#(Just Saying)

[boringwomanwithabook]

your breast friend

[ratchie610]

You know it's love...

[end0r4]

Not a man ever born ever could resist

A well-turned calf, a slender wrist,

A silhouette as airy as the morning mist,

And a dainty dimpled knee.

PATTI LUPONE in Candide

[tuttle-did-it]

Just going to leave this here.

Never mind that it starred two closeted queer actors.

Cary Grant as David Huxley in Bringing Up Baby (1938)

[bardicious]

Absolutely no disrespect to Kelly Kline, but Sam Winchester is the mother of god.

[sunrisemill]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

I’ve been waiting for this one 🙏🙏

[criticalbeauregard]

because of the earlier conversation about veth/beauyasha threesome the reminder of this dynamic of veth and beau being so incredibly competitive about everything for no reason is… something

[eddiebrockrambles]

“And You… are MINE.”

The bratty Eddie Brock being turned to a whimpering mess —the vulnerability is exquisite. And for a mind as loud and self-sabotaging and painful as his, it could only be Venom. The one who takes him apart and puts him back together again.

If Eddie wasn’t so upset about Anne (and scared shitless) he probably would’ve folded for this gay parasi-I mean symbiote in this scene.

I know I would’ve.

[ratchie610]

here's a few pics of Nicola out with people.

Most of them she isn't dating. Just a reminder that people spend time with people they don't want to kiss. There may be a few pics of a person she does want to kiss. You make your own minds up. Credit goes to the original authors and takers of these photos.

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[frownyalfred]

The command structure / ranking of the Justice League is actually super hard to understand from the outside, if you think about it. How many times have alien diplomatic missions arrived to meet with them, only to struggle to pick out who they should direct their communications toward? Sure, you’ve got the Kryptonian, he’s big and flashy and recognizable across sectors. But there’s an Amazonian princess standing next to him who looks dangerous and speaks like a royal. You’ve got an Atlantean king behind her, also royal, also dangerous. You’ve got a Green Lantern of the Sector with trace ion signatures from all the recent battles in nearby galaxies, and then — then — you have a man in black, shadowy armor who doesn’t introduce himself, who doesn’t speak or negotiate unless the others falter, yet ever single one of them looks to him as the conversation proceeds — checking, assuring, looking for guidance etc. is he the leader, then?

[humanityinahandbag]

the realization that sure you might have powers but in reality you're actually just some kid is going to have Sonic awake for hours just staring at the ceiling mournfully watching his ego float away and this dramatic little shit owns my whole heart for that.

Dumbest thing I've ever posted on here but I feel like Sonic would become absolutely indignant if Tom and Maddie pointed out that, because of Shadow's arrival, as well as, yunno, the general animal population on Earth, he's really only Sonic; a Hedgehog.

[miss-jaye]

cw: slightly suggestive when nanami kento saw his wife about to leave the house in a stunning, tight sundress, he swore his whole world stopped for a moment.

“honey?”

“hm?” you glanced at him, then looked back at the mirror, trying not to stab yourself with your earring. nanami cleared his throat. “where are you going?” he asked as he walked over, standing behind you and sliding his hands around your waist.

“i’m having lunch with my friends, sweetie. i told you that this morning, remember?” you raised a brow, confused. your husband nodded dazedly, his eyes glued to your figure.

“right.” he swallowed, his throat suddenly dry. “where are you going to have lunch?” he asked, his hands gently roaming over your body, feeling the fabric of the dress he so badly wanted to tear off you.

“that cafe we always go to…” you trailed off, finally securing your earring. “are you okay?” you met his gaze through the mirror. “i do this once a month—same place, same people.”

he nodded, humming in acknowledgment. you stayed silent for a moment, trying to figure out what had him so distracted. now that your earring was in place, you became hyper-aware of his hands, their slow, deliberate movements over your hips, squeezing in that familiar way that told you he was restraining himself from acting on his desires.

oh.

a blush crept up your cheeks as you realized nanami hadn’t seen this dress on you yet. you’d just bought it last week and forgot to show him. “kento?”

you called out to him, but he seemed too entranced by the way the dress clung to your curves. he leaned in closer, burying his nose in your neck, his hands trailing down to squeeze your thighs.

you let out a startled moan, hastily covering your mouth. he inhaled deeply, the scent of your perfume overwhelming his senses.

“your friends won’t mind if you’re a few minutes late, right?”

[teaboot]

Anyways as someone who has attended kink events

There are fat people at the orgy

There are elderly people at the orgy

There are disabled people at the orgy

There are trans people at the orgy

There are neurodivergent people at the orgy

People with white collar jobs are at the orgy

People with blue collar jobs are at the orgy

Stay at home moms are at the orgy

Adults who live with their parents are at the orgy

Asexuals are at the orgy

And yeah in media "kinky" shit is always thin young perfect hard bodies in skintight leather and latex but I that's the image in your head you should probably know that a more realistic link event looks less like Eyes Wide Shut and more like passengers of a public city bus attending two to three various costume parties and they're all having a FANTASTIC time that will occasionally get sidetracked by an incredibly passionate conversation regarding the history of Roman catholicism in Eastern Europe or various species of invasive birds

Which is to say that if you've managed to locate a kink community near you but are nervous about joining in because you think you're not young/fit/skinny/rich/"pretty"/normal/charismatic/abled/horny enough then honestly you're probably fine, go to the munch and make some friends

[ramquest]

The Magnus Archives is a horror podcast WRONG

The Magnus Archives is a RomCom WRONG

It's the world most elaborately made and longest anti smoking ad lmao