#(indescribable noises)

[moonstarzsun]

barty has a cat that he found on the side of the road or some shit, and he named it a sound. like,,, an actual sound. the cat’s name sounds like a breath/whistle/onomatopoeia that cant be written with letters in the alphabet and barty WILL. NOT. SHUT. UP. about it. whenever he has his friends over he makes them greet said cat and if they dont say its name right he’ll stand at the door and not let them in until they get close enough to correct for him to deem it adequate.

[crimeboys]

Wilbur: [in a silly, deep voice] Just be like, oh, I'm Technoblade, ooh, potatoes, I just want to- I just want to play with potatoes, ooh [Tommy laughs] I'm gonna-

Tommy: Listen, listen, he's on our side, now's not the time, now's not the time [Wilbur laughs] to be talking about him literally behind his back.

Wilbur: [in his normal voice] No, I'm enjoying- Tommy, Tommy! Tommy, we haven't- we haven't hung out like this in a while. It's been- it's been kind of cold. I like the- yeah.

[red-hot-moon]

Oh, you shouldn't have come here, Blondie.

MIAMI VICE 5x04 Bad Timing

[bitbytebot]

they’re just so……….yknow

[mothmans-cumrag]

AZIRAPHALE JUST DRAGGED CROWLEY TO THE DANCEFLOOR AND I HONESTLY AM SCARED I MIGHT HAVE A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

[spideyhexx]

help

[the-roadtrip-system]

still just completely blown away by what happened

sparkle 'predicted' than we would introject one of the aeons when she was fronting yesterday, later her and roulette turned it into a proper gamble and somehow managed to rope veritas and screwllum into it (??)

the second i figure out what they're doing everyone just starts fronting like instantly (including blade who has never fronted before and the formerly dormant march 7th)

shikanoin heizou from genshin also shows up, followed by tartaglia (who tbf only stayed for like 5 minutes but he was there! after nobody having heard from him for a really long time!)

for practically months there hasn't been more than two people in front at a time, if even that many. and even at the most chaotic, there was only about five people fronting at that time.

i dont know how or why any of that happened, idek how to react im just. so incredibly confused.

[keiyaku-tako]

can u say something in animal language?

Yes.

[seaquestions]

AAUODUFHHEOEOUUGHH……… exploding…!!! why are there so many problems today!!!

[prapuna]

i finally got my assigned poem and its Not Good.

[transsexualhamlet]

ive been told about six times today that the completely empty location I'm sitting in during an off exam period is inappropriate simply because it is not The Designated Area. she followed me around the school shooing me away like a pigeon and told me to go outside if i didn't want to sit in the cafeteria which currently is being cleaned and smells. maam it is ten degrees below freezing. no i am not going outside and i am bothering Literally Nobody other than You

[viiridiangreen]

i clicked through and i'm experiencing shrimp emotions (<- this user lives in the Beastly City Of 20 million ppl that the colonisers dried out which is still keeping up the dry land charade for some fucking reason)

also this:

3D Reconstruction of Tenochtitlán by Thomas Kole

[ratatatastic]

nono i have just been rotating that picture of shirtless mikksy in my head like a microwave ever since i saw it if you wanted to know

[tagged-tombstone]

queer friendship is very much like queer dating. fuck the pleasantries tell me your pronouns and your trauma and let’s go get matching tattoos.

[autism-disco]

the horrors

[chillywillow1]

Someone should do Miku po pi po but with Hank Schrader making that noise