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*he stands there bamboozled but laughs after a solid minute*
*in a flash of blue light, Micah telaports outside, having his tail and fangs back. This time around, he's wearing tan pants, black vans and a blue t-shirt, reviling scars on his arms*
@micahberkhoff
Kevin jumps back at the flash of blue light, eyes wide
"Hello???"
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Due to a mixture of Disney advertising the Book of Bill as being 18+ and also Billford shippers flourishing, I was very disappointed when I read it and it was more of a 13+ book and didn't contain a 60 page long graphic sex scene with Bill and Ford. (Joking. The book was good)
#the book of bill#book of bill#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#bill x stanford#gravity falls bill cipher#pro shipping#shipping#disappointed#this is a joke#joking#don't take this too seriously#gravity falls thoughts#gravity falls the book of bill#gravity falls it is good to be back#gravity falls post#gravity falls discussion#gravity falls fandom#gravity falls ford#gravity falls bill#gravity falls book#gravity falls#ford pines#bill cypher#just joking#i'm kidding#don't take it seriously#don't take this seriously lol
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We had SatoSugu
It's time for Itafushi <3
#I won't let Megumi Sea Urchin Fushiguro be forgotten!#Itadori has the same smile as an axolotl#I'm kidding#but I'm freaking out thinking about the next parallels we'll have in the opening of Shibuya#imagine a scene referencing Sukuna with the hands around Megumi's neck#or Megumi and Yuji having to let go of their hands and face their enemies alone#jjk spoilers#jjk#megumi fushiguro#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#itadori yuji#itafushi#fushiita#satosugu#stsg#geto suguru#suguru geto#jjk manga#jjk season 2#jjk s2
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crosshair is a dry cereal eater but not a dry cereal enjoyer. he thinks he doesn't deserve the milk
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max's infinite supply of god awful red bull caps that he refuses to take off 🤝 charles' floppy sun hat collection he's been wearing everywhere
#lestappen#everything is lestappen if you're delusional enough#its giving something something soulmates#i'm kidding#but not really#max verstappen#charles leclerc
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I really want to post more Artwork! I have many "unfinished" projects and yet I don't show anything because my anxiety has been rising the last few weeks and for some reason everything needs to be "perfect" (which is unreasonable ofc)
Hopefully I can clarify a few things in the near future! I'll try to gather the strength to finish anything!
As always, be patient with me, I'm stupid as fuck/j
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Dual profile pictures for punk sapphics only ~♡
Original photo:
source: The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn't A Guy At All (気になってる人が男じゃなかった, Kininatteru Hito ga Otoko ja Nakatta) - Sumiko Arai
#I'm kidding#you don't have to be a pair of punk saphics to use these#Sumiko Arai#the guy she was interested in wasn't a guy at all#manga#yuri#yuri manga#saphic#queer#aesthetic pfp#discord pfp#anime pfp#pfp#pfp icons#profile photo#anime#manga pfp#pfp art#dual pfp#dual profile pic#profile pic art#profile icons#profile pics#profile picture#couple pfp#couple prolie pictures
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I would like to thank Hoyo for clearly demonstrating why Childe is desperate to be Capitano's wife.
#genshin impact#genshin#no spoilers#but goddamn Cappy is amazing#i desire him carnally#capitano genshin#genshin capitano#capitano#Like damn daddy chill#I'm kidding#Don't chill#Please keep doing what you're doing#I need it in my life
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this took longer than it should've
also I checked this and Vincent is dead wrong lmao
#side note but vincent wearing heart shaped sunglasses to the end of the world heals my soul#ford pines#stanford pines#ford pines gravity falls#ford gravity falls#stanford pines gravity falls#stanford gravity falls#gravity falls ford pines#gravity falls ford#gravity falls stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls#gf#stan pines#stanley pines#stan pines gravity falls#stanley pines gravity falls#gravity falls stan pines#gravity falls stanley pines#gravity falls oc#gf oc#bty3 draws#and then they had hate sex#I'M KIDDING#I JEST I JEST
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Accidentally burned my hand earlier, currently -5° outside, feeling like Charles Smith in Colter 😔❤️
#I was taking food out of the oven and sneezed#just need an arthur morgan to fuss over my burned hand 😔✋#I'm kidding#maybe#I tried to post this earlier but I think it disappeared into the void#mick squeaks#funnies#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#charles smith#red dead redemption community
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Me when someone says they don't like Echo
#i'm kidding#have whatever opinion you want#although kinda not kidding#because i will judge your taste#i am going to have so much fun with picture#perfect reaction material#star wars#the bad batch#the bad batch season 2 spoilers#the bad batch spoilers#tbb spoilers#echo#arc trooper echo#tbb echo#with this picture not with picture ffs#i can't be bothered to go back and change that now#oh well
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Time really hates the rain 😅
Give him an umbrella please, so he doesn't despair 🤣
#zeldathesacredrealm#sacred realm#sr time#artists on tumblr#zelda au#hero of time#ocarina of time link#oot#funny art#funny videos#funny stuff#poor Time#He hates getting his hair wet#I'm kidding#that's not the reason 🤣#nintendo
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Emma May being a botany major and was actually the plug for the entire campus at fiddlefords and fords college probably
#WEED ONLY 💔#guys just trust me#I was there#I'm kidding#sigh 💔#emma may dixon#emma-may Dixon#emma may mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#stanford pines#ford pines#she taught Tate how to grow it when he was about 17-18#tate mcgucket#i guess
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Interviewer: What do you like most about Robin?
