#(implied but sTILL)

[miraclepoisons]

study finds married man 20℅ happier than those who don't

[bizabumblebee]

Based on a recent dorm experience I had LMAO

This was supposed to be a shitpost sketch and then I just… went off??? For some reason??? And spent 16 HOURS on it??? This is what happens when you use art to procrastinate smh.

Bonus (Not based on real events):

Original w/o text

[onesacrificiallamb]

I enjoy myself some Pearlie every now and then

[ominouspuff]

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[spidertroupeart]

I've enjoyed all takes of Mabel and Bill's behaviour towards one another that I've seen

But I think the world would end if they were to become gossip girls and I find that funny

[tiffycat]

insert that clip from 2 and a half men

[yorufi]

May I request a Tooth Fairy grilling. the mental image of it is just funny. autism be damned this dentist can work a grill

this is my fav request so far (i put all my knowledge about american culture here /hj)

i want another event with greenlake cast where they go on a road-trip through the states (with TooF and Z as drivers) and have the most 🦅🦅🦅 american 🇺🇸🇺🇸 experience 🤠🤠🤠 ever. some shenanigans later and they have a grill cookout, because TooF was bragging about her new grill that she got on a yard sale and was waiting for a moment when she could finally grill. she comes out with a grill in this glory of an outfit (i thought about putting her in a moo moo, but this screams more homosexual)

i would love to put the rest of greenlake cast in a spectrum of queer fashion, but for now only Madam Z, Sonetto and Vertin

update: i found a better shirt for TooF grill outfit… regretting not checking twitter before that

[electrozeistyking]

Does it have to be this way?

[toxicdykecocaine]

Beware the swallowing homoerotic cannibalism in Yellowjackets! /ref

[aloneonceagainaspredicted]

Nick at Hank: don't get too close i think i'm coming down with something, been getting nauseous lately

Wu, very seriously: you could be pregnant

Nick:

Nick: i don't know who's the bigger idiot, you for suggesting it or me for almost having a panic attack

[whalehouse1]

Random interviewer: Mr. Grayson, who was the dark haired woman you were seen with yesterday with your daughter

Dick, knowingly: That was my soul mate, Donna Troy. She’s the second most important woman in my life after Mar’i.

Interviewer: Aren’t you married?

Dick: You think I’m above Donna on my wife’s list? That’s flattering.

[eldritchgriffin]

Loop In Stars and Time coded

[a-bouquet-of-lizards]

[catgumi]

ifeel like the only one who doesnt hc pansexual megumi or believe its implied 😭😭 like him using ambiguous pronouns doesnt mean he inherently likes every gender . if gege outright said he liked guys not only would he loose sales for that considering a good portion of his audience is homophobic teen gojo stans,, but also a teen boy in japan in that setting is VERY unlikely to come out blatantly as gay . not saying hes canon gay but just saying that it's NOT pansexual coding and the shipping / lgbtq wiki should also not be putting him down as canonically pansexual..!!!

also yuji's name means 'unshakable character' which megumi said was his type . take that as you will

[mewos-laptop]

Had a convo w/ a friend abt the way Basil gets demonized in the Fandom and figured it wld work as a post ssssooooo here you goooooo

(Sarcastic intent for all of this, it's long as shit so I'm putting this here so ppl don't take it the wrong way)

"Oh wow, this character has canonically been abandoned and neglected in some way for their entire life, and act very rashly, impulsively, and obsessively because of it !!! I wonder if maybe these are symptoms of underlying trauma and a personality disorder. Ohhhh that couldn't be !!!! It's clearly just bc they're and annoying little bitchy abuser manipulator who just wants to date Sunny for his own gain and doesn't care abt his friends 😁😁😁😁 I am not perpetuating any prevalent and harmful stereotypes about BPD, an already stigmatized and demonized disorder which systematically makes it nearly impossible for health professionals to believe you in anything you say, which causes even more trauma for the person suffering from BPD. I'm so glad that I know this character SSSSOOOOOOO WELL and I am now going to post my hot takes abt them and their BPD symptoms all over Tiktok to make teenagers without personality disorders agree w/ me more, and therefore make them ostracize and demonize real people with BPD !!!! I am such a good person for this, and do not need to face any consequences to my abelist actions !!!!"

[dinofur]

"I love you, Purps."

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