#((the girl has issue broski

[aris-oc-blog]

To everyone here...

Would you be his friend???

Charlie: Sure, I’ll be his friend. :] *said with malicious intent.* We’ll have sooooo much fun!!

Void: I really don’t do…friends? I’m sorry-

Koa: Come htiw em, look for steknirt!

Stranger: YEAHAH! And we can do pranks together >:)

Nemec: No…? Maybe…? Uhh…

Lavender: No. Now leave.

Shard: That depends, can he use a beyblade?

EA: I mean, I don’t see why not? He seems respectable and he probably likes flowers. Seems like a great friend to me!!

Ari: Allllllrighttt… I mean we could play board games? I don’t really know what much else there is to do around here with two people. Can’t promise I won’t end up flipping a table if we play Monopoly though-

Donagon: Nahh sorry, I’m a bit too busy to do anything right now really. Not to mention I’d get in trouble if I brought a non-student onto campus for no reason.

[wormedrabidnerd]

Man, I love this new headcanon going around about Scarab having his wings ripped off by some of his bosses and that being one of the reasons why he's so strict and focused on his job.

Cuz like, we hear him flutter, but we never see him fly or show his wings even tho scarab beetles have wings. We see how Orbo gets physically violent with him when he says he's only trying to do his job and then Orbo threatens him with destroying his legs and how literally NO ONE takes him seriously. He genuinely sounds so scared of Orbo...

For Scarab there ARE consequences for his actions, bad or good. Doesn't matter. He's always at the edge of the situation no matter what. Like, I LOVE Prismo, bro cool as hell, but...he has pretty privilege.

Brother did illegal shit and literally no one cared, no one gave a shit EVEN when told by Scarab, a man focused ONLY on his job.

I really wanna see more fanfics about it and the conflict between Prismo and Scarab about this topic. Like, let's be honest, Scarab would never be so chill about Prismo so fast like they showed in the series. Bro was going through shit so fucked up I doubt he'd start writing fanfics with Prismo immediately after being DEMOTED and PITIED ON cuz Mr. Prismo was like "omg poor Scrabby pls give him another opportunity 🥺"

Need to see that angst about how badly treated he is, need to see him MAD, ANXIOUS, SAD, SCARED, HAVING SELF WORTH ISSUES, IDENTITY ISSUES + the wing headcanon? Girl dinner

Broski would YELL at Prismo that he lost everything because Prismo thought he'd be "happy" about writing shit on a laptop and cleaning like he doesn't have some self respect, bro would be DISTRAUGHT.

Like, ppl are setting for the "exes to lovers" trope when they were never close enough to have such a relationship. Scarab doesn't feel embarrassed that Prismo calls him "Scrabby", he's uncomfortable cuz Prismo doesn't know him enough to be calling him that.

Prismo, in fact, ignored Scarab, didn't invite him to parties and called him a "jerk". You'd tell me he said he'd invite him, but that was purely a distraction, too.

I totally prefer their relationship to be romantic cuz I'm a sucker for enemies to lovers, but pls build it up first 🙏

[seneon]

SENATION LORE PART 3: BATTLE OF LEGENDS.

📍 set in heian period ( year 794 to 1185 )

LONG LONG TIME AGO... born a baby who from birth, already seemed to be a blessing to his family and to the world. this baby... his name is sen, a soon-to-be samurai whose name will be imprinted in history.

"waaa waaa!" baby sen cries out.

soon, the baby grew up. as per told by the priests that this child would be the answer to the future, lil baby sen grew up to be a smart, strong, and super sugoi samurai. now, known as a samurai, whom is a freelance warrior going around all of japan to save the world. he journeys all over just to take down unearthly forces.

samurai sen led an adventurous life... often defeating giant monsters (like gashadokuro and that fish looking ahh) that cannot be seen by a normal soul. it seems he has a mission to defeat these creatures of the night. and truly, even as he is a youngin, his journey never ends. until...

he met a beautiful girl.

her name is lady @seumyo , a woman of a noble family. samurai sen knew he had no chance with a woman of nobility... they both knew it is wrong for a commoner and an almost princess... but regardless... they... they... k k k k k k k kissed... under the sunset 😱😱😱

that is truly taboo!

one of lady seumyo's servants saw them kissing and went home to report to seumyo's father. he was enraged, and stormed right to the forbidden temple. mans wanted revenge, so bro made a pact with devils to destroy and end the samurai's life..

completely unaware of this devious and unfathomable evil, samurai sen did not think that this was his last time that he will be drinking with his buddies. he laughed with them, sharing drinks with them, and spending their last moments together as bros.

"we are sworn brothers!" samurai sen held up a toast. "sworn brothers!" "#4liferz!" "broskis forever!" "we'll die together!!" the others also toasted before sipping their last drink.

DUM DUM DUM!

the sounds of thunder cracked through the sky as lighting flickered throughout the dark heavens. the samurai knew it was a calling to settle this raging night, so he set out with his sword alone to face the issue.

oh my days! raijin kami (the thunder god) is present!

"you dare disrupt peace between the worlds, you mortal!" @heartkaji said, striking a drum as a strike of lighting shoot at samurai sen. "whaattt! but i didn't do anything!" he deflected the lighting with his super cool stainless steel samurai katana.

"SILENCE MORTAL! THE DEVILS R OUT TO HUNT AND THEY HAVE SAID IT WAS YOU WHO FREED THEM!"

the samurai scratched his cheeks with the hilt of his sword. "uhm, I don't understand, but looks like I have to fight you, raijin-sama!"

the legendary battle commenced with a mortal human and an eternal god. it was a long battle, samurai sen's resolve and determination never ending as he felt himself dying. "i... i don't wanna die... i still haven't seen seumyo's elbows..."

