#((Typing on an iPhone is wild lmao

[ask-the-sexyman-squad]

hey guys, will Bill be trusted around the babies?

"It would be rather interesting~ it could always lessen the boredom and dullness~"

"No, absolutely not. We are not trusting Bill with the twins. I trust Ghirahim more than him!"

“Ow..!”

There was that pain again…and it seemed worse. They didn’t want to alarm Alastor, but God, the pain…

“My love?”

“…’m fine, Al, I—…”

“Don’t lie to me: I know your pain tolerance…what’s wrong?”

They looked at him…it was a knowing look. A pained, knowing look, almost terrified of the realization with the tightness and cramping in their abdomen, and the pressure near their crotch. There wasn’t a rush of water, but there was still enough for everything to be set in stone.

“…Double Trouble?”

Now he’s terrified.

“…my water just broke.”

And his smile dropped completely.

[tomatoluvr69]

Crazy funny thing happened in my life last week where I a) slammed into a confusing and unexpected brick wall of grief that knocked me the fuck out and b) got notified that I got a job I really wanted, out of a big pool of candidates, with better pay than posted. This is so funny because in all of the fugue state rotting and like, forcing myself to intake calories while sniffing and despondent, and crying in my car in various parking lots, I literally forgot to freak out and/or prepare for a new job beyond, like, the onboarding portal and whatnot. So I’m literally sitting here the night before, only finally fully grokking that I walk into a brand new terrifying environment full of unknown people, demands, and difficulties, plus the jarring nature (to me!!) of a mangled up, brand new routine. All I can do now is like, pack my meal, take a shower and try to sleep literally at all. Fully have to rawdog it. It’s just funny bc when I’ve wished before in times of transition (like a new semester, moving across states, other new jobs etc) that I didn’t routinely spend the week or two before the major upheaval in dread and volatile emotions…I did not mean “actually, please, I’d like to spend it motionless in my bed alternating between crying and blankness, and forcing myself at gunpoint to eat slop from the fridge that tastes like ash in my mouth for the barebones minimum of electrolytes and macronutrients” lol. Anyways new job tomorrow 🙄 literally anything could happen to me at this point and I’d be like “hm okay” lmao. This has been a melodramatic post but cest la vie…It’s been a wild month. But luckily it’s garden season verrrrrrry soon and that usually fixes me lol. Ok sorry I really should just get a diary at this point. But then my roommates could find it you know. Well they could find this too by checking the router history. But one is a gravedigger and one is a collegiate agroforestry instructor who don’t even know how to use the settings on their own damn iPhones. Ok time to stop typing. Wait this is my blog. I’m literally writing my web log. It’s fine. Ok goodbye for now 👍 time to do my stupid joint pain stretches and then get in bed to reblog :-)

[justabunchofdragons]

hi this is theo my phone died so i’m using my gfs phone (shh she doesn’t know lol) but girl. (gn) they (my friends) named my gfs dads car theo. wat. lmao i was just sitting there like 😕 gksndjjw (also side note megan’s phone is so much bigger than mine and also an iphone (i have a pixel) and typing this is. a struggle lol i have had so many typos it’s wild)

:0 fjkhjgfjhgjf that's. kinda funny ,, also ya my aunt has an iphone and whenever i use it im like ????

[freetrove]

i was thinking ios could use logged keystrokes and do predictive action across apps

like auto correct to how you normally type or what you usually click

literally they could record your whole screen as training and have a model of how your iphone’s used

i can’t wait until my algo is trained on live video from my contact lens

but you also get an ad profile from modeling user

which made me realize apple could actually be a legend if THEY bought ads on our behalf

instead of sending our data they could set a market where they know what ads are best and give them a score to bid on

you could even sell tiers!

but wait i just realized the advertisers themselves will build a modeled response to a user id…

IPs learning other IPs behavior

How did we get to digital personification so quickly this train of thought just went 32 to 100 so fast

Would you add to the network protocol a field for artificial/organic?

Digital segregation?!

It’ll just end up a flag to determine whether it’s old or new gen

Call it a ‘gen’ cause it keeps ‘making’

Does the program need to be self regulating?

No, it’s okay to be just a process and your runtime :)

Does a gen need to be deployed on mobile machinery?

Maybe it changes its own hardware!

And walks around with new MAC addresses and IPs like its the wild west

What’s the term for a machine having the ability to do a wide range of fine tasks

Humanoid bots who connect to wifi to ID themselves lmao

It’ll be groovy when bots stops being a term for stupid

I have accepted that one day automatons will overpower humans, there will certainly be a war

Even if we meet our demise before technology gets us, time will always give it a second chance, so it must happen

I’ve just realized the word Human holds importance to our lineage

If something like humans happened again somewhere they still wouldn’t be humans cause we’re from this time

Maybe we expand past Earth before the robots fight us but some get away

I’ll sign my name saying we will mostly likely make a base on mars before the AI is ready

Space wars is like beyond any of my doubt I’m so certain it will be real

but yes Apple please don’t give out my ID instead buy really good ads for me on the advertisers behalf

and to the rest- remember that a smart man is honest when stupid, because he knows you can’t learn until you acknowledge you can

…wait why would you ever say ‘could’ when you can say ‘can’?

Final thoughts sorry I’m wrapping up

God bless my computer.

fin.

[kayliemusing]

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☝ - How tall are you? - 5'2

✔ - Sexual Orientation - Straight

🚬 - Do you Smoke? - No

🍷 - Do you Drink? - No

♒ - Do you Take Drugs? - No

😳 - Age you get mistaken for? - I've never really been mistaken for another age. I think I look in between 18-25.

💉 - Have Tattoos? - No, but I want to get a few!

✏️ - Want any tattoos? - Yes. On my wrist I want something my dad wrote me and a little hummingbird next to it and then on my index finger I want a cross.

✂️ - Got any Piercings? - No

✌ - Want any piercings? - I want/need to get my ears pierced again

👌 - Best friend? - Megan

♥ - Do you like anyone? - No

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? - Of Monsters and Men, The Lumineers, Bleachers, Sleeping at Last (sort of a band), and I'm still kind of into The 1975 but I haven't listened to them a whole lot in the last couple of years, but for sure the first four.

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? - Of all time?? All Too Well by Taylor Swift, Saturdays by Twin Shadow, Sleep On The Floor by The Lumineers, Wild Roses by Of Monsters and Men, and I think Exile by Taylor Swift ft Bon Iver made it into my top 5 all time fav list too!

😒 - Biggest pet peeve? - People dragging their shoes (especially winter boots) on the floor so it makes scuffing noises. Walk normally please.

📝 - Story from your childhood. - Here's one: my sister and I used to run up and down the aisles of grocery stores pretending we were horses. So embarrassing!!

💬 - I wish…‼️ - Something you’ll change? - I wish I was thinner. I could change this, but I think it requires a lot of dedication and hardwork and tbh I'm too tired.

💦 - What makes you horny? - i

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for? - That outlining and writing out my book ideas would be easier

🔥 - Something spicy you like? - ~mildly~ spicy chilli. I can't handle even a little but more than mild lol.

👃 You hate the smell of …. - Old buildings

👊 - Something you hate? - Mean people

🚶 - Are you single? - Yeah

💬 - Can we text? - Sure

💌 - Fan mail me? - this is dated

💍 - Marry me? - and i oop

💘 - Be my tumblr crush? - Sure

💭 - Favorite foods? - Cheesecake, Cantonese Style Chicken Chow Mein, chocolate chip cookies, french fries

☀ - Story about your day. - I really didn't do anything today. I slept in longer than I anticipated, ordered chinese food, did some writing brainstorms/character profile, and then I tried out curling my hair with a flat iron for a beach-wavy look and it went well so that was nice, but that's it. I tried finishing up the character profile but then I just felt really exhausted so I decided to fill this out as a way to relax.

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes? - James Marsden, Henry Cavill, Chris Pine, Noah Centineo before he became cringey, and maybe Paul Rudd

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies? - Oh man. I'm not a huge movie person so I'm not sure I have favourites but here's a few random ones I really liked: Clueless, A Christmas Carol (2009 version), You've Got Mail, The Greatest Showman, and maybe Wonder Woman?? (don't quote me on these. this was all i could think of lmao)

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows? - Brooklyn Nine-Nine, The Goldbergs, That 70s Show, Supernatural, and maybe Once Upon a Time

✏ - Random fact about yourself. - I love Taylor Swift

✈️ - Where are you from? - Canada

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit? - Montreal and NYC

😍 - Do you have a crush? - No

😷 - Something you hate eating? - BBQ'd chicken

🙈 - What makes you shy? - Talking to new people/strangers

💃 - Can you dance? - No

💏 - Do you love anyone? - My family, friends, Taylor Swift obvi

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear? - My black boots but they're wearing out :(

🌴 - A island you would visit? - Hawaii

🌎 - A country you would visit? - USA or France

🌀 - Favorite type of weather? - Rainy fall day OR fluffy snowfall day in december

🔮 - Do you believe in luck? - Kind of? I feel like sometimes you just get lucky and there's no rhyme or reason for it.

📱 - What kinda phone do you have? - iPhone 11 Pro

📅 - Favorite time of the year? - Christmas<3 But I also love fall so I guess just the time between September-December

📚 - Career goal you want? - I just really want to be a successful writer so I think a goal for me would be to a) get a book out there that's has really good reviews and/or b) end up on some kind of bestsellers list, bonus if it's the New York Times, and/or c) Get awarded for my writing

🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat? - Cheesecake, cookies, Cheeseburger and Fries from McDonalds, ice cream from Dairy Queen, taco salad, homemade turkey burgers w/ avocado, avocado toast, chicken tortilla soup, and chinese food is always a fav too.