Raven: His smile.
Beast Boy: He is so funny.
Blue Beetle: He always has a plan.
Superboy: His girlfriend.
1 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
#And so Kon died entombed in kryptonite#I'm kidding#Dick and Kory dug him up just in time#damirae#demonbirds#damian wayne#damianwayne#damian robin#robin damian#dc robin#robin dc#robin#rachel roth#rachelroth#raven dc#raven teen titans#raven
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Yuesya I'm sure as a loving author you wouldn't give Kiyohira his arm back just to kill him off, right? He can sit pretty as the Tobiume branch elder and not get killed on a mission. My trust in you is totally absolute after last chapter.
:D
#QA#i'm kidding#maybe#kiyohira's fate is undecided atm#we'll see where it goes!#everyone is fair game#(nods)
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this is how you fall in love
BRADLEY "ROOSTER" BRADSHAW x FEM READER
summary just you and rooster, forever
warnings fluff fluff fluffy fluff not proofread !
a/n pls send me a man like rooster thanks
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the night bradley first met you, he knew one day you two would share a home filled with love and laughter.
despite the dim lighting of the bar and the crowd of people, you still catch bradley's attention from the very moment he steps into the bar. you're dancing with your best friend next to the jukebox, a grin plastered on your face. you're wearing a short red dress, the skirt of your dress swishing around you as you move to the rhythm to the music.
bradley can't help but stare. no one notices, except penny. she rests her forearms on the bar, leaning forward. she says, "she's single, you know. go shoot your shot." he smirks slightly, then turns to look at you, catching your gaze.
usually, when you're caught staring, you immediately look away. but with the help of a little liquid courage, you hold bradley's gaze, refusing to look away first. he stares at you and you stare back, even as he gets up from his seat at the bar and makes his way over to you.
"hey, gorgeous. i'm bradley, but everyone calls me rooster. can i buy you a drink?" he says, staring into your eyes. you'd be a fool not to accept. you were many things, but definitely not a fool.
"that would be wonderful." you tell him, smiling. you tell him your name and follow him to the bar.
throughout the course of the night, bradley learns your favourite colour, why you're in town, and most importantly your number.
"call me." you say, pressing your lips to his cheek after he drops you off at your doorstep that night. bradley replies with a "yes ma'am" and watches you fumble with your keys. his hands are stuffed into the pockets of his jeans as he leans against his car, waiting for you to make it back into your apartment safely.
only when you lock the front door behind you does bradley drive off.
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the very friday the next week, bradley takes you out for dinner. he knocks on your front door at 630pm sharp, with ample time for you to make it for your 7pm reservation.
with a reservation at one of the best restaurants in town, you made sure to dress your best. you wore a long black dress, which hugged your body in all the right places. your hair was pulled back into a sleek low bun, your lips painted dark red. you looked pretty, and most importantly, you felt pretty.
bradley lets out a low whistle as you do a little spin for him. your cheeks flush as smile softly. you hold onto his forearm for balance as you put on your heels, and the whole scene feels oddly domestic.
strangely enough, you didn't mind. you had only met bradley once before, but the two of you had talked throughout the week, and you already felt comfortable with him.
"what are you smiling so happily about?" bradley chuckles, snapping you out of whatever fantasies you were thinking about.
"nothing." you reply, but your grin remains on your face.
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the moment you realised you were in love with bradley was around the time where you were 3 months into dating. it had starting raining during your lunch date, so to shield you from the rain, bradley put his zip-up hoodie on your shoulders and used his body to shield you from the rain.
once you made it to the car, he opened the car door for you, and closed it behind you like a true gentleman. then, he walked back to the sidewalk. curious, you stared in his direction. you watched as he bent down and started picking things up from the sidewalk and moving them into the trimmed grass next to it. he was picking up....worms?
five minutes later, he came back running to the car.
"sorry for keeping you waiting, babe."
you didn't really know what to say, so you just replied, "it's okay. the worms...looked like they needed help."
"thanks, i knew you'd understand." he grinned as he started the engine.
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the moment you knew you were going to marry bradley occurred when you were at mav and penny's for dinner. you had dropped something on the floor, and bent down from your seat on a chair to pick it up. without batting an eye, bradley put his hand over the sharp corner of the table, while continuing to talk to mav.
that very moment, you knew that you were going to marry him someday. you knew he was the one you wanted to spend the rest of your life with. being with him felt natural, like it was the way things were meant to be.
no matter what happened in life, at some point the two of you were meant to argue over whose apartment to move into.
the two of you were meant to squabble over what colour the bathroom towels for your new shared apartment should be.
the two of you were meant to walk down the aisles of a supermarket to look for the nicest-smelling detergent.
the two of you were meant to squabble over things like the toilet seat being left up. (bradley learnt his lesson after that fight. the toilet seat was always left down. whatever you wanted, you got.)
the two of you were meant to sit at the dining table with cups of tea, going over your grocery list for the week.
and that was exactly what the rest of you life with bradley "rooster" bradshaw was like.
#📓—juniwrites#top gun maverick#tgm#bradley rooster bradshaw#bradley bradshaw x reader#bradley bradshaw#rooster x reader#rooster bradshaw#bradley bradshaw imagine#this is a cry for help#i'm kidding#but please lmk where i can find a guy like rooster#this is so bad idek why i'm posting it#i should probably sleep
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