#'m here 👋😭

[godnectar]

MOTHER PLS COME BACK PLS PLS PLS PLS

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Give me attention whore

[seraphinitegames]

Hello 👋 I have a question about the new chapter and I couldn’t wait to ask it so here I am but please feel free to ignore this ask until public release to not spoil anyone.

How come M was suspicious towards the detective about their new power? They already know the scent of the detective’s blood so they should now they have no magic or it works differently perhaps? Their reaction made me so sad especially after all we went through 😭

Also I wish my detective was a panicked character because the scene where M calm them down… I need it for my stoic detective 😩

**BOOK FOUR DEMO SPOILERS AHEAD**

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Mostly with M, or any of the vamps—particularly F, who is sensitive to magic—it's to do with needing the surprise for the moment in story-telling, hehe! :D

But in a story-sense, there was a lot of magic floating around the ritual site at that moment, so it would be difficult for them to distinguish just where it was coming from, especially as they're a bit panicked to make sure MC is ok!

Plus, the radiation aspect of the MC's powers weakens everything about the vampires, including their senses, so more difficult for them to pick up on nuances around this kind of magic.

But yeah, mostly because I wanted the impact of the surprise for that moment! ;D

I know what you mean! I do love the panicked scenes where the LI comforts the MC, because who doesn't love the drama and angst? :D

But then…some of my MC's would definitely be more down-to-earth and logical about the whole thing, so I just have to pick that option for them!

Thank you so much for the ask! :)

[starrynights-sunnyskies]

as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·ﾟmisa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (6/-)

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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.

or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous

fic: see my masterlist 🤍

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m 💌 And aaaah you know what I love to see you in? Black! (or nothing) 😊 you somehow i knew this crossed your mind the second i commented m 💌 We know each other too well now, jajaja. you quick! think fast! what word am i thinking of? m 💌 Daisies? you ohhh valid, one of my favourites! m 💌 I know. you but no, cannoli of course m 💌 🙃😉🙂 you misa i will actually slap you m 💌 I'm stronger you i'm scrappy and grew up fighting with alba m 💌 Fair 😅 m 💌 I'm glad she forgave us faster than Alexia did. She's scary. you yea she looks all bark and no bite but she BITES. literally. still have a scar on my finger. m 💌 I need you to tell me that story one day. m 💌 So, do you bite too? Because I might be into that. you i think that you should know such things as my girlfriend 👋 m 💌 Aha... well, don't blame me. If we'd lived together I would have known 'such things' and more. you 😔 m 💌 I know. I miss you too. I wish we could live together though. you my work's here, love. i can't leave. and i don't think i can be without my family and friends just yet. i need them close. and you'll be busy all day and i know no one in madrid. m 💌 I know, I would never ask that of you. I just wish I could be around you more. Maybe I'm greedy or dramatic. I don't know. m 💌 I'll take the train to Barcalona as soon as I can. you no, my love. you already travel and work too much. i don't want you straining your mind and body, you have to take care of it. and you were here last time. i'll come when i can. m 💌 Alright, I know there's no talking you out of it, is there? you nope 😘 m 💌 Promise I'll see you soon? you promise! you i've got to run now. you better wear something dark blue next time i see you, byeeeee, i love you. m 💌 You better wear black or maybe just don't wear anything at all. Bye, querida, I love you more.

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bff1 ☺️

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yourusername: recap of week 69 Liked by begovargas, albaps9, marisabel_rguez and 1,293 others

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[creedslove]

Hi Mari 👋

I've been having Javier Peña brainrot... and I need to tell someone 😭😭

So reader and javi work together, reader is married but her and javi become friends and get closer and closer until they have smex, she feels so guilty after and says they can't talk anymore and completely ignores him.

Then at a work function after a few drinks Javi tells her 'it's hurts me not to be able to talk to you', reader says 'you're a good looking man javi, you could talk to anyone of the girls here', javi says he doesn't want any of the girls here and 'you're all I think about' and then he walks off.

Later reader asks to talk to him and says did u mean what u said earlier? Then they kiss and have smex again basically.

ily 💋

Javier Peña x f!reader

Warnings: mentions of sex, infidelity, marriage issues, javier peña who comes with his own warning ⚠️

A/N: I totally understand it bestie, Javi is like an addiction, he makes me feel like an animal in heat, I'm sorry it took me a while, I had a bit of a writer's block, but hopefully I'm back at writing again ❤️🫶

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You had a good husband, you really did, amongst all your friends and all the stories one could call horror stories about what an awful man they decided to marry, you had been lucky. Michael was a kind and patient man, he treated you well, your parents liked him since you were both each other's college sweethearts and he wasn't bad looking at all. He might have not been the most handsome man you'd seen, nor the brightest and most fearless, he was safe, so safe it was kind of boring, and yet you knew you didn't have the right to feel that way, after all, Michael left his life behind to come to Colombia, during the most dangerous time to ever travel to that place all in order to support you and your career. You loved your husband, it had been so long you got used to him and that feeling, but you weren't so sure if loving and caring was the same as being in love with him. Passion was different, but before coming all the way to Colombia, facing danger and the excruciating heat on a daily basis, that was the kind of thought that didn't even cross your mind, however, it all changed when you met him.

Javier Peña.

At first you recall not actually liking him, you'd heard of his reputation of course - who hadn't to be honest?! - and you already had decided you didn't like him, you had this whole picture made up in your mind and you'd decided by yourself you wouldn't give that man the time of the day. It would've worked if you weren't so starstrucked the first time you met him. Even if you didn't show, you were so surprised it was almost at a shock level. Javier Peña was simply breathtaking. He was handsome, a singular kind of handsome, there was something about him, about his looks that drew women to him. There was something about his eyes, sad and glimmery, his side profile, something you had never paid attention to before, but suddenly you did, and his was just so attractive and those lips. The most kissable lips you'd ever seen. You couldn't believe that gorgeous man was the same obnoxious one you'd heard of since you began working at the office, you supposed it made sense for two main reasons: if he attracted women like a magnet there had to be a motive for it, besides, he was one of those cases of being it too good to be true. You remembered making a mental note to not get near him.

