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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......
Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess
#ASK ME#ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising#no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve#anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you#...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones#I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food#and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb#I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer#s#YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART#......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking
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what funny guys i sure hope nothing terrible happens (my city will burn by the dawn)
Killer - Rahafwabas
Ash - @itsxroxannex
Horror - Sour-Apple-Studios
Dust - Ask-DustTale
#no the way i drew dust has nothing to do with what i personally like idk what ur on abt.#(i am decieving you)#ash is slowly becoming a favourite of mine tbh.#fruitiest poser is killer like dawg tf you standing there for#utmv#utmv au#ash sans#horror sans#dust sans#killer sans#sans#sans undertale#undertale#ok since you read this far FINE i'll tell you#dust one chance PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE bite me PLEASE#I'LL LEGIT DO ANYTHING I'M BEGGING ATP#PAUSE#WHO SAID THAT#WHO IS BEING CRINGE ON MAIN???!!
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lets play the really fun game of do i use the womens bathroom and risk getting kicked out for being a dude or do i use the mens and risk my family asking about it?
#theres also the ADDED bonus that i could get hatecrimed for using EITHER bathroom#ive never gotten kicked out before#but several times a little girl (like elementary school age) has asked a lot of annoying questions#adults might say “this is the girls room” and not bother me if i reply “i am a girl”#but little kids have no concept of gender besides#short hair + swim trunks = man = not supposed to be here#one conversation recently went#“this is the girls room”#“yeah i know i am a girl”#“no youre not”#“yes i am”#“you dont look like a girl”#“looks can be decieving”#three pigeons in a trench coat
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they need to invent drafts for asks ive sent so many stupid shit off anon. my mutuals will surely hang me for this
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☆- Put this star in the inbox of your favorite blogs. Its time to spread positivity! 💕
And if you are one of my most treasured, absolute favs then whaT 💔💔💔
thank you 😭😭😭😭😭
#tae.txt#at first I was not very convinced I had recieved an ask because tumblr likes to decieve me but I am pleasantly surprised ✨️#I LOVE YOU 📣📣📣📣📣📣🎤🎤🎤
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TADC Freakshow AU Masterpost
May you be warned, this is a horror/gore based AU. If that’s not your thing then I’d probably not click on the links
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(these will be updated when new ones come out! None of them are in a particular order, some of them will be and hopefully soon there will be an actual order)
Go check out @jokerskellington !! They helped me out with a lot of the designs and the concepts :D
Story comics
Abstraction
Aftermath
A little chat
Notes
Stitches
Replacement
Outside
Broken faces
Lost friend
Restart
Looks decieve
selfish kindness
needle and thread
needle and thread pt2
Bloody tracks
I don’t want to.
Rule-Breaker
Eclipse
community choice adventure
Misc
posters line-up
Freakshow&carnival templates
Q&A
Q: Can we make ocs/fanart/fics/etc.?
A: Of course you can! I love getting work of my AU from others, please tag me in them! (Do not send them in my ask box, I prefer it when people post their own work)
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Q: Is the community choice adventure continuing?
A: Yes. You don’t need to keep asking me, I have been taking a little hiatus but I will be working on it soon.
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Q: Do you have any boundaries?
A: Not necessarily, but my only rule is to keep things chill over here.
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Q: can we make Nsfw?
A: I don’t mind, if it’s sexual, please don’t tag me. However, extreme gore and violence is A-okay with me (infact please tag me in those.)
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Q: Will X character be in this au?
A: all characters seen in the show will be characters in this AU and more than likely have designs when I get the time.
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Q: if gangle abstracts, what would happen?
A: she will abstract, simple as that. Then be replaced with an AI much like her sister.
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Q: can or will the virus be cured?
A: no.
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Q: what would happen if x character met y character?
A: I strongly dislike these questions, please don’t ask them.
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Q: art requests?
A: I don’t usually take them unless I like the idea and actively want to do it. 8 times out of 10 I likely won’t do them but who knows.
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Q: Art commissions?
A: I promise I plan to open those up for the people of tumblr soon, I am currently rehashing my prices and setting up my sheets but I will make a post when I am ready!
