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egophiliac · 10 months ago

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CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment)#this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF.#anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes)#DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn.#revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE)#and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color...#unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing.#lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way)#(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things)#man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

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natelia-aldelliz · 2 years ago

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Soap & Gaz : =(

Ghost : What's going on with you two?

Gaz : Old people flirting =( it's like my divorced dad flirting with his new girlfriend in front of me all over again

Ghost : What happened?

Gaz : Well he and my mom got a divorce, which was for the best honestly, and then he got himself a girlfriend that was closer in age to me than him and -

Ghost : I don't give a shit about your parents Garrick, what happened right now.

Gaz : Oh =(

Soap : Nikolai was teaching us insults in russian, and Price told him he had a dirty mouth and Nik just smiled at him, y'know, like a smirk, and Price smiled back, ewwww

Ghost : Wait, you think Price flirting with his... friend is gross because they're old? You do know I'm not that much younger than Price, right?

Soap : Yeah, but you're not flirting with anyone, so it's okay =)

Ghost :

Gaz :

Soap : =) ?

Gaz : I can't believe you just said that. With your full chest too...

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #captain john price #i just found out that price's name is jonathan?? i thought it was a joke not canon lmao #cod nikolai #ghostsoap #soapghost #does pricexnikolai have a name?#based on a thirty seconds search through tumblr it appears to be nikprice #and i was so happy that for once i shipped a main ship and not a rare ship lmao rip me #the dilfs got me #anyway i was realising that price is also fucking massive like next to ghost it doesn't show or even gaz who's pretty tall as well #but next to other people wow he's tall #soap isn't as tall but what he doesn't have in height he has in shoulders so it's not that obvious that he's smol #anyway #soap instantly notices people flirting with other people like he'd met ale and rudy for five minutes and already knew #that doesn't apply to himself tho because he doesn't think anyone could love him and thinks they just want sex #and he ignores it coming from ghost because he couldn't deal with just sex from him so he'd rather not see anything at all =)#and gaz is tired of him and ghost thinks soap knows and is rejecting him and gaz is tired of him too #and now he's also tired of price because how dare he flirt in front of his salad like that

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dreamings-free · 4 months ago

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#sometimes the twitter brainrot really does migrate to tumblr huh..#why tf would L fire his manager (and thereby management because hey.. he's the CEO) after the past 3 years of massive successes ?!#and more importantly why tf would some of you want him to ?#are people really too dense to understand how instrumental L’s management has been to the success he’s had ?#from way back went he was battlling syco and sony behind the scenes #you think he could achieve everything he has all by himself with just oli as his sidekick ? 😂#pls get a goddamn grasp on how a career at this scale in the music industry works...#and yes apparently it started as some weird joke? (haha..)#but seeing people in tags being like ‘hope it’s true!'… okay weirdos 🙄#oh and don’t even get me started on how some people talk about bmg….#lol sorry seeing so much dumb shit on twitter yesterday set me off #seeing it on here just left me disappointed..#lt management #.

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jojococomo · 2 years ago

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[Before Law can get a word in edgewise explaining how he would rather not. Luffy's gone in a whirlwind. Or a typhoon. Any natural disaster that left the land devastated in its wake. Law is left standing in the middle of the cafe, clutching his phone as the door slams shut behind Luffy, the bell ringing his exit.

Law slumps into his stool, suddenly exhausted.

“Sorry about him.” Nami says sliding into the seat that Luffy just vacated, “He’s like that. Once he takes a shine to you, that’s it. He’s all in. He has no care about whether you want to be his friend or not.”

“We’re not friends.” Law mutters. Nojiko snorts into the mug she’s drying, “I barely know him.”

“I’ve been friends with him for years and I barely know him.” Nami responds with a shrug, “That’s just Luffy. Count your blessings that he likes you. People he doesn’t like usually get punched in the face.”]