It would've been easier, if in addition of being the most handsome man you'd ever seen, Javier Peña wasn't also the nicest guy you'd ever met. He wasn't nice like your husband was typically the nice guy, whether that was a good thing or not; Javi was different, he was nice as in… sweet. Something you wouldn't really expect him to be after hearing about his reputation, but he was. Exclusively, he was sweet to you. He was kind, gentle and patient. He wouldn't be able to tell exactly why he was that soft on you, it wasn't simply an attraction - of course you were pretty and he would've made a move if he ever had a chance to -, but that wasn't his regular flirty self. There was more to it, he could feel it, he enjoyed your presence, your voice, the whiffs of perfume you left around he could've sworn it got stuck on his shirt which made him smell you on him even when he was home by himself.

He remembered seeing you for the first time; you were nervous, starting your new position in a new place, one where stress and tension simply ran loose, not knowing anyone there and yet you stroked a confident pose. He had scanned you up and down, enjoying what he was seeing, but when he lay eyes on your hands - a personal favorite - he saw the golden band and knew he should back off. You were married and he respected that no matter what.

Still, it seemed something was preventing the two of you from staying apart, as you and Javi simply hit off. He was nice and gentle and you were funny and pleasant, and those were very precious qualities in such a heavy work environment. It didn't take you both to become friends, and soon enough you were inseparable at work. You've had work friendships before, you weren't a stranger to it, but the fact that it did happen to you and Javi was unexpected, at the same time it felt you couldn't keep away. It wasn't a problem to be constantly around each other when you were at the office, but it was a problem when you couldn't keep your mind away from Javi when you were at home. Even if you tried not to think of him all the time, you still did it, often wondering if he was home or if he'd gone out, if he had female company or if he was having a calm night in just watching TV and eating takeout, if he thought of you outside work the same way you did.

The answer was yes, even if he didn't tell you that, he kept thinking of you. More like he kept torturing himself with the prospect of you and your husband living your casual married life; it was insane, he never really cared about marriages and commitments to that extent, but he couldn't help himself and think of you and your husband sleeping together, having meals together, going sightseeing on the weekends in order to get familiar to the city you were living in, things he knew it was normal for a married couple to do, so why did it bother him and above all, why did he closed his eyes and pictured himself instead of your husband?!

As much as Javier didn't want to dwell into it, the closeness you continued to straighten over the months fueled those mutual feelings more and more, and eventually you and Javi opened up on a personal level. He told you he'd left his young bride at the altar and that he carried that guilt with him for a decade, no matter how many times she assured him she'd forgiven him. And you finally admitted your marriage wasn't as perfect as many people assumed. It straightened your bond with Javi and the confessions quickly brought more subjects into the conversation, to the point you and Javi wouldn't go a day without having a conversation, you just needed each other's presence around and that dependency on each other led to the inevitable with Javier Peña: you slept with him.

It happened after the night Carrillo was killed; he was caught in a trap set by Escobar and it was by pure luck Javi wasn't among the dead body count. When you heard the news, you felt as if your heart had been ripped off your chest, the despair and the panic before the possibility of having lost Javier. You couldn't even bear the possibility of not seeing him again, not talking to him and when you stormed into his room and found him sat down drinking and looking the most miserable you'd ever seen. You didn't think twice, you ran to him, to his arms and kissed him.

From that kiss, things escalated to Javi fucking you on his desk, thrusting into you in a rough way, his groans and moans filling you up with his thick cock, his big hands slapping your ass occasionally and the way his lips called you cariño and it was enough for you to be lost in his touch, drowning into the wave of pleasure no man has ever made you feel. But just being railed on his desk wasn't enough, that was why after getting dressed in a sloppy way, Javi drove you to his place, he needed more of you, so he took you again, over and over, fucking you on his couch, his bed, and he would've done it plenty more if you hadn't said goodbye by pecking his lips and running home. It broke his heart to know you couldn't stay, he hadn't quenched the hunger he felt for you, quite the opposite, the desire he was feeling was almost inhuman, craving someone he knew he couldn't have, it gutted him.

You, on the other hand, found yourself so confused at everything that had happened; guilt, passion, lust, sadness, all of it overflowing you and causing a knot on your stomach, you felt you could throw up at any minute, especially the moment you faced your husband. How could you?!

At the same time, wondering how could you resist Javier?! He was irresistible and the only way out would be pretending nothing really happened between the two of you.

The next morning, you both showed up to work, dark circles under your eyes, sleepy face on his side and that odd hesitation in interacting. Suddenly, your natural bond with Javi seemed to be replaced by a growing awkwardness between you two. It was strange, being so connected to him, knowing him on a carnal level and yet simply acting as if you'd never met. Javi understood your silence even if it broke his heart each passing day watching you act as if he was invisible, he understood it. You were married, you were probably feeling guilty and regretful of everything that happened, Javi was a man with no strings attached, while you were a traditional woman, with your beliefs and a solid marriage. Maybe you weren't that in love with your husband anymore, but that didn't mean you didn't respect him, so truly, Javier understood it, which didn't change the fact it was so painful to see you daily, to have been able to touch you and no longer have access to it.

Day after day, he sat at his desk, remembering how your skin felt against his, how your body seemed to be a perfect match and thinking of how no women had compared to you since, but still, he kept his distance because you were distant, as much as it hurt him, he'd promised himself he would respect that. Day after day, week after week, you still wouldn't talk to him, pretend nothing happened, and even if he tried saying it didn't hurt, it really did. It was only when the team decided to go out for a drink, Javi saw the opportunity to talk to you. As you'd loosened up a bit from the drinks you had, to the relaxed environment of a bar, he waited patiently, purposely taking his time and drinking slowly, still keeping to himself in an attempt of not scaring you off, but having everything planned out so the only two people left at the table were you and him. As he lit up another cigarette, you knew what was coming, he was understanding and you appreciated that, but your problem with Javier was the addiction. After you tried him for the first time, you couldn't help but crave more of him, that forbidden fruit you desperately needed but couldn't have. He saw you noticed his plan and the way you began fumbling around your purse making sure you were about to leave, made his chest tighten in longing. He couldn't wait anymore, he had to at least talk to you, get a reaction from you, he wasn't a romantic man, but he deserved some closure at least.

“Don't go just yet, cariño” Javi's hand gripped your arm at the same time he blocked your way. He wasn't rough or pushy, he would rather die than make you uncomfortable, but he was showing you he wasn't going to let you go like that.

