#( WHATS YOUR NAME )

[cawthedwal]

Would you give this silly guy a Bible, candy, or just close the door?

candy !!

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[theworldiswhispering]

ok but November kinda slaps

[cas-coding]

will never ever say my age on this hellsite. however. i do quote vine twice daily so do with that what you will

[jarjar-not-binks]

The 1993 Mario movie was on some shit I swear to god

Why is mario like 40 and Luigi like 19????

Why is princess daisy born from a lizard egg????

Why is princess daisys dad fungus?????

Why are they all evolved from dinosaurs????

Why is toad this???

Anyways go watch it it's amazing

[carpedzem]

Have a mink

:o a baby

[12neonlit-stage]

you're allowed to discuss and work together, reblog for a higher sample size or something

You have 1 week, good luck!

[tuttle-did-it]

David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.

edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.

This woman has lost her fucking mind.

Jo, are you okay?

[demonlordcosnime]

lets play AI the somnium files part 2

[autizta]

.....hell?

you think i should be in

hell?

like...

SANS UNDERTALE HELL????

NONE OF YOU ARE IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA!!! HELL ISNT REAL!!!!! WAKE! THE! FUCK! UP!

"abstract art has no soul, AI art has no soul, generative art has no soul, art made by-" SOULS WERE MADE UP BY BIG TOBY FOX. TO SELL UNDERTALES, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

[sparrowlucero]

The greatest injustice ever faced is that I almost certainly started the still thriving "clown husbandry" tag on here, but any discussion about it (from a know your meme page to a youtube video with 500k views) says it's a joke of "unknown origin" or credited to this post, likely bouncing off of mine (which was actively circulating at the time with like 30k notes):

This is a tragedy for many reasons, most of all because it wasn't just an offhand joke but actually a direct response to some of the funniest online hate I ever got:

They're erasing the truest history of tumblr: its desperate need to seethe and argue over every obvious joke with more than 10 notes.

anyways here is the canonical pet clown. according to me

[shellshooked]

to bury a goddess

[ddejavvu]

Just saw a TikTok complaining about ‘kitten’ as a pet name in fanfiction and while I do agree with/understand their discomfort on that one the comments were FULL of people mentioning all the other common pet names ?? Like honey babe baby sweetheart etc ?? Is your partner just supposed to call you by your name the whole time ????????

[0gardenofpoetry0]

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Inspired by the same person who " Sea-Circle " was influenced by.

ʚɞ " hey, you're such a pretty boy, hey you're such a pretty boy, hey you're such a pretty boy, you're so pretty !!! " ʚɞ - What's Your Name, Depeche Mode

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You could fall in love with his eyes, the way they smile when he's enthused, a shimmer of cerulean blue.

His lullaby accent like a gentle breeze through the trees, falling upon ears like delicate snow,

His soft complexion, morning dew,

Pretty Boy, how could anyone overlook you?

[farshootergotme]

Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?