#( you know i'm right )

[scarlettohairdye]

I had a powerful urge come upon me and I was helpless against it.

[catpriciousmarjara]

Getting a PHD literally anywhere else: Wow! Congratulations! What a great achievement! Amazing!

Getting a PHD in Gotham: Wow! Amazing! You're now on several Government, Civilian, and Bat watchlists.

So if any of the Wayne kids get a PHD, then the entirety of Gotham would be squinting at them suspiciously. They're rich, so resources, and most likely already insane with all the shit they pull.

What I'm saying is if Jason went and got himself a Doctorate in Literature, the whole city would anticipate the appearance of his villainsona called the Dead Poet(emphasis on the dead) or Bookkeeper or something else similarly nerdy and themed like that for sure.

I just know that it would turn into some Gotham inside joke with memes abound, and everytime Jason would, I don't know, give more funding to the neglected Arts Departments in Gotham University, or go to a school for read alongs to encourage kids to read, Gotham social media would go crazy and be like:

"The Dreaded Villain Dead Poet Reads Alice in Wonderland to Children! How Despicable!"

"Villain Dead Poet Lambasts Government on Banning Books! Leads Librarians to Riot!"

"Dead Poet Ramps up his Villainy by Establishing Educational Programmes in Crime Alley! Uplifting the Poor! What a Dastardly Villain!"

"Dead Poet Goes on Live Ranting About his Favourite Books! Favourite Author is Jane Austen! Is this the Feminist Agenda?"

And so on! It's a meme that refuses to go away. His siblings actively participate, and make the situation worse.

Dick held an online Gotham Villains and Anti-Heroes Poll and Dead Poet came out on top, over Red Hood. Jason is an actual Gotham crime boss, but his crowdfunded villainsona is more popular. No he's not salty about it at all.

Duke would create a montage of Dead Poet sightings.

Stephanie would make a Dead Poet meme compilation.

Tim would arrange Wayne Enterprises to donate to local libraries after allegedly being threatened by the heinous villain Dead Poet. (Jason did ask Tim to do that but not like that)

Barbara created an extremely popular Villain Watch account for Dead Poet.

Cass tweeted out Jason's favourite books as the villain Dead Poets reading list telling people to avoid them 'wink wonk', causing a massive uptick in the sale of those books ala Bigolas Dickolas.

Damian of all people tweeted out a pic of Jason playing with Alfred the cat accusing the evil villain Dead Poet of attempting to kidnap his cat.

And thats not to mention all the shenanigans they pull in their batsonas.

God bless Gotham and it's home grown, organic, not even remotely ethically sourced, free range chaos.

[watercraver]

Jesus Christ of Nazareth, son of God, the Messiah, our Lord and Saviour, is NOT a boobs guy, he's not even an ass guy. Jesus Christ is aroace. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

[takerfoxx]

I don't know how common this opinion is, but I for one believe that, in Arcane season 2, it is vitally important to the plot that Vi and Cait have gay sex.

I'm not joking. I'm not being facetious. This isn't me playing silly buggers. I genuinely believe that it is narratively and thematically essential that Violet and Caitlyn have lesbian sex in season 2 of Arcane.

And I don't mean fade to black, cut to curtains, skip to the next morning. I mean we need to see them, on screen, make out like they're trying to suck the air from each other's lungs while tearing the clothes off of one another in the throes of sapphic passion and proceed to make such mind-blowingly artistic love that the animation awards will have to create a Best Plot-Relevant Sex Scene category just to give it its due.

This, I feel, must take place.

[multi-babii]

i'm gonna say 1 thing before going to sleep. andrew minyard is extremely gentle with kids. i will not elaborate any further.

[galecstatic]

and mike is gonna be the one to snap will out of the trance just like what he always did in s2

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

rip victor nikiforov, you would've loved the word "cunty" 😔

[extrashortshorts]

Beast definitely has to cut his hair at home, and it's pretty obvious who's always doing it for him

[g1rlr0b1n]

Wonder Woman #3: a synopsis by G1rlR0b1n

Damian Wayne, an exhausted house wife who has had to put his career on hold to raise a child, is frustrated with his husband who thinks he can get out of parenting simply because he is Superman.

[cimmeria-writes]

wow, yue, your hair looks just like moonlight.

for @atlasapphicweek​ day 7: free day

(ID: a redraw of a scene from howl’s moving castle with yue and suki from atla. they’re floating in the sky, suki holding onto yue’s hands. yue’s hair is dark brown and she’s wearing a purple dress with a fur wrap. she has a surprised expression on her face. suki is wearing a green kimono and kyoshi face paint. she’s smiling slightly.

a second redraw of a scene from howl’s moving castle. yue and suki are on a hill dotted with wildflowers. suki, who is lower on the hill, takes a step towards yue. she’s wearing a green kimono and her hair is in a half ponytail. yue looks down hesitantly, hands clasped. her hair is white, and she’s wearing a light blue, fur-trimmed deel.

a third redraw of a scene from howl’s moving castle. yue and suki are lying on a broken piece of hardwood floor, yue leaning over suki. yue’s hair is white and is being pulled by a breeze. she’s wearing a light blue, fur-trimmed deel. suki’s wearing a green kimono and her face paint is smudged. they are smiling at each other. END ID.)

+ bonus old lady yue

(ID: a bluescale drawing of a scene from howl’s moving castle with yue from atla. she’s an old woman, her hair gone white, and she’s sitting on a hillside, wrapped in a shawl. she’s eating fried flatbread, and looking off to the side. END ID.)

[elswif]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HERNANDEZ TWINS!!! TAYLOR AND TYLER!!! 🥳🥳

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAYLOR!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TYLER!!!

WE LOVE YOU GUYS!!! (only reblog on August 22, thank you!)

[timeisjustasocialconstruct]

I love how some people would look at the duo of Cody and Obi-Wan and think they are the sensible ones.

They kinda look like the sensible ones (at first), especially compared to Anakin and the 501st.

But in reality it's Commander 'I-punch-droids-on-daily-basis' and General 'I-flirt-with-my-enemies-on-every-ocassion' and they're both batshit crazy.

[chronicsyd]

Arcane drinking game: take a shot every time Vi wears the expression of a kicked puppy

[violaobanion]

wouldn't it be great if they did a remake of brokeback mountain but with austin butler and callum turner

[girlinthetardis04]

I have no doubt that if the three Frankies ever met, they'd immediately try to shake hands with each other simultaneously, only to cause an electric charge that zaps all three and possibly causes a power outage in the whole school

[drama-glob]