#(i love them. food yaoi.)

[liquidlycan]

CHILSHI [ SENSHI / CHILCHUCK TIMBS ] - DUNGEON MESHI THEMED STIMBOARD

themes of love, sharing food, and OLD. MAN. YAOIIIIIII

cw food

art by @/cabinette my hero i love yaoi

x | x | x x | x | x x | x | x

[milkbreadtoast]

O BTW i watched the first ep of the dungeon meshi and I RLY LIKE ITTTT ive been meaning to start the manga for yrs but never got around to it TT... trigger seems to be doing rly well w the adaptation tho from what ive heard manga readers say and well just from watching it blind myself i alr rly love it and cant wait to see more...!!!

[kewpiekills]

Usually I don't care for oc x canon but I adore your Nurse x Scout art. Its like Mary Shelley's Frankenstein to me. Someday Nurse will torture that poor twink to death and Scout will be too desperate to say no. Once nurse has permanently destroyed Scout's mind he will regret the loss of this actual human being he's ruined<3<3<3<3<3 More unethical experiments on his gay ass please!!!

YOU GET IT FOR REALLLL!!!!!! i’ve kinda decided Nurse calms down on the twink abuse once he realizes how utterly desperate Scout is, willing to injure or kill himself over and over just for a lick of positive attention. but his intentions were definitely just to fuck with him with no realization his actions would have consequences until it was a bit too late. i’ve gotta actually like, make more of a comic with these two sometime, but you got their dynamic down pat <3

[07043012]

Are you the fishy wine that will give me a headache in the morning?

Or just a dark blue landmine that will explode without a decent warning?

Give me all your true hate, and I'll translate it in our bed

Into never-seen passion, never-seen passion

That's why I am so mad about you

Mad about you

Mad about you

MAD

[mirror-imaged]

my friends when I tell them I can't fully get my zero escape thoughts out there until we play not one but two whole entire games because my thoughts on the whole series will spoil at least 40 hours of content so my brain is like literally full of thoughts I can't tell anybody on the whole earth abt.

[cowboy-robooty]

Waait wait back in the day i loved cable x deadpool and was slightly triggered by the proliferation of spideypool. Srry but I felt the need to speak my truth 😔

SO TRUE RODF OMG YES. i also see the deadpool x cable too dw im feeling you im feeling you SO hard 😏

sorry. anyways,

no fr like i get spideypool-ers out there cuz theres shit in da comics i feel em in fact back then i was a member of the spideypoolers too but also back then i was 12 with an underdeveloped brain so my opinion back then was worth about as much as a salt n vinegar potato chip but anyways like if were talking movies? FUCK SPIDEYPOOL. deadpool movie got SO much fanservice for literally anybody else in there and tbh i like how at least in 1 and 2 hes seperated from da mcu bc i cant stand the mcu i like keeping deadpool seperate. the deadpool movies are like my pop funko figure (we all hate pop funkos but all have our One Figure that is our babygirl exception)

[starlord552-makes-posts]

Eepy old man :3

I fucking hate drawing Pepperman. He looks off 💔

Anyway I was doodling on my phone and uuuuuuuuuujuuhhhhfhhhfhhhhhhhh yeah

[ichorandpride]

im glad yall are loving my mohg/ansbach posts so here have another

ansbach is not a blindly devoted follower. he is mohg's knight. we know how powerful mohg is, and who knows, he may have actually been even more powerful before miquella's enchantment. we never see him pre-enchantment after all

"Once, in an attempt to free Lord Mohg from his enchantment, I challenged Tender Miquella, only to have my own heart rather artfully stolen."

yet as mohg's knight, he still tried desperately to fight for his lord's freedom, even going so far as to challenge miquella directly-

sorry. his dear lord's freedom

the only thing this says to me is that ansbach is loyal but not deluded or blinded by it. ansbach was more than willing to throw down, but miquella basically said "nuh uh. potion of you forget how to fight and now you view yourself as nothing more than a feeble old man"

but in the end, ansbach overcomes that. he becomes a summon in the final fight of the dlc, against consort radahn and thus miquella by extension

upon entering the final boss arena, ansbach addresses radahn and miquella directly, "General Radahn. A pleasure to see you, after all this time. But those remains do not belong to you. Lord Mohg will have his dignity."

im just obsessed with this old man yaoi.... the whole lord x knight, the blatant softness whenever ansbach talks about mohg, "dear lord", fighting for him even after death to restore his honour....... im frothing at the mouth over them

and because of all this, ansbach strikes me as the type of knight to see mohg at not only his best but also his worst. my hc is like. with how gently he speaks of mohg, how he talks like he saw even the slightest change in behaviour in his lord... he probably saw mohg and helped him through these moments of depression, mania, or lashing out

i can see ansbach making mohg go lie down in his nest and then later brings him some water and a good meal, but mohg does not see a single hint of judgment in ansbach's eyes. it's just understanding. maybe the deliveries of food eventually include feather preening or reading together... uwaaaah

