#I hate Fluttercord

[the-real-hank-green]

Fluttercord shippers DNI!!!! [SERIOUS]

Flutter shy is a femme lesbian with a bright future in animal care and conservation and she’s just supposed to throw that away to be some housewife to that dusty, old, and out of his prime magician??!? Get the fuck out, it’s deplorable that you guys support that creepy old man sniffing around young girls.

[ladydisharmony]

my stomach hurts hes so cute

[mayhasopinions]

fluttershy and her normalest wife

[fearcicada]

Against The Kitchen Floor Discord AMV

[holeyshirtwhoa]

how m/f pairings should be written V.S how they shouldn't-

[theghostbunnie]

You wouldn't get it I'm literally a pinkycord shipper in a fluttershy x discord world...

[fernsensei]

hc that in human-AU discord is still a draconequus. translation is in id!

[deejayponethree]

I've been rlly artblocked recently so I decided to make my OCs in pony town!! First three are fankids but Ruff's her own thing

Lackadaisy - fluttercord

Midnight Sky - startrix

Zap Apple - appledash

[oceanwithouthermoon]

one of the WORST things i see in fandom/ship discourse is when people say "straight ships just dont sit right with me.." like hey.. what do u mean by that.

ESPECIALLY if we're talking about GIRLS who EXCLUSIVELY like mlm ships... i dont care what you say, i think youre fetishizing gay men and youre weird for this. (same thing with guys who exclusively ship wlw but i see that less in fandoms.)

but then, on the other side of this we get people calling them "heterophobic.." NOOOO THAT ISNT REAL IM LITERALLY RIPPING MY HAIR OUT THAT IS NOT A THING.

its not "straightphobic," in fact its literally more homophobic than anything (do not deny that its super fetishy, we all know that its fetishization so dont play dumb..)

(im not saying u have to ship straight ships btw i literally dont care, ship what u want, im SPECIFICALLY talking about people who hate on them, call them toxic because theyre straight, comment on every post that their gay ship is better, etc.. generally just people who are super annoying and fetishy about it. not just people who ship what they ship.. the thing im talking about is basically watered down fujoshis..)

[octozay]

since on im on the path of ships I despise, here's a more directly canon one: CHEESE AND PINKIE PIE!! every time I see the two being married with I kid I go "LALALALALALALAL I CANT HEAR U LLLLALALALALA" not that its creepy or anything I just fucking hate it. and yeah, it was a baller move of weird al to make his fucking ponysona canon to marry one of the characters, fucking hilarious, but also, my heart bleeds for twipie. so lil cheese does not exist LALALALALALALLALALALA I CANT HEAR U!!

[enemyoflactose]

Can we maybe stop harassing and ridiculing people for the type of fiction they consume? Like, don't insult people for what they like even if it's no one specific, don't insult them over head canons, don't insult them for liking something you don't, don't insult them for shipping something you don't like, don't insult them period.

It's really weird and honestly incredibly annoying. Like, care about real issues maybe? Care about a real person or real situation? Block the stuff you don't like? Stop bringing up the stuff you don't like?

What's so addictive about being a nuisance and a hater? Being kind is free.

I've made the mistake of being a shitty fan and I've since realized that it hurts real living people that don't actually do anything wrong and I'm trying to get better at being kinder. It's not hard to be mean, but it's so much easier to just ignore the stuff you hate and move on.

[kindheart525]

Pinkie Pie has the best taste in stallions out of all her friends, she hit the jackpot with Weird Al’s ponysona while the rest of her friends’ guy crushes include

Flash Sentry

Prince Blueblood

Trenderhoof

Wind Rider

Discord

[civicmuses]

Speaking of ships I wouldn't ship, I probably wouldn't ship fluttercord.

[welcome-to-clouds-cuckooland]

tumblr please i am not a fluttercord shipper why do you think i am a fluttercord shipper

[blahaj-enjoyer-1]

I literally thought about it, and blew a heavy sigh at this

Oh my god…

Both have a yellow one who is sweet and so in love with the chaotic worm like creature that is or was a god

I am going to SCREAM…!

My theory is that LeshyCat is popular in the way it is because of Fluttercord.

Fluttercord walked so LeshyCat could run.

