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cw: pro-hero bakugo, reader has boobs, kind of explicit/nsfw? idk i describe boobs, reader is smaller and shorter than bakugo, unedited sawry
bakugo's muscle tee looks as ill-fitting as it'll ever be draped over you.
there are reasons for this, perfectly founded and logical reasons for why that is—the main one being that, it's, well, his; two, maybe even three sizes larger than what it should be to fit you properly.
but, he can't stop staring, and there are reasons for that too—the main one being that, it's his, and yet, the only way he can ever imagine it now is when it's being worn by you.
your hips sway to the song you've been humming for the past five minutes. it's the same one, the chorus on a perpetual loop. he's sure it's the only part you know; you do this often enough that it's the only part he knows now, too.
the hem of his tee hits right at the top of your thighs, concealing just enough to tease, but he’s confident that if you reach up even the slightest bit for the cupboard overhead, there'll be nothing to hide.
he feels a little bit like a creep like this, watching as he stands in the middle of your shared living room, but it's impossible too look away—you've got to be doing this on purpose, right?
heat flares inside of him when you turn your body ever so slightly, the armhole of his muscle tee large enough to give him the clearest view of skin—
he gulps.
it's smooth, sloping just right; the side view of your under boob curves into its perfect shape and he can imagine it, feel—
(is this considered perving if he's been with you for years?)
the pan in front of you sizzles as you plop in god knows what. you pour in something from the side and wait, one hand propped on the hip you pop out. then, you pick up the pan, attempting to flip what's inside (probably a pancake, now that he thinks about it).
it’s hard to focus on what you’re cooking though, especially when all he sees is plump flesh jiggling, bouncing as you further agitate the pan.
he just got the pants of this suit readjusted, and now they're fucking tight.
bakugo normally runs hot; it’s kind of part of his dna. but this warmth is different, flushing him from head to toe. it creeps up the side of his neck, painting the tips of his ears a blooming red.
you turn around then, plopping the pancake on the plate atop the counter behind you.
"oh! you're done," you greet him with a smile. so. fucking. casually.
as if your tits aren't fucking peaking against the gray fabric of his tee.
as if you think he buys the fake innocence poorly concealing that sly, conniving look in your pretty eyes.
as if you aren't standing in front of him in his muscle tee, wearing nothing underneath it like you didn’t do this on purpose. like you don’t know what it fucking does to him.
his eyes squint suspiciously, deep vermillion staring straight into yours.
you tilt your head, the tips of your lashes kissing the top of your cheekbones as you blink. you reach for a bottle of honey.
“everything okay?” you ask, voice syrupy, sickeningly sweet.
your movements play in front of him languidly, the corner of your lips curling up slightly as you smirk. honey catches on your finger as you pop open the bottle cap.
he’s supposed to be out the door in five minutes if he wants to make it in time for a meeting at the agency. technically, he should already be there if he wants to keep up his track record of consistently being fifteen minutes too early.
but you start to approach him, rounding the kitchen island. there’s a narrow space between him and the slab of marble, but you slide into it like it was made for you.
he’s certain it was, from the way the tip of your nose brushes against his as you tiptoe. your tits are right fucking there, brushing against the skintight material of his suit.
there’s too much fucking fabric if you ask him, between cotton and spandex.
your grin widens, and he feels hot, the heat from his cheeks radiating.
then you whisper, still saccharine, “breakfast is ready,” before kissing him on the lips lightly. a short peck, soft in the way that promises more before you slip away, giggling in your retreat.
he huffs, watching you leave. his feet shift as he thinks.
five minutes, huh?
like hell he’s going to eat these damn pancakes for breakfast today.