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The worst part about spending money on audiobooks is that sometimes I accidentally buy the most dull and boring pieces of literature I've ever heard
#the samples are decieving#I've been listening to audiobooks to get through the really slow days at work but sometimes#the books make my day longer#“just stop listening” you say#nay- i spent money on this so I'm going to get my money's worth#pro-supporting artists even if i don't like the art#i am anti-refunding books#not kuro#personal
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😭 OFFICIAL IN-GAME DOCUMENTS OF THEM BEING FRUITY
has anyone done this with rickjer before. if they have god please i need to see it
#DO MY EYES DECIEVE ME#i am now fully converted into rickjer-ism these QUH WEERS are OUT OF CONTROL#The signed nickname... the kooky little jokes.... I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#why didn't Jeremy just add a XOXO while hes at it HUH. signing your name with a cutesy nickname rick gave u.... HOMO!!!#jeremy wrote their initials in the back of his agenda with a big heart drawn over them
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The hear me out cake.
It has been, for the past month, a famous trend on Tik Tok.
And today, it has proven to be the bane of your existence.
"Tsumu, please" You tried to open the door, but it was locked
"No! Don't look at me! I'm too ugly! Hideous!"
"No you're not!" You sighed audibly
"Quit decieving me! I know I am!"
This has been going on for hours now. And you don't know how to put an end to it.
It all started when you were both just chilling on the couch this morning, right after you woke up from a movie night. Atsumu's head was on your chest as he looked over at your phone, watching videos with you as you scrolled through the endless abyss of Tik Tok.
Everything was going fine: with one of your hands massaging his blond locks and the other holding your phone up, he was really starting to get sleepy. This week of training was harsh, after all. This was all he needed: a relaxing weekend with the love of his life.
It was all going fine. Really.
Until it wasn't. Until that damned video appeared on your "for you" page.
"Our hear me out cake!"
Two girl, probably barely above 16, said together while smiling at the camera. A big chocolate cake was seen next to the camera, and they held printed images of characters and celebrities.
Both you and Atsumu already knew about the trend. You're both chronically online, after all. So, you decided to watch the video.
After a while, you were starting to get bored of it. You were going to scroll, but decided against it. You kept watching.
And damn it, you really should have skipped this video. You really should have. It would have spared you of a lot of suffering.
Because the next and last "Hear me out" the girls showed was...
"Atsumu Miya. The volleyball player"
"No way" one of them laughed "No way you're into him"
Oh oh. This is NOT good.
"HUH?" Atsumu jumped off of you, snatching the phone from your hands and rewinding the video to make sure he heard it right.
"Hey, Tsumu! Give me my phone back!" You said, trying to forcefully grab it back yet not managing to. You were no match for a literal athlete, afterall.
"Atsumu Miya. The volleyball player"
"No way. No way you're into--"
"Tsumu..."
"Atsumu Miya. The volleyball player"
"No way. No way--"
"Atsumu."
"Atsumu Miya. The volleyball player"
"No way--"
"Atsumu Miya."
"Atsumu Miya--"
"Atsumu Miya--"
"Atsumu Miya!"
You "stole" your phone back, glaring at him
"You can't just grab people's phone like that! It's disrespectful and..."
Just one look at him made you forget you were even angry at him before.
He looked utterly and undoubtdely heartbroken.
"Tsumu..."
"Be honest" he started, looking at the ground "Do you think I'm ugly? Am I a... hear me out?"
"God, Tsumu, no!" You hugged him tightly "You're beautiful, my love!"
"You don't need to lie to make me feel better!" He pushed you away and dramatically put his hand on his chest. "I know I look like a homeless guy who hasn't taken a shower for the last 3 weeks - no, years!"
"Tsumu, you know that's not true..." You tried to hug him again
"Don't come any closer!" He pushed your arms away "I'm going to isolate myself in my room so no one is infected by my uglyness!"
You would've been hurt if you didn't know your boyfriend.
He looked like a highschool girl who just got rejected by her crush right now, but all he needs is time to calm down. He'll get back to normal soon enough
Except he didn't.
And that's how you found yourself in the position you've been in for 2 endless hours: head against your shared bedroom's door and trying to convince Atsumu to open it.
"Tsumu, open the door, please" You sighed, sitting with your back against the door and waiting for a response, only to be met with silence
"Tsumu, you're not hideous" You heard footsteps approaching you.