"fear not, dearest..." a woman on a majestic white dragon swooped down and helped sen. "for you are the chosen one by the heavens. raijin! go back to your timeout! you've been naughty lately!" the beautiful goddess demanded the thunder god as he groaned in annoyance and disappeared into the heavens.

apparently, samurai sen is a gift from the heavens. the next new being to become a new god. in truth, he is already dead. he is only fighting with the thunder god to pass the god test, except his true examiner is @white-poppie.

how did samurai sen died...? well, one of the demons that seumyo's daddy made a pact with ate him at the boys night out LOL. now it is his time to take revenge on all the devil's that were let loose. this time, as a newly reborn courageous god.

𝐿𝑂𝑁𝐺 𝐿𝐼𝑉𝐸 𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐺𝑂𝐷 𝑂𝐹 𝐶𝑂𝑈𝑅𝐴𝐺𝐸, 𝑆𝐸𝑁 !

STARRING. @satelitis @dazaisluver @angeliicheartt @seumyo @jaysgirlx @mqshido @skullvgirl @ivyppoison @heartkaji @white-poppie @hyoismbbg @saewako

note. thank you to @hyoismbbg who gave me the heian era idea 😭 also i spun the wheel to assign each usernames to each picture characters btw don't kill me pls i love yall

PART ONE (medieval era) PART TWO (ice kingdom) PART FOUR (salem witch trials)

[spiracchi]

Re-reading Seven Deadly Sins has been a much better experience than I expected. There are still it's... issues that I can't fully ignore but I will say when the story doesn't involve any of the author's weirdness it is a truly solid story. The characters are by far the best part imo. As a lil' mini ranking:

TOP 5 CHARACTERS (SO FAR):

#1) King (LOVE HIS POWERS THEYRE SO COOL)

#2) Ban (Aura and just cool)

#3) Gowther (my love❤️)

#4) EACANOR!!!!!!!!

#5) Fraudrin (shocker, I know)

Tbh I'm having SOOOOOO much fun while reading and I can see why I loved it so much when I was in middle school. However, some things I still don't like. For the longest time I despised Elizabeth and Meliodas' relationship cuz it just fucking sucked.

Like, without the context of their relationship that gets revealed later on, Melinda's just keeps touching her without consent which is played off for jokes and gags (and seemingly Elizabeth likes it??????) But broski I'm not laughing (._.)

AND to make it even worse every single ship is hard to like cuz of that ONE FUCKING THING THAT RUINS IT

Ban and Elaine have a great relationship and how their journey is intertwined with the rest of the story is beautiful...

BUT WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL???????

IT JUST HURTS WHAT OTHERWISE WOULD BE AMAZING AND A BEAUTIFUL ROMANCE WITH HER AND BAN!!!! Even canonically, people (even Ban when he first met her) mistake her for a little kid, and you want me to see that kissing a GROWN MAN??? This isn't even the only weird romance in the manga (unfortunately).

I wanna love the series as a whole, but when I see some BS like this come up fairly regularly my enjoyment is lowered each time. Let's just hope the rest of the manga (and the sequel) are a LOT better 😀👍

[something-in-your-walls]

ALL THE MELVINS HAVE A GROUP CHAT HERE ARE WHAT SK MELVIN HAS EACH OF THEM SAVED AS + SOME OF HIS SMALL THOUGHTS ON THEM!

“megamind” AKA Villainborg (created by @drc00l4tt4) NOTES- refuses to let me put him as a witty nickname, but i did it in secret anyway, and apparently, he’s a supervillain too

“opposite me” AKA SK PPV (created by me!) NOTES- takes after blunder sometimes, even though he’s really nice

“guilt issues” AKA Guilt Ridden Melvin (created by @airim2023) NOTES- i don't like to bother him, he sure seems to be going through it, man

“original? I think?” AKA Book Melvin NOTES- actually he’s specifically known as the ‘book version’, whatever that means

“show?” AKA Show Melvin NOTES- no witty nickname, idk what else to call him

“original borg” AKA Melvinborg NOTES- cocky bastard and I kinda admire him for that ngl “my borg” AKA Borg (created by me!) NOTES- my future self, call only if there’s an emergency

“anti-humor boy” AKA Movie Melvin NOTES- apparently he’s the ‘movie version’??? again, I still have no clue what that means

“sneedly” AKA GP Melvin (created by @n4talia-chaparro) NOTES- very very sweet, i just have to be careful abt messaging him because his krupp can and will kill me if he finds out about our chats “sneedborg” AKA GP Melvinborg (created by @n4talia-chaparro) NOTES- barely ever online and has notifications off at all times, just in case

“opposite original” AKA PPV Melvin NOTES- he’s nice enough, even if there’s barely any braincells in that empty head of his

“alien barista” AKA Livmen NOTES- he acts like he's been conditioned to follow orders, which tracks, bc according to villainborg he was enslaved a while???

“egyptian original?” AKA Melvinites NOTES- can’t be bothered to spell his dumbass name right now, i'll figure it out later

“eat the rich” AKA Melvinport Sneedlyfeller III NOTES- his name is so fucking long, plus he gets annoying QUICK when you ACTUALLY have to deal with him

“snelvin” AKA Bizarro Melvin NOTES- try to dumb stuff down for him, he is NOT good at deducing things, and honestly, I really should know this by now

“professor s” AKA Professor Sneedly (created by @warrior-of-waistbands) NOTES- very clearly does NOT like kids and also refuses to let me give him a witty nickname

“hypno” AKA Hypnostuck Melvin (created by @somepancakeonline5377) NOTES- i think he's magical or something??? and apparently he’s from a game called homestuck????

“hypnoborg” AKA Hypnostuck Melvinborg (created by @somepancakeonline5377) NOTES- im not allowed to block him for his insane ass plans for some reason??? i dunno why though, his plans are probably the most flawed out of everyone's, ngl

“nuclear nerd” AKA Chemical Overdose Melvin (created by @dib-thing-wannabe) NOTES- this kid has fucking superpowers from nuclear waste??? and I thought MY universe was weird

“90’s ‘cool dude’ stereotype” AKA Broski Melvin NOTES- pretty cool I guess, but some of his lingo makes me physically cringe at times.