#bakugo x reader#bakugo katsuki x reader#katsuki bakugo x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#ALWAYS GOING TO PUSH FOR THE BKG CLOSET PERV AGENDA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#he HAAAAAAAAATES that he feels this way BUT LIKE ALL HERO STORIES START WITH: his body moves on its own 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️#he tries to restrain it sooooo hard#but i think when youve been together a while something shifts in him#he still gets flustered!! still gets so hot and embarrassed about it!!! but i think he grows comfortable#with the idea that he /can/ act on it. that it isn’t shameful if he does.#so i think the big difference between a pining bakugo and being in a relationship w him#esp a long term one#is the fact that his reactions are still very much the same#but his actions become more proactive when he feels more secure in the relationship#and i adore the idea of a reader who loves teasing him for it#who looooves pushing his buttons#who looooooves seeing how far they can take it#and it's all fun and games and he's blushing and everything when you do it#but he gets you back so good for it. SOOOOO good. oh my god.#ok bye this was my brainrot at the gym today#rated#shotorus.bubble#bnha#katsu
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Waitwaitwait Bear! Reader with Price 🫧
Like general consensus already is that Price is a big bear of a man so imagine these two together
They're both have DILF energy. I'd think they'd get along great. Price would love to have someone who understands what it's like to be the parent figure of a group.
You two do beard care together, side by side. Your bathroom has two sinks and you're standing in front of one while he stands at the other. You help each other trim your beards, help each oil your beards.
It's all about you two helping each other and switching which one is the strong one and which one is being comforted. It works so well. You two are a well-oiled machine.
I imagine there are dates where Price is the one treating you like royalty and then there are dates where you're treating him so well. You two switch who gets to picked up and who does the picking up.
Just two men, having a rather symbiotic relationship in the way that both of you take care of each other.
#tyler's asks#tyler's inbox#Tyler answers asks#answering asks#asks#john price#captain john price#captain price#john price x male reader#john price x reader#captain john price x male reader#captain john price x reader#captain price x male reader#captain price x reader#bear!reader#call of duty#cod#cod mw2#cod mwii#call of duty modern warfare 2#Price does love being carried though#he can't carry you too well so he's going extra hard at the gym to be able to carry you without much strain#🫧 anon#:)
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uh oh! triggered some phantom trauma! (dannymanny iteration (c) nicktoonsunite)
#tigerghost#i was gonna do a little joke about the rabid ghost tucker ep and how ghost!manny would be feral#but oooogh got to go hit danny right in the My ghost existence is inextricably linked to the people i love dying 😩#meanwhile manny like Man how cool would it be if I was el GHOST tigre… we could kick SUPER ghost butt.. wrow..#i feel like the could have some fun crossover eps. finding the Tiger Spirit in the ghost zone. are the skeleton villains in ET ghosts??#if the tiger spirit is a ghost and manny channels him as ET is he technically a little bit ghost when he transforms??#also a dia de los muertos episode!! a Meet the ancestors! manny finally gets a jetpack!!!#anyways im also a gym rat manny truther danny canonically does NOT work out#meanwhile manny like (unmedicated ADHD voice) yea having superpowers but not knowing how to use them is like driving a low rider#but not knowing how to drive stick....#nicktoonsunite#el tigre#dp#also firmly believe that danny would use like Buddy and Champ as terms of endearment. thats the illinois in him (we claim him)
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Suo’s Team:
Mienshao (Partner Pokemon)
Dragonair
Mawile
Vulpix
Plusle
Suo’s another rookie taking on the Gym Challenge in the same year as Sakura, and his party is (I think) a pretty good reflection of who he is as a person. Or, anyway, who he wants people to think he is. (With the exception of Plusle but we’ll get to that in a moment)
Mienshao as his partner pokemon hit me like a slap in the face, not gonna lie. Like, it was the first concrete thing I had for him and the image of them pulling matching fighting poses would not leave my mind. So it had to happen. And if you can look me in the eye and tell me they weren’t made for each other — then we’ll duel at dawn, I guess. Bring your switch and we can go at each other in Sword/Shield.
The rest of the team is what prompted some enterprising magazine to dub him “Most Elegant Rookie,” with each one more beautiful and stylish than the last. He’s likely not interested in evolving his Dragonair at this point, and Dragonair’s more than fine with that. It gets around fine whether it’s on land, in the water, or in the air. Mawile’s a charming addition with a very literal “hidden side” so you know I had fun giving it to Suo. Vulpix is the little princess of the team, and the one Nirei dotes on the most. You can usually find it on Suo’s shoulder or cuddled in Nirei’s arms, or poking out of one of their backpacks as they travel together. It’s Suo’s youngest Pokemon, having hatched from an egg (which he obtained from winning a contest he chose to join on a whim) fairly recently.
