#(( she is almost equally pissed off btw

[thepoisonroom]

'I flirted with the idea that instead of being trans that I was just a cross-dresser (a quirk, I thought, that could be quietly folded into an otherwise average life) and that my dysphoria was sexual in nature, and sexual only. And if my feelings were only sexual, then, I wondered, perhaps I wasn’t actually trans.

I had read about a book called The Man Who Would Be Queen, by a Northwestern University professor who believed that transwomen who were attracted to women were really confused fetishists, they wanted to be women to satisfy an autogynephilia. And though I first read about this book in the context of its debunkment and disparagement, I thought about the electricity of slipping on those tights, zipping up those boots, and a stream of guilt followed. Maybe this professor was right, and maybe I was only a fetishist. Not trans, just a misguided boy.

About a year later, on the Internet, I come across a transwoman who added a unique message to the crowd refuting this professor. Oh, I wish I remember who this woman was, and I wish even more that I could do better than paraphrase her, but I remember her saying something like this: “Well, of course I feel sexy putting on women’s clothing and having a woman’s body. If you feel comfortable in your body for the first time, won’t that probably mean it’ll be the first time you feel comfortable, too, with delighting in your body as a sexual thing?”'

-Casey Plett, Consciousness

[teddybeartoji]

satoru as the guardian of an itty bitty six year old nobara... he spoils her so fucking much, and he lets her do anything and everything lmao nobara is so loud and lively and satoru fucking loves it like he adooores her so so so much<333333333

lets nobara climb all over him like he's her personal jungle gym whenever she's bored and lets nobara mess up his hair if she so desires. this is all very normal btw,, satoru doesn't even bat an eye when he feels her tugging at his arm as he's cooking, only smiling to himself when nobara grumbles that he's too heavy for her too pull on. satoru just ruffles her hair and tells her that he'll play mario cart with her after they've eaten and just fucking dies out of cuteness agression when nobara stomps her little foot while glaring at him. the hair thing is very casual too – sometimes satoru's just laying on the couch, watching tv, when nobara plops onto his back and just splays herself all over him like a puppy. yk how they sometimes lay on their backs with their paws up in the air – like that. it's very cute!!! she watches the tv with him for a while in silence but then she gets a little bored and goes to play with his hair instead. she styles it, she combs it; she makes fun of it being white, commenting that satoru's just so old already but he loves it.

they have spa days together, too. after a very, very bubbly bath, they're both clad in the cutest pyjamas with equally adorable headbands holding back their head. satoru's never been afraid to spend his money, meaning that the bathroom they share is as big as they come – they both have their own sides, seperate sinks and cupboard for the both of them (satoru really loves spoiling her). nobara has her own little stool to stand on as well, so she can see herself in the mirror perfectly as they wash their faces before applying face masks. sometimes nobara insists on putting on satoru's herself bc she thinks she can do it better. of course, he lets her.

after that, satoru carries her to the couch, so they can watch a movie while the mask dries. they eat popcorn and candy, and joke about whatever's playing on the screen. and when the twenty minutes are up, they both head back to the bathroom to wash their faces again. nobara does this for satoru, too – her eyebrows are furrowed, her eyes determined as she cleans him up. satoru pokes her cheek and laughs as she tells him off, as she tells him to stop messing around. satoru apologizes with a grin.

he blow dries her hair after all the skincare is done, his hands gentle as he combs through the strands. he's extra careful, knowing full well that he'll get reprimanded if he were to tug on her a bit too hard. satoru's rather good at it btw – doing her hair. he's learned how to braid it in different ways, so he's ready for whatever she could ever want. he's got hairties with him at all times, he's even got some hairclips in his pockets – in various shades, to match with the outfit she's wearing.

satoru likes to teasingly call her "little lady". it almost always ends up with her trying to shove him, the argument that 'she's not little' the saying she counters her guardian with. satoru thinks she's very adorable. nobara usually calls him by his name, sometimes by his last name but that's only when she's a little pissed off or when she's trying to be tough. she calls him 'toru' when she's tired though; when she's glued to him, her tiny hands circled around his neck as satoru's carrying her home from the park.

satoru's always there at her taekwondo practices, silently cheering her on as she kicks ass. he's so proud of her, so fucking proud. every once in a while, she turns to him with a big grin on her face, yelling out in excitement after yet another win. satoru is so incredibly proud.

satoru really adores nobara. she might not be his kid, but he still loves her like one. a father, a brother, a guardian - it doesn't matter. family. and nobara couldn't be any happier either – to have somebody that lets her have her fun, that doesn't even try to tone her down in any way. to have somebody that loves her unconditionally. it's everything a child could ever possibly want.

[sp00ky-scary]

I don't think I've expressed this opinion on Tumblr so I'm doing it now. Raven low-key pisses me off as much as Apple does, they are very similar in their behaviour however I think Apple gets more hate for her actions because she's on the "incorrect/bad" side of the conflict so viewers end up less sympathetic towards her and her actions can be less justifiable ig. (I am just discussing the show here btw) Like especially in the beginning Raven is just as set on others following her wants as Apple is, and Raven's actions are selfish, it's not a bad thing but like objectively what she did was initially selfish. Like an example of Raven's behaviour being in Spring Unsprung when she just assumes Kitty is a rebel and doesn't want to follow her destiny and low-key argues when Kitty expresses that she does want to. Like that's literally what Apple does, fighting back when someone has different wants and opinions. Like yes Raven is on the like "correct/good" side of the conflict but she has the same flaws as Apple, both are very resistant to different perspectives and also make assumptions about others all the time (another Raven example, saying Briar is only questioning her destiny because she'll miss out on all the parties). Like they have the same flaws, they can both be quite self-centred individuals, and I don't find either character that frustrating, I don't hate anyone in fact I like them both but both are equally annoying at times yk ? And I'd say both learn to consider other perspectives during Way Too Wonderland but as we know all character "arcs" (they aren't really arcs because tbh some of them are out of nowhere and almost ooc I just lack a better word) from that are immediately erased in Dragon Games.

[mexxs-blog]

Siren Rhea and Human TJD but they're wrestlers still. 😏

The seductress of men.

She would find Dominik absolutely fascinating, she's constantly curled up against him, in siren form or not, (in a very predatory manner btw, mind you she WILL bite if anyone gets close to him in specific, he's her property.), while observing him intensely, her eyes staring right into his soul.

Dominik : sweats profusely.

Rhea thinks Dominik is a perfect little toy, and a perfect mate as well.

As for Damian, she almost sees him as an equal- but he pisses her off too easily when he doesn't agree with her on something. He's her second-hand in command. At least that's how Rhea sees him.

As for Finn, Rhea respects him a lot, and she finds him interesting, and charming. She likes learning about humans from him, and wrestling with him too.

As for Jd, the only reason Rhea hasn't made him her snack is because Finn is constantly stopping her from eating him. She hates his guts. (Me too Rhea.)

And she's terrying in her true form, but also...very hot.

oh that’s hot

[beetledee0]

Speaking of bishops being God’s who haven’t ever had to be nice before, can we know how your bishops after being turned into followers would react to the first time they are told “no”? Because I agree, I can’t see anyone being ballsy enough to do that while they are still Bishops personally ajdjshs

And also who WOULD be most likely to least likely to use a nicety like “please” or “thank you” after being a follower for awhile, unless you think they would never do it regardless? So I guess my overall question is basically “who experiences personal growth first” xDD

Sorry if these are a lot of questions btw you can chose to just answer one if you want akdjsj no pressure 💕💕 I just love the idea of these ruthless Gods having to get used to the idea of being on the same level as a mortal, and how much of a culture shock that would be for them. Like “How dare you?? Speak to a God like ME??? That way???”

“But,,, you’re kinda like us now,,?”

“Disgusting. I hate it. Die.” Lol

Im just a sucker for evil bastards struggling with their evil bastardness <3

AHEHE

Foreword: nobody in the cult recognises them as the Bishops. They're just..particularly fucked up mutated rescues, to the followers. Enough centuries have passed that the only remnants of the Bishops' memory are the crowns in the graveyard and the broken minds of heretics, even their temples swallowed by the natural forces.

moving on !!!!!!

How would they react to being told "no" for the first time?

