#(🌭) man’s best friend @:)

[urlocalmagicalcat]

I Was A Bit Scared About Posting This! I Don’t Draw A Lot Compared To Everyone In Our System But I Thought About Giving It A Go Since I’m Really Satisfied With How It Looks! Art Comes In So Many Different Shapes, Sizes, And Styles! It’s So Fun To Express Art In My Own Way! I’m More Of A Crayon-Type Kind Of Guy Myself When Drawing And Doodling! @:)

— Wally, He/They, 🏠

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🌭🍔🥑 for the fic asks! Love ya!!

This was such a fun couple days thanks to you @babbushka ! We need to keep this up! It’s beyond wonderful to have you back! 💗💗💗

🍔What's a headcanon that hasn't made it into a published fic yet?

Ok this is the most fun question! We should just have a weird and random HC day lol!

Flip loves vintage advertising. Those old sporting calendars you used to see in hardware stores and sporting goods stores that have nostalgic paintings or action scenes from the old west with cowboys and gunfighters and hunters and mountain men. They're his primary decor in his cabin. Walking through that heavy wooden door, you could just as well be stepping back one hundred years, especially since it's far enough from town that no lights shine at night and there are no sounds other than those made by the forest and wildlife.

Flip loves dive bars. He can take you out dancing or wine and dine you somewhere swanky, and he does often. But there's something about the gritty familiarity of a dive bar - the neon lights, the bad taxidermy, the sticky floor, the smell of greasy food, whiskey, and smoke, Johnny Cash playing on the jukebox - that really gets him riled up and hot under the collar.

Friday nights after he gets off, he asks you to meet up with him and the guys for some greasy food and a beer. Work weighs heavily on his shoulders and he takes it seriously. His usual approach to stress is to sweat it out with a vigorous workout. Weights, running, or punching a heavy bag are best. A vigorous fuck works too. He tries to get his heart racing with one method in the morning and the other in the evening. But he takes Friday nights to unwind in more traditional ways, out someplace with friends and his girl. In a dive bar, he can be boisterous and crude, laugh loud and tell raunchy jokes with Ron, make you sit on his thigh and shamelessly grab your ass, kiss your neck and growl absolute filth in your ear. For his money, it beats the hell out of going someplace he actually has to behave and act civilized.

Challenging you to a game of pool is a favorite go-to. He usually throws the game just to watch you gloat. And more importantly, to watch you bend over the pool table and stretch out prettily to make a shot. It makes his blood run hot, makes him hard in his jeans, when he looks down your shirt or eyes your ass like a dirty old man. He loves that you're all his to eye all he wants. You know this, of course, and naturally play it up a little extra for his enjoyment. When you draw attention from other men in the bar, you know that too, but it's just so much fun to see Flip puff out his chest a little and glare at your fan club. Once or maybe twice according to Flip's count, this has culminated in a bar fight with you icing his bruised knuckles and kissing his bloody lip late into the night. But you should see the other guys. According to a more accurate and unbiased count - yours - this happens almost annually. It's a nice treat to look forward to once a year or so. And the fireworks he gives you afterwards are a helluva lot better than the Fourth of July.

🌭Do you have any writing rituals to help 'get in the zone'?

I really like watching movies with the vibes I’m going for while I’m writing or having them play in the background. I've currently exhausted my Victorian watchlist while I've been working on my current fic. I also like to read similar things too but that's obviously more time consuming. I recently discovered a fun series you might like with campy Victorian antics by Evie Dunmore.

When I'm a little stuck or need to picture something better, something physical helps my brain function a little. Lifting weights works for me and although I truly hate cardio, it helps to get my thoughts churning. Probably because I'm so bored and miserable, but I'll take what I can get xD.

Then there's always good ol' maladaptive daydreaming.

Omg all the edits that have been coming around the last couple years have really helped keep me rabid. Especially during these content dry spells when there's no new movies on the horizon to look forward to.

I love making aestheics/moodboards for myself and I have a ton that have never seen the light of day because they're just for me or to scratch an itch. It's extra fun because it satisfies both an artsy urge and helps stay in the zone for fics. But sometimes they also derail me with a new idea and I deviate to write a fic for the moodboard xD

These are some of my favorites that don't go with a posted fic. I may have a problem!

