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Watched a video of someone making a guy cum six times in a row with little to no time in between and honestly that's how I'm trying to be with someone
#the level of over stimulation would be going crazy#id need to see what the person i do its withs absolute max is#“on come on last time we got five but we're aiming for eight so stay still”#Bd/sm mommy#sub men#subby men#female dominance#femdxm#mommy k!nk#gentle fdom#mommy#bd/sm domme#dom mommy#Ns/fw post#ns/fw blog#ns/fw#ns/ft blog#ns/ft#fdom#bd/sm blog#bd/sm kink#bd/sm community#k!nk blog#k!nk community#petpl@y#puppy sub#subby puppy#soft fem dom#pet pl4y#cvm wh0re
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thinking about spock being too human for vulcan, and too vulcan for most humans... and then there's kirk who looks at him with huge homosexual eyes and trusts spock with his life time and time again. and compliments his mind. and compliments the glimpses of his emotions. THEY MAKE ME ILL!!!!
#do you think spock has to control himself when he thinks about it too hard#me personally id fall over sobbing and vomiting to have my very being treated so kindly#“the needs of the one outweighs the needs of the many” you might as well yank my beating heart out#what the fuck. how dare you percieve me so fully and love me for it#having a normal one#spirk#k/s#jim kirk#spock
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So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:
Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.
Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!
This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.
So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?
nolij
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandor#nandor the relentless#wwdits spoilers#and if you're like but he reads! id be like yeah i was the best k-12 reader in my county 3 years running#and i still flunked every spelling test i ever had#because the english language is a terrible terrible language i wish it never cursed us bleh#anyways Nandor is a big dumb dumb who is actually well-read and i love that abt him#my perfect himbo#(i mean he still wrote it with an 'e' instead of an 'i' but thats probably because he pronpunces it with a strong 'eh' sound)#(*pronounces)#(fUCK)
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i think it's so funny that with the way the footnote that introduced the word t'hy'la is written it was clearly attempting to politely address and refute the kirk/spock ship but instead proceeded to become a focal point for shippers. gene roddenberry sweating at night for people to understand it's a close male friendship but not come off as homophobic and he accidentally made it more gay. real shit idc.
#ive only seen people post/talk about that first sentence so please enjoy how funny the full context is#“well spock raised his eyebrow and i cant not fuck.” what an explanation#image id in alt text#k/s#spirk#t'hy'la#spock#kirk#james t kirk#star trek#star trek tos#star trek the motion picture#text post
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i <3 making doodles for tiktok that look kinda ugly
#'whats your tiktok?' babe. id rather die then willingly give that away#its cautionwetfloor.com but tiktok is gonna be banned anyways bro#anyways#first ones my favorite lol#stupid ahh pink creature#saiki k#saiki kusuo#saiki#kusuo saiki#saiki no psi nan#art#my art#saiki fanart#kaidou saiki k#shun kaidou
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this is not a comprehensive list
#in order from left to right (with explanations):#k on#(self explanatory. definition of moe.)#a place further than the universe#(theyre at least a little insane for going all the way to antarctica for funsies)#bocchi the rock#(good mix of insane and sweet. most of the insane parts come from bocchi herself)#nichijou#(literally so much happened all the time)#and asobi asobase#(they did do arson)#i haven't seen azumanga daioh or yuru camp and i never finished lucky star#but based on what i know abt the first two id put it... azumanga between bocchi and nichijou. and yuru camp with or after k on#and from what i remember abt lucky star its also just after k on#a bit quirkier but nothing ever really happens in it. as far as i watched. which is why i stopped watching LOL#but thats all assumptions and second hand knowledge so i figured i shouldnt actually include them unless i was SURE#i also thought abt putting asteroid in love in here too but that one is a bit more niche so i left it out#i also excluded any idol shows bc that feels like a different category. and would make this too long#sorry zombieland saga and love live....#i also excluded straight up yuri. this is more abt Hanging Out than romance. but some is allowed as long as its not the focal point#like kita in btr. shes very yuri but the show isnt about that#you could probably also put is the order a rabbit on here but idr much from that. i think i watched like 3 episodes umm 100 years ago#i also thought abt putting the highschool girls segments from daily lives of highschool boys here. but they arent in most of the show#tho theyd probably go between nichijou and asobi asobase. or maybe on par w nichijou#that one girl did almost kill the other two with a rock as im sure youve all seen
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based on more roblox experiences with sav 💝
#id draw the other ones but they were.more ooc so. this is what you get#mimi draws sometimes#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#kusuo saiki#saiki kusuo#disastrous life of saiki k#saiki#saiki kusuo no ψ nan#saiki kusou no psi nan#kusuo#the disastrous life of saiki k#saiteru#kokomi teruhashi#teruhashi#teruhashi kokomi#terusai#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#tdlosk#saiki x teruhashi#art
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CULT LEADER! SUGURU asks something of you. . .
