#(i don't know how to flirt)

[wtfjd95]

Just so everyone is aware, I may post about the things I want in life romantically but I have absolutely no clue how to actually approach a woman outside of work hours.

I have never been flirted with nor have I ever actually actively flirted with someone. I am in experienced in the art of flirting or making someone flustered. I'm an awkward little masc who knows nothing of how to actually get a woman to date me.

I tend to over apologise and make sure that the person I am at least interested in is comfortable with me doing so. Else I clam up and ghost people (which has happened to me several times before but I do not mean to as I get shy)

[bugbxyjunk]

my advice for getting a boyfriend is give him lil treats (like food or bevies). i once was pursuing someone and would bring them coffee at work, later on we ended up getting married (divorced now, but it was still a sweet love story)

boys are like crows 📝📝 /j

fr though thank youuuuu

[a2remedy]

DPXDC Prompt# 3- It’s on Fright

Summoning has never been off the table. In fact Danny welcomes it.

At least after the first 50 he did.

Now it’s just getting repetitive. Destroy the world, end this specific race, person, sexuality. He’s really heard it all and it honestly sucks. He’s a protective spirit damn it!

Look at all the high and mighty people and cultists that would call on him for their mortal issues? It's even more annoying to listen to the whiney people who think they're entitled to his power or his time.

So he did what he should've done this whole time. If ghosts are strong enough emotional echoes, why shouldn't it be the same way? He establishes a connection between his summoning circle. If the caster's intent when casting the spell is for anything other than protecting life, its free game. Que the registration of numerous ghost to send an echo of themself to fuck with the people who thought they could fuck with the king. Of course, there are rules. You're only there for a short window. No killing is permitted unless a caster is hostile and a threat to ghosts. Ensure the safety and good health of human sacrifices. Blah,blah, blah. But most importantly, make them regret ever casting the spell in the first place. Upon numerous heroes failing to stop the summoning in time, there's a vast amount of random shit that happens further proves to not fuck with the realms. Batman can only hear the nostalgic music before witnessing the lead cultist that nabbed Jason get hit by an ice cream truck driven by a muscular man and little girl in uniforms. Tim and could agree that their soft serve was the best they ever had. Hal comes onto the cultists being forced into a tea party and learning their table manners from a blue dragon in a gorgeous dress and tiara. Flash comes up to Shazam and a lanky grey figure with glasses discussing Justice League fanfiction while the cultists have to cosplay the members and live out their found family dreams. Spectra is having the time of her life honestly. Talking things out with depressed kids to work through those feelings or being allowed to pay a certain clown a visit time and time again for her good work along with, spooking frats and sororities.

Superman has been quick to react to cultists after a little demon of a girl promised to return if he wasn't treating his clone better to not repeat the beatdown that was personally recorded and handed to Lex to make if he agreed to make merch from it. Most summon sites are Jumpscare Central or a straight up scrap. It's also a wonderful chance for Spectra to give the bats what they fear most. THERAPY!!! Under Jasmine's supervision, of course. JLD has heard the outcries of the JL and still keeps their good standing with the king to themselves. Especially that said king is over every Friday with treats and gifts from throughout the ages. He's fallen for the blonde warlock that has always been able to reliably call on him because he only does it when ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY! Danny found it odd that the only person who could call him now was a sad Brit in a trenchcoat but a conversation or two had them see that they were more often than not on the same wavelength. Sick of their duty, in need of a drink, and helping the world to the best of their ability. John is just so human and reminds him of how he is too. That soon applies to Zatanna too, who's distraught from leading. Besides, what happens in the House of Mysteries stays in the House of Mysteries.

[harmonysanreads]

Bless the person who designed Mydei and made his eyes especially cat-like. Now regardless of what he's looking at people with, it's enough to make anyone squeamish.

[endlesslytired]

[lightgamble]

DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.01

I refuse to believe that a tragedy had to destroy everything. But it did.

[autumndragon]

Dagur baby-talking Hiccup in enemy of my enemy to do damage control will always be so funny to me, he's trying sooo hard not to snap and yell, changing his voice to full on baby talk so he seems less threatening, going overload on the "good boy" "that's it" "attaboy Hiccup", love it

[popfizzles]

thought about this specific post again

[bumblingbabooshka]

I feel like Uhura would have a sort of flirtatious banter going with most of the bridge crew and it's easy, fun, and lightens the mood during long boring stretches of the journey - even Spock's come to just roll with it at this point....and then there's Scotty. (he gets so flustered he starts sweating and stammering and can't think of anything witty to say)

[ferahntics]

Images that should ban me from making anything else ever again.

[sternentreue]

Imagine your canon Warden, Hawke, Inquisitor and Rook and their respective LI on a quadruple date - how will it go?

[mintjeru]

i am neither easy nor immune o(-(

open for better quality | no reposts

[purplehalnw]

Matt Murdock is the perfect example of how to write a playboy type character who isn't just an asshole.

[ghostselkie]

Okay but, Lenore and Annabel would have loved Pride.

Just picture it. Lenore wearing the lesbian flag as a cape. Annabel being able to pull Lenore in for a kiss in public with out any fear. Them being arm and arm holding their colors up behind them.

Annabel doesn't literally wear the flag like Lenore does, she bought this pin though.

The one thing they don't like is that the both of them tend to get hit on quite often.

If it's her they are flirting with, Lenore tends to laugh it off (even though it does make her slightly uncomfortable), and politely inform them she has a girlfriend. Also this scenario has happened a non zero amount of times (she wasn't wearing any pride stuff at the time).

Random guy: Hey, you're cute, can I have your number.

Lenore: I'm a lesbian.

Random guy: Oh, sorry, I thought you where a guy.

Annabel, however does not like it when she, or Lenore gets hit on. She finds it more annoying than anything else. One, she knows how it makes Lenore uncomfortable. Two, she has already has a lovely girlfriend how can people not see that. Three, and she doesn't like to admit this, but she gets a little jealous. She knows this is irrational and is working on it. If it's her they are flirting with, Annabel, not quite as politely as Lenore, informs them that she has a girlfriend. She also typically reaches for Lenore's hand when this happens.

When either is around while the other is being flirted with, they tend give a look that boils down to "the audacity!"

[xkoffee-x]

Daniel is absolutely unbearable (but only with Johnny).

I imagine this as a recurring scenario during the "truce".

[cupcakewebkinz]

You know what I thought about while editing and eating a pbj at the table like a psychopath?

Vee would most likely have foreign languages programmed into her system so she could be Gardenview's official translator, she's a robot so she'd be the easiest to teach multiple different languages on a budget!

She absolutely would try to flirt with Shelly in multiple languages to sneak them in while they're around people. She'd teach her flirtatious quotes in a few different languages just so they can openly call each other beautiful without anyone knowing. She'd sing in different languages about Shelly when she thinks nobody's around because she longs for her dinosaur wife, but knows if she sings in English they'd catch her being gay in 4K much easier than if she did in Russian.

She'd also use this to her advantage and call people she hates insults in different languages after arguments, or call the people she's close to her best friends in one so she doesn't have to admit who she hates and is close to to anyone and be mysterious oooo xD

She'd continue to do it after Gardenview shuts down, but now she swears too, cuz nobody can stop her now. They all know she swears now, they never know when she's cussing out a twisted or calling it a garbage can full of worms though so they can't stop her. She's too powerful... She cannot be stopped (while swearing anyways).

She also avoids Spanish because that stupid pinata knows Spanish and the last thing she wants is Yatta yelling about how she cussed her out... Or her flirting with Shelly in the elevator... Or anything. Vee hates that dumb pinata, she does not need to know more about her than she already does.