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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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WHOS WINNING THE TWERK OFF

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hes so cute i need to see him half dead havinf a violent mental breakdown on the floor

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@year2000electronics

he…… :(

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*2025 kindergarten roll call* benrey?

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idgaf i will never get tired of the dog motif. it will never be cliche it will never be trite it will never not hit hard. i see a dog coded character crawl back to their owner even after being kicked and the inside of my brain looks like this

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You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?

*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.

Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear

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INCREDIBLE NEWS YOU CAN FILTER “tubi” TO GET RID OF THE FLESH HAT AD

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS EVERYONE WE HAVE A SOLUTION

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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

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Irve: "WHO SAID I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE?"

*cuts to Helena*

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THE FUCKING RADIATOR. THE FUCKING. RADIATOR!!! the entire show circles around winter and the cold, contrasted with the natural sun and warmth of spring/summer present in the pictures of gemma back when she was 'alive'. that whole goddamn scene with helena and mark- thinking you've finally found solace, found warmth, and it's all artificial. it's fake and a lie and you have to be oh so close to it to be deceived. it will burn you. it HAS burned you. mark!!!

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I'm not even gonna lie to y'all with some posts I've been seeing I'm half tempted to go full high school English class and start taking notes and seriously analyzing shit that happens in hlvrai for multiple reasons

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the other thing i never really understood about the hlvrai fandom was the choice to rewrite benrey into a sympathetic tragic figure when dr coomer is actively confronting the fact that he's an ai program who only exists within the game and can never truly escape black mesa. 'every time you go to sleep i can feel my body torn apart atom by atom' is so fucking good why is there not more angsty dr coomer content. the juxtaposition of the other ais becoming more human while coomer has to confront the possibility that he isn't even a real person drives me insane

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Oh yeah btw I'm totally gonna turn this into an ask blog with the askers working as the Greek chorus so look out for that /j

Ladies, gents, and nobles, I present to you

HLVRAI but it's The Bacchae

Plot: ....basically the same as the Bacchae tbh. But like. My blorbos from funny improve series are there. Benrey rocks up to Thebes, drives a couple people insane, Gordon's like "noooo," everyone and their mother is like "shut the fuck up and listen to the gods," Benrey's like "ohhh it's a no boys allowed thing you have to dress as a woman dude it's the only way," and then Gordon's like "I like your funny words magic man," and he goes crazy and crossdresses, and then he's torn limb from limb by Benrey's followers for being a dumbass stubborn stick in the mud

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