"...really?" He said from across the door
Yes! It was working! He was actually listening to you now! You couldn't let this opportunity pass.
"Yes! You're one of the most - scratch that, the most handsome man I've ever met!" You got up, resting your hand against the door "You're beautiful inside and out, I love you and couldn't be prouder to have you as my lovely, amazing and beautiful boyfriend" You smiled, praying to God that this would do. You really just wanted to lay down and cuddle with him.
The door finally cracked open, but not entirely. You could only see one of his eyes peeking through the tiny opening he made
"Say that again" he said, eyes unblinking
"What?"
"Say that last part again" he looked at you, gaze so strong you felt weak "Please"
"I love you?? And I'm proud of having you as my boyfriend??"
"Why do you sound so full of doubt?!"
"I love you." You said, laughing a little "And I'm very proud to have you as my amazing boyfriend."
Maybe this worked! He'll finally open the--
Nevermind. The door was closed yet again.
Not again! What did you do wrong this time? Maybe it's because you were laughing? Well, you'll just have to try again--
"I LOVE YOU TOO!!" Atsumu said, opening the door and literally throwing himself at you.
"AHHH!"
It was so sudden that you crashed to the floor, with him on top of you and your lungs with little to no oxygen. You weren't sure how you were even breathing at this point.
"I love you!" Atsumu said again, resting his head against your boobs in a (hopefully) not perverted way.
"I love you too" you smiled, caressing his hair "Now, why don't we go watch a movie? I missed you! I didn't see you for 2 long, torturous hours!" You said, laughing a little
"Sure!" Atsumu answered, getting up. Then, like a kid who did (or rather, was planning to do) something naughty, he suddenly began to run away
"Where are you going?"
"I'm just going to write a little comment on that video!"
"ATSUMU, NO!" You got up and ran after him.
"ATSUMU YES!" He began to run faster.
You were not able to stop him in time. Again, he was an athlete, afterall.
His PR team had to deal with the media later.
Whatever. It's not like any of these people's opinions on him mattered anyway.
What matters is that you think he's handsome and funny and your lovely boyfriend. And he'll do his damn best to make sure that never changes.
~ I heard we have a new Atsumu fan here! Welcome @someprettyname!!
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#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu x reader#haikyuu#atsumu x reader#miya atsumu#hq atsumu#haikyuu atsumu#atsumu x you#miya x reader#atsumu x y/n#atsumu x female reader#hq x reader#hq#hq fluff
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im genuinely fatigued by male heroism in literature. no i do not want a "girl-coded" villain with floppy dark hair, i want an interesting FEMALE CHARACTER GOODDDAAMMNITTTT.
I want to see an eldest daughter fighting for her family's honor. I want to see a girl facing a moral dilemma prematurely, abandoned and decieved by everyone she trusted. I want to see her revolt at the betrayal of her superiors. I want a mother to see what a monster her child has become. becoming a fugitive from her own spawn. I want to see an old woman watch those she loves die because they did not heed her warnings. I want to see old prophetesses outsmart authorities and fight to stop the inevitable. i want a bunch of sisters braving the wild because they are the only hope of a small town. a pathetic heroine who only survives because of luck and charm. young girls with strong limbs because they're used to working in factories and farms, who can run far and leap over fallen trees. who can bat a ball and scale a wall. i want girl gangs, where teenage girls get up to no good until the consequences catch up to them, or not. i want socially awkward queens who lean on the advice of aunty-like advisors, be they witches or muggle. i want to see an older sister be betrayed by the brother she raised and it climaxes in a duel. i want to see the reverse, where the brother she raised becomes her second-in-command, strong and wise because of her and wouldn't betray her for the world. i want genius little girls that are kept in secret towers because of their prophetic dreams. who terrify kings because of their intellect. i want female spies and soldiers who are stupid and devoted. i want an arrogant heroine who gets caught up in a plot bigger than she can handle. a kind girl who inevitably breaks the world and destroys everything. i want her to be destined for doom and glory. I WANT HER TO SELF-DESTRUCT IN THE FACE OF HER OWN POWER. I WANT HER DREAMS AND HOPES FOR THE FUTURE TO INSPIRE A NATION TO CHANGE, ONLY FOR HER TO LEARN THE HARD TRUTH OF THE COST OF TRANSFORMATION. I WANT HER TO WRESTLE WITH THE ISOLATION THAT COMES FROM GREATNESS. TO DESIRE LOVE AND BE TOO SHREWD TO FALL FOR IT.
