#(I'm gonna go mimir now)
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outer-andromeda · 4 days ago
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Would Gab want to meet some Angels (Players) of the other AUs?
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OH FOR SURE. Whether they were an ex-employee or else, he'd definitely want to meet any of them given they've all went through the same experience (of going through the factory and getting traumatized lmao /lh) but they're all different people. He'd be intrigued for sure.
Credits for all the characters Gabby interacts with ! (in order) :
Janet by @chibifox2002
Drew by @cupophrogs
And Mason by @furathegoat (because if your guy loves astronomy then you bet Gabby's gonna want to ramble about it with him)
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r0-boat · 9 months ago
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It's me again teehee~
I came with another request for headcanons because I'm thirsty for these men. So, let's imagine that the 5 kings + Belphegor are gonna do the mimir, but suddenly MC just enters into the room in flirty mode, starting to undress and they're wearing lingerie. Loved to see their reaction hehehe~✨
Aaaaahhhggggg
Going crazy for this ask!
Whb Kings+belphegor reaction to S/o in lingerie
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Satan
He likes tight ribbon-like fabric that hugs your skin not too tight but just enough to show a little bit of your body pudge. Good Lord he loves pudgy thighs. If he sees just a little bit of that sweet naked body bulging through the fabric he will go Feral.
Speaking of feral you cannot have nice things with Satan. Any clothes he deems nice he will just tear it off your lingerie, especially lingerie which is not an exception. He will toy with the tight little ribbons with his claws slowly cutting it like he's unwrapping a little gift. Smiling like an idiot when he watches your chest or your thighs come free from the snug bindings.
He will still leave some of the damaged and discarded lingerie on you just so he can see you scratched up, marked your ass bruised, and the pretty little clothing now tattered and broken.
That's when he finally takes you, sliding his cock inside but not finishing inside you no... He wants to finish his masterpiece. Instead taking out his cock to stroke until he cums all over your body. If he could he would Take a photo of this you fucked out drunk and beaten scratched and bruised and save it on his phone screen.(He doesn't because you would kill him)
Mammon
One favorite? Why does he have to choose one favorite? Why can't he just buy and have you wear All of them. Yes master That's a good human, that's it, come closer, strip for him and give him a proper fashion show...
He politely asks you to show yourself turn around let him see everything, You may own him but that doesn't stop him from admiring who owns him. He is hard and he knows you're staring so he parts his robes just enough for himself to spring out. He wants you to know what You do to him.
At the end he still rock hard as he gets up to hug you from behind He asks you which one is your favorite. He likes all of them. And he really likes that you put on a show for him. He will definitely do this more often, He does have a third closet he doesn't use for anything so maybe that's where He will put all the sexy clothes and jewels he wants you to wear for him. He only wants you to wear these things because you own them everything he owns is yours.
He wonders how you would look in the fanciest get up not just lingerie He wants you to parade around your wealth in the fanciest of Tartaros parties. Well maybe you should wear the lingerie underneath,hehe
Leviathan
Wanting the tease the demons of envy you tied him up The rope you used to strangle him now tying his wrist so tightly. As a little treat you do have one of those strangulation collars around his neck just in case he gets a little too rowdy. And with a little extra treat a gag in his mouth. He glares at you if looks could kill you would be dead 20 times over snarling as he sinks his fangs into the rubber ball so hard you think it might break.
But his eyes immediately soften when you take off your clothes revealing soft white lace, He drinks you in, His heart pounding in his chest the urge the need to touch you yet not getting what he wants burning jealousy inside him. His mindswarming with thoughts of how long You have worn that underneath your clothes this whole time. You see his mind wandering giving you that look you know so well You pull on his choker.
He can't spit nasty words, He can't tell you to hang He can't break from his strangulation rope to fuck you till you can't stand. All he could do is feel the tightness in his pants tightening more as you break him down with each tug on his choker. He can't even buck his hips when you sit in his lap.
When Levi is done being difficult you finally let him go his eyes no longer filled with resistance dropping his facade to just pure want. When he finally touches you he looks as if he's in a trance.
Beelzebub
You wore that underneath your normal clothes as you went clubbing with him in Abyssos. He didn't even realize you were wearing that He didn't even know because he wasn't taking you to any of the sex clubs. It was just a normal night of fun until his hand slipped underneath your shirt his eyes widened. Now he wish he did to a sex club.
He thought his mind was playing tricks on him at first before dipping down again and... He never took you to a bathroom so fast he practically ripped off your normal clothes his breaths heavy. He has never been so hard in his life! There you are wearing this underneath your clothes The whole time no underwear no nothing just this!
He's upset that he didn't take you to a sex club so he could properly enjoy you but that will have to wait. For now he's going to take you in bathroom. He will push the Lacey clothing aside and fuck you His mouth and tongue running across the fabric.
After the quickie, which wasn't really quick because he lasted multiple rounds. Your clothes are ripped off but he didn't care He needed you back at the castle in his bed right fucking now carrying you in his arms His jacket over you.
Lucifer
You caught him off guard.... How dare you. He didn't even know you could do that. You child of Adam are full of surprises. He expected a lot of things when he turned his chair but not for you to drop your clothes. Sure he should have because you were a whore of a human being/affectionate But he did not expect what you were wearing underneath. The moment he took his eyes off the paper he was holding in his hand then unto you His eyes widened, His breath hitching. He turned around before getting up out of a seat.
You feel as though the end of your holes is near as he slowly walks up to you, He inspects you at first. Making a noise that you've never heard him make before It sounded like a hiss kind of? Or maybe a pur??
He knew the existence of lingerie but he didn't know he would see it's in person today. It is a surprise but to be honest a welcome one But he will have to punish you for your rather bold decision of showing it off in front of him. A punishment he is excited to enact.
Oh don't worry he will make you scream and rise but the lingerie will stay intact. He's having way too much fun playing and feeling the fabric as you ride and scream on his cock. You look beautiful... Like an angel, albeit a lewd one.
Belphegor
Lingerie soft fabric very comfy. Makes you look sexy makes him want to touch you 10 out of 10 would fuck you in his sleep again.
He prefers the lingerie that value comfort over sexiness. He will be obsessed with touching you when you wear that. He wants you to wear more things like that to bed. Being pretty much his teddy bear when you're wearing something He wants to make sure it's soft.
Tho no matter how much he loses sleep when he is trying to press his cock in between your flushed thighs he will not comment on that. Listen if sex helps beleth sleep that it should work on him.
He likes to play with the fabric well he drifts off. Pressing his whole body against you feeling the softness of your body and the softness of the fabric.
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the-hufflepuffle · 1 year ago
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Incorrect God of War Quotes
(Some from a generator, some conversations I had)
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Kratos: you have to apologize to Mimir
Freya: fine.
Freya to Mimir: "unfuck you" or whatever
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*Sif and Thrud skipping rocks*
Sif: it's such a beautiful night
Thrud: take that you fucking lake
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Kratos: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Atreus: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Freyr: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Mimir: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Atreus: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Freyr: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Mimir: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Freya, annoyed: You are disappointments
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Kratos: had a realization today
Freya: what?
Kratos: someone asked me what I'd do if I had a week to live
Freya: yeah and?
Kratos: I'd go into the woods, die and let the earth reclaim me.
Freya: yeah okay. You'll need to tell me when you're doing that.
Kratos: why, I'm dying at the end of jt its not camping
Freya: it's cute you think I'm a.) Gonna let you die alone and b.) Die without setting a marker for me and Atreus to find and visit you
Kratos, defeated: yes maam
Freya: because we know how it'll go if you do that
Kratos, still defeated: you'll bring me back, and then kill me yourself
Freya: I'm glad we understand each other.
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Freyr: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Freya, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Freyr:
Freyr: fsh
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Atreus : You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Thrud: Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Skjoldr: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.
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Thrud: I made this leather pouch and then I made another one and
Sif: we don't even need a DNA test that's all you
Thor: yeah...I know
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Warflower kid, age 7: Atreus, what are you doing?
Atreus, doing a kids puzzle and teasing: I'm figuring out this puzzle. It's clearly 3 different puzzles.
