#(i hate wine lol)

[taw-k]

How much do Asgardians need to eat? Because it has to be A LOT of food considering their strength, stamina, durability, etc.

Now I'm imagining a family dinner with the Avengers, everyone's got a generous plate of food, while throat hoofing down a whole pig and is still hungry.

How many calories would Asgardian animals have to have so that they could sustain the Asgardians because they love their meat and Asgard isn't very big.

I know theyr definitely import and export but still.

Imagine Thor and Loki working for the Avengers and getting lunch breaks that are too short to sustain them so they're constantly snacking and extremely unwell because they aren't eating enough 😭😭

[lovinggreeniehours]

i forgot. how exhausting playlist making is. damn. sorry about the tags i have so much to say about playlist making lol

[aro-culture-is]

synesthete aro culture is romance tasting too sweet and fuzzy and dry for your liking

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[unfortunate17]

NOT WILLE TAKING SIMON TO A SUSHI RESTERAUNT BUT HES ALLERGIC TO SEAFOOD 😭😭 SIMON HE’S IN LOVE WITH YOU PLEASE GIVE THAT MAN YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE

akcndknskxnsksk Wille’s down HORRENDOUS ok, and so is Simon, he’s just in his denial phase.

I’m happy y’all are enjoying Wille in this I was truly terrified that I’d over done it but this is a Wille that is infinitely more tragic than the one we see in canon - he didn’t meet Simon until much later, he’s already King, and he’s desperately searching for a genuine, real connection. It makes him eager to please, like he has to bargain to keep Simon’s interest.

But I digress, we will see more of this dynamic play out in the next chapter 🤭

Thank you for reading anon!!

[todayisafridaynight]

Is that character gay? *points at Mine*

Allegedly.

[algrenion]

oh, Endometriosis? that bitch is no sis of mine, (disowns my reproductive system)

[tennessoui]

Saw this on Instagram and you know which fic this inspired lmaoo https://www.instagram.com/p/C3si5lYr3pj/?igsh=bzJ6aXhiYnI0OWow

(this instagram post about which wine and chip pairings are best)

lmao i feel like my instragram algorithm has shown me SO much of content like this now that i have the wine party au - truly i wrote up the idea because i was at a wine tasting evening that ended in a party-like atmosphere where someone got high and went to the corner store and purchased flamin' hot cheetos and brought it back to the house and said that it should pair well with the $60 rosé we were tasting

BUT SO MUCH of my instagram reels are like. sommeliers pairing wine and chips like this and i love it yes let's de-snobbify wine pairings what should i eat with my sour cream and onion lays chips!!!

[mischiefbuckley]

watching 911 while your stoned asf is truly a different viewing experience in my opinion lmao

[spurgie-cousin]

bad news is I've reached boomer tiktok and have a few bitter wine moms getting mad at my posts about Christine, but good news is the vast majority of the boomers are actually being very nice! but i think they believe i am Christine, David, or both.......

[bugeyedfreaks]

Hi, hello, have you read the rejected script for the live-action CW PPG pilot? 👀 I have such Feelings about it that I saved it as a pdf to just.....marvel at it another day.

I have, and I made a post about it. The post doesn’t include all of my thoughts about it, and I honestly kind of feel robbed that it’s not going to happen because, despite much of it being a train wreck, it did have some bits I genuinely was interested in having the series explore… but not in the super awful terrible way like 80% of it was written. 😆

[cowboywithacunt]

imagining a lazy day in bed where we've had a few glasses of wine and i start to feel a little hazy, maybe i'm looking up at you and studying all your features, when i sit up on your lap and lean back against your chest, guiding your hands to my chest, half asleep but still needing to get off as i drift off <3

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Lazy groping that turns into me shoving at least two fingers inside you while we're both still kind of tipsy 🥰

[midwest-indigo]

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[wewontbesleeping]

i'm so glad i didn't inherit the alcohol enjoying gene

[dont-find-me-dude]

i wanna get drunk and stop overthinking

[bereft-of-frogs]

Tbh that Pablo Hidalgo post is stressing me out haha because my personal philosophy is to minimize both invented terms and too-specific real world cultural phrases but I’ve always been secretly afraid that everyone actually hates that and secretly cringe every time I use…idk ‘glass’ versus whatever fake word some EU writer invented 😆

Like that’s where he lands by the end of the thread too but I’m totally going to have to block that post because every time I see it it starts the screaming in my brain

[gachagon]

I guess Ruby and Weiss had way more in common than they first thought when they first met, considering they both have to deal with alcoholics in their family. Another thing I'll give RWBY credit for is not treating Weiss' moms drinking as a joke, or something quirky that's apart of her personality.

With Qrow it was clear he was using his whole "I'm a drunk uncle" schtick to cover up his actual very real and serious depression. And it's great to see that after that episode about Apathy, he's decided to quit drinking for good.

In many shows, we see women who struggle with Alcohol addiction get treated like a joke, as if a woman getting drunk early in the afternoon repeatedly to "deal with her crazy family" is something funny. But this isn't funny, it's heartbreaking, and sad and a very familiar story for many people. Her alcoholism is treated just as sensitively as any other terrible affliction, and I appreciate that they did that when they really could've just made her addiction unserious.