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Hi Freya! If you have the time, I was wondering if you had any recommendations for some August Walker fics, whether by you or another writer, it doesnât matter to me. Most of the fics Iâm finding recently make him out to be rough, animalistic, and cruel (which makes sense cause he was the villain after all lol). But they also include non-con, degradation, etc, which Iâm not comfortable with. Donât get me wrong! Stories with those elements are fine! Itâs just not my cup of tea, personally. And I do like rough August, but I guess itâs more in the sense of him being rough to his enemies and being soft, sweet, and super protective of his sweet and innocent girl. Does that make sense? Iâm sorry if it doesnât, and for the rambling, to this day I still get nervous and panicky whenever I write an ask. đ
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Hey love, no need to be nervous about sending an ask. We are all just humans here :) đ
I have several August stories where August is a pure softy - smut and non smut included.
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Velvet Chains - Soft!August x Reader (smut. August Walker as a sex-worker, sexual intercourse, unprotected sex, loss of virginity, a depiction of bodily fluids, soft!August themes, a tinge of angst and Augustâs monster c⊠) - For a generous fee, August Walker is yours. A man devout to pleasure, who will worship you for an entire night and make sure your first time is more than memorable.Â
Whiskers and Wet Silk - August comes home to find his princess watching Shadow and Bone and simping for the General and gets a bit insecureâŠ
A Perfect Day - August Walker x Reader (smut to heavy fluff. Mentions of oral sex performed on a woman, male masturbation, and bodily fluids.) A perfect day in rural italy with the most dangerous CIA agent on earth.Â
Pink Umbrella - August x Reader (Fluff to smut, soft!August Walker, DD/LG, thigh riding, gloves fetish (itâs a thing now), dirty talk, a tint of angst and slight twist ending.) August is on a mission in beautiful Paris and had you join the ride, but while he wants you to stay safe at the hotel, you have other ideas.
Gentle Monsters - August x Reader (smut, vaginal fingering, groping, grinding, cock grabbing, virginity. SoftDom vibes. August is the big bad wolf, but he can be soft for the right woman) Itâs your first date with agent Walker, and things get a little too raunchy, but you are not ready to go all the wayâŠÂ
One more touch before we die August x OFC (Explicit smut, romance) Set in a cabin on the mountain, August and his woman make passionate, desperate love. Sense Challange - Touch
Bourbon and Candy August x OFC (Explicit Smut, size kink, daddy kink) After a frustrating day at work, August just wants to sit down and enjoy his princess, in any way possible.
Poison Honey - August Walker x Reader ( Passion, romance, sexual innuendo, a âthrill of the chaseâ if this may trigger anyone and mild alcohol use.) Everyone around you is too busy getting drunk and making out, while you are just dying for this dreadful Christmas party to be over. But just as you plan to leave, you catch the eye of a very hungry August Walker.Â
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Kiss it Better - August Walker x OFC (3rd person POV Fluffy, sticky, gooey fluff and floof with a tint of naughty suggestion) August takes care of his girl after she fell
Monster August Walker x OFC (Romance) They call him a monster, but he is your monster  Â
Eivor - August Walker x ofc (Fluff)  August Walker wore many masks and had done horrible things but never in his life he imagined he would become someoneâs father.
Shelter - August x Reader (Strictly soft sticky fluff) Lazy morning cuddles with AugustÂ
Something Wicked - August Walker x Reader (Fluff) August sleeps tightly and you decide to exploit the situation.Â
Angel, can you hold me? - Soft!August x ofc (Angst to fluff) Bad guys need to be held as well
No More Tears -Â August Walker x OFC (Augustâs POV, Angst) On a cold autumn night, August muses over the girl he lost.
Behind Blue Eyes - August Walker x OFC (Augustâs POV, angst, bad language, mentions of sex, mentions of alcohol, mentions of a breakup, longing, love, heartache. August being poetic AF and August being a prick and stealing candy. ) Beaten and broken, August Walker walks the streets of an unnamed city while he is taken by sudden longing.
Some drabbles
August doesnât like it when his princess is sad (fluff)
Soft Tender August - August x Reader (Fluff, aftercare)
August singing Sinatra to you - August x Reader (Fluff)
Watching porn with August - August x Reader (mutual masturbation)
Forever Yours - August loves his cuddly princess
#henry cavill#august walker#august walker fanfiction#august walker x reader#soft!August walker#august walker fanfic
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Jeffrey Combs characters datability tier list
With explanations; A to D, left to right
-Anton Mordrid
Pros: Literally the perfect man. Intelligent, honest, respects you, owns a bird. Communicative.
Cons: A landlord
-The guy from Cyclone (I don't care)
Pros: Very smart, respects your intelligence, will participate in your hobbies even if they don't align with his interests. Charismatic and flirty
Cons: Might die and leave you with the task of protecting a super weapon from the shadow government
-Crawford Tillingast
Pros: Earnest, hardworking, very sweet, intelligent. Will probably remember your birthday. Wears oversized sweaters you can steal
Cons: A pushover, really bad luck, probably not fully emotionally ready for a relationship
-Chaz
Pros: A dork and seemingly a wimp, but will actually surprisingly brave when necessary. Well dressed. Objectively very cute
Cons: Is named Chaz. Complains a good bit, kinda snippy. Infectious anxiety
-Andrew Paris
Pros: Fine as fuck yet highkey a dork, will tell you interesting facts about things. Does his best to be a gentleman
Cons: Kind of incompetent, impulsive. Won't set up boundaries with people trying to hit on him. Seems experienced, but I don't think he's ever touched a boob.
-Dr. Haggis
Pros: Strong morals and will do what he can to uphold them, able to keep a level head in difficult situations. Takes care of those around him. Respects you and takes what you say into serious consideration.
Cons: Lack of confidence, won't say what he means. Alcoholic and smoker with no sign of wanting to change, used as coping mechanism. Pessimistic
-John Riley
Pros: Puts on a brave face, optimistic, hard worker. Loves his family very deeply. Genuinely trying to fix his issues. Will make the right decision when push comes to shove.
Cons: Alcoholic in a way that endangers those around him. Wants conflict to resolve on its own, uncommunicative, will lie to you. When he slips, he slips hard. Has potential to be unfaithful
-Dinosaur Bob
Pros: Fun and carefree, will take you on the ride of your life. Cool mustache. Sees you as an equal
Cons: A bit TOO carefree, irresponsible and impulsive. Does a LOT of drugs and will probably try to get you to do them. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. No morals.
-Francisco
Pros: Confident. Will accept when he is genuinely wrong. Impartial party, focused on facts.
Cons: Literally no opinions of his own, will let awful things happen because an authority says it's fine. That haircut and those glasses. Extremely desensitized to violence. "Facts over feelings" motherfucker
-Shepard Lambrick
Pros: Sugar daddy, will buy you a lot of nice things and you'll definitely get in the will. Cool mustache. Doesn't let people disrespect you.
Cons: Sociopathic and violent tendencies, enjoys other's suffering. Manipulative. One percenter and proud of it. Pushes boundaries.
-Herbert West
Pros: Intelligent, passionate. Will give you gifts. Includes you in his hobbies. Does the đ„ș face
Cons: Will not listen to you nor respect your boundaries. Grand gestures instead of communication, love-bombing. Extremely jealous. Manipulative. Sociopathic and violent tendencies. Condescending, thinks he's better than everyone else, no respect for anything or anyone. Impulsive. Does the đ„ș face
-Milton Dammers
Pros: Passionate and hard working. Speaks his mind.
Cons: Will not listen to you, no ability to compromise. Probably smells bad, greasy hair. Aware of his faults and has no want to change. Obsessive. Probably into some weird shit
-John
Pros: Ridiculously hot, will rock your world. Will break rules with you, in a hot way. Makes you feel appreciated
Cons: Will suicide bait you, ridiculously manipulative. Will ghost you. Kisses a rat on the mouth. Your boundaries? Never heard of them. Will love bomb you and hold that above your head.
#jeffrey combs#herbert west#crawford tillinghast#the lurking fear#dr mordrid#reanimator#cyclone 1987#dead man walking 1987#milton dammers#the frighteners#evil clergyman#would you rather#shepard lambrick#love and a 45#dinosaur bob#andrew paris#the phantom empire#john riley#castle freak#This post is for no one#Looks at you with my autistic eyes
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Didnât Need Burrow (May 30th-July 5th)
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: Narrative basically ret-cons bad behavior of someone who isn't Marinette.
Oh yay! Alya V2!
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need Burrow to know that Mouse!Mylene will be called Multimouse.
I read somewhere that her name will be Polymouse but the source was broken.
Please be a mistake back when we saw the hero names and Mylene didnât get her own name.
Iâd also like to add a bonus that either Mylene gets named that without her consent (like someone calls her that), or Mylene names herself that without any knowledge of Multimouse!Marinette at all.
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Didn't need burrow: Assuming LukaĂZoe actually happens, there will be no build up whatsoever. In one episode, they just happen to get trapped together somewhere, talk for like ten seconds and start dating immediately afterwards. Basically the same as AlyaĂNino bc none of the ships in this show (other than Lukanette and Adrigami) had any sort of meaningful developement before happening
A relationship beyond the love square getting development??? Thatâs cute.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't need burrow: Nino is gonna realize that Alya has the fox miraculous full time now and because of that he's gonna get pissy and so somehow Alya will be outta commission and Nino will be there so Marinette will give him a miraculous, Alya will probably say something encouraging about Nino, and then HE'LL get a full time miraculous to.
The only reason I donât feel like this wonât happen is that it doesnât direct anywhere near as much blame onto Marinette.
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Don't need burrow to know Chat will get angry at Ladybug and maybe Rena because Rena is now a permanent hero and he'll spend the day being a dick, but he'll be forced to work with Rena and realize things are good, but he'll only apologize to Rena.
Ladybug is just used to being chopped liver I assume.
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: Adrigami is restored, while Lukanette isn't.
Marinette will be too busy being forced by the narrative to continue caring about Adrien.
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Didn't need burrow, Su Han will only reappear at the end of the season and then disappear again.
âHi, Su-Ha--oh, there he goes.â
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: Adrien decide to confess his secret identity as Chat Noir to Nathalie. She decide to don't tell him that his father is Hawkmoth (but also decide to don't tell Gabriel that his son is Chat Noir)
God, the Agreste drama intensifies. Kill me.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Marinette actually REJECTS Adrien after the identity reveal after it hits her all at once that HE did all the awful, questionable things Chat Noir did. This allows the Love Square Drama to continue, with Marinette being slammed for DARING to be upset/have STANDARDS - everyone claims that she's set the bar too impossibly high and is responsible for her own romantic misery, while Adrien continues being coddled by other temporary love interests while waiting for her to wise up.
Uggggggh.
Iâm just waiting for Ladybug to loudly reject Chat Noir and then she falls for him soon after and bonus if Chat rubs it in her face that sheâs moved on or the narrative ignores Chatâs past actions as Ladybug is all like, âWOW HEâS SO RESPECTFUL NOW.â
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Didn't Need Burrow: Ladybug's continued rejections of Chat Noir are directly compared to Gabriel's shitty parenting -- both of them are denying Adrien things he wants, and these crimes against Sadrien are depicted as equally awful. Â (If not weighted towards Ladybug being worse because sHe'S bReAkInG hIs WiDdLe HeArT~~~)
This one wins for making me the most upset.
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Didnât need burrow: Juleka will become the tiger hero in another Julerose-centric episode, but this time Rose is akumatized (into princess fragrance again, but this time with a sentimonster so itâs DiFfErEnT). It will chronologically take place after guilt trip, but Roseâs disability will not be acknowledged, even in passing.
I swear, if I have to see a repeat akuma ONE MORE TIME!!!
Anonymous asked:
Didnât need burrow: The major conflict of the season will be Marinette repeating âmistakesâ (this can be similar to not keeping chat 100% in the loop till he throws a fit or having a human to depend on emotionally about miraculous stuff) Bonus: The show doesnât show the good that came out of her actions and only the bad (Not having a breakdown and etc)
Yup. Definitely Marinetteâs fault that she needed to rely on someone so she didnât have a breakdown. She shouldâve buried her emotions and broke down every day instead.
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Didnât Need Burrow: After the show runners give into another fan theory of new permanent heroes, they will quickly show why this was a mistake. Bonus if itâs the very next episode (because if Marinette did it then it has to be bad)
This already felt super likely and then you added âbecause if Marinette did it then it has to be badâ and now Iâm just sad because itâs doubly right.
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Didnât Need Burrow: Marinette, who dreams of being a fashion designer, designs something thatâs just ugly. Bonus if itâs never addressed/characters just say itâs great so the show doesnât look bad at designing clothes
Does Ladybug count? Still canât believe Chat Noir gets the âcomplexâ outfit with actual thought and Ladybug gets the onesie.
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Didn't Need Burrow: It's revealed that Emilie intended to use the Miraculi they'd found to 'give Adrien the world'. Â This is treated as a sympathetic motive because, as Word of God constantly insists, Adrien is perfect and deserves everything he desires, regardless of how anyone else feels about it. Â Thus it doesn't matter what horrific things his parents did or intended; their goals are treated as righteous, with Ladybug being Wrong to oppose them.
They just want whatâs best for their son!!
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Didn't Need Burrow: There will be a plot in which LADYBUG is accused of not caring about civilians, with Adrien/Chat Noir getting to lecture her as if HE has the moral high ground. Â Or any ground to stand on. Â His abysmal track record is completely ignored, retconned, or otherwise treated as inapplicable; we likely get a singular moment where he suddenly Gives A Shit about protecting one of his friends/classmates, which is treated as proof that he Always Cares About Such Matters.
Bonus if itâs Ladybug choosing not to defend/save someone who spited her/deserves it, which is âclearly worseâ than Chat Noir threatening to let Paris drown in âSyren.â Ladybug is not allowed to be human and also not allowed to show people that there are consequences for their actions, proving that they/Chat can take advantage and mock her as much as they want with no repurcussions.
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Didn't Need Burrow: Sabrina and Chloe have another Friendship Breakup; when Sabrina seems poised to actually get away from her abusive 'BFF' for good, Adrien intervenes/whines at Marinette to help him fix it, because it's nOt FaAaAaIr for Chloe to be aLl AlOoOoOoNe...
Is it too late to make Adrien disappear and have it look like an accident.
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DNB: In a Shocking Twist, Cats are revealed to be cursed - the majority suffer some catastrophic fate as the Ring eventually causes their Destruction. Â Only True Love can break it, making Ladybug's refusal to give in to Chat Noir's advances a literal matter of life-and-death and 'justifying' all of his behavior. Â Bonus if it's retconned that *Adrien always knew this*, despite nothing in his behavior ever indicating he believed himself to be on borrowed time. Â Because Angstrese.
Also bonus if this is also used as just another way to make him seem sympathetic. Double bonus if this information is brought up after Ladybug snaps at Chat Noir, and sheâs told this information to make her feel guilty.
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Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: If Adrien reveal someone his secret identity, it will be ... obviously Wayhem.
Nino: hello darkness--
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Goat!Marc, Rooster!Nathaniel and even Ox!Ivan will be buffed out because not even the boys in this show are allowed to keep their own body shapes when they become superheroes.
Iâm positive Ivan especially will be beefed up. The civilian models are really awkward at times and clearly not prepared to be put in onesies (itâs hard to explain and maybe someone more experienced with propotions/anatomy will be able to say it better, but their limbs donât have a lot of âshapeâ to them I guess?).
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Didnât need burrow: Alyaâs miraculous looks exactly the same in itâs âcamouflageâ mode solely so Lila can easily switch her necklace with Alyaâs. (seriously why does it not change that bothers the hell out of me)
If that happens, Iâd put money on Alya not getting called out on it. Good to know you put so much priority on âsecrecy,â Alya.
Anonymous asked:
Didnât need burrow: A kwami swap will happen again somehow. Marinette will uncharacteristically scold Adrien way more harshly than normal AGAIN to make him feel bad about himself and this will further the (Adrien melodrama depression arc) of him feeling useless/ replaced. Bonus points if Alya picks up his slack.
Honestly, I was here for the scolding in âReflekdollâ just because there werenât consequences for her for once.
Anonymous asked:
Didnât Need Burrow: There will be Sad Noir galore. Its all Ladybugâs fault, naturally.
Naturally.
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: Episode where Sabrina gets Dog Miraculous will be Chloe-centric (or Bourgeois sisters centric)
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Didnât Need Burrow: the episode where Sabrina gets the Dog Miraculous (which seems inevitable now, ugh) will heavily feature or even focus on ChloĂ©, despite the fact that ChloĂ© has already had a couple of episodes focusing largely on her this season. Sabrinaâs introduction as a hero will have about as much focus as Kimâs or will be jammed into the last five minutes of the episode. Bonus points if they manage to deny her a proper transformation sequence like they did Kagami.
Roger: *exists and desperately needs development on his policy that caused Sabrina to become Chloeâs slave in the first place*
show: okay but--
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Under pressure, Marinette admits to Alya and/or Tikki that she doesn't mind the attention (aka constant harassment) Chat Noir gives her; parroting common claims by sexual harassers, she says it makes her feel *special* and *noticed*. Â She may also insist that she still wishes he would focus on the AKUMA/their responsibilities more, but the obvious point of this scene is to 'justify' his behavior with evidence that 'she enjoys it'.
MARINETTE
PLEASE
YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: There will be a joke about Chat Noir *copping a feel* on Ladybug after an akuma sends them into an awkward position. Â Ladybug's shock and discomfort is played for laughs; bonus if he quips about her suit not leaving much to the imagination. Â Adrien is in a fantastic mood afterwards, considering that to be the 'best battle yet'. Â (Alternatively, another heroine is victimized and Ladybug is visibly jealous/her annoyance at Chat is treated like jealousy.)
Iâm not adding this to the spreadsheet just because a scene like that is too dicey for a kidâs show (though, believe me, if it were to happen, Iâm putting that on itâs own damn card), but I will say that this would 100% happen if this were an anime/aimed towards an older audience.
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Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien tricks Alya into thinking that Chat Noir already knows Ladybug's secret identity, thusly learning that she's Marinette. Â This is passed off as all MARI's fault, naturally. Â If Alya apologizes at all, it's in a backhanded, "But why didn't he know this already?" sort of fashion.
Itâs Marinetteâs fault for telling Alya her identity in the first place.
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Didn't Need Burrow: Post-Reveal, Marinette struggles to reconcile how her crush is also her abusive slacker 'partner'. Â Adrien, by contrast, accepts her as Ladybug immediately... though his words make clear that he doesn't give a shit who SHE is, just that she's Ladybug. Â Naturally, this is treated as Mari needing to learn how to accept Adrien for who he is, all while insisting that his many flaws and failings aren't issues at all.
i hate it, thanks
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DNB: The RLBS is EXPLICITLY punishment for Marinette: after a mutual reveal, Adrien declares that they can't get together as civilians until she accepts him as Chat Noir. Â Mari is forced to awkwardly pursue Chat as Ladybug while he strings her along/humiliates her; meanwhile, Adrien trolls her with shallow gestures to fluster her/rile up their shipper classmates, who ride her ass for not 'sealing the deal' and making their relationship official. Â Alya, aware of everything, is the WORST about it.
I presume that âRLBSâ is âReverse Love BSâ which... yes.
Also, that whole âshe needs to accept him as Chat Noirâ infuriates me because thatâs been a fandom thing forever.
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Don't Need a Burrow: The only reason Sabrina got Dog Miraculous is because of a scene where Chloe literally "Kick the Dog".
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Didnât Need Burrow to know that despite Sabrina almost certainly getting a miraculous and becoming a hero, the fact that she deserves better than being abused by ChloĂ© and is a worthwhile individual in her own right will not be addressed. Because StATuS QuO!
I just had a horrible thought that theyâll do the episode like--
Chloe treats Sabrina terribly like usual, Sabrina ditches Chloe and Chloe is miserable + takes it out on everyone else for it, then Chloe gets akumatized over it and Sabrina gets the dog (for âloyaltyâ), which leads to Sabrina going back to Chloe so that Chloe will direct the abuse more solely towards Sabrina because âshe takes it out on others otherwiseâ/sheâs âused to itâ/âitâs her responsibility and this is the right thing to do.â This will also be presented as the âright choiceâ and Chloe and Sabrinaâs relationship will basically not change for the sake of leaving Chloe the way she is.
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Didnât Need Burrow: Cat Noir is gonna throw a Syren-Sized fit if/when he finds out that Ladybug dares to have a support network through Alya (not a very GOOD support network, but one nonetheless).
Still waiting for the âlessonâ where Ladybug is told sheâs not allowed to have emotions/be vulnerable.
Oh wait, thatâs the show.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't need Burrow: Adrien/Chat Noir will angst and fish for sympathy points instead of apologizing for the 40th time in the series.
Every time.
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Didnât Need Burrow: Luka is gonna say that Adrien and Marinette are made for each other. This is the last appearance that he will make in the show (with exception to background/shipping fuel between him and somebody else w̶h̶o̶ ̶i̶s̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶b̶a̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶e̶i̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶Z̶oÌ¶ĂšÌ¶ ̶o̶r̶ ̶K̶a̶g̶a̶m̶i̶).
Considering the ââââparellelââââ episodes of âTruthâ and âLies,â Iâm just ready for the same thing that happened with Kagami in âMr. Pigeon 72.â
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Trixx plays pranks on Alya's family and is a little troll; he particularly loves teasing the twins, since any claims they might make about seeing a 'magical flying fox' will be passed  off as childish imaginings.  Alya blames Marinette for this more than she does Trixx.
Marineeeette, raise your âchildrenâ better!!
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Alya will wind up spilling Ladybug's secret identity to Nino because 'she needs to talk to SOMEONE about this!' (and Mari CLEARLY doesn't count for anything) and trusts her boyfriend.
I would also imagine Alya going on about Marinetteâs secret to Nino without explicitly telling him.
Also, this will be an episode in this season because Alya couldnât even keep it in for ONE SEASON (âAnimanâ all over again).
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Ladybug will be seriously injured during an akuma battle, with circumstances preventing them from winning the fight/repairing the damage with Miraculous Cure right away. Â Adrien/Chat Noir attempts to exploit the situation to learn 'his lady's' secret identity. Â The narrative REFUSES to call him out on this; it's entirely on Marinette to protect herself by hiding the truth despite her injuries.
Bonus because âLadybugâ seemed to imply that their almost invincible in their suits, though I imagine if they get hurt, itâll be Chat Noir and used for angst (like in âMiraculerâ).
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Didn't Need Burrow: Marinette will combine Miraculi more often to cut down on having to track down others all the time and put them in danger. Â (And also because the merch guys want more stuff to base toys off of.) Â She gets condemned for being a 'glory hound' and 'taught' that she needs to rely upon others more often, no matter what sort of risks that might entail (she'll get blamed for that anyway) or how they might let her down (again, always her fault).
Marinette: *tries not to burden others and instead does what the narrative has convinced her of; bearing the worldâs weight alone until she breaks*
show: gOd, mArIneTtE--
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Didn't Need Burrow: Chat Noir's tendency to screw around, flirt, and not read or work with his allies at all gets Rena Rouge, Vesperia or one of the other heroes hurt. Â Naturally, this is played for Sadrien above all else -- if Ladybug or anyone else DARES to show any anger towards him for it, it's depicted as completely unjustified and unfair. Â Bonus if the injured party insists that it's okay.
They neeeed Chat Noir to lighten the mood! Heâs worth the risk!
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Didn't Need Burrow: RLBS is kicked off by Marinette being utterly HUMILIATED by Adrien publicly rejecting her once he can't ignore her crush anymore, spurring her to give up on him 'for good'. Â Adrien decides that he misses her chasing after him and starts pursuing her, with Alya and others encouraging her to accept his advances/telling her that she's crazy to reject him even after what he did. Â Marinette's utter misery over the whole ordeal is treated as HILARIOUS.