Leshy threw a fit about it, almost got violent, but the Lamb takes no shit and there are like 7 followers that could throw him with all the ease of a pebble so he learned better quickly. He still gets offended but he doesn't do anything about it beyond insults. Feryn is patient but not willing to be used, and Jultre is never far off just in case he needs to be literally defenestrated/hj

Heket, because of her injuries, is physically incapable of barking and is therefore all bite, but also because of her injuries, can't lash out without injuring herself further. She seethes. She malds. She hates everything. She can't do anything about it for a long time. The one time she tries something she's shoved in prison immediately. Prison is cold. She hates the cold. She only stops picking fights if only to avoid prison again. If people find deep gouged claw marks in their doors it's none of her doing wdym i'm just a froge i cant even run without passing out

Kallamar is. Very taken aback, offended, but smart enough (or afraid enough) to know that arguing with the Lamb is the same as with a brick wall. He tries the same act with some followers, but after literally nobody indulging him, he resigns to sulking about it forever.

Shamura is equally shocked, pissed but understanding, and does not ask again. If the Lamb finds claw marks, ichor and ripped pages in the journals they gave them, it's none of their concern.

2. Who would be most likely to least likely to use a nicety like “please” or “thank you”?

Most likely is probably Kallamar. His fear has him give in to the follower lifestyle the quickest, honestly. And his desperate need to be the prettiest most charming boy in the room. He's a socialite at heart and couldn't go long only clinging to his siblings.

Least is Heket. No questions asked. If she ever feels the need to show somebody her remorse, she'll do so with minor actions, instead. I honestly think they'd be words she's allergic to. Even Narinder says them once. I love her.

[spidercatenthusiast]

For the KC Ask Game: 3, 12, 26?

thanks so much for asking!!

3. Who is/are their best friend(s) among companions and why?

answered here:

12. What is their alignment, and why? How do they feel about it? Do they change alignment at one point?

Mordren starts off at CN, mostly on account of being a Gyronna worshiper, and not at CE from the start because she's not knowledgeable enough about Gyronna to know what that actually entails. She shifts to CE right around mid-Act 3, but in her eyes, she hasn't reached proper awful until early Act 5. She's wrong.

Tamarie's kind of the opposite, CG all the way through, she wouldn't put herself there until Act 4 and the Fleshmarkets fight, but it's always been in the core of her being that she won't stop trying for people.

Cernan starts off at LE, which is pretty deserved, they're more Torture-ee Kuthite than Torturer Kuthite, but they've also killed people who definitely did not have it coming for the sake of their cult. In Act 5 they shift to NE as they start getting detached from Aeon stuff and Zon-Kuthon stuff, getting generally more live and let live, but still willing to do a lot without any huge regrets.

26. Did they separate from any companions? Why? (Consider killing a companion too for this question)

ohhh Mordren loses so many people

- Ulbrig gets killed during his crisis conversation after the party leaves the Abyss, he spent almost all of his time in the party getting on Mordren's bad side

- Arueshalae leaves when Mordren doesn't go with Legend path

- Regill and the entire Hellknight outpost are killed when the court martial goes sour almost immediately

- Mordren takes Camellia tricking her very personally, but they work it out the way that friends do (polar ray)

- Ember occupies one of the rapidly diminishing soft spots in Mordren's heart, so after kinda-sorta traumatizing her a little bit by eating the Hand of the Inheritor's heart in front of her, she gets sent back to Mendev with a small fortune

- She lets Nenio become nothing at the end of her quest

- Sosiel and Seelah are dismissed after the standoff with Galfrey

so at the end of the game she's got Daeran, Greybor, Woljif, Wenduag, and Lann, whose life she just up and ruins by doing this:

so he's in the party but he's definitely not having fun.

Tamarie never really "has" Lann past the prologue, but he dies during Wendu's act 3 quest when she can't convince him to join and Wendu kills him, whiiiiich kinda fucks her up a little bit. A lot. She also ends up getting betrayed by Greybor who, unlike Wenduag, does not have "I am sensing victimhood here and would undergo any amount of personal suffering to see it alleviated" benefits, so he ends up dying there.

Cernan doesn't lose anybody, and they're not a very restrictive sort about who they can fight with, so they hold onto people like Camellia, fallen!Arue, killedliotrlol!Daeran, etc pretty easily, without really pissing off anyone (for every 7 Charisma moment there is an equal and opposite 20+ Wisdom moment). All of their companions come out alive but definitely not intact, so their ending slides were kind of a horror show, especially for Seelah and Ember.

[triviareads]

Note: I've linked StoryGraph summaries of every book to each title.

Glory and the Master of Shadows by Grace Callaway: This is my third consecutive month of screaming about Grace (0 shame btw). First and foremost, I deeply appreciated this book for touching on the Opium Wars and the atrocities wreaked on China by Britain, and how the government was complicit.

Wei is one of those uber-competent heroes who isn't outwardly a mess (like many a Grace hero lol). Like, in one night, he saves Glory from falling off a drain pipe, goes down on her (which... her mom may or may not have unwittingly overheard but tbh Maggie does not have a leg to stand on), and fixes the drain pipe before leaving. Truly a prince among men. That being said, his trauma runs deep to the point where his life is solely focused on revenge, which is why Glory is such a shock to his system. Wei and Glory's dynamic is just adorable: A heavy dash of teacher/student, along with a really deep shared understanding between them about what makes the other tick, and not just because of commonalities in cultural background. Like, Wei appreciates Glory for the very qualities that make her a bit of an awkward turtle in society.

Plus, it's always fun to read about previous Grace heroes and heroines. The Charlie's Angels gals' friendship is going strong, even if Glory initially feels a little off about being the only unmarried one in their group. Fiona does the modern equivalent of giving Glory a slutty makeover to seduce her crush. Rhys (the heroine's formerly slutty dad) is now a Serious Politician who is sponsoring an anti-opium bill. Hawk apparently has sympathy pains during Fiona's pregnancy. Gavin Hunt is so excited about possibly having a grandson named after him he makes the kid engraved jewelry before they're born. I love this gang.

Caitlin Crews

I wanted to get into some of my Harlequin recs this month, but when I made a list, I realized maybe one author a month would be better. So let's talk about Caitlin Crews. What I love about her writing style is that she's not afraid to make you dislike both the heroes and heroines a little (or a lot). It's easy to write a hero who is The Worst but then you eventually come around to him, but a winning formula is writing a hero who scares you a little and pisses you off a lot, and then a heroine who annoys you almost equally. But in a good way, for both. The dialogue is also always, always on point.

The sex Caitlin writes feels... borderline transcendent? Like you read that shit and think "this is not attainable" and then happily go back to reading more. Here are some of her books I'd rec:

The Viking's Runaway Concubine

The only Harlequin Historical I'll recommend, and only because I was terrified for most of it during my first read. Terrified but enthralled. It's set in Viking-ruled Britain in a time where slavery was practiced. There's an M/s dynamic to Ulfric and Eithine's relationship except, Ethine is Ulfric's literal slave as well. Do we see where the lines of consent are blurred?

But here's the thing: The sex is hot. It's very hot. Ulfric is obsessed with finding Ethine after she ran away from him, and her punishment for her "transgressions" once she's found is written brilliantly. He's also, in general, obsessed with her. He's all "you might as well have stabbed me in the HEART instead of slashing my face when you left meeee". On top of that, Ethine's whole inner conflict is that she *shouldn't* find pleasure in the pain he gives her, so she tries to convince herself she's being forced to take it. There's a looooot of conversations between Ulfric and Ethine about consent and gender roles so the book actually keeps you on your toes on like, an intellectual level lol.

Claimed in the Italian's Castle

A modern retelling of Beauty and the Beast. Angelina is practically sold off by her weirdly feudal family to the "Butcher of Castello Nero", Benedetto Franceschi, a man whose past 6 wives have all died under mysterious circumstances. Regardless, he gets Angelina off at her piano several dozen times so she does what any smart gal should do and agrees to marry him. By the time we hit the climax (the emotional climax; not the sexual one) I remembered why I loved this book, namely, how a so-called boogeyman (he's so self-loathing that he looooves thinking of himself as a boogeyman) is reduced to a sopping wet pathetic mess on his knees. There's a winner right there.

Just One More Night

The last 3 books are Harlequin Dare books, which have sadly stopped being published, but here are my favorites:

Speaking of heroines that irritate me, let's talk about Indiana 'Indy' March: She's a free spirit (but in a self-sustainable way) who does what she wants, walks away when things get too intense, and says shit like "Ambition is for people who don't like what they have. But I do", causing my poor little capitalist heart to go "nooooooo".