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF BOY ANGST YOU WILL NEVER BE AS DEEP, COMPLEX OR NUANCED AS A GIRL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE HORRORS YOU'RE JUST A PARODY OF WOMEN'S LIVES GET OUT
#mine#rant#fiction#writeblr#feminism#writing female characters#i keep adding shit because there's so much
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And Comes Dawn pt 11
Pairing: Sauron/Halbrand x Reader
Summary: The Deciever has a question for his Sweet One.
Tags: fluff. Like FLUFF. He may be deranged but he's got a soft spot. Also, told you I was gonna make the Annatar bow angsty.
Notes: the fic is out of order now because I have a lot going on and ITS MY FIC OK OK. Not having to have everything in order has given me so much inspo that within the next 24 hours there could be 2 more parts and 2 other things too soo. I love you all. Thank you for your support. My dms and inbox are always open, also if you wanna give me like a lil tip it would be appreciated.
Halbrand leaned against the archway to the library and watched you as you read through the scrolls and histories. It's how you'd spent your days since coming to Eregion. He worked on the elven rings, and you were here, reading. It was endearing to him that you sought knowledge in such a way. Proof that he had made the right choice in you.
There had to be three. Just as there had to be three rings.
Him with his power and darkness.
Galadriel with her wisdom and light.
You with your goodness and warmth to balance them out.
Three.
Though, he only desired you. Only loved you. You were what he was doing all this for. He had to create a lasting peace. He had to make Middle Earth safe and perfect. He had to overcome this pesky issue of your mortality. He could not allow you to live in a broken world. He would not allow you to come to harm, and, selfishly, perhaps, he could not let you die. The rings were for you. His ambitions and goals revolved around you.
All for you.
At least, that is what he made himself believe. If he was truly honest, he had different motives as well. Motives of power and control. Motives that would have driven him down this path if you'd never met. His deception was so great that he was able to hide that away. He was able to believe the ends justified the means. And if you were what was at the end, there was no depravity he could not justify.
Watching you now, you were breathtaking with your eyes focused and strands of hair falling in your face. You'd taken full advantage of the beautiful wardrobe and styles of the elves. Intricate, delicate strands of silver were braided through your hair. You wore a dress of light blue with more silver, and the delicate chains only served to accentuate your curves. He had thought you were beautiful in the Numenorian garb, but now you looked stunning. Breathtaking. He'd seen the most beautiful of the elves, the Silmarils, the light of creation. Yet you were greater than them all.
“I know you're there,” you spoke, the ghost of a smile playing at your lips, but your eyes never moved from the page.
“And yet you stare only at your books. My heart can not help but break.” He teased. “I will not be shamed for staring at the most beautiful woman I have ever laid my eyes on.”
He smirked at your blush, approaching you and wrapping his arms around you from behind. He noticed that the back half of your hair was pulled up and tied into a bow. He chuckled softly and rested his chin on your shoulder. “What do you read now?”
“A tale of a human and elf falling in love,” you relaxed into his embrace.
He pressed a kiss to your shoulder, your neck, up to your cheek before turning your head so he could capture your lips in a soft kiss. “Last week, it was the fall of elven cities. This week, it's romance. You never cease to amaze me.”
“You are easily amazed, then.”
“Do not doubt yourself, sweet one.” He pressed a kiss to your nose, turning you around in his arms and lifting you to sit on the edge of the table. “I am in awe of you always, but recently, I'm in awe of these things you do with your hair. A bow?” He teased softly, pressing his forehead to yours.
“Do you not like it,” The way you looked up at him, seeking his approval, it mirrored the expression you wore when you were on your knees begging for him. His fingers tightened on your hips, restraining from taking you on the table.
“I do. It suits you.” He smiles softly, his eyes softening as he sees your bright smile.
“Perhaps you could grow your hair, and I can do it to you. I've seen elves of all kind wear it,” there was an excitement to your voice as you spoke.
He chuckled, “Perhaps one day, if we are parted, I will wear it as a reminder of you when my heart yearns for you.”
“You jest.”