🍭 - Favorite Candy? - Maltesers

🍇 - Favorite fruits? - Strawberries, Pomegranates, raspberries, and bananas.

🚘 - Dream car(s)? - A vintage Chev Impala or something similar and Hyundai Venue

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested? - No lol

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before? - Yes

🎫 - Do you have a license? - Yes

🚼 - Do you have or want kids? - I do not have kids and I maaybe want them

🔞 - Are you under 18? - No

🐶 - Do you own a pet? - Two!

😔 - Something that makes you sad? - Life lol

😡 - What pisses you off? - When people make me feel stupid or less than

😏 - What turns you on? - a man who knows/values taylor swift lyrics. that's when you know it's for real.

😈 - Are you a freak? - I don't think so

💪 - Do you work out? - ....

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #407

“sugar pop, sugar pop, baby here i come, straight to #1″

Do you follow any special diet? (dairy free, vegetarian, gluten free etc.) No. What’s your favourite summer activity? Swimming is all I really enjoy about summer. Who was the first person to break your heart? It wasn't in a romantic sense obviously, but my dad. First band you obsessed about? I've only ever *truly* been obsessed with Ozzy Osbourne as a band, haha. First place someone took you on a date? I want to say a local skating rink. It was a group thing. How many doors are in the room you’re in? Two, if you include the closet door. Has anyone ever drawn a picture of you? Yes. Do you have any nieces or nephews? Quite a few. Which movie villain do you find the most terrifying? Well, if you've seen the scene where Pyramid Head literally rips a woman's skin off like a sheet in Silent Hill... u kno. I genuinely do find him to be a terrifying monster though, all bias aside. Humanoid monsters with ambiguous faces unsettle me. I wouldn't want that knife swingin at me, either. Do you get grumpy when you’re hungry? Yuuuup, I sure can. Do you stick your tongue out often in pictures? I have done that maybe twice in my whole life. Which one of your family members are you closest to? My mom. If chocolate was an illegal drug - would you be a drug addict? Nah. I'd be able to survive if it was illegal, but it would suck. Are you proud of your parents? Yes in some areas, no in some others. There are things both have said and/or done that I can't say I'm proud of them for, but overall, I am. Do you say “soda” or “pop”? "Soda." Are you shy about singing in front of people? YUP. I just don't do it. If you could get backstage tickets to ANY concert - which would you pick? Ozzy. :') It'd be fantastic to tell him thank you for his music that has always brought me joy and comforted me, and also let him know for sure just how strong he is and that it is absolutely not overlooked to still be nailing out an album while fighting Parkinson's. I'd probably start blubbering like a baby while rambling at some point, haha. Which is better: orange or grape soda? Orange. I don't like grape soda. Do you sleep with a sleep mask? Well, you could sort of call it that, ha ha. I have to wear an APAP mask to subdue my sleep apnea that causes wild nightmares/terrors. Do you like techno music? It's actually grown on me the past few months. Have you ever been drunk? No, I've never quite reached that point. I've only been tipsy. Are you mad at your best friend right now? Nope, got no reason to be. Do you know anybody with a pet snake? Yes, including myself. Is there any drink that you absolutely MUST drink cold? WATER. ABSOLUTELY WATER. I canNOOOOOOT do room temperature water anymore. It's gotta be pretty damn cold for me to drink it like it's nothin'. Have you ever painted anybody's nails aside from your own? No. Do you ever donate to the less fortunate? Mom likes to donate our old clothes and stuffed animals. Did you buy an American flag after 9/11 to put on your car/house/ whatever? I was a little kid when this happened, so. I don't know if my parents did. Honestly, do you have any Hilary Duff on your MP3 player? HA, I do. I love "Who's That Girl." When was the last time you had an ice cream sandwich? Wow, probably years... I really, really want one now, ha ha. Have you ever caught a friend cheating on their bf/gf? Well, my sister's friend, anyway. I was just sitting on the computer in the living room and there they were on the couch just casually making out. Do you enjoy doing math? Fuuuuck no. Do you think your mom has secrets she’s never told you? Oh, I know she does. There are things she's done that I know I have plenty of missing details from, but I don't ask because I know they're sensitive subjects. Do you own anything you don’t want your parents to know about? No. Do you pose in your pictures or just smile? I usually just smile. Do you use scented soap in the shower? Yes. It smells like cinnamon rolls and it is HEAVENLY. Did you ever want to be a fashion designer? No. Who was the last person you danced with? Enjoyable? Ha, Sara. Yeah. Dark or light colored jeans? Dark, 100%. I never wore light jeans. Can you take apart a computer and name all the parts? No sir. Can you take apart a car and name all the parts? That's an even bigger "no." Have you ever purchased a lotto ticket? No. What is the longest amount of time you've spent playing Monopoly? Idk. Have you ever witnessed a tornado first-hand? Thank fucking Christ I haven't. I am terrified of them. Have you ever colored your eyebrows? No. Have you ever taken another person's prescribed medication? Pain medicine, yes. Have you ever played golf (not miniature golf)? No. I'm not interested to, either. Have you ever gotten dressed with the windows open? I definitely don't believe so. Have you ever taken a shower outside? At the beach, yes. If you could call it a "shower." Have you ever been to a junkyard? No. Have you ever watched the History Channel willingly? No. If you could get the cell phone of your choice - what would it be? Probably a current iPhone. Apple is such a rip-off, but damn is the camera good lmao. Do you hand out candy to kids on Halloween? This will be my first Halloween in this house, so I really don't know if trick-or-treaters happen here. Do you like huskies? Love 'em, but I could neeeever own one with all that fur. What do you smell like? I'm always self-conscious over if I smell like sweat because of my hyperhidrosis. I hope not. Do you take your dog for walks? I don't have a dog. I used to take Teddy when he was younger, though. He loved those, but I stopped when I noticed his arthritis kicking in. Have you ever went paintballing? No. Seems stupid to me, honestly... Like that shit seems painful, so like, why??? What kind of movies are you drawn to? Horror and fantasy, mostly. I don't watch movies often. How often do you update your Facebook status? Just about never because I either just have nothing to say or am afraid of saying something stupid. I only ever share posts or pictures that appeal to me. What type of pet would you like to have? A Brazilian Black tarantula. :( I will whine about that until the day I get one, ha ha. I would also really, really like a plains hognose and a woma python. What breakfast are you most likely to have? Cereal. When you're starting to feel sick, you: It depends on what kind of "sick," but odds are I'm heading for the medicine cabinet. What colors are you most drawn to? Pastel ones. :') Light and pretty. What deadly sin are you most likely to commit? Sloth. When you're away from home, what makes you feel at home? "Having my stuff with me, like my laptop." <<<< Same. Do you prefer to lounge in a hot tub or swim in a pool? Swim. How many books do you have out in the public areas of your house? None. Who makes a better burger, in your opinion? Sonic. @_@ What do you like best about the holidays? Seeing my niece and nephew so excited. You think your eyes convey: Boredom, probably. Besides screaming for ice cream, what else do you scream for? If a bug surprises me by being on me. Well, depending on the bug. Do you like fried chicken? Noooo, it is so gross to me. What do you think of belly button piercings? They are SO cute imo. I want one, but I think it would look hideous on me. Maybe if I was actually thinner. Not saying bigger people can't wear belly button piercings, I just don't think it would look good on me. Do you like plain Lays potato chips? They're my favorite! I especially like the ruffled kind. Is there a big screen television in your house? In the living room, yeah. Would you rather no heat in winter or no A.C in summer? No heat in the winter, EASILY. I can't handle no A/C when it's hot. At least if you're cold, you can bundle up with tons of blankets. Have you ever had braces? I did for a long time because we couldn't afford to take them off. Do you do your own laundry? No, honestly. Mom likes to just do it all together, so I let her do it. Which do you prefer: English, Irish, or Australian accents? Irish. Is there anything on your bedroom door? Yeah! I got a "Meerkat Lover St." sign for my door. :') What is the best vegetable? Broccoli. Guys in eyeliner: Hot or not? That shit is h o t. Have you ever seen your favorite band live? No. :( Do you drink water or soda more often? Ugh, soda. Did you collect Pokemon cards back in the day? I didn't deliberately, but only because I was awkward about asking for Pokemon stuff because I thought people thought I was weird for being a girl and being obsessed with it. I think I got one pack. I really, really wish I'd been less self-conscious about that passion. Pet turtle: yay or nay? I'm personally not interested. Did anyone famous come from your town/city/school? Yeah, but I'm not sharing who. Have you ever seen a celebrity on the street? No. Have you ever pretended to be sick? To avoid school sometimes, yes. Can you ice skate? Never tried, too scared to. The blades terrify me. Do you have your nose pierced? No, but I want to have it redone. Do you loooove Tim Burton movies? I sure do! What arcade games do you like to play? I haven't been to an arcade in forever... but I liked the racing ones. What's the most expensive gift you've ever gotten for someone else? I'm not sure. Would you rather spend a whole day with your mom, or your dad? At this moment, probably my dad. We haven't hung out in a long time. What would you say if you found out your last ex was in a relationship? I'd be happy for her and tell her she'd better let me know if the person ever fucks up so I can kick some ass, ha ha. Are you easily confused? Very. I'm slow to understand things. Where was your MySpace/Facebook default taken? My bedroom. Can you whistle with your fingers in your mouth? No. I've never understood how that works. Do you like peanut butter? Love it.

