#(hate that man)

[funkyplantguy]

lord take these cramps and give them to bdoubleo100

[princess-pine-cone]

[clancysstole]

happy birthday, twinkatron5000 (pictured right)

[lamiue]

I was looking for Josh's monologue from the last episode so I could write a scene. In order to find the scene, I had to search on YouTube. Since it was kinda Temu related scene, I logged out of my account so I wouldn't get buckxtemu videos recommended. And I think that sums me up as a person🙏🏻

[boysdivison]

being a fall out boy fan for 10+ years is so funny cause its like: pete wentz....? yeah. love that guy. hate his guts tho *lights cigarette*

[the-real-hank-green]

Fluttercord shippers DNI!!!! [SERIOUS]

Flutter shy is a femme lesbian with a bright future in animal care and conservation and she’s just supposed to throw that away to be some housewife to that dusty, old, and out of his prime magician??!? Get the fuck out, it’s deplorable that you guys support that creepy old man sniffing around young girls.

[concretesweetner]

Needing a reference to draw dust is embarrassing BRO HIS HEAD IS JUST A BLACK RECTANGULAR VOID WHY IS THIS SHIT SO DIFFICULT

[causenessus]

news with ness time <3333333

just so u all know at like any time of the day i have 50 tumblr drafts saved in my head and mainly they're just random things i want to say like let me tell u guys... i've been asked to return back to my high school to stage manage their musical because after my year left they were literally hopeless 💀 like it's so bad my director is so done with them he's literally announced he's retiring in a few years and is also hiring someone else to direct the musical and they were not about to deal with another student stage manager for the musical after last year (💀💀💀💀💀💀) so i'm gonna do it 😭 BUT OMG I'M BURNT OUT TOO BRO I'M SO TIRED I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH THE LITTLE KID THAT TOOK OVER LIGHTS FOR ME BC HE SUCKS MAJORLY AND HAS SUCH A SUPERORITY COMPLEX LIKE I COULD GO ON AND ON ABOUT HIM UGH THERE'S SO MUCH LORE TO THAT I'LL DELVE INTO IT AGAIN ANOTHER TIME but like it's gonna be in november....so i have to start thinking about it soon 😭😭😭 and how do i tell my directors my brain has literally been consumed by fic writings and i cannot sit at my computer and watch a recording of the musical so i know wtf is going on BECAUSE I WANT TO WRITE AAA september and novemeber are gonna be rough guys that's all i can say

i literally cannot tell if i accidentally professed my undying love for mo in someone's post or if tumblr tried to silence me but i'm sorry if it was the former

WYR I'M SORRY I FORGOT TO SEND U A TEASER FOR LOVE NOTES IF U SEE THIS DM ME I WILL SEND IT NOW (or anyone else i will gladly share with u a teaser <3)

my brain is SO backed up rn but also i think i'm officially closing my 1k followers event 😭😭 200 followers later LMAOO sorry i kept it open so long i didn't even think about it. so i'll finish what prompts i have going on rn and i think that'll be it!! and if someone sends in any more requests i'll def still write them <3 but just so u guys don't think i'm stupid

if matcha lattes were water i'd be the most hydrated person ever. thank u. that's it

[toovaeloe]

Is it just me or it’s soooooooo hard to find good Choso headcanons and character analysis thats actually lines up with his character.😖 do you have any recommendations. Please save meeeee 🥺

anon you’re sooooo right!!!!! 🤍

gonna talk about it a little now, sorry

these are all my opinions/ just straight up yap so beware

He is deeeefffinitely one of the characters very prone to mischaracterizations (but what character isn’t honestly😭)

I feel like a lot of the time Choso gets over infantilized? If that makes sense. am I all for socially awkward Choso? Yes. Emo or grunge? Cool, love that. Loser failboy Choso? Pry him from my cold dead hands. I love seeing the different ways he’s interpreted

but why do people headcanon him as like…not knowing what humans are? Or basic human anatomy?? like he is in a human body currently and has its memories (?) he’s been human 150 years ago I think

Not only that but I feel like a lot of the times he’s made out to be super shy👖 and a pushover which nothing wrong with that but I just can’t see 😭 like this guy? The guy making all these ugly grunty scowl faces and risking his life entirely for the sake of his brotherss?? fr?

