#british men i guess
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Inspired by the same person who " Sea-Circle " was influenced by.
ʚɞ " hey, you're such a pretty boy, hey you're such a pretty boy, hey you're such a pretty boy, you're so pretty !!! " ʚɞ - What's Your Name, Depeche Mode
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You could fall in love with his eyes, the way they smile when he's enthused, a shimmer of cerulean blue.
His lullaby accent like a gentle breeze through the trees, falling upon ears like delicate snow,
His soft complexion, morning dew,
Pretty Boy, how could anyone overlook you?
#poetry#writing#poet#oh god not me writing about him again#i hope i get over him soon guys#pretty boy#depeche mode#whats your name#british men i guess#viral#blow this up#viralpage#i was listening to tame impala when writing this though#im so proud of myself#i think i ate again#short poetry#short poems#poemsbyme#poems and poetry#original poem#poems on tumblr#tumblr poems#this is my free therapy
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Me in the past week or so, deciding who to watch for three hours straight
#two incredibly british names for two incredibly british men#life update i guess#tom scott#tommyinnit#rambles
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Hi just coming to say I love your new Star Wars verse and also provide the knowledge that Obi-Wan and Caleb look like they could be brothers.
stop this right now...
#☼*・゚ Inbox — ↳ answered#( why are you right anon )#( bearded ginger men unite i guess? )#( i'm laughing so hard hahahaha )#( BUT caleb has a fantasy german accent and obi-wan has a fantasy british accent )#( so they're different lmao )
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TAG GAME !! ;)
i was tagged by anna (@suburbanlegnd) to put 5 songs i always listen to! tysm for the tag 💕
Killer Queen - Queen
Ciudad Mágica - Tan Bionica
What A Feeling - One Direction
Snap Out Of It - Arctic Monkeys
Born To Make You Happy - Britney Spears
im tagging @bleechella @goodriddancedeluxe @theladyinwhite13 feel free to ignore, no pressure 💌 and sorry if you have already participated!
#i checked my 'on repeat' section on spotify to do this lmao#i feel basic ngl but with good taste#wont let those annoying ass 'rock' fans tell me thst britney fucking spears is worst than their indie underrated band of smelly british men#sorry not sorry i guess#tag games
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Preview for GotG #03...
#guardians of the galaxy#wednesday spoilers#tw animal death#spoilers tag if u care i doubt anyone at this point does but ah.#why are they being turned into the british :(#idc if Djurdjevic had redesigned pete for the modern age to be vaguely british THAT WAS TWO DECADES AGO.. AND IT WAS ALREADY A DUMB STRETCH#anyways this is how i lose. goodbye goodbye to the astrologers of spartax and the mystic angle i guess#not that i don't think spartoi society isn't bigoted. they absolutely are we know this. i'd like an exploration of that issue but UHM#maybe not like this cartoonish thing written by two white men.#doubt she'll actually show up but at least victoria is still queen?? small win?? PLEASE don't fuck her up too#they really perverted peter's gold antlers by giving him a dumb hat with wooden ones... get out of here. i hate u.#also idk if it's just my dumb brain or my attention span problems but every issue of this is so hard to read and comprehend is it JUST me??#genuine question for anyone who's read this far into the tags legit is anything else by these writers. like this...
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when you really think abt it dio's kills weren't all that impressive. it was basically just 3 old guys, a dog, and a teenager whose singlular win was against an infant
#jaq.txt#and with jonathan it wasn't clear cut#he basically sucker punched him when he was distracted and then jonathan tore whatever artery while fighting#so dio gets half a point for that#and then ofc jotaro brings joseph back to life#a menace to old british men I guess#jjba
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Alfred on Hell’s Kitchen
#either as a contestant or a judge#i think this idea would go hard#do not let Alfred make pancakes#alfred pennyworth#batman#batfamily#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#dc comcis#dcish universe#two British men join forces to yell at idiots#wheres the lamb sauce!?#that’s the post#gordon ramsay#the kids come together to support alfreds endeavor because they love him and his food#bruce: hn (affectionate)#fanfic ideas#??? i guess#shower thoughts
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Who the fuck makes a list of the best "female" punk bands (where "female punk bands" means fronted by women and also bands of all women, but not all bands on the list are bands of all women) and FORGETS TO INCLUDE X-RAY SPEX?!?!? THERE WERE EVEN TWO WOMEN IN THAT BAND! I- oh, the whiteness and racism of it all. Oh, it's embarrassing.
