#(perhaps?)

[mayasaura]

From what I can deduce based on my mutuals' posting, I think congratulations are in order to Mark Severance, the first non-lesbian ever to join the exclusive dead wife self-lobotomy club

[freakinglove]

IT'S MARCH 1st EVERYBODY HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARAGORN ALSO KNOWN AS THORONGIL ALSO KNOWN AS STRIDER ALSO KNOWN AS ESTEL ALSO KNOWN AS KING ELESSAR ALSO KNOWN AS THE FUCKING GOAAAAAATTTT!!!!

[blathersthecat]

Fiddleford: Why didn't you ever pick up on any of my hints??

Ford: I- IDK, CAUSE YOU WERE MARRIED?!?

Bill: what about me tho

Ford: ??? What about you?

Bill: omg he's stupid

[rebloggerandy]

This tennis match looks intense…

[definetelynotavampire]

Nikolai found Ranpo, he was probably lost somewhere TT

[genesisguidline]

John gets a present

comic#2 of my malevolent p.i. au

comic#1(introduction/tw:violence)

comicstrip#1(client pov)

sketch#1(domestic)

reporting for duty

[irondad-defensesquad]

tony singing black sabbath's "the wizard" just to annoy dr. strange

[captainunderkrupp]

ok. I'm a HUGE cliva fan. but clay would absolutely admire trollex's ability to be fun and serious at the same time!! and considering clays own singing and dancing, they both enjoy electronic... I think it's enough basis for a ship, I've done more with less XD

[smileponeh]

✨ Space Hedgehog

[agropuff]

i remembered his stupid tiny waist and got rlly angry

[fanby-fckry]

Husk: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Charlie: Are you ok???

Husk: Alastor stole my fucking garlic bread

[boowritess]

john soap mactavish x reader

"bitch if you spank me i'm socking you in the face." you bite out, glaring at him and his cocky grin.

how the conversation happened, no clue. johnny grinned at his partner. "was only teasing you, lass." he drawled, eyes shining with amusement.

"sure you were." you bite out, eyes narrowing on him slightly. she scoffed when he threw an arm over your shoulder and pulled you into his side. but you got comfortable, smiling softly when he pressed a kiss to your temple. your attention turning back to the tv.

forgetting about before.

except for johnny. who was still sporting a cheeky grin. a daring look in his eyes.

you forget about the conversation, rising from the couch to get a drink, nodding your head automatically when johnny asks if you could get him a beer.

"thanks..." he mumurs half-heartedly as you get up.

as soon as you walk past him, a loud smack echoes around the room, johnny's palm meeting your buttcheek. you're on autopilot, turning with surprising speed and punching johnny square in the cheek.

a few moments later.

the both of you are watching the tv again. eyes turned to the shitty dating show playing.

"was it worth it?" you ask, nestled back into johnny's side sipping your drink.

while johnny sipped from his cold beer then placed it against his bruising cheek. his arm wraps around you, shrugging a little. "i guess..." he murmurs, side eyeing you as he places a kiss to the top of your head. he wasn't sure if he should be scared, amused or horny... perhaps all three?

he clear his throat, relaxing against the couch. "who taught you how to punch like that?" he asks.

"simon." you answer casually, settling a little more comfortably against your boyfriends side.

johnny sighs, it's long. but one that is not surprised. "'course he did." he chuckles, an amused grin rising on his face as he gently shook his head.

"it didn't hurt too much, did it?" you softly ask after a while. eyes flicking over to looking at him.

"it hurt like hell." he grinned, leaning down to press a kiss to your cheek. "it's good. mean my pretty bird can handle her own."

the next day the bruise gets worse, but Soap is yapping away to some soldiers - about something completely unrelevant - who assume Soap had gotten into a fight. obviously with another guy who's strong right?

till Ghost walks past patting soap's shoulder, "seems like i taught ya missus well, johnny."

johnny winks at ghost as he walks by, "aye l.t you did."

the soldiers stare between the men in confusion. watching as johnny follows after ghost yapping away. not a care in the world as johnny starts to talk about you to ghost. who is more than happy to listen.

a/n: was going to hint a little soap x reader x ghost but held my inner slut back and made is soap x reader.

[idiotwithanipad]

May have figured something out?...

[convictedrone]

i was possessed to draw this in 2 hours

trying new artstyles is fun :D

[marietheran-archived]

My qualifications for why I should be allowed to adapt Dracula (before I tackle the Silmarillion Adaptation(s) of My Dreams ™):

I would not make Dracula sympathetic - or Mina's love interest

I am actually Catholic and I'd amend some of Stoker's most egregious misconceptions

I might be persuaded to make a sequel-ish series about Quincey Harker, Vampire Hunter Extraordinaire too