#((bonus points if you can get the reference))

[marianasbored]

hihi!! can you pleaseeee do smth where gi hun is masturbating, whimpering our name and we catch him? bonus points if he gets edged ^^ tysm!!!

YES YES YES OFCCC

subby Gi-hun my beloved 🙏

Needy ••• Gi-hun x Reader smut!!

Warnings: sub!gi-hun, gi-hun being pervy, gi-hun being referred to as a “mutt” multiple times, pillow humping, possible typos, overstim, edging, use of “good boy” and “mommy”, gi-hun being a slut, hj, bj, I wrote this at 2am help

Not proof read !!

୭ 🧷 ྀིྀི ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀

You were off running errands and poor Gi-hun missed you so bad !! He hated not being around his pretty girl :(

He ended up looking at old pics of you to accommodate for your absence. But then he stumbled upon old pics of you in that tight little bikini you own. . .

“Fuck..” he thought, looking down at the growing tent in his pants. You always make him get hard so fast :( and he just couldnt stop looking !!

Well, you probably weren’t gonna be home for a while… so it wouldn’t hurt to just stroke his dick a little while he waits for you..right?

He opened up his hidden folder in his phone, looking at old pics and videos of you while his had slipped under his boxers. . .

“Mmn..” he whines, watching a video of you bouncing on his cock, he wishes you were here right now :(

He always feels so dirty when he masturbates without you, like some needy mutt waiting for its owner to come home. It only makes his dick harder tho >.<

He rubbed his tip, trying to do it how you do it, but it wasn’t the same :(

“Aah..fuck..” his eyes were locked on the video playing on his phone, not even trying to conceal his moans. And shit was he sensitive !!

He put his phone down and decided to just fully pull off his pants and boxers now, throwing them into some random corner of the room to deal with later.

Climbing into bed he sees your pillow. . .it smells like you, he thinks, grabbing it. He took it to his nose, inhaling your sweet scent as he starts stroking his cock again.

“Mmnf..” he whimpered, closing his eyes and imagining it was you touching him instead. . .tho, if you think about it… his hand wasn’t really doing the job. . .

He brought the pillow down to his painfully hard dick, moving his hips against it slowly, humping it. Boy did he feel like a dirty mutt now !! :(

At least you weren’t home to see him..lying in your shared bed and humping your pillow while wishing it was your leg instead >.<

“Gi-hun im home!!” You call out, coming home early from running your errands. You raise a brow when you don’t hear a respond, walking to your room to investigate. You stop in your tracks when you hear a loud whimper.. sounds like someone moaning your name?

Peaking through the crack of the slightly open door, you’re greeted with the sight of Gi-hun desperately rutting against your pillow like he’s in heat, all while moaning your name in that needy, whiny voice you love.

“Aww you couldn’t wait till I got home?” You coo, entering the room. He immediately jolted upward and tried his best to cover his crotch…using your pillow. . .fuck, he was caught red handed !!

“O-oh you’re home!” He said nervously, hands shaking

“Move the pillow..” you said, smirking

“N-no w-why would you want me to do that..?” He stuttered

“..Be a good boy” you said, making his dick twitch

He moved the pillow, giving you a perfect view of his dick, tip leaking precum and all.. god… he was so perfect.. messy hair, heavy eyes, his chest rising and falling quickly.. it was straight out of a wet dream..

“Aww such a naughty boy..” you say, climbing into bed next to him and causing his breath to quicken even more. You signal for him to spread his legs, and he obeys, allowing you to park yourself between them

He whined, looking at you with those puppy eyes he always does

“What made you this hard hm? Aww were you thinking of me..?” You grinned, finally taking his length into your hand and stroking him at a painfully slow pace

“M-mhm yes m-ma’am..” he whimpered

“Good boy” you praised, kissing his sensitive tip, earning another whimper from him

“Th-thank you Miss..” he moaned

“You sound so pretty” you said, moving your hand faster while keeping eye contact, it felt like you were staring into his soul

“You must’ve missed me sooo muchhh, hm?” You giggled, taking his tip into his mouth

“Sh-shit..!” He whined “m-missed you so much..haah..”