[laikabu]

re: my thoughts on laios’s sexuality (long post ahead lol)

let me start this post with this. first, this contains a lot of references to the new adventurer’s bible world guide book released last february. i can read japanese, but i’m sure they’re translated somewhere. general spoiler warning in case. also… i am ESL, so sorry for any grammar errors

second, if you’re on the team that insists laios doesn’t care about humans enough to form relationships, either read the manga again or at the very least read this thread.

last, please don’t chime in with your acearo headcanons on this post. there’s already a majority of posts here that insist laios is acearo and that anything else is impossible. i don’t like it the same way i don’t like when someone declares they hc marcille as bisexual to a poster who reads her as lesbian. i already have enough people here who declare he’s ace on my own art. at least people on twitter of all places don’t do this sort of thing to me. nothing in this manga is canon, you can headcanon anything i won’t get mad if you hc him as bi or something. just. don’t be weird on my post.

okay. trust me, i love women, and i love the idea of making my favs women lovers but the idea of laios being gay really appeals to me because of his background. this isn’t fueled by yaoi since i don’t even ship the only m/m relationship i bring up here, i just think it adds a nice layer to his disconnect with his own humanity

i do think laios has a very abstract relationship with his sexuality for a multitude of reasons. he grew up in a very conservative backwater village. he has a hard time recognizing his own feelings towards others just as much as vice versa. i don’t really care for the “laios is a monsterfucker” agenda people are pushing but i do think he’d engage in sexual thoughts in his own weird way, i won’t deny his deviantart fetish shit

as an autistic person myself, i relate to how he’d prioritize his special interest over social interactions. after all, he was fixated on monster food so he’s distracted from dark thoughts. he’s not an actual glutton

he’s shy around women, but i don’t think it’s out of attraction. i just think it’s because he’s awkward and doesn’t want to be seen as a threat. there’s a couple of times when, out of armor, he deliberately tries to make himself look smaller and nonthreatening.

he didn’t show any interest towards ashivia (the hubby hunter girl marcille replaced) and just humored her because she wouldn’t leave him alone. his other party members thought he was giving her special treatment so he had to tell her he “doesnt want to give her special treatment anymore”(even though he never did), so she left

ashivia did her best to butter herself up to laios and he didn’t care, but laios thought shuro was his bestest friend in the whole world because he was too much of a pushover to reject him. ironically… what ashivia did to him parallels what he was doing to shuro

also… yeah sorry i keep bringing up that one comic of laios saying if he were falin he’d marry shuro and then begging him to take him back to his country, or that comic of laios wondering why he doesn’t like him(and then the first two questions he asks the magic mirror was what if he or shuro were women). i don’t even ship them! but it’s not a reach to assume that he likes men because of this, even if it’s kinda played like a joke(after all,a lot of people like chilshi even though their ‘shippy’ interaction was played as a joke)

of course, given the setting, i don’t think knows he’s gay, he wouldn’t have the vocabulary to label himself. i do want to dance around with the idea of him forcibly confronting his own sexuality after years of yaad pressuring him to produce heirs lol. laios might not be cishet but he’s a king so he rdgaf about that right now. i’m open to him having female consorts for political reasons, but i don’t think he’s into women, is all.

before anyone brings up his succubus… god forbid an author makes hetbait. a part of the plot twist was that not-marcille wasn’t the only succubus enticing laios, his other party members were copied too. she was the only one who approached him. also… succubi aren’t always inherently romantic. once it realized marcille didn’t work, it switched to appeal to his desire to be a monster.

[wholegrainvore]

hello, do you have any recommendations for other vore blogs? ive only recently started looking for vore stuff on tumblr and its so hard to navigate bc of the ban :/ i like male pred and digestion stuff as well if that helps! thank you

ooo let me show a couple of my favourite blogs some love!!

@nombitenary - chris is such a good pred and has VERY rich lore hehehe

@teal-fiend - very good povs and well-written scenarios!!!! i eat their stuff up genuinely i don't think anyone puts more thought into the Implications of vore existing in a society so its really a pleasure to read their posts ^-^

@voraciousvore - VERY long macro/micro stories with awesome worldbuilding and overarching plots w/ vore as a recurring plot device 😳

@voraciousbeast - the lovable beast!!! look through his art and writing lots of good food here

@verydigestible - such good ocs ghjdjdgbhjdhgfd

@squirmifyoulike - LOTS OF FATAL VORE SCENARIOS!!!! squirm provides us our good good food. everyone say thank you squirm.