“I have to Javier, please let go”

“It's Javi for you, I've always been Javi, you know that… don't go, let's talk, it hurts me not to be able to talk to you…” he admitted showing you more weakness than he would like to, but he got caught up in the moment and at that point there was no use to try and hide his feelings.

“Javi, I-” you sighed and looked at him, it killed you to have to step away from him, you knew it sounded crazy to simply walk away from Javier, he was everything any woman could ever dream of, he was handsome, sweet, funny, and he was simply the best lover someone could ever have, you couldn't even imagine how many girls would kill to have the same chance you had, however, you had to be strong “Javi, you are handsome man, you could talk to any girl here…”

“I don't want to talk to any girl here, you're all I think about” he admitted pulling out his cigarette in the ashtray and looking at you one last time, before turning his back and walking away from you. He didn't know what else to do in order to show you you really belonged next to him.

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“Did you really mean that?!” You asked Javier as you didn't know where to put your hands, picking on your nail polish as he opened the door and looked at you up and down. He raised his eyebrow at you, which caused you to clear your throat and repeat your question “did you mean it, Javi? What you said? That I was the only one you wanted to talk to?”

His hand immediately wrapped around your waist, pulling you to him, your body bumping against his, because he needed that, it seemed too good to be true, you, standing at his door, looking at him with your beautiful, lovely eyes.

“Of course, cariño, you're all I can think of, I need you, I crave your body, your lips, everything of you…” he whispered and kissed you. Javi didn't leave much space for hesitation, he didn't want to risk losing you for whatever reason. He didn't care about your husband nor your marriage, he wanted you and from that moment on, you were his.

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[base0h]

Hey slayer. I've been violently ill lately and thought it be best to turn my misery into your profit, so here's a request for you. May I request the asl trio with an s/o that one night got really really sick?? Like I'm talking throwing up in the toilet, body shaking, feeling like you're going yo die type of thing. Thanks, have a great day and I hope you drink water 👋

a/n - nooo! I’m sorry about that anon :( I hope you feel better soon :) sorry in advance but I somehow make things cracky when they’re supposed to be serious 💀

warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, vomit, comfort

- this guy hasn’t gotten sick once in his entire life, so he doesn’t know what the fuck to do when someone gets sick- (have you seen the way he tried to handle when nami got sick 😭)

- today, you already felt nauseous, sick to your stomach. The thought of eating made you want to throw yourself overboard-

- the rocking waves that shook the boat back and forth only contributed more- you weren’t even sure if this was your sickness, or sea sickness at this point

- maybe both?

- the toilet was your new bestie, the amount of times you threw up in there were countless

- chopper did his best with what meds he had- but nothing really eased the sickness. Your head just kept banging, dizzy from how many times you’ve thrown up

- your captain wasn’t sure what to do- he just kept frantically calling chopper over to see if you were ok.. He knew that maybe his funny antics weren’t going to help you right now

- “Sorry y/n… But I think this is just going to pass tomorrow, hang in there.” -chopper

- You were glad it wasn’t anything serious, but this was horrible

- Don’t you worry, Luffy stayed with you the entire night. He stole a bucket from Sanji for you to throw up in, and tried to tell you funny stories to lighten up your mood

- “Okok- ummmmm. Ok so there was this one time where grandpa kicked me down into a hole at night and-“ (Luffy was abused /with love)

- whenever you tried to sleep, he’d pat your head softly to lull you to sleep, and he tried his VERY hardest not to make any noise

- he ends up making noise but- it’s alright, you still love him (I hope)

- “Y/n! Don’t think about green! Like- don’t think about bushes and stuff! Think about uh… Meat! Wait- no. Uhm….“

- You were getting even more sick at the mention of the color green.. And meat? Luffy no.

- “NO I’M SORRY! DON’T THINK ABOUT MEAT! THINK ABOUT UH- THE SKY? THE GOING MERRY! SUNNY?”

- with him naming random stuff extremely loudly, it was able to distract you from all those gross thoughts, good save Luffy

- you made it through the night (traumatized) but alive. You were glad Luffy was there to stay with you, even though he’s not the best doctor in town lmao

- he loves you, and he’d do anything to make you feel alright :)

- he’s very experienced with almost every sickness, and he’s read about almost every kind of medical book he has in his library

- but nothing prepared him for taking care of the person he loved, because books don’t cover that :)

- you already asked Dragon if you could rest for today, and that alone made sabo so worried. You never had to miss a mission.. This must’ve been really bad

- as soon as the ship docked, sabo sprinted, and I mean SPED towards the headquarters

- my man literally knocked poor koala over on the way 😭

- when he burst through the door like a mad man, he grimaced when he saw how bad you looked

- you were still sitting by the toilet, your face turning green in close intervals

- “Oh hey sabo- how was the m-“ *throws up*

- “Y/N?! ARE YOU OK?!”

- He’s about to faint, but he managed to drag the doctor out from his office, and haul ass back to you for him to check you out

- sabo never knew he could be so tense and anxious, he found out today that he suffered from major anxiety whenever something bad happened to you 😭

- The doctor explained that it was simply a really bad stomach flu, and it would go away by either tomorrow or the next few days

- sabo was glad it wasn’t anything serious! But still, he was worried about you, I mean… You weren’t looking great-

- He tried his best, but whenever you threw up, he felt sick as well- so he comforted you while closing his eyes and covering his ears (he’s trying)

- at one point he had to run off because he threw up too 💀 probably from both feeling horrible because you were going through this. And also, he’s scared of vomit unfortunately

- just because he’s scared doesn’t mean he’s not going to stay with you 24/7! He’s sitting with you, giving you whatever you ask and need

- he tries to talk about anything except vomit and the color green lmao- but he somehow finds a way to get back to it??

- “Yeah on the mission today- we were freeing some of our comrades and one of them- his name’s Steve. He was wearing this AWFUL green shirt and I swear-!” *throws up*

- “I’M SORRY- FORGET EVERYTHING I JUST SAID PLEASE.”

- this poor man is dying, but trying 👍

- like Luffy, this guy has never been sick. EVER

- but he’s an expert at sensing whether or not you’re feeling ok- it’s kinda creepy

- it’s like he knows if a sneeze is coming, and he says bless you early 0-0

- this time, he didn’t catch it since he was off the ship, kicking marine ass on an island

- when he got back, you were- let’s just say.. You’ve been better.