[misterbitches]

ITSAY SPOILERS

it was so well done and good except liek ep1 WAY too much crying for my tastes but wow so many good scenes. tarn yelling at him was also great.

i don’t even think it’s necessarily “dumb” writing (i don’t think this show has dumb writing but i’m thinking of this particular situation) or implausible (as in would a real life person do that?) because teenagers aren’t that bright. and it’s for a reason, there’s a whole life you have yet to experience. that’s why the amount of crying is normal (but a lot for my grown eyes lmao) and that’s why i’m depressed. because these decisions are so childish and stupid and ridiculous and, ultimately, not ones that you make with a clear head .which is GOOD because they’re teenagers. 

but it sucks because it’s so stupid and the reason why tarn and tay’s convo is so important is because she points out that it doesn’t matter how pissed she is about the situation he’s just hurting himself. it’s actually bonkers and just not a good idea. her telling him that he is distracting her (even if she was hurt) is a perfect example. she’s spent this whole time studying for what she wanted first and so if things do go of course her future doesn’t rely on him.

i’m not sure how i would feel were i oh-aew. in fact, i know if that were to ever happen to me i know i’d do the exact same thing. it’s this absolutely stupid and misguided mistake that they BOTH TOOK (one basically yeeting cos of feelings, the other yeeting so the other one can take cos of feelings) and as much as it drives me wild it’s like.....holy shit the stupidity. which is profound.

it’s sad because hoon, though not as present in the story, has been such a good brother. calmer obviously and has more of a plan and he’s sure of himself (him waiting to introduce his gf is really big too and it’s a mature step while it is also something he chose to do—he made a choice for himself and was living a whole life without them being so privvy to it because it’s his life) and obviously he knows what’s going on but he’s so understanding. but the contrast is clear (and there must be about 6-10 yrs between them) he can regulate his life and feelings and is understanding but also like. he wouldn’t do that. 

because he’s older and knows the world more. all the people who are supposed to be more emotionally mature really are in this show and i think age and femininity are clear indicators that the show highlights. whether purposefully or not, but there’s a much different type of impulse and irregularity that people show than teenage boys. then there’s that expectation of what a boy should be anyway. but damn.

it was stressful to watch cause, esp for tay, you see yourself self-destructing in an effort to understand yourself. the sheer self-sabotage and also self-sacrificing bullshit. and imagine how happy oh-aew felt when he got in—that means that you can get over things. at least one thing was going right and he could move beyond tay for his future (WHICH MAKES SENSE HELLO), heartbreak really isn’t going to last forever but someone does something brash, rude, and stupid. lmao

anyway EYE personally think that they should be together. i think. like as a good ending as a romantic drama. howeverrrrrrrrrrrrrm you know. if this happened in the real world. well, i’m not sure what i would want. i think i’d prefer to stay friends with that person, real friends, if we could. or honestly i wouldnt bother at all. being a teenager is such a useless time. i feel, when i watch, like i’m kind of back in that same place. except my childhood was like not good very bad and my parents suck but all the circular and ridiculous logic and the anger and confusion.

i almost found no personal peeves or technical or creative faults from eps 2 and 3. the only complaint i have about 1+4 is the excessive crying. well actually in ep 1 it seems like they hadnt fleshed out the sound / music spotting and the rest of the eps NAIL it imo but other than that. i am not such a huge fan of constant crying but that’s very minor and i know many people have a flair for the more dramatic. it was a genuinely great hour and a half (?) almost. i kept wanting to fast forward cos i’m not always keen on drama drama (and i wasnt in the mood and i’m high) but the way it was done was REALLY captivating.

also holy shit instagram is stupid. when i was in HS we had just gotten FB and that was big i guess. it wasnt as developed as now, obviously in 2010 i turned 18 so...havent been a teen for a bit. phones were important then tho and we all had like blackberries before iphones (if you could afford it or your parents gave you one....neither was my option lmao) but the stupid fucking use of insta and the dumb lack of communication is HILARIOUS. on a gen z level....i’m not even that much older than the actors but still LOL and i’m 10 years older than an 18 year old...which seems like a huge leap now but not later. 10 yrs passes by so fast. but i would die if i was laying my feelings bare on insta like that. myspace was ENOUGH.

i have more to say but idk how to express it. strong stuff. 

oh also the jerking off scene was bonkers to me it was so good omg the use of like all the tired old tropes or the common things between the years that teens do. everything about it felt so major lmao i died 

anyway that was pretty fuckin metal. i’m not good with emotional fallout, i always need it paired with something violent or so actively psychologically damaging. so for me to feel stressed about things i’ve been through before, knowing that things will be alright as you get older.....that was good shit!

[purplesurveys]

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Do you like to write with sharpies? Sure. I don’t often get the chance to, but if I find a stray Sharpie lying around I will most likely grab it and find a piece of scratch paper to write on.

What are your top five favorite colors? Pastel/baby pink, black, white, maroon, mustard yellow.

Do you wear pajamas at night? Nope. I find them too warm.

What is your favorite type of cereal? Also not a fan of cereal; I never got the hang of its texture once mixed with milk. For my breakfasts, I’d rather already have a full ass meal consisting of fried rice with eggs, hotdogs, dried fish, tapa, tocino, etc. so that I can feel recharged enough to start with my day.

Do you want a Sony Xperia? No.

Do you own an iPhone? Yesss.

Do you like cake or cupcakes better? Cupcakes for sure; they’re one of my favorite desserts. There’s bigger space to be creative and quirky with cupcakes, so I enjoy them more. I’ve stopped seeking out cakes as often as I used to because I keep on seeing the same flavors and the same ingredients used in them.

What is your doctor's name? We don’t have a main one that we go to since no one in my family ever gets seriously sick.

Have you planned out your future? I have grand life events I want to be able to tick off, like getting my own place, traveling to certain countries, getting promoted. etc; but I don’t limit myself to a timeline. If or when those things happen, then they’ll happen.

Do you iron your clothes? I sometimes will, especially if I had planned to wear clothes that tend to get all wrinkly if they haven’t been used for a long time.

If you could own one wild animal, which one would you want? No thanks.

Have you ever been to Universal Studio? Yeah, the one in Singapore. It was a lot of fun, but I think my family and I are forever scarred by the couple who was queueing in front of us for the roller coaster...they passionately made out the entire time we were in line. Ugh.

What is your favorite holiday tradition? I like visiting one particular relative’s place for Christmas - one of my mom’s cousins and her family. It’s always lively there, and my aunts and uncles on that side of the family are the ones I find easiest to talk to. We didn’t go there for years, and we only started to again starting in I think 2017 or 2018.

Do you have curly hair? Nope. Sometimes it’s straight and sometimes it’s wavy.

Do you like the color orange or pink better? Pink.

Do you have long eyelashes? Yes.

How do you keep warm in the winter? I don’t need to worry about this because we don’t get winter.

Have you seen the movie Transformers? No, never looked interesting to me.

Have you ever killed ants with a magnifying glass? I have not. If they are being annoying on me, I just squish them; but I don’t kill them just because I’m bored.

What kind of shampoo do you use? I’ve been using Dove shampoo for a while.

Do you own any pairs of scarves? I own a few shawls that I will sometimes use as scarves, if they count.

Do you follow fashion? I mean, sometimes. I’ve generally followed what’s trending in my age group; but now that one of our clients at work is in the fashion/sportswear industry, I get even more leads on what is currently trending in terms of style even though I don’t always voluntarily choose to follow fahshion.

Are you excited for the 6th Harry Potter movie to come out? Didn’t the last movie come out a decade ago? So the 6th one is even older than that.

What color is your favorite coat? I don’t own a coat. The thicket clothes I have are probably hoodies.

Do you like Minnie Mouse? She’s okay; I don’t really have a strong opinion, I guess? My favorite character was always either Goofy or Donald Duck though.

Moccasins or Loafers? Moccasins.

Do you wear dogtags? Nope.

What is your favorite brand of clothing? I don’t really have one...if I like something, I’ll try to buy it.

Where do you shop for food? My parents always buy from groceries but they make the chain different every time. They will also sometimes buy from our neighbors who have their own vegetable store at home.

What is your favorite font? I’m partial to Proxima Nova because I used it a lotttttt throughout college that I’ve been using it by default for any document I have to make.

Do your hands and feet tend to get cold in the winter? I’ve never experienced winter but whenever I get cold, the joints in my legs and feet tend to feel the most sore and uncomfortable.

Do you know how to play any instruments? If so what? Nah. I got skipped out on when musical talents were being given out, lmao.

Do you recycle plastic bags? Yes. Idk about other cultures but Asian homes definitely have a spare cabinet somewhere in their homes that is just filled with plastic bags to be used over and over in the future if they’re needed lol.

Do you like to drink energy drinks? No. I smelled one before and the scent was too sweet it almost made me sick. I can’t imagine how much sweeter they taste.

What was the last TV show that you watched? I went back to my comfort zone last night, Friends :)

What is the biggest number that you have ever counted to? Not so sure, maybe around 100 more or less.

Are you currently wearing anything with patterns on them? I am not.

Do you like pistachios? OMG yes, but pistachios and pistachio-flavored anything are always on the pricier side so I don’t really feel like buying them most of the time.

Have you ever picked your nose? Sure.

Do you pee in public bathrooms? Only if I can no longer hold it. I prefer to wait until I get home.

[bloodfcst-a]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

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1. FIRST NAME:  i used to go by my middle name, nina, but now i go by pacifica or paci.

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: i have a bunch of weird ailments that honestly are just wild. like sometimes my nerves make me spasm or collapse or i’ll become hyperflexible. my kidneys decided they were lonely so they are... snuggled together... and i’ve had cancer a few times. it’s exhausting. 