— manipulation??, geto x reader, ex! gojo + gojo mention, defected! reader, mentions of death/killing, a little angsty
"you...you want me to..."
suguru's gentle caress of your cheek is a stark contrast to his words, a request that sent an empty, plummeting feeling straight to the deepest parts of your gut.
"kill them, yes. both your parents. they're not sorcerers, therefore will have no place in this new world we'll be creating."
your heart threatens to burst clean out of your ribcage. images flash through your mind: your sweet, loving mom, your kind, carefree dad, sprawled out and lifeless in a pool of their own blood due to your own cruel actions. you couldn't, you can't, you wouldn't possibly be able to live with their frightened and utterly betrayed expressions burned into your mind. how would you be able to look your parents in the eyes as you took their lives away?
"you're hesitating?" suguru's query breaks you from your thoughts. "i thought you wanted a better life for sorcerers, darling? for me, for you, for satoru?"
at the say of his name, you recall your final interaction with your ex, his heartbroken features as you trail behind suguru and essentially abandon him, his desperate pleas for both of you to stay going ignored. the pain crushes your heart, makes you want to cry again. it still hurts your entire being having to leave him behind, but you went with suguru to help make the world a better place for sorcerers. that includes satoru. and you don't want to disappoint either of them, but having to kill your dearly beloved parents to make it happen? maybe you're not as cut out for this as you thought.
"if you can't do it, then let me." suguru pecks a kiss on your lips, dark eyes piercing your gaze and you wouldn't doubt if he could read your thoughts. "but i know you'll choose the right thing, won't you, my love?"
tagz: @staryukis @anthoosies @jabamin @elusivemoon :3c
#i think about what if i defected w/ suguru but.......k*lling my parents??#id start crying if i had to make that decision. he either casts me out in disappointment or i have to kill my parents. lose-lose#⋆。゚☁︎ summy is thinking . . . 。⋆#suguru geto imagine#geto suguru imagine#jjk imagine#jujutsu kaisen imagine
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i posted abt this on my tiktok story but i need to rant more so im putting it here 😭😭 the way a lot of mikosai shippers (on tiktok, pinterest, reddit, etc) are is such a big reminder to me of why i hate the strictly romantic soulmates trope with every fiber of my being 😭😭😭 people who interpret soulmates as "that means theyre canonically together" regardless of how the characters actually feel about each other and if they ACTUALLY get together is so fucking gross to me oh my god its so fucking gross i hate forced romance so bad 😭😭 someone cant just say "hey, we're soulmates so you HAVE to date me and its literally weird and impossible for you to like anyone else because i said so!!" and also aiura WOULDNT do that anyway ???? HELLOOO???
you have no idea how many people ive seen call all saiki ships with anyone other than aiura "problematic ships" just because "theyre soulmates"
#SOULMATES DOES NOT MAKE A COUPLE CANON <333#'she SAID theyre soulmates so that means hes HERS now and its gross for u to think he liked anyone else'#hey thats actually... really bad!! hey she actually cant and wouldnt force him to date her!!! hey what the fuck!!!#not a mikosai hate post#only weird forced romance likers hate post <3#if someone doesnt like someone then they dont like them... them being soulmates doesnt change that...#thats actually just not how it works and the idea that that WOULD be how it works is gross#and a lot of the fics ive read of them end up with aiura being all 'ha i told you so! i knew id break u eventually!'#'i knew id get to u if i just kept calling u my boyfriend without permission and saying we're soulmates!'#which like not only would she not do that... its also just really gross#like u really thought 'he doesnt like her so she wears him down and doesnt leave him alone until he relents' and like... u went with that?#oh...#weird...#idk maybe im crazy and also im having a hard time phrasing any of this#but it just brings up so many consent issues and it makes me really uncomfortable#like according to THOSE shippers it wouldnt be by his own will or feelings if he eventually fell in love with her#it would just be because the universe said so and he never had any choice#mikosai is so cute when u think of it in like the totally opposite way#in MY opinion i love mikosai AFTER aiura accepts that soulmates doesnt mean he HAS to date her#that HAS to happen before they date and THEN theyre really cute#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#meows post
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the father, the son, the end of the world (x)
[ID: two digital drawings of three iterations of kiryu kazuma that are intertwined in a downwards sequence. the background is a night sky with two framing clouds, and city lights, moon backlightning the three figures. the colors are tinted blue, and the image is held in a frame that is transparent on the outer part.
on top, kiryu is shown in his yakuza 3 okinawa outfit, in the middle in his yakuza 0 pinstrip suit and at the bottom, in a black shirt as he appears in infinite wealth.
y3 kiryu curls his right arm around y0 kiryu's neck, hand in a fist, his right hand comfortably lying on top of lad8 kiryu's head. his expression is a deep frown, as he stares at the audience.
y0 kiryu is turned to the left side of the image, as if running away, his left arm resting over y3's left forearm, hand slightly curled into a fist. his right arm curls forward over lad8 kiryu's shoulder protectively, palm held upwards. he is frowning at something off-frame, mouth slightly open.
lad8 kiryu has his right hand in a fist over his stomach and the left one reaching up to hold y0's left forearm. his expression is blank, as he stares at nothing, mouth slightly agape.