@monster-teef - go through its writing tags if u want to absolutely lose your mind. monster-teef is one of my favourite vore writers on tumblr ghkdghdfj

@ltsmoving - VERY VERY COOL OCS quality posts

@phantum - has old man vore yaoi 10/10

@mmmleckerlecker - BREAKING NEWS: BELOVED AUTHOR OF HEART PANGS ALSO HAS GREAT POSTS

@teefsntums - arthur is constantly serving quality art and groundbreaking new vore ideas never been seen before 😙👌

@dinnergirl - not exclusively a vore blog but uhhh... this bun tends to attract preds~ quality voreposts found here

if any of you want to be removed from this post pls let me know!! also if anyone knows more blogs that anon might like feel free to reblog and add them!!

[absolutebl]

These Weeks in BL - This Is Very Late, Or Right on Time depending on where you sit on the temporal debate team

Sorry I got distracted by work. In my defense: I was paid.

Organized, in each category, with ones I'm enjoying most at the top.

March 2024 Wk 1 & 2

Ongoing Series - Thai

Cherry Magic (Sat YouTube grey) ep 12 fin - Unfortunately, there was singing. But what can we do?

A soft charming warm hug of a show about crushes and mind reading and self worth, with no-fuss execution from a consummate team and an OG lead pair proving why they remain eternal and deserve to grow up. Look, here’s the thing, Cherry Magic is a great Thai BL in its own right not comparing it to any other iteration. But even when I do compare (and I've seen all the Cherries and read the manga) it still stands. This is a great show, a solid adaptation, and a pleasing take on the original yaoi. I personally like it better than the Japanese live action, but I think that’s because I just really like Thai BL and I LOVE TayNew. I doubted them for this and I shouldn’t have. They did a great job, as did the sides. I will say all the kissing was both present and better than any other iteration. As it should be. Definitely one for the rewatch rotation. 9/10 

Deep Night (Thurs iQiyi) ep 1 of 8 (10?) - Damn it, I love it. And I don't want to. It’s more classic BL than I thought it would be, and far less Only Friends or Playboyy. (Thank fuck.) We got a big cast and a lot of tropes going down out the gate, including SMITTEN popular hot guy versus nerd with secret identity. (Incidentally, Khem did drop into rude / informal when arguing with his Aunt and defending his ma. Bratty boy.) The leads have good chemistry (First always does), and everyone is very pretty. The main boy reminds me of J-Min's role (and look) in Love Class 2. I am entertained. (And faintly wonder why this isn't a MosBank vehicle.)

To Be Continued (Thai C3 Thailand grey) eps 1-3 of 8- High school sweethearts who had a bad break up reunite a decade later when both of them have full time jobs (celebrity & doctor). Dr Ji is a familiar face (hi Dream it's been a LONG time) and everyone is way too old for high school, but I guess I prefer this to child actors?

I'm enjoying it, actually, the cast may be older but they're solid as a result and the chemistry is on point for a pulp. Whether our celebrity is on the DL or cheating or something else remains to be seen but he sure is smitten. The way he LOOKS at Ji = hawt.

Frankly? Celebrity/doctor is a good pairing and this is a solid Thai BL. I hope we have a nice angsty reason for the break-up and we're not in another Promise situation. I like the sides too. Carry on, little show, I'm disposed to be pleased with you.

City of Stars (Fri iQIYI) eps 5-6 of 12 - I am enjoying it, actually. It’s incredibly silly. But I don’t really mind. STOP SINGING. 

1000 Years Old eps 3-4 of 12 - I love that these kids basically adopted a vampire pet. And one of them accidentally got a vampire boyfriend. This suddenly turned from a PNR into a family drama about domestic gays opening a food stall and I'm not mad about it. Nothing makes sense and I don't care because... rainbow umbrella!

A Secretly Love (Thai WeTV grey) eps 1 of 10 - I don’t love it. I make no bones about the fact that a pining uke rarely works for me, especially if he’s younger (cute supportive besties not withstanding), the power dynamic isn’t good. I always like Kimmon, he’s a stiff actor but v pretty. (I shallow af.) Still it’s time he started acting his age… literally. Having to watch ads again as well… for this? Ooof. I'm not sure I'm strong enough.

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

Perfect Propose (Japan Fri Gaga) ep 6 fin - It was very cute. I liked that there was uke instigated kisses. However I have some reservations on this one, much as I enjoyed it.

Adapted from Mayo Tsurakame’s manga, production team included Tadaaki Horai (My Love Mix-Up!) and Takeshi Miyamoto (Old Fashion Cupcake). Essentially Perfect Propose was about finding hope in a person when all other hope is gone. This show focuses on apathy, and perforce is somewhat apathetic and un-engaging especially as the pacing was off (and with only 6 episodes? now) However, this is countered by great visuals, good archetypes, and a clean story of childhood sweethearts reuniting after loosing their way in life. I landed on 8/10 mostly for a demanding younger seme and some great kisses. 

Unknown (Taiwan Tues Youku YouTube) eps 2-3 of 11 - Oh it’s great. I love it. I’m still worried by how gritty and "Taiwanese short-esk" it feels, but wow does this hit all my favorite taboo tropes and buttons. I also adore the little found fam, they the cutest gay older bros ever. The younger one who wants so bad to grow up and take care of the older one and pushes himself because into self sacrifice that’s the only model of love he has. ARGH. BOYS. Why so much pain, just smooch already! Sheesh. It's on YouTube for some of us, here's the schedule.

AntiReset (Taiwan Fri Viki/Gaga) eps 6-7 of 10 - They remain questionably cute, and that is probably going to be my ultimate review of this show. Awe cameo! (Hi babies, hope the ghosts are leaving you alone.) The irony does not escape me that the person in the relationship with the most emotional acumen is, in fact, the robot and not the human. I'm sure that's meant to be deep.

Love is Better the Second Time Around AKA Koi wo Suru nara Nidome ga Joto (Japan Gaga) ep 1 of 6 - A tortured second chance romance featuring a reported and a successful celebrity(?) academic. The kid actors look nothing like their adult counterparts, but they do look much younger. So, okay. Ah the utter embarrassment of first love. Oh I like it a lot, so very messy Japanese emo. Sigh. Here we go again.

Although I Love You and You AKA Sukiyanen Kedo Do Yaro ka (Japan Thurs Gaga) eps 8-9 of 10 - They are a cute couple. They both trying so hard and so confused and awkward and polite in trying to understand each other but TERRIBLE at communication. 

My Strawberry Film (Japan Thurs Gaga) eps 3-4 of 8 - I don’t know how I feel about this. But I do know it’s not my thing because it’s not BL. I’ll finish it because it’s short but… meh. 

It's done, ready to binge, but I have no time

What Did You Eat Yesterday Season 2 AKA Kinou Nani Tabeta? Season 2 (Japan Gaga) 10 eps - will binge when I have any spare time. 2024 is crazy busy for me so far.

The Servant and the Young Master (Vietnam YouTube) - I will try when I have a window of time.

Began Beginning (Myanmar YouTube) - A Burmese BL? @heretherebedork vouched for it, so I will watch eventually.

It's airing but...

Dead Friend Forever (Thai iQIYI) - finished it's run and I won't be watching it. It's horror with BL elements and the ending, well, let's just say that's a "no thank you" from me.

Ossans Love Season 2 (Japan Gaga) - 5 years later, will anything have changed? This is Japan so… no. I'm not watching this. I dislike this franchise.

Time the series (Tue Gaga/YT) 10 eps - dropped it at ep 4.

Takumi-kun (2023) movie version AKA Takumi-kun Series 6: Nagai Nagai Monogatari no Hajimari no Asa released on FOD 3/5/2024. The original project was a 6 ep series. Having seen all the previous iterations and read the (terrible) yaoi I admit to being intrigued. If anyone finds eng subbed please let me know with a link in comments or in a DM? For those intersted in this show, probably the world's first true BL franchise I chat all about it here.

Gossip

James Supamongkon has withdrawn from the series Love Upon A Time and the NetJames pair is no more. Net Siraphop will continue with the historical BL project alongside a new partner. Can I interest you in Tod Techit... almost as pretty, legs for days...

The Complete Chronology of the Assault Case Against GMMTV Actor Win Pawin

I'm merely directing your attention to these articles, I do not wish for discussion of this content on this blog. Please don't ask for further info, I don't know the answer, follow the link that's why it's there.

Next Week Looks Like This:

Still Coming

3/21 Two Worlds (Thai IQIYI) 10 eps - announced here. One of those "he's dead Jim so time travel" thingames staring MaxNat. I'm over them but Asia flipping loves this trope and I do adore MaxNat. Phupha (Gun) and Khram (Nat) love each other but Phupha is murdered. Then Khram is pulled to a parallel world where, 12 years ago, Khram and Tai (Max) were in love. However, Khram was killed by Thai’s dad. Now Tai finds alter-Khram apparently alive. But then there is ALSO an alter-Phupha (played by Gun Thanawat who is Khom the repressed butler bodyguard from Unforgotten Night).

Upcoming BLs for 2024 are listed here. This list is not kept updated, so please leave a comment if you know something new or RP with additions.

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

How flipping adorable is this vampire with his big gay umbrella? SUCH A DORK and we got more vampire dorks coming.

