#( he hasnt even DONE anything )

[screechingfromthevoid]

The cape wrapping was too much for me I have to leave

[dayurno]

most touching bit that has been going on recently is people including kevjean when they say there are ship wars being fought on jean's holy name as if kevjean is ever even remotely comparable to jerejean (famous) and jeanee (canon)..... there are five kevjean fans and two are me. i dont think we can compete let alone compare but i love the enthusiasm

[theaccidentfactory]

My grandpa has his friend and his dog staying with us for a few days, and the beast HATES it. I thought his main issue was with the unfamiliar 100lb dog in the house, but he doesn't care about the dog. If the dog pokes her head in my room or sniffs or whines at the door or walks around outside, he doesn't even lift his head to look, and he also doesn't have an issue with dogs in general (most dogs are afraid of HIM). But when her owner, my grandpa's friend, is in the bathroom next to my room or walks outside the door, the beast gets full of RAGE. He gets puffy and hisses and screams at the door and tries to escape the room so he can attack him..... I thought it was the smell of the dog, but he doesn't care if me or my grandpa smell like the dog, he doesn't care about the actual dog, he ONLY hates the human guy in the house.

[anxiously-sidequesting]

okay wait stop. okay wait for me, okay just- (steps around my mountains of garbage and slime)

Listen we all love Malorn Ashthorn (as we fuckin' should) but I just realized. okay, just how much undeserved mess that poor blessed soul went through

Like okay think about it for a second. He's introduced early on in the first arc as Malistaire's former top student and now impromptu Death Professor at Ravenwood, okay so we all know that. But the implications man. The implications, I didn't think about the IMPLICATIONS.

He's like this 12 year old kid, okay. Already even BEFORE his official appearance in the game, imagine being a straight A student, one of the very best (to the point where it's noted and revered amongst the other professors AND your fellow students), under THE Malistaire Drake, who, even before his villain arc, was also one of the most esteemed and powerful Death professors ever. Like I couldn't even keep a C in school that shit must be wild

AND THEN. And then, your professor literally commits several war crimes, causes irreversible damage and trauma, and becomes a national criminal against.... the universe???? Like Malistaite commits heinous terrible shit, and sinks the entire Death School along with him. And then it falls to Malorn Ashthorn, once again who's like a teenager, to PICK UP THE METAPHORICAL PIECES because he had no choice. He was literally the only candidate to fill in Malistaire's place, a legend turned monster, to teach and guide GENERATIONS of new children that are HIS AGE or even OLDER THAN Malorn is.

And then the actual changes in the school. Malorn, former student, now has to learn how to become a professor with his limited knowledge of Death Magic. Like imagine filling in for the college astrophysicist teacher when you've only graduated 6th grade. He has to change his SCHEDULE, from waking up early as a student to get up and get ready even EARLIER as a professor to prepare the classes HE comes up with. Not to mention late nights grading hundreds of papers from multiple students??? AND he either is the ONLY tutor (which means more overtime and work for him, to personally help individual students with different Death lessons), or he has to actually call upon help from other students to help him get his job done.

And then there's like the relationship aspect of it. Malorn is literally just a child, like any other student, but adopting a role as a professor, an adult, means that he also has to adopt a certain mindset. Malorn literally HAS to be patient, HAS to be guiding and nurturing, HAS to be the adult in every situation in order to be a GOOD professor. Malorn has to train hard not only in magic to be ahead of the others in order to teach them properly, but has to retrain his mindset to be ABLE to handle to teach properly. Like you can't be a regular tween teaching other tweens.

And then it's just the pressure after that. The PRESSURE GUYS, of not only living up to one of the most talented and accomplished the school has ever seen, but deal with the fact that the very same person also became a tyrant and war criminal and left Malorn, his most promised student, in his place. Like I could easily imagine the rumors, the judgement, and the fear surrounding that boy, wondering if he would ever turn out to be the same as Malistaire.

No one asked for this. This soap opera I mean, nobody asked me about Malorn Ashthorn or this long ass post but I don't care because I'm crying. Girls I'm crying my entire bed is wet with tears of despair and snot. Malorn is literally a sweetie oh my God he does not, and never will deserve this shit I'm so sorry honey. Sweetie Malorn baby I'm so fuckign sorry, i'm so so sorry,

[piratecrew]

this one guy in my major is so fucking weird and he's so obsessed with my friend and kept asking her + my friend group where she is going to live next semester and im so scared that he will find out we're all living together and then we'll never be able to fucking escape him

[takekawa]

AGAIN.

[sendmebacktonowhere]

everyone out here trying to romance the npcs and I'm just wondering how the fuck any of these idiots except wyll managed to live this long before I met them

[sampilled]

sick sick world we live in that NONE of the spn cast was ever in a pre-2010 episode of law & order

[horrorwebs]

why are men literally the fucking worst

[girlcockholmes]

now that my PI is like hey you should actually be sitting in the lab to write instead of doing it at home im shooting one million lasers at his head in my mind. fuck off

[joelletwo]

[gintoki saying the last two lines] hey. hey. hey jesus christ this framing. good lord. takes a lap. lies down for an hour.

[wolftheidioticfan]

dont mind me rambling in the tags about saltie and the kinito blog again sorry im deeply obsessed with both of them im also not sorry

[grimbeak]

following the kevin tag is always really interesting bc you get people who have just listened to triptych being like oh this is really interesting for kevins character. it's neat to see him in a different light and how he and cecil could have been friends before strex. and then you get people who have just hit the sandstorm being like WTF??? who is this freak??? where's my cecil i fucking hate this guy with all my life i hope he dies in a pit of flame. and its like. chill babe calm down its okay cecils fine you havent even heard kevin cum yet you can hate him then

[soopysoap]

what i have learned since following nara smith on tik tok: she is an angel, she deserves the world, lucky is on thin ice

[thedevotionaltour]

still always thinking about and giggling about how that person said me and op should just go on a date with rex smith since we're riding his dick and like him so much and it's like first i don't know how to tell you that outside of you're dickriding far harder than i am. second i would also prefer to go on a date and have sex with 80s rex smith than i would even want to be in the vicinity of charlie c.ox with any remote chance of making vaguely interested eye contact like idk what to tell you. im sorry i talk about this every few weeks i just remember it and it's funny. this is no insult to me idk i'll go be a cowgirl for him as matt

[violencedistrictresident]

i been sleeping on Hypnos, but now when they unjustly took Ares away from me Hypnos seems kinda...