You took him deeper into your mouth, swirling your tongue around his tip while stroking him, the stimulation driving him crazy

“P-please don’t stop !!” He moaned, panting as you sucked harder, stroking faster

“M-m so close..!” he whined, finally about to get that sweet taste of release…

“F-feels so good..! Hngh.. don’t stop please!” He moaned, getting louder and louder, you knew he was close, stroking faster and faster

“Mmnf..Please I’m gonna..-“

You suddenly took him out of your mouth with a loud “pop!”, stopping your movements

“Wh-what..? Why-whyd you stop..??” He pouted, whining as his dick pathetically twitched in your hands

You giggled, causing him to whine. “Did you really think I’d let a dirty mutt like you cum so easily?” You tsked

“B-but I was being a good boy..” he frowned, you were being so mean :(

“No you were being a dirty mutt and humping my pillow all because you can’t control yourself. I’m teaching you a lesson, I’m being responsible! You don’t wanna have no self control.. right?” You grinned

He was speechless, his cock sensitive and begging for just a little bit of attention “n-no please I promise I’ll be good p-please..” he whined, tearing up a bit. Aww he was so pathetic !!

You wrapped your hands around his cock, rapidly stroking it with no warning, causing him to let out a loud moan “fine, I’ll give you what you want..look at me, I’m being so good to you, even when you don’t deserve it..filthy slut..look at me, what are you supposed to say?”

“Th-thank you mommy !!” He moaned, panting even more

“Good slut” you watched as his legs began to shake, “go ahead and cum already if you want it so bad” you jerked him off faster, rubbing his tip with your thumb

“Oh fuck..please!!” He moaned, cum spurting out of his cock and onto his lower abdomen, a beautiful sight >.<

But oh.. you didn’t stop, why would you if he was begging for you to touch him, you had to give him what he wanted !!

His eyes widened when he realized what you were doing “w-wait no stop please!” He moaned

“But I thought you wanted me to keep going?” You said with faux innocence

“No please!! Too much too much !!” He whined, the neighbors could probably fucking hear

“Aww but you’re already so close again huh? Why not just cum again already? Cmon I know you can do it baby” you cooed, watching his eyes nearly roll back

“Shit shit shit..!” He let out a final loud moan before he came again, his cum coating your hand and his thighs

You finally slowed down before stopping “aww see I knew you could do it” you kissed his cheek as he tried his best to catch his breath

“Ha-ah..thank you..” he whined softly

“Your welcome baby..” you smirked, kissing his forehead

୭ 🧷 ྀིྀི ✧ ˚. ᵎᵎ 🎀

I might make a part 2 if I have the motivation but idk

Srry for any errors I wrote this instead of sleeping 😿

[ask-codeearasure]

I want to start this with a disclaimer. I am going to refer to the things the yandere trope does or portrays as ableist and demonizing, because it is.

I will get angry while explaining my piece and why I think the way I do with this trope. It has caused me a lot of pain and trauma in the past, as well as interfered with how I see myself following my own diagnoses and other medically recognized conditions. What I ask is you do not assume this is an attack on anyone in particular, as my intention with this rant is to inform and hopefully get to a functional solution.

The yandere trope was created in Japanese anime, and one of the words that went into the name, "yanderu", means "to be sick". The other word, "deredere" means "lovestruck". The sickness part of the word is specific to mental sickness, not physical sickness whatsoever, thus stressing yandere's tie to mental illness directly. The typical yandere character is presented to be sweet and caring at first, but the more time is spent with them, you uncover a disordered, obsessive, and delusional mask, bonus points with added mood swings and a distorted, idolized view of their love interest. Yanderes are also violent towards other characters who adore their love interest, doesn't matter the actual relation. Love interests to yandere characters are possessed over like an idolized, perfect fucking object, and friends, family, and other love interests alike are lashed out at if not assaulted and murdered as well out of that obsessiveness. Some love interests to yandere characters have been murdered and/or violated by said yandere after their advances were rejected too, which only makes this trope look better and better doesn't it? :)

None of the mental or behavioral patterns yanderes suffer from sound like symptoms of a real mental illness until you look at the relationships some mentally ill people have with others, more specifically, ones who suffer from OCD, bipolar disorders, and most of all, untreated Personality Disorders, predominantly those of the Cluster B variety.

