#(he’s not even real)

[tawnfawn]

i just KNOW that simon riley is a messy kisser. this mf is grabbing you by the hips, waist, hands, thighs, neck, he does not care—hands rubbing up and down your curves like he doesn’t know where to touch first. it’s all teeth and tongue—he’s one impatient mf. he’s waited long enough to kiss you, he’s not gonna be light. and i know he doesn’t half ass that shit!!! this man is either kissing your forehead softly or making out with you like there’s no tomorrow. definitely the type to “accidentally” bump into you while you’re doing something and use it as an excuse to kiss you. he’s not a PDA person, but when you’re alone he’s always, and I mean always got a hand on you. one hand on the wheel, the other on your thigh or holding your hand. he lets you have aux too, but he’ll complain about your “shit music” every time. EVERY TIME!!!

can you tell i’m in love with this man

[isaut]

yall i cannot believe this man has sent me spiraling into a sexuality crisis 😭😭

[shebadfuckk]

Is it weird that I can’t sleep knowing I’m perfectly safe - but if someone in a mask with a gun was here I’d probly yawn and curl up in his lap and doze off sucking my thumb so fast.

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

the things i’d do…

[ierillia]

i have a very NORMAL amount of feelings towards a mr gale dekarios and will NOT be making a playlist for him!!!! like whaaaaat that’s so weird!!! ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!

[omakosohc]

streets saying his infinity was off

[ghcstcd]

Sockeye salmon, if he was just a little buddy

[astronomical-bagel]

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[proselles]

alex hirsch was really just so pissed that no one saw his epic old man yaoi that he went and wrote a whole new book and made a whole website specifically to show meticulous evidence that this weird old man fucked a triangle.

he really said what were ford and bill really doing in that pocket dimension they shared, hm? did you ever think of that? oh - you think it was just chess? hm. interesting. i dont.

the ultimate rare pair shipper. i have never seen a creator do this before. absolutely fascinating at every angle.

[inkskinned]

okay is she being actually immature or is it just a woman over 30 expressing a human experience you find to be immature.

like yeah. at certain ages... let shit go. im not defending the real immature shit. im not defending the karen you're picturing. i worked in retail i hate those people too. (once somebody got mad at me because she didn't like how our winter window decor was a snowman smoking a pipe. i wish i was joking).

but men at 57 will write books about how 17 year old girls are soooo sexy. they will invent worlds where women have to be naked for "armor reasons." they will write songs that treat women as objects. people rush to defend them. meanwhile a woman at 35 will be like "heartbreak is hard, actually" or "i feel betrayed by a friend" or "i am struggling with something emotionally." immediately people will say stuff like this woman is 35 by the way. by the way this woman is SO OLD to be experiencing this. BY THE WAY.

im 31, almost 32. the other day a poet was blasted online because at her "big age", she had written a poem about feeling unloved. top comment was "this woman is 29 by the way." this woman is too old to still be useful, by the way. she has to behave better . maybe if she was a good wife and mother she could stop existing loudly, and the story could continue on without her. this woman has served her purpose, by the way. she's so cringe, by the way. at 29 - so old! - she still hasn't figured out that her existence should be one of shame.

[hoodiehydra]

just one chance one chance PLEASE-

[chloesimaginationthings]

Michael Afton’s one joy in life is FNAF Foxy

[franeridart]

more dragon

[marciaillust]

an Angel

[anna-scribbles]

inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life