#I hate Fluttercord
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Fluttercord shippers DNI!!!! [SERIOUS]
Flutter shy is a femme lesbian with a bright future in animal care and conservation and she’s just supposed to throw that away to be some housewife to that dusty, old, and out of his prime magician??!? Get the fuck out, it’s deplorable that you guys support that creepy old man sniffing around young girls.
#fluttercord hate#I hate Fluttercord#discord is gross#hate that man#text post#dni list#my little pony#MLP
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my stomach hurts hes so cute
#wife#who said that#i fuvking hate him omggggg#whatever i don’t care#discord mlp#mlp discord#mlp#fluttercord#🫧
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fluttershy and her normalest wife
#i LOVE THEMMMM#the weird yuri everrrr i dont care i dont care you can never make me hate them theyre married and in love lalalalalalalala#also YAY now my exams for this month are over i have time for art !! so i decided to be self indulgent as ive been rewatching mlp#fluttercord#fluttershy#discord mlp#fluttershy x discord#mlp redesign#mlp#my little pony#my little pony fanart#mlp gen 4#mlp fanart#fanart#art
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Against The Kitchen Floor Discord AMV
#they hate me for my will wood my little pony swag. i have like 3 more other ww mlp amvs ..#video#mlp#my little pony friendship is magic#my little pony#my little pony fim#mlp fim#mlp discord#discord mlp#fluttershy#fluttershy mlp#mlp fluttershy#discord#fluttercord#will wood#against the kitchen floor#hehehehe
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how m/f pairings should be written V.S how they shouldn't-
#shitposts#starco#stevonnie#twiyor#ships#svtfoe#steven universe#spy x family#miraculous ladybug#saltadrienette#no hate to those who ship adrienette and starco#but you can't deny how forced they are#I could've included fluttercord but I dunno if it's stated canon or nah#it's implied but still not sure#huntlow#the owl house
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You wouldn't get it I'm literally a pinkycord shipper in a fluttershy x discord world...
#pinkycord#literally looked up that tag and it was empty#can't look up x discord ANYTHING anywhere without it giving just fluttershy#this isn't even to hate on fluttercord#Pinky pie x discord#pinky pie#discord#mlp#maybe if i try looking up x Celesta i think that one was a lil popular but that's like it#forgot to add this is a HALF JOKE! I'm not being genuinely “ugh you wouldn't understand”
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hc that in human-AU discord is still a draconequus. translation is in id!
#first time writing an id did i do good#mlpfim#mlp fim#mlp#mlp fluttershy#fluttercord#mlp discord#discord#drew this on my phone bc my light constantly goes off bc of ru🥺#blowing things i hate with the power of my mind#i wanna draw fluttercord........#укртумбочка#я їх люблю дуже сильно
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I've been rlly artblocked recently so I decided to make my OCs in pony town!! First three are fankids but Ruff's her own thing
Lackadaisy - fluttercord
Midnight Sky - startrix
Zap Apple - appledash
#mlp#pony town#fankid#fankids#mlp fankid#mlp fankids#lackadaisy#midnight sky#zap apple#diamond ruff#fluttercord#startrix#appledash#mlp oc#<- idk what I'm doing I'm just tagging stuff#ocs#Lackadaisy's got a gator body + a dragon tail#alongside a deer right leg + a cat left leg and pronghorn horns#Midnight has. Issues. Destiny is a bitch to this specific guy#Zap Apple's just a farm butch who inherited Dash's lazy streak. I've posted about her before I think#Ruff is a pegasus-dragon!!! And also hates everyone except Zap
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one of the WORST things i see in fandom/ship discourse is when people say "straight ships just dont sit right with me.." like hey.. what do u mean by that.
