#( text; ryan. )

[just-barrow]

that door stood no chance

[lavendervalleyexpress]

Disney: you can make your movie R-rated but their relationship can’t be explicitly gay

Ryan: oh don’t worry this is a totally platonic road trip buddy comedy

The movie: The poster says, “best friends come together”, there’s a meet cute ugly at a bar and Logan immediately assumes Wade is there to hook up with him (so does the bartender), Wade calls him honey badger, and angel baby, their road trip song is a rock ballad about being lonely and wanting to meet someone, the second act has the classic romcom miscommunication/fight, they’re having a heated fight to one of the most iconic love song duets ever, Wade says, “the Honda Odyssey fucks hard too bad you don’t” and Logan says, “oh we’re just getting started”, after that there’s a shot where car they're in is rocking back and forth for hours and then it cuts to them asleep the next morning, there’s a line about Wade having Logan’s dick in his mouth (spoken by Ryan’s daughter), there’s a scene where they’re looking at each other longingly through a window because they think Wade is about to die (even though Logan hated him yesterday), Wade is very clearly staring at Logan’s abs after his shirt explodes then makes him put on a shirt after he sees other people also looking, they save each others lives by holding hands to a Madonna song about blowjobs, Logan starts walking away until Wade calls after him and he stops like he’s about to turn around and run back and kiss him but the camera cuts off before he does, Wade introduces Logan to Al like a nervous teenager introducing his girlfriend to his mom, and the last shot is their masks sitting next to each other in their ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT

Disney: ok we have notes

Ryan: no.

The movie: *makes $1,000,000,000*

[ayo-edebiri]

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy

[nic-coughlan]

can we blame him?

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

there's something so intimate about mutuals being on here at the same time. like oh you reblogged that from me just seconds after i posted/reblogged that, so in essence we have touched the same thing. did you feel me.

[bellabrady]

[nessa007]

ryan referring to him and shane as “mom and dad” 😭

[stolenkissesdiaz]

he’s BEEN wanting that damn cookie since 2018

[shaylogic]

The second time he sings "Where I see love, she sees a friend", the ballet Kens split off and hug each other in the background while Ryan!Ken is still resentful and remorseful in the foreground, unaware of them.

He's been distracted by the patriarchal ideology that men must win women's love as their only outlet of connection, even when women deny them, because it's the only option known to them.

The true solution is being telegraphed in the backround: nonviolent community with men as much as women, brotherhood and friendship with any person in life so that demand isn't directed one way.

In this essay I will--

[eyelessfog]

rarepairs r so funny because you'll be part of the rarepair group n you'll be like. okay but look at all this stuff that makes them make sense and from the outside you look like youre holding a conspiracy board with dots and string n everyone is like ohh wow.. okay.... umm.. if u say so.... but when youre IN the rarepair group youre like no listen look. its obvious. look at this. look. there are famous ships with less substance than this

[florida3exclamationpoints]

[just-barrow]

have some more low quality dp&w shitposts

[bisasterbuckley]

911 as text posts 19/?

[just-a-dot]

Barbie was fantastic, not because it was a great "girl power" feminist story, but because it said the Patriarchy and Toxic Masculinity are rooted in insecurity and harm everyone involved, even men. This wasn't anti-male or radical-feminism, but an honest look at the world and the harm we can accidentally inflict on each other. The only way to fight it is through loving ourselves and each other.

[nic-coughlan]

they match each others freak

[lupescx]

all thirteen era today :)