Thailand has found its vampire line and it's awkward and geeky and quite cheerful. 'Bout what we expected, to be fair. It's a good look for them.

And vampires.

In other news...

That's your random moment of thirst, Lim Jimin shirtless AKA my Just B bias (I mean, I could talk about how good his extensions are and how I love a husky voice in Kpop but really, just LOOK at him). I'm very very very shallow, remember? Full vid is here.

Why am I mentioning Lim Jimin (aside from the obvious)? If Just B doesn't break soon, I could some of them transitioning to BL. Jimin in particular would be a win for us, obvs.

Also, can we talk about Bain (my bias wrecker) KILLING it on Build Up? I had no idea he was that good. Anygay, this has been your Kpop end note.

Seriously tho, is ANYONE else watching Build-Up?

(Last week - well, 2 weeks ago)

Streaming services are listed how I'm (usually watching) which is with a USA based IP

The tag bragade: @doorajar

If ya wanna be tagged each week leave a comment and I will. Easy peesy.

[wszczebrzyszynie]

too little Skizz in ranchers content he should be chilling in their basement .Jimmy slightly unnerved by just how many times he comes back home to see Skizz sitting on their couch but its okay he apparently made dinner. Or at least bought dinner. He has his own place and everything he just likes hanging out with them. Its because he loves them. Tango and Jim go on vacation but knowing their combined luck their train went off the rails and burned or something but its ok skizz will drive them to bulgaria himself no problem (or whatever the minecraft equivalent of bulgaria is) the only problem is Jim succesfully starts third wheeling the old man yaoi duo on his own vacatione. Looking out of the old kia window he sees cows says cows outloud once and since then for the remaining 18 hours of the drive every time there are cows outside Skizz takes notice and they say cows together. They set up camp midway Jim wakes up early in the morning to see Skizz and Tango gone. Hes about to call some services maybe even polizei but then they come out of the forest with some bought sausages and a bucket of mushrooms (things middle aged men do here for enrichment) and they just drive off like normal. Similar situation happens at least twice. Jim wants to take Tango out for some food or whatever but this whole situationship went so far he would feel guilty if he didnt invite Skizz with them. Jimmy has to live with the fact that Tangos emergency contact is Skizz and Tango has to live with the fact that Skizzles emergency contact is Impulse (its ok because Jimmys emergency contact is still Scott probably). All of the pictures taken durning their week out are that of Skizz. None of them are dating but Jimmy still feels like Tango and Skizz somehow introduced polyamory . This is my niche if you care i havent even introduced jimmys very divorced ex husband to the mix

[deconstructivesurgery]

listen i haven't posted seriously in long-form about bg3 in a hot minute but i've been getting back into it bit by bit and i'm still on my gale and astarion shit.

not the "they hate each other but they love each other" stuff or the "toxic yaoi" (although it is funny to me sometimes) dynamic people seem to typically slap onto them, but rather just- whether you wish to see it in a romantic light or not- the pure potential for a true bitchy wine aunt relationship that lies there.

not only do i think they genuinely like each other in a surprisingly uncomplicated way at times despite how complicated both of them are personally, i will die on the hill of them just being... a bit snobbish together. bitching about wine or food that astarion can't even taste (won't stop him from insulting something based on look alone), reading and reviewing books together, perpetually remaining pretentious about architecture and style in distinctly different ways (grand and gothic versus the absolute hullabaloo of softer maximalism that i can see gale enjoying).

i can see in their good endings an outcome where once in a blue moon a vaguely irritable Newly Minted Adventurer/Locally Morally Dubious Hero Astarion Ancunin occasionally manifests his merry little self at one Prof. Gale Dekarios' door because what IS he there for if not to serve as a free-to-access resource of magical aid anytime he encounters some sort of odd curse or magical foe or what-have-you that he isn't well-versed in. who else is going to gleefully and without question provide him with enchanted weapons that most people would look at with concern. to boot, who else is going to provide said things while also being a good conversation partner.

if he happens to dredge up odd magical shit once in a while while he's romping around the country and drops it off at gale's doorstep (chance of spontaneous combustion, mad howling emanating from a haunted amulet, etc. be damned) every so often, it's only fair.

people love the drama that comes with a less stable outcome to their relationship, and that's entirely fair if that's the dynamic that you prefer out of these characters, but i think the potential for just genuine non-spiteful banter and connection is often overlooked. i think, at very least, that they could and should be good lasting friends. send tweet

[iliketangerines]

Mk11 Hanzo hizashi with male reader who’s a samurai- he aids Hanzo and they’ve known each other for a while ((he’s also old like Hanzo- I need some old man yaoi action)) and has fallen in love with Hanzo but fears to confess so he stays quiet but one day in the midst of a battle he confesses his feelings because he is badly hurt and thinks he’s going to die- but he doesn’t die and it bedridden until he heals..but since he’s alive he feels like a fool and expects Hanzo to look at him in disgust but he doesn’t..instead Hanzo tends to his wounds, feeds him, bathes him, and reciprocates his feelings.