“I do no such thing. You have plenty of things to remember me by,” his fingers traveled down to the intricate necklace of copper he'd made for you at the forge in Numenor. You always wore it. “I shall have the hair bow.”
You frowned, and his thumb traced the downward turn of your lips, his head tilted in a silent question. “Perhaps if I were to have more coin, I could get you something. Perhaps…”
Your words were muffled as he pressed a kiss to your lips. His hands held your face as he deepened it. It was only when he felt his body react that he pulled away. His nose brushed yours. “You have given me more than enough.”
You smiled up at him, face flushed and lips swollen. His thumb gently caressed your cheeks.
“I don't intend to ever be parted from you,” he whispered softly, tucking your hair behind your ears. “I mean it.”
He pulled away, searching his pockets for a moment before pulling out a ring. It had a silver band and a small blue gem at the center. He knew it was more than a simple band. He knew of the power he placed in it. The materials he snuck from the forge to add to it. It would need to be perfected in time to come, but for now, it would do what he needed it to. It would increase your lifespan, heal your wounds faster, and It created a connection with him, wherever you were.
It also served as a symbol. That you were his. That his feelings for you were real. His intentions were true.
He looked at it for a moment before looking at you. “ In elven culture, it's customary to give your betrothed a silver ring that you wear until marriage. At that time, they were traded for gold bands. I added a bit more. A gem as blue as the waters that brought us together.”
You gasped softly, looking at the ring and then to him.
“It's the custom of your people to ask the family but you have none. The family who warded you is gone as well. I have no one to ask for your hand but you. As such, I felt that I should give you the same proposal in which I would have given your father.”
He stood up straight, one hand on your chin directing you to look at him. “You fill me with a warmth I've never known. I no longer know who I am if not with you. I was lost and astray, without hope or purpose. It was as if the gods themselves put you on my path. You are a beacon of hope, your smile my purpose. There is nothing I would not do for you, no trial I would not face. I love you. I adore you. I have never thought of children until I met you, and now I know I want to make you a mother. I want to make you my wife.”
He brushed away a tear that had fallen from your eyes, “I give you the choice, I would never force anything upon you. Do you want that? Do you want me?” He took a deep breath, shaking his head. “Fuck, I'm so nervous I can't talk. Just tell me, yes or no? Will you marry me?”
You laughed, nodding your head. He slid the ring onto your finger before lifting you and twirling you around. As he set you down, you looked at the ring on your finger.
“I never thought I'd be betrothed. I never thought I'd choose who I could marry.” You smiled up at him, and it filled him with joy unimaginable.
“I never thought I'd give a woman a romantic speech or truly want to settle down.” He rested his forehead against yours once more. “I'm a changed man thanks to you. Near unrecognizable to that drifter on the raft.”
“That is true. You will be a king soon.” You gasped suddenly as a realization dawned on you. “ I'm going to be a queen. Me? A queen” you laughed softly at the thought.
He chuckled, pressing a quick kiss to your lips. “That is true. As soon as my business here is done, we can return to the southlands and be wed, and you can meet all your subjects.”
You wrinkled your nose, “I'm not sure I like the thought of having subjects.”
“Of course you don't, “ he rolled his eyes but didn't stop smiling. “Why don't we go back to our chambers, and I can show you how devoted of a subject I am?”
Your cheeks turned red, and you buried your face in his neck. He placed a kiss on your head, “I'll kneel and worship my queen.”
“Halbrand,” you spoke, pulling back and giving him a look.
“I'll fill you with my warmth.”
"Stop it!” You smacked his arm,causing him to laugh deeply and wrap his arms around you for a tight hug.
