#(kinda in love w the guy who played jack)

[str4wb3rry-fire]

just watched the somerville high school production of newsies everyone has been talking about and oh my god.

the fight scene was so heartbreaking i cant. race holding onto jack as he panics saying "i cant go back" when he sees snyder? race pulling jack away telling him "we have to go" as jack tries to go after crutchie who is yelling "jack! race! please! youre right there!" while hes dragged off stage? fucking sobbing.

and santa fe ??? starting with jack going "no no no no crutchie no" ???? my heart has been shattered.

how the hell does a high school pull this off😭😭

[papaziggy-devblog]

I'm going to need you to give us that Anteo alphabet Mama

I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you

(I'm doing this in the scenario where you've actually managed to get him into at least somewhat of a relationship or even a FWB thing, otherwise it would just be a hit it and quit it)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) Clingy... man has his arms around you like a vice as he's passing out, won't let you go for a good while while he's sleeping

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He likes your ass, likes to smack it and grab it when you least expect it

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) Very thick and salty, and there's a lot of it... Like... A LOT... You're gonna be dripping for a hot minute

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He's always been curious about being pegged but won't allow it... he ALWAYS has to be on top

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Yes .w.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Doggy, against the wall (Both with you facing the wall and him holding you against the wall), Mating press

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) Not very goofy.. gets very into it, very dominant most the time

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Clean shaven all over

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) Its rare you'd get him to be romantic but when you do he's pretty good at it.. He likes to make you tremble by whispering sweet things into your ear

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) At least 3 times a day

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Breeding, dirty talk, knife play, bondage, voyeurisms, exhibitionisms, biting, rough sex, teasing, orgasm denial

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) Anywhere and everywhere

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Dirty talk, teasing

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) The usual's, even he's not that nasty

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) Never gives, only receives

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He prefers rough.. but it won't exactly be fast... Man has stamina for days

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) Thinks they're convenient and doesn't mind them

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Loves risk... he's the kinda guy who will have you blowing him under his desk while he makes calls at work

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Yes. .w.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) He has so fucking many... Only one who has more is probably Sophie

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Fucking LOVES to tease... He loves to see you writhe and squirm, especially on his cock... He'll drag it out until your crying if he can

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Loud.. very vocal... lots of grunts and moans and groans too

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) He'll get really REALLY into the knife play if you let him... have bandages and antiseptic ready .w.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 8.5 inches and THICK

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Yes .w.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) Once he's spent he's out like a light

[citr0us]

NSFW ALPHABET - MATT STURNIOLO

Summary: alphabet headcanons about what sex is like with matt

!warnings: smut

A - Aftercare (what the are like after sex)

Matt is supeeerrrr affectionate with you after sex, asking if you´re okay and then going to shower with you. He gets very clingy with you, he loves just to cuddle while watching someting. Super cute

B- body part (their fav body parts of theirs partner)

Matt love your ass and thighs. he loves feeling them, and squeezing them. When you wear short shorts, he loves to watch how hot your ass looks in them.

C - Cum (where he likes to cum)

He loves cumming in your face, mouth and titties.

He loves watching his cum dripp in your body.

D - Dirty Secret (self explanatory)

He has a video of you masturbating that he uses to get off.

He tried with your photos, but it's not the same

he loves hearing you moaning, and he lovesss seeing your face while doing.

E - Experince (how experienced are they? Do they know what they are doing)

He has at least 1 or 2 bodys before you. He kinda knows what he is doing tho

I believe that yall will need to talk, and you will have to teach him some things

F - Favorite Position (self explanatory)

when he is on top of you, being able to see your body, curves and tits. he likes to see your face and expression

G- Goofy (are they serious in the moment?)

At first he would gigle a little, but then he would get serious and focused on your pleasure

H - Hair (if they have a lot of hair or little? is shaved?)

he's not full shaved

I - intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

he loves going slow and sensual he loves to making you feel good and take his time with you

J - Jack Off (masturbation)

he doesn't have to do it anymore because of you. If you are far from each other he would see some photos and videos of you to get off

K - Kink (pretty self explanatory)

Him being dominant, and bossing you around

L - Location (favorite places to do)

his bed where he can be comfortable with you. If it's at your house, I believe he'll accept it anywhere. sofa, bathroom…

M - Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

your moans, evertime that you scream his name and show him that you are enjoying it

N - No (something that they wouldn’t do)

anything that involves his ass (idk)

O - Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

Matt is a fucking giver

everbody knowss about matt the munch, This man loves to eat you outt and hear you moan for more and more

he know how to use his tougue

P - pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

I feel like he can be both It depends on his mood. but generally is more slow and sensual.

Q - quickie (their opinions on quickie)

He would never say no to a quickie, but he likes more having time with you

R - risk (do they take risks?)

He's not the type who likes to take risks, he likes to do it at his house or yours

S- stamina (how many rounds can they go for?)

Matt usually can go for 2 rounds at least. but when he really wants he can go for 3 very easily

T- toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own any toys, but if you do he would use them on you.

U- unfair (how much they like to tease)

He loves to tease you, and see how long you can last. doing things and saying things to you

V- volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc)

It's not that loud, you can hear some groans. But when he's getting close he gets kinda loud (like when he is playing fortnite ifykyk) and he starts talking too ''yeah, just like that'' ''c'mon yn don't stop''

W- wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Matt loves the idea of him fucking you on his car, with the loud music in the back.

x- x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Matt doesn't have big dick energy, butt i know it's long guys. trust me

y- yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

HORNY all the timeee.

everbody knows that he his a fucking slut bro, he would get turn on by you just looking at him.

z- zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He is soo exhausted afterwards, he tries to wait for you to sleep first but he always sleeps first

[victoriawaterfield]

can't wait for ruby to be introduced to doctorjack,,, you meet this guy and he says he has no one at all and like two weeks later you meet his family that his other self literally lives with. "i have no one" my ass. out of sight out of mind ig. and then you meet his BOYFRIEND. who is also a time traveling immortal. and this is before they actually meet yet. and said boyfriend is already in love with him. you ask the doctor why he doesn't mention him more and he's like "oh our relationship is kinda weird i should text him though" and you're like weird how???? and he's like "well i abandoned him on a space station and then when we met up again i asked him if he wanted to die (he would let me kill him) and then we got tortured together for a year and-" "i am cutting you off there."