ESPECIALLY if we're talking about GIRLS who EXCLUSIVELY like mlm ships... i dont care what you say, i think youre fetishizing gay men and youre weird for this. (same thing with guys who exclusively ship wlw but i see that less in fandoms.)
but then, on the other side of this we get people calling them "heterophobic.." NOOOO THAT ISNT REAL IM LITERALLY RIPPING MY HAIR OUT THAT IS NOT A THING.
its not "straightphobic," in fact its literally more homophobic than anything (do not deny that its super fetishy, we all know that its fetishization so dont play dumb..)
(im not saying u have to ship straight ships btw i literally dont care, ship what u want, im SPECIFICALLY talking about people who hate on them, call them toxic because theyre straight, comment on every post that their gay ship is better, etc.. generally just people who are super annoying and fetishy about it. not just people who ship what they ship.. the thing im talking about is basically watered down fujoshis..)
#this happens in EVERY fandom#its inevitable i think.. but im tired of seeing it#lemme tag some of the fandoms im thinking about sorry u can ignore this post lol#pjsk#project sekai#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#any anime actually#EVERY anime actually..#im not going to tag mlp because i think it deserves to be untainted by this#HOWEVER.. i have seen people do this about fluttercord and pinkie pie x cheese sandwich#mfs act like the ponies having semi-canon husbands and canon baby daddies makes them homophobic#because they 'ruined' the gay ships#SHUT UP OH MY GOD#they didnt ruin anything i hate ship discourse ur literally weird#just cuz ur ship isnt canon doesnt mean u have to stop shipping it#i love twipie!! it will never be canon and I DONT CARE!!#tloz#the legend of zelda#lemme elaborate on that one#i see lots of people hc link as transmasc (lovely hc) and then say that that makes zelink a non-straight ship#hey buddy. thats literally transphobic. whats wrong with u.#sorry for posting discourse again im just bein silly
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since on im on the path of ships I despise, here's a more directly canon one: CHEESE AND PINKIE PIE!! every time I see the two being married with I kid I go "LALALALALALALAL I CANT HEAR U LLLLALALALALA" not that its creepy or anything I just fucking hate it. and yeah, it was a baller move of weird al to make his fucking ponysona canon to marry one of the characters, fucking hilarious, but also, my heart bleeds for twipie. so lil cheese does not exist LALALALALALALLALALALA I CANT HEAR U!!
#god FUCK I hate pinkiexcheese or whatever their dumbass ship name is#same with FLUTTERCORD another reason I don't like it is cause my heart bleeds for flutterdash (the better Fluttershy ship)#mlp#if you hate this opinion#seethe#die#flutterdash#flutterdash for life#fluttercord still sucks#twipie#twipie for life
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Can we maybe stop harassing and ridiculing people for the type of fiction they consume? Like, don't insult people for what they like even if it's no one specific, don't insult them over head canons, don't insult them for liking something you don't, don't insult them for shipping something you don't like, don't insult them period.
It's really weird and honestly incredibly annoying. Like, care about real issues maybe? Care about a real person or real situation? Block the stuff you don't like? Stop bringing up the stuff you don't like?
What's so addictive about being a nuisance and a hater? Being kind is free.
I've made the mistake of being a shitty fan and I've since realized that it hurts real living people that don't actually do anything wrong and I'm trying to get better at being kinder. It's not hard to be mean, but it's so much easier to just ignore the stuff you hate and move on.
#vent#seriously it's so fucking annoying to see constant hate for something harmless#Like - no body actually cares that in Bride of Discord applejack and spike had a crush on each other and (1)#(2) Fluttershy was in an arranged marriage with Discord. the fic is still fucking amazing and the author isn't actually a horrible person#i hope...#no one who read that fic thinks abuse or grooming or gaslighting is ok#everyone who read that fic just thought about how in character it all was and how cute fluttercord is#i fucking love fluttercord no one is dissing that shit around me#fluttershy literally fixed him and you're just finna ignore that because 'oh so toxic 😡😡😡' like shut up#that's hiw their relationship was!