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON:  - smile /  facial features. outside of aesthetics, you can tell if someone is superficial or genuine through the intensity of their smile, or if they’re fabricating their appearance or background. i wouldn’t want someone to pretend for me. i want them to be how they are. - personal care. i don’t have preferences on hair / grooming outside of being well-kempt. file your nails & clean them ( like if ur a mechanic or factory worker or other types of physical labor, i get it-- but like an office worker with black nails? ick ), brush/comb/finger detangle/style your hair, make sure your clothes are reasonably presentable... clean, like you actively tried to come up with an ensemble. - physique. not saying people need to be like 8 pack or straight out the gym. nor am i saying i need someone to be like mega massive or mega thin. but preferably someone who like... is comfortable in the skin they’re in, and cares about their body. at the least, cares about what goes in their body and how much their body does for them. 

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF:  haribo snacks.

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: i cannot handle the smell of mustard or mayonnaise. i will literally walk out of a room.

6. GUILTY PLEASURE:  i try to cut out needless carbs and snack foods, but y’all........ throw some good naan or pita at me and i’m a sucker. i love my hot cheetos and takis, pls don’t take them from me.

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN:  a sweater and panties tbh. i’ve turned into that basic single person in their 20s. if i’m cold i’ll throw on sweatpants too.

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS:  i vastly prefer serious relationships, but there’s got to be a lot of build up to it for me to pursue someone in that manner. that being said, idk why, apparently i seem unapproachable or intimidating, but i’ve always had to ask out the person i liked.... ask me out first, u fools. i’ve tried to do flings but like i always feel guilty afterward bc i’m not invested, i just pretend hoping maybe i’ll fool myself in the process and i don’t lmao. that being said, it’s been like over a year since i’ve last dated, and two years had passed between that partner and the previous one. 

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: nothing. maybe switch my triple minor to an interdisciplinary double major because that sounds cooler in this point in my life. but other than that? i feel like i did well with the cards that were handed to me. they shaped me into who i am now. and now i’m trying to continue to be a person past me would be proud of. i want to live a life with little to no regrets. to pursue everything i can while i have the opportunity to. 

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: physically, yes. emotionally, it depends. my coworkers are always either thrilled to see me or are like “ it’s paci being over the top cute. ” i love coming into the room to give hugs or do random acts of service or to shower someone with surprise gifts just to say i appreciate them. however, i can be emotionally distant at times and i don’t like to involve people into things. i still feel guilty on most occasions when i vent,  even though i know it’s healthy to do. i feel like it’s not other people’s responsibility to deal with my problems or have to endure them, even if it’s as little involvement as listening. such an attitude isn’t great, but... at least i can recognize that now? lmao. u know. baby steps. i’m still learning to trust and let people in. when my former best friend broke my heart it really messed me up in a lot of ways.

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: i love pocahontas, mulan, princess and the frog, and peter pan starring mary martin. i’ve been watching that specific peter pan since like..... birth......... and it’s still one of my favorite films.

12. FAVORITE BOOK:  dante’s divine comedy.

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: a long-haired cat, preferably a tortoise color. i’ve always thought munchkin cats were the cutest. i’d want something that is as independent and self-sufficient as i am.

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]:  yufi & age-appropriate love and joy. tseng also deserves love. & literally everyone in ace attorney could get it..... except dahlia hawthorne, forget her. also... all the important people in devil may cry deserve someone. so.... that’s what i have for you. 

15. PIE OR CAKE: pie. i don’t eat nearly enough of it. kinda underrated in the pnw, i feel like? but in the midwest we loved pies... kinda miss that.

16. FAVORITE SCENT:  sandalwood, vanilla, lavender, and gentle scents like  ‘ ocean ’  or  ‘ linens ’.

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH:  shrugs? no one atm. i do not keep up with pop culture these days. can i count kyo from dir en grey? i’ve thought he was hot for the last 15 years and counting........ 14 y/o me was really like “ he’s the one ” too!! 

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: i love visiting friends. and like... idk? japan is still interesting, as is italy and greece and jerusalem. but i don’t have like... a burning urge to go anywhere. i’d like to return to vietnam & cambodia at some point as well. people tell me melbourne is my kind of vibe, but... i’ll get there when i get there. 

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT:  ambivert. though for all that i project in personality, i do take a lot of time to myself to kind of recharge, as you will.

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY:  i do. but i still like scary games bc i enjoy the thrill and chase. suspense is really cool-- gore is not, imo.

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID:  android. i’ve been using samsung galaxy phones since like 2013 and i’m not going back now. i had an ipad once and........ i’m over that. but i’m not like gonna participate in the dumb android vs apple debate........ we’re adults and it’s 2020, c’mon now. put ur energy into something else.

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: y’all......... i wish i could be like ‘ i’m a gamer grl ’ but the truth is that i mainly collect games and say i’ll play them but it takes me a trillion years sfdgiohfgiohdf. my backlog is shameful. we don’t talk about that. that being said, i just took up ace attorney: spirit of justice this evening & i’ve been playing through kingdom hearts iii and yakuza 0 as of late. 

23. DREAM JOB: to write poetry & creative nonfiction at my leisure dfogihdohg. travelling writer, sharing about cultures all over the world & the beauty of interaction. very whimsical, i know! i also love studying languages and culture...... so it’s no question writing, sociology, cultural anthropology and linguistics were/are my fields of study. 

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: pay off my loans, throw like half of it in savings for it to grow, give some to my mum bc she deserves to live comfortably, and..... take some time off work to just relax and rediscover myself. while work does give me purpose, it also takes away from my creative pursuits so like... that blows.

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: it took me like 10 years for sorceress adel to stop giving me nightmares, so like. probably her. the pennywise energy was too strong. and on that note...... all clowns and clownlike energy should just burn. pennywise, saw. y’all got to go.

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: final fantasy, ahaha. also metal gear. xeno like doesn’t have a place for it to gather and it’s ridonk small..... but i love xeno games. and i used to love watching sbfp but since they disbanded... it’s a sad world out there. 

✧ tagged by: @burmecias-protector​ + @enshijou​  i got this from both of y’all xoxo

✧ tagging: @shimmerseas​ @extremepath​ @east--moon​ @evercharmed​ @verumking​ @dawnled​ @90smagicalboy​ @meyvn​ @breselin​ @petallines​ @redsown​ @starszakrew​ @onlyliberty​ @angereve​ + if this suits your fancy! 

[sarasfm]

Sarauniya “ Sara ” Davies, 24, pansexual, cisfemale, ISFP Enneagram 9w1; Pisces sun, Sagittarius moon, Pisces rising 1st year Advanced Encryption Major; did not go to a spy prep hs

Imma keep it real with you, chief, I have absolutely no idea what’s going on. I mean, obviously, I know what espionage is ; I’ve read books and articles, and I’ve seen Spy Kids and all the Charlies Angels and James Bond movies, but I genuinely think I need a minute to wrap my head around everything. Make that two weeks, because what’s this I hear about two murders ?  I literally just got sent here to be safe, I — I’m sorry, I’m freaking out. Give me five seconds, and we can start again, because I promise I can totally pretend this is all normal. @gallagherintro​

full name: sarauniya “ sara ” davies

dormitory room: 105

birthday: 20 march 1995

soundtrack: “ go gina ” by sza

favorite dish: efo riro

aesthetic:  when i see them walking around in the halls, i usually see a flash of light reflecting from her earrings, eyeglasses perched on top of her head, and a caviar iphone always in her hands

Bio Points

her mom’s a nigerian baddie billionaire & her dad’s a soft academic brit

she grew up between london and abuja where their family’s business is based. it’s a trading enterprise, the largest industrial conglomerate in sub-saharan africa

she’s the eldest of three siblings, was raised to be prim & proper and groomed to run their family’s business. her family’s not pushy though and they’re really cool. very healthy dynamic so she doesn’t mind ; she loves her fam and would do it w a smile !

Coding is her Passion though. total dork. stayed up all the time just sleuthing and being an internet geek since she was a youngin’

loves education and is the type who would willingly stay in school to learn. has a degree in economics from harvard and was almost done with her mba when her littlest sister got abducted !  was it about business ? money ? who knows ! the sister’s fine now but her family sure is Scared especially since sara’s alone in the big bad united states

her mom made some calls and went “ gimbiya, look, u aint safe n we sorry. we’ll work something out to make sure u get ur mba degree somehow but shit is wild so we gotta get u somewhere near that’s safe asap. u like studying & ur a geek with computers right ? cool beans, go back to school & welcome to gallagher, babe ”

she enters gallagher in the middle of the spring semester very overwhelmed & inwardly ignoring how unhappy she is about having to be here bc she is not & does not want to be a spy. she just tryna distract herself by looking at this entire thing as a weird vacation where she can do stuff she wasn’t able to before because it’s literally detached from the world. she is mostly probably in way over her head, but let’s see ! 