LITERALLY OH MY GOD. combined w the fact that jinkx moonson might be playing the master (her character is named maestro i mean come on /lh) (then again that could be a red herring) and the idea that river might come back this series it's like. 'yeah i have no one except for my other self and his platonic partner and her husband and their / his niece daughter and my platonic partners mom / his mother in law (vague) and the mad aunt of the family and the grandfather of their family and my rival / best friend / enemy / ??? that has been with me for a long as i can remember whether positive or negative and my ex boyfriend / ??? who also keeps coming back despite the fact that the way i treat him has been awful and is still in love with me even before he officially meets me. oh and also our (his & jacks) wife. but besides that —' it's like what sarah jane said. the doctor has the biggest family in the world. except he spent one week not going to family dinners & now he's all sad again.

[where-i-overanalyze]

Soul Eater characters and their MLP Gen 4 equivalents

i will be disregarding all ships and familial relationships for this purely because it would make it WAY too complicated and this is my silly little haha. i already put too much thought into it, i cannot burden my mind with the restraint of familial and romantic relations.

first up, the main 7 characters. starting with the one who inspired this all:

Maka as Twilight Sparkle

she's got the wings, she's got the book smart, she's got the power of friendship on her side, it's perfect. this was all started b/c while rewatching the anime, we joked that Maka's dubbed voice sounded like Twilight. this one is the strongest comparison, it gets worse from here.

Soul as Spike

no offense to Soul, but he's usually secondary to Maka most of the time. snarky, sassy, and often asking questions. also, his name is Spike, Soul's got spiky hair, it makes sense.

Black☆Star as Rainbow Dash

cocky, proud, super strong, fast, and blue!! a lot of their development revolves around like valuing other people (Black☆Star is more about like,,,, becoming his own person but y'know) also they both have scratchy voices.

Tsubaki as Fluttershy

calm and mild mannered, but also on occasion has the ability to go apeshit. befriends someone who is quite strong and obnoxious that most characters find annoying.

Death the Kid as Rarity

obsessive about appearances and has a particularly fancy way of talking. pale?? distinctive hair. makes sense.

Patty as Pinkie Pie

no explanation necessary.

Liz as Apple Jack

older sister figure! blonde and realistic, kinda tough and used to having to work for stuff (though Liz doesn't have to do it too much anymore now that she and patty are chilling w/ Kid) also, AJ was the only one left of the mane 6 lol.

Crona as Princess Luna

obviously the moon connection, duh. dark aesthetic, doesn't understand other people, and gets kinda possessed by madness!! which leads into my next choice

Kishin Asura as Nightmare Moon

evil!! but also because they were a bit misunderstood. spreads their powers across the entire world. possesses someone who is also part of them. lives on the moon.

Lord Death as Princess Celestia

tall and a god figure, but also kind of royalty? super OP but also we barely get to see them fight or use their powers ever so that our lovely main characters can be the ones to defeat the big bad. questionable morals at times.

Stein as Discord

crazy ass bitch!! tall and a slightly concerning amount of people simp for them. looks stitched together, stuff sticking out of their heads.

Marie as Princess Cadance

Ox as Snips

weird hair,,,,,,,,,,

Harvar as Snails

tall?? Harvar's a spear so he's tall by default. he's also gold-ish when he's in weapon form so that counts, also pointy b/c unicorn and spear.

Jackie as Octavia

Jackie has to be Octavia b/c her name is based off of cellist Jacqueline du Pré and even though Jackie doesn't play cello, this is who she must be to fulfill her destiny. also, they both have dark hair.

Kim as DJ Pon 3 (Vinyl Scratch)

gay. unicorn, so she has magic like a witch

Kilik and the Pots as the Cutie Mark Crusaders

there's three of them and they are inseparable. do not separate them. Kilik can be Sweetie Belle b/c he's standing in the middle.

Sid as Big Mac

man of few words. super strong and ,,,,,,, angular?? idk they're both kinda blocky. sad eyes,,,,,,,, UNDERRATED.

Naigus as Zecora

doctor!!! also if i was a pony, i would have a crush on Zecora. i have a crush on Naigus. this is my reasoning.

Medusa as Chrysalis

evil. weird and confusing hair!! dark aesthetic with one accent color. insanely manipulative, undeniably slaying.

Arachne as The Storm King

this one comes as a suggestion from Tumblr mutual (and my literal current college suite mate) @xaltiide she says that this guy is "the big bad" but isn't doing Most of the bad stuff in comparison to the other villains.

and finally, my grand finale

Giriko and Justin as Flim and Flam

they suck!!!! they suck SO BAD!!!!!!!! and they're evil. HORRIBLE.

anyways, happy April fools everyone. i finished the last half of this post while an edible kicked in on a Friday night and i feel like that probably shows in what i have created, but i will stand by this.

[tr4sh-u]

My best friend and i recently had a sleepover and stuff and we decided to rewatch from ep 22-camp arc+fnafhs s2+watch fhs z3ro 4 the first time and DEAR GOD.

it showed me how fucking much i forgot some of the characters acted like and jesus christ, i've been blinded fully by my interpretations and my au because MAN did i end up fucking hating each fucking Meg scene. I tried having so much pity for her but once i got to rewatch the whole Toddy introduction to the toys i wanted so bad to pull those cotton candy emo hairs out of her skull.

First of all, she doesn't care jack shit about Bon and that makes me FURIOUS because he's her friend and although their relationship is just friendly, they should totally and FULLY have a deeper bond than just her talking to him sometimes and joking about his disaventures instead of helping him. FOR FUCKS SAKE HE GOT ATTACKED BY A BEAR AND MEG DIDN'T SAY JACK SHIT.

