#(and they plot and pretend on and on)
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I had trouble finding the right words to describe what exactly I like in SY and SJ until now
So, my favorite Shen dynamics:

Alternatively:

#i think sy actually could be good at plotting when he doesn't try??? Like when he doesn't intend to do it if it makes sense#But generally it's planning to do one thing and then ending with a completely different result than expected#but pretending it was all according to keikaku#I like the idea that yes they are playing mind games but the fact it's completely different is so goddamn hilarious#Sj making hard maneuvers with figures#meanwhile sy is just bluffing and raising bets#jiuyuan#shen jiu#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#shen twins#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scum villain#scumbag self saving system#scumcum#Can't believe it's actually a name ???#i need fic recs btw so...
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i have an urge to post it here so i post it here. be normal guys


50 shades of "bill we need to stop doing old men yaoi kisses its not very good for my reputation" dude nothing will save your reputation atp.
#if youre confused about which of his eyes should stay closed me too#lets pretend he changes it for the sake of good camera ANGLE#lmao sorry#its not really handyman bill au i just drew them domestically for shit n giggles#think of the plot yourself idc#gravity falls#bill cipher#stanford pines#ford pines#billford#artists on tumblr#gravity falls art#handyman bill au#art on tumblr
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[She was a star I could only get a glimpse of through a telescope.]
#pluto#pluto the series#pluto series#namtanfilm#aioonmay#oonmay#aioon x may#oon x may#namtan tipnaree#film rachanun#thai drama#gmmtv#my gifs#bypiningbisexuals#I'm very curious as to what is gonna lead aioon to keep pretending to be oom to may#since it feels like we've reached the end of this plot point already but it can't be over yet bc it's only ep 2#in any case I'm sat
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I personally cannot wait to see the cultural consequences of voltron legendary defender come to fruition
#the children in the voltron mines are entering the work force#and the consequences of this are immeasurable#Katie klanced will be a Supreme Court justice one day and we will all know#listen…I know in my bones that one day there will be a romcom that’s just#a blatant rip of dirty laundry#and the creator will be called on it IMMEDIATELY#and they are faced with the impossible choice of fessing up to having ripped the plot from a bad klance fic#or pretending that they are entirely unaware#and failing at that#and I think that’s delicious#as an anthropology major the cultural phenomenon of voltron is fascinating#miraculous.txt#vld
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Your Lie in April AU (by extraentropy)
i, oikawa tooru, told a single lie
and it brought you to me.


#oikage#oikawa tooru#kageyama tobio#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#your lie in april AU just pretend oikawa is sleeping and resting to soothe the pain#fic written by my wonderful cousin who made some changes to the plot but kept major story beats!!
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"At least one of us is having fun, don't you think?"
I'm sorry but I was listening to Caravan Palace mix loop for a solid hour and my mind decided that uhm, yeah well... this?
Previous soundstar stuff here here and here ✨
#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#soundstar#starscream#tfp starscream#soundwave#tfp soundwave#maccadam#i'm sure that soundwave keeps lone digger in the background of his processor while pretending to listen to starscream plotting#my art#my stuff
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#anti vivziepop#hazbin hotel critical#anti hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel critique#hazbin hotel criticism#this is the textbook definition of a plot hole#stop pretending it ain't
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maybe i have an affinity for psychics
#hiiiiii i have been watching saiki k and its so funny#i love silly shows that have basically no plot. some of the episodes are about robot cats and looking at cherry blossoms#but i also love that its about the power of friendship#saiki tries so hard to pretend like he doesnt like his friends but he hangs out w them literally every day#im like mid season 2 rn#my art#artists on tumblr#digital art#saiki k#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiki kusuo#okay so maybe i like girl saiki more than regular saiki. shes cute#he needs to turn into a girl more#shun kaidou#kaido is definitely my favourite character. hes so pathetic and wimpy and small like a bug#oops forgot to tag mob#mp100#mob psycho 100#shigeo kageyama#reigen arataka
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It actually needs to be studied how the encanto fandom took one tiny verse from a song and misconstrued pepas entire character. Where did this narrative that she’s bitter and mean even come from??? how did y’all manage to successfully convince people that was true!? people think pepa is SO hung up about thr wedding but mirabel literally asked her a question??? was she meant to just say nothing????? god forbid a woman wants to tell a fun story😭 these lyrics aren’t even mean either it’s literally just what happened “it was my wedding day we were getting ready and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky” “Bruno walks in with a mischievous grin” “Bruno said it looked like rain” “in doing so he floods my brain” where is the “mean” in this? where is the bitter?? mind you this is the one and ONLY time she brings up the wedding and it’s because mirabel wanted to know. like even if pepa was bitter she has every right to be! you would think growing up with a sister who you KNOW has weather depending on her mood and the anxiety that comes with it, would be enough of a reason to not make a bad taste joke! It was her WEDDING DAY!!!