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I should be working, but today brain bad. Here's a peek into my LawLu hospital AU that is never going to see the light of day because i'm a BAD person who can't finish things.

#LawLu #One Piece #jojomakesart #jojowritesfic #monkey d. luffy #trafalgar d. water law #Law is a ER surgeon who specializes in cardiothoracic trauma #Luffy is a firefighter who is surprisingly good at their job #the first drawing has some of my favorite little detail work #also Cora is ALIVE in this AU because I want him to be an embarrassing dad #Ace is NOT alive because I need that good good angst #Sabo is and he's feral #Zoro owns a dojo called Santoryuu that Luffy trains at #Nami is a weather girl for the local news station #Robin is a archeology professor who also has a shady past in espionage #Franky is a engineer that specializes in ship building (and also likes to make wild and outlandish treehouses in his spare time)#Usopp is a biochem major who also spray paints murals into parking garages at night #Brook is an 80 year old musician that is surprising spry but cannot help making the 'when I die...' jokes at every opportunity he can #Sanji obviously is at the Baratie but he also does DRAG because he likes to wear dresses DAMMIT #A list of fun easter eggs because tumblr does not want people to see my genius #1. Law's Coffee Cup is from Camie's the local coffee shop and art house that services the greater area of the Grand Line.#It has Hachi on the logo a la starbucks #2. Nurses station- Kaya as a oncology doctor and Conis as a triage nurse. They gossip a lot and Law does not GOSSIP #but he does #3. CP9- Going to visit Rob Lucci #4. Room sign- 2Y3D #I imagine the hospital is set up not unlike the mangroves in Sabody #5. Reallllly tiny can't see it but the exit sign has Bon Clay on it #6. Patient File- Whitebeard's Law's patient

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consolecadet · 14 days ago

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Post w/ photos, etc, to come, but the painting KC and I collaborated on got into the juried show we made it for! Don't tell him but this is KC's first time showing art in a gallery and I am very proud of him

#(joke) (he has tumblr and will see this)#piece I made with my friend Ben also got in!#boring text posts #me and kc

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narmothewraith · 2 months ago

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Thanks to OrangePeanut for my inspiration xD

#harry james potter #Harry is basically a celebrity so I imagine he has lots of weird stories how people act towards him #and I 100% think if he could have social media he definitely has a youtube #like talking about his adventures but either everyone thinks it's a (fictional) story because his viewers are muggles or he edits it heavily #social media au #hp #harry potter art #harry potter #harry potter fanart #hp fanart #hp art #fanart #hp fandom #harry potter fandom #artists on tumblr #orangepeanut's situation is awful and just dont say such stuff in real life (in his comments it's a joke but its realy weird to say it irl)#but the way he was talking about it was kinda comical and I just could see harry making such video #my art <3 #my own post

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ruckis-vandalizes · 10 months ago

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I thought i was following the blog this whole time and i wasnt 💀💀💀

It's too late to turn back

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wickedb-tchofthemidwest · 6 months ago

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I'm sick and tired of acting like I'm not literally in love with Kellen Goff. He's absolutely perfect. Thank you for existing, man.

#i love him #kellen goff #Overhaul #Saskai #Glamrock Freddy #Sun fnaf #Moon fnaf #DCA #Daycare Attendants fnaf #chikn nuggit bezel #Wind Archer Cookie #This is a joke...but it's also not #Wait...Kellen has Tumblr #Fuck #I hope he doesn’t see this #Love his work though #Really hope he continues to be a ray of sunshine and a good person ❤️#fiddlesticks #leauge of legends

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fitzrove · 8 months ago

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Started watching a "problem with greek myth retellings" video and it began with a blurb montage like "Condemned by the misogynist guys of history, this is the true girlboss feminist story of [A WOMAN]" and like. brb writing one of those about crown prince rudolf. It's ok he's like a misunderstood girlboss to me<3