- Whitebeard was worried, and Marco took a look at you right away. No one was as worried as Ace though, this poor guy was on fire, quite literally

- he kept accidentally setting things on fire around him from how worried he was!

- “Ace, don’t panic. Stay calm.” -Whitebeard

- “I AM CALM.”

- no he is not calm at all

- Marco told you that this would just have to pass normally, and he could only give you some anti-nausea meds

- when ace could finally go into your room, he was asking every single question known to man

- “Baby are you ok? You need water? Hugs? Food? A bucket? Meds? Blanket? Marco to turn into a fluffy bird and for you to hold him in your hand?”

- “…what?”

- let’s just say if you need something, he’s on it

- whenever you throw up, he’s like- cheering you on?

- “Great job! Get all that nasty stuff out! You got this!”

- I mean. It helped I guess 💀

- he’ll give you cuddles, hugs, anything to help you fall asleep and get through the night

- you finally fell asleep on him after a couple hours

- but this poor dude needed to pee so bad at around 3am. But the thought of waking you up, only for you to start throwing up again made him so sad..

- he didn’t want you to have to go through it again if you didn’t have to!

- so he sucked it up, and held it until you woke up at 7

- “Oh hey ace.. I feel a lot better now, thanks for staying.”

- “Oh my gosh that’s great! But give me like- 10 seconds I have to pee so fucking bad-!”

- my man SPED to the bathroom, leaving a literal trail of fire 💀💀💀

- he was in there for a while 😭

a/n - ace is so sweet 🥹

[luifaro]

Hello My Dear 👋

I am writing for you with full hope that you will stand with me and my children🌷🌷🌷

I accept that I will die, but I bear to lose one of my children.

My 10 year old has Down Syndrome and shakes with fear every night

I have a fundraising campaign to leave the war , could you help me please by donating or reblog?🥺🥺

Every donation, reblog can help me to save my children.🙏🙏

Please read this message as if I'm a member of your family . maybe your sister, daughter or a friend and as if my family who's under death now is yours. 😭😭

Sorry for not getting to this sooner! I can't donate but I can share.

While this campaign isn't vetted, I believe this campaign to be legitimate though I of course can't vet.

You can read their story here:

They've only made €205 so far, so sharing and donating is very crucial.

€205/€70,000

[thegamingcatmom]

I came across your fic, the sisters on Ao3 and the writing? Amazing! I binge read it in one go and honestly can't wait for more of the story.

Had a thought on that, like we get the vibes that kate will probably push Tanya's buttons with having MC's attention. And then the thought came of would Tanya be annoyed if Kate stole an indirect kiss 👀

Like it's not a massive thing, but could you imagine: they're feeding her, and she's got a drink with a straw or whatever, and kate gets this idea just eyeing the MC drinking who has no idea what's going on and just assumes oh Kate's just thirsty or whatever

The offer of, "You want a sip?" A cheeky grin from kate as she realizes this takes it just for the sole purpose of getting an indirect kiss, not even a kiss, but like just to have that small bit she can gloat over her sister. The confusion on Tanya as Kate takes it even if she doesn't drink it before realizing

I-

This is-

But WHERE are my manners:

Hi! 👋

And THANK YOU for your lovely words! They just put a huge smile on my face, truly. 🙈❤️

Now, to the good stuff:

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Oh, Kate will push buttons alright, and not just Tanya´s probs. Girl lives for being a nuisance, so I think MC would be well-advised to stock up on those headache pills. 💊😅

As for your idea with that indirect kiss?? I mean-

YES PLS???

I love that omg!!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Like, you have NO idea-

Okay so...what I´m trying to say here is:

"...it´s not a massive thing" is RIGHT up my alley. THAT´S what I´m talking about. Like, yknow, all those subtle things, that between-the-lines stuff. Like, YKNOW?? 🫣

God, I sound so unhinged rn-

OKAY SO, in my humble opinion, less is more when it comes to building up that tension and creating an atmosphere that manages to keep you on the edge of your seat, even if there´s little to no "action" going on, if yknow what I mean. It´s the little things that make you go absolutely bonkers because you´ve been suffering forever and you just wanna scream at them to just-

But they won´t. Not now. Not for a loooong time. You hate it (and you hate that you love it). With every little interaction, the cup fills a bit more. The less action you put into those interactions, the faster the cup fills. (Yknow what I´m saying?) Until, at some point, a single drop would be enough to make the cup overflow. YKNOW WHAT I´M SAYING??

Ahhh, it´s just the little things, yknow? Idc about smut (I mean), GIMME THE TENSION. 😭

Also, can you imagine the LOOK MC´s gonna receive from Kate??? As she´s drinking from that straw??? Those lips??? Around that straw???

CAN U IMAGINE TANYA´S LOOK????

Pls. That´s literally them in that exact scenario. I AM WHEEZING.

Meanwhile, MC´s just there like-

YKNOW??

Like, poor thing´s confused af and so innocent, but also kinda used to all that weird shit by now and she´s literally just woken up, trying to enjoy her breakfast, and Tweedledum and Tweedledee are already using up all her energy for that day and-

Is one sane day in this house too much to ask for??

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If it hasn´t become clear enough by now: You have broken me with this. I can´t unthink this now. In fact, Imma go ahead and save that shit for later because there´s no way I´m NOT gonna use this at some point.

...Wait, can I? Like, is it okay if I use your lovely idea for my story?? Please?? 😭

If not, just lemme know. Send me another ask or dm me or whatever suits you best. ✌️😊

...If you fail to do so, however...

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Thank you so much for your ask! You´ve made my day (and my night) with this!! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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ANOTHER EDIT:

Okay but Tanya getting back at Kate by not only taking sip, but a whole BITE??? Despite knowing it'll have to get outta there at some point later again because vampires aren't made for human food??? And Kate just looks at her like-

challenge accepted

-and then it's basically just the two of them taking turns snatching something from MC's plate, trying their hardest to keep their faces somewhat neutral despite the horrid taste and, in the end, MC's plate is empty, she's still hungry because those two idiots have swallowed it all, and said idiots-

Well, looks like none of them is gonna get some now because 1) hooman's moody af because no food and 2) excuse them-

[jdschecter]

Hello 👋 This is Moamen and his family from Gaza. Please help us evacuate to safety, complete university studies, and find a source of income after the destruction of what we own. We live in difficult circumstances and a difficult life 🙏🏼 ❤️ Please share and spread the campaign because I urgently need help and the matter is urgent. Because the campaign is going very slowly, there is no water and little food. Please donate and share please Moamen Majed, his four brothers and their parents https://gofund.me/610b22c5 @moamenmajed-gaza

Hello, of course! This is trusted and vetted by 90-ghost so I'm more than willing to share. I'm wishing the best for you and hoping you remain strong and safe 🤍🍉

Here's the fundraising link and their original post, please share and help as much as you can!!

[ambidextrousarcher]

‏Welcome 👋

‏I am Ahmed from Gaza. I am 19 years old. I ask you to help me complete my university studies and save me and my family from the genocidal war in Gaza. 🍉😭🇵🇸🙏

Please Share Or Replog Or Donate For My Family 🙏😭🍉❤️

‏You can donate through my link in my bio 👇

‏Here’s the link: https://gofund.me/c4472150

Hello.

Sharing your GFM, hope it helps!

@girlinafairytale @khudrang @m-an-u @paneerlajwanti @decolonisers

[sourveggies]

⟡ A b o u t M e ! ⟡ ꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷꒥꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷˚

🗯️ HELL YEAH!! 🌈☠️

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You wanna learn what I’m about? Okay!

Cracks brain open like an egg

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(Userbox credit in order: ?, Mx-Userbox, xxx-ang3l-with-a-sh0tgun-xxx, mentos-illinois, WonderNow(?), idiotscout, pinkboxes, sweetpeauserboxes, ?, ?, ?)

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What to expect/Disclaimer!: There is no raunchy (Rated R/pornographic) content here! However, this page may include: Some cursing Cursed/surreal satire Mild body horror (nothing crazy or gory) Darker topics (Though it’s predominantly cute stuff, jokes & art here! <3)

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⟡ Uhh, who are you & why am I on your page?:

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Hiya! 👋 I’m Sour! I’m a 20 yr old, Neurodivergent (Autistic & ADHD)🌈 fellow who’s interested in LOTS of things! Such as:

Art & Cartoons 🎨🖼️🖍️ Psychology 🧠💭 Kawaii 🍰🎀 Menhera ❤️‍🩹💊🩹 Creepy & Spooky cute 👻🫀 Satire 🤡🎭

& Much more!

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⟡ Fandoms! 🍿👀:

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Undertale ❤️👾 Undertale Multiverse ❤️👾⏳🌀 (Uhh that’s it- that’s the only fandoms I’m actively a part of!) However, I do also enjoy other medias such as: Danganronpa 🩸🐻‍❄️👤 Miraculous Ladybug 🐞 🪀 Steven Universe ⭐️💎🪐 Ghibili 🥇🎨🌌🏮 Madoka Magica 🎀👁️⛓️

& More!! 💕

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⟡ Before you interact (BYI) + Boundaries! (Stop right there buster!) 🤚🛑:

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Keep in mind! (BYI) List: Dark humor: I not only enjoy, but cope through humor, so have in mind I will joke about almost everything (this doesn’t mean I lack empathy or care). Passionate: I have some very strong opinions and beliefs. Don’t worry about it: I’m a tough cookie who doesn’t get offended easily, so don’t sweat it. Additionally, if I mess up, you can let me know. Surreal, Cringe & cursed humor: Blog will include topics such as body horror, innuendos and sarcasm. + Boundaries List: Porn & Kink: It literally repulses me, so no thanks! (Especially when it’s real people &/or the nasty, sloppy hentai- 💀). I don’t wanna know about where the sun don’t shine- 😭🤚 (🌟 HOWEVER, I don’t mind artistic nudity, romance & soft intimacy as I don’t view said things as porn! Depending, pinups & somewhat suggestive content are fine, too. I also don’t mind innuendo humor!) Asking for Money: 🔚

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⟡ Dead to me / Not welcomed / FUCK OFF List (the impolite cousin to the “Boundaries” list) ✂️:

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Immoral fiction/fantasy: Condoning, excusing &/or fetishizing vile topics. This extends to grooming, violence, pedophilia, rape, incest, violating innocence, beastiality, etc. Of course, weirdos who condone these things in reality also aren’t welcomed & will get my foot rammed up their ass. Fetishization: Fujoshis & dudes who go awooga over lesbianism (Enjoying opposite gender content BECAUSE of the characters & their dynamics, etc. and not because “two of the same opposite gender is so hot” is not fetishization & is fine). Same with race & other topics. (Other’s and my identities aren’t a fetish to ogle at). Apologists for colonists: No, I’m not sucking the Founding Father’s or Columbus’s dicks. And no, what they did isn’t understandable. Predator Apologists: They can’t change, don’t be a dumbass. My stance on fiction: I have a very strong stance about this as I believe fiction says/indicates something about reality. If you can’t fathom the abstract idea that immoral &/or enabling, predatory fiction exists and/or says something about a person, educate yourself or stay the hell away! (BTW this venom is directed towards the weirdass adults, NOT the kiddos out there! It sucks that things that aren’t okay have been normalized to them!) Those who are neutral about ANY of the topics listed above (even one), also shoo.

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⟡ Pronouns & Queer shit 🏳️‍🌈:

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Gender: They/It (Genderless creature ❎) Sexuality: Bi! 🩷💜🩵 & ❥Aro-Ace spectrum! 🩶

“Hey pronoun, this bud’s for you!” chucks gay beer at teenager - Norm, “The New Norm Show”, 2024 👴🏻🏳️‍🌈🍺

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⟡ Questions 🙋❔:

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Can I use your art as a pfp &/or banner?:

Hell yeah, dude! I just want that tasty credit and it’s all good! :) Just don’t sell/profit off my art, trace or recolor it saying you drew it, or anything like that!

Can I reblog your art?:

Yes! Reblogs are welcome! I do want my art to get attention after all! Ty! 🫶

Can I draw your designs &/or redesigns?:

Sure! Just credit me!

Can I make edits of your art?:

Sure! I don’t mind filters, edits or my art being featured in video edits or anything like that! Just make sure to give me credit! :) (However, I do NOT consent to my art being used in problematic ways in general!)(Porn, nsfw edits, proship spaces, A.I., etc.)

