#(jesus who?)

[hansoeii]

only you.

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[beyourghost]

oh so you thought existing only to perform a soulless office job was bad. how about existing only to go to the dentist. how about existing only in planes. how about existing only to perform stupid and repetitive yet socially expected tasks. how about existing only to withstand every unpleasant thing that somebody else decided to go without

[potatofu-art]

"The Hermit stands alone on the top of a mountain. The snow-capped range symbolizes his spiritual mastery, growth, and accomplishment. He has chosen this path of self-discovery and, as a result, has reached a heightened state of awareness."

[figjelly]

Unironically, "Who's Dracula?" is 100% the best line in the show.

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[dxnyarya]

do you know how miserable and tragic your life has to be to say that katniss everdeen is luckier than you and be correct

[cherierer]

i think lil nas x continuously doing blasphemy to christianity is really funny and correct actually he should do it more

[wolfythewitch]

are you the Jesus fanart guy :D

-Ludovico Sforza, 1495, approaching Leonardo da Vinci to commission the last supper

[stump-not-found]

Second or Third Contact

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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they're about to be really normal about things

[vouseofwolves]

WHO SUFFERED MORE

[soapcloth]

18+ MDNI Ghoap x radio host!reader - dividers -> @/cafekitsune

Ghost and Soap who only manage to get one clear station on their near-busted radio, and thank the powers that be for that because the station in question has a host with a voice that lands near the top of their list titled favourite sounds- you quickly become part of their routine.

Helps that you queue music they can't complain about and talk to them late into the night- one sided and all, but still, they hem and haw over your prompts and talking points.

They preen over the way you put the occasional brutish late night listener in their place whenever one becomes confident enough to inundate you with expicit and vile on-air call in slop to see how you'd react, pawing at eachother and whispering about what they'd do to those types of callers if given the chance- never a painting a pretty picture. It's enrichment for the two to imagine how you'd react to them- if you'd even react at all.

Can't help the way their hands gravitate towards each other when they hear your voice. It's nothing out of the ordinary for them sans your company sight-unseen, but its ramped up to one hundered when your voice fills the all-too stale air that accompanies their current location in the dead of night.

[centaur-dreaming]

NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !

[swampybogg]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

every single thing further i learn about the locked tomb series makes me more confused. there's...necromancy? memes? mythology? space? honestly at this point, you could tell me a main character is the reincarnation of both jesus and a homestuck character and i'd be like 'yeah sure, that tracks'