This is my recent desktop backgrounds:

🥑What are you currently working on?

I have one big fic that I'm currently focused on. Which is really the biggest challenge for me, just staying focused on any one thing OMG. But I'm right at the finish line for this one, then I have to chose which idea to focus primarily on next. I'm trying really hard to get some bigger projects done just because they have a chance of potentially being serious writing. And frankly because the engagement is down here, but if that changes, I'm more than happy to change with it and get rabid again. Even these HCs today are such a fun little burst of creativity!

Wargrave Hall

Victorian haunted house and occult story with romance of course. I have about 1/3 of this posted now publicly but its gotten too big to update my fic post now, which really pisses me off actually xD. I'm very near the end and it's just under 100k now, so it will probably finish somewhere around 110K and then I'll post it all. I'm having a lot of fun with it and it's much better than I thought it'd be when I started it. In my humble, biased opinion anyway.

Annees Folles

Roaring Twenties adventure story with a love triangle and plenty of romance and treasure hunting. This is hovering around 150k now and has never been published, although I've sent it to my friends here who have shown interest. I'd be happy to send it to anyone who's consistently supported my insanity. It's definitely my favorite thing I've written so far and has everything I love. After I finish the Victorian fic, my goal is to get this one finished too so I have two big quality fics in the bank, then start a new project. I'm probably 7/10 done with this one, so it will be a big one when completed.

I might be obsessed with the aesthetic...

[magnum-fletcher-columbo]

The Magnum-Fletcher-Columbo blog!

A silly-sometimes-serious little blog about my three most favorite detective shows. Could easily collect more old detective shows like Pokémon. I enjoy The A-Team as well but I think fourth under these guys. I spend most of my TV time watching these people.

I post and reblog memes ☝🏻 I post and reblog art ✌🏻 I write fake dialogue exchanges between my blorbos 🤟🏻 I do write-ups, I do it all!

Do you know the detectives?

📸 • Thomas Magnum is a private investigator and Vietnam veteran who took up residence at the Oahu estate of unseen author Robin Masters. His best buddies are T.C. and Rick. All of them butt heads with the head of security at the estate, a British man who goes by the name Higgins. Thomas drags his friends into the most unhinged cases imaginable—life as a private investigator, he’d tell you. NEVER call Thomas a ‘private eye’, he hates the connotations. 🏐🚁🏝️

🖋️ • Jessica Fletcher is a world famous author of murder mystery books and a lifelong resident of the fictional coastal Maine town, Cabot Cove. Armed with extensive knowledge of weapons and the human body, her unassuming nature, and an extremely keen eye, Jess assists police with murder cases—especially if they just kind of refuse to do their jobs and accuse the wrong person. Her best friends include Dr. Seth Hazlitt and sheriffs Amos Tupper and Mort Metzger. 📚🔎🖊️

🧥 • Columbo is a homicide detective for the LAPD. Every time an inconceivably rich Los Angeles socialite murders someone and thinks they got away with it, Columbo comes to the rescue. Suspects mistake his rumpled appearance and disarming personality quirks for bumbling incompetence. Columbo hates using guns and doesn’t own one. His best friend in the whole wide world is his wife. Much like Jessica, Columbo is one of the most observant people you will ever meet. Also one of the most persistent. He also drives the shittiest car ever. 🚬☝🏻🌭

[themagical1sa]

something I've been thinking about

I'm not an Actor!Mark fan nor am I an Actor!Mark hater, but I may be a secret third thing: an Actor!Mark kinnie. /hj

Okay, let me explain-

-the idea came back to me when my friends brought up an ex-bestie again.

This ex-bestie sexted my then-crush for several days. She only admitted after my ex-crush admitted to me, and the both of them only confessed to me about what they did the day after Valentine's Day back in 2021.

And to think, I wrote them poems along with my other best friends...

...anyway, all this made me remember that day, that unfortunate, God-forsaken day that was February 15, 2021. It was an exam day, and I didn't think much when my then-crush said he had something to confess (aside from how he liked me and wanted to properly court me someday), but God, I didn't think he'd confess about sexting with one of my friends either.

