#(of course I have Daddy Issues)

[bayeis]

I haven't watched this show a day in my life

[atomicengineerdetective]

I've been watching Hazbin Hotel in prime. Just watched episode 5 and I gotta ask

Why, oh, WHY DON'T I SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "MORE THAN ANYTHING" WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE HAZBIN HOTEL MUSIC???

Like I get it, the song before it "Hell's Greatest Dad" Is a bop reminiscent of other music from the era its parodying. I loved it.

BUT why are you only putting clips of that song when this MASTERPIECE comes a few minutes after

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this song. The visuals are beautiful, especially when we get moments like this where you can just see the absolute LOVE this man has for her daughter is so sweet and Heartwarming I just-

The voices are fenomenal but what else can you expect from the broadway talents of Erika Henningsen and Jeremy Jordan.

There is also the whole Symbolism with passing the baton to the next generation and stuff. I- I can't even get into the specifics right now Im too emotional.

But above all else THE LYRICS

ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE

"I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER/FATHER MORE THAN ANYTHING"

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?? CAUSE I AM. I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW.

It's just so fucking beautiful man. Probably the best song I will hear all year. Obviously my favorite from Hazbin.

[notfarts]

me at the howling eye (extreme) every tuesday at 1 am pdt taking my sweet time with Garuda and hoping she finally dates me and/or abducts me

[oynonrings]

ARTEMY WITH A SEPTUM RING PLEASE SAY MORE. no no but like actually culturally hes the only one that can cut flesh and its like right in the middle of his face so its obvious his status and ability within the community and what have you as well as the connections to bulls. loook no ok you mayu have said it offhand but you keep providing things to the fandom that maybe we didnt ask for but what we absolutley need please say more whenever

he probably has super simple whatever nose ring equivalent of sleeper studs is for most days,, but think , have you seen how elaborete and large adn decorated they can get ??? Artemy deserves to be bedazzled during events or if he just wanna feel pretty. like 'how are you supposed to eat with that? 'thats the neat part i dont' amazingly decorative.

also conceptually it could be interesting he was also the only one allowed to give piercings, as i imagine it would've been his father who gave him his,, perhaps as different to 'cutting' etc, *waffles on*, and ,if he knows how to give all kinds of peircings, now ok quite some time post-canon i'd thjink, daniil , sit down, amazing thought ive just had, youre into self expression, look at your silly clothes, and you're set to stay here ,so now artemy has a proposition bc fuck which genders the Capital says can and can't wear nice jewellery so hear him out-

*anon is dragged out stage left*

(context) YEAH ANON!!! my answer got long so putting it under the cut<3

i think isidor giving artemy a septum piercing as a young boy as a visible reminder that hed grow up to be a menkhu is so good..........and then when he goes off to study hes obstinate about wearing it at first, extremely defensive of it as a symbol of his home, but the more weird looks he gets and the more it affects his life, he eventually takes it out altogether as a reflection of him forgetting (and starting to look down upon) the kin spiritual practices in the capital. then when he returns to the town, hes hesitant to wear it again because he hardly recognizes the town after a decade, he isnt sure how much he even believes in it anymore, and above all, he doesnt feel worthy of taking up his fathers mantle, especially with all of his guilt over not arriving sooner.......and maybe some people dont recognize him without the ring, too, and lara and grief make comments about how they havent seen him without the ring since they were kids

ohhhh imagine if he returned without his septum ring to find that rubin gave himself one at some point since he left!!! and this might fit p2 rubins characterization a little more than p1 rubin, but imagine how good of a symbol it would be. rubins bitterness and his assumptions that artemy was a bad son to isidor are reinforced when he sees that artemy, who had been pierced by isidor himself in his youth, has taken out his ring and eschewed the role of menkhu, his father, and his hometown altogether. meanwhile, as isidors protégé, rubin feels the need to prove himself, and he takes on the stigma of piercing without the title of menkhu like he takes on the stigma of stealing and cutting simons corpse. and as the game progresses and artemy fucks around with oyun, he tries to put the ring back in but the hole has shrunk over the years and he has to repierce himself, and that as a parallel to him relearning the steppe medicine and reincorporating himself into his hometown. you see the vision

or maybe for burda he asks daniil to repierce him, since he cant really see his own nose that well, and they bond: daniil gains an appreciation for the culture, and artemy reluctantly opens up a little about it.......

the idea of artemy giving daniil piercing(s) post-canon is so sweet. daniil would be extremely hesitant but especially if its an established relationship i could see a menkhu piercing his partner being a very intimate ritual process, something like a cross between a part of a wedding ceremony and getting a tattoo. it takes an immense amount of trust to let someone pierce you, and that applies tenfold in the town, where piercing flesh is forbidden along with piercing the ground. itd be described with all the phallic imagery of penetration, insertion, etc. like boring into the earth is (and honestly, you could make the argument that the polyhedron is like a decorative piercing on the town/earth that got infected. actually, the polyhedron and the town could be symbolically represented as piercings and tattoos upon the earth, respectively—one breaks the skin, one sits upon the skin albeit requiring a bit of trauma to begin with)

this got a bit out of hand but THANK YOU ANON i put 0 thought into that post but i actually do think it rules....... many thoughts