Not to mention that no fucking playlist of punk rock should ever be complete without "Oh Bondage Up Yours!" at the very least! How can you even talk about punk music in general without mentioning X-Ray Spex?
#cis white men: behold the best female music (...only by white women).#as far as BRITISH punk bands go I even rank X-Ray Spex above The Slits.#I guess part of this is my fault though; I was curious enough to entertain such a list in the first place and then not even#halfway through the list went 'I don't know what I was expecting' (I was expecting ANY HISTORIC WOC AT ALL)#it just unfortunately still blows my mind that this shit is sincerely out there on the interwebs in 2023.#if you did all that research in the first place...what - you just managed to GLOSS OVER X-Ray Spex and Alice Bag and The Brat?#great you added a SINGULAR band of all Japanese women. (not even Shonen Knife though tbh.)#it just seems purposeful to ignore the women of color who pioneered the genre just as much as any of the men did.#not to mention ignoring all of the amazing contemporary punk bands fronted by/including women of color - of which there are many!!!!!!!#also /please/ do note that I was being sardonic in my first tag. ''female music'' literally does not exist; neither does ''male music''
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Goth bless people who post music documentaries on ytb 🙏
#guess who just ate a xtc band docu?#it was v interesting#funny how the label was like 'Colin is fine as hell and he wrote making plans for nigel so he'll be the face of the band'#and andy was like: haha.... how about no?#also i find extremely interesting this concept of 'colin sings his songs. andy sings his songs'#because usually there's one songwriter or a collaborative duo or such but they were like nope#if he writes a song then he sings it. period#also the scandal that was Dear god in the united states.....#people in enbland: chill as fuck#people in us: if you don't play this song mid school lockdown negotiations i will raise hell#madness!!!#also colin saying they always wanted xtc to be recognized for their efforts and that they were doing the docu hoping that was the case#only for andy to say he loves xtc as the brothers they never had but fucking hates them to death#its just#😂😂😂#anyway this was way better than talk talk's docu#rambless#edit: by the way ppl in the docu said they thought colin was fine as hell. not me#i don't like british men
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i audibly sniffle when i’m upset (a mannerism learned from emotional neglect as a child) and still to this day the only person who ever rly noticed the extent of that action was my first boyfriend (he is so autistic) it took him no time to realise that every time i made that specific noise i was upset and wanted someone to notice that.. even when i’d do it subconsciously he would ask me if i was alright. no member of my family no lovers after him have ever caught on to it at all. anyway i think everyone should be way more autistic.
#the world would just be a better place#why am i thinking about this right now ? i guess i sniffled and wished someone would notice#i had a really embarrassing dream last night wherein i was so drunk & kept oscillating between home & a dark train station party/rave/doof#i realised i’d accidentally brought my blanket from the van back to the party with me and then the bathroom door wouldn’t lock and#people kept opening it and i fell over myself trying to shut it… these two men were like “Are you right Love” in a really mean british way#A was there and she was being short with me </3 like she thought i was weird
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his voice is so pretty i dont care if he looks like a withered pink skeleton i need him. now
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Ough you great British girlies are gonna HAAATTEEE me for this one but like I’m watching some episodes with my dad and like why is Paul Hollywood so… 😍😍😍
#the great british bake off#paul hollywood#I wanna fuck that old man#wait I think he’s actually on my old men I wanna fuck list#lemme check#HES NOT ON THE LIST????#I mean like I just added him but I’m surprised he wasn’t on it prior#lmk if you guys wanna see the full list I guess#but yeah that’s it Paul Hollywood is a gilf and I wanna fuck him
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sometimes the SPN HC Lore that my Research(tm) digs up is fascinating and canon-altering. Sometimes its fluffy and sweet (Cas loves crocodiles. I'm never going to be able to un-know that). Other times.... its just kind of random
Sam & Dean are related to/share an ancestor with This Campbell, Specifically
the reason that this matters at ALL is due to the truly unhinged amount of Campbells that specifically went into folklore/myth studies irl. For that reason, I get the feeling that MOST Campbells in the spn universe are in some way connected to this, butttt J.G. here is the closest match to a direct relative imho, for a couple reasons.
