Solid gold greatness. And that's just my little finger. [ A Hugo Vasquez blog that's also doing whatever. I'm 30+ and kinda trash. ] Header image by @buttercup-art. Icon by @pheepupper.
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Tumblr is good for creative types because the tag system lets you be truly deranged about how much you like it without feeling as Exposed as a Comment Section
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get bonked by mama
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I'm encountering problems with the measuring tape.




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me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area
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I will be like "I'm fine" and then another fucking event will occur
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They say judas is in hell because he betrayed jesus but thats actualy a misconception, that was gods plan and so he didnt do anything wrong. Judas however IS in hell because god thinks he made his son gay
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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
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now im falling asleep and she's calling a crab
#and she’s having a smoke and the crab takes a drag…#<- prev#now they're going to swim and my stomach is raw#and it's not about him but she's touching his#carapace. he takes off her summer dress. let me go...
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This is your regularly scheduled reminder that "Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgender
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pride month!!!

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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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each reblog will be one pat for my cat in your honor
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There should totally be a movement called “Sleep in Public” where people defend their right to sleep on public property. Sleep in your cars. Sleep on benches. Sleep at the park. Just make it a mundane and regular part of life to see someone napping in the library. It would make it much harder to single out the homeless for harassment if everyone else is doing the same thing and much harder to argue that it’s a “threat to public safety” when it’s so clearly harmless.
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The two hog lovers

The pink pig was made at the beginning of my 12th grade year and the wild hog was made just under a week ago I think. Both with oil pastels. The cloudy backgrounds were made with acrylic. I have come so far. And still I love hogs
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yeah im “transitioning” *dissolves into tiny pieces as i click to the next slide*
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