wolftheidioticfan
~Little league '93 taught me how to take defeat~
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(~Good thing there's no mercy rule in love cause I would long be beat! Hit the ground, look around, but you're nowhere to be found. Accept my loss and head back to the mound!~) Mack/Saltie/Toby (He/her)
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wolftheidioticfan · 3 hours ago
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okay goodnight zzzz
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wolftheidioticfan · 4 hours ago
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How strange it is to be anything at all
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wolftheidioticfan · 4 hours ago
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(Most neurotic guy in the world voice) I like to chill and have fun
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wolftheidioticfan · 4 hours ago
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i fucking hate it when a movie or a tv show does some shit where a character has a shitty dad and another character tells them to forgive him because. "it's your dad". that means nothing. more people should be killing their fathers.
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wolftheidioticfan · 4 hours ago
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im just not attracted to anyone or anything ever. until i am.
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wolftheidioticfan · 4 hours ago
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Sammy I dragonified you via tail. get got
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wolftheidioticfan · 4 hours ago
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lets see i doodled a design idea of anon sam. now I need to do one for Sammy...gary i know what im going to do rn
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wolftheidioticfan · 5 hours ago
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my actual coming out story is in fifth grade a guy named asa was like "hey are you a faggot" and i was like what's that 😨 and he was like "it means you like boys" and i was like ohhhhh then yes ☺️ and then i got home from school and was like hey mom guess what i am ☺️
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wolftheidioticfan · 5 hours ago
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everygirl should get. 10 hrs a day to play video games 8 hrs to lie on the floor 6-8 hrs to do literally nothing 22 hours to sleep per day.
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wolftheidioticfan · 6 hours ago
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stop that yapping you
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wolftheidioticfan · 7 hours ago
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wolftheidioticfan · 7 hours ago
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hey, jade calls me sammy sometimes! totes calling dibs on that one. you snooze, you lose, other sam! -sammy (italics sam)
WAHGHHH...so cutes...anytime i see a sam i think sam, sammy, or samuel....cursed to being sillay
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wolftheidioticfan · 7 hours ago
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"what do I do if I have theories" will always be the fucking funniest reddit post
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wolftheidioticfan · 7 hours ago
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PINK FRUIT CANDY?
dude my dad got me the new mountain dew voodoo of this year and i dont know what this flavor is but it is randomly sour.
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wolftheidioticfan · 8 hours ago
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well, you'll know when it's me cause i use italics to write my name. cause im ~fancy.~
-sam
You are a fancy goober but im also half blind.
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wolftheidioticfan · 8 hours ago
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spy who carries a highly reflective window and a mannequin wearing pretty clothes in a false tooth in case she has to show it to an enemy to make him feel intense feelings of longing for a better life
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wolftheidioticfan · 9 hours ago
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pumpernickle: chirpa chirpa chirpa!
me:
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HEHEHEH
youtube
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