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chaotixcx Ā· 2 months ago
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Bee wants that cookie so badly but the cookie has commitment issues
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goldcleaver Ā· 2 months ago
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what in the Yearning is this
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poorly-drawn-mdzs Ā· 3 months ago
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A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.
(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)
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automatic-midnight Ā· 3 months ago
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He had known what it was to desire, and to be desired, both by women and by men
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attleboy Ā· 1 year ago
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here's something you guys probably forgot about.... the pomni backflip art i promised for 10k notes on the post that now has 16k notes... whoops i may have let her land the backflip but at the end of the day she is a failgirl :)
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johnboyegbert Ā· 2 years ago
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Hello, random billionaire. I want to play a game. In front of you is an unsealed, poorly built submarine. You do not have to go in the submarine. If you do, i will seal you inside and drop you so deep in the ocean that no one will ever find your body. Entering the submarine will cost you $250,000. Just to reiterate, you absolutely do not have to go in the submarine. There is no benefit to going in the submarine. You have 96 hours. Make your choice.
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ohseumi Ā· 3 months ago
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S.COUPS 220722
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hiding-under-the-willow Ā· 1 year ago
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anyways. What
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ghost-bxrd Ā· 1 year ago
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Prompt:
Itā€™s not that Jason forgot, per se.
But between smuggling a toddler out of the League of Assassins, trekking halfway across the world, and finding a suitable hiding place thatā€™s also child friendlyā€¦ well, it kind of slipped his mind that heā€™s supposed to beā€¦ dead.
Something that comes back to bite him in the ass when he takes Dami out for some ice cream and just so happens to run into non other than Brucie-fucking-Wayne
#look Iā€™ve found a new fave trope and itā€™s Brucie Wayne having to keep up his act while internally LOSING HIS SHIT#Jason isnā€™t very into the whole revenge thing here#his mind is 85 parts ā€˜keep Dami safeā€™ 5 parts ā€˜kill joker asapā€™ and 10 parts ā€˜avoid bats at any costā€™#Jason doesnā€™t know who Damianā€™s father is#dealerā€™s choice if Jason establishes himself as Damiā€™s dad or older brother#his build certainly makes him look old enough#if you donā€™t look at his baby face lol#Jason runs into Brucie and goes straight into survival mode#Damian who is very observant for a toddler immediately clocks Brucie as THREAT based on Jasonā€™s reaction#Brucie blue screens and desperately tries not to lose Jason in the crowd#jason is absolutely trying to lose Brucie in the crowd#while clutching Damian like his life depends on it#for all he knows it does#the visceral terror that your pseudo dad will take away your little brother/baby#Bruce who just wants to know if heā€™s hallucinating again: W A I T#jason who is terrified of being put in Arkham for killing people: no FUCKING WAY#hm maybe Jason plays the ā€˜Iā€™m not Jasonā€™ game again#itā€™s not gonna hold for long#but Bruce absolutely thinks that Damian is Jasonā€™s bio child for a while and heā€™s on the WARPATH#Jason was sixteen when he died and never showed any interest in dating so literally every red flag is waving in brucieā€™s mind simultaneousl#or maybe Jason manages to get away and all Brucie is left with is the memory of his supposedly dead son#running away from him#and clutching a tiny kid#prompts#jason todd#batfamily#Damian wayne#batdad#brucie wayne
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avpdpossum Ā· 7 months ago
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can we talk more about avpd being a (proposed) schizospec disorder? because i almost never see that theory talked about but i wish it was. likeā€¦
avpd makes me censor my thoughts because i think someone might hear what iā€™m thinking and see what a horrible person i am on the inside or judge me for thinking embarrassing things.
avpd makes me so afraid of someone walking in on me doing something i Shouldnā€™t Be Doing that my brain twists background noise into the sounds of whispers and footsteps behind me.
avpd makes me so worried about people staring at me that in my peripheral vision, anyone near me looks like theyā€™re already staring at me, and itā€™s only when i look at them directly that i realize theyā€™ve been looking in a totally different direction the whole time.
avpd makes me so convinced of how much everyone must secretly hate me that i often start thinking everyone secretly wants to hurt me too, to the point where iā€™ve had panic attacks from a person walking too close behind me because i feel like theyā€™re getting ready to attack me (when i havenā€™t had any kind of trauma that would create that fear), and the paranoia just serves to reinforce my need to avoid people.
avpd makes me lose my ability to speak or reduces it to nothing more than one word answers only when spoken to, turning the thoughts i wanted to express into a jumble thatā€™s impossible to turn into words or just throwing them away completely and making my mind go blank, so i end up just staring at people silently or even acting like i donā€™t see them standing there at all (not on purpose but because my brain wonā€™t let me engage with them).
avpd makes me look damn near emotionless around everyone but my safe person (and sometimes even around my safe person) because showing my emotions would be far too vulnerable for its liking, so it completely takes away my ability to express them.
and i could keep going! there are so many things i experience because of avpd that iā€™ve seen really closely reflected in the experiences of schizospec people. i donā€™t know how common these kinds of things are in avpd overall, but theyā€™re a really prominent part of my experience with it, so when i found out that some research suggested it could be considered a schizospec disorder itself, that made so much sense to me! and iā€™d be so curious to see how many other avoidants have dealt with this stuff but havenā€™t talked about it because itā€™s never mentioned as being part of avpd.
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fuckyeahchinesefashion Ā· 7 months ago
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chinese å‚©čˆžnuowu/nuo dance and nuo fashion on xhs
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okinmars Ā· 7 months ago
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oops....I almost forgot I have tumblr but!!! A.B.A seeing the sun for the first time
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ryllen Ā· 1 year ago
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and some extra unused stuff while they are in affectionate mood
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Ā· 2 years ago
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putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023
#apollo don't fucking touch this one#serious post#not a shitpost#hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day#fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists#i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it.#so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you?#what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown#at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal#i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid#like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies#and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line#probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored#luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap!#watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry#while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent#also eggs are $15
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aashidoodles Ā· 29 days ago
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Domestic Shiguang Yingdu Edition: Part 5
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Except every time Lu Guang makes an error in the timeline something chill(?) happens
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stanliestduo Ā· 2 months ago
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