WF kid: uh... no it isnt
Atreus: prove it
WF kid: okay (finds puzzle pieces) ahem
Atreus: go ahead prove it
*a couple minutes later*
WF kid: see?
Atreus: I guess you proved me wrong bud.
WF kid: yeah I did *keeps playing with other toys*
Atreus: I love you bud
WF kid: I love you too. *turns to look* do you really think it was 3 puzzles?
Atreus: yup.
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Odin: hey, Balder come here. Is this flour or powdered sugar?
Balder: it's flour.
Odin: hiw do you know?
Balder: because I can tell by looking at it?
Odin: taste it
Balder, tasting flour: ew why? What was the purpose? That's nasty
Odin: now you know it's flour.
Balder: I ALREADY KNEW IT WAS FLOUR
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Kratos: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
Freya : Peonies, why?
Kratos:
Freya : Were you going to get me flowers?
Kratos:
Freya :
Kratos: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ
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*watching the new Hunger Games*
Atreus: *looks over at Thrud about to say something*
Thrud: *mocking the little voice saying "enjoy the show"*
Atreus: listen I was literally gonna tell you how we would suck in the hunger games cause we'd be marching in there fucking making fun of the little voice each time it went off
Thrud: honestly yeah. Then I'd kill you
Atreus: what?
Theud: we've discussed this. I don't want you living with the trauma of the Hunger Games. Mercy killing.
Atreus: I don't know whether to be afraid or touched.
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Freya: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.
Freyr: I LIKE OREOS AND PUSSY-
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Freya: and if anything happens we blame Heimdal
Heimdal: wait why-
Freya: you are a smaller version of the man I hate!
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WF kid: how long have you been married?
Kratos: 4 years
WF kid: *big gasp* but I'm 6
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11queensupreme11 · 8 months ago
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QUEEN ITS LIKE 2AM HERE, AND I CANT SLEEP CUZ YOUR NEWEST CHAPTER IS STRESSING ME TF OUT STOPP 😭
When i read the TWs, my eyes literally bulged out hahwhwjwk
As a hard core posy fan, i was fed the finest of feasts this chapter <3 lol i already know pillow-humper, skin-licker, daughter-lover, vouyerism-fetishizing, daddyseidon is a bit freaky but aint no way his first major fatherly disciplinary action is TO SPANK HER, and mf was smirking too 😭
this is even more wild to think abt considering that blud has never had a child to discipline before, so im pretty sure this scenario was floating in his crusty ass mind for a while and now hes finally had the chance to act on it
Another thing, i thought the whole ichor tasting scene was the cause for the cannabilism TW and i was like oh ok 🙂 and then my jaw dropped 😭😭 BEELIE 😭😭
I was a beelcy stan from the very beginning. Still am. But his recent actions — him just not saying that he fcked up and shouldnt have made that deal w loki, his newfound jealousy and rage against anthonious (leave him alone, he sounded hella cute in that pov and in his other interactions w our loser stop😔), and lastly WHAT HE DID TO MIMIR theres no going back 😭 i feel like all the love ur giving to beel this act 1 is like our hook but then youre gonna make him such an unhinged and even hateable yan (tbh u've been hinting at that a loooong time ago but my delulu ahh kept coping, correct me if im wrong, yes im still coping). Like i have this feeling that by the end, beels gonna be one of the people percy would start to hate a lot, maybe even the most cuz, while i havent read or watched pjo, i know that his character has a lot to do w loyalty as a trait. This then gives way for other yans to swoop in and get close to her, i see you author 😡.
Sooner or later, all of beels advantages will be stripped away from him: (1) him not being related since now theres anubis and loki, (2) his knowledge of her identity/being someone she can talk to without having to be careful with her words, since loki already knows and eventually everyone else will know, (3) her friendship w him/the trust that he'll have her back because my god he keeps fucking up and all his problems will blow up sooner or later cuz he keeps bottling it up, (4) the possibility of maybe having a normal relationship w her since mimir squashed that down. There could be more but im too braindead to think rn
You're honor, i cant defend him no more 😭
As a beelcy fan, im rolling on the floor, puking tears. But as someone who has been craving apollo and hades, and is currently warming up to loki, im so 💙💙💙
Im supposed to be asleep so i can continue drawing later, but then you dropped this nuke on me and i dont know what to do w my thoughts 😞
"pillow-humper, skin-licker, daughter-lover, vouyerism-fetishizing, daddyseidon is a bit freaky but aint no way his first major fatherly disciplinary action is TO SPANK HER, and mf was smirking too 😭"
pls i'm crying at the names 😭😭 poseidon's no longer the god of the seas or god of gods, he's just.... pillow-humer, skin-licker, daughter-lover, and vouyerism-fetishizer LMAO I CONSIDER THAT AS AN UPGRADE 😂😂😂😂😂
and yes daddyseidon has been WAITING for the moment to finally 'discipline' her 💀💀 he just didn't think she'd try to risk her life for it, but whelp, she's okay now so he can spank her for it later 😂😂😂
and as for beelie.... 😔
oh beelzebub, whatever are we gonna do with you 🥲
for your sake, everyone should keep their expectations for beelzebub low. i mean technically, you should do that for all the yans, but beelzebub ESPECIALLY 😂😂
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fyeahnix · 2 months ago
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Oh sweet baby Atreus..... (major spoilers for a 7 year old game below)
Yes I know I'm spoiler tagging a 7 year old game but as I myself am catching up with games now, I do appreciate not being spoiled with story things myself!
Anyway I have gotten to the point where Kratos tells Atreus of his lineage. He's a (demi) god. And Atreus is HAPPY.
But there is a problem. He's developed a god complex almost immediately. And this is where the writing, imo, has been phenomenal.
Kratos doesn't really know how to be a dad (especially after his....very tragic past). He's learning to be one again as the story progresses.
Atreus, on the other hand, had spent his life so far thinking his father didn't want him or didn't care about him because of his "illness." Thinking he was weak. So finding out he's actually a god gives him a newfound sense of confidence. Atreus had always been confident enough to prove his father wrong, but this level of confidence is interesting. He now thinks that because he's a god, he's worthy of his father's approval. He's "strong" now, he can do whatever and go wherever he wants, he knows what's best over others, he thinks! He's a god!
......he's also like 10 (?) years old lol. And that type of belief from a kid that young seems funny and innocent enough but if you don't teach a kid out of that mindset, if you don't check him on that, that will fester and affect how he sees the world as he continues to age. And that's immediately evident in the way he speaks to Mimir right after learning this info.
And I KNOW the writers know exactly what they're doing with this because Mimir even has some subtle displeased reactions to what Atreus says, like "uhm...are we not gonna talk about this???" and with the description of how Tyr is a "good" god who was beloved by all. Kratos is either letting this behavior slide a little bit because this is the first time he's seen his son so happy and confident, or he may not see the issue just yet. He does give his son the talk about using his godhood for good but I'm not sure yet how much of an effect that will have. That remains to be seen.
Throughout the entire story so far, you grow to love Atreus (at least I do because he's adorable and reminds me of my nephew lol). He's a very smart and determined kid and you can't help but feel a bit bad for him because he initially struggled to keep up with his dad and he constantly fucks up (because he's a child). He learns and grows through the story and while I again have to reiterate that Kratos isn't perfect (no parent is), he's doing what he can to raise and teach his son to be strong. I feel like this segment of the game is determined to make you feel a bit conflicted on your relationship with him because he did act a bit differently before learning of his godhood.
All that to say.... game's awesome so far and the story is better than I anticipated. I love narrative game experiences that make me laugh and cry and this game has done both plenty of times. I think I'm in the last third of the game right now so I'm eager to see how this concludes. And I am def eager to play Ragnarok after I finish Miles Morales after this.
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aylaaescar · 9 months ago
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Tysinno, please! I love him and want to know more about him!
nd I'm always happy to talk about him! :') thank you, Kris! he's my best guy <3
01. Full name:
Tysinno Maratis. if he has a middle name, idk what it is... or if people in Maj had middle names? maybe next Q&A I'll ask that one.
02. Best friend:
this one is kind of a tie between Tallys, Shery, Briony, and Mimir. :D back in his circle days, it was Red. they're still friendly now, but their relationship is a lot more awkward than it was when they were teenagers. (it'll get better, though.)