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Pinkie Pie has the best taste in stallions out of all her friends, she hit the jackpot with Weird Al’s ponysona while the rest of her friends’ guy crushes include
Flash Sentry
Prince Blueblood
Trenderhoof
Wind Rider
Discord
#no hate to flash sentry#he’s just boring at worst#and I know discord isn’t a canon crush#fluttercord was just debatably implied#and he has good traits#but the rest of these guys SUCK#wtf were these girls thinking#mostly rarity and rainbow dash#gushing over shitty celebrity men#KindsThoughts#my little pony#mlp fim#mlp g4
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Speaking of ships I wouldn't ship, I probably wouldn't ship fluttercord.
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tumblr please i am not a fluttercord shipper why do you think i am a fluttercord shipper
#no hate to fluttercord shippers#just confused since i never interact with the art#but it's everywhere on my dash???
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okay no cuz why is every kinich ship valid smh
TW: LONG ASS RAMBLING BUT FUNNY SILLY CUTSIE I PROMISE
kinlani is kinlani. like omg have you seen them: sunshine social butterfly girlfriend and her introverted moon boyfriend that she loves unconditionally. And it's a new concept for her once abused boyfriend who thinks everything comes at a cost: who gets confused when Mualani just loves him without asking for anything in return and he just loves it so much it makes him weak for her; he'd do anything for her without asking for payment like he does with anyone else because she helped him heal and she's his darling little wife who he'd do anything for.
ajawnich (ajaw with the ability to go into human form because seriously. we NEED human ajaw in more ways than one) is your typical doomed mortal x immortal tragedy in which a dragon who is new to human emotions and thinks lowly of humans slowly starts to understand humanity over the years with his infuriating yet kind human companion. Both are emotionally constipated fools; Ajaw pining like a lovesick idiot because he's supposed to hate his companion and want him dead but when that day of death finally comes, Ajaw feels no joy or happiness: just empty as he looks himself in the mirror, touching his face, or, well, Kinich's face.
oronich (idk the ship name, but also it exists lol) is two characters who are seen somewhat as outsiders by their own tribes: Kinich, while loved by most of the children, has a negative reputation for his job while Ororon is seen as a problem child and cast out of society. The two ostracised characters coming together in a doomed "we're kinda similar, aren't we?" Eddie Munson and Chrissy Cunningham style (from stranger things, sorry chat) and forming an unexpected yet wholesome and definitely welcome bond with each other (they'd tend to their garden together).
lynich (a rarepair!! a popular rarepair is a miracle honestly) is two traumatized boys, the flirt and the flustered. One who speaks the truth outright, and one who's every word is a lie. One who thinks everything comes at a price, and one who thinks everything is a trick. When Lyney tells Kinich about his connections with the Fatui, Kinich isn't mad, surprised, but not mad. How could he be? When he knows why Lyney joined? He accepts him with open arms, Weighing the costs, befriending a member of the Fatui would most likely leave him out of their shadier affairs since Lyney would never harm him, right? Right. Even when Lyney succeeds Arlecchino, Even when he becomes a harbinger, even after everything: they're together, despite all the complications there are.
basically yeah. every kinich ship is valid rn. those are the popular ones at least-(ororon and kinich is not popular but it has more content than any others I've seen and ppl actually talked abt it at one point so it's being included)
citlali and kinich is being excluded bcz that's p3d0philia: fanbase, that was your lesson for shipping characters before we even know anything about them/before they're even released smh (/lh lololol)
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to my unfortunate realization: kinlani is poppy and branch smh (singing killed his father and made his mother run away, okay). They're basically every cliche quiet boy and cliche loud girl duo ever in history and they have that absolutely based opposite aesthetic duo vibe going on and it's wonderful i love them to bits and pieces chat.
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ajawnich is princess and the frog in which ajaw turns into a pixel dragon instead of a frog, or beauty and the beast in which ajaw's seal is the rose curse thingie, or both. or fluttercord, cant forget fluttercord. or billford, cant forget billford either. take your pick with them honestly.
