#(she lied and said she didnt but she did)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

reading Krakoa era out of order bc reading lists online make it confusing and my local library only has so many books

just as god intended right on my friend you're doing everything right and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[kraviolis]

im gonna say it. the only people who genuinely think willow "forgave" amity too quick are all under 17 years old

[comradecowplant]

so things are not going well with my new elderly socdem friend unfortunately.

[nessvn]

BARUCH HASHEMMMM i was freaking out abt having enough time to actually finish one of my papers bc i have 3 finals/exams due between now and noon tmrw, sent a rlly pathetic beggy email to one prof being like hello can i have 24h extension, only to immediately get an email from the 3rd prof being like "hey i'm so sorry i accidentally double booked your exam time can we push it back" which means instead of writing an exam trmw at 9 that i havent studied for yet i'm gonna (hopefully) be writing it fully next monday YIPPEEEEE

[strawberri-syrup]

i wish all parents who control how their children look a very explode and die

[fardf150]

fuck

[slutdge]

I dont really think ive processed just how badly my dads behavior has effected me this year its really the worst it has ever been and i think im avoiding thinking too hard about it cause i know im a danger to myself if i do lol

[faggotwalkwithme]

dude 2days french class is so funny.

[jackalhadrurusluvr]

another day another why must my mom make everything as difficult as possible

[evilwrongdoer]

i put on "i bet on losing dogs" and after it came "yes, and" and i got whiplash honestly. like, i bet on losing dogs, and?

[rottengurlz]

Did the full moon make everyone crazy or something this week I feel like I need to stare at a wall for an hour or 2 to heal myself

[pomfry]

Someone: Odysseus was the smartest man in the Greek army but he apparently couldn't figure out how to get off an island for seven years lol

Me:

Me, gritting my teeth: do not say anything, do not say anything, do not say anything--

[tomwambsgans]

i'm just gonna say it. on the app that could reasonably be called Misinformation: The Website, where you have no good reason to believe almost anything that anyone says, where people are known to play genuine fucked up long cons where they go so far as to fake a disability, or stage scenes of verbal/emotional abuse with their partners, or make some other incredibly serious claim only to eventually come out and admit that they lied or faked it to be *interesting* or whatever... i think it's wise to take the anecdote of a single random person with a grain of salt

[sunjoys]

sometimes i hate customers so muchhh. today a lady was like "could i have a chicken burger" which is Normal except we have two types of cbs (chicken burgers) so im like "lemon and garlic marinated cb or buttermilk fried cb?" (this is on the menu. and also, this will be relevant later, allergens are listed on the menu. including dairy. she had the menu. she read the menu) and shes like "whats the difference?". and im like "... well one of them tastes of garlic and lemon, and the other one doesnt + is more in line with what youd expect of a normal chicken burger." she goes "okay. ill take the normal chicken burger." "awesome!". "[serious expression] but no cheese please, if i have cheese i'll have to go the hospital." and im worried, so i go "oh, are you lactose intolerant? i can tell the kitchen to be extra careful." this is normal procedure if someone is allergic. she goes "yes, im lactose intolerant." im like "great ill let them know to be careful + no cheese!"

then just before i put the order in im like. "wait fuck. buttermilk chicken burger. buttermilk. oh my god shes going to die." and i go back to be like " ! heyyy the regular chicken burger is buttermilk which is dairy, is there an alternative you'd prefer? would you rather the lemon and garlic?" she stares at me uncomprehendingly. and then she goes "i cant have garlic. and im sure the buttermilk will be fine as long as theres no cheese." internally im going holyshit shes going to die. but like if she says its fine..... so i go "ah well if youre sure..." but eventually she goes "well alright ill have the lamb dish instead then. to be safe" i go great!

then i check the menu as im inputting the order. on the menu it says theres dairy in the lamb dish. im like "oh fuck" but i go sort it out with the kitchen and we come up with a lactose free alternative (dont fry with butter, different side dish etc). all good! she eats the lamb and doesnt die!

and then. and then after dessert she asks for tea and i see her ask a coworker for some milk for the tea. im going to throttle someone <3

tldr customer said she was deathly allergic to cheese. and ordered TWO meals with dairy in them (clearly indicated in menu). i was convinced she was gonna die. and then she asked for milk in her tea.

[goethitee]

okay um… ik it has been a while since i said i would introduce Him but im doing it rn ok.

this is eustace! we’ve had him for about a week & a half now & hes doing very well! winni loves him, cletus thinks hes pretty alright most of the time & beau… tolerates him. adding him has gone very smoothly thanks to the two weeks he was with us in november/december.

for anyone that wasn’t following along… my friend purchased him from a pet store in june, kept him in his crate 23 hours a day, & never worked with him. because of this he would pee in the house/crate & wasy very hyperactive. the only human contact he got was them “correcting” him; he never got any love.

in november i asked to take him to do a “board & train” type thing as she had texted me saying eustace had chewed through his crate & was chewing the carpet & her bf threatened to shoot him. afterward he was better, but they didn’t continue doing (the very basic) things i did with him at my house, so he regressed. he started biting “for no reason”.

end of december she told me she was getting rid of him & asked us to take him. we eventually agreed. when i was talking to her about everything before we took him she told me she “fucking hated him” & whenever she talked about how she tried to make it work, she would always say that she had spent $3000 on him. basically only talking about how it affected her, & not anything about the feelings of the dog.

anyways. we have him now & hes getting more love than he knew was possible. there is literally nothing wrong with him except that he is a puppy. he literally just needs basic training. he is behind for his age but that is all her fault lol. his main problem is that he has no idea how to relax outside of his crate, but he is getting better. he is extremely sweet & when he stays in one place long enough he is quite the cuddle bug. you would never think he had ever bit anyone, much less hard enough to gush blood.

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[peachyist]

woke up from a dream where I finally got closure from the whole falling out thing but in my dream I COMPLETELY forgot to bring up the fact how she made my suicide attempt about her & lied to my good buddy saying it was to affect him instead. twice. with two different people. Like man c'mon that's the main thing. that's like the thing that made it all inexcusable.