#halbrand x reader#sauron x reader#halbrand x oc#sauron x oc#trop fanfiction#trop x reader#rings of power x reader#rings of power fanfiction
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I'll be honest to TROP haters that say it changed too much of the material I mean YES you are right but so did Peter Jackson
I mean Arwen's fate being tied to the ring? Arwen saving Frodo instead of Glorfindel, a very important elf who actually slayed a Balrog, who wasn't in the movie at all. Tom Bombadil, Goldberry and Old Man Willow also weren't in it
Also Tolkien would not be happy with Gimli's fairly undignified treatment at times and also, Legolas' 'orc counter',
Legolas would never happily kill he'd do it to save his friends and for Middle Earth obviously but he's not going around treating killing orcs like a kind of action game having fun doing it
Also for some reason he made Thranduil almost a kind of villainous character though he does redeem himself(and looks fabulous doing it) and I do love this character but it's not very accurate to Tolkien's thoughts on this character which was literally just a typical elf king who mistrusted dwarves and rightfully imprisoned a bunch of dwarves sneaking into his woods
Other things Peter Jackson did he made Denethor WAY more evil than in the books. In the books he's basically a broken, grieving very old man who has lost it versus a 50-60 or something year old man just ranting and raving on everyone going crazy
Another thing Peter Jackson did was make the evil characters like Saruman and Grima way more obviously evil than the book ones so you could instantly tell they were evil, which, the point was they decieved people. That Grima decieves no one lol.
So he changed a LOT of things about the characters, for example Aragorn looks like, you know he's going to be heroic from the start just because of Viggo's bearing but he's meant to be almost unattractive and scary looking at first, then slowly becomes like a king and noble and handsome looking. Like, Pippin literally says he looks foul LMAO I am serious. Boromir is meant to be the perfect gallant hero looking one who almost falls to temptation where Aragorn is meant to look very rough but have a noble heart, they are like foils
I love those movies but he also did change a lot but especially, PJ's work glorifies war too much for Tolkien's standpoint, not always but there are scenes he's making it too action-y while other scenes, like Boromir and Theoden's deaths, are perfect
Also BOTH these works make the elves too serious, like, the books have the elves singing, playing tricks and carrying harps and flutes around and acting more like Medieval fairy ring style elves at times along with being more serious also, they had both sides to them while adaptations just make them very dignified
I know Gil-Galad misses his harp guys HE WAS ALREADY SINGING. Free him
#peter jackson#lord of the rings#lotr#tolkien#the rings of power#trop season 2#trop#rant but#arwen#glorfindel#legolas#aragorn#gil galad#thranduil#denethor#saruman#grima#pippin#boromir#the silmarillion
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Eyes Do Not Decieve
The first time Y/n encountered Suo was when she was trying to escape a weirdo trying to flirt with her….
The first time Suo encountered Y/n was when he was out on patrol and he discovered he had a girlfriend he never knew he had….
“As I told you I’m here with my boyfriend,” squeezing Suo’s arm, she said to the person who Suo presumed was bothering her.
He could’ve intervened with his skills in martial arts but he didn’t. He wanted to see how this would play out.
“Darling, is he bothering you?” he asked her effortlessly playing along.
Y/n faltered a little at how compliant he was being. Though only for a little while.
“Oh yes. I was waiting for you when he came over. I told him I had a boyfriend but he… didn’t believe me.” She gave him a look that said ‘am I doing this okay?’
Suo shot back a ‘who knows’
But the creep was not convinced. “Are you sure you know him?”
“Yea, why would I approach him if I didn’t,” she said, crossing her arms to prove her point.
“I know it’s unbelievable to you that a lady as beautiful as her would date me but you’re being rude,” Suo remarked.
‘Damn, he’s smooth,’ Y/n’s thoughts screamed.
“Okay then what’s his name?” the creep asked her, pointing to Suo disbelief still evident in his eyes.
………...
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“...zuko…”
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………......
“That’s it! You don’t even know this dude!” he yelled, stomping towards her.
Before he could register what was happening, he felt the world spin and when he opened his eyes and looked up, Suo was looking down on him shielding Y/n behind him.
“Whether I know her or not is none of your business but I’d rather not see you bothering her again,” he said dangerously.
This scared the shit out of him, making him run away.
Y/n on other hand was fawning over how cool Suo looked pulling off a move like that. “How did you do that?”
“You see, there’s a spirit sealed under this eyepatch. I can borrow its power to do some special moves,” he said seriously.
Y/n knew whether to take him seriously or not. “So you get possessed by the spirit sometimes.”
“You can put it like that,” he replied. He was enjoying this.
“Thanks for helping me,” Y/n said smiling at him.
Suo has never seen anyone smile so brightly at him. Maybe he was starting to develop a crush, maybe his mind was playing tricks on him.
“It’s nothing. You can come to me anytime you want. After All, I’m your boyfriend,” he joked.
Y/n felt her cheeks burn so she tried to cover her face with her hair.