The second image is the same, only slightly less dark for visibility. /End ID.]
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#桐生 一馬#kiryu kazuma#happy birthday king#yakuza#ryu ga gotoku#rgg#yakuza 0#yakuza 3#lad8#lad8 spoilers#i guess??#I DON'T KNOW. i'm currently playing gaiden so i would appreciate spoiler free tags :3#to all my k//h beloveds who will see this and know nothing mwah ilu this man makes me sad :)#also the song is there because i started looping it while i drew but it was already making me think of kiryu anyways#so#lies down o(<#i might've rushed this a little i had been so burned out asfhshfhd but that's okay. feeling better#oomf was like 'what did the middle one do😭' and that was so valid of them adfjsjdj#i love posting at mystifying hours (still character's birthday in japan)#my doods#described#also i dont think i had ever done an id like this. aaaaaaaaaaaaah#ty to tumblr user realyauza for letting me know it was too dark!!#i finished w/my phone's brightness relatively high and i didn't account for that
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#hm i dont think they were okay here😁#Ts face journey from *cant see her eyeball* to *pink one so terrified* to *attempting hiding a smirk* to *intrigued disbelief*#“im so over that at this point😁🙄” yeah sure jan! and so is T no?#K “flirting” and T going “i hate you...” and “*screech* no!!4”#(what were they going trough here... i need the info for research...)#T asking if she was dying would K save her??? what do YOU think??? like girl😭#i just revisited this masterpiece and id like to add that they were ranting abt those baiting ppl on twt even then so not much does change!#trixie mattel#katya zamo#trixie & katya#trixya#(lesbians..... lovesick idiots.......)
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Kubosai but it's aren pulling a gomez addams move when kusuo accidentally kills someone with his powers
#id kill for her id die for her either way what a bliss#NO ONE KNOWS HOW I FEEL ABOUT THEM#wow! such a beautiful and loving moment! [takes the blame for an accidental murder]#yellow talks#saiki k#kubosai
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I just now realized that I may or may not have made a mistake. Um. If I made a mistake I am quite possibly fucked for like a year lmfao
#uhhh i may or may not have signed something i did not read properly. i thought it was just an info thingy#but it may have been the fucking JOB CONTRACT. WHICH I SHOULD SIGN AFTER MY 3RD MONTH TRIAL PERIOF#PERIOD*#if it was the actual contract then i dont know what to do actually?#because like. im still in the 3 moth period. in that time i should br allowed to quit the job at any point#however if its already signed can i still quit???? or am i gonna have to actually resign and wait 3 months till i can quit#MAYBE THIS WONT MATTER EJTHER WAY BUT IF I GET INTO COLLEGE ID LIKE TO LEAVE THIS JOB-#if i dont get in im staying lmao but now im STRESSING OUT#and i left the god damn paper at WORK. so i have to read it properly tomorrow when i come into work#but uh anyeay#excuse me not understanding how any of this shit works lmao#stiff talk#k rant over
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Arthur was late, well, me as an artist is no better...
our Faroe Lester, however, isn't late. happy birthday, keep seeing wonders and horrors and being alright with it.
(ID in the alt text)
#malevolent podcast#k's wave#k's art#faroe lester#mer!faroe#the ID is like this on purpose#as well as the sign#now we know what clothing updates our Faroe needs yay ^^
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friend trying to convince me to download fortnite by saying magneto in it and ouuuugh first off dont like how she knows me like that i feel exposed but second off they better not make that bitch available again cause i will fold instantly
#xmen#snap chats#i know mysterio there. ... i really like mysterio tbh LMAO but not enough to play fortnite#only way ill be caught playing fortnite is if i can see my beautiful wife the entire time#this the same friend i was talking about the xmen movies with. if you even saw that ramble post i made#i dont think she knows how much i love magneto yet but with time. i am sure she will JVAELKJKAL#the last time i played an FPS was like. tf2 in 2014 jFALKJKLJ but id do anything for mags ....#anyway im sleeping now. im gonna be busy this week and thats annoying cause i wanna finish my silly comic :(((#i drew a whole comic just to have an excuse to draw cher|k smooching but listen the build up is important to me#plus it means i get to draw charles and erik more yk what i mean. i love me my face-focused panels ...#hopefully if i care to ill finish that later this week and we'll see what i mean but for now .... good night ....
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pooper
#club penguin#petey k#silly little guy#doodle#whiteboard fox#id do it for free I MEAN WHAT WHO SAID THAT??? /j#dw we chill
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