I could have been furious -- no, I was furious. I remember having been so infuriated that I wanted to stab someone like myself or something. I wanted to burn the gifts they gave me. I wanted to burn my room. I wanted to destroy everything including myself.

I was enraged, but I still tried to be civil while confronting my ex-bestie who gaslit me about the feelings I had told her about.

I could have just lost my composure and let it out on her, but I didn't.

The following months were hell, though. I remember wanting to create an elaborate plan just to drag both my ex-best friend and my now ex-crush, but I felt I was better than that. If they were so horrible and handled my feelings and trust and heart so carelessly, then why should I be giving them any form of thought or attention? Why create an elaborate plan against them when I could simply cut them out of my life?

Creating an elaborate plan against the two who personally and gravely wronged me was really tempting, honestly, but like I said -- I felt I was better than that...

...so imagine how uncanny I felt when I realized what Actor!Mark did exactly when I rewatched Who Killed Markiplier? after five years since I first saw it.

Mark the Actor was betrayed and cheated on by his best friend and his beloved wife; and, in his hurt, he created an elaborate plan against both of them. It backfired immensely and affected all their friends, but still...

...I felt an extremely uncanny feeling when I realized that I'd been through a similar experience. I couldn't hate nor love him for his character arc because I went through practically the same thing (without the elaborate plan part... yet...?).

Man. Relating to Mark the Actor was not on my Markiplier fandom relapse bingo card, but here I am now, I guess...?

On another note, I've been very tempted to undergo some flavor of "villain arc" myself. I don't exactly know what that implies nor entails, but it's been in my mind for a while. Something about focusing more on myself than other people -- I hear that's what a personal villain arc is.

Anyway, that's it for this thought piece thing.

If you made it this far... thanks...? Haha... hatdog 🌭

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

🌭BBQ at Team Manager's House 🍤

Shiratorizawa x GN manager; Inarizaki x GN manager

Warnings: fluff

AN: This is a request from @foxysdump!!

🌠 Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠

Inarizaki

I hope you prepared food for an army YN

Seriously 😅

What started as a small BBQ has now involved into a team event

You actually had no intention on inviting the guys

Seriously it was by accident

You mentioned you couldn't hang out on the weekend because eyour family was having a BBQ

"Did someone say BBQ?"- Osamu

Seriously he could have been a country away and heard the words "BBQ" and came running 🙄

"Oh that's OK YN we will just come to your BBQ no big deal"- Atsumu

Ummm 😅

"They didn't even invite us"- Suna

Suna is the only one looking out for you 🤣

"Sure they did! Didn't you YN?"- Atsumu

"Uhhh sure"- you

Seriously you are too cute YN and way too nice to say no

You figure you better warn your parents

"Umm so I have some friends coming to the BBQ we might need more food?"

"No worries! We have plenty"- your parents

Famous last words

Thankfully Kita shows up with side dishes 🤣

Because when the team rolls up your parents are like

👁👄👁

Feeding a dozen plus 6 ft tall volleyball stars is no laughing matter

"I told you we'd need more food"- you 😅

Kita is an absolute angel and came prepared

He also made sure the guys stopped and grabbed food before coming 🤣

Legit these boys eat like 400 meals a day

Osamu is like Kags

Constantly having food in his hand 🤣

Thankfully you parents over prepare

"Good thing we got the large meat platter"- your parents

"I thought you meant 1 or 2 friends YN"

"Umm well they are kind of a package deal"- you 😅

It's like shopping in bulk 🤣

You get all the players or none

Still, the BBQ is a huge success

Atsumu already invited himself back

Kita helps clean up 🥰

Aran is busy babysitting

Osamu is helping with cooking tips

These boys are the epitome of the saying "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach" 🤩

Shiratorizawa 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

You invited Tendo

That's it 🙅

However you should really have known better YN

Because once you invite Tendo, you've by default incited the entire team

"I'm going to YN's for a BBQ tomorrow you should come!"- Tendo to the entire team