Anyway, it's interesting because for a woman who doesn't like being tied down, she voluntarily goes to meet a man she accidentally walked in on like, assassinating people in a random alleyway in Budapest and then IMMEDIATELY proceeded to have sex with said man, Stefan (and when she says they didn't use a condom, he says the seminal masterpiece of a line "you American girls are always on the pill"). And now, two years later, she's back to meet him at a time and place designated by him, and it goes from there. He does, at some point refer to her pussy as "one of the great wonders of the world". Out loud.

Teach Me

This one has your classic Caitlin bratty heroine— Erika— who gatecrashes a sex club to try and hook up with her brother's best friend Dorian (yes, bear with me— his name is the least hottest thing about him). This man tries to scare her away by delivering a spanking but like, she's obviously very into it. He then proceeds to dom her into being less self-sabotage-y and coaches her through her mommy issues, which I thought was cool of him. Would recommend.

The Risk

The stripper-ballerina book. Literally. She's a ballerina who wants to let loose so she gets into an exclusive club to do a burlesque routine, and then a man buys her (time) for the night for anonymous sex. Not a lot going on tbh, just really well-written, evocative stuff. Like at some point during sex, she's wearing the wings from her routine and nothing else which I thought was hella cool.

[sandwrrm]

For the ask game - i am asking for 22 and 50, gf for 20 and 48

preferably for both people of the cursed war couple 👩‍🦰🧑‍🦲

Ahhh thank you!!!! The emojis are fucking cracking me up for some reason btw, wonderful addition 😂

excessively detailed headcanons ask meme

20: Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Bo had a bad childhood illness once (nothing serious, just long and rough, think a bad flu) during the war, after her mom had died and her dad was busy trying to hold things together politically. Satine took care of her through it all. It's one of the only memories of her sister that Bo can't somehow spin into Satine being the bad guy or doing something wrong, so she just pushes it down and pretends it never happened instead.

Pre never really had any prolonged or serious illnesses growing up. The Vizslas were obsessive about health and wellness (how are you gonna dominate every other clan and make Mandalore great again if you're not at peak physical performance, etc) so the family was pretty good at warding off anything worse than a common cold.

22: Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

Definitely sketching battle maps, strategies, etc. for both of them. Sometimes for real-world use, often just theoretical and made up on the spot as an exercise or just for fun. Pre's are meticulous with neat, clean draftsmanship. Bo's tend to be a bit messy and her handwriting is chaotic, but the content itself is solid.

48: How do they express love?

Banter, for both of them. These two rarely shut up when they're together, and they equally love taking the piss out of everything and everyone around them, and each other. As two people with emotional sincerity issues, sarcasm and giving each other hell is their language of fondness and affection verbally.

For Pre specifically, I feel like he dotes on Bo in surprisingly subtle and private ways. Giving her unique gifts only she would appreciate. Making food for her. Paying undivided attention to her and memorizing all of her quirks and preferences, and surprising her with something relevant at a later date, etc.

For Bo specifically, I think she's actually more the one to express love through grand and often public gestures. Pulling insane stunts she knows will impress him on the battlefield. Gifts that are large, showy, rare or hard to acquire, or all of the above. Bragging unsubtly about their relationship to anyone who will listen to boost his ego, etc.

Oh and of course, sparring for both of them, but I feel like this is a general Mandalorian cultural love language, not unique to these two.

50: Are they afraid of dying? Why or why not?

They both have a fear of dying in a dishonorable, embarrassing, or mundane manner (illness, random unforeseen causes, killed while defenseless, etc.) but almost a reverence and excitement at the possibility of dying an honorable warrior's death in the glory of battle.

[televinita]

Power Rangers: Once & Always

My husband and I watched this last weekend because we have shared childhood nostalgia for the OG series, which was extremely fun, and now I have thoughts! A random list of thoughts!

Thoughts Like:

Me literally every second Kat was onscreen: screaming, crying, hearts streaming out of my eyes, etc. MY GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are an equal-opportunity Red/Pink Ranger shipper in this house so as clumsy and awkward as I found most of the reminders that he and Kat are married*, I ate them up with a soup ladle.

(*were? idk feels uncomfortably like you could read this equally well as them being co-parenting divorcees on friendly terms, perhaps to appease the rabid OG shippers without pissing off canon purists, but in the absence of Amy Jo, NOT TODAY SATAN).

I was...Not expecting Trini to die on screen, even just by being hit with a blast and dropping out of sight. YIKE.

Although I did appreciate how much that made this movie feel like a fanfic that magically got filmed. 

Uncle Zack just rolling up to move in and guardianship Trini’s daughter full time, SURE!!!!! 

Was her name always pronounce Tree-nee?? I know I didn’t watch as much of the original lineup compared to Zeo and Turbo, but it’s always been in my head as “Trinny.” It was so jarring, every time. Is my memory that bad or is this like a Modern Day Fix where they got schooled by actual Vietnamese people.

I still require more explanation as to why they have ranger powers at this age. I thought Passing Them On was sort of...a key part of being rangers? I mean I don’t know that much about the mythology because this was strictly a teen drama to me and I fast-forwarded most of the fight scenes and battles but...

Trini’s daughter is

adorable

and I would almost commit to watching a season she was part of. The 2017 reboot film wants what this character’s energy has.

IMMENSELY hilarious to me every time Zack acted like it was unreasonable for a teenager with homework to want to be a ranger, btw.

I will say that her fight against the putties all alone really drove home how young the characters were always supposed to be. Wild visualizing rangers being actual minors.

I was never very attached to Billy and even less attached to Zack (truly the only person who was a greater non-entity to me than the latter was Rocky or perhaps Jason), so kudos to this movie making me care about them. Especially Billy. Oh my god I loved that final forgiveness convo so much.

Husband, howling with laughter at the cringe-worthy single DIVERSITY! moment: “Would you commit vehicular manslaughter for gay rights?? Only true allies need apply.” 

I LOVE THE MONSTER DUDES. Especially the snakey guy, my beloved. It was very hard to root for them to be defeated, let alone straight-up murdered. (which, for all Zack kept scolding about, sure looks like revenge to me!! my husband kept trying to explain to me that it was justice and there is a difference, but everyone who claims that is wrong)

Robo Rita is also most excellent.

This movie was way more stabby than I remember the tv show being. did they always have daggers??

I know I said that I mostly skipped the fight scenes/battles, but sometimes I made exceptions for the OG series because the animal zords were actually pretty cool, unlike the later cars. Until they become a giant robot, at least, I kind of love them, so that was fun to see. I also really like the power disks w/ the animals etched on them.

...MEMORY BLAST we used to have a bunch of those from McDonald’s happy meals, I think when the OG movie came out? Now I am weirdly sad they’re all long gone.

I don’t actually remember the episode they used the nostalgic clips from at the end but oh my god that was a perfect choice. Moderately hilarious that after a whole movie of reminding us that Tommy has a kid with Kat, the clip is clearly as much Tommy Makes Heart Eyes At Kimberly as anything else, but again, equal-opportunity shipper here so it’s cool and I appreciate the gift. Also a good reminder I need to go listen to her music again, her voice is so pretty.