Cluster B PDs are Borderline, Histrionic, Antisocial, and Narcissistic personality disorders and they're all grouped under Cluster B not just because their symptoms overlap a lot and multiple can coexist in the same person, but also because of how extreme their symptoms can get to the point they can hurt others, including the person who has them. These conditions are emotionally and mentally stressful, and they will warp and strain how Cluster B people see, interact, and think of others. However, the one PD that the yandere trope tends to put on the spot the most is Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD), the personality disorder most known for a complete lack of emotional regulation, black-white splitting, intense anger issues, and unhealthy dependence/obsession with others (called "Favorite Person(s)" or FPs) to make up for the lack of emotional and mental stability. These symptoms and attachment styles do exist in other PDs and in mental illnesses outside of them, but it is BPD that is most recognized, and therefore fetishized and demonized, for it. People with PDs tend to struggle a lot with assuming the worst in their relationships and seemingly over nothing, and one of the biggest feelings we don't handle well is jealousy, which is an emotion yanderes lash out the most over and take to every extreme many of us wouldn't despite the temptation.

Through the lens of the yandere trope, it portrays personality disorders under the notion that if someone does as much as look at a yandere's "special person" the wrong way, that yandere will do just about anything to either inconvenience or merk them off the census. It spreads the notion that people with personality disorders are inherently dangerous because of our attachment styles and because of symptoms given to us through years of abuse.

However, I am well aware the yandere trope has never specified an association with any single mental illness or category of mental illness. The truth is its horrifying similarities to actual mental illnesses is that of pure coincidence. The only reason I still believe it as legitimately ableist even with this context in mind is because yandere is named after mental sickness. Its entire purpose is to show an exaggerated, excessive, and dangerous portrayal of people in a clear state of psychological distress, but not only do almost all of them never get fucking help for this, but they are also written to be some of the worst examples for people we'd want incarcerated or dead in real life.

It is so common for yanderes to be portrayed as possessive abusers, perverts, swinging axe or knife murderers, incestuous, and/or rapists. Think of Yuno Gasai or Mikasa Ackerman as varied examples of yanderes. Obviously there are going to be traits that make them look better or worse in comparison to each other, but when you look at the grand scheme of the trope itself, it's meant to get extreme in every worst way possible, so long as it fits the narrative the author or director wants.

Yuno Gasai murdered several people over and over for the boy she wanted so desperately to fuck while Mikasa Ackerman was so attached and attracted to her adopted brother (yes, Eren Yaeger's parents adopted her, so she is his sister) it was one of the most disturbing moves made to have her kiss him on the mouth as she killed him at the end of Attack on Titan.

I would not have a problem with the yandere trope if it had no ties to mental illness at all, if it was defined by what the trope does and NOT what population of people it is supposed to represent. I would rather it have a different name, if just one change was made.

-- Sarco

I have no fandom thoughts lately, I'm dry. BUT I can complain and I will. I DON'T LIKE "Yanberry" for the simple fact that I really dislike the yandere trope in general.

I don't like the trope used on any character in general tho, it just happens that Blueberry seems to be the fandom's preference.

[vieoeil-riae]

okay but imagine you get isekai'd into black myth wukong but you're chronically online and have played the game, like if you make any cultural reference or joke or jargon you'd just sound insane

like imagine you accompany the destined one and zhu bajie and you end up having to explain why you know so much despite very much Not Being From Here and you quote "this is an RPG, what role am I playing? the fucking victim?" while describing the combat or start yapping about how insane it would be if BMW was an open world because if that happened and the graphics were the same then your console would like, explode, and they just look at you like you've grown 3 heads

like you could be the funniest mf out there but you giggling at your own jokes just makes them worry about your own mental state 💀💀

[rcehb-art]

Me and the Devil

“Walking side by side.”

Hey gang! It’s ✨ free commission time✨but only if you can solve the riddle on this artwork :3 There is a not-so-hidden piece here.

Rules are as follows:

- Reblogs are much appreciated!