#NASJASKSDFKDSLFDGJDFJ #joking. since those retellings seem to be often bad #fun fact i do have ideas for like a black teen comedy series with mary as the protagonist where the ending is like a harrowing twist #like you think it won't go that far but it does and the point is that she had historical agency and her own problems and personal journey #but in the end it spiralled catastrophically due to both crown prince rudolf related events and others #unfortunately writing one would draw the ire of both misogynist rudolf conspiracy theorists (how dare you suggest women have agency) AND a #certain type of feminist media critiquer person: (1) how dare you cover a topic like that flippantly 2) how dare you make rudolf anything #but an inhuman monster of a r*pist murderer gr**mer or whatever in the story #like idk man.. other male characters portrayed as romantic interests in mainstream media are toxic r*pists all the time. like omg i hate ho #'the great' handles p*ter and catherine because i was rooting for them to remain toxic and for catherine to kill him or whatever but then #she starts falling in love with him in s2 and everyone in tumblr is like omg hot sexy toxic romance. like cant we have ONE series where #straight romance doesnt inevitably become the overbearing focus?? i had wlw ships for that show.. they never pulled through...#anyway um yeah. the way i would portray rudolf in that is that mary sees him as this romantic hero which is emphasised in the way its shot #but he's constantly acting in kinda offputting and strange ways and is occasionally pretty pathetic and weird ASHDJFJF #^^ that's never been a deterrent to anyone ever. most rudolf biographers want to [redacted] him this has been proven by the way they write.#the only ones that dont are me (well not a real biographer but a rudolf enjoyer nonetheless) and brigitte hamann /hj #(she actually doesnt salivate over his appearance like frederick morton does xD only quotes 2 contemporary women commenting on it)

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oozeandgoo-art · 1 year ago

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pov: you are hook, and there are two and a half minutes left on your shift, and motormaster has just walked in

DO YOU KILL HIM a - yes b - yes c - yes d - Scrapper will be mad. But yes

#sketch #contents: not safe for tumblr #contents: robogore #i'm literally always doing this.#monochrome #ill put this into the proper tags some other time. i dont want to jumpscare anyone with motormaster dick in hand at the moment #idk for this one i think he tried cutting it off himself to see what happened. and then was like. why the fuck did i do that #and had to be like yeah it looks like cuts from a knife because it is. idk why i did that. please fix it #if the decepticons had therapists he'd be so referred to a therapist but as it is there's basically just hook and scrapper and neither want #to ask or know.#my motormaster has a lot of tendencies toward self harm now that i think about it. he just does it without thinking though. like impulsivel #guy who gives himself piercings and then is like 'what do you mean where'd i get them done. the bathroom?'#that sort of person. you know the type #motormaster #stunticons #red redesign g1 stunticons #contents: all edge and no point #light but present i think #joke #favorite

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spacespore · 3 months ago

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HI TUMBLRR it’s me

#I ate ramen just now it was soooo god I think ramen is just it just is better after 10pm #im right #ughhh ok that actually reminded me earlier my classmate was making an Asian people eat dogs joke like he put on this awful accent and he wa #all like ‘dog tastes so good with rice’ and then he did other stuff too #but what really made me upset is that someone who I thought was my friend found it really humorous! wow okay!#I know it’s not really a big deal but im still kind of sad like I’ve lost all my respect for you now #anddd they were my only friend in the class so now I’m stuck there for the rest of the semester I guess . I mean I’ll still be nice to them #but I just don’t think I can bring myself to like them anymore sorryyy . not really . but kind of #idk if I’m overreacting . in elementary school though people would make jokes actually about me eating dog and it always made me really sad #but I never held it against them cause we were children #but now I feel like you’re old enough to know what you’re laughing at..#wow ok this really derived away from me being on tumblr and having just ate the worlds best ramen #well . not really I mean it was good but I’m allergic to normal noodles and I need to eat rice noodles and they’re not bad I just don’t lik #them as much Lol #I feel like my actual posts say nothing but if anyone ever reads the tags they probably know everything about me..#I use tumblr to complain half the time loll and I used to post my drawings more but I haven’t made any good drawings recently😭😭😭BUT WAIT!#i have a comic I’ll post in October we’ll see how far I am in it by then…#im like . halfway done with chapter oneeeee so maybe like I’ll post all of chapter one on hallowern.. how does that sound… cause actually #for those of you who don’t know my story has ghosts in it #im like trying to keep it a little silly right now but the tone might shifftttt idk!!!!! we’ll seeeeeeee cause actually I have NOT worked #out the entire plot.. just like. most of it.#but I keep having ideas like midway through ughhh it’s an endless cycle!!!!!#like Francis . she used to be a random character who shows up once but then I was like . wait no! anjali should have ghost friends! and tha #that’s how Francis came to be #and actually today I kind of finalized her design^_^ albeit in my math notebook lol