03. Sexuality:
biromantic and demisexual. I was wondering if he's demiromantic as well, but I think not, given how quickly he got a crush on Ayla.
04. Favorite color:
I'm thinking a really dark navy blue? like:
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05. Relationship status:
as of right this moment in-game, he's single. he's absolutely fallen for Ayla, though, and I'm eagerly awaiting when they can become an official couple. :')
06. Ideal mate:
someone who isn't afraid of harsh truths when necessary, and is able to pull him out of his own head. someone with a good heart, and a sense of justice. someone he can talk to about travel and art and literature and know they'll be listening. :)
07. Turn-ons:
kind of N/A for most of his life, tbh, given that he's demisexual, but I guess it's worth noting that seeing Ayla in the sheer outfit she wore for the Lockwood dinner is where I realized he is demi and not ace, so... 🤣 I'm gonna say muscles definitely do things for him.
08. Favorite food:
you know, I'm not entirely sure. I think that as of right now, I'd go with the Blest equivalent of spiced chickpea stew, with coconut and turmeric. Tysinno doesn't eat a lot of meat, and enjoys things that are both hearty and have some spice.
09. Crushes:
Ayla <3 he started crushing on her pretty quickly. probably while they were still in Capra after Quiial, tbh. he had a (mutual) crush on Red back in their circle days, but it never went anywhere, and there was some brief attraction to Tallys and Chase that fizzled out in favor of friendship.
10. Favorite music:
I have no idea how I'd answer this for Blest, since idk what music styles exist, but in terms of a modern AU, he'd definitely lean towards gothic, dark rock and metal. he'd be very fond of O. Children's sound, and special mention to The Cure and Guns n Roses (obligatory shout-out, since I named his undercover name and call sign after those bands lol)
11. Biggest fear:
being responsible for the deaths of all his loved ones. oh, wait.
honestly, anything like Maj happening again. he's been avoiding groups and connections for years because he's convinced he's bad luck - it's kind of why he left the Circle without so much as a goodbye after graduation.
if you want a silly fear, I feel like clowns used to creep him out until he befriended Chandry, lol.
12. Biggest fantasy:
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just kidding (or am I...). I think that his biggest "man, I wish this was my life" fantasy is being a traveling artist. going all over the continent, able to make a living off his art, seeing all the sights and exploring different cultures and having a home to come back to. also, having a cat. or several. he's not picky.
Ayla, of course, also features in his fantasies a lot more lately. :)
13. Bad habits:
he bites his nails. he knows he shouldn't, but he really can't help himself when he's stressed. it gets kind of gross, and it's the one nervous habit he's retained from childhood and hasn't been able to kick.
14. Biggest regret:
well, there is Maj. :') Tysinno also regrets leaving the Circle without a goodbye, the more the story goes along. he left because of his fears of a repeat of Maj, but as time passes, he just wishes that he hadn't been so afraid. he doesn't know what life would've been like if he hadn't left.
15. Best kept secrets:
the Words of Power and the incident at Maj are probably the biggest two he's kept, so far. Tysinno also keeps his art to himself, but I wouldn't call it his best kept secret by any means.
16. Last thought:
"Gods, if I catch those recruits ignore Shery again, I'm making them run laps around Haven itself."
17. Worst romantic experience:
technically speaking, Tysinno's never actually been in a romantic relationship prior to Ayla. but he and Red had a mutual crush on each other in the Circle back as teenagers, which was never acted on. they didn't want to ruin their friendship, for one, and Tysinno just... wasn't ready for a relationship, yet. he left the Circle because he was terrified of something happening to another group of people he cared about, and telling Red that he had feelings for him just wasn't something he was ready for then. obviously that ship has sailed by the time SHOH rolls around, but I'd say that's the worst (and only) thing so far?
that, or the mutual crush on Zori when they were kids. poor Zori.
18. Biggest insecurity:
I've mentioned already that he thinks he's bad luck for people, and it remains true. it gets better over time, but it's still very much there. he tends to second-guess his decisions, does that count as an insecurity?
more minor ones: his prominent eye bags, and how bad his nails can look if he's been chewing on them. this is why he wears goggles and brings around a pair of gloves, just in case.
19. Weapon of choice:
healer with a gun! he's no Tallys or Trouble by any means, but his aim isn't half bad. I think he favors magic more often in a fight, though.
20. Role Model:
he looked up to his mother, Hecathe, a lot when he was a kid. I think he also sees Tallys as a role model in some areas, but not enough to really qualify her as one in general?
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chewydolls · 1 year ago
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QSMP x Ever After High characters that remind me of them
Quackity x Duchess Swann
Bitchy ™
Quackity/ElQ and White Swan/Black Swan parallels
Yearning for romantic love
Resented guys who think they were doomed from the start to be unlovable, cursed to stay at the sideline watching with jealousy as their peers get the happy ending they could never hope to achieve
They actually have the means to take agency over their fate, but this requires some healing and introspection that the respective villains from their worlds are direct or indirectly preventing them from doing
Still, happiness most likely won't come in the way they fantasize bout
Feathers? Birbs??? Idk
Jaiden x Briar Beauty
They're both associated with roses
Their arcs are shaped by grief: in Briar's case the certainty of outliving all her friends makes her mourn the life she knows while they're still alive; and Jaiden was deeply shaken by Bobby's death
That doesn't stop them from aligning themselves with the very oppresive organization that stood by and let the tragedy happen, but:
a) They are hurt and going with what is familiar to them
b) They will be chaotic af about it
Agent of chaos aligning with Order can you picture that
They're bffs with figures that uphold the status quo, to varying degrees of how much power they actually have in the grand scheme of things (Cucurucho and Apple)
Isolation is a big theme in the Sleeping Beauty story, and that resonates a lot with Jaiden's arc and how she got close to Cucurucho at her lowest point vs how Briar tries to stay loyal to the Royals even when it hurts her and her closest friends, because Apple is her bestie and was always there for her
Roier x Briar Beauty (again)
A mimir
The whole Animations family is very Briar-coded, actually
Everything I said about Briar's grief works for him, especially the part of mourning people who are still alive bc the threat of being the last person standing weights over them
Just... the concept of being the last person alive as your kingdom is ruined and the vines break the beautiful stained glass of your castle and your bed is covered in thorns ✨️
"Living in fear is not living" vs "If I'm gonna sleep for a hundred years, I've got to live it up now!"
They're so good at keeping a "silly guy" act that few people can tell when they're actually sad
Outgoing and charismatic personality but still end up feeling isolated
Special little guy shipped with the confrontational, off-putting little freak (Spiderbit, Briar/Faybelle)
Pac x Blondie Lockes
I'll give it to you they're not that similar but:
Chisme? Gossip?? Fofoca???
Pros at breaking and entering
Drawn to scary creatures with sharp teeth
Cellbit x Alistair Wonderland
You thought I was gonna pair him with Raven, right? Wrong!
Men only know how to do 3 things: solve puzzles, play chess and be absolutely smitten for their partners
Came to the island/eah by accident and immediately got in the nerves of the authorities
Both were abandoned in a dangerous land by the people who later became their found family (not his friends fault, in Alistair's case, totally justifiable in Cellbit's)
In the unlikely scenario where I did pair him with Raven, Felps would 100% be his Maddie, k?
Felps x Maddie Hatter
I'm not doing 1:1 crossover but Alistair/Cell being besties with Maddie/Felps works too i guess
Chaotic, unpredictable, barely comprehensible, they will encourage their bffs to be the best version of themselves while also enabling them to do the dumbest shit possible
Part of a weird polycule that by all means shouldn't be there but they decided to make it everyone else's problem
Signature Food (pasta/tea)
Tina x Cerise Hood
Deeply self-conscious about their identity, hiding under a semblance of innocence so no one notices their monstrous/demon heritage
Actively hiding a part of themselves (horns/ears)
Despite that, they still instigate their friends to be unhinged, as long as they can be on their good side
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izthepup · 2 years ago
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When / If You Are Drunk
Warning! Spoilers and Mentions of beer, mead, and well- obviously drunkenness. 
———Kratos———
- He'll find you and give you a disappointed look
- "Y/N. Why did you drink?"