What can be asked/discussed through asks/What are your asks for?

Mostly anything! Jokes and questions about games, series, art, you name it!

ERRRM Can you draw (Explicit/Censored)?:

… no. 👁️👄👁️ I will crawl through that screen like Samara from “The Ring” and drag you to hell where you belong-

Eeerrmm excuse me- stop side eyeing and being so judgmental about vile content and its creators!:

Didn’t know disliking and finding child, beastiality and rape porn depictions bad was controversial, but here we are. It’s completely useless to reason with a grimy brick wall, so I won’t. I’m not going to “debate” about something that shouldn’t have been debatable in the first place. So shut the fuck up and don’t ask: ”Eeerm, source drawing child porn is bad? ☝️🤓”

P.S. If the “neutral” stance about weirdos’ content comes from “anti-harassment”, that’s kinda dumb. EVERY movement has “those guys” who always goes too far, even if the original message is correct. Knowing gross things are bad doesn’t automatically make you pro doxxing or “anti freedom”. I simply don’t appreciate and find it harmful that abysmal content has been so normalized; the bare minimum I actually want is for it not to be. That’s it. In general, being “neutral” about problematic, immoral things can accidentally serve as an automatic normalization to negative actions with said indifference.

What programs do you use to draw?

I use Procreate!

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Uhh thats all! ✌️

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[sv5plscomeback]

(SOLVED)

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Hi everyone 👋 I desperately need your help.

I'm not really the type of person who posts on Tumblr (I'm more of a reader) and I don't really know how this app works but I really need help...

I was reading this fic titled "My Home" by tokki_1 on AO3 and I fell in love with it. It was such an amazing story. It exactly fit the description of what I was searching for... but better. Unfortunately when I decided to reread it again yesterday, the page now says Error 404. I couldn't find the fic including the second part (but I was able to find the author's profile and it seems only that fic and the second part was deleted).

I don't know what to do. I don't know how to contact the author. I couldn't save the story into an epub and that's the dumbest mistake I have ever done and I deeply regret not saving it.

It really hurts knowing that there's a high chance that I won't be able to read it again so I'm trying my best to look for it but I don't know how and I don't know where to start. Please fellow fic readers, I turn to you for help.

Has anyone downloaded the story? Does anyone here have a copy of that story?

How can I possibly find that fic again? Is there an archive for ao3? Is there a site where I can access ao3 archives??

Please, please, please. I really, really need help.

Here are the little bits of information that I have regarding the fic:

Title: My Home

Author: tokki_1 (UID: 3795651)

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: M/M

Fandom: Avatar (Cameron Movies)

Relationship: Neteyam/Aonung

Language: English

Series: Part 1 of "Our Place"

Stats: Published: 2022-12-23

Words: 2937

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/43793124.

I don't remember the title of the second part, unfortunately, but if anyone has that fic saved please, please, please I need your help 😭

[my-castles-crumbling]

hi cas, 👋🤗

so i have a problem. its about my group of friends and im getting really worried at this point

ok so i have this group of friends me and four others ( i go to a school where all the classes have more then one grade) so two of these friends are a year younger. as of this year the two younger ones have started to fight

ok i got to back track a little, last year our group was me (i will give my friends nicnames to respect their privicy), M, S, E, & Z over the summer Z moved away and so this year their was a new kid who was a quick addition to our friend group (H) 🙂

now back to what i was saying S & E (who are the younger ones) so they have been fighting i guess, nothing physicle but still. S thinks that E & H are as they said "conspiring agenst me" and that seems true to them some of the time because E&H sometimes hang out without S

but i feel like there are TWO perspectives that i see this from: one is from S perspective which they think they are being left out of everything and that E doesnt really want to be in this friendship and the second point of view which is from E: E thinks that S is overreacting because "i hang out with you the same amount and somtimes you can be alot" 😶

from where i see it yes S can be a little much SOMETIMES (not alot) but i would too if i thought my friends didnt care me and E does tent to exclude S from some things they do with H 😕

honestly its getting to be a bit much for ME because im the one who has to sort out all this drama (M helps but its mostly me) and its really overwhelming because it hurts me to see to of my very close friends fight in a way that is really more emotional.

the first thing i think of when i think of these fights is one time at recess the two had fought over something and i had tried to sort it out but they were both mad. S was trying to fix it and asked if H & E wanted to silent read in the hallway (we had now just come back inside) and they both said they WOULD but they NEVER did instead they sat at my table (i had read in the hall yesterday and you cant two days in a row🙄(i would have sat with them)) and the whole time they were TRASH TALKING S and i tried buting in but they just said "its none of you business" 🤨(at this point it kinda is)

during that it made me think of that quote that is like "bruises and cuts fade eventually but the things you say never heal" 🥲

but i dont know. i just dont know how to fix it. i HAVE TO fix it. but its exausting.😮‍💨

i dont want to star yelling (which tends to happen when i get overwelmed) 😕but its been really damadging to my mental health, so bad to the point that i had a mental breakdown and i couldnt speak, the only things going through my head were "they need to stop fighting its to loud why cant everyone be quite" 😫i had to stay home from school that day because i COULD NOT talk (when i tried i would just start crying again) 😭

so what should i do PLEASE tell me if what is happing is normal and im just overreacting??? but if not how can i help them????

i will write again if that ok because their fights happen randomly 😅

(also sorry about all the emojis)



Hi hon!

Well, what's happening is pretty normal. Friends fight, especially when they can't quite figure out how to communicate their feelings.

But honestly, this is NOT your problem to fix. E and S need to work this out. And I truly think that if you stop being a part of it, that might force them to work it out on their own.

And here's the thing: this is becoming an issue for YOU. And that's not fair.

So when it happens again (because it will), just walk away. Tell both of them you can't be a part of it. Tell them you care about them, but you need some space. And maybe they'll realize they need to get their shit together.

You need to prioritize your mental health <3

I'm naming you emoji anon. Write back with updates!

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

So i was watching a bunch of funny GC videos on YouTube and I got the inspo and motivation to give the OG13 a GC. This will probably be very OOC, but I like to think of this as how they act without the other states. So um- enjoy? (Also yes I know that ME technically isn't one of the OG13 I just added him for fun)

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Yorkie: WASSUP F*CKERS

Masshole: Why do you have my phone?!

