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The majority of the Earth’s rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???
Naked mole-rats:
#naked mole rat#animals#esoteric biology jokes#memes#I’m bald#I love this meme sm every time someone uses ‘I’m bald’ like this it gets a snort outta me#also real talk go read up on naked mole rats they’re doing wild stuff with their physiology#I’m impatiently awaiting a good NMR popsci book to come out#but alas I still haven’t found a really good one
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I’m tired and I thought this would be funny :]
#sth fanart#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic#amy rose#metal sonic#metamy#do you get it#do you get the joke#I’m tired it’s 4am rn#my art
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very much enjoying watching my friend play disco elysium for my first experience of the game

#cuno is like a beano character. to me#I’m sure every joke that can ever be made in this fandom has been made already cos I’m sooo late to the game#but I’m havin fun#fanart#larkart#disco elysium#harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#cuno de ruyter
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*sob*
Og^^
#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#doodle#shitpost#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher gravity falls#ford gravity falls#doawk#diary of a wimpy kid#meme#book of bill#stanford gravity falls#gravity falls ford#bill cypher#meme redraw#reference#stanley pines#mabel pines gf#dipper and mabel#dipper gravity falls#fandom art work#shitpost art#joke art#i’m not gay greg#repost me#does this count as#billford
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering#50k. it’s been over a year since I made this post. I’ve grown and changed so much and I’m so happy I have. but. I stay silly :3
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what’s gayer:
actual lesbian sex scene
OR!
rewriting the fabric of the universe because you as a man were destined to meet one (1) man in every dimension that has ever existed across time and space
#JOKE THIS IS JOKE CONGRATS GAY PEOPLE#arcane#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#I’m not tagging everyone’s names this is a gayass post you get the gayass ships that’s IT
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Live Mel reaction
#no one in this damn city can last two seconds without her smh#I can’t believe this is my first ever arcane fanart lmao#look the finale airs tomorrow and this joke won’t make sense anymore after that point so it’s gotta be done now#I don’t have TIME a to study the the art style and create a meaningful homage to one of the greatest animiated series ever made#this is what you get instead#it’s funny cause her canon response will be ‘’:( I’m sorry jayce. he was a good friend and a great man’’ at BEST#cause even tho she canonically likes him they’ve had like no direct interactions so nothing more would make sense#but an enby can dream#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#art#my art#digital art#fanart#doodle#drawing#sketch#shitpost#meljay#jayvik#meljayvik
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Sorry to be that person, but "girl math" doesn't mean "girls are bad at math". It's a way of saying "how many women use math irl"
Like "If I get hit with armor, it doesn't count because my health remains the same"
Or "I returned $30 and spent $5, that's a net positive, so I basically got this for free"
Not that girls literally don't understand math and don't get that things cost money. It's a simplification of thought processes and analysis, actually implying high-level thinking, not "girls are so bad at math we don't even try"
I know, it's not that serious, but taken out of context it sounds worse than it is.
ohhhhhhhh my god you cannot make“teehee girls just use a different kind of math around shopping to justify buying more stuff cause they’re girls using girl math” into a feminist statement it IS an actual problem to ascribe not only gender (woman) but childishness (girl) to poor financial literacy and say that the kind of math girls do is actually exclusively related to the domestic sphere when we talk about shopping or buying food or presents or little treats. Do you fucking hear yourself
#this is why I am an unrepentant rude bitch whenever I hear someone joke about girl math because it’s not funny actually#you think I’m going to sit there and let my teenage girls say this about themselves?
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it#i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month#like it takes me that long to get around to it#and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally#augh#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction#derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying#it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!
