#(im so sorry about him)

[temeyes]

High five? :3

this idiot,,,,,,,

[mr-urple]

*squints extremely hard at DNA* Yeah I think he's gonna have to prove it-

I’m sure it’s not that hard to prov-

Well then Jesus Christ fuck you too anon

ASH!!!!!

[attroxx]

❛ @empyreous said . . . “Come on. Let���s get it wrapped up.” (dom from lucifer!) ❜

𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑'𝐒 𝐕𝐎𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐒 𝐄𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐃𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐎 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐓 𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐇. without warning he yanks his arm from the other's grip, taking a slight tumble backwards but easily regains his balance. he didn't need anything ' wrapped up '. he is a damn demon for hell's sake. was he an idiot ? probably, dom thinks easily. the large bruise on his arm slowly begins to fade till nothing is left but pale skin once more. dark eyes lift toward lucifer, annoyance filling his stare.

❛ i don't need your fucking help, thanks. ❜ he spits, appearing more like a pissed off feline than a demon at the moment. his opposite hand rubs where lucifer touched, as if the other's skin was poisonous.

injuries meme. — accepting.

[arachnidiots-a]

@spinxeret said : “now what is that supposed to mean?” to peter parker

“uhhhhhh….. well-“ peter’s mind immediately flicks to everything his aunt, and his friends like mj have ever said to him in times like this: shut up. shut up if you know what’s good for you. think. he shrugs, hands clapping together as he stumbles over how to phrase what’s going on in his mind. it’s coming up blank, and nothing more than uhms and ohs. “i don’t know!” 

suit on from head to toe, he’s glad she can’t see his face and the embarrassment that colors his face entirely. the mj before him is no mj he’s met before and YEAH maybe ‘oh… old! you’re not the right one’ wasn’t the best thing to say when he realized, but he’s in it now.

“i’m sorry! i was looking for m- some other else person uhm… i’m so sorry. you’re not old. you’re just… older? than who i was- yeah i’m so sorry.” his head hangs down in shame.

[stil-lindigo]

hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!

[wojtekaneko]

That's how it went

[paintedcrows]

Revelations - Little peek at a longer continuation to my Stan & Bill accidental internet buddies comic!

After the reveal, Stan initially doesn't want to tell Ford his (former) internet best friend was Bill Cipher, because he doesn't want him to worry. Stan later doesn't want to tell Ford because he (and Bill) would rather die.

[slavhew]

lonely

[mintaikk]

I fuck hard with Asexual Venom, but the idea of Venom, an alien whose species doesn't breed sexually and don't have concepts of sex, being sexually attracted to some boring sad and sweaty white guy he picked up on the streets is just so funny to me

[hinamie]

i'm exactly as normal about him as I thought I'd be

[papanowo]

i think dan should get to be a little weird too. as a treat

[lesbiradshaw]

he’s like if a boy was a princess

[araneapeixes]

happy dragon age month, i miss my homies so I doodled them in some simple camp clothes (bc im bg3pilled)

[blee-bleep]

old man yaoi... save me... old man yaoi. save me

[zephyrchama]

Does anybody in the Obey Me! cast know that MC's phone is special and can basically see other people's text chains at random? Would anyone ever pick up on this?

Imagine hanging out with Beelzebub when Belphegor starts messaging him. Your phone, wholly unrelated to their chat in any way, starts dinging every single time Belphegor sends a message. It buzzes at the exact same time as Beelzebub's phone. Maybe he'll laugh it off as coincidence at first, but in time of course he'll get suspicious.

Imagine chilling with Leviathan when your phone starts blowing up with notifications because Mammon and Satan are having an argument. Leviathan becomes envious. You must be so popular, you must have so many people vying for your attention. He starts getting upset.

You try to tell him the messages aren't important (they're not even for you!), but you can't exactly admit that your phone is constantly spying on the conversations between him and his brothers. How you watched him teach Diavolo how to play Mononoke Land in real time.

Does this system only work with people you know? With the people currently registered as contacts in your D.D.D.? Do you ever see the random thirst messages people DM Asmodeus? Do you ever see Mephistopheles message private matters to his family? How often are surprises ruined due to this? How difficult is it to watch Simeon repeatedly message Solomon with questions he clearly intended to text Lucifer? Can you keep your mouth shut when two people are privately discussing juicy gossip that's too good to ignore?

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical