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i was thinking the other day how we tend to draw cas and dean (correctly tbh) like
but in doing so we are betraying another fundamental dynamic of theirs which is more like,
#i feel like he'd win every marital argument this way#sorry this isn't a real comic i'm tired#spn#destiel#sketch#dean winchester#castiel#bisexual disaster king#the angel is gay
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making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!
#mine#original#ough. hello.#happy new year!!!!! first drawing of th year!!!!!!!!#also LAKSBF 15k followers. hello. welcome#i taught bf how to crochet n hes making a blanket....the irl insp for this piece...#im so proud of these colours....i used an actual real life colour palette..n i think that is th way forward#also . gradient maps my beloved#why have i always refused ur warm embrace.......#dont pay attention 2 the wool bowls okay ive seen a picture of one like once#i do want one however. tho why r they so expensive#its a bowl w a hole in it. relax#ive been listening 2 the silmarillion audiobook as ive been working...i love it sm its like incomprehensible#like. idk what ur talking abt but i love it all th same!!#i tried reading it last year n was like.......okay anyway#rereading gay nuclear disaster book rn....natasha pulley would it kill u 2 write a smut scene#i want 2 see th horrible little scientist man get railed#next book after this is . 1030 pages oaodghsdugd#my goal is to read 50 books this year but i do not think that will happen bc i refuse 2 read books less than 400 pages skjdgbskjd#someone ask me about books. i have so many opinions abt books#okay good evening. i leave u w love
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What it’s like being on team present
I love it here 💜
#i love these disaster lesbians#i wish gay people were real#is this funny?#splatoon#splatoon 3#grand festival#splatfest#off the hook#pearl and marina#pearlina#edit#video games
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Tailoring clothes is an intimate business. ✨
#bi twink x disaster lizard man 🤲#otp: especially the lies#that's some gay ass tailoring if you ask me#garashir#star trek fanart#elim garak#julian bashir#ds9#star trek deep space nine#deep space nine#when your partner can make you look super sleek and all that 😏🌞#garak would just burn half of julian's wardrobe as soon as they're an item you can't convince me otherwise#artists on tumblr#digital art#fanart#the garashir brain rot is real guys rest assured i haven't forgotten about the og trio tho 😌#garak's complicated-as-fuck face is driving me insane aaahh#star trek#star trek ds9#garak x bashir#garak/bashir#elim garak x julian bashir#julian bashir x elim garak#bashir/garak#julian bashir/elim garak#elim garak/julian bashir
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Davos, looking at Aeron from afar: I have to kill him.
Blackwood Cousin: What?
Davos: I don't know how to hit on him, so he has to die.
#he's a gay disaster; your honor#he can hurl insults at him all day#but properly flirt?? with a Bracken?????#the struggle is real#he's a mood honestly i love him#davron#davos blackwood#aeron bracken#brackwood#brackenwood
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Daily Ficlet 8
I’m challenging myself to write a little ficlet every day, using the prompts from this list. Today’s prompt is gas station.
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"What a turn of events!" Robin says gleefully once they make eye contact over the counter. "I get to come harass you at your job now."
"Please do," Eddie whines from his side of the counter, draping himself across it. He's careful to hover his face just above the counter because now that he's working with the general public, he's realizing how disgusting other people can be and he is not going to shove his face into where all these gross people touch.
"That fun?" Robin laughs.
"Yeah, fun, that's the word."
"What, not loving the graveyard shift at Gas and Snack?"
"Could be worse, I suppose," Eddie agrees, straighten to look at Robin. "I could be the morning shift. That dude has to show up when I leave. Can you imagine getting up that early?"
Robin rolls her eyes at him and fishes out her wallet. "Can I get $3 on pump one?"
"How's it feel to be a free bird, Robin?" Eddie asks, taking the money and setting the pump.
"Weird. It's been a week of the car and I already miss calling Steve for ride."
"You could just. Do that. He's not going to be upset if you ask."
"I know," Robin says, "I was just hoping to make it longer than a week before I broke down. Feels needy, you know?"
"You and Steve? Needy?" Eddie gasps, "Since when? No, but really, he misses you just as much. Heck, even if you drive, Steve'll be happy to just run errands with you."
"Oh! Why hadn't I thought of that!? See, this is why we keep you around, Munson. That beautiful brain of yours."
"No, I'm pretty sure it's because my boyfriend loves me and enjoys my company."
Robin pretends to think about it before she says, "No. I don't think that's it. It's definitely because you are the ideas guy in our trio."
"Then who are you and Steve?"
"Clearly I'm the brawn and he's the beauty," she flexes her arms, and being fair to Robin, it's nothing to laugh at. "Anyway, better go pump that. But have a good night, Eddie!"
"Night Robin!"
#my fic#robin and eddie#daily ficlet#have i posted one a day? no. Will I work on that? I hope so.#anyway#heres a little robin and eddie friendship post vecna#eddie gets a real job and robins got a license and car!#be proud of the disaster gays
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SatoSugu really took “making your relationship everyone else’s problem” to a whole new level bc (spoilers ahead for non-manga readers)
Satoru didn’t kill Suguru when he should have meaning Suguru rampantly killed ppl for 10 years and incited the Night Parade of 1,000 Demons
Satoru didn’t dispose of Suguru’s body properly resulting in Kenjaku taking control of his body and causing the Shibuya Incident
Satoru got distracted by the sight of Suguru still “alive” for a split second and got sealed away, resulting in the mess that is the Culling Game
Like they loved each other so much they caused 3 catastrophic events about it?
#disaster gays#like ok if u leave me im making it everyone’s problem#satoru is so real#satosugu#stsg#gojo satoru#geto suguru#suguru geto#satoru gojo#jujukai#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#satosugu meta
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Loki: …
Mobius: *frowning, standing in the middle of a VERY smokey kitchen*
Loki: why… how… our microwave.
*a very broken microwave*
Mobius: I wanted some poptarts :(
Loki: YOU CANT PUT FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE.
#mobius can’t cook#mobius breaking every kitchen appliance for 500#loki bans him from the kitchen#he manages to break the fridge???#loki x mobius#mobius#mobius m mobius#loki series#disaster gays#my sister did this#based off real events#it smelled so bad#she did it with ramen too#and mac and cheese#incorrect loki quotes
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It is posted.
Contains Wheelerson shenanigans again as per usual.
#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler#byler fic#byler au#disaster gays for real#my writing#dustin henderson#mike’s having a good ol’ sexuality crisis
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Rereading Check, Please! rn (go read it if you haven't, it's a fucking work of art) and wdym the providence falconers aren't a real team. WDYM NGOZI???? I suddenly get into real life hockey and now I realize that they AREN'T REAL? The LIES smh
#check please#ngozi ukazu#jack zimmermann#providence falconers#fictional hockey gays#I'm kind of in shock#I knew samwell was fictional and so were the aces#but for some reason I thought the falconers were a real team#in hindsight I was an idiot#but alas#disaster rambles
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#will graham#hannibal lecter#abigail hobbs#alana bloom#jack crawford#let's be real#i think#we're all going to choose#the same person#RIP#my “kill your gay” disaster
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Pearl: rina baby, i love you and our relationship is the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I love being your girlfriend buuttttt-
Marina: no please! Don’t do this to me! We can make it work! I promise I’ll be better! Pearlie please I love you!
Pearl on one knee with a ring box: ….but I’d rather be your wife …..are you okay?
Marina: oh my cod! Thank goodness! I thought you were breaking up with me
pearl: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I BE BREAKING UP WITH YO-
#god they’re idiots#I love these disaster lesbians#this is so Canon you can’t tell me otherwise#i wish gay people were real#incorrect quotes#text post#splatoon#off the hook#pearl and marina#pearlina
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Okay yes Michael Sheen has talked at length about dudes he finds attractive/past crushes on guys/desperately wanting to anally pleasure David Tennant but it’s much funnier to think he plays every character gay for the bit
#i need to find that interview where he was like ‘i play every character gay even the real people lmao u mad’#michael ‘acting choices’ sheen#good omens#bbc staged#bright young things#masters of sex#underworld#twilight#<- why didn’t you tag the character names for underworld and twilight? because i have no idea and i do not care#they have that fuck ugly 2000’s color palate i cannae stand (sorry twigirlies)#miles maitland#aziraphale#ineffable husbands#david tennant#noted bisexual disaster michael sheen#michael sheen#not to be homophobic on main but part of me hopes he is straight because a straight man playing gay for no reason is very fucking funny#bisexual
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it must be really confusing for creators who don't really know Quackity personally before they join the server
coz like Professional Server Owner Mode Quackity is like a real adult guy that you can can see him bring out whenever there's an actual problem on the server - this is the guy getting a law degree, the guy who organised one of the biggest online international projects to date
But Then There Is Q!Quackity... who you will find on the server consistently dying and screaming and crying about handsome men in happy relationships
like it has to be a trippy difference to witness firsthand
#like hes a real professional guy until you place him in a server with his friends - then the desperate shitty house builder reveals itself#we call various characters of the server “gay disasters” but always bitchless and sad q!quackity must be the true gay disaster right#qsmp#qsmp quackity#quackity#qsmp lore
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i cant believe im ACTUALLY dating him holy shit
IM GOING TO EXPLODE I LOVE HIM TOO MUCH RAAAHHHH !!!!
#// crispin disaster gay arc /hj#crispin blogs#rotomblr#pkmn irl#pokeblogging#real pokemon#pokemon irl
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so,
its like that
#cucumber quest#noisemaster#something something this was heavily experimental something.... i just wanted an excuse to draw his face cracks#rheyre fun to draw .#anyways nonsensical rambling . you dont have to read past this point#i think its real neat how noisemaster can be interpreted .#like more specifically in terms of his sexuality n shit#because like . personally . . .aroace trans noisemaster real#BUT ALSO i think its cool seeing early plans for what couldve been . .#i think the closest to . current canon sexuality we have is a cropped image of gg saying hes not interested in dating#but back real early in development before it was decided the disaster masters would be kinda like#a family.#he and mute were originally gonna be something closer to dating . .#its fun to think about how he was gonna be gay .#it would be kinda weird though today because they r . twins . like canonically .#i hope all noise x mute believers fall down the stairs actually . i know they exist .#ive had a lot of people talk to me about how they ship them and it mskes me very severely uncomfortable#so hey . dont do that . dee en eye . i dont want freaks on my page .#sterotypical art tag
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