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quotes from my younger siblings
Him: You’re so mean to me, you didn’t buy syrup
Me, a broke bastard because weed is expensive: I don’t have syrup money.
Him: Steal it.
#quotes#siblings#sibling quotes#quotes my from my family of sixteen siblings#funny quotes#kids#i am becoming a criminal this upstanding citizen shit aint working#weed#he cracked the code#how is anyone still broke#just STEAL it#its been so simple#commit multiple felonies
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I was tagged by @buttercup-art to share five songs that I've been playing on repeat. Thank you for tagging me!
1. "New Game" by Black Math
2. "Sing to Me" by MISSIO, Death Stranding: Timefall
3. "Mad About You" by Hooverphonic
4. "Monster" by PVRIS
5. "Your Touch" by Foreign Air
Tagging: @bobapril , @trash-opossum-mel , @little-alternative-girl , @ruesinger , @nessiefromspace , @starfruitspice , @nokikissa , and anybody who wants to!
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when heimdallr drank from mimirs well do u think he took gjallarhorn on purpose or on accident
#fish.txt#like did he make it back from the well and was like ''ah shit i forgot to put this back. oh well i'm not going back down there.'' or did he#just steal it#norse myths tag
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GET TO KNOW THE MUN !!
NAME : Kim... pretty easy.
PRONOUNS : I will answer to anything, but she/her is what everyone uses.
PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : I'm not great at keeping in touch with people, but IMs seem to be fine for me. I do have Discord I just always forget about it.
MOST ACTIVE MUSE : This one, I just really feel him ya know?
EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS : Who knows at this point... I think my first blog was around 2010ish???
BEST EXPERIENCE : I made an incredible friend way back when through the rp community. We don't talk as much as we used to, because life and things, but we still catch up sometimes, and I'm always so happy to see them doing well in their career and craft. I love them and I always will.
RP PET PEEVE : It's the lack of patience and understanding for me. We are all people with lives and things outside of here. I for one will never go to someone like "You didn't respond to my thing" I don't know what's going on in their lives ad like... I do just disappear for a few days and I can take so long to get to my replies. It wouldn't be cool of me to bother someone when Im taking like three weeks to write a sentence.
PLOTS OR MEMES : Ummm... Depends on who I'm interacting with and their preferences. I do think that memes are a great and low pressure way to break the ice, but sometime if we're looking for something more than that we'll plot or lightly chat about the dynamic we're looking for.
LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : Again, depends. Sometimes you need more words to get the thought out and sometimes you don't.
ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSES : I suppose in some ways I am like my muses and I others, I'm not. I'm not as quick to trusting others as Caelum and I'm not as lonely as Juniper. But like we always put a bit of ourselves in our muses. Like I think I'm a very gentle and emotional sort of person and I have absolutely put that in both my boys...
TAGGED BY: @ratkiing TAGGING: @herbsandsorcery @hungryyheart Everyone!
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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'can i copy your homework?'
'yeah just don't make it obvious'
#literally bar for bar i'm SICKKKKKK#tumblr#tumblr update#put that thing back where it came from or so help me#imagine getting rid of everything that makes your website design unique and instead just stealing the layout of the site you slander so muc
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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.
If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.
Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.
Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.
Tim :
Dick :
Tim : My room is normal sized…
Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-
Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.
Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.
Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.
Jason :
Dick :
Jason : Do you want to-
Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.
#batfam#batman#dc comics#dcu#jason todd#comics#dick grayson#batbros#tim drake#damian wayne#bruce wayne#headcanon#i have a friend who is super mega rich and has a butler and shit#and she just couldn’t comprehend that I didn’t have an allowance as a kid#and that i had to wait for my birthday or christmas to get stuff#she’s one of my favorite people but she really has no concept of money#it’s really funny tbh#i feel like that’s how tim is. just wouldn’t get it#not damian though. he just doesn’t give a shit.#he’d just steal whatever he wanted tbh
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doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus
watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫
(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#i hope you didn't think i was done with these dorks#they're here to study and also steal everything (including our hearts)#i forget if rollo has a similar line about what he's doing at nrc but i imagine he made sure it was all meticulously above-board#carefully planned out and all his papers in precise order#meanwhile fellow kicks down the door and is like 'what up birdman i'm here to learn some HISTORY'#'also this is my emotional support child. ...wait what do you mean you have precedent for this'#(he does have another home screen line that's like)#('i thought ortho was weird when i met him')#('but now i'm realizing that this school is actually just incredibly buckwild all the time')#sigh. i know fellow and gidel's adventures at nrc are non-canon but i really just want this random adult man inexplicably just there.#the more twst becomes cromartie high the happier i am
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reviving for pride w the trans bisexaul ever
dont forget your daily clicks!!