If asked I will elaborate.

[mukimokai]

okay no cuz why is every kinich ship valid smh

TW: LONG ASS RAMBLING BUT FUNNY SILLY CUTSIE I PROMISE

kinlani is kinlani. like omg have you seen them: sunshine social butterfly girlfriend and her introverted moon boyfriend that she loves unconditionally. And it's a new concept for her once abused boyfriend who thinks everything comes at a cost: who gets confused when Mualani just loves him without asking for anything in return and he just loves it so much it makes him weak for her; he'd do anything for her without asking for payment like he does with anyone else because she helped him heal and she's his darling little wife who he'd do anything for.

ajawnich (ajaw with the ability to go into human form because seriously. we NEED human ajaw in more ways than one) is your typical doomed mortal x immortal tragedy in which a dragon who is new to human emotions and thinks lowly of humans slowly starts to understand humanity over the years with his infuriating yet kind human companion. Both are emotionally constipated fools; Ajaw pining like a lovesick idiot because he's supposed to hate his companion and want him dead but when that day of death finally comes, Ajaw feels no joy or happiness: just empty as he looks himself in the mirror, touching his face, or, well, Kinich's face.

oronich (idk the ship name, but also it exists lol) is two characters who are seen somewhat as outsiders by their own tribes: Kinich, while loved by most of the children, has a negative reputation for his job while Ororon is seen as a problem child and cast out of society. The two ostracised characters coming together in a doomed "we're kinda similar, aren't we?" Eddie Munson and Chrissy Cunningham style (from stranger things, sorry chat) and forming an unexpected yet wholesome and definitely welcome bond with each other (they'd tend to their garden together).

lynich (a rarepair!! a popular rarepair is a miracle honestly) is two traumatized boys, the flirt and the flustered. One who speaks the truth outright, and one who's every word is a lie. One who thinks everything comes at a price, and one who thinks everything is a trick. When Lyney tells Kinich about his connections with the Fatui, Kinich isn't mad, surprised, but not mad. How could he be? When he knows why Lyney joined? He accepts him with open arms, Weighing the costs, befriending a member of the Fatui would most likely leave him out of their shadier affairs since Lyney would never harm him, right? Right. Even when Lyney succeeds Arlecchino, Even when he becomes a harbinger, even after everything: they're together, despite all the complications there are.

basically yeah. every kinich ship is valid rn. those are the popular ones at least-(ororon and kinich is not popular but it has more content than any others I've seen and ppl actually talked abt it at one point so it's being included)

citlali and kinich is being excluded bcz that's p3d0philia: fanbase, that was your lesson for shipping characters before we even know anything about them/before they're even released smh (/lh lololol)

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to my unfortunate realization: kinlani is poppy and branch smh (singing killed his father and made his mother run away, okay). They're basically every cliche quiet boy and cliche loud girl duo ever in history and they have that absolutely based opposite aesthetic duo vibe going on and it's wonderful i love them to bits and pieces chat.

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ajawnich is princess and the frog in which ajaw turns into a pixel dragon instead of a frog, or beauty and the beast in which ajaw's seal is the rose curse thingie, or both. or fluttercord, cant forget fluttercord. or billford, cant forget billford either. take your pick with them honestly.

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oronich is chrissy and eddie, could also see it being christine and raoul from phantom of the opera in which ajaw is the phantom, kinich is christine, and ororon is raoul.

(wait that's genius, im a fucking genius chat. someone make that an AU and credit me right NEEEEOW.)

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and lynich is kinda just there i dont really know anything else to compare it to but it's giving that one scene in tom and jerry where it's like: "I love you. *smothers in kisses* Why, you set my soul on fire. *smothers in kisses* It is not just a little spark. It is a flame; a big roaring flame. I can feel it now *smothers in kisses*" (the person doing the kissing and talking is lyney in case you couldn't tell LMAOOAO)

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anyways yeah

basically kinich harem i guess

i love being a multishipper because i can collect ships like a bitch and fawn over so many a time whenever i want >:3

also i love the whiplash between some of these: like kinlani and oronich were so wholesome and then you have AUGHHGHG angst with lynich and ajawnich smh.

sorry for rambling lmao but yeah