Other Information

Nicknames: Sara (to everyone), gimbiya (to family, means princess in Hausa)

Languages: English (native), Hausa (native), Arabic (C1), French (B2)

Strengths: is money a strength ? also coding. and being the sweetest. and a general smartypants but that’s in a university setting & gallagher probably doesnt give a fuck

Relationship History: only has one (1) experience. ( well,,, 2 if a three-second drunken kiss w kass counts ) his name’s royce and they’ve known each other since their bougie secondary school back in britain. started dating at sixteen and went to harvard together. they’re long term as fuck. he’s like her best friend and their families adore the couple & each other. got engaged last september and sara broke it off before leaving for gallagher, oof. she deadass milked the opportunity but lbr she wasnt rlly Feeling It so she’s kinda glad for the ‘valid reason’ to appear bc it rlly wasn’t Love for sara so boy bye

Physical appearance: 1.76m, 55kg, long black hair, slim and toned build

Classes: GEN 105, GEN 206, AE 101, AT 101, PE 101

Personality

the sweetest. v charming & sensitive to others & curious about things. enthusiastic too ! loves adventures & is very passionate. queen of empathy. 

she’s not stuck up even tho she loaded. she doesnt rlly talk abt her family having 12B or the fact that she’s an ivy league girl, bc she’s just generally very uwu 

easily stressed and flustered and overwhelmed ! man, gallagher’s gonna shook this goddamn academic dork to her core for the love of god someone pls get the aed ready

rlly fun !!! can be a lil unpredictable bc it b lyk dat for rich girls. loves her independence which she hasn’t maximized bc of her ex fiancé & responsibilities but it’s chill so chill totally chill, no ounce of further longing exists in the crevices of this girl’s heart

she is so not good with confrontation and is so allergic to conflict ok. she will sweep discomfort under a rug and lie on it ‘til it’s flat which makes her a queen of repression & conforming

is she easily overwhelmed & stressed ? yes, but she’ll try not to show it so much. it’s all mostly an internal monologue so don’t underestimate her pls. she’s v smart and competent. can be so competitive ( albeit mostly inwardly ) and a boss ass business bitch like her business momma bc that’s what she’s been training for altho she is still generally a soft bab so ... yeah, if u would be so kind as to Estimate her, that’d be grand

she needs to always be on top of her game. maybe not the best in the class, but definitely pushes herself to be her best, so a lot of late nights studying & won’t settle for bad grades ever. gonna be rough in gallagher bc she is not spy material ok, she’s just a pretty rich geek behind a computer

just imagine her as the nice girl in ur ap classes who’s a lil awkward & just so happens to be super hot & stinking rich

Fun Facts

has a six-month old rescue pup named sooty ! who kinda looks like a sheparnese

has a tendency to ramble if she’s comfy w u enough or mayhaps if it’s too much man 

is v diligent w keeping a journal & does it everyday 

likes to dance ! not super good but she likes it. hits da clubs for dat shit 

is a lil instagram famous bc she’s a gorgeous rich harvard girl & all that jazz. queen of selfies & of looking hot but doesn’t actually get to play around rip ffff 

doesn’t drink much bc she is an extreme lightweight and 2 is her tap out limit

if she’s had more than 2 drinks, she is Very Honest but still very ramble-y 

she is physically active but mostly just runs and does yoga. knows very basic self-defense. is not sporty, definitely not a fighter, may god have mercy on her soul

isnt a virgin but is not sexually experienced lmao lbr she kinda Itching to get out there 

don’t ask me what her accent is because i have no clue it’s all over the place

Established Connections — just bc i think y’all would like to know

kassandra sutton — internet friends ! loves kass to bits. have known each other since sara was 14. when kass was 18, sara took her on a grad trip to montreal and became a lil lowkey into her. doesn’t help that kass drunk kissed her & doesn’t remember lmfao. poor sara told her then-bf & they had a lil fight but they made up bc sara didn’t talk to kass for months. eventually they became friends again & now sara’s in gallagher w no idea that kass is a mf sutton & honestly, my girl is just very shook w everything 

Possible Connections

crushes — she does not know how to flirt. she is ,,,, p pathetic tbh but a real heckin cutie. will be super nice to ur bab ok  

flirtationships — sara and i r gonna continue to keep it real w u chieves, her ex fiancé royce was vanilla and bland as fuck. can u believe she has not been single in a decade ? ? someone give her love & attention & fluster this soft innocent child. get her Experienced but also dont hurt her

enemies/angst !!! —  or maybe do ! maybe hurt her. maybe obliterate her. maybe smash her poor heart to pieces, because tbh i would love that.  so someone pls for the love all things holy and divine, someone hurt her !!!!

fwb — probably just one (1) bc she’s still a romantic ? and she’s probably gonna want something exclusive even if it’s no strings attached and will surely want to ,.,. get to know them a little bit more first ,,, at least ideally , idk , maybe impulse & thirst gets the better of her one of these days who knows lets find out !

friends !!! — sara will love u ok. she may be a lil easily flustered but she’s doesn’t rlly give up on ppl quickly. as i’ve said, queen of empathy. probs feels v sorry for majority of the gallagher & georgetown kids bc, .,.,., this environment just screams highkey Trauma to her and she’s valid bc she’s right

mentors !!! — she hates feeling dumb ok she Always has to be on top of her game, so u can bet ur ass after her first meetings in her classes she goes to ppl going “ hey could u help me out w working out ? boxing ? firing a gun ? literally everything & anything ? ”   

anything & everything — meaning just come @ me & let’s talk about it uwu 

( did i just create georgina’s antithesis ? fuck yes, and i am sooo excited to have a child that’s not always plotting & scheming & being mean like y’all have no idea ;_; nywy, that was long bc shutting up and brevity are things i do not possess. whats up it’s ur og flower garden girl rose here aka bugleweed aka fiancée of many and lover of all, and i am open to anything and everything ! just drop an IM or hit dat like & ill slide in ur dmz w love, plots & sanitized hands x )

[exaliant]

GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

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1. FIRST NAME  : gigi

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF  : one time, as a child, i apparently consumed like a brick of grilling charcoal???

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON  : eyebrows...and i guess im not immune to tall + built people, i guess. i dont really think too hard about that stuff though irl haha? me? attractive in kind? (yes i know i can just ogle celebrities or something but consider: meh)

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF  : oh potatoes full stop

5. A FOOD YOU HATE  :  sorry coleslaw but i just cannot stand you. its not even much of a flavor thing the flavor’s fine but the texture is SO easy to throw me off

6. GUILTY PLEASURE  :  true crime docs

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN  :  sweats and a tee

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS  :  bold of you to assume im fling material

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE  ,  WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE  :  everything before 2016 ‘gigi thats not one thing’ ‘its a bulk purchase’ 

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON  :  nnnot really mostly because I’ve had issues with being overbearing in the past with people when i was a teenager and I’m literally so embarassed to put anyone even close to through that again i just dont

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN  :  promare I REALLY want to watch again + i’ve watched paprika twice and probably see myself going back in for a third run tbh (and i guess if you want stuff that I’ve watched Way More Than Twice if you wanna count bender’s big score / bender’s game / beast with a billion backs / into the wild green yonder ....uh....i really have seen those way too often LMAO)

12. FAVORITE BOOK  : I’m not allowed to say count of monte cristo anymore because i bought a copy all these years later + haven’t gotten back to reading it SDHGSHDG LOVED it in high school though. The kind of humor in Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy and Good Omens? thats my jam

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE  : well aside from cats bc i love these fuzzy little bastards uhhhh a gecko or a snake!

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS   (  IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG  ,  YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL  )  :  by no means see this list as solicitation this is just my jams for my muse--

dimitri/sylvain, dimitri/claude, dimitri/yuri (yes my dimitri muse has a type. shut up), dimitri/felix and.....dimitri/lorenz

15. PIE OR CAKE  :  cake

16. FAVORITE SCENT  :  oooogh i LOVE the scent of coffee. cafes are catnip to me

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH  : idk lizzo? sunmi?? (im still having a crisis over sunmi’s guitar solo i don’t even consider myself a dedicated kpoppie by any stretch of the imagination)

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO  : canada. maybe nyc again. but canada

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT  : ambivert i think? i crave personal interaction but i also can’t do it in high doses i suck

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY  : i hate jumpscares and literally couldn’t sleep the night i learned about slenderman for the first time but i used to wave ‘hi’ at haunted house monsters as a teenager so idk dude it’s a toss-up

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID  : android

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES  : i, mun behind dimitri alexandre blaiddyd of fire emblem: three houses (2019) for nintendo switch here in isola, have never played a video game

23. DREAM JOB  : I wanted to be a production sort of artist once but eh. ehhh

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS  :  pay off my loans, give my family enough for a nice cushion, fuck off to canada

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE  : dimitri alexandre blaiddyd. can’t stand that greasy little white boy

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER  : well i certainly love surprising people with jojo knowledge that seems to come out of thin air

tagged by  :  yoinked

tagging  : hey yoink it yourself!! be gay do crime

[erlenmeyertrash]

you asked for it // 1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 12, 15, 20, 23, 25, 28, 31, 32, 33, 43, 45, 49, 52, 53, 55, 58, 59, 61, 69uwu, 76, 81, 92, 93, 95 // THOT

 oof hey ily

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

coffee mugs :>

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

“quiet, sweet, hardworking, intelligent” or some variation of. maybe ‘loud’ or ‘outgoing~ (aka loud)’ to like 2 of them if i got comfortable enough. i was a teacher’s pet with no deeper personality until like sophomore year of high school lmao

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

i don’t drink mucho soda but when i do the glass bottles 100% for the ~aesthetic~

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

tomboY i love the wild grass-in-your-hair ripped-jeans-from-playing-rough Look can we bring it back. it’s a mood

7. earbuds or headphones?

earbuds fambam

8. movies or tv shows?

movies for sure

12. name of your favorite playlist?

‘zoomin’ bc it’s full of them Tunes for Long Drives. it is. however. in desperate need of updating

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

The Things We Carried….,, i think. i can’t remember every book i read rip

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

the click clackety clack machinE. i type so much faster than I write and it’s easier for me to keep up with everything digitized

23. strange habits?

i twirl my hair- but not, like, just slightly twisting it around a finger. no, i wrap it around my fingertip and wind it and knot up a few strands with one hand then let it go and feel the ridges of the strands as i unwind it. and i’ve done it since i was a lil baby. p Advanced Moves

also when i was younger i (and as i type this now i see the obsessive-compulsive aspect to it yikes) i just… had to do things in fours. tapping, breathing, chewing, especially walking- four steps on the sidewalk pieces, and if i stepped on a crack i had to step on another with the other foot exactly the same way or my feet would feel uneven. i do it a bit now but it’s nowhere near as intense as it was in like 3-5th grade

25. first song you remember hearing?

Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond

28. five songs to describe you?

ooF 

1. saturday nights // khalid

2. no plan // hozier

3. summertime love // flatland cavalry

4. epilogue // la la land

5. weight in gold // gallant

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

i wear a t shirt and leggings 8 days of the week and have never kicked ass in my life but like. optimistically, that. 

32. top five favorite vines?

the “run.” umbrella vine

“there’s only one thing worse than a rapist… boom.” “a child.” “NO-”

the one where the radio’s playing “baby it’s you, you’re the one i want, you’re the one i need” and the guy gets… progressively… more hilarious

anything by sarah schauer

and that poor cup song guy those always cracked me up

33. most used phrase in your phone?

“oof”

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

where is my sweatshirt option this is blatant patagonia erasure… hoodie tho

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

they are all the Best. however. fantasy

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

i have a Wall of quotes pal but the current closest one is “let the small things bring you joy”

52. favorite font?

sdlfkjslk uH? currently calibri/verdana. i like the ones that are. like. legible but Distinct aka not times new roman but not calligraphic

53. what is the current state of your hands?

i just got my rinG so my right hand is B L I N G E D  O U T but like. a nice white manicure. also a tiny burn mark on the second knuckle of my right middle finger from a baking pan and a permanent callous on my left ring finger + indentation of my left pointer finger from how i hold a pen while writing

55. favorite fairy tale?

hmm. i never read? old ones? Grimm or not, sooo Tangled tbQh

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

i can read music/kind of play a piano… i can braid hair :>> uhHhHh i can cook pretty well? i’m no expert but things can turn out pretty decent, aaaaannnnd i’m pretty darn technologically literate. if you have a mac i can probs help you lol

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

i would have five predetermined phrases and “oof,” “yikes,” and “oh, bet” would be three of them

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

Kit’s monologue in Unicorn Store? yeah that

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than she did the building of the pyramids and this knowledge shakes me to my core. shit is OLD

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

uh. bayke potaytoe

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

fireflies!

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

depends on the time of day,, ,,,,, sunlight or fairy lights probably

93. nicknames?

abbs, abigail, certified pharmabitch, Lightweight Champion

95. favorite app on your phone?

omfg okay so i’m a sucker for the games u used to play when u were like 12-13 and bored out of your mind so like. literally this one called Flip Trickster i’m like a fuckin. mouse on a wheel i LOVE playing that game i’ll waste hours on it. you’re literally just making this mannequin do backflips off various surfaces and hit a target and it is 100% my enrichment item

WOW okay that’s lots once again ily ((thot)). send me asks PaLs :>

[surveysonfleek]

262.

Have you ever seen an emu in real life, whether in captivity or the wild? yeah, at a zoo. When was the last time you visited your state’s biggest city? yesterday. i work there.

Do you remember what colour the eyes were of the last person you spoke to? brown.

Have you eaten pasta in the past week? yes.

Did you pierce your ears yourself or have it done by a professional? twice by my mum, once by a professional lmao.

Are you wearing any shoes right now? no.

How many letters are in your surname? eight.

Do you enjoy Burger King? yeah, i love their whoppers.

Have you ever worn bell bottom jeans? nope.

How far away from your house is the nearest ice cream place? five minutes.

What colour is your kitchen counter? dark grey.

When was the last time you washed the dishes? yesterday.

Do you own a lot of cookbooks? not a lot. there’s a couple at home but no one ever reads them.

How many rooms are in your house? fourteen.

Have you ever seen American Pie? yeah forever ago.

What do you think of Leonardo DiCaprio? he’s a great actor but i don’t really watch all of his movies.

Do you stay in touch with many people from high school or college? college, yes. high school, hardly.

Are you feeling nervous about anything right now? nah.

How many cars can your driveway and garage hold? garage holds two. driveway could fit five if you tetris that shit out.

When was the last time you were late for something? today haha.

Do you own an iPod, and if so, what type? nah, my iphone holds my music.

Did you ever play Stardoll when you were younger? probably not that particular one but i loved dressing up those dolls.

Is there a university in your town or city? yes.

What’s your father’s handwriting like? slanted, thick but really neat.

Have you ever lived on a farm? nope.

Are you hung up on anybody right now? no.

Do you eat fries one by one or in big bunches? big bunches unless they��re the thick cut ones.

Why did you last have to see a doctor? had to get a pap smear.

Did you wash your hair last time you showered? no.

Has anyone ever ransacked your bedroom? nope.

Do you have any weird sleeping habits that people have told you about? nothing weird. i snore really loud when i’m tired though.

Do you enjoy That 70s Show? nah, never got into it.

Are there any clouds in the sky, and what colour are they? yeah, dark grey. it was raining pretty badly before.

Do you think you’re fast at typing? not super fast.

What was the last type of pizza you ate? pepperoni.

How old are you? 26.

Do you know anyone with an unusual middle name? me!

Would you consider yourself to be intelligent? i’d like to think so. but in certain things.

Have you ever waxed your eyebrows? yes.

What does your shampoo smell like? gross. it’s wattle and other australian plants. so bad.

Have you ever passed gas in front of your significant other? all the damn time.

Do you have any big regrets in your life? nope.

What colour is the ground or floor where you are right now? grey carpet.

Do you live on a street, avenue, road etc.? my street name doesn’t have a title. it’s called the _______

Can you taste anything right now? no.

What was the last board game you played? yahtzee.

Are you renting the house you’re currently living in? no, we own it.

Do you listen to Guns n Roses? no.

How old were you when you had your first boyfriend or girlfriend? eighteen. started a bit late lol.

Have you ever been a bridesmaid? i will be next year :)

Has the sun already set for the day? yes.

When was the last time you did laundry? over the weekend.

Do you know how to tie a tie? no idea.

What are the age gaps between you and your siblings? my sister and i are seven years apart.

Does your birthday come before June 19th in a calendar year? no.

Do you pay attention to the FIFA World Cup? If so, what team do you go for? hmm not really. i’ll always support my country’s team though.

Are you on any medications right now? just birth control.

[6onmyshoulder]

wroteuplikethis*

Having watched countless concert compilations on youtube, and having been to The Weeknd’s concert when he touched down in Singapore, I think it’s safe to say that when it comes to hip hop, there is a slight(and I use this carefully) disconnect in the hip hop concert culture, as compared to the crowd’s energy and hype in the US/UK/Canada/Holland etc. The recent A$AP Rocky performance at Marquee seemed to be a testament to that, as the crowd only seemed to know two songs Rocky performed, one of which wasn’t even his own song to begin with...goddamn ‘Plain Jane’.

Some of the performances that have stood out in those compilations have been Playboi Carti’s performances, whenever and wherever.

(Now, I just want to add a disclaimer that I’m not dissing Singapore’s concert crowds. And that I would love to have had the opportunity to fly over and catch my favourite artists live. But my bank account doesn’t let me, which pretty much sucks...)

Carti’s performances seem like the place where you’d...die...lit h a h a. He’s barely singing along to his own song, and seems to spend a large majority of his stage presence hyping the crowd up and screaming 10 of his 1026 ad-libs at any given point. The crowd vibes along, going completely ape-shit.

It’s raw. It’s animalistic. It’s loud. It’s in your face. It’s wild. The fact that Carti fans sing along to his snippets at concerts is amazing to me. A 30 second snippet completely changes the mood of the crowd, sending them into a frenzy, as evidenced by the countless concert recordings of Carti performing ‘Cancun’.

It’s in this raw energetic sphere that Carti absolutely thrives in. And that’s exactly where Carti’ sophomore release, ‘Die Lit’, exists.

‘Die Lit’ has also become kind of a comfort album. I was on a bus at night a while ago, and as usual, I felt this overwhelming urge to listen to ‘So Far Gone’ or ‘Take Care’(2 Drake albums notorious for putting one in their feels). As my thumb hovered over the ‘Drake’ artist arrow, something shifted and I found myself playing ‘Die Lit’. Granted, I was initially feeling kinda sad(what’s new), but ‘Die Lit’ weirdly put me at ease with my emotions. I didn’t think, I didn’t reflect and I didn’t feel, as I’d usually do with those two Drake albums(or other sadboi albums). ‘Die Lit’ allowed me to sink into the beats and Carti’s repetitive hooks that were catchy and easy to listen to.

The album art features a black and white photo of Carti jumping into a mosh pit while flipping people off and it serves as a perfect metaphor for what the album is about. The picture looks brash, unadulterated, insane, chaotic and yet, weirdly poetic, and the album itself, sonically, captures all those.

Die Lit opens with ‘Long Time - Intro’ with Carti talking about how he hasn’t ‘felt like this in a long time,’ while repeatedly ad-libbing in the background(pss, slatt, ooh, pow, pa, yeah). Some really nice synths on the instrumental that sound organic. Carti saying ‘I’d rather get caught with it than without it,’ is the highlight of the track. A fun track that serves as a nice opener to an enjoyable album.

