#( feel froggy... leap )

[incorectquoteswlw]

Nat: Do you want me to leap across this table? because I have not got time for your attitude today

Yelena: Oh, you feeling froggy? Leap.

Nat, getting up: Okay well here I come-

Kate: Is every game night like this?

Clint: Yeah, most Tuesdays too.

He taps their cups together as Yelena and Natasha throw eachother around

Clint: And you chose to marry into that family

Yelena yells and flips Natasha over, Monopoly pieces go flying

Kate, sipping her drink: Worth it

[forever-eternal]

I have redrawn the table. Again.

Now the perfect size for lunging across to strangle people.

And the perfect size for Adam and Robin to give The Look if they get too rowdy.

[icepandawarrior]

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DAY 26: HANG UP THE DAMN JERSEY...

[dailykugisaki]

Day 171 | id in alt

Get shot 6 times. Show your friends. Don't elaborate. Leave.

[ofbreathandflame-archive]

So...did a little digging (like 8 minutes' worth, nothing too extravagant) and I think you're getting hate anons because that blog interacts with some of the worst from the fairy fandom. I don't think they're aware of it since they did ask people not to send you hate, but...I think the people sending you hate are pretty much damn near the same ones that did when you were worldsnotsaid.

Hi anon!

I thank you for that!

And warning this is long (and the last I will speak on it all! truly y'all no more screenshots and stuff pls this stuff is frustrating as it is)

But I'm gonna kind of push back on that. I received a lot -- and I mean alot of hate with discussing the topics on my @/worldsnotsaid blog, and hell -- I still do now, but it was a bit different.

That person can actually just kiss my black ass. And I mean that, wholeheartedly. All of those anons are flocking to my page arguing me with talking points from their post. A post that I cannot see - and that I did not MAKE.

That person only asked that after they had (1) already made yet another post essentially dumbing down all my points and focusing only on the one point I made about people only caring about the Darkling because he fulfill some sort of fantasy and then they then engaged in and enabled the idea that I was somehow without a brain for making such claims - or at least lumping me in with a general audience that did. They did so again after blocking me and continually continuing on the conversation under the post that I CAN NOT SEE. They then played the 'we really agree!"

If we 'really agreed' with one another - why did they block me? Why did they even have a problem with my post in the first place? We are literally making the exact same points at this point. The point that I literally made in the initial post that they and others commented on. The problem was that they (1) ignored the entire bottom half of the initial point and (2) made this assumption that I said the Grisha problem wasn't worth talking about. I never said those things. I literally said (1) that the Grisha oppression is written unseriously and that (2) the oppression of Grisha is hindered by the fantastical elements of the story. I then followed up that post with this post - expounding and making the same points they ended up just restating in another way. I never said that the Grisha plight 'wasn't worth being angry at' or that people 'had no right to feel about them I said in my own words that at some point we have to hang up the argument that the Grisha oppression is comparable to real life. If the point of contention wasn't my opinion on the Darkling as a character - and they secretly always agreed with the point I was making what was the reason for all of this? The real world talking point of misogynoir, racism, and the dynamic (the real dyanamic) between men of color and women of color in revolutions was literally completely ignored in favor of what????? Whatever fantasy fulfillment they get from his character. Like if you care about the topics regardless of the Darkling and my opinion on him -- what the fuck were we arguing? I know what I was arguing. And it stands as it always did. Fantasy racism is not comparable to real life. It stops being a fruitful allegory. It happened for ZooTopia, X-Men, Shadow and Bone, Bright, Attack on Titan. It stops being a fruitful discussion outside of the story. You are allowed anger at things - a dynamic that can echo real-life sentiments etc., but as an actual, coherent argument outside of the story - it's not viable (see: this post and this post). Racism is a very specific sort of ideology, as is Homophobia and Xenophobia or any adjacent. What makes them dangerous is the futileness of it. It is an irrational fear or bigotry and its able to evolve because it will always find a way to rear its head to create distinctions. That was literally the entirety of my claim. I critiqued the narrative, the author, and the structure of it all.

And again I can't even see all of this on my own - someone literally sent me the screenshots of all of this bullshit bc THEY blocked me immediately after making the post? So thank you very much anon, truly but that person can fuck off and take their 'don't bully🥺" bullshit with them. They created an argument where there was none and I am not interested in playing nice about it. That shit was frustrating and these anons are frustrating and I blame them all for that shit. If they wanted a proper conversation they would have stuck it out and had one with me, they could have DM'd me, they could have done anything but that. That shit was very disingenuous. I'm playing with the fandom Gaslighting shtick. And for the ones hanging around from my last blog pls fuck off I'm not going around in circles arguing about a ratface man. We have closed that chapter for the love of god.

[lapisdex]

Neuvillette and Rex beefing it out bc Rex turned a vishap hatchling into an adeptus

[whitecappslll]

A biblical gathering of amphibians!

[diabelskoga]

Also I can't unsee Zoro and Sanji doing this.

[disneydatass]

Kendall: *gazes at water*

Me:

[momochinomomo]

Momochi absolutely AINT shit. There is no but in this sentence he jus aint shit and regardless I still want him bc EYE personally feel like momma ain’t raise no bitch.

[r0-boat]

Amy: You want me to jump across this table? Cuz I don't have all day for this!

Sitri: You feeling froggy? leap!

Amy: OKAY well here I fucking com-!

*three other demons are trying to stop him while Satan eats popcorn. His feet kicked up on the table*

[skylarsblue]

✦Incorrect C.o.D Quotes Nine✦

(Sexual Implication) Ghost, trying to be sexy by whispering: Gaggin’ for it, aren’t ya, love? Soap: Nope. Ghost: No? Soap: I don’t gag on anything. Ghost: *404 Error* Soap: …Ghost? Si? Simon, are you alright?

-- Y/N: Let’s play a word association game! Ghost: Why? Y/N: Because I saved your ass last mission and I’m bored, so you owe me. Ghost: *sigh* Fine. Y/N: P e r f e c t . Gaz: ?? Y/N: Cold. Ghost: Winter. Y/N: Spring. Ghost: Mattress. Y/N: Soft. Ghost: Comfortable. Y/N: Pleasant. Ghost: Sunset. Y/N, With a shit eating grin: Beautiful. Ghost, unconsciously: Johnny- Y/N: YES Gaz: OHHHHHH Ghost: Soap: *gasp* Simon!~ Ghost: I’m going to go crash in a heli. Y/N: I KNEW IT I KNEW IT-

-- Alex: Bitch do you want me to jump across this table? Because I don’t have all day for this. Norris: You feeling froggy? Leap. Alex: Okay, well here I come- Farah: Alex no, no- hOLD OFF

-- (NSFW Joke) Y/N: Oh sorry. I almost drank out of your cup. Soap: Wh-Just go ahead, it won’t matter! Y/N: Well I- Yeah no, you’re right. I’ve drank out of your cups dozens of times. Soap: We’ve sucked the same dick- Y/N: That’s a good point! Ghost: ….*sigh*

-- Gaz: What kind of girl do you like? Soap: My wife. Gaz: And you? Ghost: Johnny’s wife. Gaz: OH- Price, knowing they recently started a poly situation: Pfft-

-- (Use of the word pussy because haha) Gaz, filming: Pffft- Soap: Shhshh- Y/N in the hallway: FORTY THREE FUCKING CENTS! AHHHHH Soap: *wheeze* Y/N: I NEED A SUGAR DADDY!! Gaz: PFFFT- Soap: I can’t breathe- Y/N: At this rate I’m ready to plaster my fuckin’ pussy on the sidewalk for some sPARE CHANGE! Gaz & Soap: *doing that silent cackle thing and smack each other in the arm* Ghost, leaning into the room: What the f- Y/N: SPAARE CHANGE, SPARE CHANGE! ANYONE GOT ANY SPARE CHAAANGE?! Gaz: *coughing* Soap: Steamin’ Jesus I’m fucking crying- Y/N, passing by the room: 🎵Walkin’ in a winter wonderlaaaand🎶

-- Y/N: Would you love me? Gaz: Y/N: Gaz: Y/N: Gaz: Would I love you if…? Y/N: nO ThAt wAs tHE QuesTiOn-

-- Y/N: Pretty boy! With me I said! Rudy: Rudy: Rudy: Oh I’m pretty boy! Y/N: Yes! Oo that came out a bit quick- (Also works with Soap & Gaz, honestly)

-- (THIS IS A CONCEPT IM TOO WHIMPY TO WRITE, SO HAVE IT HERE! THIS COULD WORK WITH SO MANY CHARACTERS Also, NSFW warning) Ghost: I don’t miss. Y/N, on his ear piece: Never? Even with distractions? Ghost: *turns his scope* Not ever. *just about to take a shot* Y/N: Hmm…what if I went… Mm Simon~ Ghost: *misses* Y/N: Ya missed. Ghost: Cheeky bitch…

-- Gaz: Alright, so, since we’re now in America and we have some time to kill, I went and I got you something. Y/N: Aww Gaz, you really didn’t have to- Gaz: *puts down their Whataburger order* Y/N: OH MY GOD Price: Really? Gaz: *shrug* Soap: *snickering as Y/N Fucking demolishes some fries* Y/N, having the time of their life: Garrick you ever need your dick sucked, a dead body buried, a beer or whatever, you call me. I got’chu Gaz: BAHA- Soap: *wheeze* Ghost: Are you fucking crying? Y/N with their mouth full: I missed it so much.

-- (Team bonding exercises) Soap: You’re a football player, it’s in ya blood! Gaz: That’s racist. Soap: Your soul? Gaz: That’s racist! Soap: …your eyes? Gaz: That’s gay- Soap: That’s homophobic. Gaz: That’s black. Soap: That’s racist!! Gaz: Damn- (this one is extra funny since Gaz is now confirmed LGBT)

-- Gaz: You overrated little twink! Soap: Hey I am a TWUNK, alright?! That is a combination, twink, and HUNK, get it?? Hunk-

-- Soap: Hey~ Fem!Y/N: You’re Gay. Soap: …oh yeah. Soap: *looks at Ghost* Soap: Hey.~ Ghost: *sigh*

-- Soap: I’m gonna have to meet men lying down. Y/N: …I thought’cha did?? Soap: OI!

-- Soap: Everyone says what a giving person I am! Y/N: He’s talking about when you’re in an upright position.

-- Graves: What if there’s a connection? Y/N: I think there’s a connection between your brain and wallpaper paste.

-- Shepard: Now you’re always ornery, rude, unpleasant, and sometimes downright mean. That’s part of your charm. Y/N: Thank you, you colluding-county-hopping-idiotic-relic. Price: *pride*

-- Alex: Oh my god, how are you such a good driver? Soap: Because there’s illegal shit in here. Alex: Soap: Because if I don’t use my turn signal, we’re both gonna do fifteen. Because I am going to lie and say yours. Alex: ….. Soap: Put your seatbelt on, sweetheart. Alex: *clicks it in places* Soap: You are not safe!

-- (Sucking dick joke) Kidnapper: You’re gonna do as I say or I will make you regret ever being born. Y/N: Oh please, I’ve sucked dicks more intimidating than you. Soap: Oh this is why Simon was the way he was after we rescued you both last time.

-- Soap, shoving marshmallows in his mouth: This isn’t very ha-*chokes* MILF!Y/N, across the fucking base: ….*mom instinct* Price: ??? Ghost: Uh- Y/N: Something just happened. Kyle: PFFT-

-- MILF!Y/N: *letting Soap & Gaz lean on her while Price and Ghost stand close behind* Untrue. I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my perspective. Graves: And do you find it hard juggling life and a career? Y/N: You can juggle these nuts.

-- Soap: *rambling* Soap: Agh, sorry, I’m just goin’ on and on- Ghost: Oi, keep talking before I kick your ass. Soap: ….. Gaz: See? This is exactly what I m-where the fuck are these flower petals coming from?? ARE THOSE SPARKLES??

[ya-boi-haru]

See this is where I knew Fable was grabbing at straws, cause how did he come to THAT conclusion!?

Quixis has already said to Icarus they're not a major god- or at least not one associated with Fable smp

Mans was just spewing shit to get to the portal thing in Icarus and take their power- another thing he JUMPED to, cause where did he get THAT information!?

Icarus somewhat knows Quixis' God status, but Fable has them wrapped so tightly around his finger, they just believed him without looking at past facts!

But let's humour Fable for a moment, let's say Quixis is a major god...

God of what?

Why did they take an interest in Icarus? Communicate through them? Talk to them? What? For the War *you're* still fighting?

Why would they only take an interest when you went into Purgatory?

What did you do to them that pissed them off so much?

Again, that portal thing in Icarus was a big jump to a conclusion, It's like he somehow knows more than he's letting on, not to mention, I don't think he's ever questioned Icarus' bleeding eye (unless he saw it through the As It Is) but you'd probably still question it at some point after seeing them right?

Just remembered Fable thinks Quixis is some kind of major god because they’re so powerful. No, my guy, that’s an alternate universe version of your kid. Your kid, the multiverse traveller so powerful they do it unintentionally in their sleep. You know, the one you groomed to be a monster. The one that could very well turn on you the moment the facts are too obvious to deny. Fun, huh?

Because Icarus always eventually finds their way to the truth. And when they do, things are gonna get real bad for you real quick.

[2-dsimp]

Monster gang takes darlings food as a joke, as darling stared at them with "you're severely fucked" look, this music plays.

https://youtu.be/yoc1RQ0tfMs?si=ngx6OkTcme5qI6cr

The only ones who’d dare to take their darlings food would be Lynx, The Poltergeist, and Rivius

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《The harpy: Ate your food by accident》

Lynx: “Hey my Muse thanks for leaving me these snacks! I was really starving after today’s show…Muse?”

【His feathers fluffed up from seeing how daunting you looked as you stepped closer to him with a menacing smile. Instinctively he took a step back from how silent you’ve gotten.】

Lynx: “Um chicky? Talk to me please? You’re kinda scarin— Ahn! Those feathers are sensitive! Wait don’t groom it yet they’re still Ack!”

【Gets punished via grooming of his highly sensitive plumage.】

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《The Archdevil: Acting like your food critic 》

Rivius: “Hmm, your dish was somewhat adequate could be more satisfactory for my consumption. But it’ll do for now.”

【He coquettishly dabbed his handkerchief on the corner of his lips. Completely missing the look of bafflement on your face from him taking a large chunk out of your lunch. That you’ve packed for yourself prior today.】

Rivius: “What is it Attendant? You look as if you’ve been banished to the nine hells… What do you mean by why did I eat it? What’s yours is mine, as stated in the contract don’t be so daft now.”

【His self entitlement completely disregarded how you were feeling froggy and was about to leap across the table right at his elite ass. 】

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《The Poltergeist : Being a bastard and terrorizing you on purpose》

???: “Hey sugartits that steak you made was fire, thanks for the food~”

【The ghost had a shit eating grin as he used a toothpick to show off how he did in fact eat your premium steak. That you made to spoil yourself later coming back from a grueling day of work.】

???: “I didn’t know you cared so much about this nobody to make one of your prized steaks just for me~ especially since it was the last one in the fridge. Oh how you warm my soul~”

【He was snickering at your pissed expression as he dodged the sea salt you hurled at him. While he stuck out his glowing tongue wiggling it crudely in your direction.】

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Don’t have a name for the Poltergeist so as always name suggestions using these letters would be appreciated~ (>^ω^<)

→ HPSVWX

[chkn-soup]

.PUDDLE.

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Warnings: These little demons are too silly..silliness overboard (also some slight sexual innuendos/references)

Syno: Helluva cast and what they’d do if there was a puddle or wet spot infront of you while you were walking to your date…(this is so stupid..)

(Suffering with severe writers block rn but I managed to juice this out of me, bare with me yall!!)

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Moxxie:

Moxxie is a die hard gentleman, and I will stand by that. So he will totally be prepared for this occasion (like he was in the Loo Loo land episode with his little Fanny filled with meds for Via) He’d most likely whip out some sort of plastic or cardboard like walk way for you to step on..and he just like had that..on hand, meanwhile you’re saying things like…”I can just walk around it”, but please let him be cautious and spoil you, he loves being prepared for such drastic situations to get his partner away from danger..even if the danger is just getting your shoes wet. Afterwards he’ll ask if you are alright..as if walking over a puddle is traumatic or like it took a toll on you.

Blitzø:

Blitzø probably won’t care or even notice the puddle in the first place. In fact if he does notice it, he’ll purposely push you into it so your feet get all wet, especially if you’re trying to avoid it in the first place, then he’ll laugh at you and your pouty face. But if you’re actually upset about it and don’t start laughing with him he’ll definitely be like “What..you mad your shoes are wet?” Once he realizes you’re pretty pissed about it he’ll say “Ok ok..sorry.” And will then join you in the puddle and make sure his feet end up equally as soaked or even more so just so you aren’t mad at him the whole night.

Stolas:

Stolas will most definitely see the puddle and he’s all for keeping his partner out of harms way especially the smallest ounce of it, and he knows that appearance is everything and so is comfortability, he doesn’t want your feet to be wet and soppy therefore uncomfortable for you. So he’ll do the reasonable things and use his powers to make you float over it…like Stolas..really? He’s one that likes to one up, and he really loves to show off, especially to his partner. So he will use his magic for the smaller things just to impress you, that includes making you float over a puddle just so your precious feet stay dry and warm.

Fizzarolli:

Our little froggy will do what he does best and leap! You don’t think he’ll extend the both of you over a mere puddle then you are wrong, Fizz is the king of Drama, and he will be super dramatic about this whether you like it or not, He’ll extend the both of you over thoroughly and will look very badass while doing so. And he’ll even ask too “didn’t I look so cool.” Sure Fizzy, the coolest.

Asmodeus:

This big boy will not hesitate to pick you up into his arms, and he IS strong enough to do so, all while he walks into the puddle himself, but you know anything to make sure his sweetheart is alright, and no no, he won’t be setting you down afterwards, he’ll just carry you the whole way to the date just because he feels like it..and you know what you’re much safer up there with him anyways…so why would he let you down?

Striker:

This mf cowboy (“save a horse” iykwim) will not hesitate to pull some dramatics as well, he’ll whip out his little lasso from his side and wrap it around you throughly while he pulls you away from the puddle in the last moments before you even get the chance to step on it and he’ll draw you in to send you spinning (or more like falling) straight towards him and into his chest..he’ll hold you mighty close to him as he walks the both of you to your date and he will keep the lasso on you…just incase there’s anymore danger up ahead, or he’ll totally lay down his jacket for you over the puddle, just like an old school gentleman would do.

Mammon:

Mammon will definitely pull a Blitzø where he’ll purposely push you into it and will laugh at your reaction but on the other hand he won’t join you in your wet shoe’d state, he’d rather just laugh at you and say that you should audition for his pageant because watching you in dreadful situations is funny to him. He will be kind enough to dry your feet up at home/or even the restaurant, and he’ll make sure your feet are dry.

—girls—

Millie:

This precious lady will honestly want to get into the puddle with you just to splash around, it doesn’t matter that you have reservations that you’re already 20 minutes late for, she’ll dead stop and be like “Baby look a puddle!!” and you’ll understand her and begin to jump in it with her, she loves just doing childish things with you even if some people might find it gross. But! if you don’t like puddles and won’t jump in it with her she understands completely and will quite literally pick you up over her head and carry you over it…doesn’t matter if you are taller or bigger than her, she’ll carry you anytime, anywhere.

Loona:

She’s another one who will pull you into her closer so you aren’t near the puddle but instead near her. She doesn’t want your feet wet and will try to protect you or prevent you from going into it, just because she knows how annoying wet socks are, But don’t even try to mention she did it or she’ll go back/find another puddle to push you into….the shell feel bad and will lend you her socks..don’t mention that either.

Verosika:

Hehe..Verosika really loves you she does, and that’s why she has high expectations of you. One of them being that you’ll carry her through the puddle instead of her carrying you. So she’ll see the puddle, purposely get closer to it and pause when she’s a step away from it..she’ll look down roll her eyes and say something about her shoes,…take the hint [reader]! And if you do take the bait and carry her (if you can) well..she’ll give you Tenfold for treating her so nicely and will peck your cheek after..but don’t think you’re putting her down immediately after..the fun has just started.

Stella:

Hello..??? She’s royalty and is lowkey a little bratty (she need a brat tamer..I’m here for her😏) so she’ll obviously expect you to do something for her to get her out of this drastic situation, do you want her new heels to be ruined by mud? She doesn’t think so. So she’ll pause before the puddle and eye you to see what you’ll do, you can do anything and she’ll absolutely love it, pull her out of the way, lay your jacket on it, or even carry her and she will laugh and grin smugly, kissing you before continuing to walk with you again. She likes when you treat her nicely..she’ll do the same for you coming back that way at the end of the date.

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Hello my loves! I’m trying to write your requests, thank you all for being patient and supportive I love you all and you deserve your asks to be answered, you beautiful people!!🫶🏼🫶🏼!!

[poppy5991]

In the lobby of the Endeavor agency…

Dabi: I’ll jump across this table and kick your ass!

Fuyumi: Whoa whoa wait a-

Hawks: You feeling froggy? Then leap, bitch

Shoto: Touya, you already broke the coffee table. Can you just-

Dabi: *crash*

Natsuo: I’m not sewing you up this time.

~

Enji in his office: Why do I have a bad feeling?