Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Tommy Kinard
Characters: Tommy Kinard, Evan "Buck" Buckley, Vincent Gerrard, Howie "Chimney" Han, Henrietta "Hen" Wilson, Eli Cobb (9-1-1 TV), Maddie Buckley
Additional Tags: Horror, Romantic Comedy, Childhood Trauma, Daddy Kink, Top Tommy Kinard, Bottom Evan "Buck" Buckley, Blow Jobs, Rimming, Anal Sex, Episode: s02e12 Chimney Begins (9-1-1 TV), Post-Episode: s07e10 All Fall Down (9-1-1 TV), tommy gets the poseidon adventure treatment but make it dawn of the dead
Summary:
If the only reason he isn’t rotting in the ruins of a department store in Encino is because of the sense of duty of a rookie he’s tormented from the moment they met, then Tommy shouldn’t be here right now.
Statistically, karmically, cosmically, like he’s always known in the back of his mind, Tommy was never supposed to make it out of that mall. An insignificant man dying in an insignificant place—his fate finally unfurled. Any other American man burned and buried in the belly of any other American strip mall, the two of them indiscernible archetypes of their kind.
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Tommy’s life has been a horror movie, but loving Evan is like a romantic comedy.