“she-devil” AKA Merlin Sneedly (created by @bluartist) NOTES- acts like show, but is a girl, and i'm pretty sure that’s basically the only real difference not much to say here about her

“hellraiser” AKA Merlinborg (created by @bluartist) NOTES- merlin’s version of borg, so just borg, but a girl, basically not much to say here about her, either

“rebel roboticist” AKA Redux Robotix Melvin (created by @sketch-twentytwo) NOTES- follows the rules but doesn’t seem to find the adults all that trustworthy???

“mythbusters wannabe” AKA Lab Comix Inc Melvin (created by @infinitree) NOTES- into pranking and tends to see impossible things as a challenge, when they really REALLY aren’t

[chxna-cheeseycake]

Hi I once again forgot my Tumblr existed how silly of me 😙 Anyways, I was briefly out of my Aphmau phase but as with most fandoms, the Aphmau phase truly never leaves you. So I'm back in this bitch again and feel like talking about Dante more because he's the only Aphmau character I care about anymore <3 Jk but also Dante is my everything so whateves.

Anyways so like I think about Dante and Gene's brother relationship a normal amount (wrong) and it just like??? Bothers me that we didn't get a more complicated relationship between them in Mystreet like we did in MCD. And maybe I'm just a slut for angst but I loved the brotherly angst between them. Also Gene's a big bitch and I firmly don't believe he should've gotten a redemption arc in Mystreet. Or at the very least it should've been done better cuz how are these people just okay with Gene so quickly after all that shit he did in highschool :/ Keep in mind I haven't finished watching Phoenix Drop High yet cuz I'm a lazy hoe but I still have a good idea about the stuff he's done to people as a Shadow Knight. Honestly, Zane and Aaron have a right to not like him and watching S3 of Mystreet I didn't really appreciate how they made Zane and Aaron out to be kinda bad just cuz they didn't want to besties with Gene like Aphmau. I don't know if that's actually what they were trying to go for but it just gave they kinda vibe off to me and I don't like it oof. This is like one of the few times I think I can see myself defending Aaron's ass cuz like shit I wouldn't forgive Gene that quick either regardless of how genuine his apology is. Cuz I know from personal experience that it's hard to just forgive someone after the shit they put you through :/

And also like, I think it's really stupid how Dante just doesn't know about the stuff that Gene did back in highschool. And I blame that on the fact that Mystreet as a series has a bad habit of dumbing down the MCD characters for no good reason. Garroth is a supreme example of this with his MS and MCD counterparts being almost unrecognizable from one another. It just really boggles me how Dante could just not have an inkling of what's going on especially when his own friends were being targeted by Gene and his wannabe mean girl posse. It's a fucking stupid writing decision in my opinion and only further proves how dirty they did Dante's character in Mystreet. God I might be taking this a little too seriously but as a Dante lover I can't help myself. I will be a hardcore Dante defender even in death broskis.

Now honestly here's what I personally would have done to really reflect the complex and strained brother relationship that Gene and Dante have in MCD into Mystreet. Gene is still a big bitch in highschool to everyone but Dante actually knows about this. He's not dumb to the fact that his older brother is pretty much part of a gang. And that's because Gene doesn't treat Dante the good at all either. Yet Gene would have the audacity to say and act like he's such a great big brother in front of other people cuz he's a dickhole like that. But Dante keeps claiming that Gene's a good brother and says he looks up to Gene anyways. Why would he even do that though? Because Dante could either just be saying that to stay on Gene's good side or he just genuinely thinks that Gene isn't hurting him at the very least because Gene is his big bro and big bros would never do anything to hurt their little bros, right? I mean just imagine for years that Dante knows Gene isn't a good person but is led to believe that at least Gene wouldn't be mean to him. Imagine Gene graduates from highschool and moves out of the house and Dante still is able to think highly of Gene. Imagine one day, Dante actually has a crisis regarding Gene caused unintentionally by his friends who thought that Dante didn't know about what Gene was doing as a Shadow Knight. They realize that's not the true issue at hand here and feel awful once they come to the truth faster than Dante himself. Imagine Dante having a hard time being convinced that Gene was treating him horribly because Dante doesn't want to believe that such a thing happened to him because then that would just be too much for him to process and accept. And then imagine the brothers seeing each other in S2 after not talking for years as at that point Dante understood that what Gene did to him wasn't right.

That's the type of conflict that I think Mystreet would've benefited from. And it would bring so much more depth to Dante and Gene because again, they were done dirty in Mystreet and I will always die mad about how their interesting and complicated dynamic was stolen from them in Mystreet. I have like so many other ideas like this not just for Dante and Gene but for the entirety of Mystreet as a whole. I literally have a whole Google Doc detailing so much shit I would rewrite to make Mystreet a better series which goes to show how stupidly passionate I am about this damn Minecraft roleplay from my childhood 💀 Anyways, that stuff in my Google Doc can be for another time cuz I don't feel like typing anything else right now lol.

[treveonwest]

(PowerRuff part 21 part 3) {The Cutie Prom}

Buttercup💚) yeah that's mostly because I don't like going to fancy events and I did buy the suit to go on a date with Summer but now I get to use it for something else but since we're all ready let's hurry up and go downstairs the Uber driver is going to be here in any minute

Bliss💜) you girls look so pretty I remember my first prom it was actually really fun and I think you girls are going to have a lot of fun

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Blossom🌸) thanks sis and I sure hope so

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Bubbles💙) I can't stop talking about it and we haven't went there yet

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Bliss💜) and Buttercup you look so not pretty not cute but handsome

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Buttercup💚) you know probably a normal girl would be insulted by that but I actually take that as a full-blown compliment so thanks sis

Narrator) well we see that the girls are having a fun time let's go see what the boys are doing and how they're getting ready

Butch🦴) I am so hot

Boomer😜) well I guess you do kind of look good I think I look a little better though *giggles*

Butch🦴) looking fly broski

Boomer😜) this is really exciting butch how do you think I look I really want to look good for bubbles

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Butch🦴) dude trust me you look awesome she's going to love it

Brick🤬) are you guys done yet I'm tired of waiting for y'all

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Butch🦴) yeah we're done just give us a second