he seems more reserved to me but not ashamed,, and definitely not gonna hesitate to make a bitch kiss the curb if they look at someone he cares about the wrong way

my opinion though Ü I’m also a hypocrite too because again I love every interpretation of him (unless, again, it’s creepy and treating him like a child) and am super guilty of making him ooc at times. I like to have fun

sorry for the yap

sadly off the top of my head I don’t know many good Choso hcs/analysis that I can grab for you just one 😭 sorry

I reeaaaallly really love @vallification’s portrayals of him and the way she writes him (and just writes in general) is 🤌

Her SMAU w/ him is sososo good and funny plus there’s several parts to it

and her analysis of choso’s sun moon and rising signs is really really accurate imo

i love🤍😋

but tbh if you just look under the Choso headcanons tag and go to recents you’re bound to run into so many talented writers and amazingly creative and good hcs left and right

🤍☁️🤍

[frownyalfred]

I think Chris Pratt works great for DC’s Hal Jordan because I feel the urge to punch him in the face even though he didn’t say anything. That’s peak Hal Jordan charisma right there.

[nanistar]

What are your thoughts on Rootspring, and/or Alderheart? I personally despise both of them…

Alderheart mainly because of the fact that he was written just SO blatantly to push Sparkpelt, who *very clearly should’ve gotten his arc*, to the sidelines, and also because of how blatantly wrong fanon interpretation of him is. His anxiety? Gone by the second book of the arc. He’s not interesting, he’s not realistic, he’s just… generic tom that the writing of she-cats around him bends to his whim for. I also dislike Twigbranch and Violetshine, though, but to a much lesser extent - with them, it just feels as if their writing is incoherent and all over the place.

Rootspring because of how much he derailed Bristlefrost’s arc, AND also because of the fact that Needleclaw isn’t even allowed to *be a character in her own right* because Rootspring is apparently just *that special*. I find him to be kind of an uncomfortable protagonist, too, because he doesn’t seem to take ‘no’ for an answer with Bristlefrost, and pressures her to like him back… and is rewarded for that by her eventually reciprocating, apparently. The fact that Bristlefrost’s death involved her thinking of becoming a mother and wife to him was just a big misogynistic cherry on top, considering that *was never something she wanted prior to this*! She wanted to help her clan, her family… making her sacrifice about loser sadboy Rootspring just felt like a spit in the face at that point. I love Bristlefrost, but she was done dirty in the latter half of the arc…

yeah, i mean. you pretty much summed it up.

i don't like either of them but i think i dislike alderheart even more just because i hated that whole arc.

despite my love for sparkpelt, by biggest issue with him is that his ineptitude caused sandstorm to die. she went on the journey to find skyclan with him and then nicked her shoulder on a fence and died of infection because he couldn't remember the herb... makes me SO angry. sandstorm was one of the best cats, and she couldn't even be buried with her family. squirrelflight and leafpool don't get to say goodbye. she should have died at home surrounded by loved ones, or she should have died in battle despite being an elder because that's what she would have wanted.

the worst part is he didn't even grow from it. he's like oh sad i killed my grandma for like 30 minutes and then literally never thinks of her again. he should have fully devoted himself to his studies and poured himself into his work memorizing ever plant by taste, scent and sight. he should have specialized in infection and learned to detect it long before any other med cat. and then he should have asked to be named alderstorm in honor of his grandma so he could always remember her sacrifice for him and for skyclan.

[obsessive-clusterfuck]

Really traumatised by denethor eating rn. Can’t keep that disgusting image out of my mind. That tomato squirt. Crying.

[sunrizef1]

Somebody crush checo perez

[limielle]

nothing makes me more mad than when david gaider tweets lmfaoooo

[zildpilled]

There's too many things going on in BSD and I'm starting to believe Kafka is just writing for fan satisfaction rather, the Fyodor-arc or whatever it is should've ended already.

[taylors-a-goblin]

I'm not saying we should go around shooting people. Guns are bad. I'm just saying that I wish this incident would scare him out of running. And I wish this attempt would actually affect the way that he views gun control. It won't, but I wish it would.

And I'm sure it's just going to make people more rabid in their support of him, and that sucks so much. Already imagining the Jesus-esque fanart of him with blood on his face that his base will soon be posting. Terrible stuff.