Meg cares more about some stupid competition and band than HER OWN FRIEND, and that fucking bothers me because the toys are supposed to be a band that at the same time is a supportive friend group who are there for eachother in tough times. How am i supposed to believe Meg cares about Bon when it feels like she has a knack for seeing the poor guy suffer?.

Also Joy for some reason also feels like she's bad but in a sense she's an enabler and altough supportive she still has the bad actitude though more subtle. idk if y'all get my point

it's like maybe a the other dad situation or maybe blue diamond type situation (kinda rusty w/ su i haven't watched it in a LONG time)

She's more subtle in a sense she doesn't show care about what happens to Bon physically and doesn't really do shit about Meg's behaviour, she totally understands Bon situation and ofc she's an amazing friend for Bon, but like still, when it comes to Meg it's like all that platonic love and support for Bon disappears and doesn't do anything about Meg, or even Toddy.

Yeah i know Toddy appeared bratty on her introduction to the band, but realise Joy literally said she doesn't mind her and even wanted her to stay, but as soon as Meg says "nah i hate this girl who i barely know just because she has a bad actitud (speak for YOURSELF) and doesn't play any instruments" Joy gets shut down and doesn't say jack shit??? Even though after Meg said that Bon was practically on HIS KNEES telling Meg to PLEASE include Toddy into the band, wouldn't idk Joy join Bon on his cause, like why doesn't she do anything about that and just watch?

I know i sound like a mad man who over analyses everything and i know i'm taking too seriously that scene, but seriously, Meg was really in the wrong for that and it never gets recalled afterwards or even slightly fixed, and Joy should've stood up more for Bon and Toddy as she would've probably very easily noticed how desperately Bon wanted Toddy to be included.

And don't even get me STARTED on the whole headphones thing, oh Meg it's over for you, you better lock those doors in that tax evasion house of yours, because once i catch you i'm getting you locked up in my basement and forcing you to crunch and mass produce art pieces and comics that i would later post as mine.

[castlebyersafterdark]

heyyy vinny i know this is a p generic question but im bored and feeling some spicy thoughts and can't think of anything else - what are your takes on mike and wills kinks? love to see where diff people go w this one

So many ideas for these boys but here are some standards I like:

Mike with a little bit of an exhibitionist streak. I like to think that in conjunction with how his struggles are super internalized, the entire situation of hiding who is could manifest in kinda getting a thrill out of almost getting caught, getting away with things when other people are around. Like he does not want that to happen - but the risk? Fucking thrilling to him. Touching Will and having Will touch him, even subtly, while others are around. Pulling Will away to kiss him and feel him up right around the corner when people are right in the other room. Fucking in his car, even if he took care to find somewhere isolated for them - the threat of getting caught is ever-present. Plays into a possessive thing as well. Like he's so proud that Will is his and he desperately wishes everyone could know it, but before they're comfortable with that happening, he plays it up in these ways. Like, he just has to have Will. Even with danger present.

A little bit of pain for Will. He's so sweet and has been through so much and he really, really just wants to feel so good - but he's also a bit of a low-key freak. In a good way! He's stronger than he appears, he can handle a lot. And he's so sensitive, in so many ways. His highs are high, his lows are low. I think when he feels pleasure, it's almost too much sometimes - leads to him crying a lot (which Mike finds that in certain situations, he really gets off on). But on the flip, a little bit of pain mixed with the pleasure just makes everything soooo much better. And the only one he would ever trust to take care of him the way he needs is Mike, of course. And Mike adores that he's been given this trust, this control. Anything his boy wants - he's gonna get. They just trust each other so much. Choke him a little, keep going when he's overstimulated, spank him hard. He knows Mike's gonna treat him good, keep him on his toes. Because Mike understands his limits and they're so in tune with each other's needs.

These nerdssssss tho - they're totally into the cheesiest, silliest role play. Oh my god. It's embarrassing, it's cringe. But to them? So sexy and fun and they genuinely don't think it's cheesy at all. Mike comes up with the wildest ideas and they absolutely get into character when they fuck sometimes. Will totally makes them costumes, picks out sexy clothing for them both, fully invested in their scenes. Mike does different voices and accents, which believe it or not - Will is totally into. He would be, the little freak 🤭. Such total nerds. But it's really, really hot for them, getting to be silly and play with each other like this for the rest of their lives.

Altered states of mind - various meanings. Sharing a joint, shotgunning. Makes everything nice and slow. The delay in sensation, how their hazy brains make them take their time with each other, how they'd get distracted and lost in lazy kissing, giggling and indulgent and slow as they jack each other off. It's a different feeling that they really like, getting to enjoy themselves like that, while also feeling a bit naughty at smoking up before hooking up. Similar vein - Will gets a thrill at being a bit drunk while in bed with Mike. It's the ragdoll effect. In sober times, he already loves how Mike's bigger than him, stronger. Loves being pulled close to Mike, being carried to bed, thrown onto the mattress, letting Mike position him how he wants him. Just, having his guy manhandle him like that is a huge turn on. Boy can get a liiiiitle bit of a pillow princess complex at times, let's be real. So when he's a bit intoxicated- it's exaggerated. And he loves it. It falls under that whole trust thing, the giving-up control mindset. I think Will's reserved and controlled personality, despite the fact that his emotions are so so much, leads to a dynamic sometimes where he likes Mike taking charge, pushing him when he hesitates. While they both may be excited to try something new in the bedroom, Will is bashful and shy and turns to Mike to coax his dirtiest fantasies into reality. Along with this, both of them enjoy engaging in sex when one of them is really tired. Will loves going down on Mike to either wake him up, or to relax him as he's drifting off to sleep.

