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bayeis · 2 months ago

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I haven't watched this show a day in my life

#I have a vision for this show #Tommy invites Eddie with him to help him pick out a promise ring for Buck but Eddie acts super posturing a weird the entire time and Tommy #is eventually like “you wtf is up with you? I didn't know you had such string opinions on gold verse silver” and Eddie breaks and is like #“a promise ring?? I didn't know it was that serious between you two?”#“I held a funeral for a mummy for him of course its that serious. Why is that an issue are you in love with him or something?”#“Yeah actually”#“what”#and then the entire next episode is Tommy and Eddie doing elaborate wooing stunts to buck to try and win him over from the other #Buck is completely oblivious to eddies wooing because hes acting exactly the same #but now Buck is going around to the rest of the station like “Tommy is acting really weird” because Tommy doesnt do this kind of thing #but the station freaks because they think tommy is being an asshole agaib #also tommys actor is replaced with bobbys actor in a bad wig #to represent bucks daddy issues #911 abc #911 show #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #destiel #destiel day

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langernameohnebedeutung · 2 months ago

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#I also think american exceptionalism and their bizarre cultural one-way street isolation plays a role #i think it's different if you actually see other countries as equals and see that they have female leaders and realise that it's #not going downhill it's not solving everything it's business as usual and it's just another boring fucking politician #and this makes the gender of the candidate LESS (not saying no) issue people obsess about or feel a need to discuss #(e.g. people laying into the appearance of female politicians? certainly misogyny. making jokes about cooking and shoes? definitely too #but I feel like that was more a 'gotta insult these fucking politicians' and gender being one of the targets when people want to do that)#but if you're the US and giant parts of the populace think they're the specialmost extra complicatedest country in this our planetworld #the fact that it works for so many other countries takes a much lower priority #because 'yeah sure a woman can govern a....'checks notes' Fineland and United Kingdom of England or Germanland'#but the US of freedom? we got a red button and what if she's on her period!!?! We are a REAL country!!'#not to mention how deeply entrenched the idea of the US as being CONSTANTLY under attack is and the president as the PROTECTOR #and that protector needs to be daddy of course #i also think the different attitude to leaders plays a role #because a part of misogyny is how much people love to HATE women - to sink their teeth into them and demonise them for every flaw #so any country that has some kind of weird worship of their leaders or sees them as some heroes or extra-class of person*#in my opinion might have a harder time to elect a woman because the moment a woman becomes a candidate #you just have to find the right flaw to go on and on about to make the population absolutely hate her or question her competency #meanwhile the general slack we cut men means they can do whatever but somehow still be compatible with that concept of leadership #(*not just the US ....though a lot of other countries with similar attitudes to their leaders are not standing out as democracies tbh)

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atomicengineerdetective · 11 months ago

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I've been watching Hazbin Hotel in prime. Just watched episode 5 and I gotta ask

Why, oh, WHY DON'T I SEE MORE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT "MORE THAN ANYTHING" WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE HAZBIN HOTEL MUSIC???

Like I get it, the song before it "Hell's Greatest Dad" Is a bop reminiscent of other music from the era its parodying. I loved it.

BUT why are you only putting clips of that song when this MASTERPIECE comes a few minutes after

I honestly don't even know where to begin with this song. The visuals are beautiful, especially when we get moments like this where you can just see the absolute LOVE this man has for her daughter is so sweet and Heartwarming I just-

The voices are fenomenal but what else can you expect from the broadway talents of Erika Henningsen and Jeremy Jordan.

There is also the whole Symbolism with passing the baton to the next generation and stuff. I- I can't even get into the specifics right now Im too emotional.

But above all else THE LYRICS

ESPECIALLY THAT LAST ONE

"I'M GRATEFUL YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER/FATHER MORE THAN ANYTHING"

DO YOU WANT ME TO CRY?? CAUSE I AM. I AM BAWLING MY EYES OUT RIGHT NOW.

It's just so fucking beautiful man. Probably the best song I will hear all year. Obviously my favorite from Hazbin.

#Call me Sir Pentious cause Im crying like a baby over here.#WHY HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING THIS GEM FROM ME. THIS ABSOLUTE DIAMOND #I didnt even mention lyrics like “I've been dying to find out who you are. looks like the apple doesnt fall far.”#“You are a part of who I am” “you are the only thing worth fighting for” that just BREAK ME #but oh well #BTW of course I was gonna watch and become obsessed with Hazbin Hotel. I am a theater kid that loves animation. It was like meant for me #could do with a little less obsenities but thats alright its a staple of the show #On another note I almost went insane when I found out lucifer was Jeremy Jordan.#Like its insane how that man always ends up in my obsessions. Newsies. Tangled the series. The Death Note Musical #(Im team L btw in death note but GOD Jeremy's singing made me reconsider for a milisecond in Where's the justice he is just THAT GOOD)#Erika I knew from the mean girls musical which I also deeply enjoy #its Insane the Talent this show brought in. my theater kid heart is ELATED #Last thing is I gotta say I LOVED Lucifer #Like I thought I was gonna hate him because everyone was talking about charlie's daddy issues #I thought he was gonna be neglectful and manipulative #BUT NO. He is a silly (little) father who just loves his daughter but doesnt know how to show it #And had DREAMS and AMBITION and fate in humanity. And he is just such a fun character to follow I had such a riot with this episode #Hazbin Hotel #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #charlotte morningstar