- DM me your answer. First (2) two to answer correctly wins!!

- Answers in comment/reblogs will not be entertained.

- In return, I will be drawing your lovely, sexy Tavs or a character of your choice along with Raphael on a piece I’ll be posting for Christmas.

- It’ll be SFW so no need to worry about sharing it to your friends. ❤️

Here’s a hint:

A jeweled noose,

Fashioned to deliver ill news,

The name is in the game,

Play it, wear it,

Death comes all the same.

I wish you all good luck! Take care x

-

Edit: We have 2 winners already!! Thank you so much for participating. As usual, reblogs/comments are very much appreciated.

Thanks again guys!

Now I shall cook. 👀❤️💕

[clowningaroundmars]

my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown

cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way

certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles

"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him

badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together

god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭

[valyrfia]

i'm like n1 lecfosa but i have to say some of the anons i've seen in other people's inboxes because they think that charles could've driven better today or that carlos deserved the win....have not been it. if you have an opinion to say, please just post it on your own blog and put your own name to it rather than going to terrorise and spit on someone who doesn't agree with you while retaining the luxury of hiding behind an anonymous icon. or even better, if you're upset, stick to the blogs that you know share your opinions.

[leah2eroes]

"european trans women on this site talking about their petty little problems with "transmisogynists" like. fucking excuse me???? im a TRANS MAN living in AMERICA do you even give a shit about the shit thats happening over here??? you are NOT allowed to voice ANY of your lived experiences if i decide that they make ME look bad!!! this is INFIGHTING! this is MISANDRY!! now is NOT the time for you fucking evil tra- uh.,, trans radfems, to be WHINING about how we 'oppress you'. we don't. now shut up and let the MEN talk."

-actual post i saw on my tl just now (obviously paraphrased with key subtext lol)

[gh05tdraws]

A confident, adventurous bot. However he is a better fit to be a scientist then a soldier. As an autobot he is accustomed to humans but is frustrated at the effort he has to put in to be seen as acceptable, he would prefer a root form that has a different configuration but he tolerates it well enough. His facial plating is human shaped but he prefers to keep his battlemask up when possible. He can come off as cold or uncaring but it is simply because he still has not figured out how human interaction works. Despite his seeming indifference he is very emotional and can get carried away.

[jos-harry-potter-fanfic-blog]

It’s funny how when I first got into fanfiction I was all like “but that’s not how cannon portrays it at all.” And now I’m like, “cannon? what’s cannon? No I don’t wanna do cannon.”

[tenuuchlegch]

Oh, my gosh. I thought this capture of that wip I was working on was lost forever, but my one drive managed to save it after I got a new computer. Couldn’t save the actual wip though unfortunately.

But yeah this is... what I imagine the dynamic between Emet Selch and Odtsetseg was like in ShB. 

[omo-queer]

<3. aaaaaaaaaa! its like hypnotising. I just lost a bit, really griding down with my thighs now. Having to bite my shirt a bit to keep from yelping. Had one track tthat played that sounds exactly like pissing and gaaahhhhh i could feel it all coming in waves i couldnt stop it `(*>﹏<*)′ Ive lost a couple spurts into my pants. Ive got thigh highs and theres a couple beads in the sort of thigh-space zone or whatevrr its called. I thinjk im in control though! Btw what words should i refer to you with? Hope youre still happpy doing this, i hope this inst too much detail. Sorry feeling a bit blurry now with all the pressure. Soroooo full.

-🎶

oh dear, you're leaking! if you have anything nearby you should hydrate a little to replace anything you've lost, though i imagine at this point it would be hard for you to go get something if you don't have it nearby—and i think holding probably is the more... pressing matter.

definitely don't apologize about detail! the more detail you can give me, the better, in fact. i love how much detail there is in everything you've sent so far!

if you'd like a name to call me, i'm v. if you'd like terms, i'm okay with anything gender-neutral, and if you're feeling particularly submissive i also don't mind "sir"

[a-really-cool-blog-name]

I love that according to Disney channel one of the most boring this you can do is eat a baguette while on a swing.