I'll stop there, this got really involved hahaha ❤️❤️❤️

[daenystheedreamer]

(Tyrionyork) in your kuwtb / modern au who do you think listens to what music? Doesn't have to be artists (cause thats a lot of artists) just general genres etc

YAY love thinking of this stuff. ok i have a post from 2021 w some of my opinions i still broadly agree with:

quick disclaimer. my main opinion forever is these motherfuckers would NOT listen to mother mother or tally hall or cavetown or jack stauber or AJR. sansa MIGHT. but not a single other character would. im sorry to break the news to you. there is a HUGE difference between 'song that reminds you of character' and 'song character would listen to' and im sorry but robb stark is NOT listening to the oh hellos no matter how much you think soldier poet king fits him. doing the starks + theon send asks if u want a specific character :^)

ROBB he likes kanye west do not even fucking try and claim otherwise. he likes UK drill and all kinds of rap and 90s r&b. he listens to the top 40 when working out. the gayest thing he listens to is beyonce. i also think he likes country music (sorry.)

THEON oh everything. lots of electronic and if he's in charge of the aux cord he puts on whatever it most annoying and bad for the vibe. i do think he's a little bit lana del rey especially post-ramsay. definitely a barb just to be annoying. would never be honest about his music taste. is a dj :)

JON teen jon listens to paramore mcr etc but older jon likes tame impala and king gizzard. def an arctic monkeys/snow patrol/strokes/kooks kinda guy. im on the fence about mitski on the more dubious side. beach boys pet sounds. WEEZER AND NIRVANA.... lots of grunge. he and robb listen to wu tang and NWA together. can play guitar and did wonderwall oasis for ygritte to impress her and she was like ach canae ye listen tae good music even?

SANSA swiftie all the way. i may not like the blonde devil's music but it is undeniable that sansa is a swiftie. i think she likes pop and folk. lots of female artists :) goes to pop concerts with margaery and gets vip backstage passes cos margaery is kind of a starfucker name dropper and uses it to impress sansa on dates. can play piano and maybe also flute or violin...

ARYA everything that gives you tinnitus. heavy metal industrial noise. bonds with jon over grunge. punk and grindcore. every kind of metal you can think of. and yes she is a juggalo. she likes insane clown posse (argue with the wall) her and gendry + lommy + hot pie are in a terrible band together. plays drums FOR SURE

BRAN beatles :) psychedelic rock.... i still see him as pretentious about music 😭 listens to pink floyd The Wall high with the reeds. makes music in garageband its actually pretty good.

RICKON he is also a juggalo

[angrelysimpping]

oki, oki, last oc nsfw abc, i thinks

this one for Jasper :3

Him picrew(s):

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cuddler. Clinger. Often doesn't wanna move. Might be persuaded to roll out of bed to grab snacks or drinks or something to clean up with but eeeeeh, he's not the best. 

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Partners: hair lol. Otherwise, tummies His own: oof, maybe his back?

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Loves cum marking but not big on being the one marked. 

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Me: i don't know what to put for ‘d for dirty secret’ for jasper Ink: there is no dirty secret Me: he's a very open book Ink: he's very open with what kinda terrible person he is

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Fairly experienced. Quick learner, too. 

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Pole Position :3c

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Usually serious and a bit uh, crazed, at times. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Lol, bad abt keeping himself groomed. So, so bad. Better about it in dol au bc his family is closer at hand. Also, would be better about it if his partner made a request uwu

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He thinks he's romantic. Depends on if you think the guy who dragged you off the streets and impressions you in a run down hotel ramblin about making you his “perfect art” and “signing” his name on you with a knife is “romantic” or not. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't like to. Understands to some degree why people jack off but it feels so unsatisfactory to him that he just doesn't get why some people do it so often =p

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Knife play is a big one, tbh. Primal play, too. Marking. Real big on marking. 

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere in his resort :3

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Listing to him, submitting. 

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

The usual suspects. Hard no to Vomit, scat, diapers. Doesn't like being on the receiving end of kinks that can fall into the humiliation category. 

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Receiving. (Totally doesn't have a wee hang up about sucking cock courtesy of his older brother, Ezra. No, def not).

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Fast and rough. He tries slow and/or sensual but he always ends up fast and rough. 

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hell yeah, let's go!

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Eh, 50/50 on if he feels willing to experiment. 

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

At his most wild/high energy, he goes at least five rounds before settling. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't own any toys but not completely opposed to them. More into the idea of using them on his partner than having them used on himself. 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Likes to tease but gets frustrated quickly when teased back. 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Mutters and mumbles. Can get loud but it takes some time. (Gets more vocal of he's the one subbing, which he doesn't tend to do too often)

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Lost two of his virginities to his brothers. Has never held hands with anyone romantically. 

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Another runner baybeeee. Deceptively strong, though. Hehe, pretty cock. Pretty pink tip thats sensitive. Nice veins along the underside. Longer than he is wide. Circumcised. Has a few faint scars on his face and back. Rather hairless torso. Pale skin, bit sensitive to light bc of illnesses and medications he was on as a kid. 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

In canon: wants to have sex at least once a week but it won't bother him if he doesn't.  Dol AU: the higher his energy, the more likely he is to start something 

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He's fucking out man. Drains him in such a pleasant way, so happy that he finally gets to sleep :3

BDSM Test:

[thechurchofsplatterdaysaints]

Everything you need to know about Out for Justice you learn before the title card. Gino Felino & his partner Bobby Lupo (yes, I'm serious) are waiting for a multi-million dollar drug deal to go down w/ the whole department on standby.

The over-Brooklyn-ing is immediate and stings and doesn't let up for the entire run time. Buckle up, baby.

Kelly Jo Minter (every 80s movie) plays a pregnant whore getting a beat-down from her foul-mouthed pimp. Do you think Gino can sit idly by & watch? Hell no! Big Daddy Fuck Pants has to serve up a spoonful of justice so he can continue to peacock around this scuzzy little turd with the appropriate level of dick chub.

“This motherfucker hit me & I'm scared I'm gonna lose my baby!”

