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to shame myself for going to bed this fucking late, i'm turning on my normal, 6:15 am alarm and i'm forcing myself to submit to it tmr so that my sleep schedule goes back AT LEAST two hours closer to the usual
#z rambles#i should honesrly just make myself a tag for the adventures of my fucked up insomnia#and how i'm attempting to handle it#and failing btw#miserably in fact
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"just as I did, in 1983."
you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable
#my art#interview with the vampire#iwtv amc#iwtv#armand iwtv#daniel molloy#armand#armandaniel#devils minion#drew this before the finale but idk maybe this is during the unspecified amount of time between armands divorce and daniels press tour#the titian painting doesnt fit at ALL with the timeline btw#i THOUGHT it did bc i assumed 1508 was when armand was turned into a vampire BUT upon reflection thats more likely the year he was born#and even then the painting was made in like 1510 so fuck me i guess. also im foggy on when armand was taken to rome#idk man i havent read the books and i failed art history on two separate occasions i cannot endeavor for accuracy#anyway as much as i love 70s/80s devils minion i have equal love for old man daniel#his cynicism has been tempered by time... refined like a diamond... he dont gaf and bullies his loser vampire and its hilarious#like ''sure yeah fine all these old italian renaissance guys saw ur ethereal otherworldly beauty but literally anybody can see that''#''IM the only mf who gets to experience the incandescent joy of seeing you be a messy idiot''#sidenote trying to make armand look unflattering is impossible u can blame the show for casting the worlds most beautiful man
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the stones are in order
#mcsm#minecraft story mode#mcsm fanart#mcsm petra#mcsm olivia#mcsm axel#sopuuart#my doodles#finally got their designs down properly!! specifically liv and axel bc i don’t draw them enough argh#in other words i challenged myself to draw a full post without any jesse or lukas#i failed btw. they are kissing in the draft layers <3
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Time traveler: *moves a chair*
The timeline:
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#This is a Chell and Stanley switch btw#in case I butchered their characters so much they're unrecognizable#SO FOR SOME FUCKING REASON#EVERYTHING WAS AGAINST ME POSTING THIS TO TUMBLR EVEN THO I MADE IT WEEKS AGO#like it ALWAYS fails to upload until now#portal#portal 2#portal chell#chell#stanley#the stanley parable#the narrator#the narrator stanley parable#GLaDOS#Fanart#ALSO I SWEAR THIS ISN'T AI ART I JUST SUCK AT DRAWING HANDS IGNORE STANLEY'S HAND#My art
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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merlin being hit with a truth spell or potion or whatever and being so stressed that he’s gonna reveal his magic to arthur only to find that he can’t insult or tease arthur anymore bc every time arthur instigates their banter, merlin starts to go on and on about how arthur makes him so happy and the love he feels for him is immeasurable and how he’d burn the world just to keep him warm
#merlin: says something poetic about their souls being tied together#arthur (trying and failing to keep it together): right yeah okay#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#arthur pendragon#merthur#truth spell#truth potion#truth serum#whatever u wanna call it#btw either arthur and merlin are both under the effects or arthur watched merlin get hit with the spell#but either way arthur knows that merlin is being entirely genuine and full heartedly believes what he says#unconditional love#its what he deserves
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kim and misc bcs drawings!!!