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notfarts · 2 years ago

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me at the howling eye (extreme) every tuesday at 1 am pdt taking my sweet time with Garuda and hoping she finally dates me and/or abducts me

#final fantasy xiv #garuda #she's insane #and bird brained #perfect waifu material if you ask me #:l also I might have issues yeah how did you know #ff14 #doodles #elpatrixfarts #my art #artists on tumblr #also I'm a lvl 90 summoner of course #which means I can call my wife at any given moment #just need to ask daddy bahamut for permission every time :)#FFXIV #lalapat hahapat

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ratatatastic · 2 months ago

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He looks so different with glasses 😂 did not recognize him at first

terribly funny how much more generic he can get with a thick frame of raybans like ive always believed the whole glasses as a disguise would never work irl but i got punked so hard that when i first saw him in glasses i was like "oh another man" glossed over him then felt the same sensation as when i forget to buy milk at the store, swiped back, scrutinised this for far longer than im comfortable admitting publicly and went "oh my god THATS MY MAN GIRL WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

#ask #i went “maffhew where the hell have you been loca”#she is but a beautiful female protagonist “shackled” by a thick pair of glasses #to me she is even more beautiful with the glasses #but also just another man #ive specifically seen this type of man in so many fucking places...#the fruity english teacher that also teaches the creative writing course because he genuinely enjoys spoken word #the one where you walk into his class see the open class layout... look up at him... look at his fit and go #huh... itd be rude to ask if he has a husband but... you know...#the class where you can tell hes in because you can smell his maple syrup candle from the courtyard #despite there being a whole gym between you and the building hes in because his door is always open and anytime the building door opens #you smell a whole wiff of autumn... it is in fact summer... and always summer where you are...#he doesnt talk about his lovelife at all doesnt even mention anything about it #but everyones curious but hes cool and you dont want to make him uncomfortable so you dont ask but you know you know?#its why you squeal in glee when he shows up to open mic night at the blackbox in the 300 building with his husband in tow because once again #he adores spoken word and gave extra credit to anyone who preformed and he wants to support his students #and hes just so smiley and giggly all night because he finally gets to be with his secret husband and its so perfect and theyre so perfect #and he also your dad because you have daddy issues and having a male figure in your life whos queer and supports you is so important-#you know what!! i think we know a little too much about each other i will stop now!!!! you get the idea!!!!!

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eggs-can-draw · 2 years ago

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Oh, you’re the Ultimate Hope, right?

#eggs can art #this au has been rattling around in my brain for SO LONG lmao #its exclusively Hajime and Naegi swapping #rest of the sdr2 and dr1 cast stays the same #Hajime was in a broom closet or smth when the entire reserve course commit toaster bath and when they found him he got lumped with the dr1 #class #it was a stroke of Naegi's luck making a long term investment #makoto naegi #izuru kamukura #naegamigiri #they are legally required #your small boyfriend may be an entirely new person due to unethical science but hey Togami is rich and Kirigiri has daddy issues we all have #our quirks #nagito komaeda #hand #ew #junko enoshima #I like making her subtly scary and as a five foot three160 cm goblin who relies mostly on intimidation tall people can be really scary #also yes I am the same height as naegi and yes I do take pride in that #danganronpa #drthh #sdr2 #naegiri #naegami #togiri #date idea: find our missing boyfriend #I like to think the Kamukura project kinda gave Naegi's luck a mind of its own #almost like it's trying to apologize to him for allowing this to happen #I do believe that his luck works similarly to Komaeda's in that its a good then bad then good type beat but it shows itself very differently #in this au its almost desperately trying to make something good to counteract the bad that keeps happening around him

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im-an-anthusiast · 7 months ago

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Ditches and Spiders

God, his forearms ITCHED. Ugh – they sang a horrible siren song, to which the only answer was the raking of claws, the bloody contact of skin and nails. Or whatever. He clenched his fists, twisting them, rolling his wrists, and watching the taut, lean, yet somewhat gaunt muscle flexing under his scarred skin. Calixte hated the scars so, so much. They weren’t ugly, contorting, or shredding, and they weren’t spirals of thorns or carved spines. They were “beautiful”, twisting, mending – spirals of petals and curving stems. Calixte always hated the mix of lily flowers curling up his arms in a monotone white of scar tissue. They made him sick. His entire lunch – half of a white chocolate granola bar – tickled the very top of his throat, acidically ghosting over the roof of his mouth. He ought to practice Magic again.