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oronich is chrissy and eddie, could also see it being christine and raoul from phantom of the opera in which ajaw is the phantom, kinich is christine, and ororon is raoul.
(wait that's genius, im a fucking genius chat. someone make that an AU and credit me right NEEEEOW.)
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and lynich is kinda just there i dont really know anything else to compare it to but it's giving that one scene in tom and jerry where it's like: "I love you. *smothers in kisses* Why, you set my soul on fire. *smothers in kisses* It is not just a little spark. It is a flame; a big roaring flame. I can feel it now *smothers in kisses*" (the person doing the kissing and talking is lyney in case you couldn't tell LMAOOAO)
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anyways yeah
basically kinich harem i guess
i love being a multishipper because i can collect ships like a bitch and fawn over so many a time whenever i want >:3
also i love the whiplash between some of these: like kinlani and oronich were so wholesome and then you have AUGHHGHG angst with lynich and ajawnich smh.
sorry for rambling lmao but yeah
#genshin impact#genshin#genshin fanfic#you could count it#rare ship#rarepair#kinlani#kinilani#kinich x mualani#mualani x kinich#ajawnich#ajaw x kinich#kinich x ajaw#原神#ア��キィ#ororon x kinich#kinich x ororon#kinich x lyney#lyney x kinich#pixelshark#magicpixel#kinich#mualani#k'uhul ajaw#genshin ajaw#ororon#lyney#etc etc#drabble#yippee
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So y’all fw EVEN MORE Mr. Puzzles hcs?
Cause I got some :}
tbh I feel like Puzzles get’s too babied in the fandom. A lot of people forget that he’s kind of an asshole, and takes a long time to warm up to people. However, once he realizes how he feels and is willing to reach out more, things get a lot better.
It’d probably be really awkward more than anything else. He wouldn’t understand relationship stuff and you’d have to explain things to him, which would kill the tension for a bit. However, he makes a huge effort trying to be a good partner.
Puzzles wants a relationship (platonic or romantic) but doesn’t want to be fixed/helped. He likes the attention and having a permanent audience.
If anyone here knows Guilty Gear, you guys would probably be like A.B.A and Paracelsus, where the two of you would get into a relationship out of needing something from the other rather than for genuine interests (Him wanting someone to control and you wanting to fix him (or make him worse)) (Yes, this is a callout post for all of us, me included). It would take a while for the both of you to finally realize that your goals are what is harming the relationship from going further, and it takes a while to overcome that boundary. But once you guys do, it’s much easier to work together.
If your relationship is in the real world, he’d probably get annoyed with you more often than not during the beginning. Nothing that would make him lose it, but enough that he’d need to take a moment to readjust. Picture him dealing with Mario’s antics in the gameshow episode without going crazy, as well as him talking to Boopkins during the Price is Right Segment.
Bottom.
He’ll let you kiss his screen but the moment you aren’t looking he’s wiping that shit off. Not because he doesn’t like it, in fact he loves how much you wanna kiss him and give him attention, but it’s a ocd/texture thing; he can’t handle feeling dirty in any way.
When he blushes, it’s like screen-burn (when a static/unmoving image burns into the screen for long periods of time). If he’s blushed in the past 30 mins, you can still slightly see it up close.
His love languages is gift giving and acts of service. He also loves literally everything except gift because you’d be the greatest gift (plus he’s personally not a material-wealth kinda guy. Leave the gift-giving to him).
Doesn’t have a type/isn’t picky. Anyone who’s willing to give him attention, he’ll love.
He hasn’t genuinely laughed at something in years. He’s seen all the comedy shows and knows all the tropes so much that nothing gets to him anymore. You might make him chuckle or smirk but his goal is to make you smile and laugh. If you do laugh at his jokes, it warms his heart a lot. However, he can tell if a laugh is forced/fake, and will call you out on it if he’s not in a good mood.