Blaze🟣) you guys look so nice I remember my first prom I actually went out with the popular girl

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MojoJojo🧠) yeah I went out with a lot of girls and I was your guys's age but I hope you guys have fun considering this is your first prom

Narrator) well it seems like the boys are doing just fine let's go see what the Morebuks girls are doing

Princess👑) pigtails check pretty dress check i think I'm all set but here's one problem usually I would be going to the prom with a boy I'm going with a girl I don't know how to go on a quote on quote date with a girl damn it this is the only issue I'm having

Berserk🔥) well girly that's what you have a bisexual sister for I could teach you how to go on a date with a girl

Princess👑) wow berserk your dress looks really pretty but it's also kinda giving I just left a funeral

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Berserk🔥) thank you that's something every goth / Punk girl wants to hear so seriously are you really having an issue with this because Angel is a girl or are you having an issue with this because you think she had something to do with your kidnapping

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Princess👑) no I don't think she had something to do with my kidnapping I'm convinced about that now but yeah she's a girl I don't like girls I'm not gay I don't know how to go on a date with a girl

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Berserk🔥) well girl you basically got to try to be cool be calm and act like you're talking to one of your friends basically girls talk about well girl stuff and when it comes to flirting you can almost basically try to do what guys do but actually be good at it

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Princess👑) okay berserk I'll keep that in mind but let's go check on the other girls and see if they're done

Berserk🔥) oh my God brat your outfit is totes adorbs

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Brat🍑) I know right Tyler is going to love it

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Princess👑) you seem really crazy about this guy but it feels like you just met him

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Brat🍑) yes the last guy I had a crush on was Boomer and he does not like me at all matter of fact I think he's scared of me and he has a girlfriend so I need my situation with Tyler to go well which is why we need to see if brute is done yet come on chop chop

Princess👑) wow brute you look awesome it kind of sucks you're not going with anybody though

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Brute💋) I'm kind of okay with that though I don't need to go with somebody just to have fun let's get this party started

1 Hour Later

Boomer😜) Jesus Christ it's like sweets Galore

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Bubbles💙) I'm about to have such a terrible Sugar Rush

Princess👑) wow angel you have a yellow dress on too

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Angel🐭) yeah I thought it would be kind of cute if we matched I know you like to wear yellow so I wore a yellow dress

Scarlett🌹) there she is I got to go talk to her

Summer💄) so sis how do my leftovers taste

Scarlett🌹) that is the most rudest most dehumanizing thing I have ever heard of my whole entire life you know you're really stupid for breaking her heart like that and if you ask me she'll probably like me better than you

Summer💄) oh don't gas yourself up you better than me in your dreams you will forever be in my shadow so don't embarrass me at this party or I swear I will rip your head off…………. Now bye I have to meet up with this guy I went to here with oh yeah it's a guy something you can never get

Scarlett🌹) yeah well I DON'T EVEN LIKE GUY'S!!!!!!!!!

Don't Worry Keep Reading .

[crumb]

whats wrong w brittany broski vibes

she’s not a good person. She’s done and said several things to demonstrate this but a few are like when she said (and kept doubling down) on how AAVE is just internet/gen z slang and then her refusing to mention the genocide in Palestine. You can argue “she shouldn’t be expected to be a voice about that issue blah blah blah” except she herself has got mad at other influencers in the past for not using their platforms to speak up about injustices. But now when it’s about israel and Palestine she’s silent. And then she had a private tiktok story leaked by one of her mutuals where she was complaining about having to make a statement about it, basically throwing a tantrum, acting confused as to why influencers are being asked to show solidarity and spread information about the genocide as if it’s useless… (with her 7mil+ followers) exactly the opposite of what she’s said in the past on her own podcast. She recently got signed to an agency that publicly supports israel so it’s clear that she doesn’t care about the genocide and is most likely trying to save herself from getting dropped by the agency because that’s more important than using her platform to call for a ceasefire and spread information about the 20,000+ ppl who have been slaughtered by the IOF since Oct 7th (not even counting all of those killed over the past 75 years) and the 2 million who are being displaced or soon will be. She is the poster girl for performative activism.

Also she is so incredibly unfunny it’s baffling to me how she has managed to accrue the following she has except we all know that mediocre white women who pander to the queer community and commodify them tend to do very well for themselves because they can ride on the backs of people who are way more talented than they are but reap all of the benefits.

[vodika-vibes]

Fira conversations ~

*Fira's luck has run out, she's been captured by the Hutts, and, due to a lack of ideas, the crew of the Liberty reached out to Commander Cody. He listened to them, sighed, switched out his republic armor for Pirate issued gear, and made his way to Hutt space to save her.*

Guard: The boss is gonna make you suffer, girl, for his lack of profits.

Fira: My man. My dude. My brother in the force. I'm already suffering because I have to look at your ugly mug.

Guard: ...

Fira: Honestly, death would be a mercy, broski.

Guard: *growls and moves closer to beat her*

*the Guard makes a pained noise, and falls over, a small hole in the side of his head*

Cody: Really, Fira. Do you have to aggrevate the men holding you?

Fira: Yes.

Cody: *rolls his eyes and opens her cell door, his gaze lingering on the deep gash over her eye* That'll scar, cyare.

Fira: Then we'll match.

Cody: *grins and helps her to her feet* You alright?

Fira: ...I wanna shoot that fucking slug.

Cody: *presses a blaster into her hand* Then let's shoot a fucking slug.

Fira: ...this is why you're my favorite, Commander.

Cody: *stumbles and blushes to the roots of his hair* I will pay you to never call me that again.

Fira: *grins slyly* oh-ho. Did I find a thing?

Cody: *presses his hand over her face* Let's go kill a slug and never talk about this again.

[nomadjones]

Birth name: Unknown.

Full Name: Dallas Jones.

Nicknames: DJ, Deej, Tex.

Pronouns and Gender: He/Him, cis man.

Birthday: Unknown.

Age: 29.

Birth place: Dallas, Texas.

