#(he’s not even real)

[tawnfawn]

i just KNOW that simon riley is a messy kisser. this mf is grabbing you by the hips, waist, hands, thighs, neck, he does not care—hands rubbing up and down your curves like he doesn’t know where to touch first. it’s all teeth and tongue—he’s one impatient mf. he’s waited long enough to kiss you, he’s not gonna be light. and i know he doesn’t half ass that shit!!! this man is either kissing your forehead softly or making out with you like there’s no tomorrow. definitely the type to “accidentally” bump into you while you’re doing something and use it as an excuse to kiss you. he’s not a PDA person, but when you’re alone he’s always, and I mean always got a hand on you. one hand on the wheel, the other on your thigh or holding your hand. he lets you have aux too, but he’ll complain about your “shit music” every time. EVERY TIME!!!

can you tell i’m in love with this man

[isaut]

yall i cannot believe this man has sent me spiraling into a sexuality crisis 😭😭

[shebadfuckk]

Is it weird that I can’t sleep knowing I’m perfectly safe - but if someone in a mask with a gun was here I’d probly yawn and curl up in his lap and doze off sucking my thumb so fast.

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

the things i’d do…

[ierillia]

i have a very NORMAL amount of feelings towards a mr gale dekarios and will NOT be making a playlist for him!!!! like whaaaaat that’s so weird!!! ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

[rhysnolastname]

I miss my stupid bhaalspawm

[omakosohc]

streets saying his infinity was off

[astronomical-bagel]

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[ghcstcd]

Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[hoodiehydra]

just one chance one chance PLEASE-

[nashvillethotchicken]

If we really think about it, this all started with megan dropping Hiss. Hiss was never a Nicki diss, it was a drake/those who've been capping for Mr. Peterson diss first and foremost. Nicki made it about her The only line that could have gone to nicki was the Megan's line bar and she showed her whole ass on that one, but every other bar applied to drake , who'd been dissing megan for years and going up for Tory once he found out he shot her.

Like all of these are about Drake, especially the bbl and cosplay gangster stuff. She was the first person to wack drake for his botched body and his allegiance to the corny culture vulture community. You notice how every other diss to drake has been mentioning what megan said in hiss? She really threw the first diss at drakewall like please give her her flowers

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…

[franeridart]

more dragon