Itâs not like he mEaNt to embarrass you, Marinette!!!
Marinette didnât meant to do a lot of things too but you donât see the show giving her any slack.
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Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien/Chat Noir starts treating Alya/Rena Rouge with exactly as much 'respect' as he gives Ladybug -- which is to say, nothing but lip service paired with stunts like refusing to help unless she spills Ladybug's secrets. Â Alya naturally blames Marinette for this.
Iâm torn on whether heâd ââârespect herâââ as much as Ladybug or give her even more respect, probably on the premise that âLadybug chose her,â and that somehow proves that Chat Noir is a good guy in all this (while, again, disrespecting/not trusting Ladybug/making his own decisions at every corner).
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Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien/Chat Noir attempts to charm Alya/Rena Rouge into sharing Ladybug's secrets with him, possibly making Nino jealous in the process.
*sees âRocketearâ trailer*
oh no...
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Didn't Need Burrow: We get another 'Bad Future' episode centered on Sadrien; this time around, it features him losing the Ring, painting this popular plotline as a horrible idea because Adrien is Perfect and Never Does Anything Wrong, and should never be punished for his actions. Â No matter how it happens, Marinette is blamed for it; bonus if somebody angrily tells her that SHE should have lost HER Miraculous instead.
Wouldnât be surprised, but that would also mean making a new model of a cat hero.
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Didn't Need Burrow: It's revealed that part of the reason Alix/Bunnix refuses to share any 'Spoilers' about how the future is 'meant to go' is because Marinette Suffers Incredibly in the process, and Alix knows that she'd try to find some other way... and assumes that she'd fail in the process. Â This is treated as entirely valid and Marinette, if she learns that this is part why Bunnix won't tell her shit, has to accept that she's just doomed to be Fate's personal punching bag. Â Sucks to be her!
Itâs âmeant to be.â
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Didn't Need Burrow: Marinette/Ladybug is told outright that she's a horrible person for not respecting Chat Noir's feelings for her. Â Bonus points if it's Alya, citing Mari's crush on Adrien as proof that she should know how it feels to constantly fail at getting your crush's attention. Â (Alternately, Adrien venting to her about how *unfair* it is that Ladybug's so cruel to her partner, unaware of the dramatic irony.) Â Triple-7 Jackpot of Shit if this contributes to the RLBS becoming a thing.
UGGGGGH.
And of course Chat Noir wouldnât get the same treament and itâll be like, âWELL ADRIEN DOESNâT kNoW sO--â
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Didn't Need Burrow: Instead of Lila, Chloe is revealed to be the next holder of the Butterfly Miraculous. This shows Chloe as "irredeemable" while successfully writing Lila out of the show.
Meanwhile, the writersâ script is frantically scribbled on with red marker.
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Don't Need a Burrow: Reveal that post about Lila being future Hawkmoth was Red Herring (or in this case orange herring)
Dumb herring.
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Didn't need a burrow;
By the end of the series, Gabriel will have a redemption arc to feel sympathy for him :o
guys heâs so sad donât you see--
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Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien's inability to choose between the 'love of his life' and the abusive shitbag excuse of a sire who'd just smacked him like a ping-pong ball foreshadows that he will ultimate choose Gabriel after learning that he's Hawk/Shadowmoth. Â This will be entirely blamed on Marinette not being able to keep him by her side because 'she didn't love/cherish/appreciate him enough'!
After âGuiltripâ and the whole, âI donât say this enough--â line, Iâd buy it and now Iâm sad.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: The RLBS is kicked off by Chat Noir switching sides and joining Hawk/Shadowmoth. Â Ladybug is forced to appeal to Chat's 'love' for her, with Alya, Tikki, and various other 'friends'/allies blaming her for his defection. Â Meanwhile, Sadrien starts pursuing Marinette as an outlet for his mangst, 'unintentionally' making her more miserably conflicted in the process.
She rejected him and therefore heâs in his right to switch sides. She never even gave him a chance!!!
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien is a Sentimonster/was created by other Miraculous magic by the Agrestes, who desired a 'perfect/model son'. Â This is used to further the narrative that his entitlement is actually a Good Thing: Adrien was not MEANT to have any wants/needs/desires of his own, but mysteriously developed them anyway. Â Thus Marinette NEEDS to cater to his every whim because it's sO mIrAcUlOuS that he HAS them in the first place. Â Hooray...?
His very EXISTENCE is MIRACULOUS, Marinette!!!
Also, Astruc will act like this was amazingly foreshadowed in âLadybugâ where Ladybug comments on Sentibugâs perfection.and with Astruc always called Adrien perfect (either on his own or through other characters).
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Another Shocking Familial Connection is revealed: Felix is not Adrien's cousin, but Gabriel and Emilie's original son, whom they shunted off on her sister and replaced with the 'perfect' Adrien. Â 50-50 split on whether this is used to excuse all of Felix's shitty behavior or if he's demonized further -- 'See, THIS is why they replaced him! Â ANYONE would choose the Perfect Adrien over someone like THAT!'
Why not both????
Itâs like the Chloe-Zoe situation but male.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: After learning that Rena Rouge has become Ladybug's confidant, Chat Noir outright REFUSES to help at a critical moment, sneering about how 'you ladies CLEARLY don't need me'. Â As with everything else, the blame for his latest stunt is laid neatly at Marinette's feet, because Adrien is never EVER responsible for his own actions.
Theyâll probably blame Marinette because Ladybug âdidnât tell him right away.â
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Circumstances force Adrien to be Mr. Bug again (since they already have the models). Â Much is milked from how HAAAAAAAARRRRD his temporary responsibilities are on him, and he reiterates afterwards how happy he is that he doesn't have to deal with that all the time. Â No actual sympathy for Ladybug's situation is displayed, though stans treat it as such; what we're actually SHOWN is that Adrien only cares about the burden when HE'S the one stuck carrying it.
As per usual, no one cares about Marinetteâs problems until it directly affects THEM, and then theyâll go back to not caring.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: With all of the other abusive behavior Adrien has shown towards Ladybug, it's only a matter of time before we get a 'Why did you make me hit you?' moment. Â No akuma influence; just him physically lashing out at her because he's an entitled little shit upset over not getting his way, followed by the inevitable bleating about how bad HE feels and how he'll 'never do it again'. Â Naturally, this is presented as though Marinette 'deserved it' and must accept his apology.
Show, donât do this to me, I swear--
Iâd be surprised if this did happen, but more because itâs like wow the lack of self-awareness is even worse than I thought.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: We get a Very Special Episode about sexual harassment... which not only refuses to acknowledge Adrien's behavior as such, but asserts that he would NEVER touch 'his lady' in any kind of inappropriate fashion. Â Bonus: he harasses her in that very same episode to 'prove' that his behavior isn't inappropriate.
So âFelixâ but worse...
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: The reason why ML Writers made Zoe an actress is to justify why she managed to recognize that Lila is "Liar that lies" instantly after meeting her.
Waiting for the moment where Zoe talks to Marinette to address Marinette âacting like sheâs not in love with Adrien.â
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Lila steals the Fox Pendant from Alya/does something that affects her *personally*. Â Alya then reads Marinette the riot act, demanding to know "Why didn't you WARN ME about her?!" Â (None of the times that she DID count because Alya dismissed them as her 'just being jealous', which is, of course, entirely Mari's fault.) Â Bonus if we allude back to her claiming that 'good reporters do their research' and how she expected MARI to provide her her with proof of her claims.
Marinette: *thousand yard stare*
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: When Lila is exposed, Marinette gets blamed for all the harm she caused with her various deceptions, since she tried to warn others and couldn't convince anyone of the truth. Â Adrien 'taking the high road' is largely glossed over; if anyone finds out that HE knew too and never did anything to warn anyone, he's quickly forgiven for 'not knowing any better'.
See, Marinette, if you just hadnât tRiEd--
And Adrien was just trying to âbe nice to everyone equallyâ so heâs forgiven.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien/Chat Noir outright admits that he dislikes Rena/the other heroes being around since they make him feel unnecessary. Â This is treated as a perfectly reasonable and valid complaint rather than a slacker piss-moaning about being shown up by others making actual EFFORT.
*flashbacks to âYouâre not trying to replace me with a turtle, are you?â after Carapace shows up LITERALLY ONCE*
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: We get a retread of the NYC Special's Angstrian when he accidentally ('accidentally?') Cataclysms Rena/somebody else. Â Bonus if the victim once again argues that THEIR experiences/trauma are FAR less important than his. Â (Especially if it's Alya, Nino, Max... somebody who ALSO happens to be a character of color temporarily killed off to make the spoiled white rich brat feel sorry for himself.)
Itâs an accident and also probably âLadybugâs fault.â
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien/Chat Noir skips an akuma attack/shows up late to find it was resolved without him, and mopes about how 'his lady doesn't need him anymore', requiring somebody else to massage his ego. Â Bonus points if somebody (likely Ladybug) is demonized for getting annoyed at him for being late/a no-show, because HOW DARE they take defending Paris seriously?!
Well excuse us, Chat, next time weâll just awkwardly stall for twenty minutes.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Chat Noir will 'accidentally' Cataclysm one of the protective Charms so that its holder can be akumatized again. Â Bonus if he does this to Alya/one of the other heroes.
Probably Chloe.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: The protective charms are ultimately rendered effectively pointless when Adrien switches sides and starts using his powers to destroy them. Â Naturally, Marinette is held completely responsible for his actions, because God FORBID he ever be called to account for himself. Â Not when his 'partner' is around to absorb all the blame.
You didnât make him feel loVeD, Marinette.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien pulls a Chloe with his own attempt at engineered heroics, putting the lives of others on the line to 'prove his value'. Â Ladybug is completely blamed for the stunt; bonus if someone accuses her of 'not learning anything' from what happened with Chloe.
Hate it. Hate it a lot.
We already got him trying to cause/hoping for akuma, so this isnât too far off.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien gives Zoe better advice for dealing with her bullies. Â His policy for handling Chloe and Lila remains the same as ever. Â (In other words, only Marinette has to 'be the better person' and keep suffering at the hands of her abusers, since it maintains his preferred status quo. Â But it's no skin off his nose if Zoe's situation changes/improves.)
I also imagine that Adrien would give this advice without Marinette onscreen, so Adrien wonât be called out on it.
Anonymous asked:
Didnât Need Burrow: Alya will reveal Marinetteâs identity to someone (possibly Nino) and the show will then punish Marinette for trusting Alya in the first place. Bonus point if the show then says she should have trusted Adrien/Chat Noir because he would never have betrayed her trust.
Iâm just remembering the fandomâs complaints and wow I hate it.
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: Ladybug Miraculous basically change into Poor man's version of Green Lantern's Ring
*stares at the phone in âOptigamiâ that somehow picks up on the kwamisâ voices* hm
Anonymous asked:
Didnât Need Burrow: Marinette will look through the future and see one where she and Luka get together, except itâs portrayed as bad and abusive, more so if he knows her secret identity, and the only way for her to escape it is by getting with Chat Noir(and not...you know, anybody else. Or being single. Or MAKING THE RELATIONSHIP WORK!!!). Chat Noir sees it too, and gloat about in her face, since it proved that they were âmeant for each other, mâlady!â Bonus points if someone calls Thomas Ass Truck out on this shit, and he either replies that it was the best thing to do, claims it doesnât matter how Lukanette is treated/the love square ends up together because theyâre âmade for each otherâ anyway, or even tries to pass it off as âgirl powerâ, because how could we let the female lead get with the respeâoops, I mean abusive guy over the one who treats her teâoops, I mean respectfully and like a âgentlemanâ would?! And then heâll follow up by blocking them for daring to question the Ridiculous Relationship Rhombus and respect the ânon-endgameâ ship. Even worâoops! I mean, better, if love square shippers use this opportunity to gloat about how âI always knew Adrien and Marinette(notice how they always place his name first?!) were perfect for each other, Luka wasnât good enough for Marinette, take that, Lukanette shippers!â declaring it âanti-saltâ.
bfgkdjfgdfg god
Also, the only problem with this idea is that it would mean making an adult model for Luka.
Bonus if another âdisadvantageâ to Marinette dating Luka is that Luka isnât high class.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Marinette will be told outright to 'Get over yourself' and stop bringing up valid complaints about Chat Noir's shitty behavior, as the series becomes increasingly overt with its subtext about how one of Marinette's Biggest Mistakes is having STANDARDS.
Ignoring that Luka exists, of course, and if itâs mentioned that Luka exists then cue, âOH BUT SHE DOESNâT AAAACTUALLY LOVE LUKA.â
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need Burrow: SentiWiFi (Lady WiFi Sentimonster)
SentiEveryone at this point...
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: Nino is again robbed of screentime by Sentimonster based on him.
*sees âSentibubblerâ title and trailer*
Did--did you predict the future??
...I mean, weâve been doing that the whole time, but damn.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Alya will continue shoving Marinette towards Adrien, then mockingly ask 'Didn't you want to give romance a break?' or something along those lines. Â Showing that not only is she fully aware of Marinette's wishes and doesn't give a damn, but implicitly blaming Marinette for her inability to stick to them, despite how SHE is the one forcing the issue.
âWe all know that you WANT HIM, Marinette! Stop denying yourself!!!â
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: When Marinette gets a spot of hope regarding her relationship woes, Alya leaps in to take all the credit for the apparent success. Â Once the light turns out to be an incoming Drama Train that blindsides Marinette and leaves her humiliated and heartbroken, Alya insists that it's entirely MARI's fault that things went off the rails.
Waiting for a line from Alya about how sheâs doing everything right and Marinette must be really hopeless if Alyaâs schemes arenât working...
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Didn't Need Burrow: Alya and Nino will get into a bit of Relationship Drama in order to further reinforce the series' double standards. Â (Such as 'It's OK for boys to lie, but girls shouldn't have any secrets.' Â Or 'Boys can hold grudges, but girls must forgive every trespass.' Â Or 'Girls shouldn't told boys to impossible standards like expecting to be treated with basic human decency.') Â Bonus points if Marinette gets blamed for it.
Yup.
Yup.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: The subtext about Marinette not deserving a GOOD love interest is further emphasized by Kagami and Luka getting together. Â Kagami comments on how she can trust Luka not to lie to her; this is the closest she gets to explaining to Marinette WHY she broke things off with Adrien in the first place. Â After all, it doesn't matter if Adrien lies to Marinette; they're 'meant for each other'.
Iâm still not over Kagami saying that the guy who lied to her is âmade forâ her only friend????
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Zoe learns a valuable lesson about the importance of Being Herself with Luka's help, teasing the idea of the two of them getting together.
âBonusâ for Marinette saying that Zoe and Luka are made for each other.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Chat Noir deliberately strings Vesperia along in a ploy to make Ladybug jealous. Â Zoe is naturally heartbroken when she learns the truth. Â Her pain is blamed entirely on Marinette, since Adrien can NEVER be held accountable for his own actions.
Ladybug, you shouldâve seen this coming!!
Anonymous asked:
Didn't need burrow (kinda?), Astruc apparently is aware that his perfect Adrien is flawed as Chat Noir (he said so on twitter), and I fear that if anyone ever asks him why the two sides of Adrien so different, he'll reveal that the cat miraculous changes the holder's personality or some shit, which will cause "Anti Adrien Salt" to explode, screaming "the salter's claims aren't valid anymore, it's not Adrien's fault, it's the miraculous!!!1!!111!!!!ÂĄÂĄ!ÂĄÂĄÂĄ!!!"
I feel like he denied that back when he still had a Tumblr but gosh Iâm just waiting for it to be confirmed because FANON THEORIES.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien gets a taste of what Marinette goes through constantly when he/Chat Noir suffers a bit of minor humiliation over his crush. Â His pain and angst over this is played DEAD SERIOUS, treated as though he's suffering through the WORST THING EVER even though whatever happened pales in comparison to what Marinette has endured. Â Anyone who dares so much as chuckle at what happened is villainized, since only a MONSTER would find his suffering funny.
Iâm seething.
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need a Burrow: Return of Sentibug (for fanservice)
Bonus if they kill her off again. Something something âonly one Ladybugâ something.
neyla9 asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: So if Zoe gets sent to a new boarding school after being in Paris for a few months (there is a chance the writers will just completely ignore that this was established in Sole Crusher, in which case this probably won't happen), I predict that Zoe was brought in specifically to redeem Chloe, rubbing it in Marinette's face that she failed at redeeming Chloe, and force Marinette to give Chloe the bee miraculous back
Most likely. Apparently needed to bring someone else in to make Marinette feel worse.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien abandons/ditches his responsibilities as a hero because he's too busy sulking over his ego being bruised by some slight (real or imagined). Â Marinette is naturally blamed for this.
Oh, of course!
Marinette probably had to be late for patrol so he was intentionally late for something, and then was like well you did it to me, so--
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Chloe will get another tiresome 'Will she or won't she be redeemed?' arc, only to backstab/betray everyone again. Â Astruc will preen and croon on social media about how gullible anyone that thinks she could ever be redeemable is. Â Bonus points if Chloe's damning act that proves she's unsalvageable is something ADRIEN has done.
Meanwhile, Nino is back here absolutely collecting DUST!!!
I guess you gotta be a horrible person/make Marinette suffer to get screen time.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Chloe will discover Vesperia's secret identity and steal the Bee Miraculous, then spitefully out Zoe so that SHE can't be a heroine anymore.
Marinette is running out of teens at this point but finding new ones would mean more models.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Zoe is used to teach Marinette that she's too harsh on others for lying, and should accept that they can be dishonest sometimes. Â (Especially Adrien.) Â As a natural follow-up, Marinette is blamed/punished for falling for a friend's lies -- because CLEARLY it's not Alya/Adrien/anyone else's fault if she believes their bullshit!
No oneâs perfect, Marinette! People are human!!
...Except you, of course.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Despite the incident with SentiNino, Shadow Moth will *successfully* obtain a miraculous by using the same trick. Â Bonus points if it's Marinette/Ladybug who falls for it... though really, she'll be blamed regardless.
Double bonus if she doesnât fall for it but it still goes through.
Anonymous asked:
DNB: The 'Shocking Twist' of Adrien/Chat Noir betraying Team Miraculous and joining his father will be presented as though it's entirely Marinette/Ladybug's fault, with Adrien acting as though he Had No Choice and angsting about being 'forced' to betray his lady and friends. Â The series never acknowledges how self-serving his motives actually are, and any call-outs he gets are treated as Wrong and Awful and Blaming Poor Innocent Victim Adrien.
âhEâs jUsT tRyinG tO sAvE hIs mOmâ
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: 'Borrowing' from many a Salt Fic, Marinette will thank her for 'proving who my *real* friends are'. Â This entails giving Adrien, Alya and possibly others credit for always standing by her, believing in her, and various other things that they never actually did.
Iâm presuming âherâ means âeveryoneâ/âthe girl squadâ and yup.
Better tell than show I guess.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Alya will be retconned into having 'never believed anything Lila said'. Â Or at least, she will CLAIM that she never believed her.
I WILL BE SO UPSET
Also prepared for them to handwave it, like, âoh whatever, now Iâm helping you since I know so itâs all good!â
Anonymous asked:
Don't Need Burrow: Similarities between Luka and Zoe were only red herring. Zoe will become Kagami's new love interest (and Kagami and Zoe's dynamic will be suspiciously similar do Fanon!Marigami)
But that would imply they care enough about LGBT rep.
Though they could always pull a Voltron and slip it in at the very end.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Marinette will suffer the toll/backlash from using multiple Miraculi ONLY for the sake of making that her Latest Mistake. Her past successes are only acknowledged as a way of painting her as arrogant for assuming she could continue doing so safely.
Sheâll probably be yelled at and told not to âkeep doing everything herselfâ even though thatâs what the narrative keeps telling her to do.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow: Adrien discovers his father's secret identity and hides it... and this is painted as an act of incredible self-sacrifice rather than selfishness. Â Rather than treating it as a betrayal of Ladybug/Team Miraculous, the series focuses on his angst and 'inner struggle', pretending there's something heroic about him refusing to expose Hawkmoth and potentially put an end to his terrorizing Paris.
:|
Deep breaths, Clarity.
Anonymous asked:
Didn't need burrow: Alya will get to keep her boyfriend despite her being involved with the miraculous box n stuff, unlike Marinette. Why, you ask? Easy, the bond between Luka and Mari just isn't sTrOnG eNoUgH for them to last through difficult times, like Alya and Nino do so easily.
Ignoring that Marinette and Luka only just got together and also that Marinette has it WAY different than Alya.
But no I guess. Adrien and Marinette are âmade for each otherâ so gotta discredit Lukanette whenever. Marinette isnât allowed to be happy, we know.
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Didnât Need Burrow: The one time Marinette gets a break from akumas and her responsibilities all hell breaks loose and the lesson for that episode will be that Marinette and Marinette alone must carry the burden of being Ladybug and Guardian.
Marinette: *gets five minutes of sleep*
Paris: *catches on fire*
Anonymous asked:
Didn't Need Burrow (Can I do two at once?): "Crocoduel" will not acknowledge the Lukanette breakup at all, and the titular Akuma will just be Guitar Villain and Captain Hardrock again.
(Youâre allowed two, absolutely!)
Iâd like to add as well that, even if they do acknowledge the Lukanette breakup, Marinette will talk to Luka about it but then be like, âIâm not focusing on love right now and Iâm too busy so Iâm sorry for everything that happened,â even as everyone keeps pushing for the love square.
#category: salt#Didn't Need Burrow#other: ask and answer#((This was supposed to come out earlier but I've been SUPER nauseous lately.))
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ML Fic: Soulmate Survey Part 11
(Master post)
Before you start, I want to thank all of you so much for the amazing fan art. I never thought I would see so many versions of Marinetteâs outfit. Also, your comments and support have really made writing this a delight.Â
Okay now for part 11.
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The ladybloger was relaxing in her room. She was looking at her laptop and was thinking of what to do? Adrienâs interview didn't start for another half an hour, nothing new regarding Ladybug and Chat noir, and she had zero motivation in tackling her homework. She was considering messaging her boyfriend and seeing if he wanted to play some âSuper penguinoâ, he would likely say yes. Just as she picked up her phone, she remembered that thing Marinette sent her.
âOh yea, what was this about.â She said aloud as she looked at the audio recording. âJeez, its like a forty minute recording. What did she do an interview?â
Alya shrugged, âsuper penguinoâ can wait. She pressed play and began listening to the recording.
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âAnd We. Are. Live! Welcome my lovely listeners! I am Sonny Potins and you are watching âScoops and Scandalâ, the show that brings up the scoops and scandals with your favorite Celebs.â The enthusiastic wavy blonde haired host exclaimed. She was in her mid twenties and was wearing plenty of make up. âAnd today we have a very special guest, you have seen his ads all over Paris, the young model who is the face of the Gabriel brand, the one and only, Adrien Agreste.â
The spot light shined on Adrien as he approached the stage to his seat with the audio from the cologne ad playing in the background. The studio audience cheered as the model walked with a cool yet approachable attitude. A bunch of them screaming âI love youâ âAdrien!â âYou are amazingâ.  Adrien smiled and waved at the audience.
Sonny was sitting in a comfy leather chair across from Adrien, who was sitting in an identical chair. She was sitting on the left, and her was sitting on the right. A table with two water bottle and two microphones stood between them. The chairs were angled to help the two face each other while also face the cameras and the audience. Above them was a jumbo screen that would show clips, info, and whatever the people in charge wanted to show. Usually fan submitted questions, photos or live cam.
âI am happy to be here.â Adrien greeted the audience.
âI am sure all of Paris would love to hear all about you. So lets get the ball rolling.â
Back stage, Marinette watched out of view, she looked to see Adrien notice her and give her a quick wink before looking back at the host. Marinette smiled at his sudden wink, doing her best to stay calm.
âSeems like everything is going well.â A voice whispered from Marinetteâs jacket.