Plusle is a match to Nirei’s Minun! They caught them together on one of Nirei’s research expeditions he asked Suo to join him on, and on the rare occasions they double battle with another set of trainers, Suo always brings his Plusle out so they can support one another. Y’know, the whole hand clapping deal, because it’s cute as fuck and was the second suo-related thing I couldn’t get out of my head.
#king’s court#wind breaker#suo hayato#pokemon: verdant winds#i had trouble with Suo’s team until I aprubtly didn’t#like it all just came to me#after I did a search for what people considered the most elegant pokemon lmao#mienshao was truly an inspired choice though it came to me like a vision#also yes nirei is a pokemon research assistant!!#I thought that was a good way of bringing in his fanboy tendencies from canon#he also def catalogs strong trainers to keep an eye on them with the same fervor he does with the pokemon he’s researching#so crossing paths with sakura still lit a fire under him#suo finds it all pretty charming tbh and he’s happy to accompany nirei anywhere he needs to go#he’s not super fussed about completing the gym challenge any time soon either so the detours are fine by him
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also like speaking of college joe'marr....one of my favorite headcanons is like, yeah, ja'marr probably hero worshiped/had a big crush on the new hot older super talented QB....but i also think joe had a very inconvenient little crush on ja'marr
like joe said himself that thought of his time at LSU as a master's/internship type program but for football instead of any real school curriculum (lol). he had just spent 3 years at OSU /not/ playing football and it was all he wanted to do. now that he had this chance at LSU he was going to buckle up and take it as seriously as possible (he took all online classes and spent as much time as he could at the facility, living and breathing football as much as possible).
so like, he did NOT plan on getting distracted by the cute freshman with the million watt smile and easy warm nature. this kid who would try to joke with him but never try to talk with him without justin or terrace around. this kid with all this god-given talent but no clue how to actually watch film and improve from it. but hey! nothing always goes 100% to plan!
#but i mean look up college freshman baby ja'marr how could joe resist tbh??#and you know the chemistry didn't quite get there until the end of ja'marr's freshman year#the very important for the Lore fiesta bowl#(where ja'marr himself said it finally clicked for him and joe)#and then came the summer of 10000 catches!! where joe and the receivers spent all summer throwing together and going to the gym#and like they're finally getting to know each other. get slightly more comfortable with each other off the field as they thrive on the fiel#and maybe the crush isn't so inconvenient anymore because it actually comes very in handy that joe is always Aware of ja'marr#and where he is and what he's doing#is ja'marr aware that joe is always Staring at him??#well i have a HC for that as well actually lol#a very clear scene in my head of justin trying to talk to joe about something during practice#and then he realizes that joe is absolutely paying no attention to him#and instead is just watching a shirtless sweating in the louisiana heat ja'marr who's laughing with terrace across the field#and justin is like 'well. that's interesting' and messes with joe about it#and DEFINITELY brings it up to ja'marr later like 'yo i think joe wants in your pants bro'#and ja'marr thinks he's just fucking around#but DOES start to notice that yeah. joe's always staring#and he just has to add that in his 'stuff to figure out about joe's expressions' folder he has stored in his brain#ANYWAY this got long but i love thinking about college joe'marr#joe'marr#nfl rpf
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~Bunny Bear Madalyn Marie ft. bunny boop
i couldn't pass up on not putting my bun in these accessories by @1-800-cuupid CC set💘Bunny Bop || VENUS💘
and fits perfectly with my naughty innocent Maddi
#ts4#ts4 simblr#ts4 screenshots#sims 4#the tribe#my sims#oc: Maddi#oc: Rafael fl0ptrait#bunny bun#also I have to say it XD maddi is thick alright 🤣🤣🤣 and no it’s not fake at all she grew up like that 🤣#I played maddi and emillie both for Highschool years mhm mhm and it was actually going to be about them but than… BUT THAN I made juju#and it was over 🤣🤣🤣 she had main character energy written all over her#she literally overpowered me and and said THIS is my fucking show alright and these are my friends 🤣🤣🤣#but anyway yeah so maddi’s mom was thickums too ya know but not like this heheheh I also think it’s because she does go work out with Rafa#yep they are a gym couple#but yeah damn I get it Rafa XD I get it#plus you are a ass man#but you also get the tiddies tooo#you are lucky you fucker and you are being a fuckhead#I wish I was just writing story but no this motherfucker while I played him was just tenseeeeeee#all the time#stressed#than he got the fear of being cheated on and I was just not having it#so him in story was truth for the most part atleast my interpretation of it XD#Kay bye thanks for coming to my ted talk in my tags