He may have made flyers 😅

But you already knew this was coming so you warned your folks

"Just so you know, there will probably be a few more friends showing up the BBQ tomorrow"- you

"Now worries"- your parents, totally clueless

Ok then 😆

Tendo shows up with the entire time

You are not surprised

Thankfully you spent the morning peeling 3 pounds of potatoes and making 50 burgers 🍔

"Oh my, I thought you meant only a few friends YN"- you parents

You never did specify a number 😅

Legit a forest has shown up at your home

Semi and Reon totally help

Goshiki is just so excited tk be in your presence 🤩

Ushiwaka babysits Tendo

Literally just stands there while Tendo talks to him

Tendo 👉🏻🤪🤸

Ushiwaka 👉🏻 🧍‍♂️ 😐

The boys come with big appetites

Sorry Yn no leftovers for you 😆

It's fine tho because it wad a fun team bonding moment

"Next time maybe we should have a potluck"- you parents

Probably for the best 😆

[punkscowardschampions]

Cammie & Jesse

Cammie: Hey Cammie: where are you? we scheduled a hang Cammie: and I'm a 🐒 on my own Cammie: [selfie of her hanging upside down of the bed you know what I mean] Jameson: 🤫 if the doctor hears you there'll be no more jumping Jameson: you know Josh B, jumped in the lake for a dare on the last school trip? Cammie: 🙈🙈 but go on Jameson: well his sister, Kayleigh, year below Jameson: we got to talking, she started talking to me Jameson: and yeah 🙈🙈 init Cammie: talking or TALKING Cammie: one's nowt like the other Jameson: what would you know 'bout talking with vocab like that 😉 Jameson: capital T talking I suppose Cammie: Oi! You know full well I had a LONG talk with Jason Carter on that same trip, dickhead! Jameson: 🤢 Jameson: stop your chattering 🐒 Cammie: Alright so you don't wanna talk about this girl then? Jameson: I don't wanna talk about Jason Carter and you, tah Jameson: but nah, I'm just TRYING to say, that's where I've been Cammie: I weren't trying to relive it, TAH Cammie: it were like I'd put the hoover on my face Jameson: 😂 lonely much? Jameson: you'll end up in A&E with no dignity but a decent story Cammie: Piss off, like Cammie: what was the last thing she said? You gonna bin me off again soon or what? Jameson: went 🎳 with some of her mates Jameson: I think we're going out Cammie: 🤢 Jameson: do you even know her Jameson: or you reminiscing on the time you HAD to have a burger and a hotdog when we was at the alley and you sprayed lanes 5-9 Cammie: shut up I still can't stare down a 🌭 to this day Jameson: probably for the best Jameson: s'all 🐽and 🍑holes Jameson: 😋 Cammie: you're fucked if it weren't capital T talking, our kid Jameson: 🖕 off Jameson: I didn't really know her but it were alright Jameson: her friends are naff though Cammie: I dunno her either honestly Cammie: 🔍 Jameson: [sends socials which, lbr, will not endear you to her lmao] Cammie: was she at Louise J's party? were you? Cammie: I'm having flashbacks to a moment Jameson: I was Jameson: some girl talked to me Jameson: you reckon it was her? 🙊 Cammie: I reckon might be Cammie: I left well early if you recall though Cammie: can't handle my 🍻 Jameson: bless ya 💕 Jameson: that makes sense, her friends were making loads of sly comments about that party, I thought she'd maybe chucked a whitey too, like Jameson: oops, owing 💐n 🍫 'fore we started ain't good Cammie: in my da's soft lad 👣 instead of yours, not that I'm fuming or owt like that 🙄😏 Cammie: whatever it were a shite one Jameson: yeah his livers well hard 🙄😏 Jameson: I'd agree but I retroactively pulled so Jameson: 1-0 Cammie: drinking with your ma means he's always gonna look a twat by comparison Jameson: don't need to tell me the things lads do for 💕 Jameson: spent the last hour in clown shoes Cammie: Alright calm down Romeo jr Jameson: 🤢 okay okay