âYea, I can't believe Adrien found out about the scarf. I thought he would be sad about finding out the gift wasn't from his father.â Marinette whispered.
âSeems like he is happy to have someone who cares about his feelings. You both seem to be really connecting.â Tikki assured. âI think he doesn't see you as a just a friend anymore.â
âYou think?â Marinette questioned with hope in her voice.
âCall it a hunch, but in the mean time, we should probably listen in. Maybe you can learn more about him through this interview.â
âI am pretty sure it won't reveal anything new, most of these interviews are just for publicity, repeating questions that were asked in the past. But I am glad Adrien is getting the screen time he deserves. He is really great.â Marinette responded. âThough I am not opposed to watching at all.â
Tikki rolled her eyes and smiled at her chosen. Marinette sure was helpless when it came to Adrien, but the same could be said about Chat noir around Ladybug. How the red bug Kwami wanted to reveal this tid bit of information to Marinette. But she said she wouldn't and the time will come one day.
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âAnd I was right about his favorite color!â One of the four girls squeaked.
âWe all got that question! I expect nothing less from the Adriknights.â Adrienne answered with pride.
Lila was sitting to the side of the couch as she watched these four fangirls gush at every word that Adrien said, it was nauseating. The interview was so by the book it was boring, combine that fact with annoying fans and it only gets worse. The brunette had begun contemplating the pros and cons of a lobotomy by plastic spoon, but she knew she would have to endure.Â
Adrienne was the perfect person to set up to be akumatized, she needed to wait for something to make her upset, anything that would bring potential negative emotions to draw an akuma here. But this interview was practically kid stuff. But then something caught her attention. Lila tuned back into the tv to listen to a particularly interesting thread the host was spinning.
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â...but yes I am allergic to feathers, but as long as I am not wearing them or I breath near them, I don't sneeze.â Adrien answered.
âAdrien, you are quite an enigma in this city. a young teen that is one of the most well known faces in Paris, a voice actor, and has his own line of cologne, which is just getting an international release.â Sonny exclaimed. The crowd cheered as the jumbo screen showed a picture of the Ad. âYet you are one of the sweetest people I ever had the pleasure of interviewing. Most stars around your age are... well they are spoiled brats to put it mildly. What helps you stay so kind and keeps you grounded?â
The crowd was quiet as they waited for Adrienâs answer.
âWell I am lucky enough to be surrounded by talented people. My Best buddy Nino is an up and coming DJ, his girlfriend Alya runs the Ladyblog, my fencing Team mate Kagami comes from a legacy of proud fencers, and Marinette is a fashion designer that has designed works that the fashion critic Audrey Borgeois and My father have both approved of. The latter of which I can tell you personally is no small feat.â Adrien started off.Â
âThen of course the fact that we live in a city full of superheroes. Nothing is more awe inspiring and humbling then seeing Ladybug save Paris. She is just so incredible. It is reassuring knowing that she is watching over Paris. She is really Miraculousâ Adrien slightly gushed before bringing it back. âThose are just some of the amazing people I know and know off, its easy to remember to stay humble when you are surrounded by wonderful people.â
The crowd awed at the cute statement. They were eating up his words.
âTalented indeed. You are quite the fan of Ladybug. If I remember correctly she has saved you a few time. Should Chat noir be worried if you have a crush on the spotted heroine?â Sonny teased.
The blond blushed, but didn't let himself get flustered.
âI am sure Chat noir wouldn't hold it against me. I am pretty sure everyone in Paris has a little crush on Ladybug.â Adrien deflected. âIt would be easier to make a list of people who didn't like Ladybug.â
The crowd clapped in agreement, Ladybug was a well respected hero and the Blond made an excellent point. Marinette smiled at the little display, the blond was able to easily handle everything the host was throwing at him. She also was a little happy to hear that Adrien was a fan.
âTruer words have never been spoken. Though speaking of the cat hero, he happens to be a handsome blond hero with a certain flare, are you actually chat noir?â Sonny prodded. âBecause that is a popular theory going around.
Adrien for a split second felt a tingle of fear in the back of his spine, but thankfully he knew the host was playing with him. Â So he laughed it off.
âSecrets out, Thats why I was cast to voice him in the movie.â Adrien remarked with a clearly joking tone.
The crowd laughed along with the blond.
âIf that were the case, my father would have a trademark on all of the Chat noir merchandise in Paris.â Adrien answered.
âI heard your father is pretty protective of your image. Is it true that people can't take any pictures of you without you or your fatherâs consent without being fined?â
âPictures are fine as long as they don't try to make merchandise of me or use it for financial gain like in magazines, media and tabloids. Thats when people get sued. Thats why there aren't that many paparazzi that hang out by the Agreste manor, they couldn't handle the lawsuits.â Adrien explained. âNot exactly easy to do, my father spent a fortune doing that, but considering the industry he was in, he more then made back his money.â
Marinette blinked.
That explained why he was never hounded at school by photographers. Though that didn't really stop the fans when that ad first came out.
âFascinating, Your father must be pretty protective over you?â
âIts his way of showing he cares.â Adrien answered. He managed to maintain a smile despite how irritated he was over how protective and controlling his father is.
âSo that means having permission to bring a guest to any of your events must be a hardsell.â Sonny continued prodding.
âHe is easing up a bit more ever since he said I could go to school. I can sometimes bring friends along to events, like fashions shows and photoshoots.â Adrien assured. âI was even able to bring a guest to this interview.â
Sonny nodded.
âOh, yes. I believe I bumped into her when you both showed up. I believe her name was Marinette. She was the designer you mentioned earlier.â Sonny smiled.
âThats right. Marinette is pretty great. I am glad she was able to come along.â Adrien responded.
Marinette smiling brightly at the comment, he was happy she was there.
Sonny smirked, she had found a way to kick this interview up a notch.
âHey can we get a view of Adrienâs cute guest? I remember her wearing this amazing outfit and I think the audience will love to meet her.â Â Sonny asked.
âWait I think she should have a say before...â Adrien tried to interject but sure enough the big screen revealed a camera showing up behind Marinette.
âSay hi sweetie, you are on the air.â Sonny called out.
The bluish-black haired designer turned around and noticed the camera. She nervously waved, unsure of what to do.
âH-hi sweetie.â Marinette parroted nervously. She wish she was better prepared for this. Granted it wasn't the first time a camera caught her off guard, she still remembers when the cameras following Jagged stone went into her room. That was a real nightmare, this might be a close second.
The crowd was cheering as they saw Marinette on the screen. One person in the audience yelling âDamn she cute!â but no one knew where.
âOh wow, she is cute.â Sonny commented. âI need to find out where she got that outfit, it is incredible.â
âShe made it herself. That is just one of her designs.â Adrien answered. âBut I think we should turn the camera off, I don't think she would like to be on camera without permission.â
âOf course.â Sonny motioned quickly and the screen stopped showing Marinette. âI guess we got a little over excited her on SaS. Thats what I call this little show.â
âAs I was saying. Marinette did design that outfit herself. She told me it was inspired by Chat noir and I must say it is very impressive.â Adrien veered the conversation back to avoid that awkward moment. He made a mental note to make sure Marinette was okay with being on camera like that and apologize if she wasn't. He had told her she would likely not be on camera, and this was counter to what he had said.
âWell I see why you are humbled by her talent. That design is to die for. Though are you worried that Chat noir might steal her away from you? She did base a design off of him.â Sonny poked.
Adrien felt a faint blush thinking about this.
âI am sure Chat noir would probably find himself falling for her if she wore that in front of him.â Adrien answered, more honestly then the audience knew.Â
âSo what is your relationship with this Marinette? Are you dating? Because I do remember rumors floating around about you running around Paris with a mystery girl? Omg is SHE that mystery girl?!â Sonny excitedly interrogated, causing the crows to lean forward and âOooooooohâ
âMarinette was one of the first people that helped me out when I first started class, though we didn't exactly get off on the right foot at first.â Adrien began.
âOh? Someone that didn't love you after first meeting you? I find that hard to believe.â Sonny replied.
The Designer was beet red from the previous questions and was now listening super closely. She was going to get to hear how Adrien thought of her.
âYou could almost say she hated me, but considering how she thought I put gum on her seat, I doubt anyone would have had a high opinion of me.â Adrien continued. â It didn't matter that I was a model or had a decent face...â
One person on the audience screamed âYour face is perfect!â which got a few claps. Adrien nodded in the direction mouthing a  âThanksâ before facing the camera again.
âIt was the first time I realized someone was treating me like a person, not just as a model or as some rich person that needed to be coddled. It made me want to change her mind, her opinion of me mattered. Because it was someone that was judging me for me, not my reputation, not my family, just me.â Adrien confessed.
Marinette remembered that moment in the rain outside of the school. It was the moment that she fell in love with him.
âI managed to clear the air with her and she was happy to move past it once she heard me out about the misunderstanding. After that, I started to get to know her.â Adrien smiled. âShe had become my first real friend even though it was a bit bumpy at first, she always seemed nervous around me, I thought it was because she was still on guard, but I realized that it was just her being Marinette, she always seemed nervous but never let it stop her from helping people. She is someone I admire and someone that I can say I am better for knowing.â Adrien finished.
The crowd was surprised by his answer. kind of silent by it.
Adrien realized he had more or less spilled out how he felt about her.Â
Crap... So much for keeping it calm and professional. I was so busy trying to not  to put a label on it that I ended up spilling my guts.Â
The audience started clapping. There was thunderous applause, they were moved by Adrienâs word.Â
At the edge of the stage, Marinette was crying happy tears.Â
He thinks of me like that.
The audienceâs applause seemed to die down and Sonny was able to speak up again.
âTruly beautiful wording. But that didn't really answer the question.â Sonny pointed out. She smiled as she noticed something on his cheek that was pointing away from the camera.
âSeems the make up crew missed a spot. There seems to be some lip gloss on your cheek there.â Sonny stated with glee. âAnd what a familiar shade it is.â
Adrien and Marinetteâs faceâs shared the same red blush and their thoughts were in sync.
OH FUCK!
âAnd we will find out more about that and answer some fan questions... When we come back!â Sonny answered as she closed out for commercial.
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âOh wow things are really getting interesting.â Nino commented to himself as he was watching Tv and the interview went into commercial. âGood on Marinette for making a move.â
He decided to support his friend by watching the interview, at first it was pretty dull, until Adrien started talking about him and their friends. Of course that host smelled blood in the water and she kept on attacking. He notices his phone buzz. It was a text from Alya.
âOpen the door asap!â
Oh crap! Did I forget something important! Think Nino, is today her birthday? No that is next month. Anniversary? No that was last month. What did I mess up?
Nino opened the door to see his rather furious Girlfriend at the door.
âHey Babe have you been watching Adrienâs interview? Things are really... is something wrong?â Nino asked cautiously.
âFirst, is anyone home aside from you?â Alya asked, talking with an eerie calm.
âAre you planning on Killing me?â Nino asked trying to pretend like he was joking.
âNot you, you are wonderful. Someone else.â Alya assured.
âOh, then yea. Its just me.â
âOkay good.â Alya smiled for a second before closing the door before letting her emotions out. âTHAT TWO FACED BITCH LIED TO OUR FACE!â
Nino was shocked. âWait who?â
âLila! She blatantly lied to our faces! She told us that she was sorry, that it was a simple error in judgment. That she was doing this to help Marinette and Adrien! It was all a load of crap! My Intuition was picking up on this but I ignored it because I didn't have proof. But now I have proof!â Alya raved.
âBabe, deep breaths. What proof?â Nino tried to ease.
âYou are gonna wanna sit down for this.â Alya stated. _______________________________________________________________________
Lila felt her fist tremble as she watched that interview. She was disgusted by his praise of Ladybug, how he kept so calm and collected, but then, then he started talking about Marinette. He was practically saying he worshiped the ground she walked on and then just to add insult to injury, that comment about Lip gloss.
The brunette wanted to scream, but her emotions seemed to cool when she noticed Adrienneâs reaction.
âWho is that bitch!?â Adrienne shouted as she shot up from the couch. âHow come she gets to get so close to Adrien!? How come he is practically singing her praises! Just because she is a designer? I designed all of these banners! I designed the Adriknight Logo!âÂ
âAdrienne... Please calm down, I don't think they are dating. He would have clarified it if they were.â Maggie tried to ease.
Lila felt her rage turn to sinister inspiration.
âOh Adrienne, I am really sorry to tell you this, but they are.â Lila spoke with a saddened tone.
The three other girls looked at Lila with wide eyes. As if saying âWhat have you doneâ
âWHAT!?! That can't be true. You are lying!â Adrienne cried out.
Lila walked over.
âThey started dating a few days ago, after they got matched up in Soulmate Searcher.â
Adrienne felt her knees wobble.
âThats not possible... I made an account, I would have showed up on his list if he had one.â Adrienne answered.
Lila pulled out her phone and showed her a photo, one that showed Adrienâs list.
âAdrien sent me this when he told me they started dating.â Lila lied as she let the girl look at the photo closely.
âAdrienne please don't listen to her. It is obviously a joke!â
âOh, I wish it was. Marinette is a nasty manipulative shrew that is only dating Adrien because she wants him to help launch her fashion career. The poor boy doesn't even realize it.â Lila spoke into Adrienneâs ear. Â âI am convinced she rigged it to get 100%, after all, no one else has ever gotten 100%. But poor naive Adrien was so trusting of the app that he just couldn't help but give it a chance.â
Tears began to stream down the club presidentâs cheeks.
âAdrien... but he .... but we...â Adrienne tried to articulate as she dropped Lilaâs phone. She ran into the bathroom and started sobbing.
The three other girls ran after their club president as Lila picked up her phone. She snagged an Adrien cupcake and took a bite out of it, before casually walking out of the room. Lila was going to make her way to the studio.
Enjoy your gift Hawkmoth. I need to go get that recording.
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A window opened letting the light into a dark room. A man in a grayish silver mask and a purple suit stood in a room filled with White butterflies.
âAh, obsession, The crazy sister of the emotion of Love. The tears and absolute anguish of a heartbroken fan who finds herself separated from the object of her affections. How tragic. It seems Miss Rossi has blessed me with a gift.â Hawkmoth monologued as he opened his hand allowing a white butterfly to land. He infused the white butterfly with his power turning it into an akuma
âGo my Akuma, find the source of that powerful negative emotion and evilize herâ The villain exclaimed as he sent out the akuma from his hand and let it fly into Paris.
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Adrienne wept on the floor of her bathroom as her friends tried to get her to come out. She was clutching her bag of homemade Adriknight pins as she cried.
âAdrien... you belong to all of us... not that evil witch...â She sniffled as she let her sorrow take hold. The akuma flew through the small bathroom window and possessed the bag. Adrienne sat up and her face now had a purple butterfly outline over her face.
âFandoom, I am Hawkmoth. Adrien is someone that can not be possessed by one individual, he deserves the praise and adoration of all of Paris. I am giving you the ability to expand your influence and power by recruiting more members for your cause. Show him that he deserves better. In exchange, you will deliver to me Ladybug and Chat noirâs Miraculous.â
The red head smiled darkly at the proposal. Adrien was not something that could belong to one person. If Adrien was taken away, then there would be no Adriknights, and then the club would dissolve. She couldn't let that happen!
âI accept Hawkmoth. I will show Adrien the love he deserves.â
Adrienne was covered in a purplish black mist transforming her into an akuma.
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Royal Romance - Book 2 - Fanfic - Part 4
Heather sat at her table in McDonalds staring at her phone after listening to Drakeâs message. Â She had wanted him to call, to come after her, to come with her. Â But now, she wasnât sure. Â Drake had family in Texas. Â If she told him who she really was, the princess of the Riley Oil dynasty, what would he think? Â Would he look at her the same way? Â He thought she was a simple girl from New York, a waitress, just a regular girl. But she wasnât, was she. Â
Everyone wondered how she could fit in with the royals so easily. Â She had been trained for years, attending functions with her parents at various galas, award ceremonies, and parties at her own house. Â She was one year short of her own debutante ball when her world came crashing down. Â Her parents died in a tragic car crash shortly after her 16th birthday. Who knew a deer could cause so much damage. Â
 Drake would see her as one of âthemâ.  One of the nobles he hated so much.  He would tell her she lied to him.  And in a way, she did.
To her credit, no one asked her about her past. They never asked where she came from, about her parents, anything. Â They were content with who she was now. Â They all saw her as a strong, independent woman who could handle any situation. Thatâs exactly what she needed to be now.
Looking at the phone one more time, she opens a text message to Drake.
HEATHER â What do you want, Drake? Â (send)
HEATHER - Well, weâll see what response I get.
Heather picks up her trash and throws it away, then leaves McDonalds to go back to her hotel room. Â
On the walk back to the hotel, she sees Liam still sitting on the bench in the park.
HEATHER â I canât believe Iâm even thinking this. I canât believe I still have feelings for him. Â Ugh, why does he have to be so sweet? Â I should hate him. Â But I donât.
Heather walks over to the park and to Liam.
HEATHER â Hey.
LIAM â Heather! Â I didnât think Iâd see you again. Â
HEATHER â Look, this is going to sound really weird, but consider this an experimentâŠfor research purposes.
LIAM â Ok? Â (an intrigued look appears on his face)
HEATHER â I donât want you to read anything into this. Like I said, itâs purely for research purposes.
LIAM â Of course.
HEATHER â Ok, so weâve never kissed, right?
LIAM â Correct. Â Although that is definitely a regret I have.
HEATHER â Um, well, for research purposes, I want to. Just once. Â For research.
LIAM â For research purposes. Â You know I would do anything for you. Â If this helps, I am happy to help.
Liam stands and takes a step toward Heather, slowly placing his hands on her waist. Â They lean toward each other, lips touching in a soft, gentle kiss. Â After a few seconds, they part, but only for a blink of an eye. Â They come together again, this time more heated. Â The passion in Liamâs kiss, the feel of his hands sliding around to the small of her back. Â Heatherâs knees go a little weak and she begins seeing sparks behind her closed eyelids. A minute later, they finally pull away from each other.
LIAM â Was that acceptable for your research? If not, I would be happy to continue.
HEATHER â IâŠuh, yeah, I think that was acceptable.
LIAM â Will I see you again before I have to leave for Shanghai tomorrow morning?
HEATHER â I donât know. Â I really need to be alone for a while.
LIAM â Whenever you are ready for some company, I am always here for you.
HEATHER â Thank you. Â Take care of yourself, ok?
LIAM â I will.
Heather walks away and heads back up to her hotel room.
HEATHER â Oh my God, Jackson.  Liam is a REALLY good kisser.  Oh wow.  Ok, did not see that coming.  I mean Drake is good too, but it always seemed a little forced at first with him. But with LiamâŠfireworks.  OkâŠI need to think.
Just then Heatherâs phone buzzes with a text from Drake.
DRAKEâS MESSAGE â I want to talk. Â Call me.
Heather â What do you think Jackson? Â Should I call him?
JACKSON â Aroof!
HEATHER â Ugh. Â Ok. Â (Dials Drakeâs number)
DRAKE â Riley!
HEATHER â Hey. Â By the way, you do know my name is Heather, right? Â Weâre not in the military. Â I donât normally go by my last name.
DRAKE â Huh?  OhâŠyeah.  I just, itâs just been my thing for a while now.  Kind of a habit.
HEATHER â I know. Â So, what did you want to talk about?
DRAKE â I, uh, wellâŠ
HEATHER â DrakeâŠlook, I donât want you to feel obligated to anything just because of the message I left you this morning.  I get it.  You donât feel the same way.  And maybe I read too much into things. Â
DRAKE â No, thatâs not it, well, not all of it.
HEATHER â Right. Â
DRAKE â RileyâŠHeatherâŠI know I havenât been great with the whole opening up thing.  Some walls are harder to take down than others.  I do care about you.  Iâm just really not used to letting people in.  And after this morning, it seems like the world is upside down.  I donât know how to handle that.
HEATHER â I think you need to decide how you want your life to be. Â Without the palace, without the drama, just you, like when you were in college. Â How does Drake Walker want his life to go? Â I know you donât like thinking about your future, but you should. Â Especially now.
DRAKE â You and my sister must be sharing the same brain today. Â She pretty much said the same thing. Â
HEATHER â Well, I think you should take her advice.
DRAKE â I just donât want you to think the last few months have been nothing for me.  Because theyâve been amazing, actually.  Youâre amazing.  I justâŠif we got together, what could I possibly offer you?  Iâm basically a homeless bum right now.  The only place I could possibly go would be to my momâs ranch in Texas.  And I donât know if you would even like being in the middle of nowhere, back in the States.
HEATHER â I donât know what I want to do right now, Drake. Â Look, I think we both should just take some time, think about things, where we want our lives to go, where we want to be. Â Just promise me youâll at least keep in touch, ok?
DRAKE â Of course I will. Â Weâll talk soon, ok?
HEATHER â Yeah, sure. Â Bye. Â (hangs up the phone)
HEATHER â Ugh, that could have gone a lot better. He still canât let go of those walls, that defense against everybody, even me. Â I need some serious third party help here. Â (Heather dials her friend, Danielâs, phone number)
DANIEL â Gurl!!! Â OMG where have you been? Â You disappear into thin air, then a few weeks later I see your picture in some foreign news feed, looking major hot by the way, and then some other pic with some dork rich guy. Â What gives?
HEATHER â Iâm sorry, I totally should have called you a long time ago. Â Itâs been crazy. Â That bachelor party you stuck me with? Â Yeah, the âbachelorâ was actually Prince Liam of Cordonia. Â Some little country in Europe. Â He had to find a wife, so they brought me there to join in on the whole fight for the Prince thing. Â Itâs been a major roller coaster since then.
DANIEL â Oh wow girl. Â Ok, so where are you now?
HEATHER â Paris.
DANIEL â Daaaaang!! Â Must be nice.
HEATHER â Itâs beautiful here, but the last couple months have been hell.
DANIEL â Oh, I am so sorry Heath. Â What can I do to help?
HEATHER â ActuallyâŠI need your advice.  Iâm going to send you two pics.  You tell me which one, just off looks, you would pick.  Then Iâll give you more scoop to pro/con this.
DANIEL â Ooooh, check out hot guys for you? Â Any time girl.
Heather forwards the pictures of Liam and Drake to Daniel.
DANIEL â Oh dayum!! Â I only get to pick one?
HEATHER â I know, right?
DANIEL â Ok, so whatâs going on? Â Why are we choosing only one hottie?
Heather describes what has happened over the past few months with Liam and Drake. Â All of the time she has spent with each of them, the betrayal from Liam, the closed off treatment from Drake, and the feelings she has for both of them.
DANIEL â Wow. Â I do not envy you at all. Â That is a rough decision.
HEATHER â Why do you think I called you? Â I need your help Daniel. Â Ugh, I am living The Bachelorette for real. Â Ok, so based on everything I told you, imagine youâre watching it on TV. Â Which one are you shouting at the screen for me to choose?
DANIEL â You know me so well. Â Ha ha ha.
HEATHER â Iâve watched enough seasons with you. Of course I know you.
DANIEL â Well, looks wise Drake is definitely hotter. And it sounds like you have some serious heat chemistry between you. Â But heâs majorly afraid of commitment. Â Liam, on the other hand, still hot, and sounds super sweet, romantic, the perfect TV fantasy prince. Â Major Prince Charming vibe.
HEATHER â Yeah, I know. Â But he lied to me. Â And not like a little lie like I donât like peas, but Iâll eat them anyway because you cooked them kinda thing, like major life altering lie.
DANIEL â Yeah, but you said heâs been looking for this guy in the picture with you, right? Â And he said the only reason he didnât tell you was to protect you from his father.
HEATHER â Yeah, I guess.
DANIEL â And which one of them came after you when you left this morning?
HEATHER â Liam.
DANIEL â And which one has been camped out in the park by your hotel all day?
HEATHER â Liam.