[backfliips]

A lot of people on twitter wanted me to explain how I draw expressions, so here you go

Unless you're drawing explicit realism, in my opinion, expressions should be exaggerated to some degree. If you aren't doing a 1:1 recreation, the point is to get the FEELING across. Try making the expression you want to draw and feeling how your face pinches and stretches.

Skin doesn't just "disappear" when your face moves it around --- that's where wrinkles come from! Pay attention to where your skin creases when you emote, and use it to your benefit. It's a fine line between overdoing it and underdoing it -- find your own balance.

Ultimately, every expression has a little bit of push and pull, unless your face is completely neutral (and even then, there are still some wrinkles...). Learning to think of expressions as actions and reactions is VERY helpful in learning to draw them without needing a reference, and in learning how to stylize and push expressions based on references as well!

I think a lot of people end up with stiff or unexpressive emotions in their art because they're just trying to recreate a picture instead of understanding WHY and HOW the face is moving --- and it's a tough thing that takes a while to really pick up and learn. Hopefully is helpful in showing a way of thinking about it that can influence your process and approach to emotions!!!

Also, bonus: even without the lines, the planes alone still show a LOT of emotion.

[innerfare]

Cuddling - Part 1

Summary: How do they cuddle you?

Characters: Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Ace, Sabo, Law, Kid

Genre: Fluff

CW: None // SFW

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Luffy:

He’s more of a koala bear than a literal koala bear. He doesn’t even realize cuddling is a thing because it’s so normal to him, like eating and breathing. You’ve literally never slept in the same bed with him without him wrapping himself around you (neither has anyone else, for that matter). He even gets a little grumpy if you’re not there for him to hold on to. 

Zoro:

It’s not called cuddling, that’s for sure. He might refer to holding you, but that’s about it. One of his guilty pleasures, though, is being held by you. He especially likes it when you sit behind him and wrap both your arms and legs around him, bonus points if you run your hands up and down his chest and abdomen. 

Sanji:

A total cuddle bug. He usually comes to bed after you (though not so late that you’re already asleep), and likes to slip between your legs while you’re sitting up against the pillows. Bonus points if you rub his back or smooth his hair. He’s also one for quick daytime snuggles, often coming up behind you and wrapping his arms around you for a long hug. 

Ace:

He grabs hold of you easily, but he doesn’t let go easily. If he falls asleep, you’ll be stuck by his side until he wakes up because he holds on to you so tight. He’s clingy, but not in a little spoon kind of way, more of a ‘I’m going to put you where I want you’ kind of way. It puts him at ease to keep you so close because he feels your a little safer that way. 

Sabo:

He’s so sweet about it. He holds you like a baby every time you two have any privacy, encouraging you to wrap not only your arms but also your legs around him. He sort of pretends it’s to put you at ease and make you feel safe, but the weight and warmth of your body makes him feel safe and, in particular, makes him feel capable and dependable. 

Law:

If you call him the little spoon, he’ll break up with you, but he is often the little spoon. He gets annoyed when you don’t automatically wrap your arms around him in bed because he doesn’t want to embarrass himself by asking. One of his favorite things in the world is falling asleep with his head in your lap while you play with his hair. 

Kid:

Not so much cuddling as it is him collapsing on top of you. If you manage to fall asleep without him on top of you, you’ll wake up either with him on top of you or to him yanking you into his arms to hold you against his chest while he’s still asleep. Treats you like his teddy bear, hangs on to you extra tight when he’s stressed. 

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Hope you enjoyed it! If you want more, you can check out my masterlist here!

[crheativity]

Mc/Yuu that when given genuine affection from their friends such as a small gift or just being told that they enjoy being around them, they just get really quiet and look at their friend with shock and disbelief, tearing up a little bit and just going "...oh..." in a real small voice.

Bonus points if they're not usually emotional like this.