He applied the Sepal Balsam. Almost half the container coated his forearms thickly, massively surmounting the blood below it. Was that... wait... quadruple- no, pentuple the recommended dose? Perhaps that was why he could feel his pain fade into such intense numbness so quickly that in mere seconds he could not feel his forearms at all – and could, in real-time, watch the open wounds, cuts, gashes, and lacerations riddling his forearms and climbing up his bicep close, and twist at themselves, forming sickeningly intricate floral shapes, layering onto those already there. What a disgusting toll he has to pay, really. And, sure, he could always not push himself so much or just wait for himself to heal, but how would he get better, then? The best around don’t just rest. No pain, no gain, after all! He just has to push himself a little harder, surely...!

The gloves contracted around his arms. They squeezed and cried at the Magic pouring into them, pushing and lashing at his flesh. The gloves wrung his arms, and blood dripped out from their hems at his biceps. All for... him.

The bouquet strained in his arms. The paper tore open at the pressure pushed into it, flowers spilling around his flesh. Ditch and spider lilies both wrapped around his forearms, slipping from his embrace one by one. All from... him.

“Are you proud, dad?”

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charmwasjess · 10 months ago

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me: *VERY late for a work function* me: ...wait, who the HELL is running Serenno post-Dooku if House Serenno is extinguished without heirs??

#the answer of course is “the Empire”#but really kind of weird none of Gora's three children seems to have managed to reproduce #the daddy issues vibes were that bad #I mean Dooku I get but Ramil does not have the vibe of someone sexually constrained

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gryffneedsabreak · 6 months ago

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hotd oc; baelon "the bronze dragon" targaryen

baelon is the only child of prince daemon targaryen and rhea royce, the lady of runestone

he becomes lord of runestone after the death of his mother

baelon claims vermithor, the bronze fury, when the dragon egg placed in his cradle fails to hatch

he is the wielder of house royce's ancestral valyrian steel sword, lamentation

when the war starts, both the greens and the blacks are keen on gaining baelon and house royce's alliance. he holds no love for his father but is he willing to throw his lot in with king aegon ii?

#baelon the bronze dragon #hotd oc #i caved and here he is #of course you have white hair and daddy issues #*mine

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bayeis · 2 months ago

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I haven't watched this show a day in my life

#I have a vision for this show #Tommy invites Eddie with him to help him pick out a promise ring for Buck but Eddie acts super posturing a weird the entire time and Tommy #is eventually like “you wtf is up with you? I didn't know you had such string opinions on gold verse silver” and Eddie breaks and is like #“a promise ring?? I didn't know it was that serious between you two?”#“I held a funeral for a mummy for him of course its that serious. Why is that an issue are you in love with him or something?”#“Yeah actually”#“what”#and then the entire next episode is Tommy and Eddie doing elaborate wooing stunts to buck to try and win him over from the other #Buck is completely oblivious to eddies wooing because hes acting exactly the same #but now Buck is going around to the rest of the station like “Tommy is acting really weird” because Tommy doesnt do this kind of thing #but the station freaks because they think tommy is being an asshole agaib #also tommys actor is replaced with bobbys actor in a bad wig #to represent bucks daddy issues #911 abc #911 show #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #destiel #destiel day

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melhekhelmurkun · 11 months ago

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The pain of watching Attack of the Clones in order to see Obi-Wan with long hair, but also having to deal with Whiny Angsty Kinda Creepy Teenager Anakin

#out of every version of Anakin that’s the one I would punch 100% of the time #phantom menace ani is just cute if a bit annoying and I’d totally chill with him and ask questions about mechanics #revenge of the Sith Anakin is a dumbass and could use a punch too but mainly I feel sorry for him and want to get him court mandated therapy #clone wars tv show Anakin is my all time favorite I love how sassy he is and I very rarely want to throttle him (added bonus of Ahsoka)#hell even Vader was tolerable if only because he was cool as fuck and scary #but attack of the clones Anakin? it’s on SIGHT motherfucker #I can will and SHOULD deck him so hard he’s astral projected back to phantom menace #‘I hate sand its course it’s rough it’s irritating and it gets everywhere’ will literally pay you to stfu #I can’t even excuse him for his age honestly because that was only half the issue #MORE than half the issue #what an irritating and vaguely creepy little fucker #but for longhaired!daddy-wan I will tolerate him #(in actuality I am fast forwarding past any scene that doesn’t have Obi-Wan) I will tolerate him #star wars #attack of the clones #obi wan kenobi #hold up you’re actively telling me daddy-wan Kenobi ISNT a tag???#on the single thirstiest website in existence?????#what have we become

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luckylunatix · 5 months ago

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My personal headcanon about Hell's Chef and Junior

Hell's Chef: My cooking is SUPREME, it's TOP NOTCH. I'd NEVER eat anyone else's cooking!