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quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say
#heyyyyy fbi this is totally a joke i’m not on his side what noooooooo#edit: good god y’all can’t read between the lines. he did something to TRY and make a change#which is more than y’all complaining have ever done. is that better. is that more clearly spelled out for you.#also i’m not a fan of this whole ‘oh nothing changed nothing’s ever gonna change so why bother’ attitude#we can’t get complacent just because making change is hard. we have to keep trying#even if it fails over and over we have to keep trying#luigi mangione#united healthcare#brian thompson#us politics#also yeah obviously innocent until proven guilty. sentiment is the same either way
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harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she weighs 6 stone soaking wet. she doesn’t sleep. she’s 200 dead babies. she puppets her dead mum and dad. she’s a nun. she’s in love with a frozen corpse. she gets a headache when people talk about sex. she wants to die. her bodyguard is in love with her. her weird colleague is in love with her. she gave herself a lobotomy. she’s being piloted by the soul of the planet earth. she loves bones. she wants to live. she makes soup. she watched god have a threesome. she looks like a ferret. this is all canon
#i love her so much your honour#this is maybe 10% of what she goes through and i’m not even joking#tlt spoilers#gtn spoilers#htn spoilers#ntn spoilers#harrow the ninth#harrowhark nonagesimus#harrowhark#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#i want to do this for ianthe too
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This is how FNAF security breach’s plot started
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#cassie fnaf#gregory fnaf#security breach#fnaf ruin#fnaf ggy#this is how Gregory broke out the mimics brain washing pff#I’m like half joking#but the more I think about it the more it sorta makes sense#to why Gregory’s whole deal is different from GGY to SB#he was brain washed then wasn’t#and actively tried to take down the mimic and their plans#and even tries helping Vanessa out of being brain washed too#Cassie’s friendship was so good it fixed Gregory’s brain
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OH so when the Dread Wolf uses the lives of spirits to advance HIS cause, everyone forgives HIM, but when *I*, Johanna Hezenkoss—
#THIS IS A JOKE ITS A JOKE GUYS#DONT FUCKING AT ME#johanna hezenkoss#dragon age#veilguard#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#I’m not tagging him lol
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When Senshi was young in the dungeon the majority of the adults he were with ostracized him. All except Gillin, who died to make sure Senshi had something to eat: unseasoned boiled meat that may or may not have been one of their comrades.
It really puts into perspective why he was so nurturing towards Chilchuck. When Chil reveals he’s 28 to the party, Senshi responds by telling him that he thought he was older. Senshi was in his 30s when he and his comrades got trapped in the dungeon, so it’s safe to assume that he thought Chil was at a similar age.
He met a young boy who was, from his perspective, forced to do dangerous work in the dungeon just like he was, and so, Senshi made an effort to look after Chilchuck in the same way Gillin looked after him.
Mind you, when Senshi was young in the dungeon he had to starve for weeks, eat the horse he loved, and finish it off spending the next i don’t know how many years wondering if he committed cannibalism.
Senshi understands first hand the value of nutrition and proper eating, so when he’s with the party he makes an effort to make sure they’re all eating a full and balanced diet. Not only that, but Senshi INVOLVES them in the process of getting food to eat, always preparing it in front of them and narrating every ingredient in the process so that there’s no doubt about what they’re eating.

#i woke up in the middle of the night to write this and haven’t proof read so i seriously hope it’s coherent lmaoooo#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#senshi#dungeon meshi#everyone jokes about senshi giving chilchuck the talk but he’s literally just trying to take care of a young boy who needs help#i’m crying#and sobbing#and punching the air
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Wow Glindas so smaaaart she thinks in her sleep
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#fooze#wicked fanart#wicked the movie#wicked the musical#wicked#gelphie#glinda upland#elphaba thropp#they’re stupid your honor#I was just testing out a different brush to switch lineart to and so you guys get this yay yahoo yippie#I know Glindas the silly™️ one but miss me with that forever serious elphaba she’s also a goober#these two are a married couple idc idc#I’m kidding I do care#it’s just me making a joke out of a hc that elphies the cold one and Glindas the warm one that’s all#Glindas literal sunlight she’s gonna harness the heat of the sun too#once Elphaba got to share Glindas bed she basically moved into it lmao
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