Any other instance I see people stating pepa was “mean” is literally just she looked at mirabel funny. Im sorry if you had your seat taken at the table you would look at her funny too! it’s a look that lasts less than 3 seconds and mirabel is not bothered at all in fact she looks guilty! People say oh but the proposal but the woman was panicking! she got told like everyone else this was all happening because of mirabel! Pepa is passionate she can be sassy and she’s fiercely loving but she is not a mean bitter person and never was!!
#encanto#encanto disney#disneys encanto#pepa madrigal#the encanto fandom LOVES to hate on women#sorry had this one on my chest for a while but seriously how did this become what people saw her as#as usual let’s demonise the female characters and pretend all the men are flawless#the bruno book remembers pepas wedding more than the plot of the material it’s based on but sure pepa is the one who’s hung up😭#are we tired yet?#cause I sure am#pepa they can never make me hate you
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
#the witcher books#dandelion#geralt of rivia#gerlion#you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'?#this is like that except the reverse#geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just#don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous#'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not'#'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'
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teen wolf meme: [4/7] villains -> peter hale
We all have our petty revenges.
#teen wolf#peter hale#twedit#twgifs#mine#my gifs#twmeme#another diva#he's everybody's weird creepy uncle!#jeff davies might not have made him canonically gay but i think we can all agree regardless#also i think he's sooo much more fun as a character when he's plotting and beefing with a bunch of teenagers than when he's pretending to b#in their corner
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As much as i hate joel being the Car to be the thing we pick because it messes up my pretty artistic solar symbolism...
I have to admit it is the MOST in character thing ever...
#drag0nish#my post#traffic life series#traffic smp#trafficblr#traffic series#traffic life#wild life#wild life smp#wildlife#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#life series#in the one lore smp he was appart of his whole thing was litteraly pretending it doesn't exist#that's it#that was his lore#be didn't believe in lore#and yeahh the first thing i thought of after he won was#“like good on him but thats the least plot frendly person to have won out if everyone”#i hate the fucking Car /pos#but it's litteraly perfect because its JUST as unserius as him#also if we stick to the Car can we PLEASE have the next winner imedietly go back to being serius asthetic solar symbols?#like we have to do that right?#anyway im starting to ramble#idk#thats it ig
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So does he, Gallagher.
#honkai star rail#hsr blade#gallagher#i based this off of how many times i used funny soda man to help be a healer with his poppin soda pop in SU#and then blade constantly just being blade as usual#its normally him saying unnecessary to my actual healer but#i kept forgetting gallagher heals and i kept healing when i didnt even need to so TECHNICALLY yeah it was unnecessary#but the amount of times blade was the recipient......#i cant use like most of my newer units in story bc i cant ascend or i run out of leveling mats so i just#get them and toss them into simulated universe for funsies cause i can match their levels better#so thats where i tossed gallagher and he is genuinely fun to play as ? like i love his punches and kicks to start the battle#funny soda man is funny (to me) and im really behind in plot still#but last time i tried to play it on my laptop and got a kickass cutscene my laptop lagged and i couldnt even see it RIP to me#so now that its like ... me trying to play it on desktop ?#i mostly get on desktop for comms and if i do much else i feel like im slacking off even if i would take a break anyway#one day i can play more story plot stuff and actually meet the funny guys#also in case you know me for Not Having Boys in HSR i need to point out#i did pull Gallagher however same 10 pull got a 4 star girl copy for someone i never use and she is at e4 now cool#and i didnt even think of the irony as i started this i just like drawing blade and i wanted to draw gallagher#so when i already had the dialogue planned and am drawing i was like OH WAIT haha im funnier than i thought#(no i am not but we can pretend)
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envisioning a scene where crowley is begrudgingly accepting that they're gonna have to save the world again and they're trying to come up with some kind of plan but things are uneasy between them and they keep staring at each other when they think the other isn't looking and it's tense and embarrassing and crowley grits his teeth and tries to get on with it, right, angrily describing an idea that is surely ingenious and clever, but Aziraphale suddenly is blinking away a sad teary little expression and staring at him and not looking away and he's close somehow why is he close, when did he get close, and Crowley keeps talking (he does not know what he is saying anymore) until aziraphale simply closes the distance between them, pulling him in with his hands on his face, and kisses him again (again! but also the first time, it's Aziraphale who's kissing him) and the kiss goes from sad to tender to passionate and they break apart (too soon) and crowley tries to reassert any semblance of coolness and control so he inhales, and says, croakily, right. we're still not talking though. and turns and tries to stalk away on his shaky too long legs