Jameson: you wanna go out or stay in Jameson: 'cos you look a state so I understand 😉 Cammie: well if you didn't keep the clown shoes I don't wanna be seen with you, obvs Cammie: 🤞 she's the kinda lass who likes to dress her man Cammie: state of yous as standard Jameson: 🤡 squad Jameson: not today, soz Krusty Cammie: leave it out Cammie: can't shift this cold me 🤒 Cammie: I feel 🐕 rough Cammie: probably do look it an' all Jameson: nah, you don't Jameson: I got pick and mix though Cammie: Help me walk the actual dogs and I MIGHT you eat some Cammie: Jude went but she came back in like 2 mins later on the phone with a face like a wet weekend in Skerries Cammie: can't count that Jameson: 🐶 don't care about her man troubles Jameson: she was also meant to 'cos she was in shit so double Ls Cammie: I don't have a 💀 wish so I'm not gonna say owt Jameson: 🙀 Cammie: speaking of 💀 wishes though Cammie: you gonna take your new gf to the school dance or what? Jameson: 😫 Cammie: Come on, you 💕 to dance just like your da Jameson: ha ha Jameson: it should be illegal to make lads dance Jameson: was subjected to enough of Jude's 'routines' as a child, done my time Cammie: they barely do if the lass can, only gotta stand there all 😎 Jameson: 😏 yeah love being used like a stripper pole, me Cammie: you'll be 😍 and 🤤 when Kayleigh has a go 🤢😒😏 Jameson: leave off 😂 Jameson: she ain't that type, she's cute Cammie: okay Jammy 💘 go sit in a 🌳 Jameson: 🐒 Cammie: Probs a better 💋 than you that 🐒 Jameson: nyeah Jameson: no one going near you snotty Cammie: 💔😜 Jameson: and I'm the only one bringing you 🍬🍫 rn so think on Cammie: 'Cause you're the softest lad ever ever 🌼👶🐇🐁🐑☁ Jameson: is that a rat Cammie: 🐀 that is Jameson: you look nice there Cammie: 😳 by which I mean 🖕 Jameson: 💕 Cammie: any of my mates who'd go are 'cause they have a date Cammie: which also means no chance of me 😂 at or 🔍 on yours Cammie: well gutted Jameson: come on, there's time Jameson: 'cos same and all hers'll be there Jameson: was well outnumbered today Cammie: Alright do I convince one of them to go or find a date of my own? Cammie: which is closer to utter bollocks Jameson: 🤔 Jameson: which mate would you bring Cammie: Taz might but might get me kicked out as soon as I'm in Cammie: other end of the scale is Johnny who's unlikely to say a word all night Cammie: putting someone like Keegan in the middle Jameson: s'a fair shout Jameson: he's not that much of a prick, try that Cammie: do you want him 'round your new missus though, like? Jameson: wys Cammie: two words, Melanie Grainger Cammie: your gf kinda looks like her, a bit Jameson: I reckon if she can't hold it together with an offer like that then we've got bigger problems Jameson: I'm Romeo, remember Cammie: Don't remind me, tah Jameson: 😂 Jameson: do you reckon Keegan actually then Cammie: I reckon I'm due a hot new lad to fake take to a real school dance but I won't hold my breathe, eh? Cammie: that plot's been rinsed more times than owt Bill's written Cammie: any road if I bring one of the lasses I won't have to use any of the lads as a stripper pole 😬 grim Jameson: 💔 if you got that fired up on netflix you can jog on Cammie: who needs Netflix when I can make your da tell me about how he got your ma Cammie: again Jameson: shall we not 🙄 Cammie: 😂 Cammie: would Orla go with me, do you reckon? Jameson: Orla's fit Jameson: and good craic, I don't see why not Cammie: Kian reckons so an' all though Cammie: if he asks she'll throw me under the bus Jameson: Kian wrote Miss Donnley a love letter when we was 8 Jameson: people don't forget Jameson: she weren't there for the 🌭 incident, so she'll reckon you're cooler Cammie: the red pen was a committed if menacing touch 💕 Jameson: go 🩸 or go home lad Cammie: fuck it then Jameson: wheyyy Jameson: 🎊🎉 Cammie: 🙉🙉 Cammie: it's gonna be shiter than shite, isn't it? Cammie: 🙈🙈 Jameson: fucking awful, like Jameson: 🎇🎆 Cammie: predrinking at mum's? 