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The most wholesome thing ever
YOU ONLY KEEP ONE BULLÂ
(Originally published in Comics For Choice)
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introduced in August??? Why hasn't it moved through yet??
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What is Trump? And why are people posting about it all the time?
the ancient Americans believed that Trump, pharaoh of new yorkâlater exiled to floridaâwas the second incarnation of their national demiurge, Reagan. he did little to discourage this, even taking the name Donald in direct reference to the ancient conservative deity
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writing tip: donât tell us your characterâs backstory. donât tell us what your character is thinking. donât tell us what your character is doing. donât tell us anything. the reader should simply look at a blank page and be suddenly overcome with emotion.
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âcmere boyâ
*sound of clanging pots and pans getting closer*
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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
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I would to atp
Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you
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Stfu rn I'm mad at u
In my heart, the monthly reunions between the members of Argo II continue to happen, everyone remains friends and lived happily ever after!!!!!
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I confuse people. i have a happy personality and a sad soul. i'm bold but shy. i love deeply but sometimes i feel heartless. i'm healing and hurting at the same time. i'm dedicated to growth, but i self sabotage
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My perfect mashed potatoes
The secret is in the water; literally, itâs IN the water.
See, when you boil potatoes, a lot of special starches and sugars and stuff leeches out into the water. When you drain the water before mashing them, you throw away a lot of good stuff, which is a big part of what makes mashed potatoes âdryâ and bland, even when you add large amounts of cream and butter and things.
So donât throw out any water.
Hereâs how you do that:
First, cut your potatoes into smaller cubes than you probably do. (Iâve left the skins on for flavor and also, thatâs where a lot of a potatoâs nutrients are, like protien and iron and vitamins B and C, just to name a few)
The reason for cutting them smaller (besides avoiding giant peices of skin) is so that there is less space in the pot between each peice for water to fill, so you use less water to cook them. Thatâs important because you wonât be draining any water, so you canât afford to have too much water! For the same reason, just barely cover them with water when they go on the stove.
But! Before you do that, put the pot on the stove with some butter, garlic, and seasonings; let the butter start to sizxle just a little then put most of a single layer of potatoes in the pan and let the brown and sear. Turn them, brown them on all sides, get âem fairly dark (I forgot to get a pic here because I was worried Iâd burn the butter).
Ready? now throw the rest of the potatoes in right on top, and add your water, give them a stir. This way, youâre boiling in some of that lovely fried potato/french fry flavor.
Okay, so, as they cook, you may need to add a little water, not too much! ideally the very highest piece of potato will be poking just above the surface. Now, when your potatoes are really really soft, mash them directly into the water. Just pull them off the stove, leave all the water in, and start mashing. Trust me. At first youâll think thereâs too much water. If you get them mashed and they ARE a little too liquidy, just put âem back on the stove. Youâll have to stir often or constantly, but they will steam off additional water without losing any good stuff.
Now add some salt, and taste. Right?! And you havenât even put in any cream or cheese or anything yet.
Speaking of which, you can use like, a third of the amount of butter or cream or anything, and they will still taste better than usual. So they taste better AND they are higher in nutrients AND lower in fats and salts! Thatâs a lot of win â enjoy your potatoes!
Fuck Columbus! Indigenous Rights! And happy Thanksgiving!
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... I can defend myself... I just won't rn
Reblog if you've ever stayed up all night to read a fanfiction about dead gay wizards on a School night
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me when the disability disables me: oh what the fuck? this sucks. what the hell man!
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hi guys i'm just your gentle reminder that IN 2 DAYS IT WILL BE JEGULUS DAY GUYS SO BE READY I WILL POST LIKE 9149101010283857572910 SHITTY THINGS BOUT EM
btw this is also an informative post bcs i know not everybody knows bout jegulus day
so here's the thing:
every year, the sun (james) and the star of regulus (obv reggie duh) meet up for a conjunction on august 23
SO YEAH ITS GONNA BE THEIR DAY
I CANT WAITTTTTTT IM GONNA POST JEGULUS THING ALL DAY (not like i don't already do this shhhh)
btw reblog to let more people know bout jegulus day and obv post something jegulus related for the jegulus dayyyyyyy
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