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longagoitwastuesday · 4 months ago

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I'm three interactions away from spreading my Ijichi/Gojo agenda

#The most trusted person of the strongest sorcerer in hundreds of years is the man who drives him places #because he's so weak when it comes to powers that even a first year kid considers irrelevant in a fight #With the implications that has in this world #Wish we had breakfasts in this manga #(scene of Shoko‚ Megumi‚ Yuta‚ Ijichi and perhaps Utahime and Yuji reacting to Gojo's death as his death and not just in a Sukuna context)#But in five chapters I doubt we'll get even the main arcs sufficiently closed #so I don't dare hope for the impact of the loses in a 'normal' sense #But I would give an arm for some breakfast interactions so to speak #The second ending plays with that idea a bit. A pity I don't consider endings and openings canon #So I don't count them. As much as I would like to think somewhere in the time line they painted Megumi's sleeping face jigglypufflike #and went to give a walk by the beach while Yuuji wistfully looked at them #I talk too much #I should probably delete this later #With so many tags I forgot what this post was about xD #This is half a joke. Conceptually they're not bad but I'm also not invested at all in anything in a shippy way #I just pointed the Ijichi/Gojo thing out a bit in the context of how I have never seen something with them #while I see a lot of the ships with the other characters #Also not that it's bad the lack of a shippy air. And probably it's for the best considering the lack of breakfast scenes so to speak #I'm loving the potential of the platonic dynamics and it's already messing me up that there's no real depth to them #Megumi and Gojo could have been everything to me. Everything. I can't say it enough haha #Edit: Actively looking for this now and I can't find Ijichi x Gojo stuff here on tumblr. I'll try twitter and ao3 later or something maybe

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dazzelmethat · 6 months ago

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*reaches out my hand and grabs you* I have the power to subject non vocaloid people to pinop..

TW: for flashing lights

Mushroom mother analysis in my tags. ..