- He dragged you away from the bottle, poured it out, and put you to bed 
- Mainly so you didn't do anything dumb
———Freya———
- She'll see you and give you a look
- A 'I'm not mad, just disappointed' look.
- She'll just watch you, but keep you in the house
- You're actually pretty entertaining when you're drunk 
———Atreus———
 - He found you and gave you a confused look
- "Y/N, are you okay?"
- Then he saw the bottle of mead
- "Oh, c'mon Y/N, did you really-?" 
- He just watched you after asking Mimir what to do
———Mimir———
- He gave you a disappointed, yet worried look
- He wasn't sure if he did anything wrong to make you want to drink
- "Tsk, (Sister/Brother/Sibling)..."
- He'd get someone to send you to your room
- He was there too, watching you
- Just trying to wait out the drunkenness 
———Sindri———
- He saw you drinking, and was worried and concerned.
- "Y/N! Put that down. Now."
- He sounded like a worried mom
- He sorta baby proofed everything, and just let you walk around in the house
- He poured out all of your mead / beer
- He is kind of baby sitting you while working
- He's gotta admit though, it's funny to watch you
- But he also has to keep you away from his tools... and your weapons..
- He isn't that happy when you're overhung 
- He's probably gonna make you go outside after around 20 minutes so you don't vomit in the house
———Brok———
- He was probably the reason you were drunk
- If he wasn't, he wouldn't be worried if he saw the mead
- "Hey! Y/N! Let me have some too, don't be a hog!"
- Sindri is gonna have to baby sit you
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artyphex · 2 years ago
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My altogether way too detailed God of War "Theory" for how Hel could become "Hel"
Hello
I have a problem when I theorize where I just keep thinking about it until it stops being a theory and basically becomes a fanfic. That's what this is. This is not a theory, this is the outline of a fanfic. But it was fun so I'm gonna post about it
So, in Norse mythology, Hel is the daughter of Loki and Angrboda, sister of Fenrir and Jormungandr. Of Loki's six total children, she is his only daughter. That's not relevant I just think it's fun
(There are people who have seen the Ritual screaming "MODER!!!" right now. Moder is not an actual child of Loki. I can find no official resources that say she is a real child of Loki. I'm sorry Ritual fans, I know she's sexy, but she does not exist.)
It did not escape my nor many fans' notice that Hel is the only child of Loki and Angrboda that we did not see. We got explanations for how Atreus and Angrboda "created" Jormmy and Fenrir, but not Hel. Most fans, myself included, believe this is because she is the most humanoid of their children and will thus be their biological daughter. The possibility of a new person becoming "Hel" was teased in the postgame of Ragnarok, Mimir even saying "it doesn't have to happen soon." While I still wouldn't call it guaranteed, I would say it's extremely likely
So that's enough backstory. Let's get into the actual theory
At some point in the future Angrboda and Atreus are going to get married and have a daughter. They are not going to name her Hel obviously, so I'm gonna Calliope throughout this post.
After her birth, Angrboda, Atreus, and Calliope are all going to live happily in Ironwood. Ten to twelve years of enjoying being giants, having a huge dog, frequent visits from grandpa, and then I'm gonna kill Calliope and Angrboda
How do they die? I don't know. I do know that it's random, not murder, and not anything as dramatic as some sort of monster attack. They get sick. There's a tragic accident. The how does not matter as much as the fact that they are gone and Atreus is devastated
Why both of them? Why not just Calliope? It's about those parallels baby. Kratos lost his wife and daughter, and now his son has lost his wife and daughter. Like some sort of curse, it has happened again. It has happened again
And Atreus is not alone in his grief. Kratos, Mimir, Freya, they're all there grieving with him, but what do you say? What do you do? You could argue that Atreus' situation is not as bad as Kratos' because at least Atreus didn't kill them, but Atreus also has no one to blame. There's no reason this happened. It just happened and it is hideously unfair
And if we know anything about Atreus we know that he is not fantastic at accepting realities he doesn't like, and he is painfully stubborn. He does not accept this, and instead, he swears to get them back.
Atreus devises a plan to go to the Lake of Souls and steal his wife and daughter back. He tells no one about this as he does not want to risk anyone trying to stop him, but he knows he will need outside help. There is one person who comes to mind, one person who he believes would not only not try to stop him, but has direct experience doing exactly what he is trying to do
Sindri
Atreus tracks Sindri down and begs him for his help. He doesn't ask Sindri to actually go with him, he just asks for some kind of help. Some tool. Some technique. Anything. Anything at all.
Sindri surprises him. Sindri actually offers to go with him, show him the path he took, and tell him the most effective ways to fight off the dead that will try and stop him. He offers that, but not for free. This isn't a favor, they're not friends. This is a transaction.
Sindri helps him, and as payment, Atreus gives him his head.
I'm not pulling this out of my ass! This is a real myth. The circumstances are different there but there is a real myth where the dwarves Brok and Sindri are based on ask for Loki's head, though in that myth it's a wager and not a payment, but same difference.
Atreus agrees, and Atreus and Sindri in a new tense "partnership" go to the Lake of Souls to get Atreus' family back. I don't think Sindri follows him into the lake, just takes him to the shore and then Atreus is on his own to actually fight off the dead in the lake.
It goes well! He gets Angrboda's soul back, and not only that, he gets it back whole. All four pieces, fighting the dead the whole way, he gets her back and puts her in her mable. But there is one complication.
Calliope is not there
Not just he can't get her back. She isn't there. She didn't go to the Lake of Souls! Because she's not a giant
She's a god
Whoops! Being 3/4ths giant her parents assumed she was a giant. No. God inheritance is funny like that. She's a god, so she isn't in the Lake of Souls. She is in Hel
Whoops
Atreus and Sindri leave the lake and return to Ironwood. There, Atreus is reluctant to bring Angrboda back. He doesn't have their daughter! He's scared to face her and tell her what he's done when he didn't get Calliope back as well. It's Sindri that convinces him to bring her back. "Convinces" is probably too gentle a word, "forces" is better. Sindri tells Atreus that he doesn't get to do this. He does not get to rob Angrboda of death and then deny her life until it is convenient for him. He either brings her back, faces her, and tells her what he's done, or he smashes her marble and lets her go. He does not get both
So he brings her back, and he tells her what he's done. All of it. He is honest, that he wanted to bring her and Calliope back, but doesn't have Calliope. He swears to her that he will get Calliope back from Hel and everything will be the way it should be.
Angrboda isn't angry. She's calm. She comforts him. Because she trusts Atreus. She's seen him defy fate before, he saved his father! Atreus tells her he will get their daughter back, and she believes him.
This is where Sindri leaves, and tells Atreus that he's upheld his end of their bargain, and will expect Atreus to find him when he's done to give him what he promised. Angrboda asks what that means, but Atreus says not to worry. Together, Angrboda and Atreus go into Hel to get their daughter back (probably with Fenrir too let's be real)
This goes less smoothly
Now up until this point, I have not talked much about combat. There really isn't much point in getting caught up in that in my mind unless it's very important.
This though? This is very important. And this is a fight
I wanna throw hands with Hræsvelgr
Angrboda and Atreus fight their way through Hel, long and hard until they find Calliope. They take her soul and put it in her marble and then they fight their way back out. It looks like they really might make it. They're back at the gate. They did it. He did it
And then Hræsvelgr swoops in and grabs Atreus just as they're about to make it out. Flying him and Calliope's soul back into Hel
This fight would take place partially in the air, partially on high structures Atreus lands on whenever he manages to get away from Hræsvelgr. At first the "fight" isn't very brutal. Atreus doesn't want to hurt Hræsvelgr. He even tries to plead with her to just let them go. Please. Just let this one go. It is no use
The fight does not get violent until Hræsvelgr manages to take a hold of Calliope's soul in her beak. I imagine the image of her pulling it out of the marble looking very much like an eagle pulling meat off its prey. Now Atreus starts to fight back with the intent to harm. Now it's he'll do anything
And in the end he kills Hræsvelgr, but he doesn't win. As Hræsvelgr falls out of the frozen skies of Hel, she rips away one-half of Calliope's soul, and Atreus is powerless to get it back.