👍 Cammie: her shifts will line up nicely Cammie: and I can meet Kayleigh proper before the big event Cammie: just don't tell Orla how fit you reckon she is Jameson: 👍👍👍 sound Jameson: and I'd wait at least a few dates before suggesting a threesome Jameson: #gentleman Cammie: It'll take ages to persuade her of that if she won't grind on you a bit when a tune plays, catch yourself on Jameson: 💔 Jameson: I'm well persuasive, bet you wanna hear all about that 😂 Cammie: 🤢🤢🤢 Jameson: thought as much Cammie: shut up you massive dickhead Jameson: 🤐🤐🤐 Jameson: I wonder if Jude is too 😢 to get us drink though Cammie: Where the hell is Jac? Jameson: 🤷 Jameson: didn't see her getting a strike, like Jameson: probably out with her followers Cammie: is she answering her phone to you 'cause I must be on her shit list Jameson: I'll 🙏 for you Jameson: but hang on, lemme try Cammie: if she gave me this 🤧 Cammie: 💀💀💀 Jameson: 🙄 Jameson: I'm glad she ain't if you wanna 📢❗ via my earholes Cammie: forget it, Jude said she'll go Jameson: does Alfie wanna come walk the dogs? Cammie: I reckon the 📢❗ were a yes Jameson: 🙉 Jameson: I'll bring my best dealing with toddler enthusiasm Cammie: Don't tell him about the pick & mix Jameson: so mean Jameson: there's enough to go around, Camilla Cammie: Piss off he's a demon Cammie: and I want it Jameson: he's only got worse since Vin started walking Jameson: partners in crime Jameson: don't you wish we could go back to when I was the only boy Jameson: perfect 👼 I was Cammie: 😭 Jameson: s'emotional, I know Jameson: Cass' lads are worse, you could live with them Cammie: No tah Jameson: don't blame you Cammie: It might be too quiet 'round mum's but you're alright Jameson: not when we 🍾🥂 Cammie: Swear you won't let me be a drunk twat Jameson: the drunk I can prevent... Jameson: 'course Jameson: don't wanna disappoint the lovely Orla, do I Cammie: you will just by being there Jameson: charmer Cammie: 😏 Jameson: just know I meant to save you a giant 🍓 Jameson: but this bus ride is so long Cammie: STOP PLAYING Jameson: that's just how disappointing I am Jameson: 🥺 Cammie: I'll DM Kayleigh if you don't hand over them 🍓 Jameson: you wouldn't Cammie: I would Cammie: this is not a test Jameson: we're gonna 👊 Cammie: you and whose army, our kid? Jameson: I've got all the energy from these 🍓 Cammie: 🐖 Jameson: [sends picture of 🍓s he's obvs saved like a ransom note vibe like be nice or else] Cammie: You might be able to talk her into that threesome after all Jameson: 😂 Jameson: Not really a compliment but I'll take it Cammie: It is if you really do think Orla is fit and good craic Jameson: Don't reckon I'll be pushing my luck Jameson: first proper girlfriend and that Cammie: Awh Jameson: 😏 shut up Cammie: Alright lil Romeo Jameson: 😒 Cammie: Come on, smile you're in 💕 Jameson: I dunna Jameson: she's just like dead keen on me Jameson: but not a nutter Cammie: That's actually like Cammie: sweet Jameson: do I have to wear a suit to this thing or can we kick it more casual Cammie: I reckon it's a dress to the 9s kinda shindig Cammie: but we're in the same ⛵ I've got nowt either Jameson: we can go town Jameson: get some decent shit too Cammie: Yeah 👌 Jameson: and maccies Jameson: obvs Cammie: 🎊🎉 Jameson: 🙉🙉 Jameson: come on then, chuck us a child or a dog Cammie: Both, like Cammie: Gotta eat my 🍓 and you've got two hands Jameson: 10+ observation Jameson: and nice try, like Cammie: Take Alf then Jameson: 👍 Cammie: 👍

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Update Log: June 6th 2023, edited by Deuce (they/he, ♣️)

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