Gino quickly dispatches some fists and slams the pimp through the windshield but not before they use the exact same sample of said pimp yelling “Yaaaaah” @ 3:17 & 3:25 respectively. You have to be some kinda next-level nihilist to do that shit. That sample has plagued me for 30 years. Fuck all 13 sound editors & mixers on this thing.

Despite my bitching this really is a great introduction to Gino and his special blend of macho horseshit.

And frankly, once you realize that no one cares and this whole God damned thing is serving Seagal's mammoth ego the only thing you can do is go along for the ride. Lean into the bullshit and enjoy because the man made one really good movie and this is it.

“Gimme an umarked and a shotgun.”

William Forsythe annihilates the gd screen as the crack smoking, meaner-than-piss antagonist who blows Bobby Lupo away for fucking his girlfriend. (Julie Strain, bitch Goddess I love you and miss you) Richie is a fucking death machine running to meet his maker and Forsythe outshines by a mile. (they edited more Forsythe out because Seagal = big baby bitch-tits)

Richie comes heavy. Richie don't play.

“You wanna fuck?”

Gino spends the rest of the movie hunting Richie down to avenge his partner's death and he has to butt heads with the mob on more than one occasion. But of course he's friends w/ the mob too, because everyone wants a piece of Gino's delicious cake. (my eyes cannot roll hard enough) Finook, gabagool, old mother dressed in black, grazie, scusi, et Spiritus Sancti, fughettaboutit.

“Cause he's a chickenshit fuckin pussy asshole.”

Seagal said the bar fight where he smashes everyone's face with a cue ball is his favorite fight scene and you can see why. The place is brimming with beefy thugs oozing criminality: we've got self-titled “Tattoo” representing Attica, master stick fighter “Sticks” (Dan Inosanto, who taught Bruce Lee nunchaku and was one of the 3 people permitted by Lee to teach Jeet Kune Do), boxing bartender to the stars Nick Dimitri (long established stuntman/actor you may recognize as the angry meth trucker from Stone Cold but check him out in Hard Times w/ Bronson mf throws down!) and last but certainly not least is Gianni Russo as made man “Sammy.” (Remember Connie's piece of shit husband in The Godfather who helped set up Sonny to get hit?)

“Anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupo?”

Gino's bloated sense of self is on full display as always. He's waxing philosophic w/ mob guys about how “You gotta admit, God's got a strange sense of humor” which is exactly the kind of cracker jack bullshit that comes from a lifetime of never once having an original thought. Ugh. I hate that I love this movie.

"I like pain, you know." (*kiss* I love you, Richie)

The casting for this is off the charts. Jerry Orbach as the grizzled Lieutenant who understands comeuppance in a way that only men can, Gina Gershon as Richie's lippy sister, Dominic Chianese as Richie's immigrant daddy, Julianna Margulies in her breakout role as Richie's trapped and unwilling playmate. Loads of great character actors fill this thing out like one of those real nice 'Tits in Tops' pics. Kane Hodder worked with Seagal on 3 films as a stuntman and he's listed as “henchman at party” although I've yet to notice him in all my viewings. And I can't forget to mention my favorite stuntman/actor of all time Carl Ciarfalio who plays Paulie aka Is this a meat cleaver in my hand or are you just happy to see me? (Tony Doggs in Casino + 4000 other things)

Seagal is now a well-established piece of shit but it was always right there in front of us. The scene where he holds court with his wife is fucking painful. He sits high above her, she on the floor at his feet looking up at his big meaty gob as he spins this saccharine tale about some gd neighborhood man being ground down by life and dying of a broken heart.

She looks at him tenderly “It was your father, wasn't it?”

What in the actual fuck? They're married and she never knew his backstory? She let him blow his balls in her, she bore him some dimwitted little dago dipshit and she never even knew what her father in law did for a living? She never understood Gino's private pain? Who are these people? Mama mia!

The version I've been watching most of my life no longer exists if you upgrade to the blu. The movie famously used to showcase some real hack editing but it's been streamlined nicely. They also restored the John Leguizamo scene where Richie steals his drugs and shoots him in an alley.

There's some other business: a puppy named "Courage", 4000 squibs, bouncing boobs, a huge narcoleptic wiseguy, more shitty Italian stereotypes PLUS they hang out in L'Amour so if any of you Type O Negative fans wanna know what Pete was talking about in “Unsuccessfully Coping w/ the Natural Beauty of Infidelity” you've got front row seats.

This movie is 1991. If you lived it, it's fun to go back. If you didn't, take it with a grain of salt and enjoy the ride. It's hard to justify watching any of his "work" these days but he had about 10 minutes before he totally shit the bed. Essential viewing.

@watching-pictures-move & I decided to tackle this shit fest and as always he manages to be the classy one. You can read his thoughts on the movie here We considered ripping Fire Down Below a new asshole but Seagal already has more attention than he deserves. This was a fun experiment but I think if we do this again we might stick to the sleazy, obscure stuff cause that's more our wheelhouse.

[lovecorevillain]

this might be random but do you have any headcanons of the Daltons/lucky luke cause now they are my hyperfixation and yes I've joined a pretty much dead fandom but I was to hear your thoughts.

(only if u want to ofc)

hiiii anon its been. so insanely long since ive thought abt lucky luke and the daltons rotated them in my small brain but i love looove them as a characters so very dearly to this day and id be more than happy to give u. some of my carefully thought out (brainrot induced) thoughts :]

- JOE ADHD KING. no but seriously this fucking guy is so nd and mentally ill in so many ways. hes collecting them like cool rocks (<- im nd and mentally ill (obviously) and have always related to him)

- i know the entire thing abt the daltons is how theyre only distinguished from each other when it comes to height but i love playing around w the idea that they have like. subtle differences in their appearance that you wont notice unless you squint and use a telescope. like william having heterochromia, jack having freckles and joe having beauty marks and whatnot (cant think of anything for averell when it comes to this trope sorry </3)

- aroacespec gay lucky luke is so real and true and my alltime fave sexuality hc. also a little transgenderism for him as a treat. sometimes

- adding to the former: luke telling ppl he got his diy top surgery scars from a brutal shootout

