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[ID: A digital drawing of a lineup of the cast of Mouthwashing including both pre and post-crash Curly all drawn in the style of Vivziepop/Hazbin Hotel. end ID]

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hey guys do you like my super normal lineup of the tulpar crew that definitely didn't make me wanna retch at any point while drawing it

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Shit's going tits up on tiktok, so I said fuck it and jumped on the blue sky bandwagon. I think I'll just post basically the same as on here though lol

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I cannot be the only one that thought Count Orlok's voice sounded familiar, right?

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If I ask nicely who will rb this telling me what is the last song u listened to 🥺

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Donald Trump enters the Oval Office for the first time in 4 years.

On the President's desk is the customary letter from his predecessor.

He opens it. It's a very short letter, only 3 words.

"Mine is bigger"

Under the words is photographic proof.

Donald Trump has an anger aneurysm and dies instantly.

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Hello🤗❤️

I hope you are well🌹

Can you help me get my voice heard

and share my family's story?🙏🏻

Can you Reblog my pinned post from my blog or donate 10$?

By helping to reblog my story, you could

save a family from death and war.🌹

Thank you very much🌸

🕊️❤️🌹🙏🏻

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Hello, I hope I'm not bothering you. I am pleading on behalf of my family in northern Gaza💔, suffering from severe shortages of food and clean water😢, with exorbitant prices for what little is available. Our situation is dire, and our survival is at stake. Please help by reblogging and sharing our GoFundMe campaign across the Tumblr community. Your support can make a significant difference in securing our basic needs and keeping our hope alive. Every bit of help counts.🙏 Thank you for your compassion and support.🙏🙏

Hello, I hope I'm not bothering you. I am pleading on behalf of my family in northern Gaza💔, suffering from severe shortages of food and clean water😢, with exorbitant prices for what little is available. Our situation is dire, and our survival is at stake. Please help by reblogging and sharing our GoFundMe campaign across the Tumblr community. Your support can make a significant difference in securing our basic needs and keeping our hope alive. Every bit of help counts.🙏 Thank you for your compassion and support.🙏🙏

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Bravo also to Robert Eggers for probably the least bad depiction of Transylvania in Western vampire cinematic history:

1. Having actual Romanian actors doing the dialogue in Romanian. You'd think this is a low bar to clear but nope.

2. High quality costume design that looks pretty accurate to 19th century Romanian and Roma peasantry, even down to specific braided hairstyles from the Transylvanian region.

3. Depiction of Roma people but refrains from having them as some typical Hollywood exoticizing role like a magical fortune teller etc. They're in like half a scene, just chilling and playing music in front of an inn.

4. Use of the word "strigoi" which are actual spirits in Romanian folklore, unlike the term "vampire" which didn't exist in Romania.

5. Sorry to the Nosferatu moustache haters, but a Romanian nobleman would have had that exact facial hair.

6. Depiction of religion (nuns, churches) that actually looks like Eastern Orthodoxy and not some vaguely spooky goth Christianity.

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true story!

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Mmmmmm fuck it this post is getting traction so I'm gonna share my wreck it ralph/hlvrai crossover au I made up while drawing the comic

BASICALLY, hlvrai just takes place in the wir universe. You may be thinking, "wait isn't the point of wreck it ralph that the ai are self aware how does that work out" HOLD ON LET ME COOK. I think it would be a bit of an open secret among game developers in this universe that oh yeah the ai is sentient, so they program in parameters for the ai to work like they're supposed to (stick to the program, backstories, etc). If you watched the uncut vod of act 1, you'll know that the game being played is actually a modded version of half life for vr, which is where the au really starts. I think the person that made the it in the first place didn't know about the ai thing, so they made weirdass janky ai with little to no parameters and varying levels of self awareness. At one end of the spectrum are G-man, Tommy, and Darnold (know better than to say anything to the player directly), and at the other end is Dr. Coomer who, due to the fucked up coding, fully thinks he's living in the real world and Gordon is just another person that the world just so happens to spin around, hence the "there's nothing there" moment. Also the lack of parameters and generative learning allows the ai to do weird shit such as make familial connections that weren't previously programmed and fuck off to do whatever they want without fear of breaking the game.

Now for the elephant in the room: how does Turbo fit into all this. Honestly... idk lol. My justification is that he respawned after he died since he was technically in his own game, fucked off because he knew his days were numbered, entered the web, SOMEHOW did mitosis, the copy made it into the modded game, adapted, and became the passport obsessed alien security guard we all know and love(?)

The main storyline is identical to canon, but there's just that bit of info underlying everything