what a fool

a/n: ah yes the old men, i love them

pairing: hanzo hasashi x gn!reader

warnings: canon-typical violence

you sit by Hanzo, listening to him explain the situation about the clan that had started to invade their grounds, and you nod, listening to the baritone of his voice echo in the meeting room

he dismisses the meeting with the final explanation of the increase in patrols and group size, and then he looks to you and sighs in exhaustion, shoulders loosening and eyes looking tired

you say as much, standing up from your seat at the same time as he does, and he shoots you a glare, the smile on his face betraying his amusement

walking out of the meeting room with him, he says that he’s just been worried as they’ve been terrorizing the villages underneath his protection and stealing their wares and food

you hum and nod, walking alongside him with your hands tucked into your robes, and Hanzo lets you follow him to the kitchens, where he brings you to the kitchens and lights a fire, placing a pot of water over the flame

the both of you let the silence surround you, only the sound of the outside world filling your ears, but the neither of you feel the need to speak, only needing the presence of each other

at least, that’s what you hope he’s also feeling as you sit on the counter of the kitchen, waiting for the water to boil over

you have harbored feelings for him for a while now, even before he had offered you a place in the clan as a mentor because he knew of your skill with a sword

accepting his offer had only led to your feelings intensifying now that you spent every waking day with him as his second in command, and the two of you had a comfortable routine

the morning would be spent training, sometimes with each other, sometimes with your respective initiates, wooden props clacking against each other as the two of you sparred as a demonstration to the trainees

with the sun came lunch, and the two of you would eat together, listening to the conversations of the Shirai Ryu mentors and trainees

the rest of the daylight was used to have meetings, plan out training regiments, approve shipments and diffuse any arguments between the members of the clan

and then as the sun set, he would make the both of you a cup of tea and the two of you would make idle chatter until the chefs kicked the both of you out to start making dinner

dinner was spent in Hanzo’s personal dining room, and the two of you just listened to each other speak or to nothing but the plates clink against each other

of course, you think that he likes you back, a lingering hand on your shoulder, a second too long spent staring into your eyes during a spar, but then again, he still mourned his son and wife

you’re not quite sure what to think as you watch Hanzo pour the water out of the pot and into a tea cup and hand it over to you

he pours his own drink, and as you wait for the water to cool down, you ask whether or not he would send supplies to the ravaged villages

the grandmaster nods, saying he will discuss with the rest of the council to decide on the optimal amount of supplies to send

you hum and nod, asking who will be sending the supplies, and he replies that he and you will, as a gesture to the villages that they are not scared of the invading clan

sipping on your tea, you mumble out an alright, thinking back to your weapons and how you would need to sharpen them soon then

the both of you finish your tea with idle conversation about the initiates, their training and their progress, their key mentors and their own training

as the both of you finish your cups of tea, the head chef enters the kitchen and kicks the two of you out, and you wander around the compound with Hanzo, checking on the different training grounds to see how everyone was progressing

dinner arrives as the moon rises in the sky, and the two of you disappear into Hanzo’s personal dining room, thanking the servers for your food before digging in

today, the room remains silent as the two of you eat your meals, but neither of you mind, moving in tandem to grab food from the dishes in the middle

soon, the plates are empty, and the two of you stand up

Hanzo walks with you to your bedroom, taking in the sights of the Fire Gardens that the two of you pass

you open the door to your room and give your grandmaster a bow and then close the door and turn on the lights

the rest of your routine is monotonous, combing out your hair, showering until steam fills the room, drying yourself off with a soft towel, dressing yourself, brushing your teeth, washing your face, and then tucking yourself into the covers of your bed

you curl up onto your side and stare at the wall, shooing away the thoughts of how warm Hanzo would be in bed curled up next to you

he would be warm, you know he would

perhaps his arms would curl around you and hug you close or perhaps he was a messy sleeper and took up more than half the bed

you wonder if he always smells like smoke and clean ash, and you wish you could tuck your head into his neck and let his scent envelop you

daydreams fill your head as your eyes droop close, and finally you fall into sleep’s arms and enjoy the soft gentle curl of Hanzo’s fingers intertwined with yours in your dream

too soon the sunrise wakes you up, the light beaming through the slats of your blinds, and you sit up in your bed, rubbing your face with your hands

you trudge out of the bed and to the bathroom, trying to get yourself to wake up before you arrive at morning training

eventually, you wake up as the first splash of water hits your face, and the rest of your routine goes by quickly as you dress into your training robes and walk on over to the training grounds