How long have they been in town?: Brief stint in 2017, current day he has been living here for a year.

Sexuality: Bisexual.

Housing: Ocean Crest Apartments.

Occupation: Probationary firefighter with Aurora Bay FD.

Family: Unknown.

tw child abandonment, violence, child abuse // @aurorabayaesthetic

BIO.

he was born in dallas, texas.

and was dropped off at a firestation as a baby which made state news and they referred to him throughout the search for his birth parents as 'baby dallas'

they estimated he was about a week old 

he was nearly adopted twice, once as a baby and then again at six years old, but both fell through for different reasons 

the name dallas just kind of stuck 

has bounced around different kinds of foster homes, predominantly in texas in his earlier years but as a teen he was a bit of a runaway so sometimes he’d end up back in the system in whatever state he had gotten to

has a bit of a temper which made him a bit of a write off to be adopted because he came with a laundry list of issues and once he hit 8 he gave up on the idea of a forever family and stopped trying in that regard 

his behavioural issues haven't lessened much in adulthood, though he at least tries to think things through these days

as soon as he hit 17 and was out of the system he hit the road and did odd jobs and just travelled around the country

first hit aurora bay when he was 21 and only stayed for a few months. it was initially supposed to be a brief beach weekend, but he met a girl who held his interest and tried to stick around for her. it ended up going up in flames, like most things in his life

continued to live a transient life until he found himself drawn to aurora bay once again five years later, and he's once again trying to settle here

did some bar work when he first returned, before deciding to feel out potentially becoming a firefighter after a talk with a local one at the bar he was working a shift at hot his interest

he very nearly cut his career in it short 8 months ago when he got into a particularly nasty bar fight which almost got him jail time, he narrowly avoided it but was warned that would be his last chance

attends court mandated anger management because of it

currently a probie with ABFD

(SORTA) FUN FACTS.

he doesn’t have an actual birthday. the date he was found is what’s on everything official but because he was around a week old when he was found, all he knows for certain is his birthday is somewhere around the second week of june 

has an extensive criminal record of misdemeanours and other offences for fighting, disturbing the peace, theft, criminal damage criminal mischief

has suffered from recurring nightmares since he was young due to a three month stint in a particularly bad foster home. doesn't like to talk about it

big soccer fan. prefers to play midfield when playing soccer but can play defence or goalie at a push 

has a few scars on his body from fights and some minor burns on his body from work

CURRENT CONNECTIONS.

baby daddy to @christinaxwagner's son colton.

foster care protector / something undefinable of @thewrenxharlow

bestest broski of @chascwilliams

roomie/best friend of @trcvis

enemy of @helenasoarcs

ex-boyfriend / current colleague of @firefighterrojas

co-worker of @hcnter

patron of / looks up to @greengideon

friend of / personal smoke alarm warden to @laureljreyes

friend of / soon to be co-soccer coach wth @noah-atwood

roof buddies / friend of @ambivalenceshefelt

friend of / hype man to @sagexgrayson

wrangler of @maura-cortes

previous very short term foster sib of @cricketcampbell

one night stand @lilynunthapak

SPECIFIC WANTED CONNECTIONS.

his pre-aurora bay life is very fluid atm timeline wise so any non-natives who want to have crossed paths with him before i’m incredibly down to clown with that 

a roommate!! hello!!!!

friends of all varieties 

folks who don’t like cause he doesn’t know when to back down from literally anything 

exes, flings, one night stands etc etc that whole shibang 

FIRE FAM Y’ALL.. gimme some 

idk it’s open season lets go GSHJSK 

GENERIC WANTED CONNECTIONS.

connections wise he’s pretty much an open book right now, but some baseline ideas that can be springboarded off are:

friendly.

a best friend / ride or dies / close friends / childhood friends / pseudo-siblings / friends / drunk friends / new friends / former roommate / people he knew from texas / people he met while on the road / people from the foster system he was close to.

romantic

flirtationship / friends with benefits / one time hook ups / tinder matches / unrequited crush (can be either way) / exes from high school / exes from his early teens / exes on good terms.

antagonistic.

enemies / former (best) friends / exes on bad terms / frenemies / rivals / negative influence / people he's gotten into physical altercations with.

[vhkdncu2ei8997]

The tea my friend SPILT today

Her boyfriend and her had been dating for 2yrs 6months

They’d argue constantly

He’d call her selfish, manipulative, self-centered, when she’s anything BUT

Got angry with her cuz “how dare she enjoy vacationing with HER family in Florida and go KAYAKING with them when he’s never been in a kayak” 🙄 (meanwhile he was in like Germany with HIS family)

They had a fight OVER TEXT on Friday to Saturday

Again with the name calling; btw she just goes 🧍‍♀️when someone tries to argue with her cuz she’s really non-confrontational

They broke up, OVER TEXT on Saturday

I asked her if he’s always been like that, she said no, and that the first 6months were all good, so I asked what happened 6 months in

🔔 🔔 🔔 he made a new friend, WHOS A GIRL 2 year younger than us (were ‘03, bf is ‘01, this random b***h is ‘05)

My friend has NEVER really had an actual conversation with this girl, it was really like ONE interaction

Her ex-bf said “no wonder my friends never like you”, and when my friend asked who, it was THIS BITCH

So when my friend texted this girl, she said that my friend is toxic, selfish, a bitch, that my friend was never nice to her in any interactions they had —which was really one 2 years ago

So this bitch had been slowly digging her claws into my friend’s bf over the past TWO F*CKING YEARS, saying bad shit abt her so they’d break up

AND THEY DID, over MFCKING TEXT

My friend told her ex “my birthday is in exactly one month, going by our track record we might be together again. I really care about you and we can fix this maybe, or just be friends”; this was yesterday

BROSKI LEFT HER ON “READ”, and only answered “ok.”, WITH A PERIOD today

Let me tell you that this PREPUBESCENT MINDED MAN also throws temper tantrums over certain topics and has anger issues

So long story short, a bitch clawed her way through to destroy my friend’s relationship because she prolly WANTED to be the only girl in the friend group

How I feel abt it: I told her to RUN TF away

Anyways, here’s how you had me feeling last week

[pristinekanesays]

 🦋 Life Is Strange: Petnames.

