#(TAKE THIS AWAY OMFG)

[degenerateshinji]

this scene but if lu guang had upper body strength

[octibee]

violence made me gentle at last

[shokveyv]

you ever meet a person who is so radiant, you are struck dumb and unable to speak coherently?

[starryeyeddreamer21]

The Hazbin Hotel does one of those "Hear me out" cakes

It starts when Niffty tells Charlie and Vaggie that everyone baked a cake

Vaggie can't help but be suspicious but Charlie is super excited that everyone was hanging out together

They get to the kitchen where Angel Dust, Sir Pentious, and surprisingly Husk and Cherri Bomb are sitting around the table. Niffty goes to join them.

Charlie gets a knife and goes to cut the cake but Angel stops her and says that the cake isn't done

Charlie and Vaggie glance at each other and then at the cake. It looked done. It was baked and frosted and even covered in what looked like cinnamon.

Angel smirks "Hear me out" he sticks a picture of Lucifer in the cake

Charlie and Vaggie gape at him but the others nod and mumble their agreement

Cherri goes next "Hear me out" another picture of Lucifer is stuck into the cake

Niffty cackles "Hear me out" Another. Picture. Of. Lucifer

"Guys" Charlie whispers "That's my father"

Pentious flushes "Hear me out"

Vaggie narrows her eye "You're better than this"

Apparently he's not because another picture of Lucifer is on the cake

The group at the table looks at Husk expectantly. He sighs. Charlie and Vaggie shake their heads with pleading expressions. Another picture of Lucifer is stuck on the cake.

Everyone thinks it's over but then Alastor appears in the room via shadows and places another picture of Lucifer on it before disappearing again

Charlie shrieks

Everyones shock is broken when Niffty places another picture on the cake "Guys hear me out"

Vaggie takes one look at the picture of Adam, scoops Charlie into her arms, and leaves

They can still hear everyone's laughter from their room

Bonus:

Later Lucifer walks into the kitchen to see a half eaten cake with six pictures of him and one of Adam. He's confused but at least it tasted good. It was apple cinnamon. His favorite.

[plushie-lovey]

FINALLY!! At long last, I've gotten my hands on a Pumpkin Kitty, after a whole year of wanting and waiting.

Her name is Latte! (Short for Miss Pumpkin Spice Latte) You can also call her Miss Spice!

[kentuckyfriedmegumi]

FINE. HAVE ANOTHER SNIPPET.

SOMEONE TAKE THESE POST-IT NOTES AWAY FROM ME BECAUSE I CAN’T KEEP SHARING SNIPPETS OF THIS FIC BRO

anyway doc stats:

word count: 35.9k

scenes complete: 3 out of 10

[cakemadeofbacon]

Needles and Ink5oul are masc4femme (needles is fem)

[failyaoi]

If Takeda actually ends up being Kenshi's cousin instead of from the future then I'm just headcanoning Kenshi as a teenage dad who gave his son to his aunt&uncle I don't care ;-; ;-; ;-; ;-;

[paul-newmans-sauce]

gonna see if i can beg my advisor into letting me do independent study for my political science capstone bc im so close to being done this fuckass major but theres like no polisci classes available to take w/o them being at some disgusting time. idk

[mwagneto]

death metal at the family lunch so i dont rip a chairleg off and beat someone with it

[seasicksilver]

pov you attempt to save the world AND live out your goth dreams

[koqabear]

txt wearing dior in paris.... (also ref: https://www.tumblr.com/hyewka/740005520504766464/chaebol-son-beomgyu-and-his-inability-to-not-fuck)

..sol u manifested "take it!" ,,, its coming to life!!!!! theyre all looking a little too fine how am i supposed to stay loyal in these conditions????

omg.... dont say this to me im fucking crazy.

gonna piggyback off rana's hashtags in the post (sfw link) a bit but like. take it!gyu who has you pick out his outfits for meetings and parties and whatever,,, dragging you along and dressing you up, making you wear ridiculously expensive and limited edition/custom pieces, matching his insanely expensive clothes... unable to keep his hands off you bc of how good you look >_< getting all handsy in the car on the way there, caressing your waist and thighs nonstop, feeling you shy away and try to tell him to behave... but oooh, haven't you learned by now? beomgyu hates getting told what to do!

finding an opening to escape from all the rich greedy snobs with such ease you can't even fight the way he grabs you by the wrist and tugs you along, only bothering to spare a single glance at the venue before he's taking the two of you into the bathroom- one look into his eyes is enough to tell you all you need to know; he guides your hand down into the waistband of his pants, and the rest comes naturally.

trying so hard to not mess up your hair and makeup... but it's so hard with the way your warm mouth feels around him; caressing your hair and groaning out soft praise, eventually giving up and fucking your throat hard-- all it took was your soft whisper of "it's okay, you can be rough" for him to let go-- and don't think he won't repay the favor either... bending you over the bathroom counter, forcing you to watch yourself and fucking you until there are tears in your eyes and his hand is firm over your mouth, scolding you meanly to "be fucking quiet" yet not letting up on his pace at all; sick sadist loooves to be a hypocrite ! even more so when he feels how embarrassed you get when you have to grab onto him as you go back out, legs shaky and your fingers digging into his arm as you whisper that you guys should really get going soon, especially now that you can feel his cum start to drip down your thighs.. absolutely mortified at the idea of soiling such an expense piece of clothing.

but suddenly, beomgyu's decided to play the perfect role of CEO; wait a little, won't you? he's about to get on the good side of a potentially important partner-- if you can hold it in a little longer, he'll give you a nice reward.

[savvylittlecoxswain]

WAIT WAIT WAIT you know how the people on the boat on the way to Berlin would hold mock trials? Just picture this for me…

Oarsmen v. Coxswain in an insane mock trial features Bobby literally crying on the witness stand as he recounts how his very own crew betrayed him, kidnapped and tortured and stuffed him in a dog kennel(yes that actually happened).

Everyone knows it’s all in jest but that’s some juicy drama right there like that’s easily the top storyline for a whole week because how could those giant ruffians do such a thing to their poor little coxswain? It’s Bobby who orchestrated the whole thing because this is about to be the craziest trial yet.

They got a “judge” and Bobby builds up his team of lawyers. They get some other Olympian’s to serve as the oarsmen’s attorneys and they find some impartial jurors from various different events. The “court room” is packed and Bobby is putting on one heck of a show for everyone. It’s a top tier production that’s totally unscripted but everyone got so invested in this trial. There were tons of witnesses to speak about their relationship before the event and eye witnesses, I mean they even got the dogs on the witness stand.

[sainzinnorris]

lando norris. miami gp winner. 05.05.24'

[pensivespacepirate]

AM I IN FUCKING ESKEW AGAIN

[starryjkoo]

Some ARMYs seriously need to touch grass because their ability to make every situation so much worse because they're chronically online and incredibly reactive is genuinely astounding.