#line's lines#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#it came to me in a vision#(he comes back an hour later)#(and az asks 'ready to go on with the plan now?' and crowley just nods)#(and they plot and pretend on and on)#my omens
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I love how people are only ever interested in defending Arya's right to be weird-looking. It's never defending her intelligence from people who claim she's incapable of thinking for herself, highlighting her importance to the plot and refusing to see her as just a prop, acknowledging how much of her story gets stolen and given to other characters, talking about her trauma or how often it gets erased and overlooked, seeing her as more than just an attack dog/bodyguard, etc. Nope. It's just a "why can't people let Arya be ugly/unconventional looking? :(" post every other week because people are, for whatever reason, obsessed with how Arya is visually perceived. One of the most misinterpreted characters yet the issue is only ever with her being portrayed as "too pretty" or the wrong "type" of pretty. This fandom will entirely rewrite a character's motivations, values, and role in the story to the point that they consider references to canon "hate" but! The true injustice to canon is we acknowledge that she is described as pretty several times. Arya simply existing as her pretty, important, and non-conforming self is too complex and confusing for people to comprehend 😔.
#arya stark#asoiaf#fandom nonsense#how can Arya be considered pretty?! she's literally non-conforming?? being pretty belongs to /feminine/ female characters...right? 😱#I feel like these people tell on themselves with how much they value beauty because they make it /such/ a big deal#when her self-esteem issues regarding being a lady are infinitely more relevant to her story (and more interesting to discuss)#her being mocked for having the Stark look is a supporting story element that also reinforces her being an outcast considering#her mother + all of her trueborn siblings have a southern look and she was raised with southern standards#not to mention her non-conformity and often messy appearance heavily impacted how her looks were perceived#George writes Arya's non-conformity as parallel to traditional femininity so it makes sense that beauty is one of those aspects he subverts#(also why it makes sense that her future includes accepting her identity as a Lady while redefining the role but that's off topic)#this is why you need to look at the writing instead of judging based on the /type/ of character you think Arya is#and! it's truly not that serious 😭 I'm sure it will be a plot point eventually but it's not 98% of her story like these people pretend#Arya is such an interesting + well-written character but we constantly get people rewriting her and nonsense discourse around her looks#such rich material and all you can say is that she's an /odd-looking feral gremlin/ and I'm supposed to take your opinion seriously#at this point the obsession with Arya being /weird/ looking has to be some projection of personal self-esteem issues#there's no way /this/ is the hill you're willing to die on with all the terrible takes about Arya from this fandom#wish people who didn't care about her would just stop bringing her up so we could have our discussions about her in peace
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can i info dump about my south park au pls ??
basic premise is kyle stan and kenny run a paranormal investigation business where they’re trying to free the lost souls of south park from earth and into the afterlife. as u can see kenny is a ghost, his immortality curse finally broke ig. stan and kyle are both cursed to each free fifty ghosts in a year or else they’ll die, which is why they started this ghost hunting business in the first place. they live in stan’s shitty apartment for now and have to sleep on the singular mattress on the floor while kenny watches over them.
meanwhile cartman is scamming people by being a preacher/excorcist and “freeing people of their diseases” through “his faith in god” (he’s a faith healer). he’s forced butters to be his assistant in this scheme, and he has gotten quite rich from it. butters clearly isn’t very happy lmao.
these other two are more of supporting characters but wendy helps the boys with their ghost hunting when she can through science and stuff. meanwhile karen is desperately trying to find where her brother went (she doesn’t know he died).
also they are all 25 except for karen who’s 21
if yall like this i will draw more characters/random illustrations as well as make more detailed posts about the role of each character and the plot.
ALSO PLS CLICK ON THE IMAGES TO SEE THEM BETTER THE FIRST ONE IS CROPPED FOR SOME REASON :(
#south park#south park fanart#south park au#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#kenny mccormick#eric cartman#butters stotch#wendy testaburger#karen mccormick#sp style#if this gets notes i will reblog it with a more detailed plot description i promise#i have so many thoughts about this silly au it got me to hyperfixate on south park again#character design#digital illustration#oleafia art#if this flops i’ll delete it and pretend i never posted it lmfao
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