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maybe they shouldn’t have put so many of the major arteries in such erotic places. Have you ever thought about that
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*sob*
Og^^
#gravity falls#gravity falls fandom#doodle#shitpost#bill cipher#gravity falls bill#stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher gravity falls#ford gravity falls#doawk#diary of a wimpy kid#meme#book of bill#stanford gravity falls#gravity falls ford#bill cypher#meme redraw#reference#stanley pines#mabel pines gf#dipper and mabel#dipper gravity falls#fandom art work#shitpost art#joke art#i’m not gay greg#repost me#does this count as#billford
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#ra speaks#it’s a silly joke/pun dw#we stay silly :3#edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then#25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today#30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3#40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering
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what’s gayer:
actual lesbian sex scene
OR!
rewriting the fabric of the universe because you as a man were destined to meet one (1) man in every dimension that has ever existed across time and space
#JOKE THIS IS JOKE CONGRATS GAY PEOPLE#arcane#arcane spoilers#caitvi#jayvik#I’m not tagging everyone’s names this is a gayass post you get the gayass ships that’s IT
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it#i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month#like it takes me that long to get around to it#and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally#augh#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction#derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying#it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!
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Alligator tears 🦌 🥲
The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.
For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:
A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: “My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”
The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”
Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”
Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”
Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”
Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”
Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”
Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…
I asked for a giant pumpkin head”
#trust me if you tell the joke to someone#you will understand why it is so funny hahahaha#or you’ll think I’m crazy#BUT WHATEVER HAHAHA#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#charlie morningstar#Vaggie#angel dust
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When Senshi was young in the dungeon the majority of the adults he were with ostracized him. All except Gillin, who died to make sure Senshi had something to eat: unseasoned boiled meat that may or may not have been one of their comrades.
It really puts into perspective why he was so nurturing towards Chilchuck. When Chil reveals he’s 28 to the party, Senshi responds by telling him that he thought he was older. Senshi was in his 30s when he and his comrades got trapped in the dungeon, so it’s safe to assume that he thought Chil was at a similar age.
He met a young boy who was, from his perspective, forced to do dangerous work in the dungeon just like he was, and so, Senshi made an effort to look after Chilchuck in the same way Gillin looked after him.
Mind you, when Senshi was young in the dungeon he had to starve for weeks, eat the horse he loved, and finish it off spending the next i don’t know how many years wondering if he committed cannibalism.
Senshi understands first hand the value of nutrition and proper eating, so when he’s with the party he makes an effort to make sure they’re all eating a full and balanced diet. Not only that, but Senshi INVOLVES them in the process of getting food to eat, always preparing it in front of them and narrating every ingredient in the process so that there’s no doubt about what they’re eating.
#i woke up in the middle of the night to write this and haven’t proof read so i seriously hope it’s coherent lmaoooo#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#senshi#dungeon meshi#everyone jokes about senshi giving chilchuck the talk but he’s literally just trying to take care of a young boy who needs help#i’m crying#and sobbing#and punching the air
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I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused
#percy jackson series#pjo#percy jackson books#percy jackson#chiron#I’m vaguely joking here#but also….#if you know this kid has a god as a father#and he has used water to attack#and has remained dry afterwards#I feel like I would’ve gotten it by that point
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#i’m autistic and bisexual but idk if i’m like lestat or armand. which one do you think i am?#interview with the vampire#iwtv#amc iwtv#iwtv amc#lestat de lioncourt#lestat#armandstat#armand le russe#iwtv armand#armand iwtv#armand#lesmand#i’m bisexual and this is a joke#bisexual
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this is so stupid i’m sorry
#transformers#maccadam#soundwave#tf cosmos#arts#tw grooming mention#stupid. dumb joke. terrible. i’m gonna go stand in this corner now#i couldnt decided if this should go on the other account or not#i guess yall will let me know. in a polite and loving way i assume
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So we’re in agreement that this is canon… right?
#sharon’s is a joke obviously#RIO IS A LESBIAN BTW#I’m not asking#I swear the photo had good quality before I posted it#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha x rio#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#alice wu gulliver#agatha coven of chaos#mrs hart#sharon davis#teen agatha all along#mine
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So…Peri right?
#bluart#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri#also SPOILER Peri is gay and was dating Irep at one point and this is actually in the show I’m not joking I can’t sleep help
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Abby went into the pit and made a FNAF friend..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#abby schmidt#oswald fnaf#spring bonnie#william afton#into the pit#fnaf movie#fazbear frights#fnaf fanart#INTO THE PIT CONTENT RAHH 🔥🔥#OSWALD MENTIONED 🔥🔥#okay so I’m hyped for ITP obviously#the more we see of this game the more I want to play it#so I HAD to draw something for it to just get the need out of me#this is my coping until I can play it 💔#I hope all the frights books gets adapted into games#maybe I’ll draw some other book characters soon.. we’ll see#Abby in the movie goes into the ballpit#lil joke that what if she met Oswald there#and his ‘’dad’’/sping Bonnie#again just Abby befriending everyone moment!!#Oswald probably does need the friendship too cause he’s gone thru it
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I understand bill cipher bc if I fumbled Stanford pines I’d also start the apocalypse
#gravity falls#stanford pines#the book of bill#bill cipher#billford#shit post#obviously a joke#bc Ik he didn’t start the apocalypse bc he fumbled ford#he fumbled fire bc he wanted to start the apocalypse#all I’m saying is#as an ace lesbian Stanford pines could still get it#he’s on my list of 3 men who could get it#lunarrosette’s shit
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Kids have it so right. Be weird without shame and cry about anything that so much as dares to inconvenience you
#I’m not even joking#My last layer of delusion is getting envious looking at kids playing outside today#There is NOTHING going through that diminutive head of urs. And I love that
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the whole trojan war could have been avoided if paris just. ate the apple in one comically large bite. athena, hera, and aphrodite would have been stunned into silence.
#and yes they may have all smited paris together after that but oh well#paris of troy#tagamemnon#i never know if i’m using that tag right#iliad#the trojan war#also i’m aware zeus would’ve killed a ton of people one way or another this is just a silly joke lol
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