In conclusion: basically we got a bonus 3-part episode 30 years later and I think that is very special and my heart is very full. No complaints. :*)

[cassyapper]

anyway so my fanmade avdol backstory

i think avdol comes from a standuser family like the joestars essentially. like you know how stands are implied to be inheritable? it's like that for avdol's family particularly on avdol's father's side. as such avdol's father kinda expects his kids to jsut have stands. but until they do he doesnt pay attention to them. he's like kakyoin in that he thinks nonstandusers are beneath him. i dont think he's necessarily a cruel man but he def has issues with seeing how he fits with everyone else. he doesnt try to bond with anyone unless they prove theyre worth his attention first via having a stand (im still toying with whether i think avdol's mom has a stand outright but she can at least see stands)

anyway so avdol is born. then his sister is born

since avdol's dad is distant with them, avdol's grandma (on dad's side) essentially takes the role of the second parent. avdol loves her so much (as does his sister)

avdol unlocks magician's red when he got angry about something. probably his dad being gone again and avdol is pissed about it and when his grandma tries to calm him down he refuses and it explodes out of him via magician's red. i think the lines on his cheeks are burn scars cause he was crying while it was happening (first from anger then from fear) and the water boiled and burned into his skin cause of the flames. avdol's grandma soothes him and helps calm him down and shows him her stand. he's not evil, he jsut doesnt know how to use it. avdol still wonders if maybe he's an exception on the evilness thing (which is why he's so sympathetic re jotaro)

anyway

so avdol now has a stand and his dad takes great interest in him, esp cause it's so powerful. this makes his sister incredibly sad and jealous cause it used to be her and avdol against the world esp against their dad, and now he's abandoned her too. she eventually deflates and mourns and avdol feels bad but also his dad is rubbing off on him and he tells his sister "it's not your fault you just aren't as equal to him as me" and this ruins her. it makes her sotp trying.  this is lethal cause then when her stand does try to seep in, her mind rejects it because she think it's not possible. thus she starts dying from stand sickness. avdol is frantic and goes on a journey of his own to try and find someone, anyone that could help her, cause his dad doesnt care enough to find someone (he's not uncaring that she's sick but he's like "she'll get better if she earns it" cause again, he has issues). btw that blatant disregard for her is what makes avdol question his dad's teachings

anyway so he gors on an adventure which is how he meets all the standusers he later knows in sdc. they can't really help him cause they dont care about saving a "weak little girl" but they like avdol and respect him and they refer him to the next stnaudser guy. this is shady business though and eventually leads to meeting enyaba in india. enyaba takes note of his potential and says "sure i'll help you look for a cure..."

while they search together, she names avdol's stand magician's fury. anyway so while theyre in india and searching around for something avdol doesnt even know exists, he meets and makes friends with nonstandusers. enyaba doesnt like this and eventually kills some of them to use as puppets for the dirty work. avdol doesnt find out about that right away he just knows suddenly some of his friends disappeared. his remaining friends tell him that enyaba is fucked but avdol is like nooo she can't be she said she was gonna help me cure my sister and they kinda look at each other like mohammed...

well. it turns out enyaba was not helping avdol but in fact was using him to help HER find a stand arrow. when they find it she's like hah! awesome. okay go home now and avodl is like wait what. she’s like oh come on you can’t have honestly expected me to be searching for a way to cure weakness right? so they have a fight and avdol almost dies. his friends save him though. they get him back to india and treat his wounds and avdol shows up just in time to be by his sister's bedside when she passes from stand sickness. avdol tried telling her it doesnt matter if she has a stand she's not lesser after all, standusers can be cruel and grimy and wormy just like anyone else, and that nonstandusers can be brave and heroic and kind, and it doesnt matter, it doesnt, it doesn't, but it's too late and she dies cause se had been listening to avdol’s dad’s rhetoric the whole time she was sick and it just. it was too little too late.

avdol never really recovers after that and it's part of why he puts on that polite, well-composed mask. he never wants to be presumptuous again, never wants to be the reason someone feels that way again, so he always hears people out and he always gives more chances than he maybe should

anyway his grandma renames his stand "magician's red" btw after the funeral when she sees avdol’s stand again (it used to be orange but it changed to red after his sister died cause red was her favorite color). she tells avdol now she’ll always be a part of his soul and he can fight with her strength still and avdol cries and cries and cries and she helps him. yeah

anyway that’s my avdol backstory

[cpacs-blog]

Nobody asked so here it is: why i ship Petruo HARD

So there I was watching AOT and everyone is bleak and sad and Marco is dead etc

And then suddenly Eren is w a new group of ppl

And in a world of shitty, man-eating monsters, there’s this group of vets who supposedly know what’s up; Eren should be intimidated, yadda yadda yadda

And they are hilarious and ridiculous

There are two clearly messing with each other, gettin’ sassy

The other two spend almost all of their screen-time rolling their eyes at this which makes it even better

And Petra wasn’t like this before. She was dutiful and kind, but not a sass master and I love it

I like also how Auruo didn’t trust Eren. Everyone else we care about at this point was very optimistic but Auruo was like “nah you’re a short 15 year old w anger issues I don’t trust you with shit, let alone aaving the world”

(He was fuckjn right, btw)

And Petra, being kind AND spunky, was like “stfu idiot go die”

MY ICON

I like how Petra’s full personality comes out when she’s around Auruo; she’s kind but lots of ppl are kind… her fire sets her apart

I like how Auruo is apprehensive but also loyal; he never really trusts Eren, but he eventually dies for him bc of his duty to Levi

Auruo mimics Levi which PISSES Petra off; popular theory is bc he loves Petra and she loves Levi so

Add another trope that lives rent-free in my head: “why are you acting so different don’t do that i’ve always liked you for who you truly aaaarrrreee”

We find out later they went through training together and also peed themselves

Which makes them so much more human… I mean wouldn’t you if something was going to use you for dental floss??

Then we see them in the flashback, Auruo w googly eyes and everyone loving each other and having fun

And then they all die (rip)

But before they do, Petruo is BADASS. Like this Titan just killed half the battalion and they bamboozled her so good

(Literally died on a technicality is all im sayin im not salty YOU’RE salty)

When Petra dies, Auruo is HEARTBROKEN. And then immediately goes to “fuck u that was rude” and keeps fighting

Which, brave

To the badge scene: (and Rivetra ppl dont hate me I respect u and am anti-ship war just let me procrastinate on tumblr for a sec)

I think Levi took Petra’s badge bc her body was there. Not many corpses. Certainly not the amount for the ppl that died

No half corpses (sorry Eld). Guessin’ they didnt get Gunther from the tree either. Idk about Auruo and how broken his lower half is bc we never see it

But either way, Petra is either the only/ one of two of Levi squad on the carts, so yeah Levi takes her patch bc she’s probs the only one there

And he looks back bc she represents his squad and he misses all of them (clearly, since they’re in most of his flash-back panels)

And yeah I do think Levi and Petra were especially close. She was kind and he was getting used to people being kind to him

But I’m not a huge fan of boss-employee stuff. Lots of fics have Petra being super doting and 1-D when she’s with Levi and… that’s it. Her full self is kind AND spirited but she’s only half of that w Levi; she’s his suboordinate and therefore acts like it around him. She’s perfect, Levi is emotionally troubled, she fixes him OR she’s his worker and he finally starts noticing her

Her dad definitely is doing the typical dad thing and being embarrassing. Imo he sees how committed his daughter is to this captain (professionaly), and his dad reflexx is like “NO THAT IS MY CHILD U SHALL NOT MARRY SHE IS TOO YOUNG I FORBID IT”

And Levi is like “shit this makes breaking the bad news even worse”

Petra and Auruo probs grew up in Karanese together since Petra’s dad is there and Auruo’s ADORABLE family is waiting for him for dinner

So you’ve got: a) childhood besties maybe b) who ran off to the military together c) who are damn good at what they do d) but also are fun and witty e) until they die together, bravely

They are equals. They are their worst and best selves around each other. They mess w each other like an old married couple. They care deeply about each other. And they have such good hearts that they march head-first into giants bc they believe it will make the world a better place

Again, I only see either of them be their whole spectrum of personality around each other; they don’t share this privilege with anyone else

Petra is kindhearted and tender, but also intense, sarcastic, and fed up with your bs. A badass w a big heart

Auruo is ridiculous, arrogant (outwardly), pragmatic, and insecure. But he loves his friends and thinks his beating heart is a cheap thing compared to anyone else’s. All bluster, true to his core

in this house, we stan these things

[goldenacolyte]

CONTINUED FROM HERE; 

   Not long does she get to linger on his gentle touch and lengthy assessments, since she quickly feels that once she quirks her lips the slightest bit she winces again, knows that’s not the right movement to make right this moment. Teases about bleeding hearts can wait. Not that she wanted to really. Heart wasn’t in it, and, well... God did it feel nice to have him in her corner.

   Her muddled mind just surfaces long enough to hear his question, the red haze back behind her eyelids, but it’s clearer. More on edge and full of purpose. Much like the tense stature her friend’s stuck under now.

  “Daft, tall, quick little arse. Doctor, you don’t need to go off rippin’ someone’s limbs off. A wolf’s got enough force to do that tenfold, don’t want you hurtin’ yourself.” her eyes remain vulnerable with that, a pout threatening to break through, worried for her friend’s future condition. “Besides, he’s not worth our time, bleedin’ berk, think he’d leave well enough alone. Like he hadn’t ruined my life before--” the words have bite, now, like she could feel him between her jowls ready to bite down on. If she was in a more calm state of mind, it might’ve been turned down a notch, but he wasn’t worth that, either. Not in the lupine’s eyes.