DANIEL â And which one called only to be cryptic extreme?
HEATHER â Drake.
DANIEL â If it were me, I know what decision I would make. Â And heâs probably still sitting right outside your window.
HEATHER â I hate when you make sense, you know that?
DANIEL â You wouldnât have called for my expert advice if it was going to be an easy decision. Â But, in your heart, you know who you want.
HEATHER â Youâre right. Â But how do I tell Drake? Â I mean, I told him I loved him on the message this morning. Â That he was the one I wanted.
DANIEL â I think after how heâs pushed you away and blown you off this whole time, he will understand. Â He may be hurt, but he pretty much did it to himself. Â Just be gentle with him, ok?
HEATHER â I will. Â Daniel, as always, you are the absolute best friend ever!!! Â Loves ya lots!!!
DANIEL â Loves ya too gurl!!! Â Donât wait so long between calls next time, ok?
HEATHER â I wonât. Â I promise.
DANIEL â And I better get an invite to the wedding!!
HEATHER â You will. Â Take care.
DANIEL â You too. Â Bye.
Heather hangs up the phone and goes to the windows overlooking the Eiffel Tower park. Â Just as Daniel predicted, Liam is still sitting on the bench, still scrolling through pictures on his phone. Â Even from this height and distance, she can see heâs crying.
HEATHER â Come on Jackson. Â Time to go for a walk.
JACKSON â Woof!
Heather heads downstairs and across the street to the parkâŠto Liam.
Liam hears Jacksonâs bark from the end of the block. He looks up and sees Heather walking toward him. Â He quickly wipes his eyes and smooths down his jacket.
LIAM â Hello again.  I wasnât sureâŠ
But before Liam can finish his sentence, Heather closes the distance between them and kisses him. Â Slow and gentle at first, but with progressing passion. Â He wraps his arms around her pulling her closer to him. Opening her mouth with his, running his tongue along hers. Â The rest of the world disappears around them, it is just the two of them together. Finally, reluctantly, they part.
LIAM â Wow.  That wasâŠthere are no words.  Let me guess, more research?
HEATHER â No. Â A decision.
LIAM â A decision?  I donât understand.  I thoughtâŠwait, youâre sayingâŠafter everything, you want to be with me?
HEATHER â Yes.  And donât make me regret it either.  If you EVER lie to me againâŠ
LIAM â Never. Â I swear to you. Â Every thought, every decision, everything will be the truth. Â I must say, though, I am a bit confused. Â Donât get me wrong, I am extremely happy. Â But, I thought you wanted Drake. Â That he was the one for you.
HEATHER â I like Drake, yes. Â And I thought it could work with him. Â But I want someone who is open with their feelings, their thoughts. Â Someone who is not ashamed to open up, to yell at the top of a building that Iâm the one they want. Â I donât think Drake could ever do that. Â Something would always hold him back.
LIAM â I am so sorry you have had to endure all of this. Â I will do everything in my power to show you how much I love you.
HEATHER â I know you will. Â Thatâs why Iâm here.
LIAM â You have excellent timing. Â I was actually getting ready to leave in a few minutes to go to the opera. Â I have been debating all day whether I actually wanted to go or not and just decided a few minutes ago that I would, just to take my mind off everything for a little while. Â I would love for you to join me.
HEATHER â I would like that, but I donât think Madeleine would be very happy if I was there.
LIAM â She wonât be there. Â Sheâs working on our travel arrangements to Shanghai tomorrow. Something came up with the plane or the hotel or something and she insisted on handling it herself. Â I will have a private box all to myself.
HEATHER â No Madeleine? Â Private box?
LIAM â Yes. Â A private box for us if youâll accompany me.
HEATHER â But I left all the gowns and formal wear on the train. Â
LIAM â I saw a boutique not far from here if you would like to pick something out. Â Iâd be more than happy to get you anything you want.
HEATHER â Looks like weâre going shopping then. OhâŠwhat about Jackson?  Just let me put him back in the room really quick.
LIAM â Of course.  And HeatherâŠ
HEATHER â Yes?
LIAM â Thank you.
HEATHER â For what?
LIAM â For believe in me.  For being here with me.  For being you.  I promise we will get through this.  I will continue my efforts to locate Tariq.  I want to do everything I can to help clear the scandal my father caused.  I want to be the one at the top of the building declaring my love for you to the world.  And I want to be able to break off this engagement to Madeleine as quickly as possible.  I want to be with youâŠonly you.
HEATHER â Weâll get it figured out. Â
LIAM â Yes, we will.  Together!  Oh, I just rememberedâŠShanghaiâŠyou are coming, arenât you?  I apologize.  What I meant to say is, would you please join me in Shanghai?  This may sound selfish, but I want to spend as much time with you as I possibly can.  And not to distract you or keep you from anything, but simply to be with you.  My father will be there.  We can find a way to confront him, get him to help us use his resources as well to locate Tariq.
HEATHER â I would love to go to Shanghai with you. We should get going if weâre going to the opera.
Heather gets Jackson back up to the hotel room. Hand in hand Liam and Heather stroll down the street to the boutique. Â Heather picks out a simple pink dress, changes, and they continue to the opera house and up to Liamâs private box.
This would tie back into the main story line with MC and Liam watching the opera together, or not watchingâŠwhichever version you choose.
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Hero Cafe
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The idea for this was sparked by a recent comment Dawn_on_Fire made on AO3 on the BAMF Marinette story "Snack Chat."
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Marinette looked over everything in the mini refrigerator while Tikki ran down the checklist.
"It looks like you've got everything set, Marinette," her kwami said brightly. "This is such a sweet idea. I'm proud of you for moving past your worries to make this happen."
She closed the door and stood up, gazing proudly at her balcony's new setup. Superhero work was exhausting and took a lot of reserves. A few months back, she'd started bringing a bag of end-of-day breads and pastries whenever she was on patrol or training with any of her teammates. While they'd all appreciated it, Chat Noir had actually gotten tearful in his gratitude. Her partner was far too thin. Sure, his black suit emphasized that, but she'd picked him up enough times to know that it wasn't an illusion. She'd heard enough to know that his home life was garbage, and while she couldn't ask, it was clear he wasn't getting enough to eat.
It had taken far too long to come up with a solution that didn't involve her going out every night to feed her kitty. Lycee had gotten intense and she was stretched too thin as it was; she couldn't afford to give up more sleep if she wanted to keep all her commitments and ensure Paris' safety.Â
Pitching the plan of creating a superhero rest stop to her parents was easier than she'd expected, though perhaps pointing out Chat Noir's dangerously underweight physique, and likening it to her friend Adrien's, was all it took. Her parents were feeders and caretakers; they couldn't abide underfed children.
"It was so nice of your parents to get you the mini-fridge and microwave," Tikki said. "You're not the only member of the family with great ideas!"
"We Dupain-Chengs are creative." She tickled the little red being's tummy. "And I'm sure it helps to have the literal embodiment of creation hanging around us."Â
Tikki shook her head. "I'm drawn to creativity, and I might boost it because we're so close all the time. But I can't make what isn't there."
Resting her hands on her hips, Marinette surveyed the finished project. It far exceeded her plans of a cooler and box of snacks, with boxes to sit on. She'd found a tiny table and two low profile chairs at a cafe that was changing out all of its patio furniture. She'd expanded her brightly colored awning to cover the entire patio, not just the corner where the food was kept. She'd added curtains on all sides that could be dropped for privacy or protection from the weather, though she expected they'd stay rolled up most of the time. For the nights when more than two heroes were out and about, she'd added a storage bench full of blankets.  Her fairy lights had been swapped out for a larger set.
Tikki swooped over to the pseudo-kitchenette and hung up the laminated page explaining all the features of the space. Then she darted over to circle the empty rings in the new ceiling. "Let's put up your sign. Then you'll be officially open for business."
"Business," Marinette snorted, but picked up the little sign she'd crafted. "This is a philanthropic activity. I don't get paid for it."
"True," Tikki agreed. "But you do get peace of mind."
Sighing happily, Marinette nodded. "Yeah. I do."
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"Where are we going?" Chat Noir asked as Ladybug led him over the rooftops.
"It's a surprise." She couldn't look at him right now; she was afraid her giddiness would give her away. She couldn't wait to see his reaction. They were nearly there. "You'll want to vary your approach trajectory in the future to prevent suspicion."
"So it's someplace we'll be going routinely, then?" he asked, and she could imagine him tapping his clawed index finger against his chin as he followed. "New roof for meeting or training?" he guessed.
"Nope. This is way cooler." She paused on a roof where she could see both her old college and the faint twinkling of her patio lights. She had her glee under control now, and could glance over at him. "I know we've saved and met a lot of civilians, but do you happen to remember Marinette?"
His smile practically lit up the night. "Marinette Dupain-Cheng? The amazing up-and-coming fashion designer and daughter of the folks who run my favorite patisserie? That Marinette?"
She nodded. She'd managed to stay out of akuma attacks as a civilian for the last two years, so she was frankly surprised he remembered her so clearly.
"She's amazing," he gushed. "She's so kind and brave, and she's as creative as you are. You should probably consider her as an option for a third string miraculous wielder. I bet she'd be fantastic."
She turned away so he wouldn't see the hot blush in her cheeks. Why did her partner's effusive praise please her so much? This was ridiculous! "Sounds like some kitty has a crush," she teased.
"Won't deny that for a moment," he said, completely unperturbed. "I think it's impossible to meet Marinette and not develop a crush."
"Really?" she asked, her voice squeaking in surprise at the confirmation.
"It's like a whole new law of physics," he said, rubbing his chin with one knuckle. "If you are capable of romantic or physical attraction, you will be attracted to Marinette."
"What?" Where had this come from? "Hyperbolic much?"
"Not at all," he insisted, utterly serious. "Every one of my friends who have ever come in contact with Marinette has gotten a crush on her."
He sounded so sincere, but his words didn't match up with her reality at all.
"So much concentrated energy and compassion," he continued with a sigh. "Definitely doesn't hurt that it comes in such an adorable package. She's deceptively strong, but so nurturing. I know she'd treat a sweetheart right."
She let out an undignified squawk and tripped off the edge of the building.Â
Chat was snickering when he caught up with her at the next rooftop over. "So shall I add you in the crushing on Marinette club?"
"Oooh, no." She shook her head. Dating herself? That'd be a trick.
He smirked. "Aaah yes. Denial. I remember that stage. You should just move on to acceptance. Then we can talk about how awesome she is when we're playing hot-or-not. Spoiler, she's hot."
"Are you dating her?" she asked, hoping to derail that trainwreck. "Because if you're not, it sounds like you want to."
"I wish." His amusement turned to wistfulness. "I don't dare get that close to her as my super self or my bland civilian self." He shook his head. "It wouldn't be safe for her."
"Wow," she whispered. "That's both really sad and amazingly wise all at the same time."
Chat Noir shrugged. "I've grown up a bit the last few years."
"I'd noticed," she pointed out with a grin.
"No, I mean mentally⊠emotionally." Another shrug. "I was kind of stunted when we met. But I've learned."
She patted his shoulder. "Well, we're heading to Marinette's," she said. "She's got snacks for us."
His eyes were wide, and a blush kissed his cheeks.
She swung herself over, landing just before him, so she could see his face as he looked around the renovated space.Â
"Marinette's Hero Cafe?" Chat Noir read the sign she'd hung up with Tikki as the final touch. His mouth was open a little in awe. He crossed into the kitchenette where a little chalkboard on top of the microwave declared stew the special of the evening. She'd worked with multi-colored chalks to draw designs like she'd seen in various cafes around the city. He reached out and ran a finger over the stack of dishes and peeked into the refrigerator, stocked with energy drinks, a pitcher of water, fruit, cheese, and the pot of leftovers.
After he'd read the laminated sheet and marveled over every last detail, he turned to her. "Did you already see this?" he asked.
Ladybug nodded. "She flagged me down and shared the idea with me when she was just starting work on it. It's⊠grown a lot from what she first envisioned." She shrugged. "It's probably a little over the top. What do you think?"
He beamed at her. "I love it." He glanced down at the skylight, but her room below was dark. "If she were home⊠or awake, I'd have to thank her profusely. Grandly.  In true Chat Noir style." He struck a pose, then dabbed.
"You're ridiculous," she said, snorting with laughter. "And while thanking her is fine, you really don't need to go over the top."
"ButâŠ" He waved around them at the remodeled space. "She made this for us. I know she used to use this space for brainstorming and designing."
"She still can," she pointed out.
"Yeah, but⊠I don't think she'll feel as free to do so now. Maybe during the day, but not at night." He rubbed at his chin. "I know what she's like. She's set this space aside for us, and I bet she doesn't even really think of it as hers anymore."
She stared at him, blinking in stunned silence. How did Chat Noir know Marinette so well?
"She'll want us to feel comfortable here without risks, so she'll probably take care of the space, and bring up the leftovers from dinner." He pointed at the refrigerator. "But she'll want to leave it for us."
"I hadn't thought of that." It wasn't true. She had thought of it, and felt the pros outweighed the cons. "Maybe she feels it's worth it? It's her way of thanking us for taking care of Paris."
Chat Noir lifted the glass cover off a platter of pastries to pluck out his current favorite, a croissant with just enough dark chocolate to make it feel decadent. "I may not be able to thank her tonight, but mark my words, I will rectify that in the future."
"There's no need to get all over the top and ridiculous about it," she cautioned.
"Pfft. I am Chat Noir," he announced. "Ridiculous is what I do."
She shook her head. "That's what I'm afraid of."
"And Marinette deserves an extra helping of my gratitude."
"Chaaaat," her tone was a warning.
"Think she'd accept payment in exotic fabrics?" he asked.
Ladybug stared at him, stunned for approximately the fifth time in the last hour. He knew her, Marinette her, well enough to know exactly what would appeal. She found her voice after a moment of heavy silence. "I think Plagg needs to add a tag to your collar."
His luminescent eyes blinked slowly in confusion.
"You are clearly Marinette's cat."
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Iâm replying to everyone whoâs sent me a message regarding the being nicer thing from yesterday under the cut because I donât want to be annoying by publishing so many asks. thank you, all of you â„
Honestly, I think itâs ridiculous that people are accusing you of sounding mean/rude etc. sometimes I think youâre still too nice to the rude anons and I feel like a lot of this is passive aggressive on their part. They come at you because they think youâre an âinsiderâ fan and theyâre jealous, and if you come back defensively, then they accuse you of being rude blah blah blah. If these people are making your experience on tumblr a negative one then just ignore those asks and enjoy yourself bb!Â
Hmm idk I mean it wouldnât cross my mind to go after someone because they know some things I donât? So they probably have a point somewhere in telling me I should be kinder, I know I can be short when I answers asks because I get so many and sometimes the same ones every other day so it gets a bit tiring...
hello! for sounding "nicer" i know when it comes to like texting friends and stuff. i always over use emojis and 'lol' bc i think when you don't it makes people (including myself) read it in a kind of boring/unimpressed tone in my head. LIKE HOW CAPS MAKES ME YELL IN MY HEAD LOL. (disclaimer: i'm a recent follower and find you nothing but nice. and you definitely don't owe any of us to go out of your way to type differently so you come across as 'nicer'. your english is fantastic!)
if I ever use lol then itâs because I find the thing extremely not funny and itâs ironic ahah I try to use emoji but when on my computer I canât really be bothered... Thank you very much for your message!
I donât think youâre rude, I think sometimes you get defensive because youâve been getting the same questions over and over again and you must get tired. And youâve talked about having insomnia so you must also be physically tired on top of mentally. Thatâs normal, weâre all humans. Donât worry about it.
Yeah itâs true, I do get defensive when Iâm more tired. Sometimes when I need to vent, I read my inbox outloud to a friend - the asks I donât publish I mean - and it helps but sometimes I donât have anyone next to me to do that with so I get cranky when I see people prying into the castâs lives, asking personal questions, things like that. Itâs hard to ignore when you read the same disturbing things every couple of days. Thank you â„
You're not annoying at all, on the contrary, you're the sweetest! It's just that I think people are frustrated that you know so much without sharing, and maybe also the fact that you continue to think you're a normal fan, even though you're clearly "in". I don't know, I'm trying to understand... I think it might be jealousy as well.
The thing is, I canât say for now how Iâve come to know some stuff because it would spoil way too much and I donât know if Iâll even be able to ever. Iâm not really âinâ, thatâs the thing. I am a normal fan, as normal as a fan whoâs lucky enough to live in Paris and who could go to a lot of events - and thatâs a couple hundreds of us. I donât know how much the international fandom is aware of that but David and Niels and the cast know hundreds of us by name just because we were lucky enough to meet them several times. Iâm not really more âinâ than those other people. Some from the cast have not a clue who I am at all and others only know my @ on instagram because I send them the pics. Iâm a bit closer to some for reasons I canât talk about. The team got a lot of complaints about everything always happening in Paris and some fans ending up being more priviledged than others. Iâm hoping there will be more events outside of Paris, maybe screenings or something in the future so it doesnât feel as ~Parisian elite~ as last year.
I think youâve always been receptive when people came to you with a different opinion and from what I saw, youâre always willing to learn. Some people are just too entitled and come barging in and thatâs when you raise you hackles. Itâs not really on you, itâs hard to be kind to everyone when people donât always deserve it.
Hmmm yeah, my friends have told me I have strong opinions and donât change my mind easily so... idk. I could maybe be more receptive, like you said, at times. I went from getting one ask every six months to dozens a day in a few weeks last year and it still blows my mind. I wasnât ready for that. There must be people who disagree with me in my followers. Idk. Something I need to think about. Thanks â„
bonsoir tumblr grandma! đ« in my humble opinion, you do not come off as rude. I just think sometimes people tend to read what they wanna read and make the worst out of it. Plus, the whole Even season is a really touchy subject because everyone would love one and when such announcements of possibles seasons happen, they can't help but be hopeful. So of course they don't like it when they're told it's not gonna happen. You're not rude, you're just saying things they don't want to hear. đ€·ââïž ily!
I know how much people must be upset to see their hopes crushed, I was disappointed too back when I first heard about it, and my hopes were not that high to begin with since David had said before Eliott wasnât considered as main. I get asks every week about Eliott being main, almost every gifset I make will have a tag about how whatever is clearly a reference to Eliott being main and Iâm just like... let it go. Or talk about it on your own posts. Iâm sad itâs not happening. Donât rub it in my face, you know? I didnât say anything for months and accepted it was the way it would be so I couldnât complain but then Henrik mentioned it to someone at HOS2 and I thought that finally those asks and comments would stop but they donât and itâs very tiring. Anyway, thank you as always!
I don't think you're rude and i don't know you irl it's just that some of your anons are creepy and acted so demanding like you owe us something and it pissed me off actually. Like those anon who asked something like you know this right? How you know abt this? Why you know the cast? It sounds so suspicious that you know them etc. these anons are so nosy like why so negative. Istg i thought they would interrogate you yesterday after you mentioned abt working with assa before skamfr.
Iâm gonna say something I havenât really shared in details before but itâs weighting on me. Some anons are really creepy, so I donât publish them. For exemple, somebody found my spotify recently and through it found my old Facebook. My friends have sent me screenshots of people following them on their instagram after being tagged in my stories and they are always Skam stans, even when my friends have never posted about anything Skam related. Someone once went digging into my personal life so far that they could have ruined the theme of season 5 in september if they had decided to make what they had found public instead of sending me an ask about it. That shit is not okay. I blew up about this once last year and somebody told me âwhy do you make it sounds like weâre creepy fans of yoursâ and well, because some stuff IS creepy. I understand being curious but I will never share anything about the personal lives of the cast or anything that could spoil the seasons so Iâd just like it if people stopped asking, you know? Thank you for reaching out â„
gaëlle you never even once came off as rude (i started following you in february-march when s3 was airing). you're always helpful and patient. it's obvious when ppl go to cons/projos/meet the cast they might unintentionally find out smth that's not public knowledge. and it's a good thing actually that you don't immediately run here to share bc maybe a cast member didn't mean to reveal smth etc. in any case you don't owe us any information and those who demand answers are the rude ones
Thank you, love. yeah Iâve lost counts of how many times theyâve accidentally spoiled something at cons or screenings or in the background of ig stories, especially in the beginning. They are more careful now and some even let slip fake spoilers to see if it will spread (and by some I mean Axel after his play when he stays to talk to fans lmao). The fans whoâve learned stuff that way are usually super protective of the show though so nothing really spreads and thatâs really nice to see - sorry Axel, jokeâs on you ahah
Hi GaĂ«lle! Just want to say that I followed you because you always sound soooo sweet and sincere when answering asks. Never thought you're rude, even sometimes I thought you could be ruder because the ask was rudeđ Anyway, just thought let you know my opinion on the last ask, have a good day!đ„°
Thank you darling. Iâm sure I must have been rude at some point, I donât think the anon from yesterday would have said that out of the blue, and Iâm very sorry that I donât realize it. Unless when people are REALLY rude then I allow myself to tell them to fuck off dfghjk
You donât know me but I saw you a lot at HOS2, I recognized you from your instagram. Every time I saw you, you were cuddling people, laughing, singing - I heard you sing with your friends and Maxence joining in, it was adorable! The cheers the cast let out when they saw you come up for the group pictures werenât fake. You have an aura around you that brightens the room. I really hope this isnât too weird of me to say. I donât think you could ever be unkind. You wouldnât have so many friends otherwise - I mean, it looked like you do - and the cast wouldnât have reacted like that upon seeing you. That alone convinced me you were a good person.
Oh my god I donât know what to say. This is very unexpected, why didnât you come say hi if you knew who I was? I wouldnât have minded at all! Thank you, I donât know what to say, really this is so kind. Have a lovely day. Thank you. thank you.
You're one of the nicest people I know, you're a literal bundle of love and sunshine (I'm not even kidding, really). And you're always so considerate about everybody when you're responding to asks that are asked NICELY... so really I don't know how you can come across as rude. And you deserve all the love đ
Merci @littlhedgehog love you so so much and Iâm so happy Skam brought us together. Itâs been way too long since I gave you a hug â„â„â„
and at 3 parts anon with advice who told me not to publish, thank you too, Iâll remember everything you said â„
#gaelle parle#im so damn overwhelmed by all this#every time i want to quit you're there being so kind and i don't know what to do with myself#nice people tag
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It's still technically Wednesday for me so looks like we got another close call update!
@dbhrarepairs Here's my submission for day 3, wrong blind date.
Both Convin and Elijah/Leo bc I shouldn't brainstorm when I'm tired.
If you would rather read on AO3, you can click here!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20611682Â
Again, I apologize, but I'm having serious troubles with getting the read more break in here if anyone has tips I'm willing to listen Google isn't helping.
EDIT: I FIGURED IT OUT. Well, really, I just went on my laptop bc mobile, for all its benefits for my schedule, is super confusing when it wants to be.
Usually, Nines is rather reliable. Always prepared, always punctual, always one step ahead of everyone else.Â
Just not this week. Finals week had, as always, was hellish for most students. Even Nines felt some of the end of the year panic. And by some, it was more along the lines of going into an over-studying craze.Â
One problem that accompanies what his close friends have dubbed The Dark Ages is that he takes on too many extra projects in a failing attempt to distract himself.Â
One such project is promising four very confused and stressed friends to set them up on blind dates. Four friends that, he decided, needed something new to distract from the stresses of life.Â
Friend number oneâGavin Reed, a police officer closing in on his second year out of police academyâwas the one who unintentionally gave Nines the idea to play matchmaker.Â
On a cold Friday evening, their weekly "chill day," Gavin was complaining about his coworkers, as usual.Â
"So, there's this new guy, a transfer from Dearborn, who is so fuckin' annoying. Dude spends his entire fucking break, I shit you not, to gush about his wife. Just got married. Who cares? Lotsa people get married, why should it be such a big deal? So I say to him, "Why don't you spend less time rambling on about the missus, and more time solving fucking crimes?" And the asshole has the gall to tell me that I'd change my mind if I could keep someone around for more than a week! What a dick right?"Â
While Nines loved spending time with Gavin, he made conversations interesting and he was honest, he got into moods and would, for lack of a better word, be a huge bitch about things he didn't agree with.Â
Nines shot a glance towards Gavin, taking in his position sprawled out on Nines' couch, one leg dangling off the edge, fiddling with his phone. "I suppose the only option would be to prove him wrong then. Show that you can 'keep someone around for more than a week' and rub it in his face, good ol' Gavin Reed style." He scowled, "But who would be this mystery date?"
