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Oh to be a lady who would be bitten by a sapphic vampire at the ball😔💅

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Hi, I hope you're doing well and I am sorry in advance if I sent you this message before. We are very close to the goal and I really need your help. I'm writing to you with a heavy heart and an urgent request for help. My family is in a very danger situation due to the ongoing war, and I've launched a GoFundMe campaign to save them. Could you please rebblog my campaign post from my profile?🙏 Feel free to share it in any other social media platform if you would like. Our campaign has been verified ⭐️ by operation olive branch, and is entry number 26 on their spreadsheet. Also with ⭐️ Project watermelon,line 249/(212) on their spreadsheet. From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you in advance for all of your support and kindness.

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As much as I love all the different Lyfrassir designs that ppl make, I think it would be hilarious if he was just straight up Jon Sims

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TOON HL:VRAI: RECONNECTED

Introducing: the ever-so-wacky world of Toon HL:VRAI: RECONNECTED! We hope you enjoy your stay. However: please read this post before we go any further!

INTRODUCTION

Toon HL:VRAI (short for Cartoon Half Life VR But The AI Is Self Aware) was a HLVRAI AU ask blog ran from July 2020 to January 2021. This shiny new blog will be an UNOFFICIAL continuation of Toon HL:VRAI, picking up right where the original left off! NEW CONTENT! NEW ART!! NEW SILLINESS!!!

Much like it's predecessor, this AU takes place after the events of HLVRAI itself. The tone of Toon HL:VRAI is very lighthearted, and it’s all mostly comedic and sometimes strays away from canon. Put simply, Toon HL:VRAI was silly and chaotic, and this UNOFFICIAL continuation will be more of the same!

Speaking of the same: all future parts/story arcs will be separated into episodes instead of chapters, and all hiatuses/breaks will be called commercial breaks, just like the original! How quaint!

This blog will be active as can be, though it may take a little while to get back to asks sometimes due to work or potential ~life stuff~ that may occur, so please be patient if your ask doesn’t get answered in a timely manner!

Tags:

All posts are tagged under 'toon hlvrai', which serves as sort of a general tag.

Any posts/asks that include certain characters are tagged under '[*character name*]' (ex: if a post includes Benrey, it will be tagged under something along the lines of ‘[ benrey ]’).

Hiatus announcements/posts made during hiatuses are tagged under '[commercial break]'.

Any posts made by the mods, or any posts that are out of character in general, will be marked '[ ooc ]'.

RULES:

Please read these before reading onward or sending an ask!

Do not send NSFW asks. We're trying to keep it PG-13 here!

Please do not re-send an ask you know you've already sent. It can get very confusing, and will slow the creation process!

If you wish to discuss/post about anything like plot points that happen at later points of this continuation/the original story, please tag your post with the tag ‘toon hlvrai spoilers’. Even if it’s something minor! We don't want to ruin the magic, would we?

Don’t send bigoted and/or weird asks.

Whenever a commercial break (a hiatus) happens, please refrain from sending me asks like “hurry up” or “when is it resuming” as that stuff is weird! And stuff! Don't do that! Thanks!

Please play nice, and please do not be weird. You can be weird (👍), but if you are weird (👎), you are not allowed to participate! Capiche? Basic DNI, etc.

...and with that, we are ready to continue the show! Re-continue? You know what I mean. Either way, we hope you enjoy Toon HL:VRAI: RECONNECTED! It’ll be a fun ride, and it’ll be even more fun with you alongside us! Feel free to reblog/share to get people "in the know"!

Oh, January 1st 2025, by the way. See you then. :)

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Time is a flat circle

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dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752

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In a single moment, everything we had worked so hard for was lost. Our home is gone, our job is no longer, and outside education is at risk. Now, we’re left with hope and the kindness of people like you to help us stand up again. We’re not only asking for help to restore what we’ve lost but also to rebuild the safety and stability of our family. Any donation, no matter how small, can make a huge difference in our lives

Click here👇 to support us:

https://www.gofundme.com/f/urgent-help-us-recover-our-home-education-and-work

This campaign is verified and trusted.

Thank you so much for your kindness and generosity.

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“the feminine urge” “girl math” “i’m just a girl” we have begun devaluing women again and nobody cares because it’s a meme

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TURBO-TASTIC!

i watched @randomalistic 's banger video a while ago. ever since i finished it he's been in my head. you have no idea what this has done to me im out here secretly making oc's around him YOU INFECTED ME!!!!!

YOU DID THIS!!!

YOU DID THIS!!!!!

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Smth I’ve thought about ever since I first saw wreck it ralph is that in universe king candy is basically an irl creepypasta. Like he’s a racer that only exists in this one specific sugar rush cabinet, every other version off the game has princess vanellope. Literally no one knows he exists except for ppl who went to this one small arcade in the United States. And if the code for sugar rush has been dumped there is no trace of king candy bc he only exists in this one cabinet. I bet there’s ppl who traveled cross country just to see if king candy actually exists.

And then after the movie king candy disappears from the roster forever and is replaced by vanellope but she’s different than every other vanellope, different outfit different personality different kart different voice lines etc

It’s literally that one arcade cabinet creepypasta discussions and YouTube videos about it in universe must be crazy.

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Genuine question what version of this guy do you think is more of a hear me out

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art trade

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I’d hold out for a third and finally successful assassination attempt, but the idea of a jd Vance pregnancy does not make me feel any better

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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Voters in Iowa have the opportunity to do something very funny here.