[writesowhatnext]

are you sure he’s your favourite weasley? // george weasley

Summary: reader finally gets to see George after months apart – he might be a little jealous but that won’t stop their fun… correction, your fun.

Request: Can you do a George Weasley imagine during the Half Blood Prince where he and his girlfriend reunite over Christmas at the Burrow since she is the Trios age so she’s still at Hogwarts while he left the year prior and he finds out that Harry took his girlfriend (as a friend) as his date to Slughorn’s party so he is jokingly jealous/pranks Harry? Bonus if she jokingly tells him the only person he should be worried about her leaving him for is Ginny since they’re BFFs. I love your work btw!

A/N: this was super cute to write so I hope you enjoy

Reader: female

Warnings: none? I think?

Whilst you’d hoped your sixth year would be easier and less chaotically You-Know-Who driven, it proved to be exactly the opposite. The summer had been amazing: you’d got nine OWLs, nearly as many as Hermione, and then spent the rest of your time at the Burrow with the Weasleys. Spending time at the Burrow was your favourite, it meant you could see George. And you loved to see George. Before the school year started, you’d gone with everyone else to get new school supplies and managed to spot him at Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes. Seeing him so happy made your heart sing. But the few months after had been hard. After Harry’s theories about Draco and that sodding potions textbook, you were tired and without George, it was so much harder.

You missed him. You missed their stupid pranks and his stupid grin. You missed the way he’d shout for you down the corridor and creep up behind you to scare you and wrap his arm around your waist. You missed the making out and bickering and making up and though you wrote each other almost every day, you missed just having him there with you. He was the first person you wanted to see when you woke up and he was the first person you wanted to tell that you made the Quidditch team – a beater just like him. It disappointed you that he wouldn’t be there to cheer you on in the stands like you were sure he’d want to but to his credit, he did try. He sent you a howler after your first match, complete with shouting and whistles.

“Y/N YOU ARE BLOODY BRILLIANT, YOU ARE. I JUST KNEW HOW AMAZING YOU’D BE. MY LITTLE BEATER… A GENIUS YOU ARE. I BET YOU GAVE ‘EM HELL.” He’d said.

“Well done, Y/N! Won’t shut up about you, he won’t.” Fred called in the background.

“I CAN’T WAIT TO BE YOUR CHEERLEADER. I’D BE SHOUTING MY HEAD OFF THAT YOU’RE MY GIRLFRIEND...”

The howler continued for about four more minutes. Harry and Ron had groaned and taken the piss but you didn’t care, and neither did they, really. Ron, especially, found that he didn’t completely hate your relationship with his brother. George sent you letters every day to tell you about how the shop was doing, Fred too and the rest of his family. You told him everything: from the incident with Katie Bell and the necklace to Ron and Hermione’s incessant arguing. You were both convinced they just needed a good shag. Not seeing him had gotten to you, honestly, and you were counting down the days till you could see him at the Burrow for Christmas.

“Blimey, Y/N, you’ve not been listening to a thing we’ve said.” Ron complained on the train back from Hogwarts. You opened your mouth to reply but you had no rebuttal; he was right.

“You can’t blame her, really; you’re not very interesting, Ronald.” Hermione said pointedly, looking at Ron. Their arguing had been reaching a high point lately. You looked at Harry, raising your eyebrows.

“Give off, Ron, Y/N is just excited to see George, right?” Harry tried to diffuse the tension.

“She’s not the only one,” Ron snorted. “George won’t bloody shut up about it. Y/N this. Y/N that.”

You chuckled, rolling your eyes at your boyfriend. He was such a muppet sometimes.

The train ride back to King’s Cross Station was the longest journey you’d ever sat through; you all but leapt from your seat when you arrived in London. You ignored Hermione’s side-eye at your vibrating excitement, and Ron only complained once when you left them to find George. It took you a few moments to spot the group of gingers in the crowd. George was standing next to Fred, looking around for you. You could tell them apart a mile away, especially when George spotted you and his face lit up. You rushed towards him, dropping your trunk and jumping into his arms. He wrapped his arms around you, spinning you amidst the mocking whistles of Fred and Mrs. Weasley’s cooing.

“You, my love,” George said, putting you down and pulling away, holding your face in his hands. “Have no clue how much I’ve missed you.”

“I beg to differ.” You smiled as he kissed you, hands winding around his neck as his found your waist and dipped you backwards.

“I feel sick.” Ron muttered, earning an eye-roll from Hermione.

On the trip back to the Burrow, you and George could barely keep your hands off each other. While you were sure George was shameless about doing dirty things with his parents right there, you were not. He was happy enough, though, just to have his arm thrown over your shoulders, lips pressed to your temple every so often. When you reached the Burrow, it was a flurry of unpacking and orders from Mrs. Weasley.

“Thank you for having us, Mrs.-“ she shot you a reprimanding look. “Molly.”

“It’s not a problem, my dear. I love having my future daughter-in-law around.”

She shot you a wink and turned away, busying herself with helping Ginny. You were shocked at her words, momentarily not seeing George behind you.

“Mum’s a bit much, sorry.” He said, wrapping his arms around you and resting his chin on your head. “Not wrong, though, if I have anything to say about it.”

After dinner, you all sat together around the fire. You and George sat joined at the hip, playing with each other’s hands.

“I like writing you letters, and all, but this is so much better.” He said, pulling you closer by the waist and whispering in your ear. “It would be even better if my family weren’t here.” He bit the shell of your ear, earning a giggle.

“I missed you, George.”

“Are you getting soppy on me?”

You mock gasped. “I would never.”

He poked a finger into your side, relishing the sound of your laughter.

“Oh, give over you two.” Ron groaned, face full of disgust.

“Shut up, Ron. Just because you’ve never had a proper girlfriend.” Hermione retorted. Fred and George made ‘ooh’ing noises, making the situation worse.

“I’m dating Lavender Brown!” he said incredulously. “Just because you went to Slughorn’s stupid party with McLaggen, that git.”

Hermione’s expression turned murderous for a second before she huffed and crossed her arms.

“Don’t be so rude, Ron.” Molly insisted.

Ginny, although enjoying Ron’s discomfort, changed the subject for Hermione’s sake. It had nothing to do with any sort of crush she had, obviously.

“Who did you go with again, Harry?” she asked, identical grins spreading on the twins’ faces.

“Yeah, Harry.” Fred goaded.

“Who did you go with?” George added in a girly high-pitched voice.

You frowned, confused. Surely, you’d mentioned to him about the party.

“Y/N?” Harry replied, equally confused. His face pinked at the teasing.

“What?” George asked, face dropping. “I didn’t know that.”

You looked at his pout, a smile growing on your face. Ginny took the words right out of your mouth when she leant forward, smirking. She shot you a conspiratorial look.

“George, are you jealous?”

“What?” he said, leaning back. He blushed. “Don’t be a prat, of course not.”

“I don’t know, George…” Fred began, looking at you.

“You do seem a little jealous.” You finished, raising your eyebrow. You watched your boyfriend squirm under the stares of his family and you couldn’t help but laugh.

“I mean,” you turned to Fred, enjoying yourself far too much. “Harry is quite dashing.”

“He is the chosen one, after all.” Fred smirked at you, both of you enjoying the teasing.

“True. A very talented wizard.”

“Excellent snogger, I’m told.”

“Alright, you two, enough.” George muttered, jabbing his fingers into your sides to make you laugh. He carried on until you were begging him to stop, tears in your eyes as the others watched, smiling. He watched you recover with a grin.

“I bet you think you’re hilarious, don’t you?”

“Who said I was joking?”

His face soured completely. When you laughed again, trying in between giggles to kiss him, he avoided you. He tried to be stoic but you could see the humour in his eyes.

“Oh, Georgie…” you cooed, kissing the side of his lips sweetly. “You don’t need to worry about Harry at all. You know how much I love you.”

He pursed his lips, visibly melting at your words.

“If you’re feeling jealous, you should probably be worried about Ginny. You know how close we are.”

George’s face dropped again and you couldn’t help but snigger, turning to Ginny. She winked at you before her head dropped back and she laughed, shoulders bouncing.

“Oi!” George was indignant. “That’s not funny.”