[im-an-anthusiast]

Ditches and Spiders

God, his forearms ITCHED.  Ugh – they sang a horrible siren song, to which the only answer was the raking of claws, the bloody contact of skin and nails. Or whatever. He clenched his fists, twisting them, rolling his wrists, and watching the taut, lean, yet somewhat gaunt muscle flexing under his scarred skin. Calixte hated the scars so, so much. They weren’t ugly, contorting, or shredding, and they weren’t spirals of thorns or carved spines. They were “beautiful”, twisting, mending – spirals of petals and curving stems. Calixte always hated the mix of lily flowers curling up his arms in a monotone white of scar tissue. They made him sick. His entire lunch – half of a white chocolate granola bar – tickled the very top of his throat, acidically ghosting over the roof of his mouth. He ought to practice Magic again.  

He applied the Sepal Balsam. Almost half the container coated his forearms thickly, massively surmounting the blood below it. Was that... wait... quadruple- no, pentuple the recommended dose? Perhaps that was why he could feel his pain fade into such intense numbness so quickly that in mere seconds he could not feel his forearms at all – and could, in real-time, watch the open wounds, cuts, gashes, and lacerations riddling his forearms and climbing up his bicep close, and twist at themselves, forming sickeningly intricate floral shapes, layering onto those already there. What a disgusting toll he has to pay, really. And, sure, he could always not push himself so much or just wait for himself to heal, but how would he get better, then? The best around don’t just rest. No pain, no gain, after all! He just has to push himself a little harder, surely...! 

The gloves contracted around his arms. They squeezed and cried at the Magic pouring into them, pushing and lashing at his flesh. The gloves wrung his arms, and blood dripped out from their hems at his biceps. All for... him.  

The bouquet strained in his arms. The paper tore open at the pressure pushed into it, flowers spilling around his flesh. Ditch and spider lilies both wrapped around his forearms, slipping from his embrace one by one. All from... him.  

“Are you proud, dad?” 

[charmwasjess]

me: *VERY late for a work function* me: ...wait, who the HELL is running Serenno post-Dooku if House Serenno is extinguished without heirs??

[gryffneedsabreak]

hotd oc; baelon "the bronze dragon" targaryen

baelon is the only child of prince daemon targaryen and rhea royce, the lady of runestone

he becomes lord of runestone after the death of his mother

baelon claims vermithor, the bronze fury, when the dragon egg placed in his cradle fails to hatch

he is the wielder of house royce's ancestral valyrian steel sword, lamentation

when the war starts, both the greens and the blacks are keen on gaining baelon and house royce's alliance. he holds no love for his father but is he willing to throw his lot in with king aegon ii?

[bayeis]

I haven't watched this show a day in my life

[the-sky-is-full-of-light]

I saw a post back when the PJO show was announced that said something like "Watch, they're gonna cast a pretty boy to play Luke Castellan and all of you are gonna be Luke apologists."

And I'm like.

JOKES ON YOU. I WAS ALREADY A LUKE APOLOGIST

[the-acid-pear]

It's actually really funny how it is bc despite being an insane person with weird kinks whenever I see someone with kinks I DON'T share I'm instantly thrown off by it. Which is comedic to me bc you'd expect the freak to inherently Understand other freaks but no unfortunately that's not how it works necessarily.

[luckylunatix]

My personal headcanon about Hell's Chef and Junior

Hell's Chef: My cooking is SUPREME, it's TOP NOTCH. I'd NEVER eat anyone else's cooking!

Junior: Hey Dad, I made you a sandwich

Hell's Chef: Omg thank you son! *Gladly eats the sandwich*

[dust-of-embers]

So uhh… incredible thought just occurred

Let me make you proud from tangled the series for Lucifer in hazbin hotel… singing about making god proud from before he fell…

[corvidexoskeleton]

I have daddy issues, but specifically the kind that makes me viscerally repulsed by the idea of referring to someone as daddy in any context even adjacent to sex or kink. Unless you're talking about your literal capital F father, or you're talking to a child about their actual dad, hearing someone call their partner or an attractive person a daddy is a magic spell that instantly makes me [DAMAGE SOUND]

[little-flame-prince]

Ohhh my gods. Oh my gods. Oh my gods. Of fucking course. Very funny.

[marc--chilton]

had a dream that house was my dad, and we were at some kind of theater for a seminar maybe? i remember we were in seats like at the movies, all plush and red. and we had been close but i'm an adult now and he has other priorities. wilson had cancer that was making him sicker and house was looking me in the eyes and telling me that when wilson goes to not expect house back from wherever they went. and i was trying, weakly, to convince him he didn't need to do anything drastic, but i knew his mind was already made up. i woke up just as his tears fell

[gamesyoushouldbeplaying]

Bad news guys playing a tiefling in baldurs gate after watching fantasy high means i instinctively say "Daddy?" Like Fig every. Fucking. Time a devil is on the screen