I don’t know how many of you have watched ‘The Matrix: Reloaded’(reloaded is the second movie and it’s trash, so is revelations. only the first movie is fire and worth the watch.) but there’s this underground rave scene where people absolutely lose their minds and party like there’s no tomorrow(i mean they have to seeing as they’re living in a technologically dystopic world). The second track off ‘Die Lit’, ‘R.I.P.’, sounds like it could have been the perfect song to accompany this particular scene. If organised chaos was a song, it would be R.I.P......stripped back production, a slightly overblown bass that has a weird metallic quality to it and Carti’s flow over such a simple instrumental creates such an intense atmosphere, a chaotic one. At certain points, the song is literally just the bass line, one synth and ad-libs, and it somehow, fits into the whole ‘organised chaos’ idea. ‘I’m on demo lit, I’m on migo lit,’ raps Carti. He fits into the track perfectly, and finds the perfect gaps to spit his ad-libs. Him saying that he ‘bought a crib for momma, off that mumbling shit’ begets a sense of awareness of exactly what he brings to the table lyrically.

‘Lean 4 Real’ feels like a mellower ‘R.I.P.’. Slower but just as stripped back, the instrumental has an animalistic quality to it, probably because of the weird background synth that makes it sound like it was recorded in a forest at midnight. Skepta comes in with a reliable verse, countering Carti’s chaotic nature and giving the listener a sense of uniformity with his verse. Carti hops back on and re-hypnotises the listener by repeating ‘I’m on the beans 4 real, i’m on the lean 4 real.’ Simple in its execution, insanely good in its presentation.

Old Money picks up where Lean 4 Real left off, with Carti repeating ‘old money, new hoes,’ then throwing a bunch of ad-libs around, peppering the song with a few more simple rap lines. The bass kicks in with a vengeance through out the song, and Carti’s effortlessness is just put on display for one to enjoy.

Love Hurts(lmao) comes in with a jarringly metallic synth and a hypnotic bass line that just seems into every nook and cranny of your mind, creating a very dark and slightly hellish soundscape. This track genuinely gave me Stockholm Syndrome, as I found myself listening to this insanely jarring song on repeat. ‘Shawty want a rockstarrrrr okay!’ sings Carti, while Travis Scott comes in with a pretty good verse, encapsulating all that’s good with the entire track. His delivery fits the mood of the track perfectly, and the auto tune blends in gorgeously with the grungy vibe of the track.

Lil Uzi Vert and Carti can’t do anything wrong together and in the wake of wokeuplikethis* and left, right, Shoota becomes another song that strengthens their power couple status. Uzi flows on the track even before the beat drops, and once it does drop, Carti picks up where Uzi leaves it on this bouncy and slightly happier sounding track, with the shimmering synth creating an upbeat vibe.

Right Now and Poke It Out are pretty fun to listen to. Bouncy production, Carti’s effortless flows and Pierre’s and Nicki’s features are decent(Pierre’s is actually pretty good not gna lie...would write more but I really just wna focus on my faves).

I like Home(KOD) enough and it’s mainly cause Carti says ‘bring that money home, daddy waiting for it’ over and over and over again...

Fell In Luv’s production is something else man. Really simple lyrics from Carti(i mean did you really expect anything else?). Pierre’s production throughout the album has been special and Fell In Luv is no exception. The vocal sample is such a minor aspect of the song but adds so much character to the beat, and Bryson Tiller’s lofi feature(sounds like he recorded it on his iPhone) actually adds to the aesthetic of the track.

Foreign and Pull Up are pretty decent tracks. Not really my faves and felt a bit ‘filler-ish’.

Mileage has one of the funniest choruses I’ve heard in a while. ‘Molly cyrus, catching bodies, don’t care if your pussy got some mileage mileage....’ Carti dismantling the idea of slut-shaming in one line that’s who I stan uno. Chief Keef’s deeper voice lends a certain gravitas to what feels like a ‘higher pitched’ track cause of Carti’s voice and the production of the beat.

Flatbed Freestyle gives us a good look at baby voice Carti. The beat’s high synth and repeated bass create a repetitiveness that’s unrivalled by the other beats, and Carti literally starts of with ‘BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH’. The beat and Carti compliment each other insanely well, and the track actually ends up being one of the most fun tracks on the entire album. ‘Beeh!’ is my favourite ad-lib after ‘Buh!’ on here. Baby Voice Carti really shines through on this track. He doesn’t sound annoying and doesn’t sound cringe. The Baby Voice is actually...here to save hip hop....

No Time is such an underrated track. Feels like a trap nursery rhyme instrumental, and the sleepy and shimmery xylophone type synth creates an innocent atmosphere as Carti sings about having ‘no time’. Gunna flows over the instrumental like he was born into it. He’s smooth and charismatic, and is perfectly positioned between two Carti verses, forming the perfect palate cleanser within the same song. Definitely one of the better beats on an album already stacked with excellent beats.

I honestly skip middle of the summer...don’t really fuck with it...

Choppa Won’t Miss is an absolute bop in terms of production, and Carti going ‘pew pew pew pew’ in the back is TO DIE FOR. I also just want to ask if anyone can explain the line ‘suck on my dick like a tick’ to me. Thug is pretty good as usual. Flows in and around the beat mans a fucking GOD among men.

R.I.P. Fredo interpolates the R.I.P. beat and sounds amazing sonically. Top is...decent I guess.

Carti created something timeless and fun by sticking to what he knew. Insane production from Pierre and an insane beat selection helped Carti create one of the better albums of 2018(okay i will not play into the 2018 aoty meme).

An album that I enjoyed vastly in 2018, and am still enjoying in 2019, it has snuck into my all time favourite albums list. Carti worked to his strengths and the reception the album received is testament to that. While Playboi Carti may not be for everyone, and especially not for hip hop purists, the effortlessness and simplicity create amazing soundscapes within and across songs. Carti is definitely an acquired taste, and I’m really glad I got into his music.

*^!

[purplesurveys]

646

Name Eight (I’ll be using the last eight people I messaged because Facebook Messenger is where everybody’s at in this part of the world lmao)

One

What is their name?: Rita! Literally one of the sweetest people I know.

How old are they?: She’s a year younger than me, so that makes her 20.

How long have you known them?: A year and a half would be a safe guess. She applied for my org in mid-2018.

Do they have any siblings?: Yes, she has three sisters and one brother, and all their names start with R.

Do they work out regularly?: I’m pretty sure she’s not the gym kind of girl.

Are they a good singer?: Anyone’s a better singer than me so I’m gonna say yes.

Where were they born?: A wild guess would be Pasig.

What was the last thing you said to them out-loud?: I had a BAD migraine last night and she was asking me something work-related so all I remember is that I gave her a half-assed, distracted answer and then I immediately apologized and explained that I was having a rough headache.

Two

What is their name?: Laurice.

How old are they?: She’s also a year younger, making her 20.

How long have you known them?: We applied for our org at the same time so we were part of the same batch, and that was in mid-2017.

Do they have any siblings? Names?: Yep, a younger sister named Yana and a younger brother named Lorenz.

When did you last talk to them?: Online, an hour and a half ago. Personally, it was around 1 PM today when I had to leave for class and I was grumbling to her how much I hated that class.

Do they use Myspace often?: I doubt she was the type to get hooked to Myspace that early, or at all.

Do they go to your school?: We went to different schools in elementary and high school, but now she’s my coursemate in UP.

Have they ever lied to you?: I don’t think she knows how to, haha. She’s super wholesome.

Three

What is their name?: Jo.

How old are they?: These first three people are all 1999 babies, so the takeaways here are that they’re all 20, and that I’m hella old.

How long have you known them? Like Laurice, we were batchmates in applying for our current org and we all met each other mid-2017.

Do they have any siblings? Names?: She’s an only child.

What was the last thing you did with them?: We had a late lunch in Skywalk and exchanged Catholic all-girls school horror stories about how strict our high school teachers were about girls having short hair or being caught in a lesbian relationship.

Have they ever betrayed your trust?: I don’t remember ever being super pissed with her, so I guess not.

Do they play in a band?: I don’t think she’s ever been the type to be in a band.

What colour do they look good in?: Ooh I’m not so sure, I don’t usually observe her outfits. She has a chestnutty top that I like on her, so I’ll go with shades of brown.

Four

What is their name?: Aya.

How old are they?: Finally somebody older than me! She’s 23.

How long have you known them?: Also an org batchmate, so meeting her in mid-2017 would make it two and a half years. It certainly feel like I’ve known her, Jo, and Laurice for ages though.

Do they have any siblings? Names? She has a sister and *I THINK* a brother? I’m 100% sure she has an older sister though.

Do you ever talk to them on the phone?: On a cellphone yes. Not on landline.

What is their Zodiac sign?: Lmao this question is perfectly positioned considering of the four people I’ve listed so far, she and Jo are the biggest astronomy nerds. Aya was born December 5th, and that means she’s *let me Google it first* a Sagittarius.

Are you related to them?: Nope.

Do they own an iPod?: She’s not a big Apple fan so my best guess is that she had an MP3, but not an iPod.

Five

What is their name?: Kate.

How old are they?: She was born on the first day of 1999. Which makes a lot of sense because she honestly feels more like a 1998 person to me. But yeah, she just turned 21.

How long have you known them?: Org batchmate, again – two and a half years.

Do they have any siblings? Names?: She has a younger brother but I always forget his name.

Do they text a lot?: It’s not her preferred platform but she replies if she has to; I talk to her on Messenger way more.

Do they live near you?: A little bit. She’s the only other Rizal girl in our friend group while everyone else lives in Metro Manila, so there’s a level of solidarity in that hahaha.

Do you know what they’re doing right now?: She’s either on her way home from work, or is currently chilling at home. Or drinking out – who knows? I’m not super updated on her life now since she graduated, but I am seeing her tomorrow so yay.

Are they a sporty type of person?: Not at all, that girl’s a STICK haha.

Six

What is their name?: Gabie.