Gavin looked up from his phone, shooting Nines a confused glance. "Well, I 'spose it could be one of those friends of yours. You've got like a million, it can't be that hard to find someone who'll like me. Even if I am kind of a dick!"
Nines hummed in confirmation, mentally creating a list of potential dates for Gavin. He had a lot of pros and cons lists to make.Â
Friend number twoâConnor Stern, a newer acquaintance of hisâwas the catalyst for the second half of what would eventually turn into Nines' biggest embarrassment.Â
Connor had been more forthright with his date searching. On one of their shopping trips, devised when they found out they both lived at the same apartment complex as well as frequently shopped at the same local grocery store, he had suddenly enquired as to whether or not Nines could find someone he could go on a date with.Â
"I suppose, since it's been so long that I've tried dating, that I should consider pursuing romantic relationships. Now that I am about to graduate from the academy, I have more time to do so. So you have anyone in mind whom you think I could form a serious connection with, whether it be more friendly or more romantic?"Â
At first, Nines was a little surprised. But he quickly overcame that because a wave of excitement washed over him. Since he began planning a blind date for Gavin three days prior, Nines had closely analyzed the personalities of all of his companions. In doing so, he had gotten closer to narrowing down who Gavin's date would be. To find Connor a potential date, all he would have to do is make minor adjustments to his list of complementary personality traits and hobbies.Â
He gave Connor a small smile in confirmation. "I think I can come up with a person or two."
After narrowing down his list of potentials for Connor, he had to ask friends if they would be available in the set few days Connor had confirmed he would be free.Â
Option one, a close friend and classmate, North Dufay, stated that she had to take over for a friend who was on vacation at the taekwondo studio she worked at.Â
Option two, local street artist Markus Manfred, was also unavailable. His father was accompanying him to an art gallery showing in Paris, where both artists would present new works.Â
That left one person. The third friend roped into Nines' disaster of a plan, Elijah Kamski, genius and programmer, and massive introvert. It had been at least three years, half of the time Nines has known him, since he had even attempted to socialize with anyone outside of his immediate friend group. Jumping from one project to the next, he had a habit of ignoring any of Nines' attempts at getting him to redirect his attention elsewhere and relax. Nines hoped that, by introducing him to someone new who would match his wit and appreciate his devotion to his goals, it would encourage him to pursue other minor hobbies and allow him to de-stress.Â
Connor, who was sarcastic and determined, seemed like a perfect match.Â
Finding Gavin a date took a little more thinking than it did for Connor; he had a less approachable personality. Grumpy and irritable, many of Nines' friends would be unable to withstand sharp jabs and brutal honesty long enough to get to see his protectiveness and ambition.Â
North might've been a good option, but she had prior engagements. Tina might've gotten along well with Gavin, but they had dated in high school and agreed that being friends was better for both of them. At first, Chloe seemed like she might be a good match, but she had recently come out as aromantic and asexual, so Nines ruled her out.Â
The only option left was the chaotic ball of energy that was Leo Manfred, Markus' half brother. When he was younger, Leo had been in a bad situation, but finding supportive friends and a good therapist that encouraged him to redirect his anger to something more productive had helped him find a purpose in life, create goals.Â
Now a full time student, well on his way to becoming a psychologist, he was likely to enjoy Gavin's sass and dorky jokes.Â
People paired up, all Nines had to do was organize the details of the dates. For Connor and Elijah, he decided that a less crowded, but not isolated cafĂ© just off of the main streets would be perfect. Or, was that where he had planned Gavin and Leo's date? No, he was mostly sure that he had made reservations for them at a local restaurant by Gavin and Tina's shared apartment. He didn't have time to worry about it at the moment; he had a final to study for.Â
Connor had the feeling that something was going to go wrong. Nines hadn't told him his date's name to prevent him from looking him up on social media platforms and form any opinions on him before their actual date. He was just told that his date was about average height, with dark hair, often wore glasses, and had horrible posture.Â
So of course, when someone matching that exact description walked through the door six and a half minutes after their scheduled meet up time, he hesitantly waved.Â
The man, indeed wearing glasses, seemed slightly out of breath. He hadn't seemed to try to dress up, dressed in a faded gray, long sleeved sweater and wrinkled blue jeans.Â
Flopping down into the chair across from Connor, his date sighed, stuck a hand out to shake, and blurted out "I'm so sorry I'm late! My roommate let my cat outside accidentally and I had to chase her down the street so that I could get her home and by the time I did, I had lime fifteen minutes max, and I still had to shower and stuff and then i realized that my dryer broke in the middle of this last load so most of my clothes are either soaked or horribly wrinkled and I couldn't find a shirt that made my eyes look really good and I forgot to put my contacts in and⊠yeah. I'm so fuckin' sorry, I wanted to try to impress you but I'm doing a kind of shit job at that huh?"Â
Connor blinked a few times, trying to absorb the story his date, who still had yet to introduce himself, threw at him. He tried to smile reassuringly, and shook the still outstretched hand. "Well that seems like a horrible afternoon. It's a pleasure to meet you, I'm Connor. You're also a friend of Nines' then I suppose?"Â
"Oh yeah! Yeah I am. Uh, I'm Gavin. It's nice to meet you." Gavin shifted in his seat. "Sorry again for being late. It really isn't normal for me, I swear."Â
"Well it happens every one in a while. It's sweet that you care about your cat so much that you would go out of your way to looking for her like that. What's her name, if you don't mind me asking?"
Gavin gasped and frantically pulled his phone out, unlocking it. "Her name is Dana and she's a menace! Look, she's so fluffy!" He shoved his phone at Connor, who takes in the fluffy black mass, staring up at him through the photo. Her bright green eyes reflect a tiny image of Gavin, holding his phone to take the photo and squinting in concentration. Cute.
Connor smiles. "Well, that is the most gorgeous menace I've ever seen. She looks so soft."Â
"Oh she is. If I don't brush her every day, she gets violent." Connor snorts. "Ha, yeah it's funnier when you're not on the receiving end of her tiny little dagger-teeth. I should probably stop gushing about my cat; you'll think I'm crazy soon! So, uh, how did Nines describe me? Because he described you as, and I quote, a kind of tall, dark haired twink with a nice smile."Â
Connor chuckled. "It seems like the stress is really getting to him if he could only describe me as a twink with a nice smile. He was a lot more bland when describing you. He said you're average height, with glasses and dark hair and a horrible posture. Which, I mean, at least he's been pretty accurate with his descriptions, even if they do seem rushed."Â
Humming in agreement, Gavin asked, "Hey, what do you do? You got a job or you studying or what?"Â
"Oh I'm currently in the police academy. I wanna be a lieutenant someday."Â
Gavin wiggled in his seat. "Oh shit, I'm a cop too! I escaped the academy two years ago."Â
"Really? Oh that's amazing! Maybe we'll get to work together on cases. It would be nice to have made a friend or something when I graduate from the academy. So what do you do now? What's it like, being a serious police officer like that?"
They continued chatting for the next two hours, occasionally buying each other snacks and drinks. Connor was hesitant to end the date, suggesting they walk to the park or go watch a movie.Â
They spent most of the afternoon together, before Gavin offered to walk Connor home. Standing on the sidewalk by the front doors, Gavin slowly took hold of Connor's hands and stood on his toes to kiss Connor's nose.Â
"I had a lot of fun, I'd love to see you again" Gavin murmured.Â
A blush crept up Connor's cheeks. "Well it's a good thing I'm free next Saturday, because I do too."Â
"Oh, well that's good." Gavin sighed. "I'm gonna hafta leave soon, or else Dana'll throw a fit. I'll see you Saturday okay? Is seven good? I got a half brother who can hook me up with some fancy reservations if you'd like."
Connor squeezed Gavin's hand before hesitantly letting go. "Sounds like a date. I can't wait. Goodbye Gavin."Â
"G'bye."
Elijah was hesitant to go on Nines' blind date. In a hurry, he only said that his date was a smart kid, a couple years younger than Elijah himself, with dark brown, curly hair.Â
He didn't want the guy to think too highly of him or else he might want to schedule another date, and Elijah didn't have time for that. So, he decided to show up "accidentally" almost half an hour late. Pushing the cafĂ© door open, his gaze immediately landed on a grumpy looking guy, maybe twenty-ish, who was slumped over his phone in a booth in the far back.Â
Shambling over to the grumpy kid, he asked "Are you Nines' friend? I'm here for the blind date."
Grumpy guy glanced up at him, grumbling a "Yeah that's me. You a little late there dude."
Slouching into the other side of the booth, Elijah quoted the excuse he planned out. "I'm sorry. My car wouldn't start, so I had to get a ride from a friend. Maybe I can buy you like a coffee or a sandwich to make up for it?"
"Well, you don't have to bribe me. If you're offering though, maybe a blueberry muffin and a caramel macchiato. And also a name?"Â
Elijah raised his eyebrows. This kid was more blunt than he was expecting. It was⊠nice. "Hmm I suppose that it makes sense to give you my name. Elijah." He paused. "Kamski." Some people knew who he was. It wasn't that surprising for a programmer as young as he is to catch the attention of mainstream media if they're successful, which he was.Â
"Leo. Manfred." Manfred, Manfred. Why did that name sound so familiar? "Are you gonna get my stuff or were you lying about that part?"Â
If he had wanted to make a better impression, he might've actually laughed at that. Instead, all he did was not and stand up, heading toward the counter. As he was walking, he glanced around the cafĂ©, observing a small family, a couple teenagers working on homework, and Gavin? On a date. Hmm. That's something to tease him about later.Â
Returning to the table, he expected Leo to still be on his phone, but instead he was casually observing him. Might as well pass the time by talking. That usually pushes people away pretty fast. "You have a job? Studying?"Â
Munching on his muffin, Leo hummed. "Mhm. Psychology." Maybe this kid is smart. "Don't worry though, I promise I only psychoanalyze on the second date." Oh. He's actually funny. Maybe this won't be as bad as he thought.Â
Elijah allowed himself to smile a little at that. "Well, well, well, looks like I have something to look forward to." Elijah what are you doing? Did you just insinuate that you would like to go on a second date with this guy?Â
Leo chuckles and sets his muffin back down on its plate. "Well you still gotta impress me first. Bribery doesn't work with everyone. If this were the second date, though, I'd have a hell of a lot to say about the lying and avoidance of revealing personal details. But, like I said, that'll have to wait 'til the second date."Â
Definitely smart. More smart-ass though. That was more appealing than Elijah was expecting it to be.Â
He sighed. "Well, since you caught me, I suppose I'll have to share something for the class. I'm a programmer. I'm currently working on developing AI tools that will recognise voices to activate or shut down household items, like a stove that shuts off to protect young children from lighting their homes on fire."
"That sounds pretty cool actually. Gotta babyproof the fancy smart-technology. I was expecting you to be something lame, like a very antisocial plumber or a dentist or something, but you're not that boring I guess."Â
This time Elijah couldn't stop himself from laughing. Maybe, just maybe, he'll let himself enjoy this date. "'Not that boring I guess' is a compliment of the highest caliber, coming from someone as attractive as you." Why not go full flirt, if he wants this to go well.Â
"Keep talking like that and I'll be swooning into your arms in no time. Seriously though, be careful, I'm starting to like you. That would be horrible, wouldn't it?" Leo raised an eyebrow.
Elijah smiled a little. "I guess it wouldn't be that bad. I think I'm starting to like you too." He snuck a piece of Leo's muffin, then hummed in delight. "That is a phenomenal muffin. You've just been hoarding it all for yourself over there? You are a cruel and unjust monster. Gimme more."
Snickering, Leo smacked Elijah's arm away from the plate. "Only nice dates who ask nicely get to share muffins."Â
Elijah sighed. "Well I suppose if it's for a muffin of this quality, it will be worth it. I would like some muffin."Â
Leo didn't budge.Â
"...Please?"Â
At this, Leo broke off a large chunk of the muffin and handed it to Elijah. "Well, since you asked so politely, I guess I'm required to give you some now. It's good date behavior. Gotta be good if I want ya to stick around I 'spose." He smirked. Then he glanced at his watch, a rather shiny silver. "Oh shit, I gotta go. I'm house-sitting for my half-brother and I gotta feed his birds."
Elijah hesitated in saying goodbye, even as Leo rushed to clean up. Suddenly standing, he blurted out, "Maybe we can schedule that second date?"Â
Leo paused, looking up at him. For a few seconds, Elijah thought he was going to decline the offer, but then he straightened his spine, smiled softly, and said, "Meet me at that Italian restaurant off of Main, next Tuesday? 6:30?"Â
"It's a date. I'll see you then. I'll accompany you to your car." The both of them walked side by side, just close enough that every once in a while, their knuckles would brush up against each other. Parting with a wave, Elijah started planning what he would do to show his thanks to Nines for forcing him to do this dumb blind date thing, because it seemed that it wasn't as dumb as he originally thought.
When Nines ran into Connor in the hallway, he had to see how the date went. "So, what did you think of Elijah?"
Connor froze, turned to look at Nines, brow furrowed, and asked, "Who the fuck is Elijah?" Uh oh.Â
#dbh#dbh rarepair day 3#dbh rarepair week#dbh connor#connor rk800#gavin reed#Convin#elijah kamski#leo manfred#leo x elijah#leo manfred x elijah kamski#eli n gav are half brothers#everybody's human
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â§ make sure you KISS your fist before you PUNCH me in the face â§
â Forgiveness is a war between the head and the heart and my body is a battleground. This is how it ends. I'm built of speed but nobody ever taught me how to back down. I wouldn't know how to outrun a war. â
BRIANNE TJU? No, thatâs actually VIVIENNEÂ âVIVâ CHANG from the NEXT GENERATION ERA. You know, the child of CHO CHANG and NICO TEJA? Only 21 years old, this GRYFFINDOR alumni works as an INDEPENDENT CURSEBREAKER and is sided with THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX. SHE identifies as a CIS WOMAN and is a HALFBLOOD who is known to be CRITICAL, ABRASIVE, and UNFORGIVING but also DAUNTLESS, UNSTOPPABLE, and QUICK-WITTED. â &&. ( JANE, NZT, SHE/HER, 22. )
hellooooo this is jane
vivâs pinterest is here!!! ( she also has a smaller section HERE in my general quantum leap board )Â
viv is mostly a chaotic competitive
this is the girl who decided to try in her classes bc some asshole annoyed her and she decided the appropriate response was to beat him at everything he loves so
anyway it worked out! she found the academic half of her nerdjock truth and ended up taking way too many fucking newts and owls
her history of magic project in sixth year was about how the founders are fake/fables (the real people still existed probs but certainly the names and traits make more sense as fables and anyway surnames didnât exist like that at the time and she has a lot of points and i bet someone tells her itâs a dumb idea so she devotes herself to it as her history of magic project) so get ready for her to tell u about that if she remotely values ur academic opinions/thoughts
tinyâą
like 4âČ11âł
maybe sheâs hit 5âČ0âł now that sheâs twenty one (good grief) but chances are no... also wouldnât make a difference anyway â- sheâd be an inch closer to some people and still over a foot shorter than her bf
she was a chaser for gryffindor from a young age, and until she was in sixth year, sheâd really intended on playing professionally and had been involved in the sport from her youth, playing in younger leagues and being part of professional youth teams during her hogwarts years. itâs something sheâs still v passionate about, but what it really comes down to is that when she was having her academic careers meeting in fifth year, she realised: there were other things she equally wanted to do with her life. before that moment, it had never really been framed that way, like there was anything else she cared enough about to do for the rest of her life, that there was anything else she was good enough to do, but after that meeting and during the months following, she really came to understand that while her notable speed and physicality would always be things she connected to, she truly loved history and academia, and the theory of magic (as well as the practical execution of curses / unravelling them), and something about combining those aspects with her determined and dauntless spirit set her on track for cursebreaking (independently â- we arenât here for destroying magics of antiquity and other cultures for capitalism n banks yâall)
donât fuck w her galsÂ
will break ur nose and not apologise
will help lily bury a body if need be
cho is younger child of weisheng chang, who was brother to jia chang, mother to marlene mckinnon â- marlene and cho were cousins, except marls died when cho was a baby, rip (jia was younger and had her children when she was young, whereas weisheng had them later in life, and cho was his younger child). seeing as jiaâs estrangement from their family was due to their parents and weisheng had no beef with her, they reconnected properly a few years before the mckinnons died (except now marlene is alive again, adult!choâs popped out of existence, and vivâs now got a teenage mother who doesnât know her and also her motherâs dead war hero of a cousin. itâs a Timeâą aight)
in fourth, year she once paid the quidditch commentator a galleon to call al âprefect potterâ during an entire game and her defence to her mother was âlisten he likes it and anyway itâs re-establishing his authority and reminding all the youths which one he is, as if they could forget a walking mountainâ
(she does call him prefect potter)
v ride or die
loves dogs and magical creatures, hates birds and cats
justâŠ. sheâs tiny but believe she will fling herself at u if need be
an aries!! god no wonder sheâs so competitive
SUUUUUPER into types of magic and magical knowledge like girl took way too many owls just bc sheâs so fascinated in the nature of magic and how it can be used and magic from other cultures bc of how magical linguistics work and it definitely fed into her becoming a cursebreaker
v loyal friend but also highkey has excellent side eye for when ur being a dumbass
loves sugar quills and chaos
tends to take her time on some issues bc logically she sees pros and cons from both sides but when she makes an Emotional Decisionâą on it, sheâll stand by it. until then, itâs mostly deliberating from a logical standpoint, which is prone to change with new info (things like joining the order tho are like⊠in her opinion, thereâs nothing to debate with that?? like, that was the obvious right choice, itâs not something less clear cut)
dropped herbology and astronomy so fuckin quick after fifth year â- she liked neville a lot, but herbology is just not her cup of tea
stans viktor krum so fuckin hard
she has wanted connections that i will Think About More And Post but i have to send my ass to sleep asap
[ parental death tw ] her mum raised her by herself at first and then reconnected with her dad but he died when viv was about ten [ end parental death tw ]
scottish (always lived in glasgow area)
âswearing in a scottish accent is patriotic, minervaâ
recalcitrant, reckless, harsh, impatient, unforgiving, highly critical, abrasive, sharp-tongued, blunt, not... super comforting
but also: loyal, ferocious, tough, determined, dauntless, quick-witted, unflinching, clever, dedicated, wry, perceptive, protective
currently dating al potter, timeline tbd (but recent-ish), lives w lily potter
travelled a bit/was in and out of the uk during her training but is Firmly Back Now other than any work trip she may have
re: time clash â- oof. ooooof. ok. well, not thrilled that her mother has, for all intents and purposes, disappeared. she realises that the cho currently around is literally her mother, but also she very much isnât, and itâs a weird situation. trying to be there for her though, and also marlene & other mckinnons who have popped up, though from what sheâs heard abt the mckinnon side of marleneâs family, sheâs not super inclined to be welcoming (touched on in marlsâ bio, but seeing as thatâs only linked in discord bc her intro is still drafted for now, tl;dr is that the mckinnon grandparents were racist, mostly in the like... âi voted for obama!! how can i be racist, even w all these microaggressions??â sorta way, though there were a few more Explicit Incidents). still, having her family around is weird, but itâs far, far from the worst of it all.
really interested in the actual logistics of the timeclash and is someone who is thinking abt the logical progressions that can occur from here, but also â- in line w being unforgiving, sheâs... in theory, she does agree with the idea that you canât punish someone for something they havenât done yet. but she looks at people like theodore nott & peter pettigrew & that just burns away, and all the theory and thoughts go out the fucking window and she wants to step on them and grind them to dust with her heel.
character parallels: holly short (artemis fowl), maya hart (gmw), elizabeth swann (potc), zoĂ« nightshade (pjo), leia organa (star wars), thalia grace (pjo), kat stratford (10 things i hate about you), patty (sheâs out of my league), xena (xena warrior princess), paris geller (gilmore girls), isabelle lightwood (the shadowhunter chronicles), hands holloway (accepted), drainpipe edwards (vinyl 2012), james rhodes (marvel), and apparently fuckinâ legolas greenleaf lmfaaaaaaao [ many of these r from charactour so... watch me add some as actual ones come to mind, probably ]
#quantum intro#i feel like i'm missing things but?? i want one intro up at least dfgjldjal#it was gonna be marlene's but i'll try finish hers after work tomorrow#maybe ronan's too but his is like... a fucking Lot#emotionally speaking#parental death tw
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Nathmarc month day 29: Fantasy AU
AO3 link:Â https://archiveofourown.org/works/16491026/chapters/39420499 Or, in my case, a vampire AU LMAO- hey, itâs fantasy right...? Oh man, this was nice to write. I had to stop it at some point though, because it was getting ridiculously long (again... stop giving me AUâs lol) PLUS, I wasnât sure if it would be appreciated, as in I chose to not write out... certain things. Youâll get what I mean. Anyways. Here ya go. c: @nathmarcnovember BY THE WAY! Iâm in Paris right now (Iâm from the Netherlands myself) for Y/CON and Iâll be cosplaying Marc with my girlfriend as Nathaniel! c: Which is super nice of course, but yeah, this is why day 30 will be delayed, probably. Iâll try to write it tomorrow (one day late), but weâll see!Â
The day Nathaniel arrived, it was grey and rainy. The sun was nowhere to be found, and it made the whole town look ominous and a little shady. It made him shiver. Although that could also have been caused by the cold of the early autumn that year.
Absently, he wondered why on earth he had chosen to attend college here again, instead of a normal big city where all his former classmates had gone to. But then he remembered that it was one of the most prestigious art schools in the country, and that it would definitely help him grow.
He probably just had bad timing; in the coming days the sky would surely clear up a bit. He should just stop being so prejudged and give the small town a chance.
***
It didnât clear up the next few days, and his first day of college it was even cloudier than the day he arrived, yet there was no rain. He was carrying an umbrella, staring at the trees already losing their leaves, they looked sad and lonely, and Nathaniel felt like capturing them in a drawing. He was imagining the way he could do that, maybe using charcoal pencils, or ink⊠when suddenly, he hit something hard with his shoulder and he quickly looked up into a pair of the brightest green eyes he had ever seen.
âAh, sorry!â he said, grabbing the umbrella he had just dropped. âI was lost in thoughtâŠâ
The boy in front of him seemed to be about the same age as him. He was just a little taller, and he had black hair tied in a messy ponytail. Nathaniel noticed he was wearing fingerless gloves and black nail polish. It contrasted strongly against his very pale skin. But it were the eyes that captured Nathanielâs attention. They were so intensely radiant that he found it hard to look away. As if they were enchanting him. Never before in his life had he seen such dazzling eyes.
âN-no, my bad,â the boy said, pulling Nathaniel out of his daze, he then noticed the other was awkwardly scratching his head, taking some papers he had apparently dropped on the ground.
Nathaniel quickly leaned down to help him. They were lined pages, scribbled full of words, and it was tempting to read, but Nathaniel quickly gave them back to him before he could.
âThank youâŠâ He smiled a bit, putting the papers back in the map he was carrying.
âAre you attending the art school here?â Nathaniel blurted out.