Calliope's Hamr (Form) and Hamingja (Fortune) are pulled back into Hel, leaving Atreus with her Hugr (Mind) and Fylgja (Direction).
If you've read this far thank you, we are almost done
Atreus finds Angrboda and tells her he has Calliope. He does not tell her that he only has half of her soul. He never tells her that. He lies to her face about it. He has her, they need to get out of Hel. Now.
Calliope is not the same after she's brought back. The world seems crueler to her for one. She keeps getting hurt. She keeps losing things. "Bad luck" anyone would call it, but it just keeps happening to her. She keeps wandering, like she's being pulled, like something in her heart is telling her to reach a place she can't.
And then one-half of her body starts to grow cold
Then pale
Then begins to rot
And yet somehow, this isn't their biggest problem!
Hræsvelgr is dead, which means it is time for complete and total undead chaos. Nothing they hunt stays dead. There are draugr and Hel-Walkers everywhere and not just in Jotunheim. All the realms. This is what makes Kratos, Freya, and Mimir who have until this moment not been privy to any of this show up at Atreus' doorstep. Not because they think he caused it (then), but because they're worried about his safety. They should all be together so they can figure out whatever is going on in Hel
And then they get there, see Atreus' suspiciously not-dead family, and probably have the most dire version of this meme ever in this history of time
Freya, Kratos, and Mimir: "Uh whatcha got there?"
Atreus: "...a smoothie"
Only then is Atreus forced to confess. He did not bring her back whole. Her form and fortune are still in Hel. Because this is outrageously long, we're gonna speed through the ending here. Its discovered that the undead do not hurt Calliope and are in fact soothed by her, and once Calliope herself learns the truth, she begs to be taken back to Hel. A request Atreus refuses, but Angrboda honors.
They take her back and there the realm is kind to her. The dead are kind to her. There she decides to stay, not just stay, there she decides to take Hræsvelgr's place and become Hel.
Angrboda and Atreus cannot stay, so they leave her there, they have no choice. However, she is not alone. Mimir, the selfless talking head he is, offers to stay with the new "Hel." At least until she has her bearings. It's been a minute since he's advised a true ruler, truth be told he's missed it a bit. There's a big goodbye, and everyone leaves.
When they leave Helheim, Atreus tries to speak with Angrboda, but Angrboda is furious. She trusted Atreus, and he lied to her. He has cost them their daughter forever. Atreus tries to defend what he did, says that he thought it would be alright. They could've found a way to help her. He still thinks maybe they can find someone else to take her place and get her back.
Angrboda tells him to stop. None of that is true, he knew if he told her he couldn't get her whole soul back she would've told him to let the half he did collect go. So it could find the rest back in Hel and be at peace, but he couldn't stand that. He couldn't let her go, and now look at what that's cost them
Maybe if he had told her the truth they could've mourned her together. They could've rebuilt together. They could've stayed together. But he didn't. He lied to her because he knew she always believed him. How could he? How dare he
"Goodbye, Loki."
She leaves him
Having lost his wife and child once again, Atreus goes to Sindri to give him what he promised. Sindri asks him what happened, and Atreus tells him and tells him he's ready now. He's here to give him his payment
Sindri looks at him and says no, he can't take his head. Atreus asks why. And Sindri says the deal was he would get his head, but, he can't think of a way to get to it without cutting his neck, and his neck wasn't part of the deal. (Again, not making this up, this is real in the myth how Loki gets out of getting his head chopped off)
Sindri then says if he has nowhere else to go he can stay with him, and Sindri says if he has anything he needs to finish he will help him. As a favor
And there's your post-game. Atreus and Sindri go around and do any unfinished business that wasn't done during the main game. And also do some bonding. It's a bit of grace after all. That
It's done! You can stop reading now! I'm gonna bullet point some other stuff on this totally not a fanfic theory below this but you do not have to read it!
I obviously obviously obviously do not want Atreus and Angrboda to break up. I ran through EVERY possible way to keep them together and I just couldn't. There was no way that did not feel forced or like it robbed Angrboda of agency and she is already robbed of some agency when she's brought back.
This could open the door for Sigyn to come in as a separate character despite me preferring she and Angrboda be combined into one character. Or, Atreus and Angrboda could get back together in the future after some DEEP reflection on Atreus' part. He fucked up here, he needs to face the consequences
I like to think Hel takes on the will of its ruler. So it gets cleaned up a bit. It becomes it less cruel to the dead who are there whose greatest crime is dying outside of battle
Yes, OBVIOUSLY the scene where Atreus can't get Calliope back will mirror Orpheus and Eurydice in some capacity. Who do you think you're talking to
This actually isn't my only "How Hel becomes Hel" theory! There's another one! Even more complicated, it isn't just about how Hel becomes Hel. Instead, it HEAVILY involves the Egyptian pantheon, requires Atreus and Angrboda to have two more kids and doesn't break them up, features Loki's iconic snake punishment, AND has Atreus' son become Osiris. Maybe I'll post that one too but my god if you think this post is long. Buckle the fuck up
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honeybadger118 · 2 years ago
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"Maybe we're fools"
BROK X MIMIR
Happens after the events with the fates and Mimir has been feeling down about what they said about him. Brok comforts him. Btw Mimir has a body here to make this a little more normal.
With Kratos and Freya gone to Asgard and Tyr away, Mimir has taken to sighing to himself every hour or so. He offered to go with them but having his body back and still getting used to now moving on his own he knew he would slow them down. 
Brok looked up from his work to see Mimir sighing again and looking at the window. 
“ What the hell’s his problem?” he gruffly gestured at Mimir. 
“ I don’t quite know but ever since they came back from seeing those fates he’s been acting like that” whispered Sindri as he cleaned the kitchen
“ I didn’t think that old goat had any insecurities considering he’s the smartest man alive and whatnot ” he remarked
“ Well, whatever it is, it’s been bothering and he hasn’t said anything to anyone”
Brok didn’t think it was any of his business what Mimir got up to but when Sindri stepped out to sweep the outside he found that the silence and Mimir’s obvious upset mood were suffocating
Damn Mimir, fucking making me all distracted so I can’t fucking work.
He decided to try and at least ask Mimir what happened out there. So, he set his tools down and walked over to him. Not one to beat around the bush or be subtle he said “ Well what the hell has you in the dumps?” 
Mimir stopped looking at the window and turned to Brok with sad eyes. 
When he said nothing Brok continued “ I figures you’d be celebrating and fucking jumping from joy at the copy of your old body that Freya made or something”
“ Well, I didn’t think you cared about my well being enough to ask Brok” Mimir chuckled
It was obvious to Brok,though, that the laughter did not reach his eyes and he was obviously trying not to answer.
Brok loses what little patience and remarks “ Alright, what the hell’s your problem? It’s obvious whatever those damn fates said bothered you”
“ Alright, you got me there. It's just that ever since we traveled to the dwarven realm I’ve been seeing with my own eyes just how terrible I was while working under Odin. Those fates said that after all this time I haven’t changed and as much as I hate to listen to them. Deep down ‘i'm inclined to agree” he said looking away
He felt embarrassed admitting this to the one person he'd been constantly arguing with since this whole mess started.
“ While Odin imprisoned me on the tree I never truly sat down to think about how many lives I’d affected trying to please that one-eyed fucker” he spat
“ Listen, I’ve alive for a long time and I’ve pissed off more fuckers than weapons I’ve made” he said
“ If I were you I’d do my best to fix whatever shitshow you caused, feeling guilty does nothing for anyone.You do what you can and then some.” he said while looking Mimir right in the eyes. That comment made Mimir look at Broke in a way he never had before. He was grateful that despite their obvious differences he tried to make him feel better.
 “Besides you’re probably gonna fuck up again in the future so don’t dwell to deeply in the past ” With that, the tender moment they had was broken by Brok’s comment.
Mimir’s eyes widened before bursting out into a hearty laughter as he slapped his knees ( yk that thing old men do) from amusement. 
Brok never really got a chance to see Mimir’s face while he laughed considering he was always strapped to Krato’s ass but as he saw the color rise to his cheeks from laughing so loudly he felt his own get red( or purple since he's blue) for a whole other reason. 