🦋 What do they call their partner, what do they like to be called?

 🐺 GN!Reader, no specific pronouns are mentioned!

🦋 Warnings: nathan prescotts issues, sappy stuff and my never ending beef with nathan prescott

 🦋 A/N: Bored, tired and severely sleep deprived. I'm sticking to actually posting for once? Shocking! The word petname has me giggling like a kid and I've got no idea why.

 🦋 Chloe Price:

 💓 Chloe would probably call you the basics like babe, baby and hey maybe even babycakes as some classic comedy. She seems like the type to just make the coolest petnames in her head and spit 'em out in a split second. (She'll probably call you dude, regardless of your gender.)

 🤍 She'd deep down enjoy those real sappy, cute and sort of cringe petnames. Like pumpkin and sweetheart, you know? Maybe even puddin' but in a southern accent, apart from that she doesn't really care.

(Chloe's just a big softie, come onnn!)

🦋Kate Marsh:

💓Kate, katie, literal angel, and she'd probably call you her angel as well! She'd also call you darling, dearest, my love and probably hon/honey.

🤍She'd enjoy and appreciate it if you were affectionate with petnames like the way she is, so probably darling, angel and my love if I were to guess.

🦋Max Caulfield:

💓I get huge calling her partner broski and dude vibes, no matter your gender which is probably gonna be a little like Warren's headcanons. Calls you by your name and maybe sweetheart or greets you after a while like `Hey there, cowboy!` (again, regardless of your gender.)

🤍Doesn't care what you call her, lovey dovey and insist on calling her the most sickening, romance novel petnames? Okay, it's what you like and she probably doesn't mind.

🦋Rachel Amber:

💓Petnames are mandatory, MANDATORY!! Am I the only one getting the vibe she'd call her partner baby girl/baby boy or..?

💓Apart from that it's angel, love, sweetie and maybe babe. Probably reminds you that you're handsome or pretty nearly everyday because she's a theatre kid and DRAMATIC, or maybe she just wants to show you sum love.

🤍Call her what she calls you or add some little sappy nicknames in there cause she deserves better and just wants to feel the good old romance in the air.

🦋Victoria Chase:

💓Okay big old bully:( She's the good old classic mean girl in public but with you? She's like a totally different person, I mean forget all those horrible, awful things she's done..ahem..

💓If you're super popular and everyone knows who you are, she'll call you babe and hon in public. If you're not as popular as her, she might not put the best effort in but she's still got your back!

💓In private it's my love, babe, baby, hon/honey, all types of sappy stuff.

🤍Isn't a big deal to her what you call her just be affectionate dude (don't call her dude, she'll be like wtf)

🦋Warren Graham:

💓Is for sure calling you dude, bro and broski like yeah you're in a relationship but he didn't ask. Take it or leave it, broski! Refers to you as his partner no matter what, he'll be struggling to call you anything else and that has me laughing a little. (favourite nerd)

💓I feel like he'd jokingly call you dumbass, if you're okay with that probably.

🤍LOVE, AFFECTION, ADORAAATION! Put some effort in, like yeah he barely calls you anything romantic and cute but like leave him alone okay?! He's trying his best!

🤍Call him anything cause he'll eat that shit up daily for every meal, he loves you and just needs SOMETHING!

🦋Nathan Prescott:

💓It's dickhead again, let me just pull out my book of problems! Comedic purposes..very hilarious but he's got some intense issues and this is gonna be like one of those shit love stories.

💓He's not big and open about your relationship so he doesn't call you anything in public (especially if you're a guy, sorry dude but he's got denial issues up the ass).

💓He might call you babe or somethin' else, he's an asshole struggling with affection and other things.

🤍Call him what you wish just don't try it in public because he'll get all pissed off and act like he's never seen you in his life. Like, how dare you be affectionate and loving?!

🤍He's the problem.

[dxnniedarkoss]

Michael Afton headcanons ❧

these are going to be modern but I'll do a 80s one soon!

genre- nsfw and a bit sfw!

teen sfw Michael!

- for dates you'd go shopping for clothes in all sorts of shops

- he's not really romantic or cheesy yet you still melt to his words somehow

- has a thing for your hair,like something about it -he loves to play with it and stuff

- he's super dirty minded and can turn anything into something dirty because he loves the way you get all flustered and stutter at that

- massive height difference between you and him,so he pets your head loads

-calls you 'darling' 'sweetheart' 'kitten' in private but in public he'd call you 'bro' 'fam' 'broski' (I find it cute so shush)

- matching outfits and shoes

- he shows you off in any way he can

- he's rude without realizing

- swearing problem

- don't call this one disgusting ok? but he always has gum and if you'd want some he shares his from his mouth (spit kink showing isn't it..)

- his hands never leave your body,wherever you are it doesn't matter he's always clinging onto your arm or waist especially thighs

teen nsfw Michael!

(I'm going to go in order with these)

- he's one horny mf.

- since he's like 15-17 his hormones are through the roof

- when you first cleaned his room for him you found his cum sock

- 'you weren't supposed to find that darling..'

- every time he came while jerking off and finishing in that he thought of you,your plump lips wrapped around his lips as tears form in your eyes

- he'd help you practice hand jobs on him

- jerks off a lot when he cant fuck you

- he's a boob,ass and thigh guy

- especially thighs

- it doesn't matter the size,big or small he loves them

- likes fucking your thighs while fingering you

- as I said he's super dirty minded,and he has erections pretty much of the time

- if you had a school that had shared gender bathrooms,you'd go out of lesson to fuck him in there

- he is very popular and loads of girls surround him yk? so he either makes out with you,tongue fighting with yours OR he grabs your ass and kneads it

- that's how you became popular too,although some other girls hated you for it but you couldn't care less

- you commented on his video saying slap the tip on camera and he pinned your comment and replied with bet

- guess what! he actually did it

- he pretend bangs you whenever you bend over

- he makes it really obvious when you fuck around his parents

- the first time you met his parents they thought your a complete sweetheart

- it changed right the next day after hearing your moans and seeing your hickies in the morning.