It would be fun if it was the overblot gang since they just got some gifts themselves, or maybe ADeuce duo...idk man, I just want some wholesome friendship, I feel like there aren't enough fics like that in this fandom-

WARNINGS: Can be read as platonic or romantic, some of these might be longer/shorter than others, all of them care about you but (almost) all of them are bad with Emotions. also there are slight references to book 6 in Idia’s section if you squint

COMMENTS: AWH this is such a cute idea! And yes, there should definitely be more wholesome, platonic fics! Also, sorry these are short D:

Wait, crap, you’re tearing up? He just got you a present- are you okay?? He’s low key worried about you, unsure if this is just you being extremely excited about his (amazing) gift or if there’s something else going on. Either way, he’s quick to figure it out and reassure you as best he can. He’s torn between feeling bad about making you cry and being happy you liked his present so much. Either way, he pulls you into a hug and rubs patterns into your back until you feel better.

You’re crying?! Ohhhh crap oh crap oh crap- he doesn’t know what to do! Was his present that bad-? Once you reassure him and tell him you love it, he relaxes a little bit but is still clearly distressed. He isn’t very good at figuring out why you’re reacting this way, but his genuine care for you shines through and helps you feel a little more comfortable in his own way.

Wh-what?? Did he do something wrong-? He did a bunch of research, so he had assumed that this gift would be something you’d appreciate, not tear up over! Riddle is. Confused. And scared. He’s new to this whole “having friends” thing, and he thinks very highly of you, so the thought of messing up is pretty scary. He’s at quite a loss of what to do. When you reassure him and tell him you’re okay, he’s very relieved. He makes a note of how much you appreciated the gift and is determined to do more for you. If he has to get used to having friends, he wants you to get used to receiving the affection you deserve, too.

Awh, come on. You’re seriously tearing up over this? He ruffles your hair affectionately, giving you space to process your emotions while staying nearby. He doesn’t quite get what all the fuss is about - all he knows is he got you something and then you “exploded into tears” (you did not, he’s exaggerating). He sits with you until you feel better and tries to think of ways he could give you stuff without you “freaking out” like this. Maybe some money left in your pockets would be a good idea…

As soon as you tear up, he wants to go hide in his octo-pot. He knew it, it was a stupid idea. He should’ve gone with the other present idea, maybe then you’d be less disappointed. If you even still want to be friends with him after this. The moment you explain that you’re really happy, however, his mood does a complete 180, attempting to both comfort you and gloat a little at the same time. He would pat you a little awkwardly on the shoulder, wanting to express he appreciated your vulnerability. He’s definitely making notes on things he could spoil you with.

He freezes. Dang, he thought it was something you’d like. If not, that’s okay, he did keep the receipt. You can take it back to the store and get a refund if you’d- oh? You liked it? He’s another one that would try to comfort you and feel smug at the same time. The thought of making anyone but particularly you so happy is a little jarring to him, and your way of expressing emotions is definitely unexpected, but he’s glad he got you this. Maybe he’ll get you something better next time.

For once, Vil is speechless. For a moment he just kinda stands there in surprise, before sweeping you into his arms for a hug - completely ignoring how his clothes might crinkle. He didn’t think you would react that way, and - although he’s pretty sure you’re happy - he wants to comfort you anyway. Once you confirm you’re actually happy, he thinks your reaction is sweet and endearing and pure. He’s definitely buying you more things if this is your reaction to it,

The moment you say “oh” and start to tear up he’s internally going say sike rn. Bro was not prepared for Emotions. He can hardly handle his own feelings, why’d fate dump him with someone else’s?! Especially since they belong to someone he cares about. He’s not real good with other people, let alone taking care of them. He wishes Ortho was here - he could google Top 10 Ways To Comfort A Friend Who Randomly Starts Crying. Idia kinda just ends up patting your entire head awkwardly and saying “there there” through his tablet. He knows it’s pathetic, okay?

He’s utterly confused. He followed the Human Customs of buying a gift for someone you care about, why are you displaying a negative reaction? Was the gift not satisfactory? Lilia said this would be enough, although perhaps he should’ve gone with his original plan and bought you significantly more. Were you perhaps disappointed? Once you reassure him, he almost laughs. He thinks your reaction was very cute, he will be buying you significantly more things. Prepare yourself.