You and Ginny’s laughter echoed through the Burrow and whilst George wanted to be mad, he couldn’t deny how happy it was about how well you got on with his family.

“You two are not funny.” He insisted, unable to hide his smile.

He couldn’t deny how much he missed you when you weren’t around.

[kusagrasskusa]

Yandere Simulator Delinquents.

They're basically copy and paste. Sooo here's my version of them for future reference! I got too excited writing the last one lol- It's been a while since I've been to inspired to write. This is a nice feeling uvu

Umeji Kizuguchi - Yellow guy

He has blonde, previously pink, hair and golden eyes. He wears a yellow shirt under unbuttoned blazer and carries a baseball bat around. He has a scar over his right eye. Umeji is Oroso right hand man and takes over position while she's gone; these are the cannon versions of him and all that's said.

This is my fannon version of him: He was hurt the most during the bullying and therefore the most fearful of pain. He flinches when touched and gets pissed instantly. He's the most cold and aggressive out of the five and it helped him keep him as the most feared of the delinquents. He works out daily, therefore having a good build and likes bitter foods rather than sweets. He'a quite ignorant and refuses to share his likes out of fear of being judged. He still feels depression but now faces more anxiety than anything. He often cries about it late at night.

But despite his depression, he's so determined to stay as a threat to many. It's the kist alive he's ever felt. He's somewhat narcissistic and has both an inferiority and superiority complex, actually. Sensitive to touch and criticism but damn his ego is big. He uses his strength and speed as another threat to fellow students, to let them know that if they mess up then he'll catch and hurt them.

His home life isn't fun. Parents maybe fighting here and there or gone for work or something. It wasn't abusive in any way or anything; in fact, they get along well when they're together. It's just the parents weren't attentive. As Umeji puts it, "My mom, dad, bless their hearts, but they aren't great." They tend to brush things off quickly and spend too much time to themselves.

Dairoku Surikizu - Blue manz

He has blonde, previously blue, hair and blue eyes. He wears a blue shirt under an unbuttoned blazer and carries around a boten or some shit, idk I couldn't figure it out. He has a scar on his lip and from Mulberry's art, it looks like he's the tallest of the group.

Fannonly, he's the most anxious of the group. He never talks about it to anyone but Hokuto, who brushes it off. Dairoku got his scar a long time ago when his parents were agruing; he hid under his bed when he was nine and started to cry. To calm himself, he started to bite his lip and scratch himself on the forearms and face to calm himself down. He cut himself in the process badly and tried to hide it from his parents so he didn't get yelled at.

His home life wasn't too bad either; his dad left the family not long after that incident when he was nine so his mom has to take on the roles of two people. She never has time for him so the other delinquents make him feel so happy. He likes- no, loves to talk to them but tries to look sketchy in the process.

Hokuto Furukizu - Purple manz

He has blonde, previously golden, hair and purple eyes. From Mulberry's art, he seems to be the second tallest, but very close to Dairoku. He carried around a metal pipe and wears a purple shirt under his opened blazer. He has a scar on his cheek too btw.

Fannonly, he talks most to Dairoku. He usually brushed off what he says, but relates to him most. Of the 5, he desperately wants to be normal and free the most. He was well popular in middle school but his anger once got the best of him and a fight caused him to lose a lot of his reputation. It just got worse as time went on however; but he misses those days so much.

His scare on his cheek came from the fight and serves as a curse mark to him; "The day they ruined my life." He hates looking at it and gets pissed off when people even look at it. He's always been hot headed but his physical appearance is his number one insecurity. Hokuto's homelife is normal and he's goodboi at home. Cleans, cooks sometimes, has an equally good relationship with his mom as he does his dad.

He managed to convince them that his new appearance and signs of depression from last year was just influence from ex friends. Eventually they just took his word for it despite how terrible of a lie that is, so they stopped asking.

Gaku Hikitsuri - Red guyz

According to Mulberry's art, the blonde who once had light blue hair and red eyes is the second tallest. He has a scar on his forehead and carried around a crowbar. His shirt is red and under, you guessed it, an unbuttoned blazer.

He's a genuine tsundere; the angriest of the group. He easily crushes on people like a simp and gets nervous easily, so he acts all defensive and aggressive around them especially. Other than Umeji, he's the quickest to shove people around and assert his position. But for the most part, he intentionally shoves and shoulder checks people he finds attractive or who he thinks is superior than him, which is a lot of people.

He suffers from an inferiority complex that makes him think everyone judges him behind his back and talks about him especially. Therefore, he's the loudest and quickest to insults; he's also very self conscious. He's scared to make noise in class, talk, eat in front of people, and others because he's scared to be judged. Because as long as nothing is brought to the table, there's nothing to judge. His scar was actually from Kokoro, the bully who's just a sadist according to the character files from Yandev, who got pissed at him defending himself and hit him down with a ring. He got cut badly and almost passed out from the hit; but hey, it's not like he can do anything about since she's a girl, and he'd be expelled instantly. The bitch even resulted him with a broken arm at some point.

Home life isn't great; rundown trailerpark, alcoholic dad and whole of a step mom, dead mom, things like that. Damn, if only he got more than a mattress on the floor, a cover, pillow, dresser filled with all his clothes and school supplies to live on. But he can't even get a job without his scar making people think he's worse than what his persona displays.

Hayanari Tsumeato - Grey manz

The grey eyed, blonde hair man with natural red hair who carries around a lead pipe is Hayanari, who's last name "Tsumeato" means scratch mark. He has a grey shirt under his unbuttoned blazer and a scar over his nose.

Fannonly, he was the one with the no fucks given attitude. He was usually straight faced and brutally honest when talking to people, but wasn't necessarily judgemental. It's hard to explain but just because he says, "damn Daniel, you're built like a carrot," doesn't mean he cares about his appearance, even if whoever tf Daniel is actually looks like a carrot or not. He was the daredevil who did things solely for his entertainment.

In a way, it was almost sociopathic or narcissistic; he'd be fine with embarrassing someone in front of anyone because it got a smile our of him. If someone complained, he'd roll his eyes and convince whoever that they were overreacting and that they were the one at fault. He's very manipulative and sarcastic, usually just smiling cockily and speaking innocently. Kinda emo, but he wasn't against that title. He actually liked the occult and for the most part, was down for anything that didn't have too much time needed, like school or family.

He was in the middle of everything; okay with cooking, occult, art, science, reading, anine and games, so there wasn't much a person can dislike him for in terms of social standards. He wasn't appart of a dislikes group like the occult kids or science kids, not with a loved group like cooking or art kids. But when he started to express a bit of interest in the occult was when people could finally pin him down and bully him back for all those insulting jokes that sounded way too serious. And before he knew it, he got wrapped up in the hate and couldn't get himself free.

Home life is something he never, not even to his fellow delinquents, never talks about. But one thing worth noting is that he's never seen without a long sleeved shirt or jacket of some kind. He used to pass out time to time during gym classes because he was overheated due to bringing a long sleeved version of the gym shirt to school and never drank anything. When his parents were called, they always insisted on saying they'll do something about it but they never did, either. The delinquents do think there's some kind of abuse at his house; besides, Hayanari is adopted and those things happen often even if it's more common in the foster system.

His family is something he never talks about. Back in middle school, his friends were able to see his "parents" time to time when they picked him up from school. It was immediately obvious that he wasn't related to them; hell, he rarely called them mom or dad. At home, until adopted, was great. Friends coming over, happy family moments, being able to play games and use electronics, things like that. But when he was adopted was when it wouldn't be easy to just tell someone what was to come; quite obviously, it was abuse. Verbal and physical, nearly everyday. It was worse in the beginning but happened less often as he got older.

His "mom" would call the police a few times him because she felt "threatened." She hit him so he would hit back and yell while doing so, so she has evidence of an attack. But luckily, her skin isn't sensitive enough to show any marks unlike Hayanari's. Other times, his "dad" would get involved and hurt him badly.

[calpalsworld]

Got A LOT of asks about Wu and Garmadon and their shapeshifting in Ninjago Respun so heres a BIG answer instead

[spoilers for canon Ninjago lore, and minor spoilers for Respun lore since I’ll gradually explain this all in canon anyway. Only read this if you are DYING to know I guess?] [Whenever I say “we’ll talk about that later” that basically means I won’t talk about that further even if you ask, sorry D: Gotta wait for the comic to address that.] CONTEXT: The First Spinjitzu Master was SOOO strong. He was NOT supposed to exist, not just because of the eternal war between Oni and Dragon, but because sex between the two does NOT usually yield any Baby?! (Plus some other reasons ill talk about later). So like. Woaaah wtf? So.... that one baby? The First Spinjitzu Master? Yeah, he is a god! All the powers that dragons and oni have? He has them, and more.