- Michael has caught his dad staring at your ass when you wear your booty shorts or your tits when wearing a cami vest and it didn't go down nicely

-his siblings walked in on you two and Michael did cover you two up with the blanket but continued to thrust into you using his fingers to stop you from moaning

- his excuse after was you were play fighting

- he definitely has discord and makes you give him a blow job or cockwarming while he's on call with his friends

- there's just something about him trying not to moan while talking about random shit while your tongue gives his pretty pink tip kitten licks

- speaking of kitten licks,you bought cat ears as a joke once and he's actually pretty into that.

- he likes fucking you in any position imaginable like,there's no way he dislikes any positions.

- prefers receiving more than giving

- his cock is still growing but he's 5 inches hard

- hickeys everywhere he doesn't give a fuck

- your parents have shouted at him multiple times especially when he first took your virginity

- angry sex.like he has serious anger issues and his best way of taking them out is pounding into you,cumming multiple times in a row.

- you send each other nudes

- he's really really rough,he doesn't know how to stop so you are barely able to walk for whole week

these are teen! Michael headcanons,I will do adult Michael next.

[mystic-hell-of-a-messenger]

My dumbass feelings on the mystic messenger characters

Saeran: my favorite, my boy, I love him. The only man I would bend my lesbian-ness for

He’s just so sweet??? I love him so much

He has mental health issues that need to be addressed and he is okay with that

He would support me through my mental health issues

He would just support me with what I want to do with my life

He’s gone through so goddamn much, I want to protect him

I love all of his alters, and I support every one

Jaehee: I love her, please give me a romantic route, cheritz

Would support me with my decisions throughout my college career and my

WE OPEN A COFFEE SHOP TOGETHER, GUYS, COME ON,,,, LET IT BE GAY

Jaehee

My love

My light

You are not a heterosexual

You are queer

Come, be queer with me

Zen: my broski

The ultimate wingman

He helps me talk to girls

Would be a lesbian protector

We have the best platonic relationship

Flirting with the homies

707: let’s commit tax evasion at the space station (for legal purposes this is a joke)

Broski, this man would also be a lesbian protector

He would make fun of me when I have a crush

But I would make fun of him too

Guys, we could build things together

I love him so much. He needs help

He’d support me through my major depressive episodes, and I’d do the same for him

Jumin: eat the rich

I’d steal from him /joke or is it👀

Is it the fact that I’ve never had positive male roll models? Possibly, but would this man make a great father?

Would help you as much as possible

Might be a little overbearing at first, but after having a conversation with him, he’d make sure to respect your boundaries and personal space

Might not be the best about his kid being a lesbian, but would want you to just be happy

Helps you with homework when you need it

Wants you to be successful in the world

Yoosung: … listen,,, this boy used to annoy me so much

…

I did not like him

HOWEVER,

After playing another story and going back to common route, I like him more

He is very supportive of mc

At least we could suffer through college together!

I feel like I’d just be his parent though,, like,,, reminding him to do homework

We wouldn’t be good because we both get depressive episodes at the same time and nothing would get done. It would be nice to not be alone though? But I don’t know

V: martyr complex looking ass

This man also annoys me, I’m sorry

He just,,, he was a jerk to his mom, and I know that he was just a kid

But I was a kid 6 months ago, and I wasn’t an asshole to my mother

And she was abusive lol (I make jokes about my pain. Laugh along with me so I look less insane please)

No, but like,,, I get his whole deal with the “I’m the only one who has to be sacrificed” because I’m the same goddamn way

But that isn’t healthyyyyyyyy

Just let mc help. Lord knows she stupid/j, but she’s trying her best

I feel bad for him . He deserves love. Just please, sir, go to therapy

That house for all the characters though

Just,, for the love of whatever, get some therapy

PLEASE GIVE US RIKA AND VANDERWOOD ROUTES!

I know I’m being greedy,,, but please🥺👉👈

[willowandthesagaofgayyearning]

My thoughts on Endeavour ep. 3

I really love how Bright is just short and uptight and constantly a little pissed off. Like a big (hah) mood

Why do i feel like Morse is gonna royally fuck something up just bcuz of that monologue

Why is Jakes so pissy all the time are u jealous or sth????

Love how much sass Morse has up his sleeve it’s probably all the self hate and trauma or sth it’s not like i do the same…

Oh god there’s a missile

This family business seems like a dumpster fire and i feel it in my soul

Love how Bright is bragging about meeting the queen and the thing going off without a hitch and then morse sorta smugly just drops ”there’s been a murder🙃”

Bright is way too pissed about it like yeah someone died but take a breath man ik you like solid plans but chiiiillll

Damn Morse really just likes to rub his brains under Bright’s nose

Ok w h y is that worker meeting with the arab prince?? Some important person i forget but why

Morse should just stop talking to women it’s so awkward

Love how Jakes being like get u a girl *hint hint* and Morse is just so confused like that shit never occured to him love that little queer disaster

I feel like Jakes has potential to be a character i like but for now he’s just a bitch for no reason

This annoyed German scientist is a wholeass mood tho

Strange is such a good friend i love him actually

Ugh i hate this beaurocratic arms factory i genuinely couldn’t care less about your business or your disfunctional ass family

Fuck anyone who touched Brenda fuck you

I don’t even know Brenda but SA at work is not ok my brosky

SA anywhere isn’t ok for that matter

Love how nosey Morse is and the fact that it actually helps his investigations

”The union is always threatening action” good, fuck capitalism, unionize

Bright deserves a break too, he’s so responsible and works hard even if he can be a bit of a stickler

But still i want everything for him to be good

I never noticed Morse’s adorable sideburns before but i am now in love with them 🥰

He also looks like a weird mix of David Tennant and Colin Morgan

Also love the subtle ramping up of Morse’s alcoholism, you can just see him having drinks more often than the previous episodes

This post is getting way too long already

You know i really hate that mother, her energy is just so foul… but maybe it’s just my mommy issues speaking.. she reminds me of my mother waaayyy too much

God Morse is just way too awkward around people from his past

Love how Morse’s type is just someone with questionable character and a tragic backstory

That horse is so pretty i’m genuinely so jealous

Ooo damn she’s got some claws i think she’s the only one of the family i don’t despise

Poor Bright, he’s under way too much pressure

Also can i just point out i love how this show frames Morse always slightly to the side and separated to really emphasise how he doesn’t fit in or at least feels he doesn’t

Love the responsible work force manager that stopped the production immediately when there was an accident, still hate the board tho fuck em.