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"Cuhut it out- you guys!" "Nu-uh, not until you're all perked up first! You don't want those gym challengers meetin' with an ol' mopey leader, do ya?" "Whitney's right, dear friend. No need to hide that beautiful smile of yours, alright?~"
What it takes to cheer up Johto's beloved ghost boy 👻💕
#some incredibly self-indulgent fluff for my own sake SKJDFSNDFS#Morty was having one of Those days where the weight of his responsibilities as leader and expectations as someone meant to bring back Ho-Oh#-felt a little too heavy to handle (more so than usual)#luckily his best friends (and mayhaps crush of nearly an entire decade) are here to take a stand against his low mood 🤼#I've been having brainrot of Whitney's dynamics with these two alrighttttt they all deserve to be silly with each other#best wingman award goes to this girlie for putting up with these two's mutual pining antics for years sdkfjskjdfh#the way I see it Morty and Whitney were besties way back before they had even become leaders (with Morty being the older between them)#there were definitely rumors going around between their towns about how they're an item#when the reality is that Whitney's more focused on winning the affections of the other cute girls she hangs out with#while Morty's a repressed gay lad burdened with religious guilt SDJFHUISJDNFS /LH /LH#the second Whitney caught wind of Morty actually developing a crush on someone you just Know she was on his ass Immediately#asking about aaall the details--who he is- what he does- how he dresses- if he could even conceivably pass her standards of how a--#--fitting partner for her best friend's meant to be#to which an incredibly exasperated Morty struggles to answer because Eusine is just beyond his comprehension /affectionate#when Whitney does eventually get to meet him in person the first time she most certainly takes a jab at his fashion sense SDKJFSDFNS#BUT they do end up getting along a lot better than Morty braced for- which was a huge relief to him#it soon reaches that point where Eusine's secretly asking her for details on the things Morty likes and how to possibly impress him#all the while Morty's asking her for advice on how he could cope with his feelings when he's still unsure on whether they'd be requited#Whitney finds the whole ordeal simultaneously very funny and perhaps one of the most frustrating things imaginable SDKJFSKDNFS#enough of me yapping thouuughhhhhh I should save that for its own post 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️#pokemon tickle#gym leader morty#morty pokemon#gym leader whitney#whitney pokemon#mystery man eusine#eusine pokemon#eusine#lee!morty#ler!eusine
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"Seungmin would be SO hot if he got muscle like, can you imagine?" You would be hotter if you shut your mouth but we can't always get what we want so <3
#the amount of times ive seen this exact comment or sentiment over the past 6ish months in particular#truly pissing me off <3#like first things first- hes already handsome so if you dont see that... its fine. we all have different tastes but also be quiet <3#but like we know first hand from him that he isnt particularly interested in the gym and working out#hes not a changbin. its not his thing- he goes to keep up stamina for live shows#and the fact hes been very specific in saying so any time anyone mentions him working out and going to the gym is so like......#its kinda obvious that hes doing a polite 'please dont hassle me about getting bigger' so he makes sure to always go Its For Endurance#and yet i still see this and also. um theres other members who are muscley so why does seungmin also have to follow that route?#like if you want muscle theres people you can go look at... but also half these people cant even identify actual healthy muscle#vs. someone being so skinny that they have no fat on them and somehow think thats real muscle so like lol#its been so specifically the past half a year tho like whats that about why#its really one of those be quiet im so tired#well on the otherhand i was so stressed about my doctors appointment but now annoyance took the worries place so 🤷♀️#like its funny how X should lose weight comments are recognised for being shitty but the 'x should totally change his physique' is chill tho#like if seungmin organically of his own accord ever becomes a muscle bro bc /he/ wants that than for sure i'll be like Woo go seungmin !!#but only if he wants it. not the fans being annoying not bc of staff or beauty standards not bc of the other guys
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Cilan: I’m the oldest of the trio. It’s only proper of me to set a good example!
