#(im so sorry about him)
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High five? :3
this idiot,,,,,,,
#im so sorry about him#i'll hit him with a brick later#answered asks#boltzthespooky#my art#2024#call of duty#soap cod#johnny soap mactavish#soap mactavish
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*squints extremely hard at DNA* Yeah I think he's gonna have to prove it-
I’m sure it’s not that hard to prov-
Well then Jesus Christ fuck you too anon
ASH!!!!!
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❛ @empyreous said . . . “Come on. Let���s get it wrapped up.” (dom from lucifer!) ❜
𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐇. without warning he yanks his arm from the other's grip, taking a slight tumble backwards but easily regains his balance. he didn't need anything ' wrapped up '. he is a damn demon for hell's sake. was he an idiot ? probably, dom thinks easily. the large bruise on his arm slowly begins to fade till nothing is left but pale skin once more. dark eyes lift toward lucifer, annoyance filling his stare.
❛ i don't need your fucking help, thanks. ❜ he spits, appearing more like a pissed off feline than a demon at the moment. his opposite hand rubs where lucifer touched, as if the other's skin was poisonous.
injuries meme. — accepting.
#empyreous#im so sorry about him#he just.#hates any lucifer ish characters DKGFLG#〈 answered ask. ★ 〉#〈 dom reply. ★ 〉#〈 hells holy ground / main verse. ★ 〉
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@spinxeret said : “now what is that supposed to mean?” to peter parker
“uhhhhhh….. well-“ peter’s mind immediately flicks to everything his aunt, and his friends like mj have ever said to him in times like this: shut up. shut up if you know what’s good for you. think. he shrugs, hands clapping together as he stumbles over how to phrase what’s going on in his mind. it’s coming up blank, and nothing more than uhms and ohs. “i don’t know!”
suit on from head to toe, he’s glad she can’t see his face and the embarrassment that colors his face entirely. the mj before him is no mj he’s met before and YEAH maybe ‘oh… old! you’re not the right one’ wasn’t the best thing to say when he realized, but he’s in it now.
“i’m sorry! i was looking for m- some other else person uhm… i’m so sorry. you’re not old. you’re just… older? than who i was- yeah i’m so sorry.” his head hangs down in shame.
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Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!
After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.
#Stan: I blocked him on everything! Because he was an asshole!!!#Ford: Isn't that what you liked about him??#Stan: uhhhhhh... he was also a... bigot...! And definitely NOT someone you know!!#This is so dumb im so sorry#gravity falls#fan art#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Bill Cipher#The Duchess Approves#Stan Pines#Grunkle Stan#Ford Pines#Grunkle Ford#Comic#Gravity falls comic#Fanart#GF fanart#post canon#sea grunks#Past Billford#The BillStan Fanfiction Buddies AU ...i guess!#artists on tumblr#My art
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hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!
#i am so normal about hobie brown (lie)#what the hell has this movie done to me#i have taken art drugs#cant. stop. drawing him. oh my god#its hard to tell but the webbing behind him spells out his name#my anticapitalist king. im sorry but i /will/ be purchasing a poster of you#hobie brown#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#spiderman#spiderman across the spiderverse#stillindigo art
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me
#yall seem to ignore how V is the true monster fucker here#his entire species breeds asexually and the idea of wanting to bond with your host is so absurd to them#and also just how biologically different humans are from symbiotes#like at least Venom turns somewhat hummanoid so Eddie being attracted to him isnt entirely off#but Venom's species by itself is just a blob#im sorry but Venom being the true monster fucker in their relationship is so wildely ignored and i need people to talk about it more#(not saying Eddie isnt a monster fucker he totally is)#venom#venom symbiote#symbrock#eddie brock#tags#talking#rambling#im going to hell#asexual
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lonely
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#dirk strider#lil cal#admin draws#fanart#do you ever think about cal is the only company he had for. a while#it was an empty cal. but i dont know if that makes it worse actually#and then fate just said nope you gotta drop him into the depthy. srry not sorry. fu.#im posting shit so out of order my god. this has been up on twt for like a few days now.#drawing solkats rn so i might post that next regardless of whar else i drew lel
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happy dragon age month, i miss my homies so I doodled them in some simple camp clothes (bc im bg3pilled)
#it was fun getting my hcs down for their faces heights and such#im sorry about alistair. i love him so much but hes just a tshirt and jeans guy to me#i miss my beautiful wife dragonage origins.....#yeah im playing datv by which i mean watching my gf play it#but i never finished dai so i lack a lot of context and also its been a while so i dont rememer a lot of lore#so what i rly need to do is replay all the games and then play veilguard#but overall dao is king i know that much. not to be a hater from the start but miss me with that mcu dialogue#and i just prefer the tone of dao#dragon age#dragon age origins#dao#leliana#morrigan#zevran arainai#alistair theirin
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been in a yuuji mood