”You deserve more”

”Doubt that”

WHAT’S THAT MORSE?? I CAN’T HEAR YOUR DEPRESSION OVER YOUR SELF-HATE

Damn Thursday’s German is flawless

Also His history shining through the writing so effortlessly like give me that yummy yummy tragic background

Bright please lower your voice my ears can’t take it this late at night 😭

Morse please i beg of you, sort your shit out. This isn’t about anything specific just a general statement about him

God damn these powerful people and covering up the shit they create

There is criminally little interactions between Morse and Strange this episode

Morse literally just got told to sort his shit out before getting in a relationship like that’s what i said too

And he went to the pictures on his own which is just a tiny bit sad but why waste a ticket eh?

Oooo the plot thickens

Awww is Bright warming up to Morse

Then he can have two dads who constantly worry about him

He probably would need at least 3 tho

[hostelsbigbro]

The Anon who's argument points that Heather has probably been extremely sheltered from sex Ed cuz of her parents is valid and another argument that she is required to learn in a sex Ed class since its part of the basic cirriculum is also valid.

But the thing is, both are speculation and assumptions because Heather's side of the story is never revealed.

Fun fact: Eli dropped out of 2nd grade (he was 8)

So he basically lived with his 2nd grade education for over half of his life (we met him at 15 right?) and despite knowing how to kill a man with his left toe, he still has that certain naivete around the concept of procreation. Remember his weird talks about getting in big trouble? Yeah that's all he knew.

Also on the point they probably taught him what it is, that's highly likely!

But remember this fun fact (through a quick Google search)! Sex Education in South Korea is hella sexist and subpar aka their basic take away is "Don't have sex or you'll die" type of deal so I also doubt that Sally can really explain clearly but I'd like to think she tried cuz it's Sally lol gotta love her

Also there is a scene in the panels in which Eli was spelling out Hostel and he was spelling out apple wrong lol but he's getting better at it. So they did teach him what they can which is hella cute lol.

Also I never did think that Heather is an inherently bad person, in anything she's nice and got her heart in the right place. She gave Sally company when she can and even taught Eli that he shouldn't steal (she should have said that he DOESN'T need to steal anymore but she got the spirit) and taught him how to socialize along with the rest of the group.

Despite that, Eli is still plagued by the trauma he had with his past so I could tell he still holds on to certain things but his hold is getting loose cuz he's being taught.

Could I really call him a full fledged teen in mind now? Not really since I'm not a professional lmao but broski still got issues that need to be resolved

Also I'm not very sure just how long they stayed together but I'd say about a month or two? Hopefully a month minimum because Sally took him in when she's still going school so it's within the school year

So the actions she did that one night? It is hers alone but she and Eli are controlled by teenage passion. I still feel REALLY weird about it cuz I don't think I could safely say that Eli is now considered mentally a teen (unless we're given just how long he stayed with them, God I hope it's a few months cuz I don't think one is enough) but hopefully for the professionals he is tho cuz it'd be ironic for the daughter of a lawyer to not know about the law on minors not being allowed to have sex.

Not so fun fact: the guys are usually the one who is charged with something regardless of whom lead, which is bullshit (yes its more common, why the fuck are you punishing just all of the guys tho?) and I don't think I've heard of girls getting charged anything so I knew damn well that Heather's mom got the high ground regardless of who's the victim

But the basic thing that plagued me forever about it is the fact Heather's action were never really analyzed compared to others. They basically mentioned it once and never again, they've only focused on the part she got pregnant. And blamed Olly, which is correct cuz I'd kill him too.

Thank you for telling me about the anon's argument! I really didn't read it because their wording made me incredibly uncomfortable, but of course, it's valid since we are all just going off by assumptions.

And, your point is very valid too! Eli was very knowledged in terms of fighting, just not by anything else. Honestly, the realisation that he stopped education at 8 years old is very concerning looking at the situation. Also, fun fact; Eli is a year older than them.

Also, sex ed in most Asian countries is really conservative, for different reasons throughout the whole continent so it would be silly to name only one reason. However with South Korea, it could lie deep in the culture and generational harmful shelter of teenagers of anything that seems 'too adult' like. Just a guess though.

Sally trying to teach them is highly likely, I love her! She always takes care of people. However, I believe even if she did, she was too shy and awkward to do it! Remember, at that time she was a lot more introvert like.

Although I don't think Heather is a good person, you can do bad things while being a good human. Though, I gotta agree, she did her actions out of ignorance. - Does that make it better though? In my opinion, not really, but you decide for yourself. - and, 'teenage passion' aka, of course, selfishness.

The time Eli spent with Hostel is actually quite small, it must have been at max two months, at max three months. So, while he could improve, he wouldn't have been able to heal completely - and I do think that he could have underlying mental conditions which are impossible to cure. - however, we can see that even 9 months or so later, when Yenna is born, although his speech and social understanding improved, he was still incredibly naive and unaware of a lot of things. So, I think after all the time frame doesn't matter unless it expanded to a year.

Also! Knowing the law does not mean one cannot go against it, we clearly know that Heather disliked her mother, so the fact that she would have just done whatever to not feel controlled by her is very possible.

I didn't know that "funfact"! It's actually maddening, and pretty sexist.

Yup, I do think PTJ just wanted a girl that viewers can pity without even thinking how serious the thing he made her do is, I don't think he realises 'hey, this was bad to add'.