today, you would be watching over the senior group of initiates, ready to either graduate into samurai of the Shirai Ryu clan or spend more time in training

the morning goes by quickly as you watch each initiate spar with another, giving them notes at the end of each round, and at the end of training, you beckon the winner of each round to fight against you

you let them attack you, dodging and blocking each one easily and talking them through their moves as they continue to try and hit you

by the end, when you have them pinned down on the ground or a wooden sword digging into their neck or chest, you tell them your final notes and dismiss them all for lunch

it’s a rush of laughing and talking as they leave, and you find Hanzo standing by you, ready to walk with you to lunch

you smile at him and allow him to walk you to lunch, sitting down in the seat and listening to the idle chatter of the mentors and the trainees

the both of you finish lunch and walk over to the meeting room, sitting down by each other and setting up the map and pieces for when the other council members decide

it goes by in a breeze, Hanzo and the council deciding on how many supplies to send to the villages unanimously, the both of you would leave after dinner to deliver the supplies and would arrive by the time sundown arrived the next day

the meeting adjourns with a little more time before teatime, so you walk over to the weapons room, drawing your sword and laying it down as you prepare the whetstones for sharpening the blade

Hanzo watches intently as you sharpen the sword, and he doesn’t say anything as you concentrate on your task, pressing your lips together as you focus

you finish and blink at him, asking if he wanted to sharpen his weapons, and he nods, pulling out his rope dart and giving it to you for you to sharpen

you continue your work, making sure the edges were razor sharp and would be able to cut through bone like paper, and Hanzo hums in approval as you hand him back his weapons

he helps you stand up and put away the whetstones and takes you to the kitchens, boiling the water and serving you your favorite tea

neither of you speak, thinking of the upcoming envoy mission, going through battle strategies in your mind in case of a surprise ambush

the both of you move silently as you walk to the dining room and eat dinner in silence

tightening the sword sash on your side, the both of you stand and thank the server and walk over to the envoy preparing to leave

both of you walk around the carriage, checking on the supplies and doing a headcount of all the soldiers coming with you, and check that the horses were healthy

with one more once over, the two of you sit in the back of the carriage and pound on the headboard, indicating to the driver that they should start driving

the steady sway of the carriage starts, and Hanzo tells you to rest first and that he will wake you up when it is time

you frown but don’t protest against your grandmaster and get comfortable on the bench, resting your forehead against the headboard and closing your eyes

the dreamland is restless tonight, nothing quite happening in the darkness of your mind, and you awake as the sun hits your face, eyes fluttering to find Hanzo staring at you intently

you blink away the sleepiness, asking him why he didn’t wake you up and rubbing your face with your hands to try and get rid of the tiredness, and Hanzo waves you off, saying that he felt fine and that you should sleep more

frowning at him, you say that you’ve slept long enough and that he should sleep now, and Hanzo frowns right back at you

you scowl at him, crossing your arms, and he sighs and closes his eyes and leans against the headboard as well to sleep

a feeling of triumph fills you, and you smile at nothing in particular before realizing how dumb you must look and settle back into a straight face

there’s only the sound of the rattling carriage and hooves against the ground as the carriage moves forward, but as time passes, something feels wrong

something moves in Hanzo’s window, and you barely have time to react as you pull Hanzo out of his seat and onto the floor as a sword stabs through the side

the carriage halts suddenly, sending you stumbling into the door of the carriage, spilling out onto the ground and rolling yourself to land on your feet

your grandmaster leaps out of the carriage, mask engaged and hands flaming with fury, and you draw your weapon as well, the foreign warriors moving to attack the both of you

none of them are up to par with you or Hanzo’s fighting skills and are easily killed, blood staining your outfit and your sword as you move through them training dummies

they fall to the floor like ragdolls, and you move in a blur, looking back at Hanzo easily dispatching them

a sudden pain shoots through your arm, and you let out a grunt, spotting an archer in the distance, aiming their bow toward the grandmaster again

you ignore the arrow in your body as you rush towards Hanzo, pushing and slashing through the bodies as you cover him with your body from the arrow, the metal stabbing through your chest and making you groan in pain

you don’t get the chance to see Hanzo’s surprised face as you turn around and continue fighting with your sword, breathing getting louder with each second

cutting down the last invading soldier, you fall down to one knee, gasping for air and look down through blurry vision at the blood staining your robes