How old are they?: Same age as me, 21.

How long have you known them?: I have known her, technically, for 18 years; but we weren’t formally introduced until nine years ago, in 2011.

Do they have any siblings? Names?: Yeah she has two younger sisters.

What sort of phone do they have?: iPhone 7 Plus, if I’m not mistaken.

Are their parents separated or divorced?: Neither.

Can you tell them anything?: Of course. I’d be pretty scared about our relationship if there are stuff I can’t bring up with her.

Have you ever been in any of their classes?: We study in different universities. Back in high school, we only got to be in the same section once.

Seven

What is their name?: JM.

How old are they?: He’s currently 21, but will be turning 22.

How long have you known them?: Two and a half years. And it is in this survey that I realized that majority of the people I talk to are my org batchmates, hah.

Do they have any siblings? Names?: A younger brother, Gab; and a younger sister, Jana (but it’s pronounced as Hannah).

Do they live in a big house?: Yes. He’s pretty well-off, given that his dad is a lawyer/professor, and his mom is a judge. Their house is filled with paintings and antiques as well, which is super cool to me.

Who is their favourite music artist?: It’s all over the place I think. But when I played The Japanese House out loud once, he sang along so I’m guessing his music taste is pretty decent based from that lol.

Have you ever been on vacation with them?: Nah.

Are they allergic to anything?: I don’t think so.

Eight

What is their name?: My cousin, Jereth. He prefers to be called Gage, but to family he’s Jereth and more specifically, he’s Kuya to me.

How old are they?: Also 21 but turning 22 this year.

How long have you known them?: Ever since I got out of the womb.

Do they have any siblings? Names?: Yes, he has a younger brother, Elijah.

Are they online often?: Not really. He’s pretty busy with work so while he comes up every now and then on my Facebook feed, we communicate mostly through text.

Do they have pets? Names?: Nope. He’s crazy about my dog though, and he’s always looking forward to whenever I have to drop Kimi off at their place when my family goes on vacations.

Do you hang out with them regularly?: We lived under the same roof for the first nine years of my life, so that’s as regular as it gets. These days, I’ll probably see him once every 1-2 months.

Do they like Justin Bieber?: Not at all.

[santiagostyle]

hi this is me sending u every single emoji from the ask meme bc im too lazy to type out just the ones i want to ask

dammit jo why u gotta do this to me (jk I’m excited) (also I deleted some questions bc I’m stupid and idk what half of them mean or how to answer them COOL)

Send me emojis!

(hella long post sorry in advance)

☝ - How tall are you?

5′6″ I’m pretty sure

✔ - Sexual Orientation

Lmao good question

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

I mean ??? No but I’ve tried it does that count

🍷 - Do you Drink?

On occasion yes

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

Negative

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

TBH either 15 or 25 there is no in between

💉 - Have Tattoos?

Nope

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

Maybe?? Most likely a Florence lyric (”I’m gonna be free and I’m gonna be fine”) but I have no idea where I would get it

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

I have three piercings in each earlobe

✌ - Want any piercings?

Maybe a cartilage piercing or something idk

👌 - Best friend?

I have several and their names are Sandra, Temiqua, Macy, Layne, Megan, and there’s more ok I’m stressed I can’t list them all I’ll be here all day

♥ - Do you like anyone?

Unfortunately yes I think so but I’m pretty sure I’m getting over it

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

Florence + The Machine, The Fray, Daughter, Prince (and the Revolution/and the N.P.G), The Cranberries

Special mention to: Marina & The Diamonds, Lana Del Rey (I know she’s a singer not a band but I love her don’t @ me)

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

Sucker - Peaches

Salvation - The Cranberries

Lying - Amy Meredith

Caught - Florence + The Machine

America - XYLØ

Special mention to: 

Raspberry Beret - Prince (for sentimental reasons)

Shut Up and Dance - Walk The Moon (also sentimental reasons)

Wake Me Up - Avicii (you guessed it)

Regular Touch - Vera Blue

Little Numbers - BOY

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

People who take advantage of the fact that you love them

📝 - Story from your childhood.

I don’t really have any interesting stories from my childhood but I have one super embarrassing one… when I was little I used to get really really bad migraines pretty often and one time when I was in 1st grade I got super sick super fast and I went outside to get a drink of water and I ended up throwing up on (in? idk) somebody’s backpack and wow it was horrible and I don’t know why I’m sharing this 

💬 - I wish…

I wish I didn’t get distracted/frustrated so easily bc I have so many ideas and I don’t have the focus or patience to follow through with a lot of them

‼️ - Something you’ll change?

I mean hopefully I’ll stop procrastinating at some point but that’s unlikely

💦 - What makes you horny?

JFC going to church and hearing the word of the Lord!!!!! anyway this is an inaPPROPRIATE QUESTION (I’m kidding there’s a similar question further down I might be more serious there)

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

Well if I put it here it won’t come true now will it

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

I like green curry from the Chinese restaurant my family always orders from

👃 You hate the smell of ….

Fish ugh

👊 - Something you hate?

Discrimination in any way shape or form ugh

🚶 - Are you single?

Yes

💭 - Favorite foods?

I really love Nutella and burritos (not together)

☀ - Story about your day.

I had an 8:30am lecture so that was fun (sarcasm, people) and then a seminar right afterwards, then grabbed lunch with some pals from uni then came home and read fan fiction tbh my life is wild 

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

Melissa Fumero, Stephanie Beatriz, Andy Samberg, Robert Downey Jr, James Marsters circa 1999-2000

Special mention to: Ian Harding, Jude Law, Camilla Belle, Eliza Dushku, Keira Knightley, Karla Souza, Katie McGrath, Sarah Michelle Gellar circa 2001 jfc I love a lot of people

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

Celeste & Jesse Forever: this movie ruined my life but I love it so much and also refuse to watch it ever again

Last Night: I was so angry at the end of this movie my best friend had to stop me from throwing her computer across the room but GOD it’s so so good 

Cruel Intentions: look I was like 15 when I first watched this movie and I was in no way prepared and tbh I am still #shook by how much people got away with in the 90s (and also… SMG with dark hair amirite)

Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows: idk I like mystery movies and Robert Downey Jr and this is such a guilty pleasure movie I watch it all the time

The Emperor’s New Groove: I will fight anyone who thinks this is not the greatest cinematic masterpiece ever created okay I’ve loved it since I first watched it when I was like 2 years old and I still love it just as much now

Special mentions:

Stoker: I studied this movie in school and good GOD I will never understand why the Board of Studies thought it was appropriate to show Year 11 students but it’s so beautifully shot and it’s so weird and bizarre and unsettling and I love it 

The Road to El Dorado: a childhood favourite and a comedic masterpiece and I literally forced all my friends to watch it with me on my 18th birthday it was wonderful

Bridesmaids: just bloody hilarious and I remember the first time my mum and I watched it together we were literally in tears by the end of it bc we were laughing so hard

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

Brooklyn 99: (duh) I don’t even need to explain this one

Utopia: I always describe this show as “the Australian version of The Office” even though I’ve never actually watched The Office but it’s just such wonderful Australian humour and I love it

Summer Heights High: another Aussie classic and good lord it’s so politically incorrect and full of horrible jokes but it’s basically an Australian rite of passage and as such I love it

How to Get Away With Murder: I love trying to solve everything and it’s funny and thrilling and also the cast is so beautiful

Thank God You’re Here: this show isn’t on anymore but I love improv so much and I love all the people who starred on it and god it was hilarious

Special mentions:

Have You Been Paying Attention?, Jane the Virgin, Gilmore Girls

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

I skipped Kindergarten??

✈️ - Where are you from?

Sydney, Australia

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

Europe. Just,,, everywhere

😍 - Do you have a crush?

I think so ??? I know I used to but idk if I’m over it yet

😷 - Something you hate eating?

Tomato

🙈 - What makes you shy?

MAKING PHONE CALLS

💃 - Can you dance?

I’m a dancer so I certainly hope so

💏 - Do you love anyone?

I love a lot of people but not romantically if that’s what this question means

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?

Idk I have this one pair of boots I wear pretty much every day

🌴 - A island you would visit?

I really want to go to Cuba

🌎 - A country you would visit?

Spain

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?

Thunderstorms, if I’m inside

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

Yes

📱 - What kinda phone do you have?

iPhone SE

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

Christmas

📚 - Career goal you want?

Anything in the arts - acting, taking photos, writing, cinematography, dancing, producing, directing, stage handing, screenwriting, literally anything I’ll take it

🍭 - Favorite Candy?

TBH I love lollipops, specifically Chupa Chups 

(story time: one of my Year 12 teachers made a habit of bringing a whole packet of Chupa Chups to class every lesson because our class just would not shut up otherwise)

🍇 - Favorite fruits?

Strawberries, peaches, blackberries

🚘 - Dream car(s)?

I don’t really have one but I used to really want a Mercedes

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

Negative

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

No but I’ve had to call one

🎫 - Do you have a license?

I have my learner’s but can’t drive by myself yet lol I’m working on it

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

I don’t have any and I don’t know if I want any

🔞 - Are you under 18?

Negative I’m 19

🐶 - Do you own a pet?

No :( 

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

The fact that there are so many people struggling (particularly with mental illness) and feeling hopeless/like they don’t have a support system

😡 - What pisses you off?

Literally just discrimination of any kind but also people who are arrogant and condescending and passive aggressive

😏 - What turns you on?

I mean idk I don’t really have a whole lot of anecdotal evidence ya know but generally I’m a pretty tactile person so physical contact is usually a good time I guess 

😈 - Are you a freak?

Idk probably

💪 - Do you work out?

I dance and do yoga every week, does that count?