- i dont like the modern daltons cartoon (it kinda sucks) but i really really like how they characterized william in it (bookworm and man of many talents iirc) and i really like the idea of him potentially being a graduate/of higher education but sticking with his brothers out of loyalty/peer pressure (<- potential for him to be the black sheep of his family and give him more character than in the comics and the old cartoons)

- luke and joe's archnemesis relationship oh my GOD [head in hands] ive always loved the multiple layers of their dynamic and the "cool hero who loves toying with the bad guy" vs "batshit crazy unhinged small guy villain" thing they always got going on. lukejoe is so good whether its platonically or romantically or anything in between i still care them so much. funny guys who hate each other fight each other are friends are besties are outlaws kiss kill each other have repressed homosexual feelings have never had friends before killed people with no remorse and have issues. i like that in men

- t4t lukejoe is. so good. perfection

- while im a professional les daltons #hater i love that one guy who showed up for like one episode and was never brought up again except in the bg of some episodes. unlucky luke (small dark haired manloser) if youre out there...

- el gee bee tee hc lightning round:

cis bi (sometimes transmasc) joe [wtf is a pronoun i will kill you], transhet jack [he/him], nonbiney [he/him] william, unlabeled averell [he/she + any] and ofc aroace gay trans luke [he/they]. idc abt other characters enough to form opinions on them

- ill most definitely add to this later if and when i start binging the entirety of ll again but for now. thats all. come get your food lucky luke enjoyers <3 shoutout to the three of you who still enjoy this media despite its many many MANY flaws

[someonewhos-world]

More twin headcanons because I'm obsessed and no I will not shut up about them, fuck you.

Jack gets eliminated with Noah bc his dumbass didnt see where anyone went and was like "hey guys, I think- Guys? Guys??? GUYS???" Bc he accidentally looked away and had his blind side towards them.

But also bc he was like "ok, Alejandro does kinda suck,he is the reason bridge is gone,,"

Jack and Jett play hand games like Mary mack, miss susie, down by the bank and pretty little Dutch girl. Also patty cake and bubble gum. They also play chopsticks and thumb war. Chess too.

Jett hates liars. He just hates people who lie for some reason, Jack doesnt entirely understand but does at the same time.

Jett and Jack complete each other sentences.

Whistling. You know how if you hear your dad's whistle half way across the super market and you're like "I've been summoned."??? That's them. Even on different teams. But Jett gets eliminated in New York for an odd reason that I cant think of rn. So it leaves Jack by himself.

Adding to this!! World Tour is probably the only time when the twins are actively separated. After Jett's elimination, Jack spends a few days whistling to himself subconsciously and moping a bit. But he brightens a bit with Owen.

Jack keeps everyone on his right side. He cant see from his left so he doesn't trust anyone outside of Jett to be on his left.

Jett gets sick very easily, I'd imagine after Yukon, he was sick with a very bad sore throat and couldn't speak. Jack doesnt entirely get sick but when he does, it's only migraines that have him sleeping most of the day away.

Both twins were very disappointed in Bridgette for trying to kiss Alejandro and then getting stuck to a pole. They were shaking their heads in mild disappointment.

Jack faces a double crush after Alejandro. It's on Owen and Noah. No he doesnt confess because hes like "I don't want that kind of pain." Bc hes aware that love hurts.

Jett on the other hand just was like "I need to be ELIMINATED N O W. GET ME OUT" in order to just avoid Gwen and Cody entirely.

Do I tag the characters?? I think so. Maybe idk

Jett and Jack lean on each other and relax so when Jett is eliminated, Jack is stuck sitting up,too tense and uncomfortable.

The twins mumble and murmur things to each other during their games.

Jack has a beauty mark under his right eye.

Jett doesnt have any beauty marks that are visible. But he has acne scars on his shoulder blades and lower back.

Jack and Jett don't appear again until Ridonculous Race. But theh barely interact with anyone save for the Surfer dudes and Reality TV Pros. They dont like the other twins or the Sisters. They just don't.

Jack and Jett bite.

I can also imagine another scenario where Jack and Jett both try to desperately get off the show after like. The first episode.

Like

Jett is trying desperately to get voted off,Jack is trying to sabotage the team but realizes "hey,our team is already getting picked off like flies, I dont need to do this" and then they think they're gonna get eliminated together only for Chris to crush that hope and seperate the twins (Jett staying in Victory and Jack going into Team Chris.)

[cutepervert]

ty to @tigertofu for the tag <3 dont have many friends on here yet but i'll tag the people that i can think of off the top of my head, @rreskk @chloe12801 @heisentwerk

Were you named after anyone?

not as far as I can tell. my mom likes to say im named after julius caesar but i think shes lying

Do you have kids?

no and have noooo interest it is simply not for me i think

Use sarcasm a lot?

yes, less so on the internet but irl i do a LOT

First thing you notice 'bout people?

it's hard to pick out one thing because i often interpret the totality of a person (like their vibe ig?) before i focus on any details. this is not to say that i dont focus on details i absolutely do but that's often long after i've determined the person has an interesting vibe based off their outfit/the way they carry themselves/etc

Eye color?

hazel. i think? like a light brown with greenish bits in the central heterochromia zone

Scary movies or happy ending?

hard to say tbh! I like a neat ending (not necessarily a happy one) and both scary movies and 'happy ending' movies tend to have neat endings (or at least neat enough to set-up for a sequel LOL). I like both, it all kinda depends on my mood

Special talent?

oh i struggle so hard with this question... like, i have several things i am moderately good at (writing, drawing, et cetera) but ive never been especially skilled or talented at a single thing like other people are. jack of all trades master of none that's the kinda bitch i am. also sidenote but i think talent isn't real. if it is real it describes nothing but someones desire to practice a given thing which then makes them good at it. nobodys born good at shit. prodigies are fake and they are all lying to u!!!!