#hello kim's mommy issues#i am LITERALLY gnawing on drywall over this#pls click on them for full resolution btw#live laugh love kim wearing the earrings her mom shoplifted after her failed attempt#also i saw that tweet with the flowers and immediately thought nacho#ok i will stop rambling#please sedate me#bcs#better call saul#bcs fanart#better call saul fanart#blood tw#tw blood#kim wexler#saul goodman#jimmy mcgill#kim wexler fanart#nacho varga#howard hamlin#chuck mcgill
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aquaphobic hydrokinetic
#hi sorry ive been on hiatus I've been busy. failing at platforming games#razputin aquato#my art#psychonauts#psychonauts 2#the twisted fucking cycle nut................umm anyways#I kinda just wanted to draw water for this 1. lol#eat yo food bitch damn!!!!!!!#btw do you guys like the water serpents at the bottom. cause i do#i do :)#the red is supposed to be coral but only sort of
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Hi! Just wanted to say that I love your art! You're probably one of my favorite artists right now :) I especially love when you pair Movie Mike and Game Vanessa. Their dynamic is silly :)
Vanny is doing her best to make a friend,,
#ask reply#TYSMMM BTW!!#im super flattered!!!#tysm to everyone else who’s had similar sentiments#means a lot#I think Vanny is doing a good job so far#Fail boy + Girl boss dynamic#Mike got over the whole evil rabbit thing 🩵
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playing
#sth#neo metal sonic#metal sonic#sonic the hedgehog#playing with colors and trying not to be nervous about the most important exam in two days#failing this task#btw why is he so red star. is he going to revive a soviet union? is he living in the ocean? who knows
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eclipse and y/n are finally done!! (you can find EBY sun & moon here)
these refs aren't that much different from the old ones aside from small changes :3
(old) EBY DCA ref
(old) Y/N ref
#fnaf daycare attendant#fnaf dca#dca au#dca#dca fandom#dca community#fnaf sb#daycare attendant x reader#fnaf eclipse#dca eclipse#pingdoobles#EBY#eclipsed by you#sleep schedule is atrocious rn im so sorry DCA i failed you#i work in less than an hour and couldn't sleep rip (tbf im used to closing shifts and this is my first morning shift in ages)#i did NAWT color check i will fix it later i need to power nap before its too late#<- ok i edited some colors cause something was bothering me we're good now!!#btw eclipse's party has is CRUCIAL. do not forget it and if lost please replace it#he's very fond of his silly hats let him have his fun#cw bright colors#cw eyestrain#bright colors#eyestrain#im so sorry i forgot the cw tags thanks for reminding me! <3#EBY eclipse
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Sam: hey Cass! I made you a drivers licence to go with your truck. Kind of a tradition between me and Dean that when you first drive by yourself you get one with your real name. Well, I guess two people isn't much of a tradition, but, here! I know it's a bit late but, y'know, there was a lot going on.
Cas: thank you that's very.............[squints at the details] the name is wrong.
Sam: Oh, well, you needed a surname and I thought Winchester would be-
Cas: No, that's fine. But my name is Cas.
Sam: Yeah, I put Cass.
Cas: No, it's Cas. With one S. My name is Castiel. Can you not- do you not know how to spell my name? Sam, if you need to borrow Jack's reading books, you just need to ask him, he'd be happy to help you.
Sam: Wh- dude I know how to spell! But we've been spelling your name as Cass-two-Ss this entire time. That's how you spell Cass!
Cas: We? As in, both of you? And - not Bobby surely? He knew how to spell my name?
Sam: Look, look, look I can prove it. [Pulls out his Blackberry that he's kept since 2009 and scrolls up a text chain with Dean] Look, "CASS said we're all boned." That's like two days after he met you.
Cas: I- this is...ah I understand. You faked this. You're doing a prank on me. Some sort of Gabriel-esque unreality game. I will not be fooled again, as I was when you showed me the video of "house hippos". Well played, Sam, but not well enough.
Sam: I'm not- urgh, [calling out] DEAN
Dean [yelling back from the kitchen] YEAH?
Sam: HOW DO YOU SPELL CASS? ONE S OR TWO?
Dean: HOW LONG HAVE YOU KNOWN HIM, MAN? IT RHYMES WITH ASS. TWO.
Sam: see? And Dean gave you that name so really, he's the authority. You're Cass.
Cas:
Sam:
Cas:
Sam:
Cass, resigned: our partnership has been built on a foundation of misunderstanding and foolishness. But still we must endure. Thank you for the card. Samm.
Samm: You're welcome. Hey. Did you just feel like a, reverberation in the universe? Like something small but significant has changed?
Cass: No.
Samm: Ah, that's a relief.
Deen: HEY EVERYBODY, COME GET SOME LUNCH.
#SILLY#just to say btw not being able to spell well or intuitively doesn't make you stupid!!#it is not an indicator of your worth nor the quality of your ideas or thoughts#literacy isn't an easy skill for a lot of people and so so many have been failed by school systems globally#anyway. hehehe#cass#castiel supernatural#cawis creates
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Summoning the Summoner
Another summoning/long lost family au but with twist!
So Damian and his class are at Gotham museum for a small field trip for a school project. Thing is none of them knew until it was too late that the new museum curator was part of a cult that had plans to kidnap and sacrifice this class of kids for some ancient god/deity/spirit.
Damian barely manages to send a message to one of his brothers and to the cave before being knocked out when he sees his classmates dropping from knocknout gas.