âOh, I am, yes, Iâm starting today. Iâm in creative writing. What about you?â
â2D and digital art,â Nathaniel said, smiling softly. âStarting today as well. I specialize in comic and cartoon style, actually, but I also do traditional art.â
âThatâs amazing,â Marc answered. âMaybe Iâll see you in the joined lessons some time, then.â
âJoined lessons?â
âYeah, they have those, making people in different art divisions cooperate with each other to make big projects.â
Nathaniel felt a wave of excitement run through his body as he heard those words. Especially since there were a lot of things he wasnât too good at, like script writing.
âThatâs amazingâŠâ
He looked at the other boy, then quickly reached out his hand to introduce himself. âIâm Nathaniel,â he smiled.
âAh, Iâm MarcâŠâ Marc took his hand, shaking it shortly before letting go, a hint of pink on his cheeks. âItâs nice to meet youâŠâ
***
Marcâs prediction happened sooner than Nathaniel expected, already during the first week he spotted him during a joined course.
Their eyes met for a second, and Nathaniel got lost within them, quickly pulling away when their teacher spoke.
Apparently, they were going to do a cooperation between creative writers and artists , and theyâd be allowed to choose their own end product, for example a picture book, a visual novel, or...
A comic book.
It had been Nathanielâs dream for ages to create a comic book, and he desperately hoped that this would finally become reality.
Marc appeared beside him only a  second after their teacher told them to find a partner, and Nathaniel almost tripped as he was still getting up.
The other boy grabbed his shoulder, and grinned a little sheepishly, a light blush on his cheeks. âDo you⊠erm⊠want to work together?â
***
That day, when Nathaniel walked towards his apartment, he didnât notice the dozens of lit up eyes watching him from a distance.
He didnât see it the next day either.
Or the next.
Or the following.
***
âNathanielâŠ?â Marc asked a few weeks later. They were in the final stage of the comic book they were working on. It was about a superhero named Ladybug, one that always inspired Nathaniel during his middle and high school years, when he still lived in Paris.
Heâd always wanted to create a comic about her, to honour her, and of course, to finally bundle all the story ideas he had about her.
Marc had happily agreed, and ever since, they had worked together perfectly, their skills complementing each other.
âYesâŠ?â he answered, looking up from the sketch of the final few pages he was working on. Marc was currently coloring the pages and filling in the speech bubbles.
âIâm just wondering, where in town do you liveâŠ?â
âOh, in the outskirts, near the forest,â he answered. âWhy do you ask? Wanna work at my place sometime?â
âAh, that, too⊠i-if you want to, that is!â Marcâs cheeks reddened a bit and Nathaniel found it cute. âBut thatâs not why I asked⊠Itâs because, well⊠I just want to tell you⊠to be careful walking home⊠and⊠donât go too lateâŠâ
Nathaniel furrowed his eyebrows. âWhyâs that?â
Marc averted his gaze, and an uncomfortable sense of foreboding settled itself in Nathanielâs stomach. The other boy was acting a bit strangely and it didnât suit him.
ââŠstrange things have been happening in town, lately⊠Have always been, actually, but⊠itâs back, kind ofâŠâ
That confused him even more. âI canât follow youâŠâ
Marc looked up, locking their gazes carefully. Nathaniel hold his breath, because Marcâs eyes were mesmerizing⊠so deep⊠soâŠ
âJ-just, be careful, okay?â
Nathaniel nodded, but he still didnât understand what the writer boy was talking about.
***
Two weeks later, he found out what Marc meant.
He was on his way home from a late lecture, walking through the quiet part of town, almost reaching his apartment, when a hooded figure jumped in front of him, his face hidden.
Nathanielâs heart stopped for a moment, and he took a step back, uneasiness tingling through his limbs.
The figure walked closer, slowly, and alarmed, he turned around, only to find an identical person on the other side, closing him in.
Another appeared.
And another.
And Nathaniel dropped his bag, his hands shaking.
What⊠what was happening�
What were they doing�
He had no money, no belongings, nothing!
What was it they wanted�
Absently, he thought of Marcâs words a few weeks ago, and wondered if this is what his writer friend had been warning him for.
Chewing on his lip, he let his eyes flash from the one person to the other, searching for a way to get out, but there was none.
He was a goner.
Done for.
He didnât know what was happening but-
He was trapped-
His heart was pounding painfully loud against his chest, and he thought for a moment that maybe, heâd die of that first before these strange hooded people could get to him.
Maybe that would be better.
Then, as one of them took another step closer, only a few feet away from him, he noticed their unnatural glowing purple eyes, and they made him think of Marcâs-
Before he could think anything more of it, the person moved too fast for Nathanielâs eyes to follow, and he breathed-
He was dead-
No doubt-
He was gonna-
Gonna die-
Lost and forgotten-
Forever-
But then, as he opened the eyes he didnât even remember closing, there was another figure in front of him suddenly, hissing at the other guys.
âGet away, this oneâs mine.â
Nathaniel blinked.
That voice-
âOh yeah? Do you have proof?â the purple-eyed one called. It was a male voice, and the owner of it had stepped away a bit.
âWeâre four against one, kid,â one of the others said.
Nathaniel moved a little closer to the figure that was apparently, for God knows whatever reason, protecting him.
Maybe it was a bad idea-
Maybe heâd be slaughtered by this one soon instead-
But-
There was no other option-
âOne, yes, one you cannot beat, you lowlifers. Do you have any idea what family Iâm from?â
âRhy, that oneâs from the Anciel family, we gotta be careful!â
Nathaniel furrowed his eyebrows, he had no idea what it meant, but the purple-eyed guy, who seemed to be the leader, took another step back and cursed under his breath.
âWell, youâre lucky today, asshole,â he growled. âBut donât think you can fool me. That one is not marked. So if you want to keep him, you better do that.â
The figure in front of Nathaniel didnât seem impressed. âGet away. Before you start to regret it.â
And they went.
Nathaniel breathed, falling to the ground, only now realizing how stressed he had been from the whole situation. Grabbing his bag, he just inhaled and exhaled, gathering his thoughts.
What-
What on earth-
âAre you⊠alright⊠Did they hurt youâŠ?â the voice belonging to the figure in front of them spoke. It was too familiar, tooâŠ
He turned around, and Nathanielâs eyes widened.
âMarcâŠâ
The boyâs eyes seemed to sadden for a moment as he took off the hoodie of his shirt, revealing his face. He reached out his hand and Nathaniel took it, without hesitating, getting up.
His hand was warm and his touch gentle yet firm, and somehow, Nathaniel wanted to cry a little bit, because he felt like he was safe.
Marc however, still looked saddened, and he didnât understand why.
âY-you saved me, thanksâŠâ
Marc shrugged. âA little, butâŠâ
âBut?â
His eyes flashed from left to right, and then he looked back at Nathaniel. ââŠIâll walk you home, okay? I-if you want to, I⊠can come in and⊠explainâŠâ
Nathaniel nodded, and they walked to his home in silence. He stayed close by Marcâs side, their shoulders almost touching.
***
Not much later, they were in his apartment, the both of them a warm cup of coffee in their hands. Nathaniel had finally been able to relax, but his mind was spinning with questions.
âSo⊠what did you want to explain to meâŠ?â he asked.
Marc took a sip of coffee, and then looked at him, his eyes very sad once again. Nathaniel preferred them happy, and shining with excitement.
âThose figures that cornered you⊠they were⊠vampiresâŠâ
Nathaniel frowned. âThey what?â
Marc looked him in the eye, dead-serious.
âVampires.â
He moved back a bit, because, really�
Was he really joking in a moment like this?
When he had been so afraid, so scared?
He was just⊠mocking him?
ââŠif this is your idea of a joke, I seriously misjudged you. Itâs not funny.â
Marcâs eyes widened. âIâm n-not joking. I just⊠This is why I didnât tell you everything when I warned you⊠You wouldnât believe me..â
For a moment, Nathaniel thought to himself. If, but only if vampires really existed, then the whole situation suddenly wouldnât be so strange anymore, right?
Because no money⊠no wealth⊠no thingsâŠ
There was literally no reason for the four figures to have attacked him.
Unless⊠they had wanted his blood.
Literally.
But yeah, vampires didnât exist so it was all total bullshit.
âThat oneâs from the Anciel family, we gotta be careful!â
The sentence one of the figures had said about Marc suddenly flashed through his mind, and he looked at Marc carefully, squinting his eyes.
âIf thatâs true⊠does that⊠mean⊠youâre a vampire as wellâŠ?â
Marc averted his eyes. And then slowly, very slowly, he nodded.
Nathaniel furrowed his eyebrows at first because-
It couldnât be true-
It was ridiculous.
Totally ridiculous.
But then he looked back at Marc, carefully, observing his expression.
It didnât change. He was trembling slightly, and his eyebrows were cast downwards, in a sad frown. He didnât meet his gaze.
No freaking way-
Nathaniel chewed on his lip.
âYou⊠You are⊠serious.â It sounded half like a question, half like an observation.
And Nathaniel stood up, taking a step back.
Because he had never seen Marc eating-
Or drinking-
Except his coffee just now-
And his skin was so pale.
His eyes so ridiculously bright.
Could it seriously beâŠ
He took another step back.
And Marc finally looked at him, standing up.
âIâm not lying. I swearâŠâ
Nathaniel stared.
His head spinning.
âShow me.â
âW-what?â
âY-your fangs.â
Nathaniel felt his cheeks heat up and he quickly averted his eyes, but then decided it was best to keep looking at him.
Marc was blinking.
For a while, he was silent, then he walked up to him.
Nathaniel wanted to get away, but at the same time, his mind was convincing him that Marc was probably joking because vampires were all one big legend, but he was also a little scared, but also he trusted Marc and-
He was a mess.
Marc, in turn, stopped walking when they were only inches away from each other, and he opened his mouth, a little awkwardly.
And Nathaniel saw.
He wasnât kidding.
âT-then⊠I never saw you eating becauseâŠâ
Marc closed his mouth. âBecause I donât need it. I donât need drinks as well.â
He nodded at the empty cup of coffee. âI can drink, or eat, but, I just donât taste anything. And itâs not⊠really enjoyable, but, well, I canâŠâ
âS-so⊠those⊠otherâŠâ Nathaniel frowned. ââŠother⊠vampires⊠they got away, becauseâŠ?â
Marc sighed. âBecause I belong to a pretty powerful family⊠Iâm a bit of an outsider there, but, well, I still carry their name, and they turned me, so⊠I can use it in situations like this.â
He scratched his head.
âThe problem is that it wonât help forever⊠In your caseâŠâ
âWhy is thatâŠ?â Nathaniel sat back down on his couch, and Marc carefully followed his example, and Nathaniel noticed he put a considerable amount of distance between them.
Was he⊠uncomfortable�
Nathaniel found that he himself, wasnât⊠so much. Because if all this was true, Marc was still Marc, and he was still his partner, still a great writer, and well⊠He saved his life⊠Especially if those other⊠people were vampires.
âBecause they probably noticed I was lying.â
âAbout⊠saying⊠I w-was⊠yoursâŠ?â Nathaniel felt a little hot suddenly, and he started fumbling with his hair to focus on something else.
âY-yeahâŠâ Marc said, his cheeks pink as well.
Maybe his room was just pretty warm, yeah, that was probably it.
âVampires⊠they can⊠well⊠kind of⊠Mark their⊠partners⊠As in⊠they can pretty much claim a human⊠or other vampires⊠as their own⊠Itâs a special process. When you undergo it, other vampires canât touch that particular person anymore. The only person who can drink that personâs blood is the vampire who marked them. I kind of⊠implied you were like that to me, but vampires can usually tell whether a person is marked or not. And youâre not, so⊠theyâll come back for you at some point.â
âWhy me?â
Marc looked at him, fumbling with his gloves a bit. ââŠyour blood smells⊠specialâŠâ
Nathaniel breathed.
âTo you, as well?â
âY-yeah. But donât worry, Iâm completely under control. I donât drink much blood. Only blood we have stored at home.â
But you still think my blood smells specialâŠ
âIâm not scared,â Nathaniel said. âYouâre Marc. No matter if youâre vampire or human.â
His eyes lighted up for a bit, and a small smile played around his lips. âT-thank you⊠That⊠means a lotâŠâ
Nathaniel smiled.
Marc then got up. âIâll get going⊠Just⊠Iâll walk you home from now on, okayâŠ? I⊠Itâs not that I think youâre weak or something, justâŠâ
âNo, itâs okay. Thank you. I understand. Thatâs⊠kind of you. Iâd appreciate that.â
Nathaniel couldnât imagine walking that dark road alone anymore, not when thirsty vampires could appear from every corner. Now that he knew⊠He shivered.
***
Starting the next day, Marc walked him home every day. Usually, heâd stay for a while, drinking a cup of coffee, because according to him, it was the one thing that could actually close to make him taste something.
Weeks passed, and Nathaniel started feeling guilty to make the other boy walk him home all the time, and something was gnawing his mind⊠stealing his thoughts.
One day, he finally found the courage to ask.
âMarcâŠ?â
âHm?â The other boy looked up from his notebook, he had been working on an assignment for class.
âI uh⊠you⊠erm⊠You are walking me home every day now, and⊠I appreciate it a whole lot, and I like your company, but⊠isnât it⊠a lot more convenientâŠâ he paused, taking a deep breath, and then shot out all the remaining words at once. ââŠifyoujustmarkme.â
Marc dropped his pen. âW-what?â
Nathaniel breathed, his head was burning, and he wondered vaguely if it was now as red as his hair. He looked at Marc carefully, but his eyes were so widened, so shocked, and his cheeks so red that Nathaniel felt even more embarrassed and he averted his gaze, chewing on his lip.
âWell⊠If you⊠mark⊠me⊠like you t-told me⊠then⊠you d-donât need to worry so much anymore⊠right?â
Marc inhaled deeply. âDo you have any idea what youâre asking?â
âYes? I mean? I guess? Probably?â Nathaniel blinked.
Marc picked up his pen again.
âNathaniel⊠If I⊠give you my mark, then⊠it wonât just mean you canât be preyed upon by other vampires anymore⊠It also means that⊠I will be unable to drink any other blood than yours⊠Meaning I⊠have to continue drinking your blood⊠because it will be the only one that will satisfy me⊠Until the mark disappears⊠Meaning⊠until you dieâŠâ
Nathanielâs head was spinning. âO-ohâŠâ
âSee? I canât do that. I canât hurt you like that,â Marc said softly, and he smiled a bit as he continued writing.
Nathaniel didnât answer, thinking hard.
But he didnât find an answer that day.
***
A week later, he did.
âMarc. Drink my blood.â
The poor writer boy choked on his coffee, almost spitting half of it out. Then, he looked at Nathaniel, his eyes big and shocked. âW-what?â
Nathaniel didnât know what words were anymore. He searched hard for them, opening his mouth, closing it again, and Marc waited until finally, he managed to blurt them out.
âThen I know what it feels like. So I can decide for myself if Iâd find it a bother if you⊠mark⊠meâŠâ
Marc inhaled.
âI-I n-never d-drank⊠s-someoneâs⊠blood⊠directlyâŠâ
âWell, then itâll be a first time for you as wellâŠ?â Nathaniel smiled a bit, embarrassed, his cheeks burning.
âN-no. I canât. I canât do it,â Marc said, getting up, grabbing his notebook and pen, but they fell on the ground as he awkwardly tried to gather them together.
Nathaniel tried reaching for it, to help him, but he clumsily scratched his hand across the table.
Cursing, he grabbed his trembling hand.
It was bleeding.
Carefully, he looked up to Marc.
His eyes were⊠glowing.
And as soon as their gazes met, he took multiple steps back.
Nathaniel chewed his lip.
Was heâŠ
Was itâŠ
His blood�
ââŠMarcâŠ?â
âI should leave.â
He was about to walk away, but Nathaniel realized that this would probably be the only time heâd get a chance like this.
Why thoughâŠ
Why on EarthâŠ
Did he want Marc toâŠ
ToâŠ
So desperately�
He didnât know.
Or maybe he did.
But he didnât want to acknowledge it.
It didnât matter-
He quickly moved towards the writer boy, standing between him and the door, locking their gazes.
âNathanielâŠâ
Marcâs eyes were trembling, and so were his hands.
Nathaniel hold out his hand. It was bleeding, a little bit, but there were still small drops of blood trailing down his arm.
He took a deep breath.
âJ-just try. Alright? I trust you.â
Marc groaned, grabbing his head. âDonât ask this of me⊠pleaseâŠ!â
âBut you want to, donât you?â
âYou have no idea-â
âYes! Because I donât know! If you just- Then Iâll know.â
Marc grabbed his hand, and Nathaniel breathed.
Slowly, very slowly, Marc pulled his hand closer, and he didnât look him in the eye as he licked the trail of blood from his arm.
Nathaniel shivered.
And he saw Marcâs eyes widening.
ââŠitâs⊠good?â he breathed, barely a whisper.
Marc let go of his arm, and locked their gazes.
âIt⊠it is⊠Which is why⊠I wonât do that againâŠâ
He left. Before Nathaniel had moved from his frozen state, unable to stop him.
***
Some months passed, and they never spoke of the incident again. Until one evening, Marc walked him home like always, and suddenly, the group of four vampires reappeared.
Nathanielâs heart sank, and he froze in his steps. Vaguely, he registered Marc moving in front of him protectively.
The purple-eyed vampire spoke first.
âSo, whatâs the deal, Anciel? This human, heâs not yours, is he?â
âThen why canât we have it?â another of them asked.
âYeah, itâs blood smells pretty good, and he lives alone, a perfect victim.â
âGet away,â Marc said.
âNot until you give me a clear answer.â The purple-eyed vampire took some steps closer to Marc, facing him. He was a little bit taller than him, and Nathanielâs heart was pounding loudly against his chest.
âI havenât marked him yet,â Marc answered.
A loud chuckle sounded, and unconsciously, Nathaniel moved a little closer to Marc, who in turn moved even more in front of him.
âIf you havenât marked him yet,â the purple-eyed vampire said. âHe is as much yours as he is ours. So you get away. Weâre four, youâre one. An Anciel or not, you canât win.â
âGet. Away,â Marc growled. And Nathaniel couldnât see his face, but the sound in his voice was enough. He waited, listening to the sound of his heartbeat, trying to concentrate on something else instead of the vampires surrounding them.
For a second, the leader of the vampires backed away. Just one step. And then he snorted.
âThen mark him. Right here.â
âYou know perfectly well that Iâm not going to do that in public,â Marc said. And Nathaniel absently wondered what the hell he meant by that. Was it that intimateâŠ? His heart started to pound a little faster, and he wasnât so sure anymore what exactly the cause of it was.
Marc took one step forward, in the direction of the purple-eyed vampire. Who took one back.
âIf you want to fight me, be my guest. But you know about the Ancielâs fighting techniques, do you not?â
Silence.
âThen you know you donât stand a chance. And you know four against one is not something you can be proud of.â
The purple-eyed vampire made a tch-sound, and then turned around.
âYou better make truth of your words, Anciel. You canât simply claim a human smelling that good without marking him. Iâll hunt him down and find him when youâre not around.â
They walked away.
And Nathaniel breathed.
***
When they arrived at home, Marc turned around, and looked him in the eye, shy at first, but then serious. And he took a step closer.
Nathaniel held his breath.
âNathaniel⊠I⊠I want t-to⊠make you⊠mineâŠâ
He released his breath. And his face was on fire.
âWow, that soundedâŠâ
âYou c-can take it in two different ways. I mean it in both,â Marc said, he was blushing.
âW-whatâŠ?â
âIâm⊠I⊠want to protect you⊠And⊠I promise to never hurt you⊠Iâll only drink your blood⊠when itâs absolutely necessary⊠In that way. But⊠this is also a confessionâŠâ
âC-confessionâŠ?â
âIâm in love with you,â Marc blurted out, and Nathanielâs heart soared.
His mind was spinning with what?! and but- and how- and since when- and that canât be true- and a whole lot more that he couldnât identify at all but-
Something within his chest felt like a fluttering ball of fluff, and it was soft and warm, and Nathaniel didnât dislike it.
Only his cheeks were uncomfortably warm and he probably looked like a freaking tomato-
How did talking work again?
âNathanielâŠ?â
Marc looked worried, and small, and his posture was insecure and his hands were trembling.
He was nervous-
He should give him an answer-
But how did he feel?
Nathaniel only knew that his heart felt a little lighter whenever Marc was around. That he was kind and talented, and a little shy, but that was more cute than annoying. That his eyes were mesmerizing and his hands were soft. That he didnât remember anymore what it felt like to be without him. That they were the perfect team they had ever dreamed of. And that he wouldnât mind Marc drinking his blood⊠at all. He didnât mind him being a vampire. Because he was Marc. And Marc was the only thing he needed.
âI-IâŠâ
âYou donât need to answer me immediately,â Marc said quickly. âI can still protect you the way Iâm doing it right now. Iâll fight when itâs necessary. Iâll win.â
âN-no itâs⊠Iâm feeling a bit⊠overwhelmed⊠But not in a bad wayâŠâ he carefully looked at him, and smiled. âI⊠I need some time to sort out my feelings, but⊠I like you a lot, Marc⊠I⊠think I might be in love with you⊠as wellâŠâ
Marc smiled, and his eyes softened. Better.
âOnce you have an answer⊠please tell meâŠâ
***
About two weeks later, Nathaniel told him he loved him.
He had never seen Marcâs face so red before. It was cute.
They were silent for a while, just sitting together, as Marc squeezed his hand. Eventually, Nathaniel had to be the one to point it out.
âYou should mark me, then.â
He felt Marc jump slightly next to him, and the writer boy turned to look at him.
âI guess I said that, huhâŠâ he scratched his head, smiling awkwardly.
âHow does it workâŠ?â
Suddenly, Marcâs hand was moving over his neck, his fingers soft and gentle.
Nathaniel found it hard to remember how to breathe.
âApparentlyâŠâ Marc said, his voice low. âI should bite you⊠right here⊠Suck your blood and⊠there should be some kind of bond between us⊠If there is⊠it should happen automatically⊠You probably wonât be able to tell, but I willâŠâ
Nathaniel nodded, breathing slowly.
âB-but firstâŠâ Marc said, he was avoiding his gaze, flashing his eyes from left to right nervously. âErm⊠c-can I⊠k-kiss youâŠ?â
âYes,â the small word was gone before Nathaniel realized, and Marc leaned in, slowly. He closed his eyes, and their lips touched. A little awkwardly, then again, gentle, soft, Nathanielâs head was spinning-
It was then that he knew he wanted to be with Marc forever. Everything fell into place.
And from that moment, their eternity started.