SOME FIRST SPINJITZU MASTER DETAILS:

Dragons usually only have titles for names, so “First Spinjitzu Master” is literally his name.

He is immortal.

Oni are shapeshifters with no defined form. Dragons are shapeshifters too, but to a lesser extent (we’ll talk about that later). So the First Spinjitzu Master is a shapeshifter too. And so, humans are literally the fursona of the FSM.

He can create shit like its no big deal. He made the land, the plants, the animals, the people, the elements -- he made *almost* EVERYTHING in the realm of Ninjago (we’ll talk about that later).

Some aspects of Ninjago’s many cultures came from the First Spinjitzu Master -- from Oni and Dragon -- but other parts developed independently. In the Oni-Dragon language, “he” is a pronoun referring to Oni, and “she” is a pronoun referring to Dragons. There are other things too but that would take A LONG TIME to talk about... moving on...

HISTORY OF WU AND GARMADON’S SHAPESHIFTING AND ONI-DRAGON HERITAGE BIRTH | YEAR 0: So, the immortal Oni-Dragon named the First Spinjitzu Master, aka: God, decided to create people for his cool awesome realm. He wanted humans to be different from himself, but he also wanted a couple people who were just like him that could continue his legacy. He wanted people who could forever defend what he created. So he just mpregged himself and made two kids! Lying: He summoned them into existence, no pregnancy involved, sorry. Cries. The first he created was named Garmadon (named by himself), and the second he created was named Wu (named by his dad like a loser HAHA). Garmadon was born (created) in late winter, and Wu was born (created) in early summer. Wu and Garmadon are biologically identical to their father, half Oni, half Dragon, and immortal. But they are not as powerful as him. Beings equally strong as himself would be impossible for the FSM to create. His sons don’t have the same creation powers as him, but they have the same Oni and Dragon abilities. When Wu was born (created), Garmadon instantly chose to look almost identical to Wu. He previously had a different form that the First Spinjitzu Master designed for him, but fuck that (we call this becoming the realm of Ninjago’s first transgender person). At birth they looked and acted like they were around 3 years old. CHILDHOOD | YEARS 0-30: Wu and Garmadon’s physical forms are a conscious decision, but are also affected by their subconscious mental states. This caused them to age like MOSTLY like a normal child would... just a BIT slower. They also interacted mostly with people the same age as them, and chose to age like they did (we’ll talk more about this later). Garmadon got bit by the Great Devourer when he was 7. His eyes would look like he is really high sometimes (glow red) because of the curse, unrelated to shapeshifting. He also has a scar on his arm from the bite and the venom. It is usually very hard to scar an Oni/Dragon, but it was a powerful, long-term, magical wound. The bite caused him to become soooooooo angry and evil that he made up a Oni-persona because Onis look evil and cool. The two of them were always distracted by exploring the world, rather than questioning who they were. They just knew their father was from “outside the realm” and “half oni, half dragon.” They knew he and they could live forever, while others couldn’t, and knew they could shapeshift, while others couldn’t. But they never questioned him further, like.... they didn’t really care lol. Around 30 they looked/acted like they were around 15 years old (around 30 is when they met Aspheera btw). TEENAGE YEARS/YOUNG ADULTHOOD | YEARS 30-70: More adventuring and not caring about who they are. On one adventure, Wu got “crucified” by a village of people, Breaking-Wheel-Style on a Dharmachakra, while Garmadon watched and laughed. Eventually Wu and Garmadon met this woman on their adventures. [[Ninjago spoilers, cough cough --mystaké, --cough cough]]. She cryptically explained a few things: Dragon and Oni were at war in the past, Dragons create, Oni destroy, and currently the two species are dispersed across the realms. Wu and Garmadon’s father got mad at this lady for spilling all these beans, so she shut up about the dragon and oni shit, but still guided them in other ways for many many many many many many many many years to come. Around age 60, Wu and Garmadon looked about 30 years old. Their father passed on when they were 60, and the brothers began to diverge in the way they physically looked. Prior to this, they were near identical and relatively normal looking. My dearest apologies to those of you who love sexy 30 year old sensei Wu, buuuttttttttt, over the next decade, Wu became eldercore and wisdompilled as fuck. Meanwhile, Garmadon became a ripped 7′0 hottie (smh), who SLOWLY got older over centuries, paralleling Misako’s age. We’ll talk about Misako later. CENTURIES GO BY | YEARS 70-450: Btw, despite being really hard to scar, Wu got scars on his arms from another “crucifixion” at some point. (we’ll talk more about this later). .......More stuff happens.... not related to onis or dragons shapeshifting...... At age 450: -- oh crap GARMADON YOURE EVIL AF *banishes him*. We’ll obviously talk a LOT more about the banishment event later, ofc. Garmadon gets #pissed and so #fuck #anger #kill that he turns into his four-armed oni-persona. Wu and Garmadon know dragons. Wu hid the four golden weapons so Garmadon could never get them, and had dragons guard them. He is actually pretty tight with these dragons. They’re his friends. They were friends with Garmadon too. In the “Pilot”, “Weapons of Destiny”, Wu could’ve stopped these dragons from fighting the Ninja, but he wanted to test his students lmao. As for Oni, Wu and Garmadon (believe they) have never met a full-Oni. UP TO THE CURRENT DAY | YEAR 610. Most of Ninjago’s people know nothing about Oni and Dragons. Oni and Dragons are just mythological, often dismissed as fake. They don’t know Wu, Garmadon, and the First Spinjitzu Master are related to Oni and Dragon at all. Their origin doesn’t need explanation to most citizens. People just think, “Oh, The FSM, Master Wu, and Lord Garmadon? You mean God, Jesus, and Evil Jesus?” (Of course, the “Jesus” part is COMPLETELY non-diegetic, and they don’t actually call them that. They don’t know wtf Jesus is). I could go off about religion in Ninjago, but don’t get me started lol XD So, in conclusion, we got two immortal half-dragon-half-oni idiots that are worshipped by the average citizen. Wu is purposefully eldercore, and Garmadon is purposefully a ripped 7′0 oni-persona hottie. Post that explains rules of oni-dragon shapeshifting. That’s the lore at the moment. Any thoughts? Criticisms? Any other questions?

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c-can you write a haechan smut where he tortues y/n in public or something like that? btw i LOVED your mark ff it's one of my favorites i read so far and let me tell you i read a LOT. love you work!!

“Haechan, this doesn’t seem like a good idea,” you whined. Your boyfriend was excitedly lacing up his shoes as you stood by the front door waiting. You had a lot of things to do now that the weekend had finally rolled around and the last thing you needed was for Haechan to come up with any wild ideas but alas, here you were.

You wriggled around, feeling the cool metal of the vibrator he had asked you to wear, rub against your clit. The sensation alone was already causing knots to form in your stomach.

“Hey, we had a deal. Don’t tell me you’re too scared to go through with it...” he taunted. He was right. You guys had made a stupid bet earlier that week over the plotwist in a drama you had been watching together. Haechan barely seemed to pay attention to the sappy show but still somehow managed to predict the season finale. You weren’t sure what pissed you off more, the fact that you had lost the bet or the fact that the ending of your favourite show was so much different than what you had hoped for.

You sighed deeply. Probably both. “Hurry up, I have a lot to do,” you groaned. Haechan smiled up at you as he finished up with his shoes before standing up again and planting a kiss on your forehead.

“This is going to be so much fun,” he sang. “Yeah, for you maybe!” you grumbled as the two of you stepped out of the door into the hallway of your apartment. As expected, Haechan couldn’t wait to get started. He had both arms shoved into the pockets of his denim jacket as you entered the empty elevator and the second the doors closed you stumbled back against the wall as you felt the vibrator spring to life, buzzing silently against your clit. You let out breathy moans, trying your best to act normal because of the camera that was placed in the corner, directly across from you.

Haechans eyes twinkled with excitement as he smiled at you from the other side of the elevator. You met his gaze with an angry yet equally sultry look. “H-haechan, could you seriously not wait until we got out of here?” you snapped at him, trying your hardest to hold back your moans.