Suo was enjoying getting a reaction out of her.
“I’m Y/n L/n. What’s your name?” Y/n asked unexpectedly. “In case you become my boyfriend again I’ll need your name.”
It was rare for Suo to get a taste of his own medicine. Regardless, he chuckled and said, “Suo Hayato.”
~
The next time Suo saw Y/n he found out she knew Sakura….
The next time Y/n saw Suo she found out he was friends with Sakura…..
And Sakura was weak to teasing. And when you place him between two people with the same energy in one room which is basically Kotoha’s cafe…
“I missed you so much,” Y/n said dramatically.
“I kept thinking about the day when I’d see you again,” Suo matched her freak.
Kotoha, Nirei, Kiryu-everyone knew they were faking it.
Sakura on the other hand felt like he was gonna combust. “Will you two just cut it out?! D-do this where people can’t see you!”
~
It turns out even he needs her help too…. And she’s happy to help him out and maybe show him off….
Two girls was asking for Suo’s number. He declined but they were relentless.
“My girlfriend wouldn’t like the idea of you asking for my number like that,” he said loud enough for Y/n to hear when he saw her approaching.
“Like it?” Y/n said as she stopped beside him and hooked her arm with his. “I’d hate it actually.”
And then she proceeded to brag about him. Even though Suo had no idea when they went they went out to hunt spirits at night he stared at her affectionately and nodded to her every word.
Even if the girls didn’t believe her, eyes do not deceive.
Sakura knows it too. He’s scowling at the spectacle unfolding in front of him with his face beet red. “Damn it! I’m leaving!”
~
Y/n asked Suo to teach him how to punch creeps in style…. Suo suggested he teach her how to slap creeps in style….
“Can’t you just go easy on me?” Y/n said getting up from the ground after Sou gently tripped her.
“You told me to give it all you got,” he remarked.
“True…” she said pouting.
“How about you come at me again. I promise I’ll go easy on you this time,” he said without any hint of teasing in his tone.
Y/n scanned his face for signs of mischief.
“Okay… on the count of three,” she said skeptically.
However she launched at Suo just as she said “three!”
Suo, already accustomed to her antics, was used to this. He blocked her effortlessly and as she was about to fall back he grabbed on to her, their faces inches from each other.
“You said you’d go easy on me,” Y/n said grabbing onto his shirt.
“I did go easy on you,” he said smugly. “I didn’t let you fall this time did I?”
“Wow you deserve to be rewarded for your efforts,” she said, her face heating up.
Before she could process her actions, Y/n grabbed the side of his head and placed a kiss on his cheek.
Suo stiffened his hold on her as he forgot whatever words of retaliation he was gonna say.
“Are you feeling shy?” Y/n said although she was barely holding herself together. ‘Why did I have to go and do that!’
“N-no,” his voice cracked. No one ever heard his voice crack.
Y/n pushed herself away from him. Not that he was holding her too tightly. “I guess the training’s over now… I should head back,” she said and turned to leave.
Before she could run away, Suo grabbed her arm and pulled her towards him. “W-what?”
“Would you mind if I ask you to stay?” he stated clearly.
Releasing the breath she didn’t know she was holding, she turned around to face him. Suo was staring at her with a lovestruck expression. And her expression probably mirrored his. The same facial expressions that Sakura often caught a glimpse of when they were supposedly faking it to rile him up. Before they themselves realised it Sakura knew they were in fact not faking it.
~
The next time they met at Kotoha’s cafe Suo confidently approached her, taking her hand and kissing the back of her palm.
And Sakura could confirm that his eyes never decieved him.
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This.
You will find, that media and people like Ben Shapiro speak about wether or not he and the celebration of a CEOs death is a right or left thing. That is on purpose. Seeing the american people, the people they've spent so much time and money on dividing, now unite over the execution of a showpig of the system scares them.
This is class solidarity.
Don't be decieved, killing one CEO won't change the system. It is like a hydra, there will be countless to take his place. But together you - we, can make them afraid, if we don't stop pushing and don't let this topic die off again when Luigis court case is over.
I am urging all the US americans, and the rest of the world watching, to not forget this.