Your hobbies?

lol. hobbies... what are those! no frfr i play video games write fanfic and once in a while when i have the energy to set up a workspace i like doing very hands-on sculptural art like papier mache and clay sculpture.

Any pets?

no i wish :( want a cat so bad but our aint shit landlord (who tbf is usually really fine and normal and chill so i guess there had to be ONE THING at least that sucked abt him) said no

Playing any sport?

LOL. no. fuck sports..... except i like watching basketball because those men are freaks of nature in the best way and i like to imagine in ancient times we'd have them do feats of strength like climbing up a very steep mountain face. i just love those lengthy boys. kevin durant especially is such an extruded guy every time he falls during a game (which as it turns out is way more often than i thought) im like okay this time his legs have to have snapped in half. and they dont! probably because he drinks his milk or w/e. takes him vitamines. wild shit. anyway yeah i dont do sports

How tall..?

5'7 last time i checked.... imo the perfect height. not too short not too tall but also not too medium. on the tall side of medium sized. love being this height.

Favourite subject in school?

hard to say bc it depended so much on the teacher but i loved most of my english classes and a good amount of my history classes. history is sooo girlypop to me like we're truly just sharing 100+ year old gossip like it's not nosy as fuuuuuck

Dream job:

i do not dream of labor but i think the ideal job for me is one that doesn't feel like it's sucking 100% of my soul out my mouth (will settle for like 30 to 50% soul sucking) and hopefully serves to help other people through creative expression (because i dont know how to do anything else LMAO). i basically have that job rn but it's still Hard and Annoying so i suppose nothing will ever b perfect

[lost-highwayy]

Ahoy!

Awh, what a handsome boy Jack is! How old is he? He seems so playful hehe. My dog is called Krampusz, he is old now and not so energetic, but very sweet under the layer of grumpy old guy! I can't submit a picture anonymously, but I'll ask Amy if maybe she can forward you a picture of him 😁

My favourite album is probably actually one of the early ones like the self-titled or The Book of Taliesyn... I'm not saying they are necessarily the best of their discography, they are just closest to my heart haha. Also really love Burn though.

What's your favourite Deep Purple album?

I will definitely listen to those very soon, thank you so much for the recommendations!

I get the feeling that every now and again there has to come a band that gets accused of being a bad copy of LZ. I find it kinda funny, given that LZ never were 100% original themselves - it's near impossible to make music with no influences.

I usually just doodle sad old men lately for some reason haha - but I've been unhappy with the rigidity of my art for a long time, so I've been getting into more abstract art to loosen it all up a bit. For video games, I've just been absolutely blown away by Disco Elysium - I just finished it for the first time, and that game is a literal work of art! I'm not entirely sure what you mean by whether I want something in the same style, I'm sorry... But yeah, I like going to thrift stores and charity shops on a little treasure hunt.

Ooh, do you have any favourites in your collection? Or ones you're most proud to have?

How long have you played bass and guitar? And what do you mean by terrible relationship? (Because that I may also unfortunately have with the guitar)

I can't really play any songs, sadly. I'm progressing awful, because I'm the kind of person, who needs a teacher at first to give the initial push when starting a new skill... But I might soon get a teacher!

I don't really have any favourite guitarists, because I don't feel like I know enough about music to know which guitarists play in a way I like, if that makes sense.. Do you have favourites?

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Hello Santa!

I haven't replied to you in so long, I feel so ashamed. I've had a busy week and promised myself every single day to come here but I didn't have time. Sorry!

How was the first week of December? What's the weather like where you are? Our weather left much to be desired since the first week of December was more like autumn lol.

Jack is one year old! I found him so tiny when he was abandoned on the road. OMG, I saw the photo Amy sent, Krampusz is so cute!

Oh The Book of Taliesyn is an amazing album. Deep Purple's first singer was a cool dude! I think I have too many favorites among their albums haha! At least in each line-up I highlight something special. But perhaps Come Taste The Band, Burn and In Concert w/ the London Orchestra (yes, it's not exactly a numbered album but how cool they sounded with an orchestra..!)

Yeah, that's funny! But as my friend said, LZ were a copy of everything good hehe. The funniest thing is that because Kingdom Come was compared to LZ, the lead singer of the band once said that he had never heard of Led Zeppelin lol.

Oh, I hope I can see your drawings when we get to know each other after Christmas because it sounds really interesting! Disco Elysium wow!! I really wanted to play this game, I often watch game walkthroughs on YouTube and this game is amazing! About one style, I most likely meant as belonging to a certain era. In our city, there is a consignment shop that is associated only with 90s fashion and nothing more. Do you have a favorite thing from the thrift shop?

In my collection, I think I value my glam metal vinyls most of all, which are very hard to find, or limited editions on colored vinyl. I'm not at home now, but as soon as I get home, I will pin a photo of my favorite things in the collection. I am also absolutely proud of my Deep Purple vinyl. This is a recording of a concert with Tommy Bolin Live at Long Beach Arena in 1976 on three LPs.

I have been playing bass for 2 years and guitar for a year. My main problem is the lack of progress on the guitar. I do not have enough perseverance to work on some important points, for example, I still do not know how to play barre chords lol. And I really hope that you will have a good teacher!

Oh, that's okay. I think favorites appear over time. Unfortunately, I can't say that some guitarists are good in technique, but I like them. For example, Jeff LaBar from Cinderella. Thanks to him, I started playing, he is very charismatic. And also blues musician Johnny Winter, he is incomparable.

what about movies? Do you have a favorite movie? And for example, those that you like to watch at Christmas?

How do you usually celebrate Christmas? Or how do you imagine the perfect Christmas celebration?

Do you have any unusual artists on your playlist? For example, you didn't like this band or artist before but now you quite like it. Or an unusual genre?