Skyla: *major gym leader misconduct*
Cilan: *very deep breath* I’m going to hurt someone
#gym leader cilan#gym leader skyla#my HC is that Cilan is 18 while Ash is 15 and Iris is 14#but either way-#I feel like as one of the first gyms in the Unova league the triplets are kinda hounded#in setting a good example of how Unova gyms work#so going on his first ever journey and seeing Skyla just basically abandon her duty as a gym leader and be able to do it for so long#without getting a slap on a wrist why Cilan and his brothers are more watched over by the league just snaps something in Cilan#even though he does loose he feels immense satisfaction when Skyla looses to Ash even though it also feels wrong to him#while Cilan doesn’t inform the league of the gross misconduct by the grandfathers wish to the trio#he sometimes wishes he had but that’s just a guilty thought
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Office crush was saying he was disappointed in me for not offering to do "man work" which in this instance means moving a metal cabinet down some stairs i was just the one making the plans anyways i was like well i do more manly stuff than you do so.. and he was like no you dont and i was like yes i do and he was like no you dont and i was like yes i do. anyways i dont care. Clearly.
#wtf do i need to do to earn the respect of men oh yeah gym membership protein shakes and office job and never go outside 🙄 so stupid KMS#he sees me at my nerdiest stupidest job what does he know -_-
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omfg in the end of Saiki K Live Action its pretty much implied he was going to let her have the date she worked so hard for because she had solved everything else, then the rival school delinquents attack, etc etc and when he rewinds the time to do it perfectly this time, he catches Teruhashi's coy glance his way and he exasperatedly smiles with affection. thats the only way i can describe that expression literally he looks like hes trying to hold his face in place but the smile is bursting out by force causing the awkwardness. THEY HAD THEIR DATE IN THE LIVE ACTION UNIVERSE
#mypost#saiki k#saikik#saiki k live action#saiteru#terusai#idk how to explain it but live action saiki is more into teruhashi than anime saiki#like saiki is also begrudgingly going along with her schemes but live action saiki feels like. hes actively suppressing this...#this...inclination to like her? like he almost does#hes always blankly going “i cant like someone who thinks like that” but it almost feels like playfully telling your friend theyre being evi#like “lmao ok you know what i cant be friends w you anymore ok bye”#i cant like someone like this teruhashi-san *eye roll* *lets her grab his arm and run all the way to the gym*#idk the FONDNESS is stronger to me. maybe the blank voice+ limitation of animation makes saiki look more dead#and kento yamazakis face betrays anything. like that twinkle in his eyes when she genuinely asked him if he was ok with no ulterior motive#he went O.O -.- oh yea im fine. thanks.#great acting great direction i caught every crumb
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the rituals are intricate
florida panthers @ new york islanders | 10.26.24 (x)
#gustav forsling#aaron ekblad#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2425#these rituals back to back... catmin wanted me DEAD FR FR#you think forsy “come on 5”-ed him again#so the mikksyekky bumpy ritual has been workshopped to only 2 bumpies i see im taking notes#once again its not enough ekky gets laid out on the ice for 60 minutes a game he has to get it from his teammates too#on another episode of i dont know how exactly ekky managed to convince mikksy to go all out on the bumpy ritual#but damn if he didnt do mikksy really does put his all into this very strange request#the forsyekky ritual where ekky can barely make any eyecontact with forsy#versus w mikksy where he stares into his soul to ensure hes not holding out on him strength wise#utterly fascinating coupling we have here#the dynamic is 3 farmdogs. the pyrs that stands in your way. an obstacle. and a jungle gym for the baby goats. has become one with the gras#the berner thats a little too happy to be here and in lieu of doing their job follows you around instead#like sweetheart go watch the herd with the pyrs what are you doing here i love you but im just making sure the bunnies are okay go on git#and the insane border collie that the farm is scared of because they literally vibrate when not given a job and despite being run to the#ground will still find the energy to run some more what is this thing made of oh its just a smart workaholic yeah i guess that tracks#oh the pyrs barely gives the berner the time of day for playtime because the only playing they really tolerate is from the lambs and kids#and the only one who can keep up with the berners high energy is also the insane herder who is just a vibrating string at all times. yeah.