Junior: Hey Dad, I made you a sandwich

Hell's Chef: Omg thank you son! *Gladly eats the sandwich*

#gregory horror show #ghs #hell's chef #hell's chef junior #i hope we still get to see that spinoff anime iwata wanted to make #i know he's focusing more on the upcoming game cuz he kinda put all his eggs in one basket at first #but it would be really nice to see new anime content too #not rushing him of course #anyway tho #i just think it would be cute if hell's chef was a supportive father towards his son #i know that seems like the bare minimum but everyone in gregory house is cuckoo bananas #and also i have daddy issues and i like seeing good parents in fiction

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the-sky-is-full-of-light · 2 years ago

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I saw a post back when the PJO show was announced that said something like "Watch, they're gonna cast a pretty boy to play Luke Castellan and all of you are gonna be Luke apologists."

And I'm like.

JOKES ON YOU. I WAS ALREADY A LUKE APOLOGIST

#how could i not be?#he was a KID when kronos started whispering to him #and from the time he was a BABY his mother was possessed #always talking about his fate and death #and maybe it's because *I* have daddy issues #but i understand his feelings on the whole hermes thing #anyways there was this girl in my school who was a KYLO REN apologist #but not Luke???#anyways #I'm not saying i CONDONE his actions #of course not #he took advantage of children and killed even more #I'm saying I UNDERSTAND #and I do believe his sacrifice let him die a hero #luke castellan #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #pjo show

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the-acid-pear · 9 months ago

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It's actually really funny how it is bc despite being an insane person with weird kinks whenever I see someone with kinks I DON'T share I'm instantly thrown off by it. Which is comedic to me bc you'd expect the freak to inherently Understand other freaks but no unfortunately that's not how it works necessarily.

#luly talks #i am way more open to shit when explained to me tho #like usually I'm outright Neutral about this like ok sure.#but there's things that outright are so confusing to me they turn me off #like i saw some mommy rp blog and she was just... acting like a mother #and it's like. super sweet of course! but... not turning me on? at all??#like i don't get why you'd want a 2 in 1 deal for a mother and a gf can't you just get the two things per separate?#and this is coming from a man with severe mommy issues too! I'm a man who lost 3 mother figures (maybe 4 even. prob more)#yet i just don't get it? like. i don't know.#like i dont get it when it's so Genuine ykwim? like sexy mommy daddy age gap shit i do get. i love older people carnally.#but when it is a real intention to have this person fulfill the gap your parents left (I'd have said hole goddamn it that'd have been funnie #r) it's like. do. do you know how hard this can backfire? like i feel it's only more harmful. like idk #like i am no one to say it i am as explicitly stated a certified freak but i really think some people should stop fucking and take an hour #off to go to therapy. just a thought.#like i have my psychological issues mirror into my kinks too I've thought of this deeply (not the cannibalism that's simply me being hungry #although i did make a huge post about hunger but i DIGRESS) but i feel it's different #maybe it's bc im autistic and aro Who Knows maybe this is about intricate social and romantic rituals i just dont get in general

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inseparabiles · 7 months ago

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blorbo from my histories - Joseph Grimaldi, 1778–1837

#if there's a historical person equivalent of a crutch then Joe's mine #I've had a rough everything and the past few months honestly #this lad has been my illegitimate patron saint of shitty finances + bad mental health + chronic everything fucking hurts all of the time #and of course being permanently fucked up by inescapable childhood trauma with a slice of daddy issues #I may not understand one goddamn thing about modern clownery #but hot damn do I relate to just about everything else.#DOES THIS BLOG HAVE AN ART TAG #I know I ask this every time I post art but I have DID and I don't fucking remember #my art #art tag #whatever have a nice day I'm going to eat a shoe #I love that this is the first thing I draw since Anno Domini 1302.#I have one coping mechanism and apparently it's reading about Joseph Grimaldi.

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dust-of-embers · 8 months ago

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So uhh… incredible thought just occurred

Let me make you proud from tangled the series for Lucifer in hazbin hotel… singing about making god proud from before he fell…

#I was listening to it and thought: this would fit… WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE #especially the reprise #it fits very well for Lucifer in Lucifer too #mostly cuz he’s got more visible daddy issues #AND OF COURSE THE BOW ON ALL OF THIS IS THAT THEY HAVE THE DAME VOICE ACTOR #WOOOOOOOOOO #hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #tangled the series #varian #ember’s animatic ideas #kinda

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