You let out a loud gasp as you felt the intensity of the vibrations increase — forcing you to hold on to the wall as you clenched your legs together. “Baby, you should really watch your tone when you speak to me,” he warned as his eyes narrowed at you. You were whining softly in the corner as you dropped your head down away from the view of the camera and squeezed your eyes shut, trying to find the strength to power through the stimulation. You finally reached the ground floor and before the doors could slide open, the buzzing stopped.

You were still gasping softly for air when you felt Haechan rope his fingers between yours, before stepping out of the elevator into the lobby and waving to the concierge on your way out, as if nothing had happened at all. All you could do was hold onto his hand and lean into his arm, trying your best not to lose your footing as you kept up with him, already feeling weak. This is going to be a long day, you thought to yourself. And you were right.

The entire duration of the car ride consisted of you leaning back in the front seat, moaning over the sound of the radio. Thank God you had tinted windows because there was no way other drivers wouldn’t have noticed you writhing around in ecstasy. “Haechannnn,” you whined as you pulled into a parking space outside of the grocery store. Your boyfriend had the most mischievous look on his face as he clicked away at the settings on the mini remote control that he had in his hand. He drew your face towards his. You couldn’t help it. As frustrated as you were, you were turned on beyond belief.

You dove into the kiss, moaning into his mouth as you slipped your tongue right past his lips. You were devouring his face and began to groan as he slowly started pulling away. “Holy shit, y/n... slow down,” he laughed. You had lifted yourself up off your seat and were halfway into haechan’s as you tried to bridge the gap between your bodies. The vibrator still buzzed at your core, and you couldn’t take it.

“I-I’m going to c-cum,” you stuttered in the passenger seat. You turned to Haechan hoping for some sort of empathy but he didn’t even reach out to kiss you or touch you again. Instead he sat back, watching you. “Alright, come for me, right...” he bagan as he fumbled around with the remote before turning it up onto the highest setting, “...now.”

You let out a sound that was a mixture between a moan and a scream as your orgasm hit you. Your hands gripped at your crotch over your jeans as you squeezed yourself through the fabric, clenching your legs. “Fuck, fuck, FUCK,” you swore as you felt the wetness seep out of you as Haechan watched. His mouth hung slightly open and you could see the growing erection in his pants as he reached out and palmed himself gently, watching over you as your body shook next to him. He was enjoying the show far too much. Tears started to pool in your eyes as you pleaded with him to turn off the device, and he finally did... clicking the off button as you collapsed back against the seat, drawing in heavy breaths as your eyes fell shut.

You felt Haechan sprinkle soft kisses on your head as he whispered. “Good girl... you lasted so long,” he cooed as he brushed the back of his hand against your cheek. Your eyes fluttered open to find him hovering dangerously close. “Keep it up and I promise that once we get home I will fuck you so well that you won’t even be able to walk afterwards,” he seethed as he squeezed himself through his jeans. You whimpered at his words as your legs clenched again.

Haechans expression changed almost immediately, catching you off guard and scaring you a bit. “Okay, lets go in. We ran out of eggs by the way so let’s get those first before we forget,” he said casually as he opened up the door and hopped out of the car.

You sat in the passenger seat staring out the window after him with wide eyes, completely in disbelief at the change in his demeanor before clambering out after him. How the fuck was he acting so normal?

The shopping trip was short and sweet. It seemed the both of you were growing impatient after Haechans little comment and were eager to head back home. Haechan was a bit more generous this time. There were lots of people around the store so he refrained from torturing you too much — but of course he didn’t stop completely.

Whenever the two of you would end up in a more deserted aisle in a less populated area of the store he would switch on the vibrator again watching as you gripped the shopping cart tightly between your hands, whimpering quietly. You were so glad you had worn a longer cardigan and dark pants because you were almost certain that you had soaked yourself at this point. You stood in an isle as you looked for new cutlery to purchase when you felt the familiar buzzing return. Haechan stood directly behind you this time, wrapping his arms around you and dropping his head down to whisper in your ear as you let out soft moans.

“You look so sexy right now,” he cooed. Your cheeks had been permanently stained a soft pink colour since you had entered the store because of your arousal. Your lips were also plump and bruised red from all the biting you had done to hold in your moans. Haechan dropped kisses down your neck. “I want you to cum for me again right here,” he ordered. You shifted your gaze to either end of the aisle to make sure no one was around. If anyone did pass by, the two of you would look like any other young couple romantically shopping. “H-haechan—“ you began to protest before you felt the buzzing increase once more to its maximum setting

“Oh... OH” you gasped as your body fell backwards into your boyfriends arms as another orgasm rolled through you. You could do nothing but clench your legs and let out deep breaths in order to refrain from causing a scene. This time you could really feel the wetness pooling between your legs as you regained your composure and tugged at your sweater, hoping it was covering you up enough.

Haechan stood back and giggled a bit as he watched you frantically attempt to compose yourself before you continued to push the shopping cart towards the front of the store in a huff. Haechan drew you into his side and planted a kiss on your cheek before whispering “sorry, couldn’t help it. Let’s get out of here though, I need to be inside of you as soon as possible.”

You had cashed out in record time and decided to abandon all the other errands you planned for the day. Haechan’s little game had completely thrown you off of your routine. Even though you had already cum two times already, you didn’t feel like you could function properly until you had every inch of your boyfriend buried inside of you. The thought alone was driving you insane as you rushed out of the car with a bag of groceries in hand. You greeted the concierge once more as you waited for the elevator.

Once it arrived you both entered and once again you felt the vibrator spring to life. You leaned back against the wall again as the doors began to slide shut, just as a hand interrupted its action — sending the doors opening up again. Haechan shot you a surprised look as someone entered the elevator with you. “Sorry!” they said. It was one of your neighbours, an older woman who lived a couple floors below you. You thought haechan would have stopped the device but you met his gaze once more as he shot you a wink and turned up the setting. You let out a soft whimper as your neighbour looked over at you concerned.

“Oh, is everything okay?” she asked as she watched a bead of sweat slide down the side of your forehead as you let out shallow breaths. You nodded, trying your best to hold it together. “Y-yeah, just not feeling too great,” you stammered.

You felt the vibrators intensity increase as you let out a full on groan. “Ah— gosh, I have a MASSIVE headache,” you lied as your neighbour went wide eyed once more. “You look like you’re burning up. You may have a fever. Make sure you take something right away!” she advised as the door dinged open on her floor. You couldn’t even respond, simply nodding your head.

“Don’t worry, I’ll take good care of her!” said haechan as the elevator shut once more, leaving only the two of you inside. You reached your floor a few seconds later, as the buzzing continued. Haechan had refused to turn the device off as you were in the final stretch.

The seocnd you had unlocked the door and entered the apartment you had dropped the bag of groceries and kicked off your shoes, dragging Haechan by his collar into the room in a rage.

“You asshole —“ you muttered as you weaved through the hall towards your bedroom. Haechan giggled as he trailed behind you. Once you had shut the door behind you, you had pulled your pants down, letting the vibrator fall to the floor, buzzing against the hardwood. Haechan had begun undressing himself too as you pushed him backwards onto the bed, climbing into his lap and immediately positioning him at your entrance.

You slipped his entire cock right into your dripping hole as you let out a sweet soft moan. “Fuck, I’ve been dying to ride you for hours,” you groaned as you rotated your hips in circles, as your clit dragged against his abdomen. Haechan dropped his head back as he allowed you to use him for your own pleasure. Your knees began to go weak as you felt your orgasm approaching. Haechan leaned up flipping you over to be on top as he spread your legs before burying himself into you again. He dropped kisses down your neck and suckled at the flesh as you lay there motionless in complete bliss, savouring the feeling of him slipping against your wells.

“Fuck, you’re going to make me come again,” you whimpered in his ear. He drew your mouth in for a kiss as he pulled at one of your legs, forcing it up higher to rest around his waist as he pistoned his hips forward, slapping against your flesh and hitting the deepest parts of your core. You moaned into eachother’s mouths as you felt his hips jerk, releasing spurts of warmth into you. Your orgasm hit you just as you felt his cum begin to seep out of you and he continued to thrust himself against your body as you both rode out your high. He collapsed against you soon after, still remaining inside you as your insides contracted and you felt him begin to go soft — leaving only the sound of the buzzing vibrator on the floor and your deep breaths to fill the silence of your bedroom.