Whether you like it or not, you pretty much can’t leave him alone once the two of you are official. If he needs some kind of comfort, he’s latching onto you. If you’re far away, he’ll either make the journey to see you or will call you every ten minutes
Hates modern phones and can’t text for shit. The gloves DO NOT help at all. He’ll just call you if he wants to talk to you, but the two of you are usually together so there’s no need.
Literally just unhindged Fluttercord.
A Two-for-one deal: a partner and a white noise machine lol.
Tastes like battery acid. I will not elaborate further.
His memories are like recordings that he can display on his screen, but he rarely does. If he falls asleep and dreams about memories of you, he might display them like that one scene of Pearl sleeping in Steven Universe.
Loves coordinating and matching outfits, but he’ll literally wear the same thing so he likes it when you coordinate with him, really.
Fr tho he is totally a bottom, but he’s overall more of a switch. If he has control over the situation, he’ll make sure everything goes flawlessly. However, if you make him go off-script and cause him to fumble, you can easily take over.
Now these ones are specifically horror movie/show based from a request last post!
He’s okay with slasher movies, but hates the amount of unnecessary stuff like the swearing and sex. All cheep tactics to the the audience interested.
Hates phycological horror. Respects it, but hates it. Partially because he’s in minor denial of what he puts his actors through (he knows and accepts that’s he’s brainwashing people and controlling them, but he often justifies if for his sake).
Likes watching some horror movies because a lot of actors started with horror and got bigger because of it.
Truthfully, he’s a little traumatized from horror movies after staying up late one night to watch night television and adult shows as a kid. When a horror movie started playing, he forced himself to watch the whole thing and had nightmares about it months after. He overall tries to avoid horror.
If you guys are in a relationship and you wanna watch a horror movie, he’ll be hesitant. As you set it up, he’d also try to switch the movie and distract you, which fails. “Well, I mean, if you insist. Oh- but how about this other movie! It’s excellent, and the bonus features are so interesting!”
If you call him out for it, he’d apologies and admit he’s not a fan of horror. You could totally tease him, saying that “there’s no such thing as monster” and that you’re there to protect him if something goes bump in the night, and he’ll get offended and would watch the movie JUST to prove that he isn’t afraid.
He’d be shaking by the 30 min mark, over-dramatically reacting to everything. This could be for 1 of 2 things:
1. He’s genuinely terrified and the suspense is killing him. He’s curled up on the couch with his manic smile waiting for SOMETHING to happen, but nothing’s happening yet, so why’s THE MUSIC GETTING LOUDER?!?!?! You could scare him with a poke or a loud noise, which would cause him to basically skyrocket to the ceiling in fear, or you could gently take his hand and cuddle with him, which he’d immediately grab onto you and squeeze you the entire movie.
2. The acting is horrible and nothing makes sense. If the fear isn’t good enough to captivate him, he’s sprawled out on the couch and complaining the whole time. It’s almost funny how passionate he is about it, if not for the fact that you just wanna watch a movie. You could shush him, but he’ll just go back to talking in the next 5 minutes.
As for the theatre, you kinda can’t take him regardless of what’s playing, mainly because of his screen. He can’t dim it, and he’s already a beacon of light in dim rooms, so the theatre is a no go. He doesn’t mind, as he obviously prefer television. However, if you’re willing to drive and watch them, he’s fine with drive-in theatres. They remind him of his childhood, and it give him a reason to cuddle with you.
Only major downside of a drive-in is all the bugs sticking to his screen in the night, which he’d freak out about. He’d drench himself with so much bug repellent that he’d stink of chemicals.
Here’s a bunch of relationship hcs! Tried to make them mostly interchangeable between romantic and platonic relationships. I’ll continue to cook up more headcanons but I may or may not be working on a fic of my own, inspired by all the amazing writing I’ve been reading from the fandom. Til then, I’ll continue posting here! Questions/comments/suggestions are greatly appreciated. Thanks and have a great day!
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