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6 and 8 please! đ
yesss, i adore you!!! <3
6. what books have you read in the last month?
considering iâm using this to combat boredom, iâll answer as if youâre asking a 31-day month from right now, rather than just listing january. Â :)
dec 15-31
iceman #8, by sina grace. Â why did this get cancelled?? Â we just donât know.
nightwing, vol. 3, by tim seeley. Â meh. Â these are going downhill fast for me. Â (psst, he canât really write women in this series apparently??)
the rose society, by marie lu. Â i am finishing this effing series this year, okay, i am. Â and the boys had better be gay together!
noumenon, by marina j. lostetter.  one of the arcs i picked up from comic con last year!  i actually loved it a lot, but space, science and psychology are a hodgepodge of my favorite things so⊠makes sense.
the couple next door, by shari lapena.  it was⊠hella quick?  i finished it in the car in two days between taking driving turns.  and i liked the ultimate villain but otherwise it was just kinda⊠there (and did not focus on the couple next door, like, at all so⊠what?).
dirk gentlyâs holistic detective agency, by douglas adams. Â it was no hitchhikerâs guide thatâs for sure but it had some epically great lines like: âi suspect that your problem,â he said, âis that you have too many paper clips up your nose.â
uprooted, by naomi novik.  OH MY GOD, I LOVED THIS ONE.  fantasyâs kind of hard for me and i really have to space that shit out as i cannot do a lot back to back because i get bogged down with all the different elements.  but, holy shit, this was amazing fantasy; i could read eight of these in a row.  the dragon is just sitting there going âoh no thank you,â to every potential adventure, because fuck it, iâm immortal and whatâre you gonna do, man?  i control the narrative âcause iâm gonna outlive ya, you bozo, and iâll just tell everyone i was heroic as balls after you die your horrible death so go do that.  so agnieszka is given more to do than basically any heroine ever because the guy who knows all the stuff is like: âiâll be in the library with tea today, please keep the screams of the nearest village to a dull roar.â (the dragon is my hero, okay.) and is trying to learn magic from this pomp and prissy wizard before she eventually comes up with, âyou know what, it works if i just sing the happy birthday song or forget half the word and make up my own, so, shove it.â  then she goes off, makes the universe significantly better and gets some dick.  itâs marvelous.
the wicked + the divine: christmas annual, by kieron gillen. Â i could just have more inanna and baal for the rest of eternity and it wouldnât be enough.
wonder woman, vol. 2, by greg rucka. Â greg is moving in the right direction. Â i liked this one better than volume one.
jan 1-16
endurance, by zaya feli. Â this series is steadily improving too. Â itâs not epic or anything but good. Â i hope the final book is a nice finish âcause iâm gonna chomp it up soon.
everything leads to you, by nina lacour. Â SO IâM STALKING NINA LACOUR NOW. Â i love her writing. Â and this book was so good, so weirdly nostalgic in a way and warm and kind and loving and free and insightful! Â LOVE IT.
behind closed doors, by b.a. paris. Â gah, iâve had this book forever. Â got it free as an arc and then never read it because i am an asshole. Â it was super well done (and the finish was so satisfying) but goooooosh is it hard for me to read that much helplessness and hopelessness or any book that relies on the reality that men will automatically be believed over women. Â itâs realistic, absolutely, but thatâs not the kind of realism i want in my fiction âcause, uh, not so relaxing, that.
this was not the plan, by cristina alger. Â this was so much cuter and sweeter than i expected it would be! Â i wish the ending had been more solid âcause then it wouldâve been a total fave. Â but caleb was absolutely adorable and charlie being torn between wanting to protect caleb from what kids/adults might say and do in regards to him wearing tutus and dresses and all the pink the world has on offer and wanting to embrace every single bit of that because thatâs his amazing kid read very real to me. Â zadie and moose were great side characters too.
john dies at the end, by david wong. Â meh. Â i mean, there were definitely parts that made me laugh out loud but itâs such a lowbrow (boyâs) humor book: meaning boobs and dick and fart jokes all over the place.
spider-man/deadpool #25, by robbie thompson.  HEY, HI, I MISS JOE KELLY.  like, sobbingly miss that guy.  he wanted the boys together possibly more than i do.  robbie thompsonâs arc kinda blows. (and seeing as marvel print went on a diversity-killing cancelling spree, not seeing any reason why i should continue supporting this.)
iceman #9, by sina grace. Â judah better be fine and thatâs all iâm gonna effinâ say about that.
the disciples, by steve niles. Â SPACE ZOMBIES.
limbo, by dan watters. Â DUDE, HOW GREAT WAS THIS?? Â neon, voodoo, 80s vibe, noir amnesiac detective, femme fatale singer whoâs actually a goddess of the underworld, a sidekick who communicates with the gods by making them mixtapes, dia de los muertos, a marachi band of assassins who use music to murder, and on and on and on. Â i wish it had ended differently but it gave me so much awesomeness first that i donât even care.
ufology, by james tynion iv. Â i wanted so much more aliens!
the friendship ruse, by georgia tell. Â the amount of obliviousness was totally unbelievable but give me a second book and iâll read the shit out of it (especially since so much was unanswered at the end of book one, come on!)
8. what is the first book you remember reading yourself?
iâm not sure which came first, either harry potter and the chamber of secrets or the picture of dorian gray. Â two of the most different books in existence, ahahha.
book meme.
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The length and length of the thin long layers enhance the jagged cut and edgy look and feel of the whole style over the dark ends to achieve cool and comfortable. Evan Rachel Wood's Six Tips for Styling Short Hair This funky style needs a small amount of product to tighten the ends and make the hair fly. Copper highlights pale suggestion is a recent study of the hair length of blonde Rachel Wood Evan. Evan maximizes the height of his super-short strands by combing his hair from the brow and back. You can copy her style by adding a volumetric product at home and combing back or teasing your hair behind the smooth front section. Evan Rachel Wood hairstyle Evan Rachel Wood was never afraid to make a bold move. Her most recent. make chopping off her long locks in favor of a short summer. Not only do fans cosplay as their favorite characters who seem. Super impressive but we also get updates on some of our favorite shows and movies. It couldn't be better if some of our fave celebrities show up for Comic Con and we get to see them rocking their best personal style. Pics of Evan Rachel Wood Pixie Evan Rachel Wood star of HBO's hit series Westworld will be at Comic Con this year, showing off her staying power on Strictly with her pixie haircut. The style belongs to true hair style classics. Currently pixies claim their prominent place in hair fashion. Soft steps give the haircut its characteristic shape. This type of cut gives the Fairies a particularly natural and feminine appearance. She made a prickly fairy cut at last night's HBO premiere, and we think the look really suits her. Evan Rachel Wood bob haircut Working with an edgy style like this, she featured delicate features and opted for a swipe of dark pink lipstick and eyeliner to further balance the feminine make-up. Now of course we're dying to find out if this has anything to do with his character on the show. 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FAKE HAIR DONâT CARE - The whatâs what of hair extensions
Come one, come all! Itâs the Camgirl Survival Dummies Guide to putting someone elseâs severed hair on your head and pretending itâs your own! I was asked by a few people recently to give advice on hair extensions (since I have some experience) and I decided to write up a big old post here for anyone who wants to take a peek at it.Â
The best person to talk to about hair extensions is, first and foremost, your stylist. Not all hair types work with extensions. Extensions can and do damage your natural hair, depending on the method you choose, and choosing to DIY any of these methods can cause damage, to your natural hair or to the extensions you buy. Extensions are expensive, and there is almost no way around that. Theyâre also a fucking pain in the ass, if Iâm being honest, but damn do I look and feel twelve thousand times cuter when Iâve got my great big bad hair on - so here are my tips and tricks to making the most out of using someone elseâs hair as your own.
GENERAL EXTENSION ADVICE
- Be gentle. Use a soft brush and work tangles from the bottom gently up toward the weft. Remember kiddies: the hair doesnât grow back after you rip it out, like it does on your own head. Each fucking strand probably costs you like five cents, so treat your extensions like the gold they truly are, and theyâll last you longer.
- Wash sparingly. If you use a non-permanent extension method, this is great, because you can just take them out when you shower, but if youâre using a permanent method ... dry shampoo now is your best friend. Do not scrub permanent extensions near the root/scalp. Donât blow dry or apply heat near the bonds/near the root/scalp. Use heat tools sparingly.Â
- OIL. Your natural hair produces natural oil, which is why your roots look healthy shiny and the ends of your hair look like a shitty split end desert. Your extensions canât produce oil for themselves, so youâll need to add oil for them. Always use heat protecting spray before styling your extensions, use a leave in conditioner when you do wash them (in the case of clip ins) or once in a while with your permanent extensions, and be sure to add an oil (like Moroccan or argan) to the length of your extensions to keep them looking natural.Â
- Medium length hair woes are usually what cause us to go get extensions, but are also subsequently the worst length of hair to try to hide using extensions. Search âhow to blend short hair with extensionsâ for tutorial ideas on how you can get your hair to look a little more convincing.Â
TYPES OF EXTENSIONSÂ
CLIP INS PROS: Cheaper, longer-lasting, DIY-able CONS: More time consuming, cheapest looking WORKS BEST ON: already long, relatively full hair AVERAGE YEARLY COST: $300ish
Ah, clip-ins. Everyone and their dog had a set at some point in high school, and they looked just as shitty as they felt: dry, thin, and very obviously not growing out of the tops of our own heads. Clip ins can look awful, and they can look pretty damn good - it just depends on how much work youâre willing to put in.
I wear clip ins for a few reasons. First, Iâm cheap and I like to do things myself, and clip ins let me experiment. I dye them myself, and (since they just ... clip ... in) I put them in and take them out whenever I want, so Iâm not paying a professional their professional rate to help me with them. Second, my hair is naturally quite oily, and I go to the gym 5 days a week, which means I wash my hair a lot, and thatâs not wise with more permanent types of extensions. Being able to put in clip-ins only when I want to works for my lifestyle, since I find myself not wanting full, crazy luxurious hair probably 75% of the time. Lastly, for the past year my hair has been a pastel colour, and for anyone with crazy colour hair, you know as well as I do that it fades fast. Being able to dye my natural hair and my extensions myself at my house was the cheapest and most reasonable method for me to have extensions that matched my hair.Â
My advice with clip ins is to do it properly: get a good set of extensions, and when you first receive them, go to a salon to have them coloured to match your hair and cut to blend with your style. Itâs good to go a little heavy in terms of weight (the fuller the better) because itâs easier to blend more hair than it is to try to blend a thinner set.
TAPE INS PROS: Mid-range price wise, absolutely beautiful, semi-DIY CONS: High maintenance, limited style options WORKS BEST ON: thin/fine hair, jaw length or longer AVERAGE YEARLY COST: $2500+
Long story short, tape in extensions fucking rock. They look amazing. They add length and volume without the clunky bulk at the root that clip ins cause, they blend seamlessly with your natural hair at most hair lengths, and theyâre relatively low hassle because once theyâre installed, they stay installed for 6 to 8 weeks. The hair can be used for up to 6 months (as long as you take good care of them), too, which means youâll get 3 or so installs on any given set of hair. Itâs also a relatively inexpensive method in terms of install price: my girl put them in for $100, and would remove them for $100 (putting fresh tapes on and the whole nine yards). I loved my tape ins. I really did.
The reasons I got them removed were cost and effort. Sure, they looked fucking fantastic, and when my full time job and only responsibility was to get cute and get on cam once a day, it was something that blended into my lifestyle pretty well. But now that Iâm a student with a gym routine, the whole diva hair thing is a lot lower down on my list of priorities, and styling all that hair every day takes time. The biggest bummer with tape ins is that you canât wear your hair up in a ponytail or a bun because of how the tapes lie. Not even that it would look bad (which it does) but itâs kind of painful if you try, in my opinion. I had to schedule hair appointments every 7 weeks like clockwork and that got expensive pretty quickly.Â
Letâs do the math: $200 every 1.5 months = $1600 in installation (not including colour, cut or tipping the stylist). The hair itself cost me between $400 and $600, which I had to do twice a year at minimum, so thatâs roughly another $1000 ... thatâs $2600+ per year, just in hair and install (again, not including colour and cut and tip, which is a whole other ballpark). They looked amazing, and I donât regret having them, but for me, it was a limited-timeframe sort of option.
I managed to cut costs somewhat, though. I found that I could remove the extensions myself at home using a tape extension remover I found online for cheap (which was more or less just a blend of coconut oil and rubbing alcohol), and I would usually dye my extensions and my hair from the same box dye at home, too - so when I went to the stylist, I was only asking her to install and cut to blend them. Still, tape in hair is expensive, and you run the risk of ruining them if you DIY. I know there are tons of YouTube tutorials on how to put in your own tape hair extensions but I tried like 40 fucking times and screwed them up each and every time, and so did my girlfriend who tried to help me with it, so ... yeah. Not really DIY-able all the way.Â
BEADED/SEW IN WEAVE PROS: Cheap, DIY if you have a patient friend CONS: Heavy, painful, hard on your natural hair WORKS BEST ON: Very thick, full/coarse hair AVERAGE YEARLY COST: $300+ DIY, $1000+ (???) professionalÂ
My best friend has a lionâs mane for hair: super full, crazy thick, super gorgeous. Unfortunately, she fried the living fuck out of it with bleach one day and lost almost all the length she had. Tape ins werenât an option because in order to have enough hair, sheâd have to buy like 4x what a regular person would put in, so the cost just didnât make sense. Clip ins were fine but she wanted to be able to go to sleep and wake up and still have long hair - so, I watched a couple tutorials on YouTube about beaded weaves, ordered a lil kit off amazon, and viola! We had our own weave salon up and running in my living room.
I donât have much advice on these, because it really was a pretty hodge-podge DIY sort of situation. We took clip-in extensions, clamped beads to her natural hair and then sewed the wefts to the little beads, which would take me 2 or 3 hours, and weâd do this once every 6 weeks or so. Itâs hard to explain and you definitely couldnât do it alone, but if youâre one of these people with short but super thick hair, it would do you good to look up this process and see if you could convince a friend to help you out.Â
KERATIN BONDED EXTENSIONS PROS: Very natural looking, super style-able, practically invisible CONS: expensive, time consuming, not DIY at all, hard on natural hair, one-time use hair only WORKS BEST ON: very fine/thinning hair AVERAGE YEARLY COST: ??? itâs expensive as fuck I just know that
Iâm pretty sure these are the extensions that Paris Hilton used to advertise. In summary, theyâre fucking expensive, but they look exactly like your own hair and they work amazingly for individuals with hair so fine/thinning that tape in extensions would show through. The installation requires really special, intensive training to pull off, so stylists who offer this service usually charge through the roof for it - and you can only use the hair once, since the hair is in tiny strands with tiny bits of keratin as adhesive, that they install using tiny tweezers or something like that. A friend of mine had these and absolutely loved them, but they were very expensive and very time consuming, not to mention very delicate: she had to be super easy on her hair, particularly as the bonds got older with age.Â
MICRO BEAD EXTENSIONS / âDream Catchersâ PROS: Super fucking nice. The nicest. The nicest ones you can get. CONS: Super fucking expensive. The most expensive. The most expensive ones you can get. WORKS BEST ON: Most average hair types - fine to regular to thick, but not thinnest/thickest AVERAGE YEARLY COSTS: probably kajillions. Iâve heard horror stories.
So these are the Rolls Royce of extensions, from what Iâve been told. They essentially combine the techniques of a beaded wave and the keratin bond to create thick individual strands that can add a ton of length in a super natural looking way. I wanted these pretty bad but just couldnât justify the price. I *think* they can be re-used, too, but Iâm not totally sure - Iâve never had them myself, nor do I know anyone well enough to have asked them if they just collect the strands of hair that fall out of their heads or if they throw them out. Itâs a weird, kinda personal thing to ask, if you think about it.
EXTENSION Q&A
Q: Where do I buy good hair extensions? A: I bought mine from a store in a mall (bad idea) and from my hair stylist (sort of good idea, sort of bad idea). Iâve heard tons of great things from online sellers like Bellami Hair, but I personally like to touch and see the hair Iâm spending hundreds of dollars on in person before I buy it. Call me old fashioned, I guess. My girlfriend bought her hair from Sallyâs (clip ins and beaded weave) and they looked great, too.Â
Q: What about Amazon? A: If itâs cheap, itâs going to look cheap. Extensions arenât cheap because theyâre an over the top luxury sort of item, so if youâre not willing to pay the price, I argue that itâs not worth it to do them at all. This is coming from someone who literally tried to DIY fix my own tattoo one time because I didnât want to pay someone to do it. I get it. Iâm cheap, too. But extensions donât work well cheaply done.
Q: Iâm not really good with styling my hair. Are hair extensions hard to make look good? A: Yeah, they are - but theyâre also an amazing way to force yourself to get good at styling. I sucked at styling my hair before I got tape ins. I didnât know how to curl or braid, no joke - and now I can do a whole bunch of stuff, because having extensions forced me to learn how to make them look good. They do require work. Itâs not like youâll wake up every day with movie star looking hair - youâll have enough hair to make into movie star hair, but you still have to actually style it to that point.Â
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12 Best Drugstore Dandruff Shampoo
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12 Best Drugstore Dandruff Shampoo


How annoying is it that you have to give up wearing your favorite blacks because of dandruff and flakes? Even worse is the itchiness that follows, making you feel like you havenât washed your hair in ages! Confidence is lost, the mood is ruined, and of course, you can no longer flaunt your tresses as you want.
Though there are several anti-dandruff shampoos out there, choosing the one that suits you best feels like a Herculean task. So, to make it easier for you, we have put together a list of the 12 best drugstore dandruff shampoos that will make your dandruff problems vanish miraculously!
Read on to know more.
12 Most Effective Drugstore Dandruff Shampoos
1. Maple Holistics Sage Special Formula Shampoo
Wipeout dandruff, the therapeutic way! Give your hair its natural bounce with the help of enriching oils blended in this shampoo. Staying true to its name, it is undoubtedly a holistic treatment for hair with the goodness of jojoba oil, Moroccan argan oil, and peach kernel. It eliminates excess oil, dirt, and dead skin cells from your scalp. And it doesnât stop here; it is rich in hair revitalizing ingredients that improve texture, repair split ends, and nourish hair from the root to tip.
Pros:
Gently cleanses scalp
It contains natural oils and minerals
Suitable for all types of hair from normal, curly to color-treated
Reduces itchiness, frizzy hair and split ends
Revitalizes natural shine and healthiness
Cons:
Not suitable for very dry hair
It has a strong fragrance
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2. Nizoral A-D Anti-Dandruff Shampoo
Hormones, diet, stress, etc. are a few of the reasons that can cause an onslaught of dandruff. But thereâs one ingredient that can keep dandruff off your head and shoulder, and that is Ketoconazole. This shampoo helps eliminate the bacteria causing dandruff while also controlling the itchiness and flakiness. It is effective, mild, and fast-acting, so you will see a change after the first few washes! Clinically proven to be one of the best anti-dandruff shampoos, it aids in making hair shinier and manageable.
Pros:
Contains Ketoconazole
Controls itchiness, scaling, and flakiness
Maintains a healthy and clean scalp
Recommended for severe dandruff
Cons:
It leaves hair dry, hence conditioner is recommended
It contains sulfate
Expensive
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3. Maple Holistics Tea Tree Special Formula Shampoo
When all else fails, tea tree oil always comes to the rescue. Whether you are battling dandruff, dryness, hair loss, or flaky scalp, pure tea tree oil is the best natural hair care tonic you can switch too. Add to this the goodness of argan oil and aloe vera in a shampoo, and you have the perfect remedy for dandruff! It cleanses the hair follicle and encourages healthy scalp and hair growth. Other than tea tree oil, it also contains rosemary and lavender oil that target head lice in natural and color-treated hair.
Pros:
Tackles severe dandruff, itchiness, and head lice
Alleviates dryness
Encourages hair growth
Suitable for natural or color-treated hair
Free from sulfates
Hypoallergenic
Cons:
Not suitable for dry hair
It has a strong fragrance
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4. Jason Dandruff Relief Treatment Shampoo
When you have dandruff, it is your scalp that requires treatment. Especially for severe conditions like scalp dermatitis and mild psoriasis, Jason Dandruff Relief Treatment Shampoo is a savior. Its powerful yet gentle formula cleanses the hair, soothes the scalp and eliminates dandruff. It also moisturizes the scalp with lavender, olive, and jojoba oil extracts. A mild and safe cleanser aiding in the recovery from severe dandruff and other scalp conditions, it is definitely worth a try!
Pros:
Ideal for scalp dermatitis and mild psoriasis
Eliminates dandruff, itchiness, flakes
Moisturises and adds volume to hair
Safe and gentle with natural healing ingredients
Cons:
Greasy
Scent can be overwhelming
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5. True + Real Therapeutic Plus Tar Gel Dandruff Shampoo
Is scalp itchiness giving you sleepless nights? Then you are probably using the wrong shampoo. Your scalp needs something gentle, nourishing, yet powerful to get rid of dandruff and dry skin. This True + Real Therapeutic Plus Tar Gel Dandruff Shampoo is infused with the goodness of tar, which reduces rapid cell production and chances of recurrence of dandruff as well. Ideal for those suffering from psoriasis and seborrheic dermatitis, give your scalp long-lasting relief with True + Real.
Pros:
Fast-acting and long-lasting relief from dandruff
Tar eliminates dandruff and prevents recurrence
Gentle and powerful cleanser
Cons:
Not recommended for those who are sensitive to strong smell
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6. Zincon Medicated Dandruff Shampoo
Not a lot of people know this, but zinc is exceptionally beneficial for hair. It helps repair brittle hair and controls hair loss. This shampoo is composed of Pyrithione Zinc, which is chemically known to control dandruff. Your hair feels clean, looks manageable, and full of life post usage. Super gentle and driven by the power of zinc, this shampoo is suitable for severe dandruff and seborrheic dermatitis.
Pros:
Controls dandruff
Makes hair manageable
Tackles severe dandruff conditions
Can be used as a regular shampoo
Cons:
It contains sulfate
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7. Neutrogena T/Gel Therapeutic Shampoo
Do you know what the best thing about this shampoo from Neutrogena is? It is the hair-reviving therapeutic formula! Adding to this, it also contains coal tar extract, which works like magic when it comes to hair repair. Together, they not only reduce dandruff accumulation but also minimize potential inflammation. Itchiness, dandruff, flaky scalp, all gone for good. Also, itâs so gentle that it can be used daily!
Pros:
Long-lasting relief from itchiness and dandruff
Coal tar extract works on hair post rinse
Gentle and dermatologist-recommended
Cons:
It has an overpowering scent
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8. RAUSCH Coltsfoot Anti-Dandruff Shampoo
Rausch Coltsfoot Anti-Dandruff Shampoo is an herbal, safe, and gentle cleanser with rapid dandruff-controlling ingredients. It is composed of an active complex of coltsfoot, burdock root extract, and piroctone olamine that tackle dandruff and provide long-lasting relief skin irritants. Leaving your hair cleaner and healthier for you to flaunt those gorgeous locks, this shampoo is an irresistible choice!
Pros:
Eliminates dandruff
Powered by high-quality natural ingredients
Free from silicones and parabens
Cons:
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9. MIZANI Scalp Care Anti-Dandruff Shampoo
Donât give up on your love for hairstyling; get rid of dandruff instead! Let your hair enjoy the benefits of Pyrithione Zinc, which is chemically-tested to control dandruff and reduces potential dandruff-related problems. It gently removes all the excess bacteria that causes itchiness, this cleanser is formulated to nourish and improve the health of your hair with peppermint oil and cucumber extract. With all that discomfort gone, you can style your hair the way you want it!
Pros:
Pyrithione Zinc formula to tackle dandruff problem
Peppermint oil and cucumber extract moisturizes the hair
Long-lasting relief from all discomfort
Cons:
Heavy on the wallet
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10. Leonor Greyl Paris Bain Traitant a La Propolis Gentle Anti-Dandruff Shampoo
If you are not a fan of too much lather, this gentle hair cleanser is the one for you! Made from all-natural ingredients, this shampoo is hailed as the Holy Grail owing to its super satisfying results. Alleviating scalp irritation and preventing dandruff, the cleanser also contains antiseptic properties that protect hair from potential scalp irritants.
Pros:
A gentle cleanser to get rid of scalp problems
Heals and soothes the scalp
No more flakiness and redness
Lathers well
Cons:
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11. Whamisa Organic Seeds Shampoo For Dry Scalp
Weak, dry, and lifeless hair needs extra care, extra moisture, and nourishment. And to prevent dandruff from making things worse for your hair, switch to this blessing from nature! Labeled as nirvana for dry scalp, its nourishing benefits are so effective that youâll notice the difference within a few washes. Made from organic ingredients, this brand promises an all-natural remedy to eliminate dandruff as well as leave your hair hydrated, smooth and shiny all day. Free from all harsh chemicals like paraben, silicon, etc., it is also fragrance-free and maintains a pH balance between 4.2-4.7.