Yorkie: F*CK YOU THAT'S WHY

Papa (PA): Wtf is wrong with you guys

Yorkie: b*tch stfu

Masshole: fr

Papa: 😑

Joi-sey (NJ): why am I here

Maine: I would also like to know.

Joi-sey: Nobody asked you 😑

Maine: I don't remember anybody asking you either so stfu 🤫

Georgia: It is too damn early for this... Why must y'all always choose violence??

Mary: I would like to know this as well, but I've just stopped asking and accepted it as one of their traits hun.

Georgia: Ughhhhh

Respect Your Elders(DE): Why tf is my phone blowing up

Yorkie: Cuz we're conversing duh 🙄

Respect Your Elders: Silence fetus.

Yorkie: B*tch.

Respect Your Elders: Infant.

Yorkie: Old man.

Respect Your Elders: Toddler.

Yorkie: Old hag.

Mary: Aight let's stop fighting!!

Yorkie: Stfu <3

Respect Your Elders: Stfu Mary.

Mary: 🥲

Southie: Hey guys 👋

Joi-sey: Hey babes 😘

Southie: Hey handsome ✨❤️

Masshole: Ewwwww get a room 🙄

Joi-sey: Oh shuddap Masshole. We don't say nothin' when you and Penn are sitting together on the couch and lovingly staring into each other's eyes and sh*t 😒

Rhodey: Actually we do say stuff-

Joi-sey: Yea but not out loud.

Masshole: ....Stfu <3

Joi-sey: 😌

Nutmeg: Will y'all stop bullying each other for once-

Joi-sey: No ❤️

Masshole: Nah ❤️

Connie: *sigh*

Georgia: Yorkie wanna cuddle 🥺

Yorkie: Is that even a question- I'm on my way.

Northie (NC): Gayyyyyyy

Yorkie: Oh shut up ion say nothin' when I walk past you and TeNnEsSeE making out in the hallway, so don't start.

Northie: 😳 you saw that

Yorkie: Yup 👍 I had flashbacks to middle school when I would walk into the hall and see a couple playing tonsil hockey.

Masshole: Ok but FR THO

Yorkie: YEAH THEY ALWAYS BE GOIN AT IT LIKE BRO AINT NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT 🥹

Masshole: ONG. AT LEAST GO INTO THE JANITORS CLOSET OR SOME SH*T 😒

Yorkie: YEAH. IM JUST TRYING TO GET TO MY NEXT CLASS AND TRY TO GET THROUGH THE DAMN DAY WITHOUT GETTING DRUNK AND JUMPING INTO A BUSY ROAD FOR FUNSIES 😭

Masshole: ...Damn you alright bud

Yorkie: I'm fine <3

Masshole: Okay then...

Papa: Wtf was that...?

Georgia: Idk but I have my Yorkie with me so I'm fine with it 🥺❤️

Yorkie: Stfu-

Georgia: He's blushing rn

Mary: Hun if you don't send a picture right now then no more coffee ❤️

Georgia: Sending it rn hold on...

~georgia sent a photo~

*in the photo York has his face hidden but it's still quite obvious that he is blushing like crazy*

Papa: Pfft-

Virgin(ia): Awww how cute 🥺

Joi-sey: How long have you been here

Virgin(ia): T h e w h o l e t i m e.

Joi-sey: Alright then...

The Shire (NH): Ay Yorkie ya still alive?

Georgia: No he's asleep.

Masshole: Good. He needs it.

Rhodey: Aww Masshole does have a heart :)

Masshole: Stfu before I come over there and kick you like a football out the window :]

Rhodey: 😶

Masshole: Damn right.

Mary and Papa (at the same time): Your cute when your mad 😒❤️/🥺❤️

Masshole:... Stfu ❤️❤️

Virgin(ia): I'm so lonely 🥲

The Shire: You and me both 🥲

Connie: I feel y'all :')

Rhodey: There's an emoji for that y'know 😒 "🥲"

Connie: Idc 😑

Rhodey: Whatever

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(the next day)

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Yorkie: Guys guys guys guys-

Respect Your Elders: What did you do now child?

Yorkie: Ok first of all, f*ck you. Second, I found a rat snake :)

Masshole: Put it back where you found it.

Yorkie: Why tho 🥺 He's cute 🥺

Masshole: Okay, what do rat snakes eat 😒

Yorkie: Birds, bird eggs, squirrels, rats- Oh. OH-

Masshole: Yea dumba$$. Knowing that it eats squirrels, it would probably eat your long rats too.

Yorkie: B*tch they're called ferrets.

Masshole: Point still stands.

Yorkie: I'll put him back 🥲

Masshole: Atta boy <3

Yorkie: F*ck you <3

Joi-sey: Knowing him he'll probably abduct some random garter snake he finds in the woods

Connie: Probably 😑

Papa: Yea that's accurate

Everybody else (-NY): ^

Yorkie: Man I feel betrayed 🥲 F*ck all of you ❤️

Georgia: Even me darling 🥺

Yorkie: Yes you too traitor ❤️

Papa: DAYUM-

The Shire: Dang no hesitation 😭

Georgia: I- Love you too I guess 🥲❤️

Yorkie: ❤️

Yorkie: EEK I FOUND A GARTER SNAKE 🥺 IT'S SO TINY 🥺

Joi-sey: Yup thought so.

Masshole: Goddamn it- New York stop abducting random animals

Yorkie: But-

Masshole: No buts 😒 Put it back.

Yorkie: It's cute tho 🥺

~Yorkie sent a picture~

*in the picture the snake's snoot is right in front of the camera*

Yorkie: 🥺

Masshole: Dangit it is cute- Y'know what? Fine. Tell me when you get home.

Yorkie: YESSSS :D

Masshole: 😒❤️

Respect Your Elders: Awww does the big bad Masshole have a soft spot for his little brother 🥺

Masshole: Del istg I will kick you out the window

Respect Your Elders: Pfft- yeah right 😒

Masshole: ....

Respect Your Elders: Uhhh guys?

Papa: Hm?

Respect Your Elders: Why do I hear footsteps approaching my room?

Rhodey: That's probably just Mr. Bay State coming to kick your ass out the window.

Respect Your Elders: Uh oh- Baby are you not going to help me 🥺

Rhodey: Sorry Love, but I ain't gettin' in the way of that

Respect Your Elders: Babe 😭

Rhodey: It was nice being with you <3

Respect Your Elders: Jersey? Penn?