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Togame’s Team:
Carracosta (Partner Pokemon)
Lairon
Lycanroc (Dusk)
Carkol
Cranidos
Alright, here’s my reasoning for Togame being a rock-type trainer: stamina. During the Noroshi arc, that’s the comment he gets from his opponent — he’s terrifying precisely because he just doesn’t stop. And you see it in his fight with Sakura, too; Togame could’ve kept going if he hadn’t had his epiphany mid-fight. Point being, it was a toss up between rock, ground, and steel for me, and rock won purely because it meant I could give him a turtle pokemon as a partner. Again, I had Rampardos in mind originally (the way it charges reminds me of Togame, lowered head and everything lmao), but Carracosta has it all. Rock type, revitalized fossil, and turtle. Truly a triple threat.
To elaborate a little more on the rest of his team… Lycanroc is there because anyone who’s guard dog-coded in the series (Endo, Togame, Nirei - that makes sense I promise - Hiiragi, etc.) gets a dog-like pokemon. And it’s the dusk form because I liked the mixture of light/dark imagery considering Togame’s character arc. Carkol is his one concession to the fact that the eighth gym is meant to be fire-themed (when Choji’s actually there and not wandering around like the free spirit he is), plus it’s like. Togame being the inexhaustible fuel to Choji’s fire, y’know?
Lairon’s there because I like that evolutionary line. And it fits well with the whole steadfast second in command vibe Togame’s got going on. Plus I’m pretty sure its speed is abysmal in-game.
Were Togame not a gym leader (stand in) and just a normal trainer Sakura encounters, he’d probably have this team instead: Carracosta, Torterra, Torkoal, Blastoise, Shuckle. Because turtle.
#king’s court#wind breaker#togame jo#pokemon: verdant winds#I probably had more to say but I’m tired and this was getting long already#just know he’s also a rock type trainer because he 100% pulls a Brock and leaves the gym to follow Sakura around when he finally loses#because I am weak for togasaku and I think it’s cute he’s infatuated from the get-go#also hey does anyone reading this have a pokemon they think goes with riolu?#I had the thought of togame and sakura having buddy pokemon#like tsubaki and umemiya have their exchanged applins#and you’ll see nirei and suo also have buddy-buddy pokemon#so I’m trying to keep the theme going with these two#if you aren’t into shipping I’m so sorry but I’m incapable of making a story without romance on some level#if it helps I mostly keep things low key unless the romance is like. the reason FOR the story#anyway#I know the poll is ongoing but I’ll just these in the order of who’s winning right now#which means suo is next!!
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the next episode is the one where they tried to force a love triangle between ash, misty and a grown ass man. great.
#bwark#anipoke lb#like tbf it's obvious that misty's attraction to this guy is one-sided but like. why didn't he shut her down...#also they repeat the love triangle thing with the next orange island gym but that guy is at least the same age#why the hell does this episode need to do that when they're going to do the exact same thing but actually age appropriate in a few episodes#like ik the orange islands is the p0keshipping season but sorry i do not care for the ship at all and i already hate love triangles so im#going to get nothing out of episodes like this
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Okay I know in canon Zeke went to Eden and immediately got a haircut and abs, but counter concept: I know better and neither of those things happened. Zeke went to Eden to get hairties and nothing else.
#blood of eden series#bloodofeden#I KNOW THE TRUTH AND ZEKE DOES NOT HAVE ABS#I ACCEPT HIM GETTING TALL I DO NOT ACCEPT HIM GETTING BUFF#seriously he got into an environment with an excess of food for the first time#his first instinct isn’t going to be to hit the gym it would be to eat as much as possible#Ezekiel Crosse
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🗣do not do these things☝️this is💯retarded
#this is absolutely not what he or anyone else does to get or stay bulked#baseline gym rule: if youre going to do a dumbbell curl. do a dumbbell curl. if youre going to squats or lunges. do squats or lunges.#if youre going to be doing some bullshit reverse lunge curl squat press dumbbell burpees you saw on social media:#youre going to be too busy focusing on balancing whatever the fuck all that even is to be maintaining proper form or targeting the#muscles you're trying to build.#TLDR either hit the bench press or go find a damn jazzercise class#i don't follow this guy its just that my phone knows i be googling lifting info n was like Hey Look At Chris Hemsworth's Bullshit Routine
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