#( just steal it)

[vaniloqu3nce]

quotes from my younger siblings

Him: You’re so mean to me, you didn’t buy syrup

Me, a broke bastard because weed is expensive: I don’t have syrup money.

Him: Steal it.

[hyperionhugo]

I was tagged by @buttercup-art to share five songs that I've been playing on repeat. Thank you for tagging me!

1. "New Game" by Black Math

2. "Sing to Me" by MISSIO, Death Stranding: Timefall

3. "Mad About You" by Hooverphonic

4. "Monster" by PVRIS

5. "Your Touch" by Foreign Air

Tagging: @bobapril , @trash-opossum-mel , @little-alternative-girl , @ruesinger , @nessiefromspace , @starfruitspice , @nokikissa , and anybody who wants to!

[amphibifish]

when heimdallr drank from mimirs well do u think he took gjallarhorn on purpose or on accident

[hcavcnswept]

GET TO KNOW THE MUN !!

NAME : Kim... pretty easy.

PRONOUNS : I will answer to anything, but she/her is what everyone uses.

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : I'm not great at keeping in touch with people, but IMs seem to be fine for me. I do have Discord I just always forget about it.

MOST ACTIVE MUSE : This one, I just really feel him ya know?

EXPERIENCE / HOW MANY YEARS : Who knows at this point... I think my first blog was around 2010ish???

BEST EXPERIENCE : I made an incredible friend way back when through the rp community. We don't talk as much as we used to, because life and things, but we still catch up sometimes, and I'm always so happy to see them doing well in their career and craft. I love them and I always will.

RP PET PEEVE : It's the lack of patience and understanding for me. We are all people with lives and things outside of here. I for one will never go to someone like "You didn't respond to my thing" I don't know what's going on in their lives ad like... I do just disappear for a few days and I can take so long to get to my replies. It wouldn't be cool of me to bother someone when Im taking like three weeks to write a sentence.

PLOTS OR MEMES : Ummm... Depends on who I'm interacting with and their preferences. I do think that memes are a great and low pressure way to break the ice, but sometime if we're looking for something more than that we'll plot or lightly chat about the dynamic we're looking for.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : Again, depends. Sometimes you need more words to get the thought out and sometimes you don't.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSES : I suppose in some ways I am like my muses and I others, I'm not. I'm not as quick to trusting others as Caelum and I'm not as lonely as Juniper. But like we always put a bit of ourselves in our muses. Like I think I'm a very gentle and emotional sort of person and I have absolutely put that in both my boys...

TAGGED BY: @ratkiing TAGGING: @herbsandsorcery @hungryyheart Everyone!

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

[shortmexicangirl]

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

[nova-rpv]

reviving for pride w the trans bisexaul ever

dont forget your daily clicks!!

[egophiliac]

doylist explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: probably something about space constraints and making sure two sprites in one seat aren't covering anyone else when they're not in focus

watsonian explanation for why Gidel is only in Fellow's non-idle lesson animations: he snuck in and is hiding from the teachers, don't give him away 🤫

(I've reached my limit of unsuccessful attempts at pulling them before I need to save keys for Halloween, so I've been living vicariously through youtube videos...but the fact that Gidel just pops up from under the desk to wave his arms around happily is really testing my resolve. D: I'm gonna die when they finally get to do alchemy...)

[deancasforcutie]

hey don't cry. Endverse!Dean and Cas share each other's clothes and a cabin way too luxurious for the apocalypse okay??

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

[phantomrose96]

The realest part of the Barbie Movie was when Barbie was like "okay but what if this hurts his feelings? what if this makes him sad? :(" after Ken stole her house, stole her car, and stole her agency, because as a woman you still have to second guess everything you do on the assessment of whether it might hurt a man's feelings.

And then that apprehension was proven right one million times over by the entire Conservative Internet Manosphere pissing and shitting and screaming themselves hoarse over Barbie daring to hurt a man's feelings.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Jumpscare Balloon boy returns in FNAF 2 movie..

[krysmcscience]

Call this the Whoopsie AU (it's barely an AU)

I mean. Narinder never explicitly SAID the Lamb would stay dead... :3c He probably should have been more specific. >:3c

Part Two:

Well. The Lamb tried, but...sorry, Nari, the crown hates you now. Shouldn't have been so quick to lend it out, I guess. :D

Aaaand Part Three:

'Isn't he just adorable?' -The Lamb, probably, while their followers smile and nod and internally scream at the brand new hellcat they now have to share living space with...

Anyway, nothing says 'Dead To Me' like following a person around to loudly remind them of how dead they are to you. Right? Right. Narinder's got this all figured out. <:]

[bananonbinary]

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

[arbitrarycategories]

Okay but Jimbei is like, an old pirate. Joining the Strawhats is basically his retirement job. He’s like “ugh man I’ve been doing all this political maneuvering for decades it’s so exhausting” and Luffy pops up like “wow lame wanna join my Funtime crew instead? I’ll let you punch whoever you want” and Jimbei’s like yeah. I do want that actually.