A few hours later Sindri came back having finished sweeping the front. As he put his cleaning supplies away and started disinfecting his hands he noticed that the tension had dissipated. Instead he saw Mimir curled up reading while setting a chair facing Brok and Brok kept working on a shield. He managed to peek at the smile Brok wore. 
He’d have to ask him what happened later.
@wafflesfan I hope you enjoyed this
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mxmoth · 1 year ago
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- Did you spend New Year's at home?
- Tattoos, yay or nay? If yay, on whom, where, how many, what of, etc?
- Top city you want to visit?
- Edge or HHH? Bonus round, admit they look the same.
- Cody Rhodes' hair, iconic, or it's time to go back to brown now?
- Has Jade Cargill done anything in WWE yet, be honest
NYE Activities: I did end-of-the-year wrestling brackets with friends (and had an absolute breakdown over being forced to choose between Rey and Rhea in the quarterfinals, only to have another when my final round was JD vs Dom), had a nice dinner, and then went to bed early. It was perfect. But yeah, I stayed home.
Tattoos: I have two! I have my Arya Stark tattoo on my left arm with "profundius metus secat" (fear cuts deeper) on it, and a wolf on my shoulder that needs to be covered up (I'm thinking an Ouija board planchette and some crystals or mushrooms or something). I'm planning to get Captain Phasma's blaster rifle with "my skill is death" on my right arm and something Death and the Maiden inspired on my leg.
Top City to Visit: I have yet to make it to New Orleans. There are also a couple spots in Ireland, Germany, and Denmark that I'd like to see, but I feel like I need to check off all the stuff on my domestic travel list first.
Edge or HHH: To quote Janet Weiss: "I don't like men with too many muscles", so I'm gonna have to choose Edge. Also, Paul looks like Kratos, and Adam looks like Mimir; so there's a difference, even if it is minuscule.
Cody Rhodes' Hair: I think the bleach-blond works with his current schtick, but he literally always makes me think of Nutcracker Barbie's Ken, and that would be even worse if he had brown hair again.
Jade Cargill's WWE Presence: She's got people talking, and that's more than I can say for a lot of people currently on the roster. I will always give folks credit for that. Beyond that, eh. I have no strong opinions one way or another.
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skelswritingcorner · 1 year ago
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Going to bed now. My spring break is next week, so I'm gonna be reading a lot of MTMTE and writing fics! Also, there's a new Transformers OC that I've been developing more as a character, and I plan on making a little design for her. For now though, I mimir.
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unholyloaf · 2 years ago
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Kratos NSFW ALPHABET
Viewer discretion is advised
A = AFTERCARE (WHAT THEY’RE LIKE AFTER SEX)
Kratos is super sweet after sex. He'll get you water, massage anywhere that is sore, praise you, and tell you how proud he is of you for taking it so well ;)
B = BODY PART (THEIR FAVOURITE BODY PART OF THEIRS AND ALSO THEIR PARTNER’S)
Kratos's favorite body part on himself is his abs. He works hard for those things and he knows he looks good with them. His favorite body part of yours is your breasts/chest. There is something so erotic about seeing them bounce.
C = CUM (ANYTHING TO DO WITH CUM BASICALLY… I’M A DISGUSTING PERSON)
This man LOVES creampies. Like has an obsession with them. He also just feels like cumming anywhere else on you is disrespectful to you, but if you ask him to cum somewhere else he will.
D = DIRTY SECRET (PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY, A DIRTY SECRET OF THEIRS)
Every time he cums in you he secretly hopes that you will conceive a child. He already has Atreus and that's enough stress in his life, but he loves you very much and wants to make a family with you. If he can't have a baby with you he'll get a dog.
E = EXPERIENCE (HOW EXPERIENCED ARE THEY? DO THEY KNOW WHAT THEY’RE DOING?)
Do I even need to say anything?
F = FAVOURITE POSITION (THIS GOES WITHOUT SAYING. WILL PROBABLY INCLUDE A VISUAL)
His favorite position is definitely doggy. He can get a good hold of your hips and ram himself into you better. If it is more than regular sex and he wants to get sweet with it he'll put you in missionary or cowgirl to create a more intimate atmosphere
G = GOOFY (ARE THEY MORE SERIOUS IN THE MOMENT, OR ARE THEY HUMOROUS, ETC)
Kratos isn't really the goofy type. I feel like sex with him would be serious, but once he gets really comfortable with you I think he'd crack a joke or two.
H = HAIR (HOW WELL GROOMED ARE THEY, DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE DRAPES, ETC.)
His pubic area would be the same as his beard. Maintained bush. It wouldn't a full on bush and it would be well kept.
I = INTIMACY (HOW ARE THEY DURING THE MOMENT, ROMANTIC ASPECT…)
Kratos is usually a mixture of sweet and naughty. If you two are super horny then he won't be sweet at all and he'll just fuck the ever-living shit out of you, but if it's a hidden emotional day for him or he just wants to take it slow it will be romantic and sweet.
J = JACK OFF (MASTURBATION HEADCANON)
Before you, he never really masturbated much mainly because he was so busy with training Atreus. But now? If he isn't around you for let us say a month he'll masturbate at least once a week
K = KINK (ONE OR MORE OF THEIR KINKS)
I'm just gonna give you a list, breeding, hickies, spanking, light bondage, praise, slight exhibitionism, gagging (specifically you on his cock), orgasm denial, overstimulation, and edging.
L = LOCATION (FAVOURITE PLACES TO DO THE DO)
His favorite places include y'alls house (when Atreus and Mimir aren't there), a tree far away from the house.
M = MOTIVATION (WHAT TURNS THEM ON, GETS THEM GOING)
You. Honestly, that sounds really cheesy but he loves you and trusts you a lot, so naturally, you would turn him on. Another turn-on would be slapping his ass, he would definitely get you back later.
N = NO (SOMETHING THEY WOULDN’T DO, TURN-OFFS)
He would not choke you or hit you with any sort of object. He wants to know exactly how much strength he's putting into the spanks.
O = ORAL (PREFERENCE IN GIVING OR RECEIVING, SKILL, ETC)
He loves going down on you. That man will go to town for HOURS. He also loves when you go down on him. I'd say it's a good 50/50
P = PACE (ARE THEY FAST AND ROUGH? SLOW AND SENSUAL? ETC)
Kratos's thrusts are slow and deep. He knows all the spots to make you scream (scream without the s 0.0) but if he's super horny it'll be hard and fast.
Q = QUICKIE (THEIR OPINIONS ON QUICKIES RATHER THAN PROPER SEX, HOW OFTEN, ETC)
y'all do quickies quite often because of multiple factors: Atreus, Atreus's friends, monsters, and Brok being a nosy little shit. I'd say like 45% of the sex y'all have is quickies. Otherwise, he wants to take his time and properly satisfy you.
R = RISK (ARE THEY GAME TO EXPERIMENT, DO THEY TAKE RISKS, ETC)
He is down to experiment to a certain degree. Anything where he has to hit you (besides spanking) is a no-go, but if you want to try something he's down.
S = STAMINA (HOW MANY ROUNDS CAN THEY GO FOR, HOW LONG DO THEY LAST…)
This man can last a good 30-40 minutes before cumming. I'd say he can go up to 5 rounds. Cock of War
T = TOY (DO THEY OWN TOYS? DO THEY USE THEM? ON A PARTNER OR THEMSELVES?)
I am almost certain sex toys didn't exist in his time period (anything other than dildos) So this is gonna be a modern take on Kratos. After some hesitation, he would be down to use a vibrator on you. He wants to please you the best he can and give you the most amazing orgasms. He would definitely have a fleshlight. In the beginning, he'd feel kind of weird using it, but over time it's his favorite masturbation toy.
U = UNFAIR (HOW MUCH THEY LIKE TO TEASE)
He honestly is not much of a tease. HOWEVER, if he is feeling extra cheeky that day expect a lot of ass slaps/ grazing of the tits and thighs. He would also intentionally flex whenever you're around as well as show off his strength a bit.
V = VOLUME (HOW LOUD THEY ARE, WHAT SOUNDS THEY MAKE)
He's not a very loud man in bed but he does tend to grunt and breathe into your ears when yall fuck. He will also dirty talk to you and moan the word fuck into your ear. Cussing is for the bedroom.