Hanzo is next to you, picking you up into his arms and bringing you back to the carriage and placing you on the floor as he tears off your robes and assesses the damage

he mutters underneath his breath that it isn’t a normal arrow, it’s different and has barbs in it to cause even worse damage, and you laugh that it isn’t good

your vision swims, only Hanzo’s face clear in your gaze, and you bring your hand up to his face, frowning at the blood on his skin

you then bring up your other hand, squishing his cheeks and saying he looked so cute like this, being squished, completely forgetting about the blood on his face

he’s saying something, you can’t hear him over the ringing, and you just shush him, lightly patting at the side of his face, words slurring together

you blink up at him as black creeps up at the edges of your vision, and you say that you love him before you fall limp in his arms

just like earlier, the dream world is empty and black as you float in it, and you really hope this isn’t where you’ll spend the rest of your afterlife

it’s dark and boring, floating in a space you can’t move in, and so you close your eyes again and wait for something to happen

there’s something warm on your head, softness surrounding your body, and you open your eyes again, immediately squinting at the bright lights

and then, you see a shadow hover over you, eyes finally focusing on the face of Hanzo, and you just blink at him

suddenly, you remember the last words you said to him, and your face flushes as your mouth gapes open, trying to find words to explain to him what you meant

Hanzo smiles at you, saying that you don’t have to explain anything, and he helps you sit up to change your bandages

there are no words exchanged between the two of you as he unwraps the bloodied bandages, and he applies a salve to it and rewraps the bandages around you tightly

helping you lay back down on the bed, he explains that he made it to the village with most of the other warriors and distributed the supplies already

and then, he grabs onto your hand and squeezes it gently, saying that he loved you as well, as more than a friend

you gape at him, words dying in your mouth for a completely different reason, and he just smiles and asks if he can kiss you

nodding at him, he leans down and kisses you, lips soft against yours and beard slightly scratching at your skin

you could most definitely get used to this

[stephreynaart]

Hi i'm just there to tell you i love your fiddauthor art with my heart, i've been looking for art like yours for weeks 😭 thanks for the food

Thank you so much!

I love them! need to make more Fiddauthor. I love my wholesome old man yaoi

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but they stay with laios until he falls asleep anyway they barely get any sleep later in the morning themselves.

this is honestly so sweet they r his lesbian parents… AAAAH man laios angst is rlly real. i love farcille sm they are thee understanders TM theyre so sweet,,, theyre probably out here having fun and silly theatre or opera dates … the :3 to me

also also u mentioned chilshi. what r they up to. are they old men yaoi. r they professors or just . job havers. bar owners or smth

oh mah god i havent thought much about chilshi. my beloved old man yaoi. that's ok we're going through my thought process together.

if i were to think about it chilchuck sounds like a miserable medieval history adjunct professor. he's divorced. he sees his daughters like twice a month and they're the reason for his will to live, when he doesn't see them, he hates everything and everyone. he doesn't really like his job. he has tenure. he can do what he wants. when his students ask him if he could repeat the assignment he just says "No." and tells them all to leave his class because lecture time has ended and he refuses to go another minute over. his class exam average is below 40 percent and he doesn't give a fuck. he's waiting for his next paycheck to buy drinks at the local pub.

senshi's a culinary professor. he loves cooking and he loves teaching people how to cook. he's been doing it his whole life. he cooks for the gang during dnd meetings. whenever he's in a kitchen he makes it his own, even if the kitchen doesn't belong to him. if it weren't for him everyone would probably die of dehydration or live on cup ramen and frozen food for entire semesters. he leaves pastries on chilchuck's desk because chilchuck has to mentally prepare himself to help teach a class of 50 uninterested people that do anything but actually pay attention for nearly 3 hours. the pastries are actually what keeps chilchuck going. chilchuck is the one that asks senshi if he wants to go drinking. senshi is a really good listener, chilchuck finds that hot, and tries to sleep with him, but senshi stops him and asks if he could just come over to his apartment and senshi will cook a nice warm meal for him instead and take it slow, because he's a gentleman.

chilchuck actually agrees to it and has a good time. they sleep together but don't have sex, and he wakes up in the morning like damn, i actually have a crush at my big age? that's crazy.

this becomes a regular thing for them until chilchuck can't take it anymore and grabs senshi by the beard and is like "WE NEED TO FUCK. RIGHT NOW." and senshi goes "okay :) after dinner with me first :)" (they have sex).

"how did they get into the dnd club van" falin slapped a bunch of posters around campus with cute doodles and senshi saw it on his way to his classroom. he asked chilchuck if he wants to join sometime in case he's sick of teaching hopelessly unmotivated students. chilchuck thinks about it for a long time but one day when he's so stressed from teaching he joins a meeting and promises it's just "one time only" and ends up becoming a regular.

he brings his daughters to the dnd meetings and marcille is so happy because they're so cute. most of the time they just want to play minecraft and are on their expensive smartphones but they're nice girls. sometimes namari and kabru buy them fast food behind senshi's back when they don't feel like eating healthy.