#theyre t4t btw wave is not a girl shes a swallow#also there should be more wavouge fanart like????? arent the toxic yuri thieves the best thing youve ever heard#grabbing the lil hair roll payton uses for their rouge's desing and STEALING IT and RUNNING AWAY WITH IT ITS MINE NOW#<- i say just before falling face first into the ground#sth#sonic fanart#sonic#rouge the bat#wave the swallow#wavouge#nov.aart
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hey don't cry. Endverse!Dean and Cas share each other's clothes and a cabin way too luxurious for the apocalypse okay??
#now that they're together Dean ABSOLUTELY steals Cas' trenchcoat (with or without anything on) to mess with him all the time I just know it#supernatural#spn#dean winchester#castiel#destiel#spnedit#5.04#mine
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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.
Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.
Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.
He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.
Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it
#and she def walks around in basketball shorts and a wife beater#+ the fact that she probably steals Percy’s clothes#like don’t get me wrong she looks awesome#I just think it’s funny#and with Rick’s books you can tell by the fashion that it’s a man writing#AND SHES THE ONLY ONE#besides Jason#Jason also only wears his purple t-shirt#I’m pretty sure he died in it#but everyone else has a sense of fashion#even if it’s a little bit#I love her#she’s so Adam Sandler coded#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo series#pjo hoo toa#pjo tv show#heroes of olympus#pjo#percy jackson#annabeth chase
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The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.
And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.
#barbie#barbie movie#also if the genders were reversed and Ken's character was a woman everyone would fucking _hate_ her im just saying#'petty bratty bitchy girlfriend wants to steal everything her boyfriend owns because she learned about feminism'#everyone would HATE her#but because Ken's a man everyones pissing frothing review is about how shittily he was treated and how shitty the men are treated blah blah#(I fucking loved Ken in the movie but I'm saying this with confidence: Everyone would hate female!Ken if this was reversed)
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Jumpscare Balloon boy returns in FNAF 2 movie..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#balloon boy#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#vanessa shelly#vanessa afton#fnaf 2#fnaf movie#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#I’ve had this thought for awhile just finally drew it out but#MIKE IS GONNA lose it seeing BIG balloon boy#like actual animatronic balloon boy#THATS gonna be the worst jumpscare of his life#I really hope bb is an animatronic with the other toys#don’t keep him tiny make him big and a menace#I WONDER if balloon boy will actually steal batteries in the movie#that’ll be so funny please please let bb be real#BALLOON BOY MENTIONED 🔥
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Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)
I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c
Part Two:
Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D
Aaaand Part Three:
'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...
Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]
#fanart#comics#cult of the lamb#cotl#narilamb#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl yellow cat#this is my headcanon and i'm sticking to it#the lamb is a goofy stabby-babby goober and narinder is just a grumpy asshole who constantly velcroes onto them for hella snuggles#look - if you've been trapped in the afterlife void for over a thousand years - you are GONNA want a fuckton of snuggles#that's just science#the scribble comic i did with narinder and the yellow cat can technically work as part four i guess#only instead of the lamb Going Gremlin at the attempt to steal their other followers' devotion#they just comin' at him for Rad Cuddles OuO#someday i will draw these two with the proper height difference i imagine them having#today is not that day#today is also not the day i pin down exactly how long i want narinder's tail to be#(but i want it to be Very Long - just because)#there are inconsistencies here and there and probably some mistakes but i have been working on these for a week and i am So Tired guys#EDIT: haha yeah i forgot to color in narinder's fukken ears again#fuk :)#EDIT 2: i fixed it but it's probably too late at this point lmao#EDIT 3: THE LAMB'S FUKKEN HORNS JFC#i am not editing this thing anymore cuz i need sleep and the mistakes are already out there *dies of artist mortification*
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i like to think that ever since they met it was mutually ON SIGHT bullying <3
they’re both losers (said with love)
#firm believer of shanks being the last to genuinely warm up to luffy but the one who loves him the most#its a dad and the cat situation#also luffy befriend ALL the other akagamis before shanks is so funny#shanks being like: this pint sized toddler is stealing my crew <:(((#thus the bullying instincts kick off#also also imagine like#shanks laughing and going :its ok they’re just entertaining a kid#and the akagamis are like: we’d trade you for him without second thought#their beloathed high maintenance captain who they unfortunately love#oughghhh i love the red hair pirates being luffys family hold on i need to have a quick cry abt it#monkey d luffy#red haired shanks#benn beckman#yasopp#lucky roux#red hair pirates#one piece#my art!!
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Crab Day
okay, so here's a new info post from the top.
the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.
solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)
the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)
i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.
#crab day#hello i am stealing the idea#ok i'll stop posting about it now i just wanted something to put in the tag
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