♥Thank you for reading!! I hope you enjoyed it!!♥

[pyract0]

Random thoughts with hsr men: shower edition

☪Includes: Dan heng, Jing yuan, Blade, Aventurine, Sunday, Sampo + bonus ☪This is so unserious but I had some thoughts for it. Slowly gets more chaotic as it goes. ☪No defined gender or pronouns, referred to as "you", nothing explicit just fluff

୨♡୧ Dan heng who sets the shower temperature to only cold water, as low as it can go. ୨♡୧ Dan heng who due to his species being connected to the sea, has a lower tolerance to higher temperatures. ୨♡୧ Dan heng who happens to forget you aren't like him, being able to comfortably enjoy the warmth, drags you in to the near freezing flow. ୨♡୧ Dan heng who is then forced to try and shower while you cling to his side and use him for heat, but can't find it in himself to complain as he pulls you impossibly closer to his chest.

-`♡´- Jing yuan who unlike his old friend, has his showers unbearable hot. -`♡´- Jing yuan who watches you try and get a tolerance for his temperature preference, while chuckling at your pained yelps. -`♡´- Jing yuan who sits on the floor of the shower (you took away his stool privileges) while you spend a bit too long tying to wash through his mane of hair. -`♡´- Jing yuan who falls asleep in the shower and refuses to wake until you finish, giving you a gentle kiss on the forehead as a thank you for your hard work.

♱✮♱ Blade who doesn't see a point in regular showers around his long life and missions that span on for up to months at a time. ♱✮♱ Blade who only agreed to shower with you after you dragged him in, glaring at you as his bangs flop over his eyes. ♱✮♱ Blade who stands in the corner for most of the time while you shower, with you forcefully washing his hair and detangling it. ♱✮♱ Blade who the whole time acts like he hates it with his whole being, but he can't hide the twitch at the corner of his mouth listening to you talk his ear off in such an intimate area.

♠︎♦️♠︎ Aventurine who takes his self care very seriously, making sure the water is set to the perfect temperature to benefit his skin and hair. ♠︎♦️♠︎ Aventurine who spends a long time on every step in his routine, only the best for him as he would say. ♠︎♦️♠︎ Aventurine who helps you to do the same, taking his time to rinse your hair over and over with each product he applies. ♠︎♦️♠︎ Aventurine who finally finishes after you've sat on the floor resting against his leg or the wall for over half a system hour, pulling you up and helping you dry off while he wraps his arms around you and nuzzles into your shoulder.

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who enjoys these intimate moments with you the most, just a simple time to unwind and relax with you without interruption. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who spends a long time scrubbing your scalp for you while letting you return the favour for his wings, having you shampoo the soft feathers with the upmost care. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who, much like a bird, shakes his wings to remove the excess water build up, and who accidently flicks soap into your eyes on more than one occasion. ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ Sunday who can't help but laugh at your misery as you forcefully rub your eyes until they're red, but as an apology cradles your face in his soft hands and places a loving kiss on your lips as an apology.

𓆩⚝𓆪 Sampo who often needs you to remind him to shower, having you pull him from whatever he's doing at a decent time. 𓆩⚝𓆪 Sampo who sometimes is a bit slow, stepping into the running shower just to have you force him out in disgust upon realising he wore still had his now damp socks on. 𓆩⚝𓆪 Sampo who sometimes gets distracted while talking to you and slips on the soapy floor, landing flat on his ass and whining into your leg after clutching onto it. 𓆩⚝𓆪 Sampo who after your shower, hangs off your back like a leech and pampers you with kisses for being an angel and helping him, who only stops when you smack him with your towel so you can finally dry off.

Bonus:

• ➵ ✩ Boothill who got the idea of showering together from hearing couples talk about it, finally making the move after seeing your drowsy figure and sluggish actions walk past him. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who was ecstatic at the opportunity, practically dragging you to your shared bathroom and giving you a sharkish grin. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who didn't think of how... shocking your shower together might have been, completely forgetting about his cyborg anatomy. • ➵ ✩ Boothill who sits next to you after getting healed for your electrothermal burns, rubbing his face against your chest like a cat and looking like he'd start crying if that was even possible for him anymore, only meeting your eyes after you place a kiss to his crown and let him know you're okay.

ׂ╰┈➤ Note Longer fic for Jing yuan, Sunday and Boothill here!