#'hi! here's a photo of my cat!'

[shinesurge]

this is a really weird thing but it means a lot that strangers on the internet have had kind things to say about our silly kitchen table, we sent pictures to both our families as attempts to like. idk, Attempts, and it's honestly kind of incredible how they all managed to wring critical psychic damage out of "hi, person who keeps wanting us to call more often, we thought you'd like our cute kitchen setup :)". what makes relatives act like this jesus fucking christ

[starry-bi-sky]

'Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings' doodles, because Pathetic Wet Cat Danny is the best Danny to practice drawing young faces with (and expressions).

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I’m doing a project on Gulper Eels (aka Pelican Eels, Pelican Gulpers, or Umbrella-mouth Gulpers)

And- these fuckers don’t even look REAL-

A lot of deep sea critters, you see them and you understand Lovecraft’s fear of the ocean

But some of these guys-

LOOK AT HIM! HES SO STUPID LOOKING!

THIS IS MY IDIOT SON WHO I HATE HIS NAME IS BONGWATER AND HE HAS EVERY DISEASE!!!!!!!

[yukipri]

A ferocious beast

Cody encountering fish toy, on his 2nd day home

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKittens

[ormymarius]

Arthur and Orm aren’t beating the golden retriever and black cat duo allegations

[anemoa]

[scudismystud]

[bonafidehero]

Photos I took of my pets as a child in the 90s

[corvid-corvette-coven]

I think the real cause of ADHD is goblins.

I attempted a search for my asthma puffer because i need to whizz and i keep that thing on my person a statistically significant amount of time because i enjoy breathe effective when it’s sold in a canister (I was offered an O’ Hare Air sponsored respiratory system, unaware it involved microtransactions).

I search every surface and crevice that is possible to have stolen my puffer from me, checked under the cat, in my pockets thrice over, double checked the cat, went to a different room and checked several surfaces. This is a song and dance i perform frequently so my resistance to frustration for these situations is generously described as well adjusted.

I return to the initial location i investigated to discover the object of my inconvenience, my hard plastic, blue asthma puffer, was positioned upon the floor directly in the centre of the space i was initially investigating within and sweeping back and forth throughout(a rather small area i must say).

ADHD is the result of goblins, trickery is afoot within my own home, the cat seems to enjoy his naps accompanied by orchestral tunes, chill jazz, classical instrumentation, or anything that was/ could have been performed well before the invention of the electric guitar, or WW1.

[overtake]

content for a very small audience but i was experiencing major deja vu when daniel posted this

[sunbedo]

Hey guys. gay rights

[per-the-jellicle-magician]

New thesis idea: a critique of Barańczak's translation of the cats poems cuz he did not get the vibeTM at all, and I am annoyed by it

Or alternatively: how to translate light poetry right, a case study on Nowicki's translation of cats poems cuz he did get the vibeTM

[rosemary-bells]

them…

[rekikiri]

pretty boy has a new collar

[daeguboxer]

Beautiful Boy 🧡

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

I promised you some lions! Let's talk about manes, males, and management.

This is Tandie, the current male lion at the Woodland Park Zoo.

Notice anything odd about him? He's got one of those hilarious awkward teenager manes. Except... this cat is nine years old.

I was, of course, immediately curious.

Manes serve a lot of purposes for male lions, including being an indicator of health and fitness - it's actually a sexually selected trait and a social signal. Mane texture / hair quality / length is dependent on nutrition and the body having energy to grow (and carry around!) that much hair! The color is also a signal: males with darker manes have been found to have higher testosterone levels.

In one research report, wild males were much more likely to avoid a lion decoy when it had a longer or darker mane - but the girls really loved a dark mane. It's thought this is because a long, dark mane is an indicator of mate quality. Males with longer, darker manes have higher testosterone and were pretty healthy: meaning they had more energy for fighting, had a better chance of recovering if they got injured, and generally had a higher rate of offspring survival. Manes matter!

So, back to Tandie. He was actually born at the Woodland Park Zoo in 2014 alongside two brothers, to dad Xerxes and mother Adia.

This was Xerxes (rip).

Obviously, a very large, dark, lush mane on Xerxes here. So where did these blond muttonchops come from on his son?

I asked the zoo docents and got an answer that didn't make a lot of sense. They told me that after the three cubs grew into adolescents, they were moved to the Oakland Zoo together. But living together suppressed his testosterone, and he never grew a mane.

Hmmmm.

Here's a photo from 2016, when the brothers debuted at Oakland. They're a year and a half old in this photo.

(Photo Credit: Oakland Zoo)

And here's from an announcement for their third birthday.

(Photo credit: Oakland Zoo)

Okay, so these dudes obviously all were growing manes as of 2017. I think Tandie is the one on the left in the first photo, and laying down in the middle on the second. What happened?

I was just in the Bay Area for a zoo road trip, of course I went to Oakland and tracked down a docent to ask some questions.

It turns out that shortly after the brothers turned three, they started acting like adult male lions: they started scuffling regularly. It's a normal social thing for male lions to live in groups, called coalitions, but according to my lion experts there's generally a baseline level of some social jostling within them. It wasn't quite clear from what the docent said if they couldn't manage the boys together, or if they just wanted to avoid the scratches and small wounds that result from normal lion behavior. Regardless, they put all three of the boys on testosterone blockers in order to be able to keep them together as a social group.

Now, I don't know a lot about the use of hormone alteration as a form of captive animal management, except in the case of birth control. I don't think it's something that's unethical - there was just a webinar on it that I saw go by - but I don't think it's commonly done with big cats. Lions have kind of complicated reproductive cycles, and for instance, we've been learning that female lions can take much longer to come into estrus again than expected after coming off hormonal birth control.

In males, testosterone blockers (or being neutered) means they lose their manes. This is why a lot of rescues will do a vasectomy on their males instead of a neuter - it allows them to keep their mane and the social signals that accompany it.

Tandie returned home to Woodland Park Zoo after Xerxes passed in early 2022, and the docent told me all of the lions had been off their blockers "for while." I'd guess those things happened around the same time, since bringing the trio down to a duo at Oakland would reduce some of the social tensions.

Hormones are such interesting things, though. One of Tandie's brothers has a full mane again, and the other is still totally mane-less.

As for Tandie, his mane is growing back in, and it looks like he might rival his dad for length and coloration.

He started here, in February:

Yesterday:

What a difference four months (and maybe proximity to a girl) makes!