[anachronistic-falsehood]

u have opened the floodgates i love talkimg abt max i think about him so much dude. hes so cool

SILLY LITTLE GUY. they are. ex eom <3 taken in as an orphan and given unethetical human experiments u know the drill !! except smth went wrong and while he got the ability to perfectly mimic voices/sounds and has enhanced stamina he did not get the whole. healing thing. hes not very sturdy the experiments did not Fix Him (go figure.) BUT. they obv know that showing any sort of weakness will lead to death or worse so they train extra extra hard and hoard healing serum (<< inspired by the part in tristamp where ww has a stash of them hidden under the floor) so it seems like he works the same as everybody else. he has shit eyesight but again cannot let anyone know this so instead of guns he uses knives :] u cn kinda see one up in the top gorner there hes got 2 of these big cross shaped knives (here is an imahe from pinterest i thought was cool)

uhhhhh what else. i played around w the idea of him being a gungho gun at one point too mainly bc i just really want someone to punch legato in the face. etc etc he escapes from the eom somehow and now just kinda. wanders around doing his own thing . my friend monty also has a trigun oc who is a reporter so we've talked abt them tagging along w max to get the real scoop on what the eom was like hehe !! personality wise he issss. quiet (doesnt use his normal voice a whole lot bc his whole. mercenary job was centered around mimicking other people) street smart but NOT book smart (picturing them in a library is fun hehe.. squinting and concentrating so very hard on history books and being like. his ass is NOT reading!!!) and i think they also have a huge soft spot for the thomases (tomas? tomases? the big fuckin bird things i never know the right plural)

SORRY THAT WAS. SO MUCH LONGER THAN I THOUGHT. I LOVE MY SILL Y LITTLE GUY I JUST THINK HES NEAT.

I LOVE UR SILLY LITTLE GUY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. I WAS OVERCOME WITH THE NEED 2 DOODLE MAX AND JACK INTERACTING

jack is def book smart but not street smart. if they joined monty’s sona and max on their adventure they would be oh so scared all the time forever <3 they would probably hate an adventure at first but then get sad when they have 2 go home. they also love animals esp the tomas (i too do not know the plural or the spelling for them) so they would get along with max in that regard. also they like worms :3 bc i LOVE bugs and every single sona of mine needs 2 have a strange fascination with bugs

LOVE THE CROSS SHAPED KNIFE!!! oh that is the coolest. the baddest bitch out there. jack is also v quiet unless u get them talking abt somethin they like in which case they will not shut the fuck up. would love 2 rant at max about history or worms or any other number of things. they r friends now that’s just how it is i don’t make the rules (i DO make the rules. and so do u. and we have made the rule that they r friends :3)

[cursedzucchini]

Excuse me but yoooooooo. I'm gonna change the direction entirely

What if this somehow got to red hood and what if the reason why he took in mechanic w literally no previous experience in his file, was bc they were always kidnapped by other villains (kinda like chemistry teachers) or were just plain evil (like trying to assassinate the one they work for).

Now Jason was pretty happy about his new mechanic, but he figured it wouldn't last forever. And now here it was. But dude is really good at fixing (and making) stuff, so until he actively tries to kill Jason, its probably going to be fine (yeah, it definitely doesn't have anything to do w how cute he is, and how he always stammers and blushes when he tells Danny he's under his protection. No sir, no simping here)

So. Now you have Danny, hopelessly in love with a crime lord, trying his best to make a cool gun to impress him, while his ghost hormones (and human ones too) ho haywire.

And Jason, who thinks his mechanic is adorable, but is convinced he's probably going to try and assassinate him in the near future and the pits which literally purr around the guy.

Ig this is all i have, but we could add depth to the reason why Danny wants to gift Jason a gun - i imagine Danny's parents had the love languages like quality time and gift giving, but in the weird ghost way y'know. Like jack would be sad about breaking something, so Maddie would stay up and fix it so she could show him in the morning. Or Maddie would talk about how she would love to do this experiment and jack would prepare it for her. Or they would just spend time together and work in silence, humming some songs playing in the radio.

And Danny could see this as the height of romantic gestures. So now that Jason stops by, stays as he works just doing his own thing, always shamelessly flirts, and sometimes brings him better tools, when he sees they're falling apart, Danny can't help but swoon.

Like just Jason accidentally romancing Danny's human and ghost side idk

The Crime Lord does not stop flirting with me!

When Danny ran away from home and ended up in Gotham he wasn't quite sure what to do, adrenaline was coursing through his veins and all he wanted was a place to be safe.

That's when Crime Alley lit up like a Christmas tree and Danny knew it could be his new home, something about Crime Alley was drawing him in. It wasn't long before he decided to get a job to lay low. Of course, the latter was a bust because Red Hood noticed him almost instantly.

Contrary to his expectations, the Crime Lord took an interest in him but said nothing. He simply asked him to repair his motorcycle like a normal customer in his new job. Danny did and well, he couldn't help but repair some damaged systems and add some modifications. He hoped he wasn't stepping out of line, he just couldn't help himself, it was second nature to repair damaged things.

He thought Red Hood would be angry about it but the man seemed delighted (or as delighted as he could look with the mask), he looked at Danny and asked him what else he could do. Nervously, he told him that he was somewhat good with technology and before he knew it he had been hired by a gang (more or less, they were just asking for some custom orders).

So, technically he established as the mechanic and supplier to the Hood gang, and more specifically to the Crime Lord himself. He gave Hood some upgrades and became his supplier of (mostly harmless) weapons and upgrades. This attracted the attention of most of the gangs that were against the Crime Lord and Batman himself.

Jason, noticing how nervous the guy was assured him that he would protect him and no one was going to hurt him as long as he was around, it was obvious he wasn't from Gotham. For some reason, his new employee blushed every time he said those words.

Danny didn't know if Red Hood understood what he was doing (That was totally a flirt for protection spirits!), every day it was getting harder and harder not to respond to him. His ghost side kept screaming that he got a good match!

Which was technically true, considering that Red Hood had promised him protection and let him stay in his haunt (it became obvious that Crime Alley was his haunt after a few days in Gotham but strangely it accepted him)

Jason continued to promise Danny that he would be safe (poor boy always looked nervous) and Danny wondered how many days he could take the blatant flirting.