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#sorry fr being quiet ive been a. busy w lmhs and b. in the emotional trenches#on the bright side tho arcane is out and i am once again attempting 2 channel a even a fraction of its art style#it is simply the natural order of things: arcane season drops and i am overcome with the urge to Paint#idk what they r feeding their artists and animators over there but its so gorgeous idk how they do it#regardless im thankful bc it feels like ive been so turbulent w where my style is#one second i love it the next i want to change everything about it#such is life such is growth#shoutout 2 yuuji fr being such a good guinea pig tho <3#him and the colour red. if no one got me ik itadori yuuji and the colour red got me
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i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat
#my art#re animator#herbert west#daniel cain#dan cain#danbert#no but srsly guys i get that hes the normal guy but you forget ... HES ALSO WEIRD !!! HES SO STRANGE !!!#if he was normal he would have called the cops on herbert ages ago#but guess what babey he ... well technically he did call the cops but he waited like 20 years to do it so .. !!#bro was an enabler dont forget that#sorry im like rlly crazy about dan...#which is unfortuante bc i feel kind of alone in that like YES herberts a baddie YES hes litterally me#but dan....... DAAAAAAAAAAAN (eagle screeching)#what the fuck am i saying!#edit hey guys its actually lucid dog that rant you see above you was written at likes 6am after an all nighter#we all know dan is weird i mainly meant i think he should get to be PORTRAYED as weird more#really im just weird about him (<3) and i need him to reflect that
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he’s like if a boy was a princess
#he IS a princess idc#the curly straw in his drink is so 😞☹️🫶#prince of my heart love of my life apple pie of my eye etc#the gleaming center of the universe#cant stop thinking about him sorry#as soon as this movie comes out in HD im gonna be so unbearable i fear#saltburn#saltburn spoilers#felix catton#jacob elordi
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old man yaoi... save me... old man yaoi. save me
#BYE I FINALLY DREW WHAT I COULDNT THINK I COULD DO#anyways the episode is all about him so cunty senshi#dungeon meshi#dunmesh#love you senshi. im sorry for your trauma. thank you for saving me from artblock.#senshi of izganda#elf senshi#chilchuck tims#old man twunk love... amazing#senshi x chilchuck
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the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical
#i love akechi but i sometimes i wish you could bully him like no matter which dialogue u pick it sounds like ur flirting back w him#“i'm going to be completely honest with you. i've always hated you” why can't u say smt unserious back#like “sorry i have a snatched waist and correct opinions on everything.” or like “ur loss lmao”#hate playing darts with this bitch bc i play on a steamdeck and i don't have a fucking gyroscope so like#it's trying to replicate how the joycons or pro controller would throw AND ITS SUCKS SO BAD#like i just see akechi get a hat trick every single fucking time with three bulls in a row and meanwhile im struggling to line the thing up#and then after u finish he's like “hmm i see. that's an interesting way to play it” WHAT THE FUCK THERES LITERALLY NO STRATEGY HERE SMARTAS#I JUST MISSED. IM NOT STRATEGIZING. THERES NOTHING “INTERESTING” ABOUT IT.#i hate going to penguin snipers so much i hope i can get this stupid game on switch so i can actually rank up akechi's baton pass#and not waste like 1000 yen every night bc i refuse to not let a party member be on rank 3#akechi fuck yourself why can't we play 501 like we do with everyone else. why do u have to make everything abt this stupid rivalry#im gonna kms i hate akeci and i hate darts#persona 5#persona 5 royal#p5#p5r#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws
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Does anybody in the Obey Me! cast know that MC's phone is special and can basically see other people's text chains at random? Would anyone ever pick up on this?
Imagine hanging out with Beelzebub when Belphegor starts messaging him. Your phone, wholly unrelated to their chat in any way, starts dinging every single time Belphegor sends a message. It buzzes at the exact same time as Beelzebub's phone. Maybe he'll laugh it off as coincidence at first, but in time of course he'll get suspicious.
Imagine chilling with Leviathan when your phone starts blowing up with notifications because Mammon and Satan are having an argument. Leviathan becomes envious. You must be so popular, you must have so many people vying for your attention. He starts getting upset.
You try to tell him the messages aren't important (they're not even for you!), but you can't exactly admit that your phone is constantly spying on the conversations between him and his brothers. How you watched him teach Diavolo how to play Mononoke Land in real time.
Does this system only work with people you know? With the people currently registered as contacts in your D.D.D.? Do you ever see the random thirst messages people DM Asmodeus? Do you ever see Mephistopheles message private matters to his family? How often are surprises ruined due to this? How difficult is it to watch Simeon repeatedly message Solomon with questions he clearly intended to text Lucifer? Can you keep your mouth shut when two people are privately discussing juicy gossip that's too good to ignore?
#I do not think I could keep it a secret. I'd be like “bro I saw your message to so-and-so the other day. sorry. I read it all.”#day one of the exchange program i'd be busted.#is this what its like to be barbatos#i know it's mammon's birthday but i didn't write anything for it im sorry hksjh I wrote about him the other day that's good yeah#obey me swd#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me fandom#obey me!#omswd#obey me brothers#obey me mc#obey me headcanon#obey me headcanons#obey me hcs#obey me imagines
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