W = WILD CARD (GET A RANDOM HEADCANON FOR THE CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOICE)
This man is a damn good singer. In Sparta, they trained the soldiers to read/play music so naturally, some of them would be good at singing. Kratos has a voice sent from the heavens and stuffed into an angry bearded man.
X = X-RAY (LET’S SEE WHAT’S GOING ON IN THOSE PANTS, PICTURE OR WORDS)
Kratos is packing some serious meat. I'd say he has a good 8-9 inches on him with 2 inches in girth. You're in for the ride of your life.
Y = YEARNING (HOW HIGH IS THEIR SEX DRIVE?)
His sex drive isn't that high. He has mellowed out from his early years and so he'd probably instigate sex maybe 3-4 times a week. If you're in the mood he would gladly love to take care of that.
Z = ZZZ (… HOW QUICKLY THEY FALL ASLEEP AFTERWARDS)
Kratos doesn't usually sleep so he'll just hold you until you fall asleep.
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silvergoldraeven · 2 years ago
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Resurrected AU part 6 :3
Previous part here
Next part here
Just wanna say to not expect many detailed parts like this, i was gonna turn this into a comic or animatic at first but instead got struck by the writing gods to actually write something proper, so here you go :3
( thank you to @eliworkshop for talking about Baldur and making me realize just how much more chaotic I can make this AU)
Enjoy :3
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Heimdall crouches down as he spots his target.
A young buck, just grazing peacefully, unaware of his impending doom.
Heimdall locks his eyes onto the creature, summoning his bifrost arm while pulling out his bow and an arrow, slowly and carefully.
"Accuracy over speed." he hears his father's voice say in a hushed tone behind him.
He sucks in a breath as he pulls the string back and points the tip of the arrow towards the heart of the deer and listens closely.
No wind, perfect, this should hit.
Exhaling slowly, he realises the arrow as it flings into the side of the creature as it yelps and runs off.
It didn't kill it instantly.
"Shit." Heimdall mutters before turning towards Kratos, waiting for him to berate him for missing that simple shot.
"Good. Go now, catch it." His father says with a proud nod. Heimdall wasn't surprised, Kratos was much more patient than anyone else ever was with him, which was incredibly ironic. But he was definitely still getting used to kindness from others.
He nods before jumping over the fallen tree they were hiding behind and sprinting after the deer.
He swore he could hear Mimir mutter "aye, now that's the Heimdall I know."
But he'd rather not ask about what he meant, he didn't want to think about the past. Right now, all that mattered was getting their food.
Tracking the deer was easy; he sees the hoof prints in the mud, small branches and leafs that it destroyed while running away.
And he could hear it's heartbeat as it slowed more by the second.
So it was a fatal hit. Just not instant.
When he finds the deer, he sees it has collapsed onto the ground, breathing heavily.
The deer looks at him and tries to get up, but just struggles against the mud.  He feels the need to apologise to it, but it wouldn't understand.
Instead, he crouches down next to it and takes the dagger Freya gifted him into his left hand, but just as he's about to plunge it into the creature's heart, he dodges a figure flying past him.
So he was right, there was someone else.
He falls backwards but skillfully gets back to his feet. Looking at the figure, his eyes widen.
"Hello brother dearest."
Baldur.
"Baldur why did you... Why did... I... I thought you were dead?" Heimdall says softly, a tone that even surprised Baldur for a second.
"Oh but I was" he opens his arms wide with a grin on his face "but now I'm back, missed me?"
Heimdall stares at him silently, not sure what to say.
Baldur's arms drop by his side and the grin leaves his face "of course you didn't, but that's okay."
Baldur's attention gazes down to his brother's hip and notices a very important item missing. "So Where's that big old horn of yours? Stopped compensating? Did you lose it?"
"Of course I still have it." Heimdall responds impatiently, trying not to snap at the other god.
Baldur circles him, inspecting him closely. "Well I assume it isn't up your ass, so where the fuck is it?" Heimdall clenches his fist before taking a deep breath and going "it's safe, that's what matters."
Baldur stands there for a bit, but Heimdall knows what he's about to do and dodges the second Baldur tries to punch him again.
"I don't want to fight you, Baldur."
"Well that's just too damn bad!" the younger one responds before going in for another attack.
"Baldur please, I don't do this stuff anymore. I'm a new man, you can change too." Heimdall tries to reason. "A new man?! You've barely ever been a man. There's a reason everyone always called you a girl!"
Heimdall tries to tune out his brother's taunts but it's slowly starting to get to him. Baldur knows he'll win if Heimdall will let it get to him. That's how he always fought. Predictable.
"I am warning you Baldur, I really don't want to fight you!" Heimdall says again, but the other god takes a second to just really laugh at him
"Of course you do, you always wanted to, brother." Baldur sneers who me throwing a fist Heimdall's way, but he grabs his wrist before twisting his arm and pushing him away to create some distance between them.
"I'm done with picking fights just to get Odin's approval!"
"You sound just like that old man who's lapdog you are now, Dally-Dall" Baldur responds, saying his old nickname for Heimdall with as much venom in his tone as he can
Heimdall freezes for a second, he didn't expect Baldur to remember his old nickname. Baldur takes this chance to punch him, sending Heimdall flying back into a tree.
"Leave my father out of this." Heimdall says between gritted teeth as he gets back up, brushing dirt off the fur on his shoulder.
Baldur just laughs again "your father, huh? Next you're gonna call that little shit your brother."
Heimdall glares at him hard this time, Baldur gasps in return. "Oh you do call him brother. Oh this is gonna be goood!"
Heimdall dodges a jump attack from Baldur and turns around just in time to punch him with his bifrost arm because Baldur had the exact same plan.
Heimdall winches at the sudden thunder like sound and flash of bright blue and pink coming from both of them, mixing into purple, their powers seeming to physically fight each other too now.
Baldur grins and goes "awwww, look at little Heimdall, actually actually getting his hands dirty. You fight like the old man too" Heimdall opens his mouth to say something back, but instead just gets another punch in, making Baldur fly back.
Heimdall tries to catch his breath and blows his hair out of his face; his braids are starting to get lose. Baldur sees this and laughs at him while getting back up
"Pretty boy not so pretty now, huh?"
"Looks are not a priority in battle." Heimdall responds while waiting for Baldur to attack again, which he does. "AND you talk like him! Wow, you REALLY think they're your family huh?"
"They ARE my family, you could have the same if you'd just stop attacking me." Heimdall responds and punches the other god. "oh so you betrayed all father just so you can run off with the man that killed both of us?"  "Odin is DEAD. besides, these people are actually worth fighting for."
Heimdall grabs Baldur by his throat and slams him against a tree, Baldur groans and chuckles, looking his brother right in the eyes.
Heimdall knew he was being mocked. the glow of his right arm cascaded onto his face making his glare look even darker.
Heimdall drops him, not wanting to kill him. "They gave me a chance. A chance of a new, better life. A chance of a good family. They'd do the same for you, too. You'd just have to stop, now."
Baldur rolls onto his back, rubbing the bruises that are quickly forming around his throat. He turns his head towards Heimdall, looking like he's actually thinking for once. "Then what?"
Heimdall thinks for a moment. "Then... We'd both have a chance of being somewhat normal people again."
"Like when it was just the two of us?"
Heimdall nods and holds his left hand out to his brother. "Yes, like when it was just the two of us"
Heimdall pulls him up but Baldur immediately let's go of his hand when they hear quick footsteps approaching.
Heimdall turns around and smiles at Kratos "I got the deer?"
His father stood there, axe in hand with a concerned look on his face. The sight of Heimdall and Baldur covered in blood with the dead deer next to them on the floor sure was a sight.
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jshepardtsoni · 2 years ago
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I started crying when Freya and Atreus hugged. I was waiting for this moment so long. You can see the desperation in both of them. They craved for this hug just as much as I did. Both of them must be touch starved. Sure, Atreus had a father but Kratos is not very touchy. And poor Freya had been alone for 180 years. I'm so happy she accepted the fact that she has a family now.