When he wakes up the preparations for the sacrifice are almost ready. Damian being the most prominent person in the class is going to be the one chosen first. He is then taken to the alter and it begins after the whole villain speech. Damian does manage to get out of his bindings and tries to fight back, does lead them on a merry little chase to get more time for his family to come, nothing to Robiny though, but is forcibly restrained again.
Just as they bring Damian back to the alter none of them notice, or rather, care that Damian was bleeding from getting hit when they recaptured him. None of them notice when the blood dropped from his chin onto the summoning circle because the Batclan (any) just dropped into the room.
They did notice however when the summoning circle started glowing beneath them however.
And none of the cultists had time to finish the summoning chant.
Meaning the summoning circle was not under their control.
And before any of them could do anything, they are all ripped away from the Mortal Realm and everyone, Damian, his class, the cultists, and the Batfam in the room are pulled into the Infinite Realms.
They are no longer in the warehouse they were about to be sacrificed in but in a throne room. Surrounded by glowing floating people and some don't even look human.
And sitting on the throne was a teenager with a shoulder wrapped cape made of stars and galaxies, a crown of ice, stars, and aurora borealis lights shifting in between them, about Damian's age, with white hair and glowing green eyes who looked rather shocked.
The reason? Both him and Damian shared the same face.
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Danny was annoyed as heck.
Ever since his crowning it was like every magic user from legendary to mediocre got a notice that a new Infinite Realms King had been crowned and that gave them the go ahead and try to freaking Summon him!
Luckily refusing a summons was well within Danny's Ghost King rights, he's King now he does what he wants (Sam's wise words), and the only summonings Danny answered were his friends and family (Dani is such a troll with it though, butttttt it does get him out of those annoying meetings sometimes and they get to hang out wherever she decided to stop at), sometimes he'd answer the odd teenage morons just to scare them (it's always fun)
Although there were a few summonings outside of that, that he had answered. Thankfully he could sense what kind of summoner was summoning him and intent was always a huge thing. And those that didn't feel like insane fruitloops well... Danny's curiosity often took over.
So imagine his annoyance when he felt another summon happening in the middle of a meeting with his council. But also imagine his surprise when the normally tight demands on the summoning wasn't there...
That meant...
Oh Danny was going to have a lot of fun with this.
This meant they summoning but don't have control on which way the summoning was going to go. Meaning, Danny could reverse summon them to him instead.
With a wide grin he instantly waved his hand and the meeting room shifted to his throne room, might as well pull out all the stops and play the "Big Bag Ghost King"
He could see his council (and good friends and allies) raise their eyebrows at him or tilt their heads but could also sense the attempted summonings power of him and knew he had something planned.
With a short laugh, Danny raised his hand, grasped on the invisible summoning line, and pulled.
Now he was expecting a good amount of people, the summoning felt large so that normally meant cultists but he was expecting so many! Heck some looked to be teenagers his age, and a few oddly dressed people besides the cultists! Oh boy did that mean sacrifices?! Well he'll be happy to put those cultists in their place if that was the case.
But first, find the summoner. Separate them from the group and -
Oh... why... why does he have Danny's face?!
Danny took a quick look at the normally invisible to everyone but him Summoning line and almost choked when he saw it was a sibling line, a blood sibling line.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dp x dc#crossover#blue rambles#writing ideas#random idea#danny phantom dc#dpxdc#danny and damian or siblings#maybe twins?#or one is a year older or younger?#idk pick#basicly Danny knows hes adopted and has known for a while#good fentons btw#Damian doesnt know though#Talia never mentioned the 'failed' child she tried creating before or after him#either she tried dunking him in the pits that spirited him away or gave him up to adoption like in Damian's OG story idk#everyone can see the resemblance between the two#cue so many questions
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ADHD so bad, I didn't realize I was thumping my foot as I tried to fall asleep.
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Jordie probably spent his last hours reflecting on how much he failed his little brother-
#they were not meant to die that way#kaz didn't deserve it#they were supposed to become rich#they should be warm in their house playing poker or whatever kaz wanted#just him and his little brother#living together#both of them looking out for eachother#but now they couldnt#and they will never be able to#because of him#because he failed them both#he was the elder brother#it was his responsibilty to assure the safety of his younger brother#but he failed his little brother-#(this is from jordie's pov btw)#kaz brekker#inej ghafa#jordie rietveld#kanej#wylan van eck#matthias helvar#jesper fahey#wylan hendriks#the crows#nina zenik#six of crows#soc#crooked kingdom#grisha verse#kazzle dazzle
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