Pros:
Improves overall health of the hair
Hydrates and moisturizes
Eradicates dandruff
An all-organic formula
Free from harsh chemicals
Cons:
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12. Garnier Fructis Clean & Fresh Anti-Dandruff Shampoo
Last but not least, this remarkable cleanser from Garnier Fructis is making users smile from eye to eye! Hair feels clean, smells wonderful, and dandruff is far far away from the scalp and shoulders. Formulated with essential vitamins, it recharges your hair and makes it look livelier than before. Preventing dandruff from recurring and maintaining a healthy scalp, it is suitable for all types of hair. Easily available in most of the drugstores, itâs one of the most convenient and super effective anti-dandruff shampoos out there.
Pros:
Revitalizes hair and scalp
Keeps dandruff off hair
Smells wonderful
Cons:
Not effective for severe dandruff conditions
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With that, we declare no more itching, no more flakes, no more dandruff! Your hair is your crown and you can flaunt it as you want it. With these 12 best drugstore dandruff shampoos guaranteeing healthier, shinier and clean hair, get ready to unbind those beautiful locks or run your hand through your hair âlike you just donât careâ. Happy hair days to you!
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NEW INTERVIEW & PHOTOSHOOT BY GQ
Robert Pattinson Is Alive Again
The Twilight heartthrob seemed damned to be a brooding ex-vampire forever. But then he drove a stake through his career and got to work resurrecting it.
So itâs settled, says Rob Pattinson, weâre going to do ayahuasca together! Ayahuasca is an Amazonian hallucinogen that people take to journey to the center of themselves, usually with a shaman, usually on a retreat, and it is a totally normal and valid way for us to spend one of our two days together, I completely agree. Yes, Rob, letâs do it. For the great big stunt of our GQ cover story, letâs take great big doses of ayahuasca. Letâs slide down the gooey tunnels of our ids until we Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Then I look it up. Thereâs a really long period of your trip where youâre just vomiting. But weâre up for some vomiting! Nobody here is a newborn babe who canât handle a little reverse peristalsis! We just met, after all, and what better way to get to know each other than a little kayak into each otherâs insides? Me and Rob Pattinson! Vomiting up a storm! What a story! Butâbutâmaybe all that vomiting would make it hard to talk? Maybe it would change our psyches irreparably and return us to our loved ones forever altered? It might, right? Back to the drawing board. But you know what they say: There are no wrong ideas in a brainstorm.
So itâs settled, says Rob Pattinson, weâre going to swim with sharks! No oneâs done that, right? The best way we can get close to some edge of existence, he thinks, is to swim with sharks, daring them to eat us. I suggest that maybe ayahuasca brings us to the edge of existence, too? And wouldnât it be hard for me to write this if one of us (me) got eaten by one of those sharks? Sure, sure, he gets it. Anyway, he says, âIâm afraid something will happen that makes me look like a pussy.â Which is fair, and so weâre not going to do it. So itâs settled, says Rob Pattinson, weâre going to a Russian spa in West Hollywood! Sure! Letâs sit together in a spa, me in my bathing suit and you, Rob Pattinson, in yours, and you can talk about your workout regimen, and I can tell you about the care and maintenance of my C-section scars! Both of them! Argh, but a friend told him heâd seen Justin Bieber there, and Pattinson was like, no way, he will not be Bieber-derivative, which I support. (And usually spas are gender-separated?)
So itâs settled, says Rob Pattinson, heâs gonna come to me! Yes, he wants to infiltrate my suburban life. Howâs that for turning this whole thing on its head? Heâll come to where I have coffee every day, at the Able Baker, and weâll have a latte and a cookie, then haul over to do camp pickup with the kids. Yes! Me and Rob Pattinson! In New Jersey! Yes, come on over, Rob. The kids get picked up at 3:50! Bring a snack or the younger one will bitch you out for hours! Shoot, no, he has to go to Paris to get photographed for his Dior campaign in two days, so that wonât work with my deadline.
Pattinson, bless him, brings an unfiltered, uncut fire to each idea. Me, I am getting whiplash from nodding vigorously as I consider them. I am excited just to bear witness to his enthusiasm for all the ways you could eat the world. But I am also inspired by him. He really wants us to walk out of here with an amazing plan. Here, incidentally, is a very quiet, virtually unknown cafĂ© that he likes, just a few blocks from his house in some part of some part of Los Angeles. He asks that I donât print where this is, since he comes here a lot, mostly because of the [privacy feature]. He sits here every day, same table, eating the same [house special scramble], hold the [thing that makes the scramble delicious], and he never sees anyone here, and heâd like to keep it that way. Sure, I say. Suddenly, his eyes are a fever. He knows what weâre going to do. âLetâs get fecal-matter transplants,â he says. This is roughly his ninth suggestion (Iâve spared you some) for how we might spend our time together, but itâs number one in experimental procedures that are not yet fully FDA-approved. Heâs been reading about itâhe reads about everything, from stories about psychology to linguistics to fecal matterâand he cannot stop thinking about the possibilities. âIt works,â he insists. âYou can have an athleteâs shit put inside you and then youâre an athlete afterwards.â Imagine that! An athleteâs shit! Turning you into an athlete! Itâs real! It might be real. Itâs probably not real. But heâs just read about a woman with chronic fatigue who did a DIY fecal transplant and now she is totally fine. In fact, someone Pattinson knows did it; he spoke to that someone just yesterday, and that someoneâs life has changed materially as a resultâhe canât tell me who it is, because that someone is someone, but my God, we need to do this. So hereâs the deal: Weâre going to transplant each otherâs fecal matter! I will become more like Rob; Rob will become more like me. No oneâs ever done that before, right?
I look up from my notebook and blink. He is rubbing the fine layer of stubble resting luckily on his jawline, which you could hang your dry cleaning on. We sit back and consider. You know, if this is too hard, we could just come here again, I say. Maybe we could just not do anything and just come here. He shakes his head. That wonât do. No, weâre going to do something. He stares at the iced coffee he ordered. He used to drink âa millionâ cups a day, but lately, since he turned 31, he finds that itâs making him crazy. âYeah,â he says, âif I have a little bit too much, Iâll suddenly think the trapdoor in the bottom of my life is falling.â Plus, too much coffee is like truth serum for him (hey, what if we did truth serum?), but he still loves coffee. So far heâs had maybe one and a half fingers of a regular-size cup. He puts his fist up to his heart. âI already feel like I had a speedball.â He lets out a kind of cackling laugh after he says thisâhead back, launching upwardâbut it comes out almost like a moon-howl. He laughs like this after almost everything he says, which is an intense way to communicate. When he talks, he tugs on the chest hair near his clavicle so that the bits of skin attached to each follicle pull up and form a miniature mountain range. We sit perpendicular to each other, and he keeps on his Helmut Lang sunglasses. Sometimes he looks at me, but mostly he looks at his scramble and at his dog, Solo, whom he has brought alongâhe shares the dog with his romantic partner, the experimental British musician FKA Twigsâand who has a Mohawk. "I can commit so wholeheartedly because I think itâs so stressful being in a thing where youâre just constantly second-guessing everything all the time.â Okay, so a fecal transplant. Check. A doctor will creep his (or her!) way into our colons and replace our poop with each otherâs poop. Why not? What do we have to risk, other than infection and death?
So itâs settled, I say. I am game for it. I was game for all the others, too, because this is exciting for me, for someone to be as into this as much as I am. Maybe he wants to do something heâs never done before, or see something heâs never seen before, or be someone heâs never been before. It seems like this is the only criterion for how he wants to spend our time, just as it seems to be the only common denominator among the movies he chooses to make now: It has to be something new. It has to deliver a real connection. It has to teach him something about himself and test him. His new movieâhis first starring role in years, made by a pair of gifted young brothers named Ben and Josh Safdieâis definitely a test. Itâs called Good Time, and it is a locomotive that will grab you by the chest hairs near your clavicle for 100 minutes; Pattinson classifies it as the âpanic genre.â He plays a desperate low-level con artist in Queens trying to protect his little brother after a bank robbery gone wrong. Without giving too much away, letâs just say itâs intoxicating to watch someone never slow down over the course of 24 hours and not once in that time make a good decision. Yes, the new Rob Pattinson is defined by his willingness to go berserk or go home. But maybe itâs just on-screen. Already Pattinson is reconsidering the fecal matter. Fecal transplants probably arenât something that can be arranged in a day, even when youâre Rob Pattinson. Probably you need a diagnosis code or something. They probably arenât as easily accessible as a colonic, and at this point who hasnât done a colonic with a journalist? Anyway, he adds, maybe with some menace, âif we did a swap, I donât know if youâd be able to handle my shit.â As we continue to discuss ideas for our big something, I bat away my thought about what these ideas also have in common, which is that they all render me incapacitated, unable to ask him any questions, and him unable to answer any. Weâd be in different rooms, or on a hallucinogen, or in the belly of a shark, or in surgery, for Chrissake. But no, it couldnât be that. It has to be this: That after years of playing dead, Rob Pattinson feels alive again. Yes, that has to be it.
He spent his formative acting years suspended in Twilight, playing a vampire who mostly just stood there, broodingâan inert emo-reactor to his cis-mortal heroine, played by Kristen Stewart. If youâve never heard of it, because you were in an underground prison with no access to the outside world, or even other prisoners, a brief recap: Itâs about two co-dependent teenagers (one of whom has been a teenager for 100 years) in a super-toxic relationship that unfolds over five movies in the small town of Forks. The blood of this lonely, virginal teenage girl gives off a scent that is like heroin to this teenage vampire who lives there, meaning he wants to eat her but also that he wants to love her. By the end of the third movie, they still havenât slept together. Finally, in movie four, the two have sex, which they feared might kill her. But she then immediately becomes pregnant, and that actually does kill her. What is the opposite of subtext? Did I mention the town where this takes place is called Forks? âWhen I find someone who I have an instinct about, I find it quite easy to completely give myself to that person.â When the cameras stopped rolling, Pattinson was surrounded by oceans of admirers who made his world small and paranoid. So you can maybe understand why, freed up by all of those coffins full of Twilight residuals, Pattinson is now doing what heâs always wanted to do: making movies that are relentless and dark and kinetic and subversive. He couldâve gone a lot of different ways after Twilight; the world loves a pallid British super-villain. But it wouldâve been more standing still: the CGI, the green screens, the waiting around in his trailer. Plus, he says, âI think you have to have a specific type of confidence to be in those movies.â He was confident he didnât. He couldnât just stand there and be defiant, the way villains do. He couldnât stay on one note and mean it.
Instead, he plunged himself into a series of gritty art-house movies, which, of course, is a strategy favored by just about every teen idol trying to go legit. But this is different in that he doesnât appear to be picking these projects with a calculated eye toward prestige, or even edge. His recent films are unified primarily by the fact that they feature directors who are great and mostly unheralded, and characters who are a little scary to play. Hardly anyone saw any of these movies, and he says he never expected them to. The point wasnât for people to see the movies. And so far, heâs been right nearly every time. So far, it appears that Rob Pattinson has killer taste. Cosmopolis, his first post-Twilight movie, gave him the chance to work with his lifelong hero and favorite director, David Cronenberg, and to try his hand at (a very dark sort of) comedy. His character, a nihilist finance bro in the age of Occupy Wall Street, sits in the back of a limo for the duration of the film. He loved Cronenberg. He loved working for his hero. But still, there wasnât a lot of movement. Edward Cullenâs most notable attribute, besides his looksâpowdered face, strong lip, clenched jaw, which would slice through his hand if he rested it thereâwas his stillness. After that, he wanted some motion. He wanted to floor it. He started noticing how supporting roles got to be wilder and more eccentric, how they werenât subject to the stolid requirements of a leading man, so he went and did a bunch of thoseâ The Rover, Queen of the Desert, The Lost City of Z âmuch smaller films that allowed him to move, tinker, alter his appearance. You could watch The Rover, a brutal Australian-made post-apocalyptic heist-revenge tale, without realizing until the credits roll that youâve been watching Rob Pattinson the whole time. âYeah?â he asks happily when I say this to him. He loves that. Hearing that is the best thing he could hear. Next up: a project with the visually sumptuous French filmmaker Claire Denis, someone heâs been wanting to work with forever. âItâs a lot about sexual fantasy,â he tells me, âand how your past intermingles, and this thing about kind of having your semen stolen from you in a spaceship and like forcibly impregnating people.â Look for it in theaters soon!
Pattinson came across the Safdie brothers in his endless reading. What caught his eye was a single still image from the last movie they directed, a much admired 2014 heroin-junkie drama called Heaven Knows What: It was a close-up of the filmâs star, Arielle Holmesâstringy-haired and staring warily beneath a hot pink filterâwhom the Safdies met one day in Manhattanâs Diamond District and decided to make a movie about. When Pattinson first saw the image, on a film-geek website, the movie wasnât even out yet. But he couldnât look away. He reached out to them immediately with a blind note saying he was a huge fan and that he wanted to be in their next project. Just to reiterate: He hadnât even seen the movie yet. But he didnât care. He was hooked. âI want to disappear into a role,â he told them. Good Time did not exist in any form until Pattinson reached out. The Safdies were in the middle of another movie when they got Pattinsonâs note, but they invited him to talk and showed him the finished version of Heaven Knows What. âHe said he just wanted to be part of that energy,â Josh Safdie told me. âRob is constantly overturning rocks to see if he can find a worm to eat. He is genuinely interested in discovering things.â To prepare for Good Time, Pattinson spent weeks in New York just walking around Queens, asking friends of the Safdie brothers to read the lines from his script back to him until he got the accent right. He read The Executionerâs Song and In the Belly of the Beast because Josh mentioned them in passing. He lost weight, dyed his hair blond, got two actual earrings (he didnât realize the holes never go away), and began to creep into the role of Connie, a petty criminal with dubious morals, redeemed only by his devotion to his intellectually disabled brother. One day, Pattinson and Ben Safdie, who plays the brother, went into a Dunkinâ Donuts in Yonkers, and Ben tried ordering coffee in character, getting more and more agitated, just as his character would. Pattinson, in character as well, tried not so gently to subdue him. âWhen I find someone who I have an instinct about,â Pattinson says, âwhoâs going to just push forward, I find it quite easy to completely give myself to that person. And I can commit so wholeheartedly because I think itâs so stressful being in a thing where youâre just constantly second-guessing everything all the time.â On the other hand, now that heâs the star, now that the movies are so much smaller than the franchise machines that run on their own power, like Twilight, he has a new set of responsibilities. He knows a movie like Good Time would not be the subject of much mainstream attentionâremember, it probably wouldnât even existâwithout his name on it. He knows that he has reached the stage of his career where he can use his immense fame to bring attention to a very worthy, very difficult movie like this one. But now, sitting here, he realizes he doesnât really know what to say to me about it. He doesnât love this part, the selling part, and heâs struggling for the right words. âIâm not very good at sending a message,â he tells me. This is Rob Pattinsonâs conundrum in 2017. He can disappear into roles. He can become someone new. But when he shows up to talk about the career he has now, the career of his dreams, people still mistake him for the tabloid tween sensation he was a few years ago, whose personal life was everywhere, who knew he was going to get asked about it in every interview and hated every second of it. He still does, which is why every minute weâre together I see him watching me warily, waiting for me to pounce.
Pattinson was cast in Twilight when he was 21, and throughout his four-year run, he and his co-stars would get dragged to shopping malls to do promotion. Those were the days when he spoke freely. Nervous girls would ask him everything from when Edward and Bella were finally going to bone to how he styled his hair. He told them, âI have 12-year-old virgins lick it.â He was hooded and dragged off to media training by studio executives, and from then on, in any interview he did, he was surrounded by several anxious publicists ready to tase him if he got out of line again. The paparazzi descended upon him in a way we hadnât seen since Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were a thing. (They were once a thing!) Tabloids camped outside his home. âPeople were like, âItâs fine, who cares?â â he says now. â âTheyâre just photos or whatever.â Theyâll say, âJust live your life.â But thatâs not life for me, if someoneâs observing it.â During the height of the Twilight madness, he had each of his friends call Ubers while he traded outfits with them in the restaurant bathroom, so that photographers wouldnât know which car he got into, and then he sent all the Ubers in different directions, because drop dead. He rode around in the trunks of cars âconstantly,â he says, because fuck you. At one point he had five rental cars and kept them, along with a change of clothes, in parking lots around town. If he was being followed, heâd dip into one of the lots, switch his clothing and his car, and leave. One day, coming home from Venice, he realized he was being tailed. He drove around for hours because he didnât want anyone to know where his new house was. Finally, as the sun came up, he pulled over and got out of the car and approached one of the photographers. âYouâve gotten your pictures,â he said. âCan I please just go home now?â âNo,â the guy told him. âMy boss says I canât come back until I know where your new house is. Sorry, man.â Pattinson never tried to negotiate or appeal to their humanity again. âThere are ways to disappear, like, fairly easily,â he tells me. âIt just involves effort, and most people canât be bothered to put the effort in.â Finally, he won. And he didnât win because tabloids changed or because Twilight ended or even because he and Kristen Stewart broke up, a breakup instigated, of course, by the very paparazzi they had worked so hard to dodge (look it up). No, he won because he had more money than they did: They simply couldnât afford the gas and unbillable hours that led to no billable shot. âAs soon as I saw a tail, I would just disappear again. It worked after a while. Theyâre just like, âOh, the guy is just a hassle.â â He had cracked the code; he was free. âThere are ways to disappear, like, fairly easily,â he tells me. âBut you have to be living a quite strange life. It just involves effort, and most people canât really be bothered to put the effort in.â Things are easier now; not perfect, but easier. Just yesterday he was walking Soloâhis girlfriend named the dogâand he saw a photographer, and he hid his face and then was angry at himself, because he knows that hiding your face is a story. As he tells me about it, he tightens that jaw that jaw that jaw, which you could luge down, but then he relaxes and remembers what it used to be like. Put it this way: He was walking his dog outside. He thinks Instagram has taken the heat off of him; itâs taken some of the fire out of the tabloidsâ pursuit of movie stars. Now they chase the Insta-models and reality stars. Sometimes they chase one another. But he has no animosity for any of them, he says. âTheyâre just losers trying to do their jobs.â
What he is trying to say isâno offense to me personally, of courseâhe would rather not be here. âItâs technically part of my job, but Iâve never been very good at it,â he says. And anyway, âIâve never been that concerned if someone sees the movie,â which he knows youâre not supposed to say aloud and maybe doesnât entirely mean, but there you go. His eyes briefly shift toward me with suspicion. Heâs sure this is what Iâm afterâsomething incendiary, maybe even something about his ex-girlfriend, or something about Twigs. (He only accidentally lets me know he calls her thatâTwigsâtwice: once in relation to who named the dog they both own and also in relation to the ugliness they both experienced when their relationship became public and people on Twitter spewed racist garbage about her.) In fact, Pattinson tells me, he went to therapy a few years ago during a low time, and the therapist often remarked how good he was at talking without saying anything. Now he applies this skill whenever heâs forced to hang out with people like me. âIf I could stay silent,â he says, âI would.â Heâs convinced that Iâll take whatever I learn and make his loved onesâ lives a hellscape. Back in the Twilight days, someone Googled his sistersâ names and started hounding them at work. He realized that he should never say anyoneâs nameânot his exâs name, not Twigsâs name. (Just watch this. Me: âAre you getting married?â Him: âEh...,â then laughs.) He tries to make a point in interviews of saying nothing that isnât already known: âI always think the risk reward is very much weighted in the wrong direction.â
But itâs not just his personal life that he refuses to dive into. Heâs also alarmed by the prospect that if he says the wrong thing about a film heâs trying to promote, it could be a disaster. âWe live in very sensitive times,â he says. One false move, he says, and it becomes the story of the movie, undoing a lot of good peopleâs hard work. I surmise, but he will not confirm, that he is referring to several bits in the movie that might go over some p.c. line that the Internet has drawn. I ask him to give me an exampleâone exampleâof a movie where this happened, where a single remark or bit of gossip derailed the whole thing. He looks at me searchingly, shaking his head. He doesnât want to name anything because he assumes that will get him into trouble, too, shitting on someone elseâs movie. But I sit quietly and wait. I can wait all day. Finally, heâs got one. âLike Waterworld, for instance.â I look up from my notebook and squint. The Kevin Costner movie? âItâs one of the greatest movies ever made,â he continues, âand everyone said it was bad. And for years everyone was like, âThis is a terrible movie.â And now people are watching it and the veil is being taken away.â I am momentarily speechless. Then I confirm whether heâs actually seen Waterworld. He has. Later, I will check to make sure there isnât a Sidney Lumet movie thatâs also called Waterworld. There isnât. Already he regrets saying this, invoking his beloved Waterworld. He looks down at the coffee. He gets a far-off look in his eyes, staring straight ahead, over my shoulder, at the restaurant wall. He looks at me again and pushes out a micro-sigh. He tells me a story about filming The Rover in 2014, in a town in Australia with a population of 90, several hours north of Adelaide. He could stand out in the open desert, taking a piss. âI know no one can see this,â he thought then. He could barely get his head around it. Just four years earlier, he was filming a movie in Central Park, and 3,000 people came out to watch. For anyone else it would be just a regular piss. For Pattinson, it was the urination of liberation.
So after all that, we end up playing golf, something heâs never done before and Iâve only done for other articles. It was his suggestion, as out of nowhere as the others. It stuck simply because it was the last thing he thought of before there was no time to think of anything else, so we got ourselves a last-minute tee time. He shows up this time in a gingham shirt, unbuttoned to just below the thorax, a baseball cap, and sneakers. He is less anxious than yesterday; he is happier when he is moving. Calmer, too. We rent a golf cart and make it through exactly one hole before it becomes clear that the combination of our ineptitude at golf and cackle-moon-howl laughter does not jibe well with the foul humor of the Angelenos who are available to play golf on a Friday afternoon at 3:12âa time that is called the Twilight slot, if you can believe it. We do not know quite where to put our tees. We do not know where we should be aiming our balls. There are people behind us and people in front of us, and perhaps we hadnât considered how very, very seriously other people take golf. We decide to bail. I get into the golf cart with him, and he has to drive backward in order for us to make our escape. He does it at full speed, swerving in reverse with the confidence of a man who has been chased down by innocent-looking Priuses with devious-looking photographers hanging out the driverâs-side window. âWe are going really fast,â I say.
He turns briefly toward me and gives me a funny look. âNo, weâre not.â I was right all along, you know. Sure, yes, all the activities he suggested were about doing something cool heâd never done before, but mostly they were about not talking. Maybe I was being naive, but you have to know I go into each one of these with a heart clouded by optimism and a willingness to believe the best in everyone. He is searching for something new in his work and in his lifeâthatâs all real. But his ulterior motive became unavoidable after we played one hole of golf. You try asking a question with a tape recorder jammed under your bra strap and your notepad under your armpit so that you can hit a ball nowhere near the hole.
âI want to be misunderstood. People are always changing, and the more you put something down in print, people form opinions and theyâre constantly creating who they think you are.â After we return the cart, Pattinson and I hit the restaurant in the clubhouse. We sit with beers served in glasses the size of fishbowls and eat hot dogs (ketchup and mustard). I try again for even one iota of intimate conversation. But he just asks me why he would ever answer. So I think back on all the interviews Iâve done, and I tell him very honestly that I think itâs because people want to be heard. Most of us, even the most famous of usâsometimes especially the most famous of usâwant to be understood. âI donât,â he says. âI want to be misunderstood. People are always changing, and the more you put something down in print, people form opinions and theyâre constantly creating who they think you are. If you do something that contradicts that, or if you do something which goes out of that box, then you can look like a liar or something like that.â He prefers to stay nimble, you see. There will be less to combat later if someone like me canât throw his words in his face. Itâs just not worth it, he says. Especially now. Especially now that heâs finally back among the living. Living is picking the movies you want, reacting to the world as it comes. Living is walking your dog. Thatâs why he isnât giving me shit, he tells me. He hopes I understand. Itâs for the best, he says. Heâs alive again. Finally heâs alive again. Taffy Brodesser-Akner is a GQ correspondent. This story originally appeared in the September 2017 issue with the title "The Second Coming of Robert Pattinson."
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