#( ???? whAT IS THIS ID K )

[call-me-pup2]

Watched a video of someone making a guy cum six times in a row with little to no time in between and honestly that's how I'm trying to be with someone

[whimsicalgoose]

thinking about spock being too human for vulcan, and too vulcan for most humans... and then there's kirk who looks at him with huge homosexual eyes and trusts spock with his life time and time again. and compliments his mind. and compliments the glimpses of his emotions. THEY MAKE ME ILL!!!!

[bottombaron]

So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:

Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.

Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!

This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.

So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?

nolij

[rebisrot]

i think it's so funny that with the way the footnote that introduced the word t'hy'la is written it was clearly attempting to politely address and refute the kirk/spock ship but instead proceeded to become a focal point for shippers. gene roddenberry sweating at night for people to understand it's a close male friendship but not come off as homophobic and he accidentally made it more gay. real shit idc.

[liquidstar]

this is not a comprehensive list

[kusuokisser]

based on more roblox experiences with sav 💝

[ohimsummer]

CULT LEADER! SUGURU asks something of you. . .

— manipulation??, geto x reader, ex! gojo + gojo mention, defected! reader, mentions of death/killing, a little angsty

"you...you want me to..."

suguru's gentle caress of your cheek is a stark contrast to his words, a request that sent an empty, plummeting feeling straight to the deepest parts of your gut.

"kill them, yes. both your parents. they're not sorcerers, therefore will have no place in this new world we'll be creating."

your heart threatens to burst clean out of your ribcage. images flash through your mind: your sweet, loving mom, your kind, carefree dad, sprawled out and lifeless in a pool of their own blood due to your own cruel actions. you couldn't, you can't, you wouldn't possibly be able to live with their frightened and utterly betrayed expressions burned into your mind. how would you be able to look your parents in the eyes as you took their lives away?

"you're hesitating?" suguru's query breaks you from your thoughts. "i thought you wanted a better life for sorcerers, darling? for me, for you, for satoru?"

at the say of his name, you recall your final interaction with your ex, his heartbroken features as you trail behind suguru and essentially abandon him, his desperate pleas for both of you to stay going ignored. the pain crushes your heart, makes you want to cry again. it still hurts your entire being having to leave him behind, but you went with suguru to help make the world a better place for sorcerers. that includes satoru. and you don't want to disappoint either of them, but having to kill your dearly beloved parents to make it happen? maybe you're not as cut out for this as you thought.

"if you can't do it, then let me." suguru pecks a kiss on your lips, dark eyes piercing your gaze and you wouldn't doubt if he could read your thoughts. "but i know you'll choose the right thing, won't you, my love?"

tagz: @staryukis @anthoosies @jabamin @elusivemoon :3c

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

things from The Halloween Update that are concerning me more than i already am about Eddie:

his Frankenstein's Monster costume turning his face (and hands. ha, hands, like the hands on a-) half yellow half blue/purple like the clocks & Sally's door. that's fucking me up a little ngl

Eddie tacks "A bit of a moral conundrum-" onto his description of Frankenstein's Monster, who he's costumed as. which seems out of place with the rest of his description. he could've said "bolts" or "white streak in his hair" or another physical trait. nope. Moral Conundrum (one could also describe his costume as "two-faced"...). and the fact that he's dressed specifically as someone who was "brought back from the dead" makes me 👁️👁️. kinda reminds me of a certain set of artworks from Clown's tumblr a while back...

Eddie, despite his whole schtick being "bad memory", was the only one to accurately recognize Sally's costume as pedrolino from the Commedia dell'arte. could be a little 'inside joke', might be something else. i suspect it's something else due to his... ah... Everything.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i posted abt this on my tiktok story but i need to rant more so im putting it here 😭😭 the way a lot of mikosai shippers (on tiktok, pinterest, reddit, etc) are is such a big reminder to me of why i hate the strictly romantic soulmates trope with every fiber of my being 😭😭😭 people who interpret soulmates as "that means theyre canonically together" regardless of how the characters actually feel about each other and if they ACTUALLY get together is so fucking gross to me oh my god its so fucking gross i hate forced romance so bad 😭😭 someone cant just say "hey, we're soulmates so you HAVE to date me and its literally weird and impossible for you to like anyone else because i said so!!" and also aiura WOULDNT do that anyway ???? HELLOOO???

you have no idea how many people ive seen call all saiki ships with anyone other than aiura "problematic ships" just because "theyre soulmates"

[bitternace]

the father, the son, the end of the world (x)

[ID: two digital drawings of three iterations of kiryu kazuma that are intertwined in a downwards sequence. the background is a night sky with two framing clouds, and city lights, moon backlightning the three figures. the colors are tinted blue, and the image is held in a frame that is transparent on the outer part.

on top, kiryu is shown in his yakuza 3 okinawa outfit, in the middle in his yakuza 0 pinstrip suit and at the bottom, in a black shirt as he appears in infinite wealth.

y3 kiryu curls his right arm around y0 kiryu's neck, hand in a fist, his right hand comfortably lying on top of lad8 kiryu's head. his expression is a deep frown, as he stares at the audience.

y0 kiryu is turned to the left side of the image, as if running away, his left arm resting over y3's left forearm, hand slightly curled into a fist. his right arm curls forward over lad8 kiryu's shoulder protectively, palm held upwards. he is frowning at something off-frame, mouth slightly open.

lad8 kiryu has his right hand in a fist over his stomach and the left one reaching up to hold y0's left forearm. his expression is blank, as he stares at nothing, mouth slightly agape.

The second image is the same, only slightly less dark for visibility. /End ID.]

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[yellowheartz]

Kubosai but it's aren pulling a gomez addams move when kusuo accidentally kills someone with his powers

[stiffyck]

I just now realized that I may or may not have made a mistake. Um. If I made a mistake I am quite possibly fucked for like a year lmfao

[sockdooe]

WHY ARE PEOPLE PUTTING KEITH IN THE SHIRO TAGS I DONT UNDERSTAND

IF IT DOESNT HAVE SHIRO PHYSICALLY PRESENT WITHIN THE WRITING/ART THEN DONT TAG IT AS TAKASHİ SHIROGANE

[monstrouscrew]

Arthur was late, well, me as an artist is no better...

our Faroe Lester, however, isn't late. happy birthday, keep seeing wonders and horrors and being alright with it.

(ID in the alt text)

[xxplastic-cubexx]

friend trying to convince me to download fortnite by saying magneto in it and ouuuugh first off dont like how she knows me like that i feel exposed but second off they better not make that bitch available again cause i will fold instantly