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brought 3 books with me camping, didn't even finish one cause instead i started making sea salt from scratch and crafting birchbark containers using pine sap

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i'll never die i have too many gmail in my inbox that i simply need to answer

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shotgunning piss with a mouthful of bleach call me the dragon

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that ~40 seconds before the music gets loud enough to hear in linger by the cranberries is always so worrying. like oh fuck what if i accidentally put on silence forever by the quiets instead of linger by the cranberries. but then the music hits and youre like ohhh this is linger by the cranberries. its like a 3 act play

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'god i wish i had smart in stem autism instead of blorbo autism' is such weak mentality because if you have stem autism your special interests wouldn't be something like curing cancer or fusion reaction but about lambda calculus and katydid morphology

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i have the unique and totally useless power to imagine hearing rain from my window whenever I've been awake for too long even when it's bone ash dry outdoors and the only thing that this ever gets me is an open window at 5am when it's still 26 degrees out because my groggy ass woke the fuck up and wanted to hear The Storm (the absolute nothing outside) (not even wind) (nada)

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the bug identification subreddits are the best place in the world. "is this an ant?" no that's a ladybug "haha look at this bug i grabbed earlier" that can for sure kill you but i guess it all worked out "what is this roach-like looking bug?" that is a roach "what the HELL is this" and it's another ladybug "what the HELL is this??" and it's the craziest thing you've ever seen in your life. peace and love on planet bug

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more singers should add gut wrenching screams in their songs. for me. on my behalf.

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Saturn peeking behind the Moon, seen from the top of the Mauna Kea Volcana, in Hawaii, in September 2024. Do you realise a person on Earth took that picture. Wow.

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i did nothing of the sort blame the other one

so you have two friends who decide to go on a classic late-night walk around town, an urban location, with sidewalks (dry) and another who's out camping in another province. do you want to guess who got soaked in mud? do you want to take- maybe- a singular guess as to which one of these demographics wound up traversing a mud pit? it wasn't the camper. i will tell you that

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I love it when you overhear people talking about a piece of media you've never heard of. two adult women on the train are heatedly debating whether prince custard cookie the third is fit to ascend the throne

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so you have two friends who decide to go on a classic late-night walk around town, an urban location, with sidewalks (dry) and another who's out camping in another province. do you want to guess who got soaked in mud? do you want to take- maybe- a singular guess as to which one of these demographics wound up traversing a mud pit? it wasn't the camper. i will tell you that

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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cis people are so strange they'll be like "i was talking to ... what are your pronouns?" and you'll say "he/him :)" and they'll say "right cool so i was talking to them about-"

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do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

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I LIVE IN THE PANOPTICON

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pretty crazy what's happening on the computer