#i say this as a communist. idgaf if luigi is right or left. he did the correct thing.#united healthcare#class solidarity#luigi mangione#anticapitalism#anti capitalism
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Hey guys, I just want to express that I am completely devastated right now. Recently I found out that I have been scammed by a now former friend. If you remember, I bought a Hades BJD doll for over $1,100 and I commissioned her in March. She told me I'd recieve it in June, then July now August. Well recently I found out that my ex friend was never the artist. Turns out she's been stealing the photos from the original artist to make it seem like she was the one making the doll. This whole entire time, she's been lying to me and I decided not to get the doll. I just wanted a full refund because I am incredibly upset that she decieved me. What's worse was that her victims were close friends of hers who were also my friends as well.
If you can, please support the actual artist of this beautiful doll here
She deserves so much credit and sadly I will never get to see my Hades BJD....
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Heart killers ep 4 uncohesive stray thought
With to many screenshots cuz I keep taking more
A better view of what is now confirmed to be a cross with a cross necklace on it. He hasn't shown to be religious in any way. It could just be storytelling purposes or he's into shit like that (sexually)
Why tf does he sleep on a mattress in what seems to be the middle of a living room
I don't want to be rude to Style or his dad but Style is on of the most obviously queer men I've seen in a while. But also nice to see an openly gay character with (realistically) supportive dad
What's with the matching emblem on their shirt? Like I get their friends but why this episode? Could have been foreshadowing for them ending up in the same situation in the end. But also Fadel destroying this shirt might indicate that Styles relationship with Fadel will get in the way of his friendship with Kant (or the other way around)
It's very difficult to make laying on your back not look akward. Dunk can't do it.
A little side plot for the boys, very fun
Omg its Paul!!
I really hope that Babe and Knot will have more stuff, I'm really curious what their acting is like and I think two innocent young characters wrapped up into the older fours world of lies could be a really interesting story, and motivated for the four to be/do better. Also maybe a lil father/brother figure time for the four. I'm a lil sappy, what about it
Yeah hes selfish but has okay morals we get it
Said the two decieving criminals to eachother. Hopping that ig is foreshadowing of some sorts for them saving each other near/in the end.
Okayy, our first official boyfriends
Interesting, in contrast with the scene of Fadel taking the pin of Style
Oh its his 10 things i hate about you poem. Although he only said i dont like 7 times (catherine said it 10, fadel did list 10 things, if you count the things he said after 'and' as separate). Also i guess "i dont like that i miss you" is his "i hate that i dont hate you"? Or maybe it is unfinished and well get a more fleshed out confession scene when they both like each other
I haven't felt this way since the bad buddy rooftop kiss.
Oh don't make me cry
Oh, Style with his hand in Fadels pants. An interesting development, might have to ad that on to my post about the other nc scenes weve seen from them.[god am i really gonna dedicafe my blog to joongdunk sex scenes]
Why does he have soap dispensers attached to his shower wall
Ah cmon , i was in my feelings dont drag me back to the reality of lies like this.
Look at how cute they are. Look at the potential. They better get this heartbreak over quickly so we can get to healing and being happy.
Khaola
Oh god, they were not even that young when their parents died.
No, I think it was lilly actually. This is going to negatively impact this shit so much.
Cmon Style, you were my only kinda earnest character left.
Both physically and morally (engaging woth Fadel, lying to him, is something he didn't want to do.Going further than he intended to)
Wait is this the person from Kants previous marraige? Thailand has legalized gay marriage for less then a year and were already doing divorces.
How tf does he know
Ok kinda cool tattoo. Blacking that out will actually low key look really ugly. Just a dark blob behind his ear
Wait he has a different gay (rainbow) necklace now. It's bigger
Bison is starring to doubt Kant more while Fadel is staring to trust Style more.
Favorite scene:
FadelStyle in the woods ofcourse
Big brother Kant was also very cute tho
Also if anyone is wondering I took 87 (successful) screenshots this episode
And idk if anybody actually follows my blog and updates about heartkiller. But I'm gonna have to take a break next week cuz I have exams :( . After that I will have more time to watch different bl tho.
#the heart killers#the heart killers the series#kantbison#kant thk#bison thk#firstkhaotung#first kanaphan#khaotung thanawat#fadelstyle#fadel thk#style thk#joong archen#dunk natachai#gmmtv#my phone storage is severely suffering from this show
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