#vocaloid #pinochiop #i saw this video link wasn't posted anywhere on tumblr and thought i should share #(i will be gendering protagonist as 'she' and writer as 'he' for simplicity)#anyway to me in my interpretation the song is written about specific person's reaction to mental illness/neurodivergence.#the fact that mushrooms are growing on heads is a reference to mushrooms only growing in darkness and-#-and is a common anime trope to imply that a character is depressed or a shut in (shimeji situation did this) (also a panel in ohshs)#there is this familiarity between the singer and who she is singing to (presumably the writer) like these are the words of a past lover..#making it feel like the pinop almost HATES the protagonist of this song. that he was called the one with the 'mushroom mother'#but it almost feels like that protagonist does become obsessed a little with the idea of not catching a mental illness from pinop #but then in their obsession of 'not catching it' they start exhibiting like a hypochondriac ocd but for mentalillnesses #the 'your mother is a mushroom mother' to me is a teasing (almost child like) jeer almost felt aimed at pinop/writer.#to imply that.. because his mother gave birth to him she's a mushroom mother. because he is a mushroom (like a yo mama joke)#in my mind the writer is insulting himself here. that the chorus is insulting him in that teasey child's tone #anyway later in the song the protagonist gets more paranoid about others spreading their emotional toxicity to her.#and in her sanitation attempt she winds up hurting other people (implied i think. because of the violence of setting mushrooms on fire)#eventually though I think she stops seeing mental illnesses as a flaw and instead of 100% hating she jumps to 100% loving them #tbh this interpretation is the shakiest part (because why would she put on a mushroom on her head in the end) (what does it mean??)#I think it means that she's embraced being allowed to be publicly mentally ill. and she takes that 'being allowed' as permission to be crue #the protagonist was cruel and toxic even before this transformation #then the writer.. in some perspective thinks about how in retrospect her actions were hollow #the writer surmises that living in that cycle would feel emotionally unfulfilling .. empty.#the writer here is coping with what was done to them in the past.. the person that hurt them enough to write this song #then now that she has those mushrooms growing on her head/is depressed and so the chorus of mushroom mother returns to poke fun at her #and in the end i think the writer joins in in that gloating chorus #The writer feels mixed on celebrating an 'ex' being confirmed as something he was for having #but there is also the celebration of being petty. and the franticness those sort of mixed emotions would give u..#and in the end the writer thinks that in the future that the world will keep changing on it's view on the mentally ill #but because those ending lines are repeated twice i think he's implying that there is a cycle to it #that there is a resignation to the world moving and changing into something else but not getting totally better

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wprowers · 2 years ago

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shadow and rouge siblings who agrees

#ita the gay/lesbian solidarity for me #i come back to tumblr just to post this #do you guys think rouge rants about girls to shadow and he looks at her like... yk that look he has #he is just a little guy #shadow talks ONCE about sonic with rouge ( barely mentions him ) and she never lets it go #next time rouge sees sonic and shadow together at the same place she starts making jokes and sonic doesn't understand a thing #shadow doesn't even like sonic that way #yet #but rouge just gets insufferable #she mostly jokes and shadow knows that tho #she never takes it too far #shadow wants to get back at her but he doesn't know how so he gives up and moves on with his life #made a whole fanfiction in the tags im sorry #sth #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #sonic #tails hears rouge and joins immediately as its due #w.rant

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vampthropologist · 8 months ago

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Making a list of kins and f/o's to make a carrd eventually, and I've decided to compile a list of characters I have beef with.

To clarify, I just personally would fight these asshats and I'm not saying they're problematic or it's wrong to like them or whatever. I just have beef with them. We don't get along.

The list:

Kaito Vocaloid

Kaito Momota (DRV3)

Sundrop (FNAF SB)

Yushiro (KNY)

#🦇// txt #Yushiro will forever be an antifeminist incel to me sorry. It was partly a joke when I first watched demon slayer and I will NOT let it go.#Sundrop SPECIFICALLY because I f/o Moon actually. Sun just. fake ass bitch we do NOT get along.#Kaito Momota beef has to do with Korekiyo but mostly he gets on my nerves. he thinks he's the protagonist SO BAD #and minimizes Shuichi's role in things and talks over people. fucker. I don't like you. I feel like you would be a republican.#and also I think you would be scammed real easily and say fascist ableist homophobic shit if you went down the pipeline.#top ten mfs susceptible to the manosphere.#as for kaito visit kaitohateblog dot tumblr dot com (or cohost) and you shall see <3 #I hate this mf I will never stop hating this mf as long as I shall LIVE on this PLANET!!!!! nothing fires me up as a hater like this man.#thank you for coming to my hater talk.

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anotherpapercut · 2 years ago

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the fact that people are still acting like it was the "cock monologue" that caused John Green to leave this site and not the hundreds of people baselessly accusing him of being a pedophile

#he has made multiple jokes about the post being edited lmao like that was never that big of a deal to anyone???#people only started saying this within the last few years #why do you insist on completely rewriting what happened lmao #you can go to his current tumblr account and see him making jokes about it btw #its not that difficult to figure it out

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