#if i could choose a place where spn and irl are hardest to distinguish#i think its probably trying to research anyone named Campbell#three different family lines with the same name and everyone's a folklorist and some of them know each other#reading sentences like “the enchanted battle-winning Faerie Flags most notably owned by the Macleod and Campbell clans” and I just-#ok???? OK THEN???? SCOTLAND WHAT IS *HAPPENING* OVER THERE#Sad Scottish Men In The 18th Century Wikipedia My BELOVED.#The Fae#Fair Folk#spn#supernatural#Mary Campbell#Men Of Letters#“british” ok sure i guess the MoL rly just ditched their Scottish roots huh#or maybe they're British and the Campbells SPECIFICALLY are Scottish#all Fae-touched though#...yall the bunker had a Portal to OZ. THE BUNKER HAD A *DRYAD*. THE MOL WERE *SO FAERIECODED*. like i dont think they were on GOOD TERMS#but obviously on SOME kinda terms
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ੈ✩ grid baby (smau) ੈ✩
pairing : lewis hamilton x fem reader
summary : the fluff instances of the coming Hamilton baby
genre : fluff
fc: Rihanna
a/n : thank you so much to @goldenmclaren suggesting this ! lysm 🫶🏻
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f1wags Y/N Hamilton was seen arriving at the British GP, flaunting her baby bump
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user1 I think we all know the kid’s fashion sense is going to be amazing
user2 ma’am serving looks while pregnant
user3 the glow !?
user4 is it a boy or a girl !?
user5 it’s a boy, sadly he won’t be karting
user6 *he may, if he wants, Lewis doesn’t want to force him
user7 they are going to be the best parents
user8 we all saw Charles and Alex interacting with her 😭
user9 Alex was literally so cute, offering her pillows and donuts 🍩
user10 roscoe will finally have a sibling !
user11 that lady has some guts, travelling while pregnant 💪🏻
user12 it's not that hard ..?
user13 sure, carrying a human in your stomach is an easy task I guess when you don't even have a uterus 🫶🏻
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ynhamilton guess Roscoe and Klaus were the good luck charms 💫✨
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user1 NAME REVEAL !?
use2 KLAUS IS THE SON !?
user3 klaus hamilton 😍
lewishamilton you forgot to add y/n hamilton
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user4 lewis appreciating his wife heals me 🫶🏻
user5 lewis is so whipped
alexandramieux Can’t wait to meet you klaus, xoxo- Aunt Alex
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user6 alexandra getting ready for mommy duties 💪🏻
user7 charles, mom her up
user8 charles, wife her up
georgerussell Uncle George reporting for duty
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charlesleclerc so excited to have a new baby at the grid !
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user9 KLAUS HURRY UP
user10 baby hamilton, baby hamilton 🫶🏻💫👏🏻
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ynhamilton when all the boys in my house sleep after irritating me
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user1 yn’s face when Lewis is sleeping instead of her :
user2 sir, wake up !
georgerussell Lewis, you are supposed to get her to sleep 💤
lewishamilton mate, i am old
ynhamilton not old enough to put a kid in me
user3 I love pregnant yn 🔫
user4 YALL DO REALISE THAT THE BOYS INCLUDES HER SON 😭😭
user5 they will be getting back on work for a girl 💪🏻
alexandrasaintmieux you can always come over, men are useless anyway
ynhamilton booking an uber
charlesleclerc what did I do now !?
user6 i just know the day klaus arrives, we will get so much drama
user7 I can imagine Lewis freaking while yn is just reapplying gloss
user8 we look good, we push good 💯
tg : @a-moment-captured @formula1-motogpfan
#f1#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#formula 1#f1 smau#f1 fanfic#formula 1 x reader#f1 fic#lewis hamilton scenarios#lewis hamilton x reader#f1 texts#lewis hamilton imagine#lewis hamilton fluff#formula one imagine#formula 1 fic#formula 1 imagine#formula 1 fanfiction#formula one#lewis hamilton#f1 grid x reader#f1 x female reader
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realizing i have a crush on another stupid internet man and wanting to bury my head in a bucket of ice
#stop finding internet men attractive!!! you’re gonna start having to pay fines for this shit!!!#at least it’s not a british man this time i fucking guess#i can’t like any more british guys or ill go to jail forever
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chronic "would he fucking say that?" disease that acts up anytime i write fic
#.txt#shaking the bars of my cage. why are half these men british. why am i constantly second guessing myself. let me out.
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