#( shitpost )

[superconfusedcoryn]

Ich lieb immer noch das die FDP fucking PowerPoint für ihren Evil-Masterplan benutzt haben.

Als wären das so Grundschüler die vor der Klasse einen Vortrag über ihr Lieblingstier (den Golden Retriever) halten müssen.

[atlas-hope]

i believe the original image is from @sigmachad !

[skippyisntfunny]

[lovesick-joey]

going homophobic after this

[voidheartkisses]

there goes my babyyyy

[incorrectbatfam]

Okay since Thanksgiving is coming up.. how would the Batfamily be like during Thanksgiving dinner?

Barbara: We're here!

Dick: And we brought mashed potatoes!

Jason: What? I already brought potatoes.

Dick: You know Barbara and I always do the potatoes.

Jason: Maybe I wanted to shake things up. Why should you be the only one to bask in the potato spotlight?

Damian: I also brought potatoes, obviously, since I was not going to bring the meat.

Cass: Me too. Harper helped.

Tim: Uh...

Dick: What?

Tim: Bruce told me to do something. So I made potatoes.

Jason: Unbelievable.

Bruce, carrying a bowl: Hey kids. I just finished the potatoes. Don't worry, I followed a recipe. Also, Kate and Selina called. Turns out they both made potatoes too. What are the odds?

Dick: Did anyone bring something other than potatoes? Duke?

Duke: Sorry, dude.

Dick: Steph?

Steph: I'm part Irish. What do you expect?

Barbara: At least Alfred took care of the turkey.

Alfred: Actually, the shops sold out, so I replaced it with potatoes.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @astranyx

I try my best

text: I love shit's unwillingness to calligraphize my bullshit

[itisiives]

[creelarke]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[gordonstanheight]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

[mushiver]

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

[vile-images]

[creepymutelilbugger]

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

[bookwyrminspiration]

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait