autisticbisexualemaskye
i love when fish get pregnant
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yes i kindated greg*ry edgew*rth in 2001. he was extremely toxic so i shot him point blank in an elevator.
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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if you're deaf/hoh/have auditory processing issues/etc. and want/need transcripts to listen to podcasts this website has tons of transcripts for popular podcasts (and will presumably be adding more in the future). it's made via speech-to-text so it isn't perfect, but it allows them to have a lot more transcripts than they would if they were made by volunteers, and it's better than nothing. there aren't a lot of fiction podcasts, but there's tons on there including ologies w alie ward, mbmbam, comedy bang bang, the always sunny podcast, if I were you, office ladies, lore, smartless, etc.
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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NEW GEOFERRY THE DUMBASS VIDEO OMG :)
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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hoping soooooo hard my new friend understands that when I ask them to do me this small favour its because I want to talk to them more and involve them in my life and not because I want to stress them out ok please new friend please understand
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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my coping mechanism is watching terrible tv
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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the illuminaughtii/legaleagle drama is so funny cus I always thought she was annoying <3
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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Put your height in the tags
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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op was a terf btw
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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Beer and a blunt to end the day
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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orange juice is the superior beverage bc it makes ur tongue feel like u ate a bunch of ants which reminds me of my childhood when I would put ants in my mouth and eat em except this time it tastes good too
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autisticbisexualemaskye · 1 year ago
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we're apparently opposites lol. i dont know ANY women currently. i keep trying to meet more and they keep turning out to be trans men who hadn't figured it out yet. most recent guy came out to me YESTERDAY which is the 7th in the last three months. im cis and straight i dont know why this keeps happening. my dating life is in shambles but i have SO MANY new buddies im teaching how to shave and torrent movies
not to be weird but i think i'm obsessed with you
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“He’s the least cool guy I’ve ever met.”
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ZACH WOODS as Jared Dunn
Silicon Valley, HBO - season 1
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