Ok, ok, ok... I'm gonna admit. I'm a complete sucker when it comes to scenes like this one, ok? I was hoping it'd happen earlier 🥹
Both Freya and Atreus were desperate for some time now. He missed her dearly and you can get it from the way he approached her at her little camp. He even tried to kneel beside her, probably to comfort her somehow but also to comfort himself because he really wanted her to work with them again, help him understand things better. He also longed for a mother and Freya clearly became a mother figure for him in the previous game.
Freya longed for a family and a child. She gained both and I think she understood quite quickly that those people are her family and this new place is her home. Atreus saw it too. He asked himself if she moved in with them when he went to Asgard for the 1st time. And his question was so... normal, you know? I'm only surprised he didn't try to ask Kratos about her. Where they went, how is she able to travel again etc. Or I haven't heard it yet? I know you can miss a lot of conversations if you won't go with one companion everywhere.
There is a visible development when it comes to them getting closer again too. From standing a couple of steps apart to being shoulder to shoulder and to finally doing what both of them wanted. She was always concerned about his safety though and looked at him with such softness. He gaves her looks full of compassion. He knew some of her story from Mimir and even those small bits were enough for him. I must say I wonder if he felt her pain. He said he can feel things from living creatures but are those creatures only animals? He reads people well... And he knew the window at her house made her sad in previous game even though she never gave us any sings of it. He simply knew. Out of nowhere.
And damn, this hug really is a whole new level to the one in previous game
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lime-sketches114 · 2 years ago
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Hey guys! I've recently have fallen back into love with the God of War series (mostly the Norse series Mimir and Sindri are my faves} and I thought it would be awesome to write something with one of my mainly used OCs from a story I'm making
Her name is Flash (they're normally gender fluid but it's the female version in this case) and she's what I call a Draken (a dragon like person and no she's not like a DND dragonborn or a dovahkin). She's pretty small being around between 5'-5'2" sometimes so she's pretty tall by dwarven standards.
I hope you guys like my story and if you wanna see more content or a self insert request or maybe more OCs I'm up for it! I'd love to make new friends on this game! Please don't be mad at my writing skills I try my best!
A Dragon's Loyalty
{An OC × Sindri Fanfic}
{Flash x Sindri}
Warnings: {possible}, "censored cursing", insecurities, OCD/Germaphobia, skinny body, etc.
Rating: Fluffy Cotton candy with a side of sassy dragon {you have been warned}
★★★★★★★★★
{Flash's pov}
It was like any other morning now...cold, wet, and hungry. I've been mostly on my own since I've left Kratos and Atreus since they were being hunted down by Freya...myself somewhat included. I started camping out in the mountains where she can't track me half the time, nor would she want to where her main target was down in the staved forest below. Gods I wish I could go down there and have a nice warm meal.
My mind begins to wonder, looking to the sky for a sign, I soon found my answer in the form of a familiar voice. It sounded like screaming. HIS screaming. As I ran around the corner of a few ledges I find him pinned in a crack of the canyon. Trying to dig him out was a large dragon, possibly new in town, and wanted a snack for the road.
"Sindri!" I called out.
"Falishia?! Help me!!" He called out, "This dragon is gonna eat me!!!"
I twinged in pain when I tried to leap forward. Stupid stomach wanted to make me look like a wimp. I fought through it and leaped up to catch the dragon by the horns. It noticed my grasp and tried to scrape me off like I was a bird turd or an annoying wasp stinging them. If only Brok could hear my thoughts now....
"The name's Flash!" I leaped into the weight of it's swings and shakes of it's head and knocked it into a cliff facing nearby.
As that new fellow of a dragon kept trying to snap at me I knew I had to end this quickly or I'll be it's skinny snack for the road and Sindri as an appetizer. I reached for my daggers but I remembered that I damaged them to a troll last month in a fight to keep my hunt. They were basically broken and dull letter openers. I tossed them aside back towards Sindri and chose to fight with my bare hands.
"Alright worm with wings....let's dance..." I growled then roared loudly as I leapt into the air as it came up to strike.
My strikes were weakened but precise. My claws were all I needed to take it down. My easy victory turned difficult with each second as it flew around the canyon. My grip began to slip as it soon pinned me against the rock. It's eyes focused on mine. Both spark with the fires of survival and battle. When it started to open it's jaws I heard two whistles of metal fly past me and lodge themselves into the stone next to me. It was my daggers all fixed up.
"Use them! They're fixed!!" Sindri yelled out in his cowardly cry. That caught the attention of the dragon again. It let me go and dropped me. I quickly grabbed onto my daggers as Sindri scampered away to his hidey hole.
I spared no extra seconds and launched myself from my perch and stabbed the daggers into the skull of the dragon. It's cries and roars echoed through the canyon as it fell dead upon the cold damp cliffside it used to call home. I dislodged my daggers and put them away. I hopped off the beast as Sindri peeked out.
"it's...gone...." I huffed out.
"Thank....Thank the gods that's over...." He breathed out shakenly before continuing some paused work. As he turned around to ask me something, I was on the ground. My energy spend was taxing on my frail body. All I could remember was his voice screaming my name.
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I soon woke up.
I woke up in a strange place.
The ceilings and floors were fine crafted. The bed and pillows were nice compared to fur and your own tail for warmth and comfort. I sat up to see I was in a spare room of some kind. I looked down at the sheets. All pristine and uniform with the area. No doubt Sindri's work....
I put a hand on my side. It was all bandaged up from the scratches and what not I sustained in that battle. My ribs and stomach definitely showed with thinly stretched skin.
Stupid Fimblwintr...
Even my own tail looked horribly matted and skinny...
A knock at my door took me out of my trance. Soon a sliding door opened to show Sindri with a bowl of some kind. The aroma hit my nose and my stomach immediately churned.
"Seems like I had Brok whip up something on time then" He quipped.
"better now than never...nearly starving me" I snatched the bowl and chowed down on everything. I didn't care for the mess.
"now that you have food... I'd like to ask you something" he said with a shy undertone.
"like what? Got some feelings in a bunch of am I just dense?"
"N-No...well....how did you get so far gone?" He shuffled into a nearby seat.
"not much of a cook, ate my kills raw or smoked what I could..."
He did a small gag at the 'raw' part before taking the now empty bowl.
"Is it also bc of what happened? About a year or so ago?" He looked concerned.
"....Yes....but also my own troubles..." I sighed.
"troubles?"
"to be honest....my body just...doesn't listen sometimes but today it did..." I turned to him.
"H-How come today?" He chuckled nervously.
"Because I wasn't going to let that ember nosed rummaging scaly lipped lizard get one of my prizes treasures!" I growled.
Sindri coughed as his ears dusted a light pink.
"A-And might I ask what was the treasure? Did you hide something vial on me?! Ugh!" He patted around his pockets and armor until I stood up and grabbed his collar.
"You do have something that not many have in a life time....a dragon's loyalty" my eyes glowed a soft red hue from my blue hues. My dark short hair grazing his face, "and no way in Helheim is that coming off anytime soon"
His gazed was focused but scattered. I could feel his breath hitch at my distance between him. Amazing that he didn't pull away. Maybe he thought of sucking it up for once in his life.
"Well...ummmm...thank you for the gift and for...saving me..."
"The same for you...now I must leave..." I turned to go to the door of the lavish house.
"Wait!" Sindri called out.
I stopped, "What's this? Now you want a dirty dragon?"
"You seemed...cold and alone out there...maybe I can return the favor and" he sighed, "and let you stay"
"does it come with meals and a warm bed?"
"of course! I'm not a savage!"
"like me?"
"You're not a savage... you're my friend" he gently reached out and touched a finger to my chest.
I grabbed his hand and his waist. I dipped him into a gentle scoop and grazed his beard. I rubbed my cheek into his glove and licked his cheek as I gave him my signature smirk.
"Maybe a bit more?" I purred
Sindri stood cold for a second before wriggling out of my grasp. He tried to wipe off his glove and cheek.
"YOUR TONGUE IS LIKE SAND PAPER!!! AUGH!!! GROSS!!!" he ran off to go wash himself off. I swore I heard a loud bellowing laugh from Brok downstairs.
As I watched him race out of the room, I felt a little warm knowing I belonged somewhere again. I know I tease him a lot during my years of knowing him but now....
I know where heart resides...
I hope he feels the same...before it's too late...
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