Papa and Joi-sey: Sorry Del/Ha nope.

Respect Your Elders: Traitors 😭

Respect Your Elders: Oh god he's knocking on the door-

Respect Your Elders: HE JUST KICKED MY DOOR DOWN-

Respect Your Elders: GUYS HELPHDKGSKADHSU-

Yorkie: Damn he got him 😔

Joi-sey: 😔

Papa, and Rhodey: 😔

Mary: Y'all I just heard a thud outside my window 😥

Joi-sey: Probably just Del.

Mary: WHAT?!

Papa: Backread.

Mary (after backbreading): OH GOSH- WHY DIDNT YALL HELP HIM 😭😭

Yorkie: Ya really expected us to get in the middle of Death's work?

Mary:... Fair enough 😭

Georgia: Is he still alive??

Mary: Well- he's groaning in pain so yeah I think so 👍

Georgia: At least he's alive.

Masshole: Hey I'm back :)

Mary: Hun why did you kick Del out the window 😭?

Masshole: He was running his mouth 🥺

Mary: No books tonight, youre sleeping <3

Masshole: Nuuuuuu 🥺

Mary: Sorry Hun 😘

Masshole: 😔👍

Yorkie: 😎🕶️🤏🙂🤭

Masshole: 💥

Yorkie:👀🏃🏃🏃💨

Masshole: Damn right 🙂❤️

[kmp78]

« In fact, the 2015 Rola Incident was the 1st time he threatened he would quit socials and gradually after that, he kinda did! 🤷🏼‍♀️ »

What happened ? 🍿

The bestest times ever... 😂

We have to begin with the fall of 2014 when SL was hooking up with IT for their 1st round.

She of course freeloaded with him on several Carnivores gigs, and he infamously skipped a paid M&G in Vegas just so he could fuck around with her instead... 🙄

Anyway, in September they suddenly split, perhaps because Mars was going on a South American tour and he didn't want her along cos he had "other business" to "do" down there, who knows... 🤷🏼‍♀️

Whatever the reason, it was clear that HE ditched her because she reeeeeaaally was not happy about it and took some low blows on socials. 👀

After a while she calmed down and started running around other famous dudes, and actually started dating Simon Rex somewhat seriously. He certainly was totally gaga over her, as he gushed on his socials about her. 💕

However, our dear echeloopers who had (surprisingly!) hated her guts from Day 1 could not let her go, and right around New Years 2015 some South American eches decided to pull a prank on her on Twitter.

They started sending her messages like "My name is Rola, I love you Kirstina! Can you say "I love Rola"?" etc.

She of course didn't know wtf was up, and replied "I love Rola" back.

And this is the part where it's appropriate to reveal that Rola is not so much a name as it is a slang word for COCK. 😶

Which obvs means that with her reply she was saying that she loves... that. 🍆🤦🏼‍♀️

Well, when she figured out that she had been bamboozled, she completely flew off the handle and exploded. 👀

"I'm not dating your Boy Crush/Creepy Obsession any more"

Oh except she DID immediately dial him up again and cried to him about how she was being bullied, and then it was HIS turn to start ranting on Twitter! 👀

And as it turned out, Captain Save-A-Ho over here wasn't just offering her emotional support during this traumatic time!

Oh no, he decided to offer his full services again as merely days after that Twitter shit went down, guess who were suddenly vacaying together in Breckenridge?! 🤷🏼‍♀️

Poor lovelorn Simon got dumped faster than Thinnie from last summer's Med cruise! 👋

Guess his subpar height was no longer an issue then... 🤷🏼‍♀️

Emotional growth, eh? 🧘🏼‍♀️

Mmmmm not so much.

She went right into trolling mode again...

... and then when the Russian tour began in March 2015 is when she started raining down fire and brimstone on our poor fandom with the announcement that...

... she was being lugged along. 😭😭😭😳

The fandom hated every minute of it, and JL reeeeeeeally hated every minute of it (😂), and to the surprise of absolutely no one about 2 weeks into the tour it all exploded into atoms again and she (and her bro) started ranting on Twitter about his "irrelevant band" and left Russia in a huff. 😤

Later she posted this:

Welp. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Sorry I digressed a bit... 😂

But that whole saga has to be explained from Day 1 to Day End to give readers the full experience! 😂😬

[retribution-if]

Hey L👋 I'm here to pester you on this blog as well😀

I guess I'm late to the party, but better late then never they say😅. So this is what those teasers in cheers to the elites were all about.

The first thing I'm gonna say for the game is that I'm of the same mindset as the "MC is cute" anon. I mean, the story is supposed to have a heavy and serious tone, but the way MC acts just makes me laugh😂. No wonder Malkiel was amused when MC greet them. Even when they presented themselves, they were trying to act like a grown up only to fail miserably.

of my Mama and Papa, Gaia and Horatio,” you say with a clarity you didn’t know you had, trying to emulate the authoritative voice of your parents and grandparents,

😂😂😂

On a more serious note, Abel chasing after MC and Despoina (thanks to you I'll have nightmares tonight😢) and Emmera (sounds like the female name version of Emery) doing what she did to Despoina, were the most important moments in the story for me. While I can understand Abel's reasoning behind his actions, for the life of me,I can't understand the rationale behind her decision neither the justification. Wouldn't a powerful goddess like Despoina be needed if Abel decides to come after the rest of them (though they might have been considered weaklings by him and that's why they were left alive)? Why not Abel but Despoina?

About the naming, I thought about a better name then Cain: Adam. Adam slapping Abel (to death) like Will Smith did in the Oscars with Chris Rock

And I have a bug to report with the pronoun not showing

Lmao I was waiting for you 😂😂

And yeah, I can see why you have the "cute MC" mindset. They're 4 years old in the trailer, so you can expect 4 year old things to happen. Plus, MC's 4 year old-ness also serves as a breather between the intense scenes of Abel's and Emmera's.

And for your questions, well, if only you knew what Abel is really capable of, then… h m m.

Despoina didn't appear in Zion almost near collapsing because of nothing.

Thank you for reporting the bug though. Can't believe I overlooked that. 💀💀

And I'm glad you enjoyed the trailer! Also please don't slap Abel. It might make things worse 😭😭